I don't. I had this shit finished literally 15 days ago, but in a puff of smoke, it vanished along with my momentum. So while I'm sorry for the delay, I make up for it with a mass round of updates. Enjoy. Spoiler: Winning Vote X] You knew what being dragged into mystical tom-fuckery like this was like, let's try and clarify this shit. BE NICE TO A GOOD LOOKING GIRL, DON'T BLOW THIS!
-Offer to give the girl her Wu or whatever else she has if she loses, probably a magical transformation pen like... those magical girl shows you totally didn't watch when you were younger. I mean... you don't want the two superheroes to trash you, do you?
[X] Propel yourself with the Third-Arm Sash: Swing Branch to Branch, Spider-Man Makes it Look Easy!
It would have included the Jet-Pack bit if it was our old pack, but with the new design it just isn't possible. We'd sooner snap the wings and rupture the engine!
As always, I own no properties involved, and most likely never will unless some things DRASTICALLY change. Just to be clear.
CHAPTER, START!
You were ready to book it! It would be a bit tricky to maneuver around a forest like this, but it was a perfect time to try out your new hip-blasting actions, as weird as that was to think.
As you crouched down to begin your running start though...you made the mistake of looking behind you at the stock-still but with eyes holding a panic you knew all too well, barely affording you to hold back a wince and stumble.
God DAMN was she cute...and it wouldn't be so bad to be just a little nice to such a cutie, right? RIGHT? if anyone asks it's just so the two Supertweens don't just beat you up afterwards, and that's the story you're sticking to.
So, with a world-weary sigh, you got out of your crouch and calmly walked over to the girl who still looked to be frying her brain staring into the literally endless horizon above her.
As you got within 5 feet however, she showed no signs of noticing you, thus you did exactly what anime had taught you.
You knocked on her head like it was a door, swiftly knocking her out of whatever trance she was in and snapping her head towards your form, and within seconds back-flipping away from you in a way that rendered you jealous both of the flexibility and the missing of such a great view while in a bodysuit.
Concerns for later however as the Spotted Cutie reached her feet again and readied a yo-yo in a way far to similar to a bat quickly brought up some new priorities.
"What just happened! Where are we! WHY IS CHAT NOIR IN A HAMSTER BALL!?" Spotty yelled in increasing volume, finally swinging the yo-yo out FAR past where something of that size should be able to reach, before harmlessly pinging off said sphere holding the panicking Chat and returning back to her grip. It would have been impressive if it wasn't being leveled back at your crotch now.
You were only able to gulp down your fear with a small amount of effort, both slightly thankful and bitter about your growing tendency to meet terrifying individuals. She was no Oro however, which put a lot of things in perspective.
"Okaaay, in order...We're in a Xiaolin Showdown, a Mystical contest that happens when two people touch the same Shen Gong Wu, a, yet again, mystical artifact that can do things that science either still struggles with or seems to just bypass completely, with the only way out reaching or 'claiming' the Wu or winning the contest. We're in...I guess you could call it a stage for the contest? this is only the second one I've ever done, but the first was REALLY trippy, so I'm taking everything as it comes. Kind of like a pocket dimension or something? I don't know, I speced physical science instead of Faith, but starting to doubt that... And the I prefer t think of the last one as a Viewing Globe, but that's more my pop culture seeping through than anything. It's a lot to take in, but at least I can expla-IN!" You exposited to the little lass before feeling the yo-yo bury itself just above your left thigh, barely stopped by the Third-Arm Sash's 'fingertips'. It still hurt like a suckerpunch though.
"Argh, WHY! I WAS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS YOU BUGGED BINT!" You hastily alliterated as you crouched down around your aching thigh, already feeling it start to go down but pissing you off still.
"BECAUSE THIS WHOLE THING IS INSANE! YOU LOOK LIKE THE EDGIEST TEENAGER I'VE EVER SEEN, PULL US INTO A POCKET DIMENSION, AND THEN TRY TO CALMLY DISCUSS THINGS WHILE MY PARTNER IS TRAPPED! EXCUSE ME IF I'M A LITTLE STRESSED!" Spotty all put shrieked in your face, letting you see just how wild her eyes were at the moment, as well as the minute shaking of her form, stopping your anger flat.
Why...was she reacting so much to this? Granted, you had a similar reaction, but that was only for a few minutes, and didn't involve violence at all. Then again, maybe you were just more jaded as a member of an Evil Family who'd been watching and reading anime and manga for years compared to what was maybe a superhero-maybe a bodysuit enthusiast. Boy, didn't that say some things?
Still, while it looked like she was starting to calm down a little, breath evening out and looking a little steadier at the least, you had already shared more than you had really gotten started out, so you...
[] Decided to stick around a bit longer, make sure she's alright. Maybe get a name?
[] Shrug and begin swinging away to the Goal
[] Taunt the Super and make your way to the Goal, get back some Evil Dignity!
[] Try and Talk with Chat Noir in his Viewing Globe? Why is Wuya rubbing her mask?
CHOOSE 1
END OF CHAPTER
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