Crazy trouble with love part 8
Ingrid and Adam
Series: My Gym Partner's A Monkey
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Adam smiled as he was currently running to school instead of taking the bus while holding some tickets in hand.
His animal friends were sitting on the steps of the school, waiting for their friend to arrive.
"I'm telling you man, bananas are definitely not suppose to be purple." Slips said, tilting his head at Jack's eggplant.
"And I'm telling YOU that they can be! Oh, it's Adam! Maybe he can tell you that I'm right!" Jack said, smirking at Slips with a raised eyebrow.
"Guys guys! I've got great news!"
"Adam, tell Slips here that bananas can SO be purple!"
"No they can't!" Slips hissed.
"Sorry Jack, but I have to agree with Slips on this one. That is clearly an eggplant, not a banana." Windsor said with his blank expression.
"Oh please, like you're some expert on bananas." he waved off. "I'm telling you, Adam here will tell you the facts."
"Uh, Jake? That's not a banana."
"What?!" Jake screamed and quickly looked at the eggplant. "You lied to me!" He threw it away, hitting someone in the distance. "Anyway, what's the news?"
"I just got tickets to the newest amusement park in town, and I invited you guys and Kerry."
"Whoa, rad dude!" Slips said, patting Adam on the back.
"This is going to be awesome!" Jake yelled, jumping around.
"Indeed." Windsor said with a slight smile.
"Wheres Ingrid and Lupe?"
"I think they went to the girls room or something." Slips said.
"Yeah, said they needed some 'girl time.' What does that even mean?!" Jake yelled.
"There are some things we may never know." spoke Windsor shaking his head.
Meanwhile in the girls room.
"So Ingrid, did your parents buy you those new jeans you wanted?" Lupe said, applying some beak polish.
"Nah, they said they'd just get dirty as soon as I bring them home since the habitat just got a fresh coat of dirt."
"Shaaame. They would've made your legs look great." remarked the toucan while looking her beak over. "Hmm, does this seem too much?"
"Naw, it's fine. How about me?" She turned to her, showing that she had powder, mascara, and lipstick smeared all over her face.
"Nice, you trying to be ready for something girl?"
"Hehehe, maybe..." She looks away, trying to hide her blush.
"You are!"
"Well... I might be getting ready to ask a certain someone out... today..." Ingrid said, fixing up her makeup.
"That's my girl! I...wait a sec, are you talking about Adam?"
"Pfft! What? No, of course not! W-Why would you, I-I would never... you're not buying this are you?" she asked with her friend face palming with her wing.
"Ingrid, as your friend, I say this because I care." she cleared her throat. "You need to drop that boy and go hunting for a real male."
"I know, I know! I just can't help myself! He's so nice, dorky, and just... adorable..." She said, slowly getting a goofy love struck smile.
"Girl, if you keep this up, you're gonna wind up alone with no man in your life." Lupe flew up and latched on to the neck and looked at the head. "You got the stuff men want, but do you see Adam going for them?"
"N-No... but maybe I haven't been trying hard enough?" She gave a nervous smile to her bird friend.
Lupe sighed before getting an idea. "Fine, if you're so sure about him, then prove it. You need to be more upfront and show him he needs you."
"Alright Lupe, I'll do it! So... how do I do it?"
Lupe facepalmed with her wing again. "This is going to end horribly..."
Meanwhile, after school, the gang were walking down the street.
"Hey Adam, how come humans always ride the bus? Is it because they're too lazy to walk?" Jake asked while walking on his hands.
"Well kinda, or they don't have bikes or can't drive."
"That's weird man. Sounds like being in a can on hot dogs on a hot sunny day." Slips said, shivering at the thought.
"Indeed, it sounds like a very unpleasant experience." Windsor added.
"Oh! Before I forget, I didn't tell you girls about the good news." he smiled at Ingrid and Lupe. "I got tickets to the new amusement park and have enough for everyone. Wanna come?"
"Like... a date?" Ingrid smiled wide.
"Technically a date consists of two people, unless with is a date consisting of multiple couples. Which is unlikely as our group since none of us are in any form of romantic relationship."
"Yeah, just the Three Amigos!" Jake shouted, hugging everyone.
"Uh, sure, let's go with that." answered Adam going along with it.
As everyone continued walking, Ingrid and Lupe walked behind to group to talk
"Eeee! This is my chance Lupe! Amusement parks are one of the most romantic places to go!"
"Si, which means you gotta show Adam you got what it takes to be his mate. You gotta try and get some alone time with him without the others around."
