Crazy trouble with love part 8
Queen of Sheba and Shirou
Series: Fate Stay
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-Emiya Residents-
"I can't believe it!" Taiga groaned while looking at the mail in her hands. "I just can't believe it!"
"What? What is it?" asked Shirou with concern.
She pointed to the letter, which was the mortgage for the house. "I forgot to pay and by kami! We need to get this loan payed or we're going to be kicked out!"
"Well let's just stay calm, how much do you owe?" He asked while seeing the payment, which was…
"999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999 yen!" Teiga cried out with tears in her eyes. "And I don't have that kinda money!"
Shirou's jaw dropped while looking at the number. "...How?! How can we owe that much?! We make payments!"
Teiga cried. "I just forgot one day! One day!"
He groaned at this while having a hard time trying to figure out how to get out of this situation. "When do we need to pay it?"
"Next week." She sniffled. "Oh Shirou, how are we going to get this payed….wait. Let's….oh kami." She sniffled again. "Sell our clothes….sniff."
"Let's not go that far." he sweatdropped.
"Then WHAT?!"
"Look, I'll go talk to the bank, maybe this is just a mix up, there's no way our house is worth that much over one missed payment."
"But the bank is closed." She sniffled as Shirou cursed at this.
"Then I'll go tomorrow."
"But you have school tomorrow!"
"Look, it will be quick and I can miss one day right Taiga-nee?" He said with a worried smile, not knowing that a mailman was outside with a box in his hands.
Knock knock.
"Delivery for Taiga Fujimura Emiya!"
"Oh no, they probably sent loan sharks after me! Shhh!" Taiga cried out in fear while grabbing a wooden kendo stick. "You aren't getting me you moochers!"
"Hello? Delivery for Taiga Fujimura Emiya." The mailman said again. "Hello?"
"It's the mailman." sweatdropped Shirou.
"That's what they want you to think!"
He shook his head before walking to the door and opened it.
"Sign here."
"Thank you." He said while signing for it and took the box as Taiga looked ready to attack.
Which she did, but hit Shirou on the head hard with the wooden kendo sword.
"GAH!"
"Sorry! I got too excited." She chuckled nervously while Shirou rubbed his head in pain.
He looked at her in pain. "Still not going to give you dinner tonight."
"Aw come on!" She cried out as Shirou placed the box on the table. "I didn't mean it!"
"It still hurt, I think I lost some brain cells from that." He muttered out loud.
"Even if you turn brain dead you'll still survive!"
He sighed a little while looking at the box, which was addressed to him but didn't have a return address. "Huh?"
"What is it?"
"Well, this package doesn't have a return address." He said. "So either this is a scam or someone forgot about it."
Taiga blinked while looking confused. "Well what's IN it?"
"Hold on." He said while getting a knife. "Just have to cut the box open, that and make sure it isn't a bomb."
'That doesn't make things any better.' thought Taiga with a sweatdrop.
He looked for the knife while finding that all of them were in the dishwasher. 'Where are the extra ones?'
'Maybe it's drugs….oh kami no!'
"Hold this Taiga-nee."
She blinked as she turned to Shirou.
"I need to get a knife."
"Ok." She said while Shirou gave her the box, which was heavy for some reason. "Ooof!"
Shirou went to get a knife while Taiga gave it a slight shake.
'This is some heavy box, maybe it's body parts?' She thought while imagining a killer stuffing someone in a box. 'Just like that serial killer from ten or so years ago. But without the kids.'
"Found one!" He yelled while holding a butter knife.
Taiga saw him walking over to her while still thinking about the body parts. "Um Shirou, maybe we should be careful with this box."
"Why?"
"It might contain….body parts…"
"...really Taiga-nee?"
"Yeah! I mean you heard the urban legends about this stuff!"
"If it was body parts, then it would smell bad."
"...still!"
He sighed before taking the package and opened it with the knife. Only to smell incense and camel fur for some reason as he noticed the box was covered in incense candles, but he saw something gold near the bottom of the box. He reached down inside and pulled out a lamp made of gold making both their eyes widen. The lamp was large with a gold chain on both sides, a large curved and slit like eye on the lid, and had several dark spots near the spout and the lid.
"Woah! We're rich!" Taiga cried out. "That things gotta be worth a fortune!"
Shirou looked at the lamp while amazed at its quality. "Yeah, but why would anyone send us this?"
