Crazy trouble with love part 8

Kokonoe and Ragna

Series: Blazblue

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Richard1081: There's already a chapter with those two, it's just in the first one I think and when I was starting out.

HaremFanatic101: Thanks for the pairings AND some lines they can use, that helps with coming up with a plot so big thanks there.

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-Kagutsuchi, Kokonoe's Lab-

"Grrr, all this extra data to catalogue and decode is actually getting real old real fast." Kokonoe grumbled while typing on a computer. "And this browser is so slow!"

She had been at this all day and at first it was fine, then it became boring, and now it was just tedious.

Especially when her browser was so slow! Like REALLY SLOW!

Ba boop!

Until it became a blue screen of death that is.

"AHH! Son of a bitch!" She snapped in rage while her computer exploded just as Tager threw Ragna into the room.

"Ragna the Bloodedge is here."

"Ah! Hey watch it." he frowned while seeing Kokonoe stand up and started slamming her fists on her keyboard.

"DAMN IT ALL!" She snapped while slamming the keyboard hard. "DAMN IT!"

Ragna sweatdropped. He saw her rip it from the wall and throw it to the side while huffing in anger.

Kokonoe growled before seeing Ragna. "What? Never seena pissed off woman before?"

"Don't act so damn smug." he remarked getting up while she huffed and pulled out a lollipop.

"Tager, explain. Why is he here?"

"He was talking about an upgrade." He said. "However, his body already has upgrades, especially his one centimeter groin-"

"Finish that and I'll end you." spoke Ragna with his sword aimed at the cyborg.

"Groin."

"I see." Kokonoe said while looking annoyed. "I could do an upgrade, but I don't think the cyborg parts will work with that arm of yours."

"Look, all I did was hear how you've been improving on stuff and can make any weapon stronger, no matter what kind it is. I just happened to run into your babysitter here and he brought me here against my will!"

She nodded. "So you want a new weapon, well I could do that, for a price."

"Let me guess, my soul."

"No, that would be Relius' forte." She frowned. "And my price is something else entirely."

"If it's money, then that's not gonna work. Kinda broke at the moment."

"It's not money either." She deadpanned. "I can just make money."

Ragna raised an eyebrow. "Then what the fuck do you want?"

"Simple, a traveling companion."

"...what?"

"You heard me. I want a traveling companion, someone to come with me while I take a little vacation. If I have to deal with one more blue screen of death, I'm gonna tear my hair out!"

"So you want a fucking vacation? Really?"

Kokonoe nodded.

"..."

"And you get a chance to avoid Nu-13 and your brother."

"...ok fine, but why make me do it in the first place? Why not him?" he pointed to Tager.

"He needs to guard the lab." She said. "Plus without the batteries made in my personal laboratories, he will croak faster than a toad in a salt plain."

"I can believe that."

"That and he's already tanned."

"It's true." Tager said. "As you can see, I am a lobster."

Ragna sweatdropped before Kokonoe crossed her arms.

"So? Do we have a deal or not?"

"Fine, but upgrade my weapon first."

"Can't, the mainframe is currently full of viruses."

"Then what am I supposed to do? Just wait?"

"Yes." Kokonoe said with complete bluntness.

"For how long?"

"About a month, maybe more depending on the new virus protection program Lambda installed earlier this week."

He groaned and facepalmed. "Just fucking great."

Kokonoe smirked. "But we are going on a vacation, so come with me so I can get the right clothes."

"What?"

"I got you a suitcase, but neglected to add the swimsuit or casual clothes." She lied as she DID it already, but wanted to see his reaction.

He groaned at this. "How the hell do you even know what to get? For all you know someone else might have come by instead."

"Simple, I used my cognitive thinking." She said while Ragna felt that one hit him hard, like a very hard jab to his intelligence. "So don't be stubborn and get ready, I wanna actually feel fresh air before it gets stale in here."

He grumbled. "Fine, but no tricks or experimenting on my dick."

"I wasn't but now that I think about it, I always wanted to see if a person can have more than one functional cock at a time." she smirked making Ragna groan. "I wonder, if Tager didn't mention a thing, would you be so brash to talk about your dick so casually? I didn't peg you for the insecure type."

"Oh shut up!" He blushed.

She laughed which made him glare before she walked away. "Oh lighten up, where we're going you'll have no choice."

'I hope it's not the arctic.'

(Sometime later)

-In the middle of the pacific ocean-

"Ah, here we are." Kokonoe sighed while getting off the boat. "A nice little island called Kokonoe's Beach Getaway."

