Crazy trouble with love part 8
Alliance of Amazons and Izuku part 2
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Izuku sat up in his bed and yawned before he got to work on getting ready for the day. He began to put his clothes on and brush his teeth, after that he checked his phone to see that he had several texts. Each of them from the women who asked all sorts of things with him trying to text back to each as he headed downstairs.
"Izuku, there you are, you got a letter last night." Inko said as she help up an official looking letter. "It looks pretty important."
"Thanks mom." He took it and started opening it before pulling out a letter and ready it. "Oh! It says here they want me down at the courthouse."
"Really? Are you in trouble honey?"
"No, no, they just want me to be there in case I'm called to be a witness, it's about that villain that kidnapped me and several other heroes awhile back, remember?"
"Oh right! I remember that sick man." She frowned. "Izuku you be careful, who knows what he might try if he gets upset and tries anything."
"I got it mom, according to this they've hired several pro heroes to guard the trial just in case." He read while sitting down. "That's a relief, there's no way he'd try something again, he'd just be making things worse."
"You never know honey, men like that don't see reason, that's part of the reason he was caught in the first place." Said Inko as she shook her head. "If he had tested his powers beforehand and knew what he was doing who knows what could have happened."
"Well right now I wanna focus on today." He smiled before grabbing his breakfast and started eating.
"Ah, busy day with school and the internships?" She asked as she piled some extra eggs onto his plate.
"Yeah, especially since today is Midnight's day with me." He said with a light groan. "She keeps insisting on teaching me ways to restrain villains, I always feel sore afterwards."
"I don't think you ever told me about that one. Why do you feel sore?" She asked curious.
"We take turns practicing the techniques and sometimes my arms are pulled on uncomfortably by the restraints, but at least I'm learning a lot." He said with a smile.
"Well I'm sure she knows what she's doing, just don't over exert yourself." Inko said with a nod. 'I know she's the eighteen plus hero, but he couldn't mean THOSE kind of restraints, would he?'
After finishing his meal and waving his mom bye, Izuku headed on down the street.
"Hey, Izuku, how ya doin, heading to school?" A familiar voice called before Mirko jumped off a nearby roof and began to walk alongside him.
"Uh huh Mirko-san." He said with a nod. "Are you on patrol? Aren't you usually asleep at this time of the day?"
"Well yeah, but then I figured I should keep an eye on my favorite intern to keep him safe." She teased while pulling him over with an arm around his shoulders with him blushing since his head met the side of her chest. "Besides I heard you got called to court too, huh? Bummer, right?" She asked as she let out a sigh. "They asked a few of us to come, but I think you're the only one who's gonna be able to make it."
"Y-Y-Yeah, b-bummer." He stuttered while still not use to this and turned bright red.
"Yeah, I'll be dead asleep during the trial so I'm excused, Mt. Lady will be busy halfway across the country, Ryukyu might show up but who knows, Midnight's probably busy with you and those brats and Bubble Girl and Uwabami will be tied up with their agencies." She sighed. "You gonna be fine on your own?"
"Yeah, it's just a court case, they're used to dealing with villains, what's the worst that could happen?" He asked as she shook her head.
"Kid, just saying that is inviting trouble." She sighed. "By the way, did you check out what I told you before?"
"About those leg weights? Yeah, I was gonna go see what kind they had afterwards and see if I could find some that were heavy enough." He said as she grinned. "If I can't find any I know someone who in the support department who could make some."
"Perfect. That'll speed up our training in no time. By the time we're done your legs are gonna break steel in one kick." She said with a grin. 'That will show them that my training is the best and he'll want to spend more time with me!'
"Yeah, plus the trainings been helping me control my quirk better so I'm not shattering my bones as often." he said with a smile as he reached the train station. "Alright, I gotta go, see you later Mirko!"
"Talk to ya later." She waved before she jumped off as Izuku went to get on the train.
(Later)
"Yes, I made it!" Sighed Izuku as he walked into the classroom. 'I wonder why the train was late, maybe there was a villain attack earlier?'
He went to take his seat while seeing Bakugo grumbling at his seat in annoyance. 'Oh boy, Kacchan looks like he had a rough start today.'
'Stupid remedial classes, this is bullshit, I should have passed the license exam!' He thought while his hand twitched and he was oh so close to just saying fuck it and blowing up his desk.
"Izuku! Is it true?! Tell me it's true!" Mineta cried as he waved around a magazine in his hand.
"Is what true?" He asked confused.
"That you have five internships and are banging the hottest female heroes!" He cried out shoving the magazine in his face and getting the rest of the classes attention.
"Eh? Midoriya has six internships?"
"He's banging them?!"
"DEKU!"
"W-What? That's not true!" he cried as he looked at the magazine to see that it showed a picture of him with each of the heroes. "T-This is a tabloid!"
"Don't change the subject!" He cried out with Kaminari grabbing it with the other students looking before the blond gaped.
"No way! Mt. Lady, Bubble Girl, Ryukyu, Mirko, Wabami, even Midnight?!"
"DEKU! You got five internships, are you fucking rubbing the fact I didn't pass the exam in my face?!" Bakugo cried out in anger.
"N-N-No! I swear!" He held his hands up before Jiro snatched the magazine and opened it up.
"According to this you train with them one day of the week each, is this true Midoriya?" She asked as she cocked an eyebrow.
"Uh...well that part is true, but-"
"Then the other must be true to!" Cried out Kaminari shaking Izuku with Mineta gritting his teeth with a broken expression.
"How did you manage to get with so many beautiful pro heroes at once?! Are you secretly a playboy without telling us!?"
"N-No, not at all, I-I'm just interning, I swear!" He cried with a blush.