"Who cares? This is gonna help us pay the bill in no time flat!" She yelled with joy before grabbing the lamp, only to cause Shirou's hand to get cut from the sharp point of the spout, drawing blood.
"Ow!" he grabbed it with a hiss. "Taiga-nee watch it!"
"Oh kami! I'm sorry!" She said while the blood dripped onto the lamp. "Are you ok?! Do you need bandages? Rubbing alcohol? A surgery?!"
"No, but it stung." He groaned in pain while the blood kept on dripping from the cut. It went down into the interior of the lamp while he tried licking the wound.
"Don't lick it!" Taiga snapped. "You might get it infected!"
"Taiga-nee, it's my own blood, and I'm not infected."
"Don't care! Just stop it!"
He groaned while licking the cut, making Taiga very mad.
"I said stop it!" She snapped while grabbing his hand and dragged him away as the lamp started to glow and form tiny clouds from the spout.
(In the bathroom)
"There." She said while Shirou was covered up like a mummy, including his face.
"Mmmmm!"
"I know, you don't need to praise me." She grinned. "All I want is your love and some food."
"MMMMMM!" he let out before they heard a sound coming from the living room.
"What was that?!"
"MMM!?" He yelled while trying to move, but could only wiggle like a worm.
"Stay here, I'll go check it out." Taiga said while running out of the room, leaving the boy wiggling on the ground.
'Taiga-nee wait!' He thought while trying to wiggle on the ground.
(An hour later)
Shirou grumbled while wiggling on the ground, right near the bathroom door, as he almost made it out after so long. 'How can these bandages be so tight!?'
As he moved closer to the door, he felt his legs falling asleep while his ass was getting an itch.
'Aaaaah! Taiga-nee!' he thought before seeing the door open.
"Huh. This is an odd place." said a woman's voice that didn't sound like Taiga, but was kinda playful in tone. "And that is that? A throne, wow~ That's convenient."
'Huh? Who's that?' He thought while currently looking at the floor and was unable to see the woman at all. 'And oh kami! We have black mold...no wait. That's dried blood, oops.'
"Mmm, maybe I should go. There's a body in here...wait a body?!" The woman gasped before saying in a cheerful tone. "Oh! I wonder if I can pickle this body up….no no. That's too morbid, plus it would make Taiga upset~"
'Wait, she knows Taiga-nee? Is she the one who made that noise earlier?' He thought as the door closed and he was left in the room. 'Fuck!'
(Some hours later)
'Damn it! I need to pee!' he thought struggling in the bandages. 'Where's Taiga-nee?! I need to get out of these!'
As he struggled, he felt his body wanting to pee very badly, but he couldn't due to wanting to be free.
"Mmmmm!" He cried out while his pants started to get drenched. 'FUCK!'
That's when the door opened again.
"Shirou!" Taiga called out with a smile, and covered in soot for some reason. "Where are you...ew. What's that smell?"
"MMMMM!"
"Wait, have you been in here since I left?"
"MMMMMM!" He yelled while wiggling around in rage.
"Right, my bad." she moved down and started undoing the bandages.
Shirou gasped in relief while his pants were wet with pee. 'Damn it!' "Taiga-nee."
"I can explain, but I'll do it after you get some new pants."
He frowned while running to his room.
(One changing later)
'That was so embarrassing.' Shirou thought while walking out of his room. 'At least no one else saw that.' he reached the living room and looked around. "Taiga-nee! I'm done!"
"In here." She said while waving to him from the couch.
"So what's going on Taiga-nee?"
"I want you to meet our guest."
"Guest?"
"Yeah, but she's currently looking for a camel." Taiga sweatdropped. "So we have to wait until she comes back in."
Shirou looked lost at that. "Uh...but there are no camels around here."
"That's what I told her."
"And she's still out there?"
"Yeah, but she did tell me that a mummy was in the bathroom, but she didn't tell me it was you."
'So that's who it was.' He thought while taking a seat on the couch. "Is she a friend you made without me knowing?"
"No." She sweatdropped. "She just appeared in the living room and tried knocking down some stuff. But I stopped her….until she knocked me out with a fist made out of clouds."
"Wait what?"
"Believe me, it was crazy." She sweatdropped while Shirou looked completely surprised. "A cloud fist, what next? Getting hit by gems?"