"You mean you own the whole place?"

"Yep." She smirked. "And don't worry, no one knows where it is, not even your brother or girlfriend."

"She's not my girlfriend." He frowned. "She's a crazy bitch."

"That's how most guys would consider their girls." she smirked while walking away on the pier while carrying her bags. "Well? You gonna follow or not?"

He grumbled before walking after her.

(Later)

They looked at the giant hotel near the beachside while Kokonoe typed on a keyboard and caused the doors to open.

"Welcome to the home away from home."

"If it's a vacation, then why do you need a keyboard to get in?"

"Simple, to disarm the anti 'Black Beast' security system. Each one of these pillars are designed to fire nuclear fission missiles at anything related to the NOL or the Black Beast."

"So you had it specially made to kill me?"

"I didn't know you were the Black Beast until AFTER your battle with Nu." she pointed out. "Never hurts to be careful."

He deadpanned at her before walking in, and noticed it was way fancier than most places he's been to, especially the red couches. "Wow, how did you manage to afford all this?"

"I tapped Jin's bank account." She bluntly said while walking to an elevator. "And Hazama's entire account as well."

He looked at her in surprise before letting out a snicker imagining their reactions.

"As for our room, it's on the top floor."

"Wait, our room?"

Kokonoe smirked. "I booked a room for the two of us, after all, you are my travel companion."

"But if you own the place why not just have separate rooms?"

"Because I said so." She frowned. "That and every other room is rigged to throw pies laced with pepper spray at a person." 'Damn drunken state!'

"Why would you-"

"Don't ask." She interrupted as the elevator opened up. "Now come on or we won't have time to tan."

'Not like we're on a schedule.' He thought while walking into the elevator.

(Later)

"Here we are, the roof."

He looked around while noticing the room was large, had clear glass walls, and a large heart shaped waterbed in the middle of the room. "What's with the bed?"

"It's a waterbed."

"I meant the shape of it."

"Oh, I just liked it and it was cheap." Kokonoe shrugged. "And don't worry, I've seen the male anatomy a lot, so if you get changed, I won't bat an eye."

He blushed at the bluntness. Only to see her putting her bag on the ground.

"Now, let's get ready to tan."

"You go ahead, I'll take my time."

"Are you sure?" She smirked. "You are a man after all, so having a show would not kill you, much."

"I'm sure." he remarked with a deadpan.

Kokonoe shrugged before thinking. 'Yep, he's a prude.'

He watched her walk by him and go to the balcony before sitting down on the bed.

Which moved and wiggled so much that he fell on his back.

'Yep, waterbeds are annoying.' He thought in annoyance. 'Why would a girl like her be into them? She's probably got claws and would pop it in her sleep.'

And cue an image of the girl getting wet, and revealing her nipples in the process.

Ragna blushed and shook his head quickly. "Don't go thinking about that. Right now you're stuck here with her and it's just to get her to upgrade my sword, that's it."

But that was when he thought about her in a swimsuit and well….his mind went down a dark and perverted path.

"Gah!" he slapped himself and got off the bed. "I gotta get some air."

As he walked away, he noticed that he didn't have the right attire and grumbled as he got himself ready to actually hit the beach.

(Later)

-At the beach-

"Well, at least there's plenty of space to sit." He muttered while wearing nothing but a black and red thong, which he was given to by Kokonoe herself. He went over and sat down near the edge of the sand and let the water touch his feet. "Ah, I needed that."

That was when a small horseshoe crab crawled next to him and walked over his feet.

He watched it and actually relaxed smelling the fresh sea air and feeling the warm sunlight.

Only to notice that one of the clouds in the sky reminded him of his brother, which got him annoyed.

"Damn Jin, he needs to go chase someone else than me." He grumbled. "Like that Tsubaki chick."

As he tried to relax, he didn't notice that someone was sneaking up on him. But what he did notice was the sudden cold water dumped on him. "GAH!"

"He he." chuckled a familiar voice. "What a feminine scream you have Ragna."

He turned with anger and saw it was Kokonoe wearing a blue string bikini with white stripes. "What the hell was that for?!"

"For fun." She said while putting another lollipop in her mouth. "Plus you looked a little red."

He growled before standing up and picked her up by the sides and started carrying her towards the water.

"Wait! What are-"

SPLASH!

"GAH!" she cried out when he threw her in the water and dusted off his hands.

"We're even now." He said with a grin, only for Kokonoe to throw a large coconut that was floating in the water at his head.

BONK!

"OW!" he held the spot with a glare. "Hey!"

