Crazy trouble with love part 8
Lippy and Johnny
Series: Johnny Test
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During an average, sunny day in Pork Belly, Johnny was sitting outside of school, getting ready to eat a BLT for lunch.
"Finally, Dad made something other than his meatloaf." He said to himself before holding the sandwich up to his mouth, ready to take a bite.
"Hey loser! Nice sandwich."
Johnny looked and saw Bumper walking over and had a bad feeling about this. "Uh, thanks."
"I couldn't remember the end of my insult, so I'm just gonna cut to the 'steal your sandwich' part." Bumper said, immediately taking Johnny's sandwich and pushing him to the ground before munching on it.
"Hey! That's the first thing my dad actually made that wasn't meatloaf related!"
"I know, why'd you think I took it?" Gobbles the rest of it down in an instant. "Not bad, tell your dad to cut back on the mayo."
Johnny gritted his teeth before charging after him, flailing his arms while yelling. The next thing he felt was flying back and an intense pain on the right side of his face.
Johnny's vision slowly came clearer as he saw his dog and best friend Dukey standing above him.
"You tried to fight Bumper again, didn't you?" He asked while looking down at Johnny.
"Ugh...maybe." he winced while rubbing the spot while Dukey helped him on his feet. "How long was I out?"
"About an hour and twenty minutes. On the bright side that's a new record, ehehe." He chuckled at his own joke.
"Not funny." glared the boy. "Now I'm gonna be walking around with a black eye."
"Well maybe on the way home, but I'm sure your sisters will be more than happy to fix that mess up."
(Later)
"No." Susan's and Mary's voices said in unison on the speaker as Johnny and Dukey stood outside the lab's high-tech security door.
"Aw come on! Look at this thing!" spoke Johnny pointing to his eye.
"Johnny, we are in the middle of a very important experiment right now and we ca-OH SNAP!" Susan screamed as the security camera focused on his black eye.
The door instantly opened as a robot picked up Johnny and carried him inside, placing him down on a table. His sisters moved over with lights to shine on it making him close his eyes.
"Wow, that's a shiner." remarked Mary. "Was it Bumper?"
"Yeah..." He answered with a sigh of defeat.
"Ugh, that guy needs to keeps his hands of our dorky little brother!" Susan growled, shaking a fist in the air.
"Maybe we should try and do something." suggested Mary.
"Yeah, but first..." Susan injects Johnny with a serum and his black eye completely goes away. "There we go. That was getting hard to look at."
He rubbed the spot and raised an eyebrow. "Why do you have something like that?"
"Remember how dad always came home with bruises after every monthly Meatloaf Fest?" Mary asked, putting the rest of the serum away.
"Oh yeah, that explains it." remarked Dukey while sipping from his cup of coffee. "I think last years had the most out of them all, a new record."
"Anyways, back to me. So can I get like a cool flamethrower?" Johnny asked, excitedly jumping off the table.
"No." spoke his sisters together.
"Alright, then maybe a freeze ray?"
"No."
"A super robot suit?"
"No!"
"Some kind of bodyguard?!"
"No-actually, we can do that." Susan said, Mary nodding in agreement.
"Really? You'll give me an ultra cool bodyguard who will keep me safe for the rest of my life?"
"Uh, no." Susan said.
"But we can give you a bodyguard until either you or Bumper graduate." Mary added.
"It's not gonna blow up, will it?" asked Dukey.
"Of course not... probably..." Mary said, unsure.
"We'll try our best to make sure it doesn't." Susan said, looking a little more confident but still unsure. "Gives us about a day and we should have something ready."
"Alright! This bodyguard is going to be the coolest... the strongest... the bestest bodyguard the world will ever see!"
(Next Day)
A giant purple tentacle monster with large, red lips stands before Johnny and Dukey with a large smile.
"This... sucks..." Johnny said, his upper body and limbs limping like noodles with disbelief.
"Oh come on Johnny, cut us some slack, we only had a day." frowned Susan with crossed arms.
"But that still doesn't explain why his bodyguard is that LIPSTICK MONSTER!" Dukey yelled in a panic.