"Just what did she look like?"
"Oh, well she-"
"I'm back~!" called out a very familiar voice. "And I didn't find any camels. Oh poo~"
"Actually, you can take a look for yourself, just try not to drool." teased Taiga.
Shirou sweatdropped at this before turning around. Only to see a tanned woman with a tiny black thong, dark black stockings with high heels decorated with a curved eyeball near the top of the foot, long purple hair with a long bushy tail at the end, a pair of pointed ears on her head, a long red cloth that went from the top of her neck, around the sides and covered her back and legs sans the front, two gold eyes attached to some ornaments on her sides, a gold headpiece with several gems stones near the top of her head and dangling over her forehead, a single gold eye decoration around her neck and between the black cloth that kept her red bra in tact, a small set of hips, dark emerald eyes with some red mascara on the sides of her eyes, black sleeves that ended near the elbows with red and gold bands with gold coins on both of her arms, a very high J cup chest, and holding a lamp on one of the side ornaments by the chain.
She smiled while walking into the living room. "Oh~ I see this is the other resident. Hello~"
Shirou popped a nosebleed and dropped his jaw while her chest bounced.
She then moved towards the couch and let the chest sit on his head. "So you want to talk about loans? Or maybe venues~?"
"WAH!" he cried out turning more red with Taiga snickering.
"Keep that up, he likes it." Taiga laughed.
"Oh?" She said before placing her breasts on Taiga's head. "Then this will cost you extra~"
"Hey!" she cried out with Shirou sighing in relief.
'That was close.' He thought with a blush. "Uh...so who are you?"
She turned her head to him while her ears twitched a little. "Ah~ I almost forgot. I'm Servant Caster, but if you want to know my name it'll cost you~"
"Servant? Huh?"
"You know, a Servant." She said with a cute smile. "Oh wait, didn't Taiga tell you about it? I told her and she almost attacked me~"
"You got me with a fist!"
"Mah mah~ You scared me before hand~" she giggled.
"Taiga-nee, what is she talking about? We can't afford any help around here."
Taiga grumbled at this. "Just hear her out and get your chest off my head!"
"It'll cost you~"
'Wow, she sure seems...greedy.' Shirou sweatdropped.
(One explanation later)
"And that's how I got here." The woman said while sitting on Shirou's lap. "So did you summon me?"
"...I'm….still trying to wrap my head around this." He admitted while feeling her hair and tail against his face.
"Don't worry~" she smiled as the tail wiggled against Shirou's nose. "It will be fine after a while, but are you a fan of economics?"
"N-Not so much." he blushed while trying to keep from getting any raunchy thoughts. 'Why did she have to be a bigger tease than Taiga-nee!?'
"Oh." She huffed. "I see, but Taiga told me you need some money."
"Yes, the loan is expensive."
"Ah~! So it's just that." She chuckled. "If you want, I could help you. But it will cost you a lot for my services~"
"Thanks, but with how much it is it's practically impossible, that's why I told her I was gonna talk to the bank and see if this was some mistake. We only missed one payment after all."
The Caster deadpanned before turning to him and placed her chest near his own. "Don't underestimate a Caster, especially one that knows how to manage a country."
His eyes widened and jaw dropped with Taiga snickering.
"So how much?"
He sighed while telling her the number, which made her giggle a little.
"That much? That's easy to fix." She chuckled. "Just give me a day or so and I'll bring you some economic stability~"
"Not possible." spoke Taiga. "Even if you are magic or something, that's still a shit ton of money."
"It is." She smiled while her eyes sparkled for some reason. "Just trust me~"
"Are you gonna tell us how?" asked Shirou.
She placed a finger on his lips and gave him a wink. "That will cost you~"
He blushed seeing how close she was and could feel some of her breath against his face.
She then whispered into his ear. "So what do you want to do? Feast? Bathe? Or perhaps have some…"
He turned bright red.
"Tutoring in economics?" She said while Taiga heard the last part and laughed.
"If you can get us out of debt, I'll take you out for drinks to celebrate."
Caster looked at Taiga. "As long as it's not excessive spending."
"What? No, I would, never right Shirou?"
"..."
"Shirou!"
He didn't answer while the chest moved towards his face.
Bong~
"AHH!" he let out jumping up and backwards, falling over the couch with a crash while blushing.