"NOW we're even."

He growled before rushing at her and picked her up like a princess before using his right hand and tossed her flying into the water like a beachball.

SPLASH!

"Now we're even!"

And cue a fight to end all fights, beach version!

"Ah! You're gonna pay for getting my hair all soaked!"

"Feelings mutual!"

(Some minutes later)

Both panted while floating on the surface of the water on their backs.

"I...win."

"No...I did…." Kokonoe panted.

"I did."

"I did."

"I did."

"You did."

"I did so ha!" Ragna laughed.

"Oh so...you did it in the bed?" She smirked. "Wow….and here I thought kids did 'that'."

"Wh-HEY! That's not what I mean!"

She chuckled. "Are you sure Mister 'Bed Wetter'?"

Ragna glared at her. "Oh stuff it furball."

"Call me that again, and I will drown you." She said in a mock harsh tone.

"What? Furball? My bad, furball."

And cue her grabbing his head and dragged it underwater.

"GLUB GLUB GLUB!"

"Told you, bedwetter." she smirked as he flailed. "Now you can wet the sea as much as you want."

He flailed around while accidentally groping her ass with his right hand.

"Eep! Hey!" she blushed letting go as he popped back up and gasped for air. "That's no way to get me to let go!"

"What are you talking about furbrain?!"

"Touching my butt!"

"...so?" He asked with a light blush.

She glared before splashing him and walked back to shore.

"Hey!"

'Asshole.'

(Much later)

Ragna had his arms crossed as he laid on the water bed while Kokonoe was out on the balcony sun tanning.

"Ah." She sighed. "This is the life."

'Still hate this bed.' Ragna thought while looking at the sea. 'All it takes is one good jump and anyone could fall right off.'

As he thought about the bed, Kokonoe was finally relaxed and not thinking about work, or blue screens of death.

'I wish I can stay here forever.' She thought with her tails twitching from side to side and her ears folded downwards. 'This much sun is gonna make me golden in no time.'

Ragna looked at Kokonoe before getting an idea and tiptoed towards her before sitting on her stomach and laid on top of her. "Ah, this is one cozy chair."

"Hey! What are you doing, get off!"

"Relax, I'm trying to get a tan here pussy cat." He mocked with a grin. He felt her try and push him off, but he was too heavy for her. "Now relax and let me sun tan."

"I'll get you for this!"

"Now now, I'm busy sun tanning."

She growled before biting his shoulder.

"Ow! Hey, watch the shoulder pussycat!" He frowned as Kokonoe bit down harder. "OW!"

She growled before getting an idea and bit his neck.

"OW!" he got up quickly and glared at her while grabbing the spot. "Alright I get it!"

She smirked. "Good boy, now let me tan."

"Yeah yeah miss vampire bitch."

"Oi! I'm nothing like that dark and gloomy brat."

"Yet you have tiny tits." He pointed to Kokonoe's breasts.

She growled before throwing her sunblock bottle at his head. "Up yours! I don't need giant mammary glands to do my job."

"Uh huh, but it might get you a boyfriend." He said while walking away.

She growled and flipped him the bird.

He just did the same while also adding. "Still, you're better than the rabbit."

"Huh? Hold up, first you insult me and now you're complimenting me? And I thought Platinum was quick to change her mind."

"I'm complex, that and it was either insult you more or bide my time for an opportunity to strike." He joked while walking out of the room. "Later."

"Hey! I'm not done with you!"

But he was gone as Kokonoe looked ready to blow.

"Oooh, that jerk!" She snapped in rage. "I'll get him for this!"

(Later)

Kokonoe growled while seeing Ragna sleeping on one of the couches.

"Zzzzzz."

'I'm gonna get him back if it's the last thing I do.' She thought in anger before seeing Ragna turning to the side. 'But how is the question?'

"Zzzzzz." He snored before falling off the couch and landed face first on the ground. "Zzzzz."

'Something that'll really stick with him.' She thought before seeing that his speedo was falling off, revealing his ass to her. 'Hmmm….'

"Zzzzzz." Ragna snored while unaware of Kokonoe's master plan.

"Heh heh, that'll work perfectly." She muttered with a grin.

(Later)

Ragna began to slowly wake up, but felt like he was on something that felt stiffer than the couch. "Ugh….damn flying monkeys...ugh…"

He sat up and noted how bright it was and groaned. "Damn sun, better shut the curtains."

SPLASH!