"Oh, there's no need to worry. She may physically be the same monster from before, but mentally she's completely different." Mary said confidently while typing on the computer, bringing up a before and after graph of the monster's brain.
"Uh yeah, just explain it, cause I can't read that." spoke Johnny.
"We reprogrammed her mind so she'll protect you from threats instead of trying to kill or kiss you." Mary explained.
"Also we fixed her voice so she sounds less... weird." Susan added.
"Well hello Johnny. You can call me Lippy. I'll beat up anyone who tries to harm you!" Lippy the Lip Monster said, making several fists with her tentacles.
"Uh...riiight." he remarked with uncertainty.
"Come on Johnny, give her a chance." Susan said with a wave of a hand.
"Yeah, you might like her more when you see her in action." Mary added.
"We already saw her in action before." muttered Dukey.
"Listen, it's either her or no bodyguard at all." Susan groaned in annoyance.
"Take it or leave it." Mary said with the same amount of annoyance in her voice.
Johnny looked at Lippy, seeing her fluttering her eyes at him, making him sigh. "Fine... come on Lippy." He said in defeat, gesturing her to follow him.
"I'll do my very best Johnny."
"Oh, this can only go well." Dukey said sarcastically as he sipped his coffee.
(Later That Day)
Johnny was playing basketball by himself, dribbling the ball before trying to go for a slam dunk. But he only managed to reach halfway before landing back on his feet. "Aw man, so close." He sighed.
Suddenly a large shadow covered him, causing him to turn around, coming face to face with Bumper.
"Hey Test, what did I say about playing on my court?" He smiled wickedly at him, showing his jagged teeth.
"Uh...only do it on the weekend?"
"Right! And today's... uh... today is... I'm gonna pound you!" He punched his fist into his hand before getting closer to Johnny.
Johnny gulped and closed his eyes, only to hear a scared scream.
"Aaah! P-Put me down!"
Johnny opened his eyes to see Lippy holding Bumper by his leg while growling at him.
"Nobody hurts Johnny on MY watch!" She yelled before crushing Bumper into a ball and dribbled him around like a basketball. She then slam dunked him into the hoop, slamming him into the asphalt.
"Oooow..." He moaned, twitching in pain.
"Wow, that was sweet." smiled Johnny.
"Did he hurt you Johnny?"
"No actually. All thanks to you. You're the best bodyguard ever!" He cheered before hugging on of her tentacles.
"Aw shucks, it's just my job." she smiled.
"I can tell we're gonna have a lot of fun." He smirked while looking at Bumper.
(Montage)
Johnny and Lippy were at an ice cream truck, ordering and receiving their ice cream. They ate and enjoyed them while Lippy was repeatedly dipping Bumper's head into a barrel of pistachio ice cream.
"I don't even like this flavor!" He cried before getting dunked again.
Next we see them throwing balls at several stacked bottles at one of those carnival games, and missing.
Lippy smirks before throwing Bumper at the bottles, knocking all of them down and breaking the table. Bumper slowly rises up, holding a large bunny plushy.
"It's a perfect score..." He said before passing out.
Next we see both of them swimming around at the public pool. Johnny is doing a backstroke and Lippy with using Bumper as a bodyboard, his head under the water. He screams, begging for air until she lets him breathe, only to do it again.
Eventually the two made it back home with Bumper soaking wet and groaning.
"Is it over yet?"
"It can be... if you never try to bully me again." Johnny said with a smirk. "Otherwise my bodyguard is gonna have to make things extra hard."
Lippy growls at Bumper, causing him to scream and runaway. "How'd I do Johnny?" She asked, smiling at him.
"Amazing. This whole idea seemed weird at first, but I think having you as my full on bodyguard might be one of my sister's best idea."
The two walked inside the house, avoiding Johnny's dad and making it to the lab's door.
"I had a great time with you today Johnny. I hope everyday can be as fun as this one!" Lippy said with a wide, toothy smile.
"With Bumper not picking on me anymore, now I can have way more fun."
Lippy suddenly fantasizes of this moment like a tv show when the two lovers finish their first date and the boy brings the girl home. Johnny is wearing a jersey with his hair greased back while Lippy has long, blonde hair and a pink skirt.