"That'll be easy! Jake will get distracted by the food, Windsor will probably get stuck over thinking one of the games, and Slips will probably fall asleep on one of the rides and never get off. And if I know you, you'll be looking for some hot tamales, am I right?"
"Oh you know it, I need me some spicy food."
"Wait, the amusement park is in the north part of town. Why are we in the west?" Ingrid scratched her head in confusion.
"Oh, well we need to pick one more person up." spoke Adam over hearing her.
Ingrid looked at their group and got a skeptical look as she glared at Adam. "Who?"
"Kerry."
"Keeeerrrrryyyyy?!" She growled, grinding her teeth as her face turned red and steam blew out of her ears.
"Uh, yes?" he replied while the others stopped walking while growing nervous seeing her expression.
Ingrid notices this and quickly smiles. "G-Greaaaaat."
Everyone one shrugs and continues walking, making it to Kerry's house. Ingrid though was steaming mad with Lupe trying to pat her on the back of her neck. Adam walked up to Kerry's front door and knocked, shaking a lot as he waited for her.
"You got this, you got this, you got this!" He repeated to himself. It opened to show the girl with a smile which made Adam blush and feel close to start blabbering on. "Heheh, h-h-hey K-Kerry... h-how are y-you today?" Adam said, sweating a ton as he tried to play it cool... it wasn't working.
"Hey Adam." she greeted before seeing the others and waved. "Hey there to you too."
"Sup dudette." greeted Slips.
"Yeah, hi..." Ingrid mumbled, looking away as she weakly waved.
"S-S-So I was uh, I-I mean we were wondering i-if you w-would like to, I-I mean if you're not busy w-we could..."
Jake jumps in between the two. "Wanna come to the amusement park with us?"
"Sure, that sounds like fun."
"Woohoo!" Adam cheered with his arms raised.
The whole gang was walking to the amusement park, Ingrid eyeing down Kerry the whole way. They all stopped as they walked up to the entrance.
"Y'all ready to paaartaaaay?!" Jake yelled, jumping up and down in excitement.
"I am most certainly feeling excited for this event." spoke Windsor while keeping his expression.
"Yeah dudes, let get this party started!" Slips said, pumping his tail into the air.
"I'm gonna go wild!" laughed Lupe flapping her wings as fast and quick like a hummingbird while zooming around Ingrid's neck.
"Then let's go!" Adam cheered, only to be trampled by his friends.
Ingrid quickly runs beside him. "Adam, you okay?!"
"Yeah, I'll live." he groaned as the giraffe helped him to his feet.
'Heh, looks like Kerry trampled him. Some girl she turned out to b-'
Kerry rushed to Adam's side, interrupting Ingrid's thoughts. "You okay Adam?"
"Y-Y-Yeah Kerry, j-just peachy."
"Come on, lets go have some fun." She said, holding his hand as she drags him into the park.
He turned beet red with Ingrid also turning red, but not from embarrassment.
"That Adam stealing traaamp!" Ingrid yelled, scaring away a family.
Everyone was doing their own things. Jake eating, Slips sleeping on the rides, Windsor trying to figure out the perfect angle to get the ring on the bottle, and Lupe searching for some candy. However, Adam, Kerry, and Ingrid were together, trying to figure out what to do first.
'I need to make sure she doesn't try anything to get close to Adam.'
Adam unfolded a pamphlet with a park, looking it over. "Okay, what to do first?"
Ingrid looked at the map and immediately notices the Tunnel of Love, growing a large smirk.
"Oh, bumper cars! I love those!" Kerry said, pointing to it on the map.
"Really? Me too."
"Me three!" Ingrid yelled, her head getting in between them. She had a large smile on her face, but her eye occasionally twitched trying to hold in her anger.
"Oh, well maybe we could all go and try them out." offered Kerry.
"Sure thing, let's go!" Ingrid shouted, grabbing Adam's arm and dragging him to the bumper cars.
He stumbled with Kerry surprised before following behind.
The three arrived at the bumper cars and entered the one of their choosing. After the bell rung, everyone started driving and trying to run into each other. Kerry bumped into Adam and the two laughed. This got Ingrid furious and she rammed into Kerry, knocking her back a few feet.
"Oops, sorry." she chuckled. "Guess I don't know my own speed." Suddenly another kid rammed into Ingrid, letting Adam gently bump into Kerry
"You okay Kerry?"
"Yeah, that was a rush." she smiled making him smile back.
"That's good, thought maybe she bumped you a little too hard."
Ingrid watched the two laugh from afar, grinding her teeth, creating little sparks as she did.
