Crazy trouble with love part 8
Lemy and Lincoln
Author's note: Yes, I'm putting this down because the sin kids from Loud House are so popular and big that they're practically canon to the show. I did the same thing with the Reverse Pines for Dark Sibling Love, so I don't wanna hear any complaints. Or about how gay or sick it is because like I said, if you can't stop yourself from reading the chapter when the names are right above, that's not my fault.
Series: Loud House
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Lemy Loud was snoring in his bed while halfway falling off the bed and managing to keep sleeping. As he snoozed his bedroom door was flung open.
"LEMY LEMY WAKE UP!" His older sister Liena yelled.
"WAHHH!" he screamed falling down and hit his head with a groan. "Ow…"
"Good you're awake, I made french toast!"
He rubbed his head and frowned as she left. "Oh joy, I can't wait."
Lemy stood up and yawned as he left out of his room and headed for the bathroom, passing the room of his parents he could hear moaning coming from inside and rolled his eyes.
"Oh god Lincy! More!"
"FUCK ME HARDER MY DARK LORD OF THE NIGHT!"
To be honest he had no idea why out of all his Aunts his aunt Lucy was the loudest (he guessed she had to live up to the name somehow despite being the quietest of the sisters). He tried to ignore it while hearing his aunt Leni squeal and made it to the bathroom.
"Damn it!" he groaned leaning against the door. "Now I'm gonna be hearing that through breakfast, better make this quick." he thought before pulling out his now erect penis. He sat down and grabbed it before rubbing it and tried to imagine what must be going on making his dick harder. His pants got slightly deeper as he started to stroke faster. "Maybe I can get Lupa alone later on." he muttered as he came all across the toilet seat.
After taking some time to clean it up and get his pants on, he headed out and down to the dining room where he heard his older sister lyra arguing with lupa about her smoking habit.
"LUPA FOR THE LAST TIME YOU SHALL BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL IF YOU DON'T STOP SMOKING!"
"Oh, then I better keep going." remarked said girl blowing some smoke in Lyra's face making said girl growl and snatch away the cancer stick. "Go ahead, I got more."
"I swear you need to learn some self control!"
"And you need to get that Dildo out of your ass and shove it in your pussy!"
"Fight fight fight!" chanted Lacy as Lemy came downstairs.
"Hey girls, what I miss?" he asked as he noticed Liena feeding Lulu...with tongs. "So you still got french toast sticks for me?" Lemy said as he noticed Lulu devour the raw chicken leg..bone and all.
"Yep it's on the stove." Liena said as Lulu burped and smiled.
"Sweet." he made his way to the kitchen, but saw Loan in the middle of grabbing some with her back to him before he tapped her on the back. "Hey Loan."
"AHH!" she jumped and threw her plate up, which fell down and hit Lemy making him stumble as she turned. "O..O..Oh! S-Sorry Lemy! You scared me."
"You ok bro? Lacy asked.
"Sure archduke ferdinand I'd love some grilled cheese!" he groaned as Lupa smirked.
"Yeah he's good."
"Oh! Can you do that again? I wasn't rolling." spoke Lizy holding a camera.
Lyra shook her head as they heard footsteps coming downstairs and saw their father holding their aunt (or in Lupa's case her mom) Lucy in his arms.
"Damn Pops you rocked her world!" Lacy chuckled.
"He sure did…...Lupa sweetie be a dear and get your mother a glass of water." giggled Leni limping behind Lincoln while wearing a bathrobe.
Lupa nodded and went over to the sink and got said water..and splashed it on Lucy's face.
"Mmm...wha...oh, hello there Lupa." she greeted casually and wiped the water from her face.
"Alright girls and boy eat up, we have a busy day ahead of us." Lori said as she tumbled down from the top of the stairs.
"M...M...MOM A..ARE YOU OK?!" Loan shouted.
"OW! No!" she yelled back covering her ears with a wince. "I have a BIG headache."