"It says here that you were offered jobs at their agencies!"
"I-I was, but I told them I wanted to finish school first." He gulped while Bakugo walked over while Jiro let Tsuyu read.
"And it also says here that you and them have been doing 'special' lessons."
"W-Well, they have been teaching me new villain restrainment techniques a-and Mirko has been helping me strengthen my legs…" He admitted with Mineta and Kaminari crying out with Urakara blushing.
"W-Well that's just basic training." She spoke up before Izuku got picked up by Bakugo with his eye twitching.
"You son of a bitch, five internships, are you trying to prove that you're better than me?!"
"No Kacchan, I swear!" He spoke up nervously with Mina giggling.
"Wow, who knew you had it in you. Wish I had my own harem."
"Not helping!" He spoke up with Bakugao holding his hand up, right as Aizawa walked in and saw the commotion.
"I don't care what is going on, just sit down." He said with a groan as Bakugo hesitantly let go of Izuku.
"This isn't over." He warned with a glare before going back to his seat.
'Why does this keep happening to me?' He thought with a groan. 'I'm just interning with them, how is that weird?'
"LUCKY!' Thought Mineta and Kaminari together with jealousy.
'I-Is Izuku really interning with all six of them a-and doing THAT?' Thought Uraraka with a blush.
'Wow, and here I thought Todoroki was the ladies man in the class.' Thought Mina with a giggle.
'Knowing these idiots they're probably talking about that tabloid about Izuku.' Thought Aizawa with a sigh. 'I need to have Kayama tell them straight so they don't blow it out of proportion.' He thought before clearing his throat. "Alright, today we'll be learning about how to deal with revenged crazed civilians."
(Later)
Class ended with the class heading to their next class, taught by Midnight with Izuku blushed since Mineta and Kaminari had been whispering about what some of the 'special' lessons had been. "I-It's not like that, I swear!" He protested as they just chuckled and shook their heads. 'Why won't they believe me?'
"Come on Izuku, just a little hint is all we're asking, and maybe sizes." Whispered Kaminari.
"Especially sizes!" Spoke Mineta who looked ready to foam at the mouth just thinking about it.
"N-No, I don't know anything like that!" He cried with a blush as they entered the classroom. "It's an internship and they are very professional around me!"
That got him looks from that said 'Yeah right'.
"It's true! Look, Midnight will tell you herself!" He spoke up as they all took their seats with said hero entering a second later.
"Alright, hello class and Izuku~" She called with a grin, making him groan. "Today we will be-"
"Uh, Midnight-san?" Spoke up Momo with her hand raised. "I have a question before you begin the lesson."
"Oh? And what would that be?"
"Well...there's been a magazine speaking of rather...personal things that seem obscene." she blushed while holding the magazine out.
"Oh? That? Well unfortunately those are lies, none of us have slept with little Izuku." 'Yet~'
That made Izuku and a few others sigh in relief, with Midnight taking it.
"I'll go visit the company that printed this and make it clear that they need to get their facts straight." She said as she shook her head. "That magazine is famous for embellishing the truth in order to sell more magazines, take everything you read in it with a grain of salt."
'Thank you Midnight.' Thought Izuku with relief.
"Oh, and Izuku? Make sure to stay behind for our internship later today, ok? I have some new techniques to show you~"
"Y-Yes Midnight." He nodded while noticing the tone that made him blush. 'Oh no, is she going to bring out the chains and leather again?' He thought while Mineta and Kaminari looked at him with jealousy.
'Still lucky.'
(Later)
"Alright, see you guys later!" Izuku called as the last bell rang.
"Have fun~" Called Mina with a chuckle. "Remember to clean up afterwards~"
"I-It's not like that!" He cried back with a large blush.
"G-Good luck Izuku." Spoke Urakara with a blush as she left. 'Relax, it's just some lesson, they wouldn't do that in school, right?'
'Why won't anyone believe me?' He thought with a groan as he turned around and began to make his way to Midnight's office. He gave a knock on it.
"Come in." She called as Izuku opened the door and spotted her sitting on the desk with a grin. "Ah, Izuku, good to see you."
"Of course, I'd hate to be late." He said quickly, remembering what she had done last time he was late.
"Good, being on time is an important thing for a hero, never forget that." She said with a smile.
"So what am I going to learn today?" He asked while she got off the desk.
"I am going to teach you a new restrainment technique that's one of my personal favorites~" She chuckled with a grin, making him gulp nervously.
'Oh no.' He steeled himself. "Whatever it is, I'll learn it in and out no problem."
"Good, good, now this one a bit complex, it requires several leather straps and a lot of rope." She chuckled as she pulled said materiales out from behind her desk. "Remember, the more you struggle the more tighter it'll feel."
"G-Got it, but if it requires so much material isn't it a bit impractical to use on villains?" He asked as she began to approach him with a hungry look in her eyes.
"Of course not, sometimes you need to spend a little bit extra if it means keeping them in place." She said as she grabbed him. "Now hold still~"
(Later)
"And now we tighten this knot and the technique is complete, how do you feel Izuku?"
"Can't...move…" He groaned out with his arms and legs completely restrained. He was on all fours with his elbows and knees holding him up. "Is this for restraining villains who need a lot of movement to use their abilities?" He groaned as Midnight grinned and took a few pictures.
"Of course, they get very squirmish when they're beaten." 'Oh these are gonna be sooo good for later~'
Izuku tried to keep from falling over while feeling another one of the ropes tighten around his legs. "I-If we're done now could you untie me?"
"Not just yet, I have one more rope to use."
"Really? But everything else is ti- wait, you don't need to do that, I don't need a ga-!"