"Oh Johnny, this day has been the absolute best. I hope with can do this again someday." She said, lovingly looking at him with fluttering eyes.
"You can bet your beautiful face babe, tomorrow's gonna be even better than today."
She giggles and she prepares to go inside, but he stops her by grabbing and holding onto one of her tentacles. "J-Johnny?" She gasped in surprise.
"Hold it, let me take a nice good look at your face." He said as he cupped her cheek with his other hand.
She stood there in silence, staring at the flaming headed boy in front of her with surprise and then lust. "J-Johnny..." She quietly whispered before slowly closing her eyes and puckering her colossal lips.
"Lippy..."
As her massive lips were about to make contact with Johnny's little ones, the lab door opened, breaking Lippy out of her fantasy.
"H-Huh?" She looked around, confused that none of that actually happened.
"Lippy, what happened? You didn't hear me when I said your name." responded Johnny confused.
"O-Oh! I was just... t-thinking about all the fun we had today!" She said, forcing a smile.
Johnny looked at her weirdly before shrugging and walked into the lab while she sighed in relief and wiped at her forehead.
The two headed into the lab where Susan and Mary where welding something into a toaster.
"So, how did it go?" Mary asked, noting taking off her welding mask.
"It was great! Lippy here managed to humiliate Bumper and get him to leave me alone for good."
"We are such geniuses." The twins said in unison.
"Well, it's getting pretty late. Better get lippy back into her sleep chamber right away." Mary said, taking off her mask and walking up to Johnny and Lippy.
"Alright, see you tomorrow Lippy."
"Yeah, see you then Johnny." She said before entering the chamber.
Later that night, the sky was covered in black storm clouds. The wind was blowing heavily and the rain flooded the roads. Then lightning started to appear, getting closer and closer to the Test house. Inside her chamber Lippy was lightly snoring while not hearing the thunder rumbling.
"Oh Johnny..." She sighed in her sleep, trying to pucker her lips and kiss the air, but her reprogramming kept her from doing so.
Suddenly a bolt of lightning struck the Test house's antennae, sending a surge of electricity throughout the house, including the lab. Once it got to Lippy's chamber, the electricity turned it on and supercharged it. She yelled in surprise and pain as the electricity and machine did something to her. The graph of her on the computer slowly change, showing that her protectiveness greatly increased, but also her ability and desire to kiss did as well.
She spasmed and bounced around inside the chamber while feeling tingly all over. After a minute of this, the chamber powered down, slowly opening with steam shooting out. Lippy carefully stepped out with her eyes rolling as she stumbled on her tentacles.
"W-What... happened?" She rubbed her head, but suddenly got an intense feeling to protect. "Gotta find Johnny!"
She zipped over to the door and got it opened before heading to his bedroom. She snuck through the hallway and made it to Johnny's room. She entered it and looked down at the sleeping boy. As she looked at him, she couldn't help but stare at his young, smooth, unchapped lips. She began to drool as she imagined what they would feel and taste like until she suddenly heard something.
"H-Huh?" Johnny said, waking up and rubbing his eyes. He blinked and started to notice a figure over him. Before he could see who it was, Johnny was shoved into a bag.
(That Morning)
Dukey walked into the lab, sipping some coffee and munching on some bacon. "Johnny? You in here stealing the girls inventions again?" he called looking around, but didn't see him anywhere. As he continued to walk, he came across Susan and Mary freaking out near Lippy's sleep chamber.
"This is bad! Like REALLY bad!" Susan yelled, pulling her hair.
"We need to find her now!"
"Uh, what's going on here?"
"Oh nothing... except Johnny's bodyguard escaped and we don't know where she is!" Susan yelled, breathing heavily.
Dukey did a spit take with his coffee and coughed. "What?! I knew this would happen! Every time we think something goes right, it ends badly!"
"Yeah, we're starting to see a pattern." Mary said, calming down a bit.
"So until we find her, we need to keep Johnny safe!" Susan said, pounding her fist to emphasize her seriousness.
"I thought he was in here because he wasn't in his room!"