"Wow talk about *Lisa: Luan please don't* a Hangover, but in this case it was! *Lisa: I'm warning you!* a GANGBANGER! *Punch!* OW!"
"Hahaha! Good one mom!" laughed Liby with Lupa rolling her eyes.
"Lori you have a very weak immune system, it takes a champ to walk away from a fucking!" Lynn shouted as Lucy (who was still in Lincoln's arms rolled her eyes)
"...You can't walk either can you Lynn?"
"...YES!...I….uhhhhh…..Lacy sweetie..can you help me out of bed?"
"Coming mom!" she called heading up the stairs while the rest of Lemy's aunts came down and started getting their own spots and plates ready.
*After breakfast cause we were dragging it out too long!*
Lemy himself was currently in his room with the door locked and looked around before turning his computer on. "Alright, just look a little and turn it off." he muttered nervously.
"Ok now…" Lemy gulped and headed for his favorite website….PORN PORN PORN!...(and no that wasn't a joke that's the website's actual name). He looked down his saved searches, clicked one, and braced himself as a video started up and he unzipped his pants.
The video began to show two guys drinking while on a bed.
"Oh no Malcom you spilled soda on my shirt!"
"No problem dude, take it off and I'll go get you a new one."
Lemy started to breath heavily as the scene showed the guys getting naked making him gulp.
"Damn, no clean shirts, guess we'll have to go bare ass naked." the actor spoke as he started to strip.
"Works for me, and then we can compare dick sizes."
Lemy gulped as his face slowly turned red and his heart began to beat rapidly. He saw the guys hold their dicks together and rubbed his own faster. "Oh man, they're big." he gasped as he felt his mouth go dry.
"My dicks bigger!"
"No way! Mine is!"
"Oh yeah prove it!"
Lemy watched as one of them tackled the other one down and bit his lip since it turned into them feeling the other up all over while kissing. "Yeah...that's it." Lemy groaned.
"My dicks big enough to stuff your ass."
"Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try it." The actor smirked before he got on all fours.
"Oh wow is that an ass." muttered Lemy before he watched the other actor start fucking the ass and rubbed his dick faster while rubbing his balls.
"Gah! You call this fucking!?"
"Damn straight! Your ass is nice and tight! You're practically squeezing me in deeper!"
"Please I could fuck you harder!"
Lemy groaned and rubbed his dick so hard it began to twitch.
"Yeah sure ya can!'
"I could! Hurry up and cum in my ass and I'll tear your asshole wide open with my fat dick!"
"Yeah do it! Cum in his ass!" Lemy whispered as he bit his lip.
A minute later he did and cried out before blowing his load in his pal's ass who moaned and came on the sheets, right as Lemy moaned and started cumming right on the screen.
"Hey Lemy." Lupa whispered appearing out of nowhere.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed and jumped up high enough for his head to break through the ceiling. "OW!"
"Watcha doin bro? Enjoying your porn?" she asked casually as he fell down and landed on his ass.
"Lupa! Not cool!" he snapped while trying to cover the screen, only for Lupa to push him out the way.
"Ooooooh, never pegged you to be a fag."
"I'm not!" he frowned while she smiled casually.
"So then these just happen to be real muscular girls with dicks and balls fucking each other in the ass, right?"
Lemy looked down with a blush as she chuckled.
"Relax I don't judge our siblings remember?" she sat down and crossed her arms. "I'm just surprised you jerk off to this, I figured last time you and I went at it you were real into it."
"I was, it's still hot, but….lately I've…"
"Lately?"
"It feels like I'm curious about what it's like...with a dude."
"...than why not ask dad to fuck you?"
Lemy turned crimson and shook his head. "What?! Are you crazy?! I'm not gay!"
"Oh, then you're bi." she remarked with a nod. "You like girls, but you wanna know what it must be like between boys."
"...yeah….I…..I guess?"
"Well it's no big deal. If you're so concerned about it, go talk to dad."