"Relax Izuku-kun, we're almost there." She said as she wrapped the rope around his mouth. "This is to make sure people who use voice based quirks can't be a danger."
'I suppose that makes sense.' He thought as she finished tying the gag before grinning and taking several more pictures.
'Oh god I can feel myself getting wet just seeing him like this!' She thought as she bit her bottom lip. 'I wonder if I should show the girls this...nah.' She thought as she took a few more pictures before putting her phone away. "Alright Izuku, let's untie you now."
'Oh thank god!' He thought as she walked over and started undoing the ropes and belts. He sighed as he stretched out his arms and legs. "Man, I'm always sore after these lessons."
'If I had my chance I'd REALLY make you work up a sweat.' She thought with a grin and blush which Izuku noticed.
"Midnight-san, are you alright?"
"Y-Yes, I'm fine, you can head on home Izuku, I have a lot of work left to do." She said as she shook her head.
Izuku obliged and took his bag as he walked out of the office and swore he heard giggling come from it while getting a shiver up his spine. 'Just keep walking Izuku, just keep walking.' He thought as he shook his head.
(Later)
He now found himself arriving at the courthouse and tugging at his collar. "Alright, just go in there, be honest and tell them what happened, and you'll be out in no time." He said as he walked in the front door and saw several security guards, policemen and pro heroes standing in front of a security check.
"Keep it moving, make sure to take all metallic objects out of your pockets, have your IDs ready." Spoke the officer near a counter as they went through a metal detector one by one.
"Wow, they have a lot of security here." He said in wonder as he made his way forward.
"No the horns are not for decoration, they're part of my body!"
"Apologies Cow Lady." Said the officer with a nod. "Please make your way to the courtroom."
"Your damn right I will, you people hired me after all." She grumbled with a frown. She made her way in with Izuku's eyes widen.
'Cow Lady? I've heard she's been around since when All Might was starting out!' He thought as he craned his neck to see her. 'I thought she was based in America!'
"Next person please."
"It's me, Eraserhead!" Laughed a green haired woman who was most definitely NOT said hero.
"Miss, I'm going to need to confirm your real hero name." Sweatdropped the officer.
"All right, alright, geez, tough crowd, it's me, Ms. Joke!" She smiled with the man jotting it down.
"Alright, please proceed through the metal detector.
"You got it!" She laughed as she walked through only for it to go off.
"Ma'am, please empty your pockets." He sighed as she smiled and began to pull out ridiculous metal items from her pants. "Ma'am, why do you have seven frying pans?"
"Because sometimes you never know when you need a breakfast on the spot, plus they work great on knocking bad guys out!"
"...Fine, just don't hit the judge." He sighed as he shook his head. "Next!"
Miss Joke moved on before the officer saw someone below and had to look down to see Recovery Girl. "Name please."
"I'm Recovery Girl, I'm the nurse over at the school to help the students if they get injured."
'Recovery girl? Why is she here?' Izuku thought in confusion.
"Alright, please follow that guard, the prisoner's attempted crime reached word to some fellow inmates and let's just say they didn't take kindly to his plan."
"Thank you young man." She smiled walking through the metal detector which beeped. "Oh! My bad, I think it's my visor and stethoscope."
"It's fine ma'am, now please move along, next!" He called before groaning. "Not you three again!"
"It's us, the fabulous, the amazing, the perfect Wild, Wild Pussycats!" Smiled the three female members striking their pose as the officer sweatdropped.
"Aren't there four of you, and isn't Miss Ragdoll no longer a member?" He asked, making them suddenly look downcast.
"Tiger's busy taking care of Kota, and she's still a member at heart!"
"That's why we'll be picking up the slack for him in his stay!"
"Alright, just place your metallic objects in the bin and then proceed through the metal detector."
The girls moved over and put various metallic things in the bin while Izuku smiled.
'I can really relax if they're going in there too. I wonder how's Kota been since last time.'
"Next! Ah, Sirius, glad to see you here, filling in for Selkie?"
"Yeah, I hope you don't mind, we got a call about smugglers so I volunteered to fill in for him."
"It's alright, with there being just the one case I doubt there's much to worry about. Please remove any metal objects though if you have any."
"Yes sir." She said with a smile as she did as requested.
"Alright, next!"
Izuku moved to get in line and waited as the other people in front slowly went in. Soon it was his turn and he was quickly moved through before he began to head to the courtroom. Inside he saw not too many sitting in the crowd and went to take a front row seat while seeing the heroes either sitting near the door or standing around difference ways of escape. 'Wow, they're really taking this seriously, I wonder how harshly they'll sentence him?'
It took some time before the judge walked up and took his seat before hitting his gavel down. "Alright, court is now in session. Bailiff, bring the criminal in."
"Yes your honor." Said the bailiff as the doors opened and the short man from before was walked in, now wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and handcuffs. He brought him over to a table and made him sit down before stepping back a little.
"Kashima Ocurio, you have been charged with kidnapping, attempted sexual assault, and assault on a minor, how do you plead?"
"My client would like to plead not guilty due to insanity." Said the man next to him quickly.
"I will keep that in mind." he replied before clearing his throat. "This case is rather different than others, that being the victims will not be able to come in due to various reasons, and as such, the one victim who COULD arrive shall let us hear just what happened. Is Izuku Midoriya here in this courtroom?"
"I'm here." He spoke standing up.
"Please take the stand young man." The judge said as Izuku nodded as Kashima glared at him.
'That damn brat, this is all his fault, he took everything away from me!' He thought as Izuku walked up and sat down before a man walked over with a book.
"Please place your hand here."
"Yes sir." He said as he did as instructed.
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"I do."
The man put the book down and cleared his throat. "Mr. Midoriya, please tell the court in your own words how you came to be a victim of this man."