(Next day)
Shirou yawned while waking up to the sounds of birds. 'Ah, that's a peaceful sound to hear this early.'
As he got out of bed, he didn't noticed that something was looming outside the house.
'Maybe I should sleep in today?' he pondered looking at the ceiling. 'I don't normally do that, but it never hurts to break out of the norm.'
That was when he heard the ringing of a bell outside along with some fire alarms for some reason.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"WAH!" he screamed jumping up and hit his head on the ceiling. "Ow!"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
He covered his ears and moved to the door. "What's that sound!?"
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Shirou groaned in pain before the noise stopped and he noticed that Taiga was still asleep on the couch, naked.
"Zzzzzz."
He sweatdropped and shook his head. 'Taiga-nee.'
"Zzzz….pancakes...zzzz."
'Just what is going on outside?' he thought rubbing his ear and went to the kitchen. 'I'll check it out after getting breakfast ready.'
(One breakfast later)
He sighed while eating some pancakes as Taiga was now eating at the table with him.
"Nom nom nom!"
"Taiga-nee, you should keep your clothes on."
"I felt like being naked, plus we took baths together Shirou."
"When we were kids." he sweatdropped.
"When you were a kid, I was still a teen." She countered. "And a cute one at that."
He sighed at that.
"By the way, did you dream of your desert beauty by chance?"
He blushed with Taiga grinning making him shake his head. "That's not funny."
"But you have to admit, she is a beauty." She chuckled as Shirou kept on blushing. "Especially when she sat on your lap."
"Can we please talk about something else? Like what's with all the noise this early in the morning?"
"What noise?"
"The noise I heard when I got up."
"I didn't hear anything."
"What?!"
"Yeah, but I did see some tiny foxes in the house, but I chopped that up to me being tired."
"...you….saw foxes?"
"Yeah, tiny gray ones with turquoise, red and purple markings and tiny scarfs and gloves."
Shirou raised an eyebrow at this.
"It's true!"
"Yeah, it must have been a dream." He said while not seeing a tiny fox walking to his legs and looked at him in the eyes.
"Look! There's one right now!"
The fox then hid under the table as Shirou looked down.
"I don't see anything."
"Look under the table, quick!"
He looked under and didn't see the fox, only because it was now on his head. "Taiga-nee, I think you're still dreaming."
The fox waved at the woman with a eye grin.
"Your head!"
"What?" He said as Taiga jumped at him, causing the fox to vanish in a puff of smoke and for her chest to hit his face.
Bong~!
"Mmmm!" He cried out while he went on his back as Taiga's breasts were weighing him to the ground.
"Damn it! I missed!" she frowned before looking down. "Now it vanished."
"Mmmm!" He blushed while the fox was on Taiga's head, mooning her with a grin.
"Hey! Get off!"
The fox grinned while jumping off and ran away, but not before air kicking Taiga on the nose.
"Ow! Get back here!" She yelled while Shirou accidentally grabbed her chest and squeezed them tightly. "H-Hey!"
'Soft...wait. WHY AM I DOING THIS?!'
(Later)
"I'm going out for a walk!" Shirou yelled while right near the door.
"Help me find this stupid fox!"
"Sorry I need to go!" 'Before I lose it!'
"Just help me!"
"Ask Caster!" He yelled before running out of the house, only to see a giant bank near the gate with several camel statues near the front door and the words 'Jinn Bank' on it in gold letters. "What the-where did that come from?"
As he looked at the bank, he noticed that one of the foxes was walking into it, holding some gold bars and some stock papers.
"What the….?" he muttered while blinking. "There really is a fox."
The fox then noticed him and then walked into the bank as two more foxes walked under his legs.
Shirou rubbed his eyes. "Am I dreaming too? There's no way a bank can show up in the middle of the night."
That was when he recalled Caster's words and jaw dropped.
"How….just how….?!" he let out while a fox came by dragging a sack that seemed to jingle.
The fox then noticed Shirou and waved to him before pointing to the bank.
"Huh? You want me to go in?"
The fox nodded.
'Wait, I'm talking to a fox, maybe I really am dreaming, or going nuts.' He thought before the fox pointed to the bank again with eagerness. 'Then again, if I am, might as well see it through.'
(In the bank)
Shirou looked in and noticed it was full of camel statues, silk tapestries, and golden colored tables with quill pens on each separate tables and a large copper vault in the back of the bank with strange symbols on it. "Woah!"