"But….what...what if he…..hates me for it?"
"Lemy...you know the others and I, barring Lizy and Lulu, fuck dad right?"
"You don't exactly try to hide it." he grumbled.
"Then tell me this. You really think a man who fucks our aunts, moms, grandma that one time and even his own daughters, is someone who will have much to say if his son is gay?"
"..."
"Look, either you go and talk to him directly, or I'll mention it later at Dinner in front of the whole family."
"...ok…..you can mention it."
"LEMY!" she snapped.
"Alright alright I'll talk to him about it…...in about 10 and one half years."
She raised an eyebrow before walking to the door, opened it, and inhaled. "HEY EVERYONE! LEMY-"
"IS INCREDIBLY SEXY AND SHE KNOWS IT!" Lemy yelled covering her mouth.
"NO YELLING UNLESS YOU TWO ARE GOING TO FUCK!" yelled Lynn.
"OH MY GOODNESS AUNT LYNN DON'T SAY SOMETHING THAT BLASPHEMOUS OUT LOUD! THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR YOU!" Lyra yelled.
"LYRA GROW A VAG AND SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR WEIRD OBSESSIONS!" Lori yelled at Lyra.
"AUNT LORI WORSHIPING THE ALMIGHTY LORD IS NOT WEIRD! IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL!"
"YA KNOW IT'S REALLY HARD TO MASTURBATE WITH YOU GUYS YELLING!" Leni shouted.
"NOT FOR ME!" Luan exclaimed.
"WE'RE REALLY LUCKY MR GROUSE IS DEAD OTHERWISE HE'D BE YELLING AT US RIGHT NOW!" Lincoln shouted as he was currently fucking Lucy.
Lemy sighed and looked at Lupa who raised an eyebrow making him groan. "Alright fine, I'll talk to him, but if he kicks me out of the house it's on your head."
"Which is going on dad's dick after mom's done." she idly remarked with a smile making Lemy blush and groan louder.
"You're not helping!"
"LUPA SWEETIE YOUR MOTHER NEEDS HELP TAMING THIS WILD BEAST!" Lucy moaned out loud.
"I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE YELLING!?" Leni shouted.
"WE ARE! THIS JOKE IS JUST DRAGGED OUT! FOR TIME PURPOSES!" Lynn shouted.
"BUT THAT'S LAZY WRITING AND WHOEVER THINKS THAT'S A GOOD IDEA IS A MORON AND SHOULD BE SHOT!" Luan exclaimed.
*Later*
Lemy rubbed his hands together while pacing outside the main bedroom since he heard his dad done fucking aunt Lucy and Lupa and was trying to get himself to go inside. 'Ok I can do this!'
That's when the door opened and Lucy was lead out with Lupa's help, both of them limping and smiling.
"Dad's waiting for ya." Lupa said before she and Lucy passed out.
"...Aunt Leni, Lupa and aunt Lucy passed out again!" Lemy called out before he looked at the door and walked over them before shutting the door and gulped when he saw his dad cleaning some of the sperm from the bed without putting on pants. "D-D-Dad?"
Lincoln looked up. "Oh hey sport what's up?"
"C-Could I….talk with you?"
"Sure thing, take a seat." he smiled sitting down with Lemy walking over and took the spot next to him while looking at the floor. "Lupa mentioned how you wanted to tell me something, after the third round." Lincoln said with Lemy gulping.
"...Dad….lately...I….I've been…..curious."
"Really? About what exactly?"
"Ummmm...you...know….sex kind of curious."
"Oh! Well there's nothing wrong with that. Let me guess, Lupa's wanting a new kink and wants to try it out with you first, right?" guessed Lincoln.
"...I wish!" Lemy chuckled before seeing his dad raise an eyebrow. "Well...it's something else really."
"Which is?"
"Uh...um...I...have been….looking at some stuff."
"...oh my god...you mean..?"
"Yeah."
"...Guess I owe Lana 12 bucks, she said you were into..."