"Well, I was out getting groceries my mom asked me to get, went down to the usual grocery store and was on my way to get milk, but that's when Mt. Lady busted a hole in the ceiling. I heard her and others inside speaking, and I even tried telling an employee, but he kept saying it was just a raccoon problem even though it was obvious it wasn't. The next thing I know I'm getting tasered and blacked out." He said as the judge nodded and Kashima gritted his teeth. "When I woke up I was tied up and among the other victims who were also tied up in various ways, they told me they were kidnapped and then he appeared."
"Objection!" Spoke Kashima's lawyer. "Are we going to take the word of a young child who blacked out from a supposed taser?"
"Keep in mind that a taser WAS confiscated when the man was arrested." Spoke up the judge with a frown. "It was identified to be a police taster used for people with giantification quirks and invulnerability quirks, it's a miracle this boy was not killed."
"Duly noted." He remarked sitting down with Kashima growling.
"Continue please."
"Right, well, after he appeared he began to monologue about his quirk, how he was going to use it on the female heroes to make them fall for him and then….um...should I continue, it's a bit inappropriate."
"No need. He's already been questioned and we understand how it works." Frowned the judge. "So did he attempt to use it on the women?"
"Well he tried, but it didn't work. Then he got upset and tried testing it on me to see if it was busted or faulty."
"And did it work?"
"I don't know, after he used it on me the police showed up and took him down and freed us." He answered as Kashima glared at him.
"So there was no real physical or mental damage, am I correct?"
"I don't think so, but I think it was because he failed to do anything to them before the police arrived, he sounded like he was waiting until he had successfully used his quirk on them before….doing what he wanted to them."
"I see. You may take your seat." The judge said as Kashima fumed angrily.
'That damn brat, he's going to send me down the river now, you're not getting away with this!'
"Kashima, take the stand."
"Right.." He said darkly as he got up as Izuku started to walk past him. 'I need to strike now or never!'
Izuku felt himself sweat before suddenly finding himself kicked in the side and fell down as Kashima lunged and grabbed at his neck. "Gah!"
"You damn brat, you ruined everything for me, everything!" He cried out in anger. "I'm gonna make you suffer before dying!"
"Stop him!" Cried the judge as the pro heroes jumped to action.
"No, I won't be taken in again, I'm not going to jail!" He yelled before jumping off Izuku and narrowed his eyes. 'This has got to work! It just has to!'
"Mr. Ocurio, please calm down, you are in no position to act out, now return to your seat or else!" The judge yelled.
"Fuck you!" He cried before jumping on Izuku's back as his hands began to glow.
"H-Hey! Get off!" He cried while trying to pull him off.
"No, you ruined my life so I'll ruin yours!" He yelled before letting out a bright beam that hit Izuku, with the female pro heroes who ran over also getting caught up in it. "I'm going to make sure you never get rest, you never have time to yourself, never!" He cried as he began to laugh crazily.
"Order! Order! I will have order!" Banged the judge as two guards got over and wretched the villain off Izuku. "Mr. Ocurio, I have no doubt in my mind that you are sick, twisted, and very much did commit the crimes you have been accused of, I sentence you to life in prison!"
"Go ahead! Do it! But I still got the last laugh!" He laughed before getting dragged out of the courtroom.
"I am sorry about that, is everyone alright?" The judge asked as the heroes and Izuku groaned.
"Oh yes, I'm fine, just seeing dots a little." Spoke Recovery Girl rubbing her eyes.
"I'm fine, but what was that?" Groaned Cow Lady as she shook her head.
"His quirk no doubt, but I feel fine." Remarked Sirius looking herself over.
"Yeah, I feel fine, what about you two?" Asked Pixie-Bob.
"I'm all hunky dorey!" Spoke Ragdoll while waving her hands around while spinning on her heel.
"I'm fine as well." Mandalay responded as she shook her head.
"Well this case is over and done with. If you feel odd or injured, please proceed straight to the hospital." Spoke the judge. "The case is dismissed, I hope you all have a good day."
"I should have seen that coming." Muttered Izuku rubbing his neck.
"Hey, it wasn't your fault kid, no one expected him to do that." Said Cow Lady with a chuckle.
"But it does show you gotta work on your reaction time!" Spoke up Pixie-Bob.
"Yeah, you're a hero in training, you could have easily dispatched him before he caused any harm." Mandalay added.
"Well I was honestly hoping it'd go on without an incident." He remarked with an embarrassed chuckle.
"Well, the past is the past, all I know is I'm getting paid a full days pay for ten minutes of work!" laughed Cow Lady as she wrapped an arm around him. "Thanks for that kid!"
He blushed at the sudden hug and chuckled more with him gulping. 'Oh no, it's like what happened with Mirko-san earlier. Just keep calm and stay cool.'
"Hey, I remember you, you saved Kota from his parents killer awhile back, right?" Mandalay asked as she stepped towards him to get a closer look.
"Yeah, I'm from Class 1-A, we were attacked by those villains while trying to learn from all four of you. Um, well technically three."
"Right, thank you so much for that, you know I think he's your biggest fan now." She chuckled with a smile.
"Big time! He's actually wanting to see you again!" Piped Ragdoll moving right near him and yanked him from Cow Lady before spinning while hugging him. "You and your friends helped out a bunch!"
"I-It was nothing, I-I was just trying to be a hero!" he cried with a blush.
"Nonsense, even some heroes would run in fear, you were amazing, are you doing anything later?" Pixie-Bob asked curiously. "If you want we could take you out to eat as a thank you for all you've done."
"Yeah, we never got to thank you due to the events at the time."
"Really, you don't have to do that, I don't wanna hold you up if you're needed somewhere."