After a few minutes the three got off the ride and were looking at the map again.
"Which one looks good next?"
"Oh, how abo-"
"How about the Turbo Typhoon?" Kerry interrupted Ingrid. "I hear it's the fastest roller coaster in the whole park!"
"Wow, I wouldn't mind giving that a ride."
Ingrid opened her mouth to say something, but came to a realization. 'Wait, roller coasters usually have two people sitting next to each other' She snickered wickedly. 'Which means if I can snag the spot next to Adam first, she'll have to sit elsewhere.'
"Uh, Ingrid? You okay? Ingrid? Helloooo?" Adam waved his hand in front of her face.
"Huh? Oh yes Adam, I'm fine, just fine."
"Well then let's get going." Adam said, walking away with Kerry.
'You won't get a chance to sink your claws in Adam this time.'
The three head to the Turbo Typhoon and Adam was the first to get in.
'Alright, when Kerry gets in the cart that's when I'll hold... her hand...' He thought, blushing and sweating at the idea.
He suddenly felt someone enter the cart with him and that's when he made his move. His hand moved over and grabbed what felt like a hand, but with hard and solid digits. He became confused and turned his head to see who it was. Instead of Ingrid, it turned out to be Lola Llama.
"Hi Adam~" Lola said, batting her eyelashes at him.
"Oh no you don't!" Ingrid yelled as she charged at her. She grabbed the girl before chucking her away from the ride. She took a deep breath and calmed down. "Alright, now time to-" She stopped as she saw the ride already started with Kerry and Adam in the same cart. "Darn it!"
A few minutes later, Adam and Kerry got off the ride. Adam's face was green and he had multiple stars swirling around his head.
"Ugh... that was too... fast..." He quickly rushed to find the nearest bathroom or trash can.
Kerry shrugged and looked around, seeing a moping Ingrid sitting on a bench and eating the leaves off a tree. She grew curious and walked over with the giraffe not noticing her. "Hey, you okay Ingrid? You seem upset." Kerry asked, taking a seat next to her.
Ingrid chewed the leaves in her mouth before swallowing and looked at the girl with annoyance before sighing. "No, I'm just fine."
"You sure? Cause it seems like your jealous Adam is spending time with me instead of you." Kerry stated, raising an eyebrow with a smirk.
"What? T-That's ridiculous!"
"Come on girl, I've seen all the signs."
"Like what?" asked Ingrid curious while also dreading it.
"Blushing all the time, getting angry whenever I'm near Adam, the fact that you beat up another girl that tried sitting with Adam? Anything ringing a bell?" Kerry asked again, still smirking at the giraffe girl.
Ingrid turned red and looked away while trying to whistle innocently.
"Okay then... guess you don't want my help." She got up and slowly walked away.
"Wait!"
Kerry stopped and turned to see Ingrid poking her hooves together and smiled.
"Uh...what exactly did you have in mind?"
"You got a cellphone?" She asked with a smirk.
After a few minutes, Adam exited the bathroom while drying his hands. "Well, that could've gone better." His phone suddenly vibrated as he got a text from Kerry. "Adam, meet me in the Tunnel of... L-Love?!" He shouted in shock and excitement. He started sweating at the sudden image of the two of in a boat and in the tunnel making him gulp.
He suddenly slapped himself. "No! You will NOT chicken out! This is your chance! I CAN DO THIS!" He screamed.
Everyone turned to him with either annoyed or confused looks.
He took a deep breath before pulling out the map to find the spot where the tunnel was. Once he did, he made a beeline for it. After a minute he made it to the Tunnel of Love and got into one of the boats. It rowed into the tunnel, but right before in entered Adam felt the boat bounce a little.
"Kerry? Is that you?" He asked, squinting to see who it was, but to no avail as the darkness of the tunnel shrouded everything. "Sorry I got here a little late, there was a bigger line then I thought."
"It's fine Adam. I'm just so glad you made it." Kerry said, her voice sounded a bit off.
"Well sure, I wouldn't miss this for anything."
The two sat there in silence for a minute.
"Hey Adam?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you know why I asked you to join me on this ride?"
"Uh, no?"
"Because... I love you..." she said which instantly made Adam's jaw hit the bar to the boat while steam left through his ears. "Adam... kiss me..." As she said that, he could her the cartoony sound of lips puckering.
"W-W-What?" he got out while gulping and felt like fireworks went off in his head. "Y-Y-You mean...now? Now now?"
"Now or never Adam. What's it going to be?" She asked with a bit of sass in her voice.