"What?! Ew no!" he grimaced. "Not that!"
"Oh thank god!" sighed Lincoln in relief.
"It's…...ummmm You ever see the movie brokeback mountain?"
"Believe it or not, yes. Me and your uncle Clyde actually saw it a few times in high school." Lincoln chuckled.
"Yeah well...do you remember what it was most famous for?"
"Two guys banging in a tent of course….Wait hold on." Lincoln said before piecing it together. "OH!"
Lemy nodded and looked down with shame and closed his eyes. "I understand if you're disgusted with me."
"Why would I?"
"But..but...I-"
"Lemy, I'm married too my sisters, my old childhood crush your mom's ex girlfriend, Aunt Luan's ex girlfriend, your Aunt Ronnie's Thicc ass Cousin, both of their thicc ass moms Maria and Frida respectively , your aunt Lucy's gothic friend, your aunt Lisa's first friend and that tuna fish sandwich your aunt Lisa made sentient, but whom we sadly had to eat because of a blizzard last year."
"...I miss aunt Tuna melt every day dad."
"I do too son, I do too." he nodded. "So tell me, out of ALL that and how we're pretty much the biggest open family when it comes to casual sex, what made you think I'd be disgusted if you're turned on by guys?"
Lemy shrugged as he didn't respond.
"Lemy." frowned Lincoln.
"Well...I don't know. I guess it'd be weird since all the sex that happens around here is with girls or women. I figured you were doing all that because you had a straight lace kink."
"Lemy, remember the part I mentioned about me and your uncle watching that movie in high school?"
"...yeah?"
"Well afterwards we decided reenact the whole thing, down to every last scene...and I mean EVERY SCENE."
"No...way."
"Yes way." nodded Lincoln with a smile. "And believe it or not, despite Clyde being black...I'm actually bigger than him by 7 inches."
"So...you're alright if I'm into girls...and guys?"
Lincoln smiled and gave his son a hug. "Son, I don't care if you quit sex altogether, what matters is you being comfy with who YOU are."
"Gee...thanks dad." Lemy said before feeling something lift his shirt. "Huh?" that's when he remebered...his dad wasn't wearing pants. "D-Dad?"
"Relax, since you had the guts to tell me the truth, I'll help you experience what it's like. Besides, I'm still ready to go." Lincoln said before deeply kissing his son.
"HEY GUYS THEY'RE GONNA FUCK!" Lynn yelled from the hallway having heard everything.
"CEASE YOUR YELLING! LULU IS TRYING TO RECHARGE!" yelled Lisa.
"I'M WORKING ON MY TUNES DAMMIT!" yelled Luna.
"LYNN GAY SEX BETWEEN LINCOLN AND LEMY IS VERY HOT AND I'LL DEAL WITH IT TOMORROW RIGHT NOW I'M TRYING TO MAKE LOAN CUM!" Lori yelled.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THAT?!" screamed Loan.
"HOORAY WE'RE A SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP FAMILY!" Leni cheered.
*back with Lincoln*
Lemy gulped while letting his dad take his clothes off and saw his dick already growing hard.
"You really are my son." Lincoln said with a smirk as he noticed Lemy's penis reached to the halfway point of his own shaft.
"Heh, thanks." smiled Lemy bashfully before finding his legs spread as Lincoln got on his knees. "D-Dad?"
"Relax, let me show you what your uncle taught me." he whispered seductively as he lightly suckled the tip.
Lemy jumped and gasped while leaning against the bed and was stunned this was actually happening.
"How's it feel so far?"
"H-Hot." groaned Lemy while his dad licked around the tip and began sliding his mouth over more making his son groan louder. 'I can't believe this is happening!' Lemy thought as he started to slightly drool.
'I wonder if he'd be open to having Clyda visit for some threesome, I just hope I'm not too much for him.' Lincoln thought as sucked harder and deep throated him.
"WOAH!" jumped Lemy who gripped the sheets and groaned harder. "Dad!"