"Don't worry, it's fine, the trial was supposed to take all day so we're free for awhile."
"Well….I do have some time…"
"Great, let's go!"
"Hey, you're in Tsuyu's class, right?" Asked Sirius up quickly.
"Yeah, she's one of my close friends."
"Great mind if I tag along? I kinda wanna hear how she's been doing."
"Well I don't mind." He said with a shrug as he turned to the pussy cats. "Is it ok if she tags along?"
"I don't see a problem with it." Spoke Mandalay.
"The more the merrier!" Ragdoll said with a smile.
"I'll come with, I'm starved." Spoke Cow Lady.
"You girls go on ahead, I have another patient, a strange villain whose quirk turns back time." Recovery Girl said with a smile.
With that Izuku and the women headed out while Izuku feeling a rush of deja vu.
'Huh, why does it feel like I've been in this situation before?' He thought cluelessly. 'It must just be paranoia, I'm just going out with some pros to celebrate the case going well, that's not odd, right?'
As they headed to a restaurant the girls glanced at Izuku and felt an odd feeling in the back of their minds.
'Is it just me or does he look kinda cute?' Thought Ragdoll curiously.
'I wonder if he likes jokes?' Thought Ms. Joke curiously.
'I wonder just how good of a friend he is to Tsuyu?' Thought Sirius.
'Huh, he seems pretty chill and eager to please everyone, not bad.' Thought Cow Lady as she looked him over.
'Maybe we can talk to him about visiting when he has free time.' Thought Pixie-Bob.
'I wonder if his internships have started yet, I wouldn't mind having him around.' Thought Mandalay. 'Plus Kota would be thrilled to see his hero again.'
Eventually they got to a sushi place and got a booth while looking over the menus.
"Wow, they have a lot of good stuff here." Izuku said as he sat between Cow Lady and Sirius.
"Yeah, we like to come here a lot." Smiled Pixie-Bob looking at her menu.
"I dunno, I've never been a fan of this raw fish stuff." Said Cow Lady with a small frown. "I'm always a fan of good old fashion pork."
"I would have thought you would like beef, eh?" Chuckled Ms. Joke.
"Of course, how else do you think I keep my perfect figure?" She asked as she gestured to herself as Izuku chuckled a bit.
"Hey, he gets it!" She cheered with a grin.
"Well it's pretty funny." He admitted before seeing the waiter come over to them.
"Do you know what you'd like to drink or order?"
"I'll have seltzer water and the california roll." Ms. Joke said as she handed the waiter her menu.
"I'll have the deluxe sushi platter meal to share with them." Spoke Ragdoll gesturing to the other pussycats.
"What, no milk?" Grinned Ms. Joke.
"No, because milk and sushi isn't a good mix unfortunately." She sighed in defeat.
"Could I get a the special and some water?" Izuku asked as he handed him his menu.
"Of course, and you ma'am?" He asked Sirius.
"I'll have the special too and a water as well."
"I'll take the beef omelette." Spoke Cow Lady.
"Alright, anything else?" He asked as they shook their head. "Ok, we'll get your orders out soon." He took the menus and walked away.
"So Izuku, have the internships started yet for UA?" Asked Pixie-Bob as he nodded.
"Yeah, right now I'm interning at six agencies."
"Wait...six?" Asked Cow Lady in confusion. "Is that normal in Japan? In the states we usually intern at one."
"Well I guess my case is kinda special." He admitted scratching his cheek. "After the incident with the criminal you saw at the courtroom the girls I was trapped with each wanted me as their intern and in the end they made a deal where I intern with each of them one day of the week."
"Wait, really?" asked Sirius. "What about the seventh day, who do you work with then, and how do you learn anything with a schedule like that?"
"You'd be surprised what you can learn in one day and they give me tips on how to train, and on sunday I usually rest." He answered before holding up his fingers. "There's Mirko, Ryukyu, Bubble Girl who works with Sir Nighteye, Midnight, Mt. Lady, and Uwabami."
"Huh, that's pretty impressive kid...hey, you have sunday free, right? Any interest in joining another agency?" Ragdoll asked with a grin.
"I don't think I could." He spoke while getting a tired expression. "If I go with too many there might be another fight erupting, and I'm already doing my best to spend my time with all of them."
"Well if you join ours too you could come to us on sunday and keep seeing them, but what do you mean by fight?" Asked Pixie-Bob in confusion.
"When I first started my internship the agencies didn't talk to each other so I was essentially kidnapped, stolen and dragged around in confusion for a few days until things cleared up."
That made the girls blink in surprise with Izuku yawning.
"Tomorrow I go to learn under Mt. Lady." He said as the waiter came with their food.
"Wow, it seems like you got a lot on your plate kid." Said Sirius with a frown. "Wouldn't it be easier to just choose one agency?"
"No, I'm learning a lot this way, and it keeps a fight from breaking out."
"Maybe they should all just kiss and make up." Chuckled Ms. Joke.
"I think they would kill each other before that happened." Said Izuku with a sigh as began to eat his sushi.
"Well, that sucks kid." Said Cow Lady with a shrug. 'Poor guy, sucks he's stuck juggling internships like that.'
"You sound like you could use a break." Remarked Pixie-Bob.
"Yeah, if you keep going at this rate you'll burn yourself out." Mandalay said with a nod.
"You could come visit us for a few days." Smiled Ragdoll munching on sushi rolls using her bare claws.
"I'd love to, but I still have school and the internships to worry about." He sighed while eating his sushi. "Thanks for the thought though."
"Aw come on, just a quick trip?" Whined Ragdoll.
"Sorry, I can't." He said as he shook his head.
"Fine, well if you ever find time our door is always open."