He blinked while seeing a fish landing on his face. "What the?" he held it up and looked around, only to see he was in the middle of the ocean and noticed he was on a wooden raft, naked. "...WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Meanwhile Kokonoe was enjoying some fish while overhearing the sound of cursing.

"Oh this is worth the wait." She sighed while eating a tuna fish. "Wonder how long it'll take him to swim back here."

"FUCK!"

(Some time later)

Ragna glared at Kokonoe while covered in crabs and starfish. "I. Fucking. Hate. You."

"Aw, what's the matter? I thought you liked fishing."

He threw a starfish at her face.

SPLAT!

"Hey!"

"There, desserts for you."

Kokonoe frowned at that. "You really can't take a joke can you?"

"I got a sunburn!"

"So?"

"It hurts!"

"You needed one, after all you are very pale."

He frowned at that before throwing a crab at her chest.

Which caused the bikini string to snap and fall to the ground.

"HEY!" she cried out covering her breasts with a blush. "What the hell?!"

He blushed before turning around quickly and ran off. 'NOPE!'

"Hey get back here!" She yelled while running after him.

"Forget it! That was a complete accident!"

"You thought THAT was an accident! Well I'll give you one WORSE than what you inflicted on me!"

'If she can catch me that is.' He thought while trying not to have a nosebleed. 'Gah!'

(Later)

Kokonoe smirked while on top of Ragna's back, while eating a fish. "Got you Ragna."

"Get off." he groaned feeling the sting from his burn.

"No." She smirked. "Not on your life."

"How long are you gonna sit on me?"

"Until I feel like it." She chuckled. "Or until you apologize."

"You first."

"Why?"

"You left me on a raft!"

"For sitting on me."

"There's a big difference!"

Kokonoe shrugged while rubbing her ass on Ragna's back.

"Ah! Knock it off you damn cat!" He growled while reaching up and grabbed her tail.

"Nya!" She cried out before covering her mouth with a blush.

"...what was that?"

"Nothing." She said quickly. "So leave me alon-NYA!"

"You actually said that."

"No I didn't!" She blushed red as her ears twitched.

He raised an eyebrow and grabbed the tail again.

"NYA~!" She gasped out with a blush.

"Holy shit, you did!" he laughed.

"S-Shut up!" She blushed while Ragna grabbed both tails. "NYA!"

"Oh this is blackmail material." he smirked. He then started rubbing the tails as Kokonoe cried out like a kitten.

"NYA~!" she let out with a shudder and tried pushing his hands off. "S-Stop that!"

"Why? You played fucking tricks on me all day." he remarked while giving them a tug.

"NYA! S-Stop! Or I might claw you in the face-NYA~" she let out with a blush while arching her back.

Ragna blinked while noticing that something wet was forming on his back. 'Ok, so pulling her tails makes her act like a cat. Interesting. But...what's that wet stuff?'

'Crap! If he doesn't let go, he'll notice!' Kokonoe thought while Ragna pulled on her tails again.'Shit!' "NYA~!"

He blinked feeling the wet feeling growing. He slowly looked over and noticed a puddle near his sides. "What...the fuck….?"

"L-L-Let go!"

Tug!

"NYA!"

And cue Ragna slowly realizing what just happened as he turned bright red. "Oh...my...god."

"S-S-STOP IT!"

"You just came!?"

She blushed while covering her face in embarrassment. 'Why me?!'

"So your tails are your weak point."

Kokonoe swished her tails away while not responding to his response.

Ragna smirked as she got off him. "Like I said, blackmail material."

She slapped him while running away in embarrassment. "Fuck you!"

"Ow." He groaned while rubbing his now red cheek.

(Much later)

Kokonoe was huffing while sucking on two lollipops and held her legs close and was looking at the sea by the balcony. 'Stupid Ragna. Stupid stupid Ragna!'

"Kokonoe?"

She looked around and frowned as it was Ragna. "What?"

"I wanted to talk to you."

"Fuck off." She cursed while looking away.

"I'm serious."

"Just fuck off!" she snapped turning her back to him.

Ragna frowned before sitting next to her.

"I just said fuc-" she was cut off when she found herself pulled into a hug. "...what the fuck?!"

"Sorry."

She raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"I said I'm sorry."

"...again what?"

"I said I'm fucking sorry you damn cat!" he frowned. "How much more do I have to say it?"

Kokonoe frowned. "What the fuck are you trying to pull? First you pull my tails now you act like a sad brat? What is wrong with you?!"

"I'm trying to apologize for embarrassing you like that!"

"...is this another joke?"

"No!" he frowned. "What's so hard about accepting an apology?"