Lincoln grinned before he started to swirl his tongue around the underside making LEmy grit his teeth.
"Fuck! I-It's better than aunt Luan!"
"I HEARD THAT!"
Lincoln inwardly chuckled as he went deeper and swallowed up Lemy's balls. This made his son moan and grab his head.
"Dad! I'm gonna cum!"
Lincoln hummed around his length as Lemy groaned and erupted into his mouth. He relaxed his throat and started swallowing sperm with his son blown away and trying to catch his breath. Lincoln pulled away after swallowing it down. "Well Lemy?"
"Ah...ah...ah…" his son let out with a glazed expression. "That was...awesome."
"I know, that ball trick was something your Aunt Maggie taught me." Lincoln patted his son before he moved on the bed on his belly. "Alright, this time you go ahead and stick it in me."
Lemy gave a nervous gulp. "...y...you sure?"
"Yeah of course, your aunt Lola loves anal play, plus I got used to it." Lincoln said spreading his cheeks. "Just push it in and go to town."
Lemy slowly nodded his head. He crawled over and climbed on his dad's back with his dick rubbing in between the cheeks and gulped. "Is it alright if...if I came inside?"
"Sure go right ahead son." he said as Lemy prodded his hole. He felt it start pushing against it making him hum as his son groaned. "You can do it Lemy!" Lincoln encouraged.
"Aw fuck!" Lemy tried pushing his hips as hard as he could and felt it going in making him hiss from the snug feeling.
"GAH!...Guess it's been awhile since I had something in me!' Lincoln chuckled as Lemy panted heavily. "Don't tell me you're already tired, I thought you wanted to fuck a guy." he teased.
"No I'm not tired...just getting used to it is all!" he spoke pushing in more with a groan as he felt the ass grip his dick tightly. "Fuck dad! Your ass is so tight!"
"Yeah….and you're getting rough!" groaned Lincoln as Lemy managed to get his dick in and pulled back before pushing back inside.
*Outside the door*
Lucy was panting with a smile on her face. "I'm glad...to hear...a father and son bonding." she moaned as Lupa ate her out, both feeling aroused with what was transpiring. "We can..have them...have a go at us both...after they're done."
*room*
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Dad! This feels too good!" groaned Lemy moving his hips back and forth.
"Yeah me too keep at it Son!" groaned Lincoln letting his son hammer away at his ass. "Show me what you got!"
Lemy obliged as he went faster. The warm and snug inside kept squeezing his dick and was making him lose it. "Dad I….I…..!"
"Go ahead Lemy, let it all out!" Lincoln told him as Lemy let out a loud groan and came into his ass. He hummed feeling the hot sperm while feeling his own dick let out a spurt on the sheets.
Both Loud men were panting as Lemy slowly pulled out with a wet "POP" and laid down next to his dad who sat up with a smile.
"So son, how'd it feel?"
"...Amazing!" he let out with a smile. "It was so tight, and hot! And...and….way better than my hands."
"Hehehe I bet…...But now….it's your turn." grinned Lincoln standing up to show his dick was still rock hard. "You can either get on your stomach or back, but those legs are gonna be spread."
"...wait what?"
"You didn't think I was gonna let YOU take charge the whole time, did you? This whole thing reminded me of when me and Clyde went at it, he's my bitch now because of it, and now you flipped my switch, so guess who's gonna be taking daddy's rod?"
"...o….ok."
"Don't worry I'll be gentle." Lincoln spread Lemy's legs by the ankles and teased his son by rubbing the tip against his balls making him groan and moan. "Ready?"
Lemy gulped and nodded.
"Good." Lincoln lined it against the ass and started to push against it.
"Ahhh!" Lemy groaned in pain as he slowly felt tears well up in his eyes. "Dad!"
"It's alright son, I'm not gonna move until you adjust." Lincoln said as Lemy nodded. Lincoln got an idea and reached down before he started jerking Lemy off making him moan with a blush. "This should help." he said before slowly pushing in deeper.