The fox walked off as Shirou was stunned at the area around him.
"This place is incredible, but who owns it….wait…" he said while seeing Caster at the front, still in her attire and waving at him.
"Hello~ Welcome to Jinn Bank, what can I do for you today~?" She said with sparkles in her eyes.
"Jinn? You...did you make this bank?"
"Yep, with the help of my territory creation skill and my little jinns." She smiled. "Achat, Shtayim, and Shalosh. Aren't they just cute~?"
"Wait, are you talking about the foxes?"
"Yep~" she smiled while the foxes waved at Shirou. "But they are jackals actually."
"So...apparently everything you told us is completely true, right?"
Caster nodded while Shirou walked towards her. "So you want to get the loan paid for? Or get some revenue for something?"
"But wait, even if you got this open while we were sleeping, how are you getting money? I mean, don't you need to actually loan out money first before collecting it back with interest?"
"Oh that~ I just made a deal with my partner." She giggled. "I believe her name was Rin. And after I gave her some stocks and bonds, we agreed to make the Jinn Bank while I become the sole manager. And all she asked for was some cash to help her family financially, apparently after her father passed away, her family became semi broke. Something to do with a grail war gone bad. Anyway~ Want some cash~?"
"But how could you give her stocks and bonds? You're from a different time and place, shouldn't common currency be new to you?"
"In my eyes, money is money." She said with a grin. "But to know my secrets, you have to pay extra~"
"I can't, remember? We still have that huge loan to pay."
Caster moved over the table, her chest right on the cold wood, and trailed her right hand over his cheek. "That is why I suggest you make a transaction to my bank, I give you the money and you can pay for the remainders of whatever is left in your account at the end of the year~"
He turned red seeing her cleavage and gulped while averting his eyes quickly. 'How can she be so calm?'
"And to sweeten the deal." She said with a wink. "I'll let you have a credit card~"
"Uh...well...alright."
She smiled while taking out a pen and paper from her cleavage. "Sign here~ Oh and if you do it in the next ten seconds, you can poke my bosom~"
And cue him popping a nosebleed with wide eyes. "W-What?!"
"Kidding~" she giggled before whispering into his ear. "Maybe~"
'Oh Kami!'
'He is cute when embarrassed~'
(Later)
"Thank you~" Caster smiled while giving Shirou a gold credit card from her cleavage. "Please come again~"
"Thanks." 'I think.'
She smiled before seeing the clock and clapped her hands, causing the jackals to stop what they were doing. "Break time~"
They then turned into clouds and went into the lamp like speeding bullets.
Shirou blinked while she picked the lamp up.
"Well, I have a few hours to spare." She said while walking around the table and held his hand. "So, you and I are going out for lunch~"
He blushed red at this. "Y-You sure? I-I mean I don't wanna keep you away from your work."
"Oh relax, this won't be long~" she said while moving him closer to her shoulder. "Plus, think of me as your girlfriend, maybe fiancé? But that might cost you extra as well~"
"W-What?!" He cried out.
Her ears twitched while she smiled cutely at him. "So ready to go~?"
"Uh…." He said while feeling conflicted, embarrassed, and entranced with the soft looking ears.
"I'll take that as a yes~" she giggled before dragging him out of the bank. "Fufufu~"
"W-Wait! M-Maybe I should tell Taiga-nee first." He tried to say while Caster dragged him away.
"Don't be like that~ Just eat with me~"
"B-But what if people see your ears and tail?"
She tilted her head. "So cosplay won't work? Oh poo~"
"Uh...well maybe…"
"Great~! Let's go master~"
'What did I get myself into?!'
(Later)
"Mmm~ This fish is delicious~!" Caster said with joy while eating some sushi, all the while sitting on Shirou's lap in the sushi restaurant. "It tastes like swordfish from the sea~"
"G-Glad you like it, but you're on me." he blushed with a sweatdrop.
"So? You're my throne for today, that and I like your lap~" she said while her tail rubbed against Shirou's face.
That got him to blush more while people nearby whispered to each other.
Caster smiled while eating another piece of sushi, all the while savoring the favor. "Mmm~"
'This is REAL embarrassing!' He thought while red in the face as the hair tickled his nose and smelled like jasmine. 'But her hair smells nice.'