"Same here, you might not be able to intern with Selkie, but I can help teach you a thing or two on my own." Spoke Sirius.
"Yeah, and I'm setting up shop here so feel free to come by anytime." Cow Lady said with a grin.
"And if you ever feel down, I'll get you to crack a smile no prob." spoke Ms. Joke.
"Thanks, I'll try to remember that." He said with a smile as he finished his sushi. "This stuff was pretty good."
"It tastes better with wasabi." Mandalay dipping a roll in it and moved it to her mouth, but squeezed too hard and the roll flew over near the top of her collar and dropped down making her jump. "Oh no!"
"Ah, here, this might help." Said Izuku as he quickly handed her some napkins.
"Thank you." She took them and tried picking the roll out while Cow Lady bit into a piece of her omelette, only for some of it to drop down in between her breasts.
"Augh, what is with this place and messy food?" She groaned as Izuku turned and blushed a bit. "Izuku could you help me out here please?"
"S-Sure, here." He spoke holding out a napkin.
"Thanks." She said with a smile as she began to clean up the omelette before noticing him staring and grinned. "See something you like?"
"S-Sorry, I didn't mean to stare!" He cried as he covered his eyes.
"Don't be bashful, it's normal for boys to like 'em big." She smirked while getting a few frowns from the other girls discreetly. "In fact I'm know as Cow Lady for more than just my horns~"
"Alright, calm down Bessie." Said Ms. Joke with a frown.
"What? A little teasing never hurt anyone." She said as she scooted closer to Izuku. "What, a bit jealous~?"
"No, I just don't wanna have to ask the restaurant for a bucket, otherwise we'll have to worry about those girls getting bigger." She chuckled making the others amused while Cow Lady frowned.
"Hey, I don't do that, I made sure of that, at least I don't look like my hair is made out of moss."
That made Ms. Joke stop smiling and glare with Cow Lady doing the same with Pixie-Bob clearing her throat.
"Hey hey hey, we're here for lunch, not get in each other's faces." She said with a frown. "We're here to have fun, eat good food and celebrate that scumbag going to jail, not bicker like school children."
"She started it." Remarked Cow Lady.
"No, you did milk jugs." She grumbled.
"Well I'm ending it, now just go back to eating."
They grumbled and resumed eating while Ragdoll saw Izuku finished his sushi and looked at her own platter before getting a sneaky idea.
"Hey Izuku, you finished your sushi, right?" She asked, getting his attention.
"Yeah, it was really good, why?"
"Here, you can have some of mine, just say ah." She said as she held up a piece with her chopsticks.
"Um...ok, aaaaaah." He said as he opened his mouth.
The girls watched this silently as Ragdoll fed him the roll before feeling irked.
"Hey, Izuku, here, try this." Said Pixie-Bob with a frown as she held up a piece of sushi..
"Are you sure?" He asked while eating the roll in his mouth.
"No, you should eat mine, the special is amazing." Said Sirius as she moved a piece near him.
"No way, the omelette is much better."
"No mine, it's so good you'll explode with flavor." Spoke Ms. Joke.
"No, mine is much better." Interjected Mandalay.
Izuku swallowed the roll and felt nervous with all their attention on him. "Really, you don't need to do that."
"We insist!" They all said at once as they tried to shove their piece into his mouth at once. Izuku reeled back with them sharing a glare at each other. 'What's going on with them?'
(Later)
"Um, you all really didn't have to walk me home, really." He said as they shook their heads.
"We wanted to just in case that nut job might try and come over." Spoke Sirius. "With villains like that they're persistent all the way."
"And we can't be confident until he's in jail, maybe we should spend the night?" Suggested Ragdoll.
"That's alright, even if he somehow gets out I'll be ok." He smiled. "He caught me off guard in the room, but after all the work I've been through, I know I can be ready next time."
"Well, if you're sure…" Said Cow Lady hesitantly.
"I am, thanks though." He said with a smile as they began to reach his house. "Maybe I'll get a chance to help you if there's a big criminal on the loose."
"Yeah, well, we'll see you later." Said Ms. Joke with a smile. 'I can guarantee it!'
He waved as they left before going inside. 'That was really fun.' He thought with a smile. 'They were a bit odd during dinner, but other than that it was fun.'
As this went on, several women around town suddenly felt annoyed for some reason.
'Why do I feel pissed off?' Mt. Lady thought as she turned on the tv to see the news covering the trial. She grinned as she saw Izuku confessing what happened but her eyes widened in horror as Kashima jumped on him. "Oh that sneaky bastard! If I was there I would have squashed him for trying that." She growled before seeing him use his quirk on Izuku and groaned as the beams hit the female heroes. "Oh come on!"
She grabbed her phone and started dialing in a number. She waited as it rang before a groggy voice answered it.
"Ugh, what is it Mt. Lady, it's too late for this shit."
"We have a problem that concerns Izuku."
"What? What kind of problem? Is he hurt?"
"No, that tiny bastard used his power on Izuku, we have more rivals, we need to get the alliance together."
"What?! More? And I thought worrying about you sitting on him with your fat ass was the scariest thing." They grumbled.
'Hey, at least I'm not tying him up like a weird bondage fetishist, just call the others and get over here." She snapped before ending the call and looked down at her rear with a smirk. "She's just jealous it's better than hers."
(Later)
"What?! More rivals?! This is bullshit!"
"It's quite the problem." Nodded Ryukyu.
"We should have been there, it would have saved us all this trouble." Grumbled Bubble Girl.
"How many are we talking?" Asked Uwabami. "Like two, three?"
"Um… from the looks of it six." Said Mt. Lady, making them all groan.