"A-AHH!" Lemy let out while feeling his anus get stretched out from the girth.
"How's it feel Lemy?"
"So...big!" he let out as Lincoln kept on pushing.
"Almost there!" Lincoln groaned as he soon felt himself get knotted.
"YES!" yelled Lemy with a bulge in him and gritted his teeth. "It's so fat and thick!"
"And there's the Luna in you showing!" Lincoln said as he started to thrust into him. He groaned from the small and tight hole with Lemy gripping the sheets harder. "Fuck! It's like when me and your aunt Lana did it for the first time!" he said as Lemy's pupils turned into hearts.
"It's so big! It's bigger than the dicks I watch online!"
"I would hope so, otherwise I'd stop!" Lincoln grunted.
"NO! No don't stop! Please daddy!" he moaned out trying to move his hips against the thrusts while the bulge moved in and out of him.
'Wow thats a new one.' Lincoln thought with a smile. He reached down to grab his son's sides and started to thrust in and out faster.
"Daddy Daddy I'm cumming!" screamed Lemy with his eyes rolling into his head before moaning as he started gushing his sperm out, which fell on himself, with Lincoln feeling the ass getting even more tight making him grunt.
"Shit me too!" he growled while hammering into his son harder. "I'm gonna flood your tight little ass!" He roared as he proceeded to do so.
"AHHHHH!" moaned Lemy going cross eyed feeling the sperm fill him up which leaked out while cumming again and felt his mind going fuzzy.
Lincoln gave a tired sigh as he slowly pulled out. He saw his gush leak out of the gaping ass with his son twitching with a little drool and a lopsided smile.
"...Yo Linc you done in here?" Luna said popping her head in the room. "Woah! What happened?!"
"A little father son bonding." he joked while Luna walked over and saw Lemy slowly pass out. "He actually did pretty good for his first dick."
'That's my little rockstar, tough as nails like his old lady and his pops!" Luna spoke with a chuckle. "Did you tell him about you and Clyde?"
"Of course I did why wouldn't I?"
"Because it's hot when you tell it." she chuckled before picking Lemy up. "I'll go set him in his bed and you and I can have a little private concert."
'You know it Lady Rockingsdale." he grinned slapping her ass when she went on her way making her grin.
*Later*
"Lemy wake up…..Lemy wake up!...WAKE UP GOLDILOCKS!" Lupa yelled punching his crotch.
"AHHHH!" he screamed sitting up and grabbed his junk with a hiss.
"Oh good, you're awake."
"Why Lupa WHY!?"
"Because seeing you in pain makes me wet that's why." she remarked plainly. "Come on, breakfast is ready."
"Ugh fine." he groaned dragging himself out of bed with a grumble while rubbing his crotch.
*Breakfast*
The whole family was currently eating away while Lemy ate some eggs, but his mind was elsewhere.
'..I...I need more of daddy in me!' his mind screamed looking over at Lincoln who was talking with Leia about something.
"Lemy?'
"Huh?" he was brought out of his thoughts by Lyra.
"Are you ok?"
"Yeah, yeah why wouldn't I be?" he stammered.
"You looked like you were thinking about something.
"No..I'm..just out of it." he gulped before dropping his fork and went under to grab it, but looked over where Lincoln sat, saw the bulge in his pants, and dropped his mouth while staring.
"Looks like Lemy didn't get enough." Lupa whispered to Lacy who giggled. "How much you bet he'll try and make a move?"
"50 bucks."
"Deal."
Lemy himself didn't realize it, but he went under and crawled over to Lincoln and found himself drooling as he reached out and rubbed the bulge, making Lincoln stiffen up and momentarily stop talking with Leia who was confused.
"What's wrong daddy?"
"N...N...Nothing sweetie just...gas!"
'Daddy's dick.' Lemy mentally groaned. He unzipped the pants and reached inside to grab it directly with Lincoln biting his tongue to keep from groaning.