"You don't think..." Mary turned to Susan.
"Oh no..."
(Meanwhile in an Unknown Location)
Johnny was taken out of the bag and plopped onto the floor before getting up. "Hey, what's the big idea?!"
"Don't worry Johnny, you're safe now." Lippy said, standing in front of him.
Johnny looked around the massive building they were in. It had several movie sets and tons of props all over the place. "Lippy? What's the big idea? Where are we?"
"Somewhere safe and private where we can have... fun~" She said as she turned on the lights to one of the sets.
It was of a fancy, Italian restaurant with a single table for two. On it were a few candles and a large plate of spaghetti.
"A restaurant?"
"Yep! We're going to do every single romantic scene in cinema history! And of course each one will end with a... kiss~" She made a kissy face at him before giggling.
"Say what?!"
She drags him to the set and plops him onto one of the chairs, tying him to it. She sits down and hits play on a boombox, playing some Italian music. She holds a fork with spaghetti wrapped around it up to Johnny. "Say ahh."
Johnny shut his mouth tight, moving his head back as far as he could.
"Say ahh Johnny."
"No wa-" Before he could finish, she shoves the spaghetti into his mouth. She soon put a bunch on spaghetti in her mouth as well and began to slurp it up, causing the plate to quickly empty and revealing that Johnny's spaghetti noodles are connected to hers. He watched in horror and disgust as he was being pulled towards Lippy's massive, red lips while they slurped the spaghetti and got covered in the sauce.
'Oh no no no no!' He tried to spit the spaghetti out, but it was too late. With one final slurp, Johnny's entire face was smooshed into her lips with a loud, wet squash sound effect. She wrapped her tentacles around the back of Johnny's head to hold him steady as she kissed him passionately. 'Oh this is so wrong!'
'Oh this is so right!' Lippy thought. She continued to kiss him for another minute, more and more saliva dripping down her lips and his face. "Mmmmwah!" She finally pulled him off her lips with a POP!
Johnny grimaced with his face covered in a red lipstick mark with some of his hair messy due to the saliva. "Bleh!" He heaved and spat, desperately trying to get the taste out of his mouth.
"Oh Johnny, that was the best first kiss ever! I can't wait too found how how much fun the others will be!" She widely smiled with a large blush on her face.
"Say what?!"
She grabbed him and ran off to another set.
(Meanwhile)
Susan and Mary were rapidly typing on their super computer, the screen showing code and a map of the world.
"Ok, so if we can find a trail of the energy used to make Lippy, we might be able to find her."
"Alright... how do we do that?" Dukey asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Just give us a minute."
"Alright." He takes out a stop watch and just looks at it.
The girls typed faster before a dot appeared on the map. "Aha! We found them! They're right next door at... oh wait, that's the Gil tracker..." Mary stopped, blushing in embarrassment.
"Uh, you've gone over a minute." Dukey pointed out. "Also, HOW and WHEN did you get him chipped?"
"Never question us!" Susan yelled, still typing away.
"Oh, I hope Johnny's okay..." Dukey sighed, looking up at the ceiling.
(Meanwhile)
Johnny was on top of a mini building, wearing a mask and has his legs tied up with a bungee cord. "Uh, what's going on right now?"
"I'm about to kiss a superhero upside down." She pulled a rope and a boot kicks Johnny, knocking him off the roof.
"Waaaahhh!" Before he hit the ground, the bungee cord reached its limit and bounced him up. He fell up and down a few more times before just hanging upside down. He panted while feeling his heart racing fast.
"Oh, my hero!" Lippy shouted before keeping Johnny still, slowly uncovering off his mouth, licking her lips while she did so.
"That was insane!"
"And here's your reward~" She opens her mouth a little, slowly moving in for a kiss.
"Wahh-"
She pressed her lips onto his, not covering his entire face. She tilted her head from side to side, lovingly moaning as she did. "Mmmm~"
'Aw come on! This is more embarrassing than having to hang with Sissy!' he thought feeling the lips and wouldn't admit it out loud, but they were surprisingly very soft. He suddenly feels something large, wet, and squishy rubbing against his closed mouth. 'Huh? Now what?'