'Oh man, I can't let this chance go!'
"Now pucker up and kiss me..." She said before once again making cartoony kissing noises.
He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and did the same before moving towards her. Their lips slowly connected as the exited the tunnel and into the light. Instead of Kerry, it was actually Ingrid who was kissing Adam!
"Mmmm..." She moaned with glee and satisfaction as her lips engulfed and massaged Adam's, smearing a lot of her lipstick on his face.
Said boy didn't notice though since he still had his eyes closed. 'I can't believe it, I'm actually KISSING KERRY!' He freaked out in his head, but his body melted into the kiss.
Her lips were soft with his heels tapping together before he felt something wet slide into his mouth. 'W-Wait... i-is that... HER TONGUE?!' Adam internally screamed, freaking out even more. 'Oh no, w-what do I do?! I've never thought w-we'd kiss like this so s-soon!'
'Mmmm! Oh yeah Adam, I've waited for this moment for a long time!' Ingrid thought as she slid more of her long tongue into his mouth, making sure to do it slowly so he doesn't realize she's not Kerry.
Adam himself kept it together while running around in his head. 'Do I do the same? Do I pull back? What?!'
'Hey man, don't worry. You just gotta chill and go with the flow.' A cool, calm sounding voice said in Adam's mind.
'Huh? Slips?'
'Nah dude, I'm just a fictional version of your friend that your mind created to help you not ruin this moment.' remarked the voice. 'And right now, I'm telling you to go with the flow, just go with what your gut says.'
'My guts?' Adam thought.
'Dude, just use your tongue.' The voice said with a sigh.
'Oh!' he replied back before sticking his tongue over to rub against 'Kerry's' tongue making said giraffe inwardly squeal.
'Oh yeah Adam, now we're talking!' She shouted in her mind as she held him close and swirled her tongue all around his, quickly filling his mouth with her long tongue and saliva.
'Woah! Kerry's getting really into it!'
As the two continued to make out, the boat came to a stop. Kerry watched the two, giggling as she hung up and put her phone away before walking away.
'Good luck Ingrid.' As she walked away, Adam slowly opened his eyes.
'Finally, I'm Frenching with-' His eyes bulged in pure shock. "INGRID!?'
"Oh Adam, I never want this moment to end! And that's why I'm gonna keep tongue wrestling you!" She shoots her head down on his face, going even more aggressive with the kiss, using the full length of her tongue.
"Mmmmm?!"
Ingrid's lips stretched as she pulled back, making a loud popping sound when their lips separated, a large strand of saliva still connecting their lips. "Oh Adam, you have no idea how long I wanted to do that..." She lovingly sigh with hint of success.
Adam himself looked shocked beyond belief with his face having a bright lipstick mark. "I-I-I..." He tried to speak, but was at a lost of words.
"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
Adam thought for a bit, coming to a shocking realization. "I-I did..." He said with wide eyes. "B-But wait! I thought you...were Kerry."
"In that case, wanna try again?" She asked before puckering her lips.
He blushed seeing her lips and gulped. "Uh, maybe we-" Before he could finish, she pressed her lips against his, making a cartoony squish sound. He was caught off guard and was conflicted between trying to kiss back or leave this all up to Ingrid.
"Mmmm!" She moaned loudly as she slightly tilted her head back and forth, deepening the kiss. 'Oh it feels even better the second time!' she thought with Adam turning redder than his hair the more he felt her tongue lick around his own.
'O-Oh man, this is crazy! H-Her tongue is s-so long a-and slimy... b-but then... w-why does it f-feel so good?!' Adam thought, holding her snout as he mentally panics.
After a minute or two she pulled back and smiled with Adam completely flustered. He just sat there, his hair all messy, cheeks completely red, lipstick smeared all over his mouth, and his eyes wide open, staring into space with an occasional twitch.
"So Adam, how was it? Was it as good as you always dreamed?" She asked, fluttering her eyes at him.
"It was...it was...it was...wow."
"Oh... I-I understa-wait... really?!" She darted her head back at him in surprise.
"Yeah...it was wow." he admitted with a cough. "I mean, I never really expected you to...do that."
"Heh, neither did I. And I could say the same about you liking it." She said, scooting a little closer to him.
"But I'm confused, if you're here, then where's Kerry?"
"Who cares? Let's just worry about... us~" Ingrid whispered to him before start a new onslaught of kisses on him.
Kerry watched from a nearby lamppost, sighing to herself. "That boy sure knows how to pick them." She said, smiling as she walk away, leaving the boy to his giraffe girlfriend.