"Because you didn't act like you were so sorry pulling my tails you jackass!"

"I didn't know you got off on that!" He snapped. "And I didn't mean it!"

She glared at him.

"I didn't! Well...ok at first I didn't, but you're the one who started all this! I just wanted my sword upgraded, not get dragged to an isolated island!"

"I wanted a fucking vacation!" she snapped.

"But why me?! You could have just picked someone else to drag here!"

"Because you needed a break!" She snapped. "And…" she muttered quietly.

"What?"

"...I just wanted a companion." She muttered with a light blush.

"There must have been someone else besides Tager."

"..." she grumbled. "No. I just wanted someone that wasn't a lab assistant or a android."

'That narrows it down to pretty much anyone.'

"That and I trust you." She muttered while still looking mad.

"What? How?"

"I just do ok. That was until you TOUCHED MY TAILS!"

"I didn't know!"

Kokonoe huffed. "And now you know, fucking good for you pervert."

"You're the one who got me a thong to wear, sounds to me like you were hoping for a peek, perv."

She blushed while lightly hitting his chest. "S-Shut up."

"So I was right."

"Just shut up." She blushed while still hitting his chest.

"Then why are you blushing?"

"S-Shut up!" She blushed while hitting harder.

'I can't tell who is more annoying, her or the damn rabbit.' He thought while an image of both girls, naked, appeared in his mind.

'Ragna.'

'Foolish Ragna.'

'Ravage us~' Both said at once.

He blushed which Kokonoe noticed.

"What are you thinking about now?"

"Nothing!"

She frowned. "Tell me or I'll kick you off the balcony."

"...fine, it was you and the rabbit."

"What about me and that blond loli?" Kokonoe asked with a frown.

"You two were...naked."

"..." she snickered before full on laughing like crazy.

'Knew that was gonna happen.'

"You actually thought that! Ha ha ha!" She laughed before taking a deep breath. "I guess I owe Tager some cash."

"What the-"

"We made a bet on your preferences in mammary and ass sizes, he said you like them small and I said you enjoy them large." She interrupted.

"I-I do not!"

"I guess I have to tell Platinum and Noel to lock their doors." She snickered.

"I'm not like that!" He growled before grabbing her ass.

BAM!

Only to get punched in the gut.

"Then stop groping my ass!"

"Ow!" He groaned before picking her up like a princess. "Ok that's it, I'm dunking you into the pool!"

"Hey! Don't you dare!"

"Or what? You're going to kiss me?"

"What?" she blushed.

"You heard me." He said while walking away. "Now, it's bath time kitty cat."

She glared at him with an eye twitch. 'I'll get him for that!'

(Some weeks later)

Ragna sighed while sharpening his blade, his new and improved one that is.

The only problem was that it was airmailed to him and he was still stuck on the island.

"Just how much longer is this vacation gonna be?"

"Until I feel like it." Kokonoe said while sitting next to him. "And I still need to get these bags under my eyes removed."

"Won't you be needed back in that lab of yours?"

"No. Lambra is handling things." She brushed off. "Plus she won't activate the self destruct button."

"If you say so, at least Jin hasn't been able to find me. I actually feel less angry."

"True." Kokonoe nodded. "But do you want to swim right now or get buried in the sand?"

"Buried in the sand sounds pretty good."

She grinned. "Good, but I might place starfish on your face."

"Do that and I'll pull your tails again."

"Oh you'd just love that wouldn't you?"

He blushed as Kokonoe grabbed his leg and dragged him to the beach. "Hey!"

"What? I need to get you in the sand."

He grumbled while hoping it wasn't head first.

(Later)

Which it was as his ass was covered in seaweed and had shells on his asscheeks.

"Mmmm, it needs something more. A mouth maybe?"

"Mmmm!"

Kokonoe smirked before pulling his thong off and placed an empty hermit crab shell on the tip. "Perfect."

"MMMMM!"

"Now you're a sand beast." She chuckled while Ragna was getting very pissed, and embarrassed.

'This is why we need to get off this place.' He thought while admitting that he didn't mind the woman's company, but he was getting the blunt of all her sexual harassment 'jokes'.

Kokonoe smirked before getting an idea and walked towards the ocean before racing towards the 'face' and kicked it. "Eek! Evil monster~!"

"GAH!" He cried out before grabbing her and started burying her in the sand, head first. "Let's see how you like getting buried head first!"

"Hey!" She yelled out while spitting out sand, while also seeing his crotch and blushed. "Let me go!"