'Mmm, maybe I should get something else? Maybe miso soup?' Caster thought while looking very happy as a purple haired girl walked into the shop and saw them.
'Is that senpai, with a girl!?' Sakura thought with wide eyes as the woman saw her and waved.
"Hello~ Want to eat with us? It will cost you though~" she smiled.
"N-No thank you."
"Oh." She sighed. "Ok then, have a good day. Master, want me to feed you some fish? Free of charge~?"
"No thanks." he replied, Sakura wide eyed when she heard that.
'M-M-Master?!' She thought in shock. 'S-Senpai has a Servant?!'
"Aw, but you are my fiancé for the day~" she pouted while her ears drooped down. "And I was giving you the fish for free."
'Fiance?!' Sakura thought in shock. 'Senpai...and her….oh kami…..'
Shirou groaned while hearing a loud crash and saw Sakura, face first, on the ground. "Sakura!"
Her eyes rolled around while her mind was in dream land.
'How sad~'
(Later)
"That was delicious~"
Shirou and Caster walked down the street while the woman was leaning against his shoulder.
"Thank you master~ But I feel like having some desert~" she smiled as her hair swished around Shirou's ass. "Maybe some honey?"
"Don't know where we could get that stuff, except the supermarket that is." He said before seeing an ice cream parlor. "Maybe some ice cream?"
"Ice cream?"
"Yeah, never had any of it before?"
"No." She shook her head. "What is ice cream?"
"Frozen milk."
"Camel milk?" She said with sparkles in her eyes.
"No, cow milk."
"Oh….camel milk tastes better though~" she said with a bit of disappointment in her tone. "So you're paying for it master?"
"Sure." He said while Caster hugged his arm, her chest pressing against his skin.
"You're so sweet~" she smiled happily.
(At the ice cream parlor)
Caster smiled happily again while eating a large sundae with honey, chocolate and sprinkles on it, as she sat on Shirou's lap again. "Mmmm~"
'Why did she have to sit on my lap again?' He thought with a blush while she laid on his chest, making him blush red. 'And why do I feel obligated to keep doing this?!'
'Mmmm, still not as good as camel milk~' she thought with anyone else there thought the two were a couple.
A very VERY kinky couple that is.
All the while Shirou was trying not to get a nosebleed, and failed as the ass was right on his crotch.
'This is bad, really bad! If this goes on too long, I might not make it!' He thought as Caster moved her head back.
"Master~ Do you want some?" She asked while holding a spoon near Shirou's mouth.
"N-No thanks, I'm good."
Her ears drooped. "Are you sure? It's free?"
'Oh no, now I'll feel bad if I deny it, but if I accept it, we really will look like a couple.'
Caster pouted. "Please? Just one bite~?"
"...ok sure."
Caster's eyes sparkled while her ears went back to normal as she placed the spoon in his mouth. "Ah~ You're so nice master~"
He hummed and bit into it while blushing.
That was when he noticed the others in the parlor were either giving him thumbs up or just looking away.
(Later on)
-Emiya Residence-
"That was the best lunch break ever~" Caster smiled while holding Shirou's left arm close to her body. "Thank you master for being a perfect fiancé~"
"You're welcome? I think." he blushed.
"Fufufu~ I won't charge you for this." She smiled as they walked into the house. "But you will be charged with staring at my bosom~"
"Eh?!" He blushed at that.
She smirked while Taiga walked to the door and noticed that Caster was nuzzling her head against Shirou's shoulder. 'So cute, just like him.'
"Wow, you two sure look happy." teased Taiga.
"T-Taiga-nee!" He blushed red.
"What did you two do while you were out?"
"W-We just had sushi and ice cream."
"While on master's lap~" Caster added. "A perfect throne."
"Oh really now?" Taiga smirked. "Anything else?"
"Well, I fed master some ice cream~"
"Wow, sounds to me like you two had a fun date."
Shirou blushed.
"And master was a perfect fiancé~" she giggled while her eyes sparkled. "Whoever master courts and one days make love to will be happy and prosperous~"
"Oh I'll bet they will." chuckled Taiga making Shirou groan.
"It's not like that Taiga-nee." He blushed. "It was a one time thing."
Caster's left ear twitched a little in confusion. "Huh? But I had planned some lunch breaks for the next year, all within standard payment that is."
"You hear that Shirou? She planned ahead."