"Oh great, just perfect." Frowned Midnight. "Trying to work with each other was hard enough, now we've got six more girls lusting after Izuku?"
"Well, on the upside we have this alliance thing, maybe we can bring them into the fold before shit goes south?" Suggested Bubble Girl.
"Or we make it clear he's ours and knock them around." Spoke Mirko.
"Yeah, because that worked so well when we tried it." Said Ryukyu with a frown.
"Well we saw each other coming, not these bitches."
"Well if that power affects them even a fraction of what it did to us we can't just ignore them for long, right?" Said Uwabami with a frown. "How long until THEY'RE the ones trying to cut into our time or even butt in it just to stick with him?"
"Or how long until they approach Nezu to ask about internships? What if they make a case that having him intern with them is better than us?" Said Midnight, making them all frown. "If we get them into our group and agree to share him, then it'd be better than going to all out war with them."
"Yeah, but how would sharing with them even work, our schedule would go to shit! Even if three of them are one group there's still four agencies, either way our Izuku time is reduced."
All of them went silent to try and ponder a solution.
"What if… we bring them in, but tell them that making him join another agency might harm his progress?" Suggested Bubble Girl.
"Would you have bought that excuse?" Asked Mirko as she raised an eyebrow.
"...maybe?"
"What are we gonna do? The longer we try to figure out what to do the more time they have to screw with our plans." Groaned Midnight.
"Well, maybe we can meet with them tomorrow and straighten things out?" Ryukyu suggested. "We could call them now before it gets too late."
"That sounds like a good plan." Mt. Lady said as she pulled out her phone and began to dial up one of the numbers. "I'll call Ragdoll."
"We'll call the rest." Sighed Midnight. "But if they don't join, it's gonna get messy."
"No shit." Mt. Lady muttered as the phone began to ring as the others started to dial numerous numbers.
One of the calls picked up. "Yes hello?"
"Hello, we need to talk about Izuku, meet us at Mt. Lady's hero agency in an hour."
"Who is this?"
"A member of the Alliance of Amazons, just come or leave Izuku alone." She replied before ending the call. "Well, I'm pretty sure that was ominous enough to get her attention." She said as the others repeated the same line before hanging up as well. "And now we wait."
(Later)
"Wait, what are you all doing here?" Asked Cow Lady.
"I got a weird call telling me to come here, why, did you get one too?" Asked Sirius in confusion.
"Same here, someone telling me they were a member of the Alliance of Amazons or something." Ms. Joke said with a frown. "They said something about come or forget about Izuku."
"Same, we all got one at the same time." Said Malanday with a frown.
"Do we go inside? It seems kinda suspicious." Spoke Ragdoll.
"It is a pro hero agency, if anything happens then heroes will come flocking here so it can't be that dangerous." Said Pixie-Bob as she made her way to the entrance. "Hey, open up, we're here about the Alliance of Amazons!"
The door opened to show Mt. Lady with a frown. "Did all of you come?"
"Looks like it, so you're the alliance of amazons?" She asked sceptically.
"I'm one of them, now get inside, all of you." She said quickly. "All will be explained upstairs."
'This seems super sketchy.' Thought Cow Lady with a frown as she and the others walked inside. She heard her close and lock the door and raised an eyebrow. 'Definitely sketchy.'
"Come on, the others are waiting upstairs." Mt. Lady said as she began to take them up the stairs.
The girls followed her while staying on guard just in case.
'This is really weird, are they really heroes or are these villains masquerading as them?' Thought Sirius as they reached Mt. Lady's apartment and saw several other female heroes inside. "Ok, what is going on, why do you want to talk about Izuku?"
"It's pretty damn obvious." Scoffed Mirko.
"Look, we'll cut to the chase, you all got hit by the villains quirk and now you like Izuku too, right?"
"Huh? What do you mean?" Asked Sirius. "If you're talking about that scumbag that tried to kill him in the courthouse, yeah we got hit by his quirk, but it didn't do anything."
"Yeah, you think that now, but tell me have you spent time with Izuku since then, did you do stuff you normally wouldn't do?" Asked Midnight with a sigh. "Trust us, we know, we've been there."
"The only thing we did was get some food, what's wrong with that?" Asked Cow Lady.
"Really, was that all you did, no teasing, feeling annoyed when he showed more attention to one of the other girls?" Asked Bubble Girl as they began to think.
"Well SOMEONE sure seemed to be." Remarked Mandalay looking at Cow Lady.
"I knew it, well we feel the same and in order to save us all a lot of trouble, annoyance and so on we need to work out a deal of some sort." Said Midnight, catching their attention.
"A deal? What kind?" Asked Ms. Joke.
"Well, as you know Izuku is interning with us and we don't want that disrupted, so is there any chance we could convince you to forget about him?" Asked Uwabami.
"Hey, we were just having lunch with him, and walked him home, that's it." Frowned Sirius.
"Really, then you have no feelings whatsoever for him?" Asked Ryukyu curiously.
"Well...he IS kinda cute." Admitted Cow Lady.
"It is kind of cute how he blushes and stutters when he gets embarrassed." Chuckled Pixie-Bob.
"And he's great with kids." Smiled Mandalay.
"Plus he's nice and isn't a creep, so that's a big plus." Added Sirius.
"And he's adorable!" Beamed Ragdoll.
"He can bring a grin to my face plus he laughs at my jokes." Chuckles Ms. Joke.
"I knew it! You are all falling for him!" Accused Mirko.
"N-No we're not!" Blushed Cow Lady.
"Yes you are, and that's why you're here, we like him too." Midnight said with a frown. "Now are you going to keep denying it or can we actually make some progress here?"
The six women looked at each other before Sirius raised a finger. "Give us a moment."