'Oh man, is one of the girls trying something again? Ok let's see, Lori's there, so is Leni, Lynn, Luna, Luan, might be Lola, I don't see her, or Lana, couldn't be Lily since she's in Peru, and the others are either eating or chatting and...wait wheres Lemy?'
Said boy leaned up and started to lick the underside of the dick making Lincoln jump and cough when Lucy turned her head.
"Is something wrong?"
"N-Nope, everything's fine, just thought I say a bee."
"...Don't lie to me Lincoln." Lucy lightly growled.
He paled hearing the tone and gulped while feeling the tongue move all around his dick making it hard in no time. 'Crap! Lemy stop! We'll get caught!' he thought in a panic.
"Lincoln, what's wrong?" repeated Lucy.
"Nothing...just a...mosquito...problem...on..my legs!" he said hoping she would get the hint.
Lucy raised an eyebrow and briefly looked at the table and then at the ones sitting down, noted one empty seat, and nodded. "Alright, just checking."
'HELP ME WOMAN!' He thought in panic. 'Lemy's gonna-GAH!' he thought feeling Lemy slide his mouth around the tip and bob his head making Lincoln grip his hands. 'Shit can't hold on much longer gonna cum!' he thought as he held down Lemy's head.
'Daddy's dick is so good!' Lemy thought in bliss as he swallowed the cum and turned his head to see Lisa.
"You've had your fun, my turn!" she whispered as he rolled his eyes and moved out the way. "Thank you nephew."
*Later*
Lincoln was in his study drawing. "Hmmm let's see…."
*knock knock*
"Who is it?"
"It's me dad." came Lemy's voice.
'Oh boy.' "...Come in."
His son came in with a smile and shut the door. "Hey, you busy?"
"Why ye…" Lincoln was cut off.
"Great dad because I have a surprise for you!"
"A surprise?" Lincoln raised an eyebrow at this.
"Yep, close your eyes."
"Uh...ok?" he replied before closing his eyes. As he did so he heard slight shuffling and the door locking.
"Ok open!"
Lincoln did so. And almost immediately felt himself get hard as Lemy was completely naked and wearing nothing but his headband and a collar. "L-Lemy?" lincoln stammered as Lemy got on all fours.
"Arf arf fuck me daddy!"
"Lemy, what are you doing?" asked Lincoln with a blush as his son crawled over and rubbed against his leg.
"Being Daddy's bitch!" he smiled while licking at Lincoln's foot. "I want daddy's dick!"
"...ok as hot as this is Lemy, enough is enough!"
"But daddy." he pouted with a whimper.
"Lemy, I'm glad you're fine with more, but that stunt at breakfast was way too close. Casual sex is fine, but only if it's behind closed doors, not in broad view of the whole family."
"But mom and the others do it all the time."
Lincoln sighed and crouched down. "Look Lemy, I'm all for this, but right now I'd like to know where you got the collar."
"Aunt Lana."
"Yeah that figures..." he sighed and patted Lemy's head. "Look, right now I'm busy working and don't have time for this, but tell you what. After I'm done, then I'll be open and be glad to 'play' with you, how's that sound?"
"...promise?"
"Promise."
"Lemy smiled and gave a nod. He pecked Lincoln on the cheek and went to get dressed before heading out as Lincoln sighed.
"Damn, seeing him with that is giving me the weirdest sense of deja vu."
*Later*
Lemy smiled as he was currently heading towards the master bedroom. 'Time for some fun!'
"Hey Lemy, hold up." spoke Lola coming up the stairs. "Can I talk to you for a sec?"
"Huh?...Sure Aunt Lola."
*Lola's room*
"Ok, now you and me gotta be real." she spoke with a firm tone. "A little birdy told me how you've been...upbeat lately."
"...was it Lupa?"