He groaned at this while eyeing Caster's chest, which jiggled a little. 'Gah! I need to stop looking!'
"Master." She said with a smile. "Do you require me to wash your back~? Kidding~ Fufufu~"
"Hey, I don't think he'd mind." spoke up Taiga.
"Taiga-nee!" Shirou blushed while running away.
Caster blinked before whispering to Taiga. "Is this normal for master?"
"Don't worry, he's just shy."
(Some time later)
Shirou sighed while relaxing in the bathtub, all the while trying to keep himself from thinking about Caster. Which was really hard since he could still remember her breasts against his arm.
'Mmm~ Master~'
'Oh kami, she's to hot!' He thought with a red face. 'I mean...she's so hot and adorable! It should be illegal to be THAT cute and hot!'
Knock knock
"Who is it?" He called out.
"It's me master~" Caster called out. "I'm coming in~"
"W-What?!" Shirou yelled while Caster walked in, naked, and jumped into the tub.
SPLASH!
She smiled while on top of Shirou's chest. "Don't worry, I'll make sure your body is nice and washed~"
"C-C-Caster!" He blushed while feeling her breasts against his chest.
Caster smiled while not moving at all. "You know master, you have a cute face~"
He turned as red as his hair hearing that. "U-U-Uh…."
She moved closer to his face while whispering. "Perv~"
And cue him fainting and passing out on her chest.
(Next day)
Taiga chuckled while watching Caster and Shirou watching tv, while said woman was on Shirou's lap and busy wagging her tail in happiness. 'I never get tired of that.'
"Master~" She said while her ears moved up and down. "Are you feeling cozy right now?"
"I-I guess." He blushed while Caster turned her head to him.
"Good, because I'm going to lean back a little~"
He blushed while getting her hair in his face. He inhaled the jasmine scent more while she rubbed her rear against his groin making him stiffen up.
Caster smirked at him before looking at the tv and saw what was on, which was the film, Solomon and Sheba, and frowned a little. "That man looks nothing like Solomon."
"Well that's because it's just a film, all of them are actors."
She rubbed her rear on the groin again. "I understand that, but this film is nothing like what actually happened."
"Yah!" he jumped at the move.
She sighed a little. "I mean, the hair is wrong. It's white and braided on the left side. And his eyes were pure gold~ Ah, good times~"
"M-M-Maybe you could sit somewhere else." he groaned. 'Don't get hard, don't get hard!'
But the crotch got hard.
'Shit!'
"Mmmm, no~ I like it here~" Caster smiled. "It's nice and HARD~"
And cue Shirou turning as red as a cherry.
She smirked and moved her hands around his cheeks. "And you look taste~ Kidding~"
And cue him popping a nosebleed.
Caster then patted his cheeks before grinding her rear again, and then saw Shirou looking red in the face. "Want to know my name~?"
"S-S-S-Sure."
She whispered into his ear. "My true name will cost you extra, but I'm Sheba~"
He gulped while feeling her hand move down his side which was enough to make him groan and pass out.
Sheba blinked. "Oh poo~ I guess he was too entranced at my body~ Fufufu~"
(Later)
Shirou blushed red while getting changed and trying to avoid thinking about Sheba's body. 'I should have taken an extra cold shower.'
'Master~' said a mental image of Sheba. 'Let's cuddle~ Free of cost~'
"No! I can't!" he shook his head. "It'd be too easy and tempting, I don't wanna break under teasing in case she's just all for joking and nothing else."
And cue an image of Sheba's naked chest in his head.
'I need to figure out a way to handle this, I just hope I don't get any dreams involving her or I'll never get any sleep.' He thought while not knowing that Sheba was on the bed, under the sheets, and making sure not to breath too much as she waited for him to enter the bed.
'Fufufu~ This will be good~'
Shirou turned and slowly pulled the sheets back before going wide eyed and jumped back. "S-Sheba?!"
"Hello~" she smiled while extending her arms out. "Care to cuddle~? It might cost you a little though~"
"H-H-How long have you been under there?"
"Since you walked in, naked~" she smirked with Shirou staring at her breasts and covered his nose.
"P-P-Please go back to your own room!"
"Mmmmm, no~" She said while grabbing him and placed him on the bed. "Not until you solve my riddle~"
"R-R-Riddle?"
"Yep~ What is cute, but has no weakness?" She whispered in his ear. "But has soft fur?"
