Not a lot of interest with this vote, but still enough for a winner.

Spoiler: The Winning Vote

[X] Uh, I wanted to see what you did for fun?

So now let's just move forward with what Robots do when left to their own figurative and literal devices.

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Now let's see what's happening.

Da BotBoyz roll 1d100 for Activity of choice. Rolled...1.

...Well then.

UPRIZE! MUTINY!

You immediately regretted asking your Boyz what they did for fun. Like, within MINUTES.

The answer, you found out, was the most extreme version of Gang Busters you had ever seen, with one Side being the Marines, and the other half being Pirates.

Then they abandoned the wheel and controls entirely and began doing anything in their power to 'kill' the other side.

You cowered harder under the table as Captains jolly laughter rang through the air alongside the sound of chains firing and his 'parrot' being flung around, revealing itself to be crudely hidden grenades.

"Why is this happening! Why is this a thing you do!?" You tried to cry out tears and snot falling down as your table was blown away and you had to scramble through the front window of your ship to escape the chaos, Wing Road expanding to catch you mid-flight path, allowing you to see the rest of the boat.

It was a madhouse. Bots battled with swords, fish, whips, and in one case a swordfish wildly, Wilhelm screams crying out as others were rendered silent.

In the center of the deck was Koga, standing victorious on a small throne of Jackbots, Arms covered with Pirate bandannas and legs covered completely with Navy collars, while Wuya seemingly kept sleep-drinking off to the side of him. You made short work zipping down to his form, one part to get to a safe area, another because Captain was beginning to throw grenades with wings for greater distance.

Seeing you come down, Koga quickly but firmly greeted you, though not to the point of stopping himself from punching the faceplate of a Jackbot still in his grip.

"Ha! Ha! Hello Eh! Jack! I see you asked the bad question! Hyah!" Koga spoke between punches, making you twitch both at the visceral sight of your creations face deforming under his fist, and the sheer fact he KNEW this could happen.

"You KNEW this was a thing that could happen? Why didn't you warn me? WHY DID YOU LET THEM DRIVE THE BOAT!" You roared with hands in the air, before quickly ducking down as a Jackbot went sailing over your head, where Koga quickly caught and suplexed it before returning to normal position and shrugging.

"Eh, if I asked it within hearing range of them, it'd have just started earlier. And who could say no to those hundreds of shining LED based lights and puppy sounds? It'd be like kicking them while they're down. Figuratively. Not literally like right now, I mean." Koga explained.

You just got into a little ball position, Third Arm simply throwing around anyone who flew near you as you silently wept about how this was your life now.

END OF CHAPTER

Let's decide how we deal with this.

[] Keep Crying, make Koga make the Bad Bots Calm Down.

[] Get MAD, JOIN THE FRAY!

[] Captain of Calm, THIS IS A MUTINY!

[] FUCK THE BOAT, WE'LL WALK FLY!

[] Get Drunk with Wuya

CHOOSE 1 OF THE ABOVE

Well, that sure escalated quickly.