It took him a few seconds, but he remembered Lippy having her mouth open a little. So that would mean that what's rubbing and trying to get in his mouth is her... TONGUE?!
"Mmmmm?!"
She pushes her tongue against his more harder by the second, wiggling around a bit to try and open his mouth. ''Come on Johnny, don't be shy~' She thought, lightly moaning.
Said boy, in his shock, opened his mouth on accident. But as if luck was on his side, the bungee broke and he fell to the ground, avoiding her tongue from entering his mouth.
"Oh dear, are you okay Johnny?!"
"Ow...I'm fine."
"Oh thank goodness! I don't know what I would do without you!" She yelled, lifting him up and hugging him tightly.
He groaned from the squeeze since it felt like her arms could break his bones. After a few seconds of her intense hug, he passed out from the lack of air.
(Meanwhile)
"Aha! I did it!" Mary yelled, jumping out of her chair.
"You found her?" asked Dukey.
"What? No. I just beat Susan's high score in Gil Catcher!" She did a little victory dance, rubbing her it in her sister's face.
"You cheated!"
"Did not."
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Will you two focus!" Dukey popped up between the two, pushing them away from each other. "We need to find Johnny!"
"Would you relax? Lippy may have gone off the mark, but I doubt she'd hurt Johnny."
"And what makes you so sure about that?" Dukey asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Because we know what our own creation can and can't do."
"Oh, like when you made three robot boyfriends and they turned evil and almost water blasted me and Johnny into next week?!"
"Besides that."
"Well what about the time that stupid scooter caused us to go forward in time and literally become wanted fugitives!?"
"Wait, what?"
"And don't even get me started on those smarty pants!"
"Okay, we get it! But we know for a FACT that Lippy will not harm Johnny in anyway!"
(Meanwhile)
Johnny slowly wakes up, seeing that he's still in the same studio as before. "Ugh, what happened?"
He suddenly tenses up as he shoots his head around, searching for Lippy. He notices a bunch if water splashing behind one of the nearby curtains. "Hey, Lippy? Is that you?" He looked through the curtains and sees Lippy frantically flailing her tentacles in a large, indoor pool. She slowly sinks into the water, drowning. "Lippy!"
Without thinking, Johnny jumped into the pool and swam down until he was right under her. He pushed her back up and out of the pool, plopping her on the side of the pool. He quickly joined her, taking a deep breath. "Lippy are you alright?"
She just laid there, not moving... or... BREATHING?!
"Of my gosh, Lippy!" Johnny rushed to her, places his ear on what he thinks is her chest. He doesn't hear a heartbeat and instantly panics, running off to grab a tall chair and plopping it down next to her. He climbed up and looked down at her. Her mouth was slightly open, her large tongue plopped out of her mouth and onto the ground. And her eyes here completely closed with no sign of life. "Oh man, I can't believe I'm about to do this." He groaned in disgust as he grabbed her large, wet lips, slowly pulling them apart. As he gazed into her massive maw, he felt his stomach twist and his face turn red with a bit of green. "Alright Johnny, just do what they do on tv, I just hope this works."
He took a deep breath and pressed his lips to hers, blowing the air into her mouth. Suddenly Lippy's tentacles wrapped around the back of his head, pushing his whole face into her lips. She quickly shot her tongue right into his mouth, wiggling it all around and wrapping it around his. "Mmmm?!" he let out with wide eyes while turning red.
'Oh Johnny! You risked your life to save me! You must really care for me!' She thought to herself, sloshing her tongue in his mouth, building more saliva.
He squirmed and tried pulling back while turning atomic red the more he tasted her tongue.
She slowly rolled over, laying on top of him and pinning him to the ground, still in her tight embrace. Suddenly, all of the saliva built up in her mouth slowly started to seep out and go into Johnny's.
'Oh sick!'
'This is so romantic~' She thought as she began to suck harder on Johnny's face, sinking deeper into her lips.
'I gotta get away or else she's gonna eat me!' As Johnny desperately tried to think of a way to escape his slimy tomb, he suddenly felt his tongue get sucked into her mouth.