He blinked while a bit stumped. "Uh….a picture of a puppy?"
"Nope~"
"A kitten?"
"Nope~"
"Two hamsters wrestling around in their cage?"
"Nope~"
Shirou then looked at the ears and placed a hand on the left ear.
"Hyaaaaa~" she cried out with a blush. "My ears are sensitive….hyaaa…."
'Oh Kami is that cute.' he thought giving it a rub.
Sheba cried out again while her ears got rubbed again and again. "Hyaaaaa~"
'Even cuter.' He thought before Sheba grabbed him and pressed him against her chest.
"That's it~! CUDDLE ATTACK~!"
He blushed at this while trying to breath against the mounds. "MMMMM!"
"You asked for it~!" She smirked while her ears twitched up and down.
'So soft.' He thought while taking in the jasmine scent from her body. 'Wait, no! Don't focus too much on them!'
But it was too late as he kept thinking about her body and how soft her skin was.
Sheba kept on cuddling with him as her tail moved from side to side under the sheets. 'This feels good~'
'Damn it, I need to turn the tide!' he thought reaching up and grabbed both ears.
"HYAAAA~!" She gasped out while hugging tighter.
'That didn't work!' he thought while feeling his air get thinner. 'I can't….breath…'
Sheba loosened her grip before she rubbed Shirou's head lovingly and sung sweet words into his ear.
He blushed while feeling himself start to blackout due to the lack of oxygen. However as he did so, he heard something in his ears.
"Master~ You will be like Solomon, I promise you that~" Sheba whispered while looking serious for a second.
'Huh?' he let out before passing out.
Sheba kept on rubbing his head before leaning down and kissed his forehead. "That will be our little secret, Shirou~"
(Omake)
"So Shirou, when are you and Caster gonna give me nieces and nephews?" asked Taiga right as Shirou was on his way out the door to visit Sheba's bank.
"W-What?! Taiga-nee!"
"Be honest, I know you and Caster are fiancés." she teased. "After all, you ARE going off to visit her at work, kinda like when a wife brings her husband a boxed lunch."
He blushed. "Taiga-nee! It's not like that!"
"Then what is it?" Taiga smirked with a evil grin.
"I-I'm just going to see how she's doing, that's all!" He blushed.
"That's it? No banging in the vault or groping each other's asses?"
"None of that!"
"It's fine, if that's what you're into I'm not gonna judge."
He ran out of the house and right towards the bank. There he saw more foxes dragging bigger bags of money to the back. They waved at Shirou before he noticed Sakura hiding behind one of the camels, looking a bit…..mad.
'What's Sakura doing here?'
'This Servant will not have senpai!' She thought in anger as Shirou walked behind her.
"Saku-"
"EEP!" She jumped before running away in shock.
"-ra?" He trailed off while the foxes resumed entering into the bank. He turned and walked to the counter while seeing Sheba counting gold coins on a scale.
"One hundred and two, one hundred and three…" she countered while her eyes sparkled like crazy.
"Hey Sheba."
But she was too distracted with her work to hear him.
"Sheba."
Again she ignored him.
"Hey Sheba!"
Her ears twitched a little as Sheba was thinking about the amount of gold and the revenue that it will make in the long run.
He sighed before ringing the bell.
"Oh! Hello welcome to…." she turned and smiled at Shirou. "Master~! You came!"
"Hey Sheba, I thought you forgot about me." he joked.
"Sorry, busy today~" she smiled. "So what brings you here? Wait, did you want to stare at my bosom again, my my~"
"N-No." he blushed. "I-I just wanted to come by and see how you were doing."
"Oh, well I'm fine~" Sheba giggled. "What about you?"
"Pretty good, Taiga-nee messing with me as usual."
"I see~" she said while moving over the table a smidge. "So she wants children? My, she's thinking ahead~"
He blushed before Sheba grabbed a piece of paper and jotted something down before giving it to him. "What's this?"
"Read it~"
He was confused, but did so, and saw an amount scribbled on.
"That's how much my virginity is~"
He blushed red before having a nosebleed, which caused the paper to be dyed crimson.
"So want to pay later or right now~?"
"Oooh…" he let out before falling back and passing out on the bank floor.
Sheba looked down before smirking as she pulled out a second piece of paper that was under the first one. "I guess he'll have to wait until later to see the marriage papers~"
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