"That doesn't matter, but what matters is that I'm gonna help." she smiled. "I know how eager it can be when you've gotten a taste of the Lincoln Log, and for a while it can be addicting, but you need to show some restraint, but I'm here to help make Lincoln pounce on you like a Horny penguin in a meat locker When I'm done."
"...go on."
"Well first I need to know, are you familiar with a term called 'Trap'?"
"Yeah why?"
"Well with my superb taste in fashion, I'm gonna make you really look like a daddy's girl." she giggled.
"...Go On."
"That's it...seriously what the hell does Lupa see in you?" she shook her head before walking over to her closet and opened it up. "Now then, time to see what color fits."
*Later*
"Finally Done!' Lincoln Yawned as he stretched his arms. "It took me two weeks straight, but this was worth it. I actually feel like I need to get some real sleep, gonna have to tell the girls no fun tonight." he yawned as he walked downstairs only to find the area empty. He raised an eyebrow and looked around. 'Oh no, is Luan trying a prank ambush again?' He thought as he heard some scurrying go past him. "If this is a trap Luan it's not gonna work!" He shouted as he heard the door slam upstairs.
Lincoln narrowed his eyes and started moving towards the dining room. 'If I make a break for the back door I should make it out.'
"Oh daddy~"
Lincoln froze as he heard a voice from behind him. He slowly turned and felt his jaw hit the ground since there were some candles lit on the table, and sitting on it was Lemy, but wearing a light blue dress with a matching bow on his head with some blush..
"L..L...Lemy!?" he stammered as his pants got tighter.
"Hi daddy, what do you think?" he asked kicking his legs back and forth while spreading them.
"W-W-Why are you...in that?" he gulped.
"I wanted to surprise you so aunt lola helped me." he winked. "What do you think? Do I look cute?"
"Uh...uh...um….ah fuck it!" snapped Lincoln before ripping his pants and underwear off before jumping on Lemy with his dick rubbing against his son's bare ass under the dress….. And breaking the table in the process. "You wanna be daddy's little slut? Then I'll make you a bonafide one!" Lincoln roared as he slammed into Lemy's prostate.
"AHHH! Daddy!" he moaned out feeling the dick stuff him as his dad slammed in and out while grunting. "Oh god! Yes daddy! I love your cock!"
"That's a good boy!" Lincoln grunted. "From now on I'll fuck you just like everyone else! By the time I'm done you'll be a complete slut in high school!"
"YES YES MAKE ME DADDY'S SLUT!"
*Attic*
Meanwhile the loud sisters and daughters were watching everything go down from the attic.
"Hey guys you think we may have gone too far in helping Lemy?" Leni asked.
"Nah, the kids taking it like a champ." Lana waved off.
"Yeah and besides Leni what's the worse that'll happen. He gets so obsessed that he tries to kill off the Rest of us so he'll have Lincoln to himself?" Luna chuckled.
"Well he is YOUR son Luna." Lucy snarked.
"Hey! One time! And this coming from the woman who tried to make him her vampire king." Luna threw back.
"Speaking of which, young Lupa here has tried breaking into my lab to become one." piped up Lisa with a frown.
"Lupa we talked about this, I almost ended humanity when I tried and if you did it…"
'Yeah yeah than all life would cease to exist in a matter of seconds."
"OH GOD DADDY! MORE CUM!" screamed Lemy.
"I'll pour so much in you you'll end up pregnant!"
"Ok, now that we know can't happen." spoke Lynn.
"Well he IS our brother." spoke Luan.
"And well...I may or not have given Lemy specially modified pills that'll get him...pregnant?" Lisa said with a nervous smile as her sisters and nieces glared at her. "What? I was curious to see if it was possible in the event of a worldwide epidemic rendering all women incapable of birth Excuse me for trying to keep the human race alive….Plus he asked me to do it!"
All of them face palmed, minus Lulu who was sleeping on the floor as the last scene was Lemy crying out as Lincoln came inside before they decided to end the madness before Lincoln got his son pregnant….after 10 more minutes of watching it.