'Oh, welcome to the party little guy~' Lippy thought before continuing to suck his tongue, keeping it from leaving. Her massive tongue soon started to lick, wrap, and wiggle all over his tongue, sending chills down Johnny's spine.
'Crap! This is starting to feel really REALLY weird.'
After a few more seconds of this, Lippy slowly pulls back, separating her lips from Johnny's face, which was completely red from blushing and lipstick. As she pulled back, several large streams of saliva still connected them. "Mmmmm..." She moaned as she continued to lick the tip of Johnny's tongue with hers. When she let go Johnny's head snapped back while looking dazed and wide eyed. "Oh Johnny, that was... amazing! I think I'm finally ready..." She carried him to another stage, turning on the light to reveal an wedding altar.
"Ready...for...what?" he got out panting with his eyes rolling in his head.
"Aw, don't worry honey. You just rest, I'll get everything ready..."
(Meanwhile)
"Yes! I did it! For reals this time!" Mary yelled.
"You sure?" asked Dukey while reading a newspaper.
"Yep! I successfully created a ray that'll reverse the feelings of whoever's hit with it! So that'll make Lippy hate Johnny instead of love him!"
"Wait, I thought you were searching for Johnny?" Susan said, looking confused.
"No, I was trying to find out what went wrong and fix it... r-right?" Mary nervously said, unsure of herself.
"That's what I was doing!" Susan yelled.
"Ooooh." she let out making Dukey and Susan facepalm.
"Great, we know what went wrong and have a way to fix it, but we still don't know where Johnny is!" Dukey screamed.
Suddenly a hole was blasted in the roof of the lab, a short, chubby bow on a jetpack flying through it. "Susan my love, I am here to take you away!" Bling Bling Boy said, pulling out a rose.
"Give me the ray!" Susan tried grabbing the ray Mary just made.
"No! We only got one shot to save Johnny!" She retorted, pushing Susan back with her foot while holding the ray.
"Wait, Johnny's in trouble?" Bling Bling Boy asked, floating down to the ground.
"Yeah, thanks to them." spoke Dukey pointing to the twins.
"Listen, I know Johnny and I have a bit of a... 'complicated' relationship. But he's still my bro and if he's in trouble I will gladly help him out! For a price of course." he smiled wiggling his eyebrow to Susan who cringed.
"No." She shivered in disgust.
"Eh, it was worth a try. Well I got nothing else to do so I'll still help you guys out." He walked over to their super computer and connected his laptop to it, typing away. "What exactly took young Jonathan away?"
"A monster the girls created." Dukey immediately said, much to the girls annoyance.
"Oof, this is serious."
After a few more seconds, a red dot appeared on the map of Porkbelly over the filming studio. Dukey and the girls cheered, hugging each other.
"Wait..." Dukey stopped cheering. "How could you find Johnny so fast?"
"Oh, I have a tracker on him. That's actually why I came here in the first place since I noticed he was away."
"When and how did you put it on him?" asked Mary.
"Do you have any idea how easy it is to put a tracker on Johnny? I found like five of them on him while trying to find a place to put mine."
"So that's why he keeps activating metal detectors." Dukey said, understandingly.
"We wanna make sure he's not out of the country."
"Well... what are you waiting for?"
"Right!" The girls and Dukey nodded before exiting the lab.
"I'll just uh... see myself out." Bling Bling Boy said to the empty room before jetpacking away.
(Meanwhile)
Johnny groaned as he slowly regained consciousness. "Oooh...what happened?" As he tried to move he felt off. He looked down at himself and saw that he was in a black tuxedo. "Hey, why am I in a monkey suit?" He looked around, noticing a cardboard cutout of a pastor with a tape recorder taped to it to his right. "Wait a second..."
Organ music suddenly filled the room, the door of the church set slowly opened, revealing Lippy in a wedding dress. Even though her veil covered her face, Johnny couldn't help but notice her seductive wink and kiss as she walked down the hall.
"A wedding?!"