"Not this time pussy cat." He smirked while putting seaweed on her face. "I'm getting some payback."

"Oh you are SO gonna regret that." Kokonoe growled.

"When you get out of there that is." He chuckled while walking away, even without knowing that his thong was on his right foot.

'This part I'm gonna enjoy a lot more.' She thought while eyeing his junk. 'I hope he stays oblivious for the rest of the day.'

(Later)

"Hey Ragna, I got a great idea you might like."

He looked at her while drinking some water. "What? Throwing me into the water again? Been there, done that."

Kokonoe sighed while they were in the master bedroom. "No, I meant why don't we have a drink to get nice and plastered?"

"..." he looked at her with a deadpan expression. "What's going on? Is this an experiment or something you crazy pussy cat?"

"Oh lighten up, what's wrong? Is the big bad bloodedge scared of a little alcohol?"

"No, I'm worried about WHAT your going to do to my body AFTER I get drunk."

"Hey! I could say the same thing to you! After all, it's just the two of us, so if we DID get that far, it's not like we'd have time to be picky, unless you suddenly got interested in some crabs."

Ragna glared. "Oh be quiet and get the alcohol."

"Good boy." Kokonoe smirked. "And when we're done with the hangover, we'll be laughing at our antics."

'Provided we remember.'

(Some bottles of whisky later)

Both laughed while thrusting and grinding each other like rabbits on the bouncing waterbed.

"Man, who knew you were so desperate." laughed Ragna.

"I know!" Kokonoe giggled while wrapping her legs around his back. "And you're so horny like a bitch!"

Ragna took another swig and burped while reaching back to grab her ass.

"Ah~ Oh Ragy~" she laughed before burping on his face and came a lot. "Keep it up~ Nya~"

"Oh, you mean like this?"

"Ah!" She cried out while he came into her womb, for the tenth time this night. "I feel like a volcano~!"

"You feel like one too!"

"Fuck me my Ragamuffin, fuck me!"

"Then get ready for lots of kittens!" He grunted while pouring more sperm into her.

Kokonoe moaned while they kept this up for the rest of the night, and the morning, and the late afternoon.

(Timeskip)

-Kokonoe's lab-

Lambda moved a black checker piece over the board while looking at Tager. "King me."

"You're too good at this."

"No. Calculations state you have a ten percent chance at winning. You are bad." She stated while moving her king over the last two remaining red pieces. "I win."

'She's got me there.'

That was when the door opened up as a large bag full of shells and dried starfish landed on Tager's lap.

"I'm back!" Kokonoe yelled out while somehow in complete darkness. "And why the fuck is the lab so dark?!"

"Tager forgot the bulbs." Lambda said. "So we used flashlights."

Kokonoe sighed before walking around inside. "Fantastic, and WHY didn't either of you go get new ones?"

"The safe was locked." Tager sweatdropped. "And only you had the combination for the emergency cash."

"Great, I have to do everything like usual." She grumbled while walking to a secret switch under Tager's left armpit and flipped it.

FLASH!

Which caused the lab to be illuminated.

"There, much better." she smiled with Tager and Lambda noticing the sea shells.

"From the trip?"

"Yes." She smirked while turning around, to reveal her tanned body, large D cup chest and wide ass, and a three month pregnant belly that poked out of her outfit. "Something for you guys to have."

"Uh….Kokonoe? What happened?" Tager asked.

"What happened?"

"You know."

"Oh that." She smirked before patting her stomach. "We had some fun, accidentally left him at the airport before I came here, and I'm pregnant, even if Ragna thinks I started to get fat as a cow….sniff…"

"Are you ok?" asked Lambda.

"Sniff...he called me…." she sniffled while curling up into a ball. "Fat! Sniff!"

"Seems like she's dealing with mood swings." whispered Tager.

"Affirmative." Lambda nodded. "And scans show that Kokonoe has ten fetuses within her womb."

"...shit."

"Affirmative."

Kokonoe sniffled before frowning. "You know what? I shouldn't be crying, I should be telling him this so he can help out. There's no way I'm gonna deal with this all on my own!"

"But what about Jūbei?"

"Fuck my father! I'm going to tell Ragna even if he threatens to kill MY mate!" She snapped while looking ready to kill.

"Uh….."

"In fact, you two are coming with! If he tries to run off you can hold him and drag him back here!"

Lambda entered into her battle form and saluted while Tager groaned at this.

'Why me?'

Kokonoe smirked before groaning. "And get me some fucking tuna pasta with hot sauce and meat buns, STAT!"