As she got up to the podium, she turned to Johnny with a wide smile. "Our wedding~" She giggled before hitting play on the tape recorder.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today for one thing... love. It binds us together through life and beyond. It is a beautiful thing that we must ch-"
Lippy groaned before hitting the fast forward button. She pulled her tentacle off it.
"And so, do you ma'am, take this young man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do! I do! I do!" She cheered.
"And do you sir take this lovely lady to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"Are you nuts?! I'm not even sixteen!"
Suddenly the doors church doors shot open, revealing Dukey, Susan, and Mary.
"Don't worry Johnny, we're here to save you!" Dukey yelled before accidentally pulling the trigger on the ray.
"Oh man, I am so glad to see you gu-" Before Johnny could finish, the ray hit him and he twitched for a few seconds.
"Oops..." spoke the dog with Susan and Mary seeing Johnny frown.
"Johnny? Are you okay?"
As Johnny turned around to yell at the monster, he stopped and stared at her, his eyelids slowly lowered as his face turned from angry to... love struck. "Uh...yeah, yeah I'm fine."
"Heh, good thing you made it so this ray only works on Lippy." Dukey laughed in relief.
"Uh, y-yeah... about that." Mary nervously scratched the back of her head.
Johnny lifted up Lippy's veil, held two of her tentacles and lovingly looked into her eyes, blushing slightly.
"Wait, what do you mean? You DID make it so it would only work on her, right?"
"I really wanna say yes..." Mary gritted through her teeth, slowly backing away.
"Lippy... I never noticed how... beautiful you are..." He said, staring into her eyes.
"Oh Johnny~"
The two closed their eyes and puckered their lips, slowly pressing them together. They slightly tilted their heads from side to side, adding more to the kiss. After a few seconds of arguing, Dukey and the girls stopped to look at the two, staring at them in pure shock and disgust.
"Ewww!" They all cried in unison.
Johnny held Lippy's cheek, gently rubbing it as he went deeper into her lips. 'Why did I ever try to run away? This is the best thing ever!'
'This is the best day of my life!'
Johnny slowly slide his tongue into her mouth, gently licking her large tongue.
'Oh now we're talking!' Lippy thought before dipping him down, licking his tongue back.
"Come on you two, shoot her!"
"Uh... w-we only had... one shot..." Mary nervously said.
"Aw come on!"
"I-I mean, look on the bright side. A-At least Johnny's... happy?"
Johnny and Lippy caressed each other as they emitted loud sounds of slurping, squishing, and sucking.
"Your brother is making out with a giant monster!"
"I mean... better than getting eaten by one?" Susan shrugged.
Johnny began to suck Lippy's tongue, slowly sucking it into his mouth and starts licking and sloshing it in his mouth. 'Oh yeah baby, this is so sexy!' He thought to himself as he proudly smirked.
"One of you do something at least!"
"How? The ray is busted!"
"And we are NOT getting between those two!"
Dukey groaned and face palmed. "Fine, leave it to the dog then." As Dukey turned around, he saw Johnny and Lippy sloppily lick each other's tongues out of their mouth before smooshing back into her lips. He shivered before running over. "I'm coming to save you Johnnyyyyyyyyyyy!" He screamed as he slipped on the large puddle of saliva, sliding across the floor and through one of the walls.
"Did you hear something?"
"Nope."
"This place is getting crowded. How about we go somewhere more... private?" Johnny whispered to her.
"You read my mind." Lippy scooped him up in her tentacles, continuing to make out with each other as she busts through a wall, the two walking towards the sunset.
"Johnny!"
"Where are they going?!" Dukey yelled, getting out of the wall.
"We don't know!"
"Well... at least they seem happy." Susan shrugged.
"Really? You're trying to make this seem like a good thing?"
"I don't know? I mean, how bad could it be?"
Meanwhile
Lippy busted open the door to Johnny's room, placing him on his bed before locking the door.
"Time for the honeymoon~"
"Heh, what did you have in mind my tentacle beauty?" Johnny asked, smirking at her.
"Something better than just kissing~"
"What could be better than being kissing by those luscious lips of yours?" He tilted his head.
"You'll see~" As she crawled on top of the bed, giggling, the screen went to black as loving sounds could be heard.
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