"Of course." She said with a nod. 'Alright, once they come to terms with their feelings we can finally figure out what to do with them.'
"What the hell, do we actually have feelings for him?" Whispered Cow Lady in disbelief.
"I don't know, it sounds far fetched." Whispered Mandalay.
"Well, not all that crazy, obviously this must have happened to them, and they did tell us that guys quirk was based on lust and love before the trial…" Pixie-Bob said uncertainly.
"Which begs the question how they're relaxed about it. I'd be trying to figure out a solution." Remarked Ragdoll.
"Well, maybe they actually like Izuku, I mean there's definitely worse people to be close to, right?" Ms. Joke said with a small chuckle.
"But we don't know him all that well, at least not yet." Pointed out Pixie-Bob.
"Well… that can easily change, right?" Said Sirius with a small blush. "He was pretty pleasant to be around earlier."
"Yeah, plus imagine what he'll look like when he's an adult." Grinned Cow Lady.
"Well… Kota really likes him and would be over the moon to have him around more…" Mandalay said with a small smile.
"Plus he could be the new Pussycat!" Cheered Ragdoll. "Tiger would be so happy to have another guy in the team!"
"Hey, don't go claiming him already." Said Ms. Joke with a frown.
"Wait, I just realized something." spoke Sirius before turning to the other heroes. "Just out of curiosity, but how have you been able to keep from…."
"Jumping his bones?" Asked Mirko bluntly.
"Yeah, that.."
"Well to answer your question we haven't yet, and for the record innocent little Izuku hasn't figured out we like him yet."
"Of course SOMEONE here always comes very close to it." Remarked Uwabami as the women all turned to Midnight who huffed.
"Oh don't act like that miss 'I'll just have him try on a speedo'."
"Hey! That was a private conversation!"
"Yeah, I guess so, I mean it's obviously private if it's on a goddamn billboard!" Midnight snapped back as they both glared at each other.
"Damn, I better find it." Muttered Cow Lady before Sirius nudged her with a blush.
"As I was saying, how have you all been able to keep people from discovering?"
"Simple, a little bit of money here, make sure not to do anything TOO public, and we made sure he's our intern." Said Ryukyu as the others nodded.
"So, do you all have your time to consider what we said or will there be an issue?" Asked Midnight.
"Well it depends, let's say hypothetically we DO like him, then what happens, we can't just make him our intern seeing how he's already interning for you six." Said Ms. Joke seriously. "What will happen to us if we join this alliance, will we get equal time with him too?"
"Well there might be a way to make it fair." Spoke Ryukyu. "Either rotating out time to spend with him on sunday, or set up each of you hanging out with you on the same days he interns with us after we're done for the day."
"Even then we might be pushing it, four new internships all at once? Nezu might bend the rules a lot but he might not go along with it." Cow Lady said as she crossed her arms.
"She didn't say as internships." Spoke Mt. Lady. "She means having one of you for each day there to spend time with him after the woman of that day is done teaching him. Take me for instance, after I'm done teaching him, then one of you would be there waiting and willing to spend time with him to help him unwind."
"That might work…" Hummed Ragdoll as she scratched her chin. "Plus we can drop by and see him whenever we want, no rule against that, right?"
"If it's while we're in the middle of teaching him, then that's a no go. Only afterwards." Said Bubble Girl with a frown.
"Well, I'm sure we can work something out, so is that all?" Asked Cow Lady as she began to grin.
"Well not yet." Spoke Uwabami with a smile. "We need to make sure you're official members. Luckily I have some paperwork you can sign and you'll be part of the Alliance of Amazons."
"Ugh, paperwork?" Groaned Ms. Joke as said woman pulled out several thick stacks of paper. "We have to read all that?!"
"You don't have to, we just need your signatures on the last line and that'll be it."
"Really? Do you think we're idiots?" Asked Pixie-Bob with a frown. "We're not signing until we read it, with a contract that thick there has to be secret rules, loopholes and what not scattered throughout it!"
"It's fine, trust us, it's a contract we all had to sign, see, our names are already on there." Midnight said with a smile. "Plus if there's a secret rule we haven't found it yet."
"Then you won't mind if WE look it over."
"Not at all, as long as it doesn't leave this room."
The girls all grabbed the contracts and started reading them over while the six members waited.
'Did Uwabami hide anything in them? It's been awhile since I read it.' Thought Mt. Lady as Cow Lady frowned.
"Hey, it says here that if we tell anyone about what you six like, you have the authority to sues us!"
"Well of course, if you try to take us down we'll take you down." Said Uwabami with a smile.
"Wait, we can't tell Izuku how we feel?" Asked Ragdoll in confusion.
"Of course not, if you did then that'd be an unfair advantage for us." Frowned Midnight. "What do you think the press and public would say if we had done that in the first place?"
"Despite how amazing Izuku is he is still relatively young and we'd like to avoid a scandal as much as possible."
"Fair point." Remarked Sirius while turning a page. "We can't disrupt him at school? Isn't Midnight his teacher, how is that fair?"
"Because I don't disrupt his work. At school I strictly stay as his teacher, except for after it, in which case I take over for his internship." She chuckled as she got a small nosebleed.
"Ok…. anything else we need to know off the bat?"
"Yes, trying to sneak a peck from him without telling us will result in punishment." Spoke Mt. Lady with a smirk.
"Aw what?! What kind of punishment?" Groaned Cow Lady.
"One done by me~" spoke Midnight while slapping her whip in her other hand with a dark look in her face.
"...ok, so no kissing, anything we can do?"
"Anything else that doesn't involve touching his mini Izuku or that breaks the other rules."
"Fine, I'll sign." Said Sirius as she quickly signed her name.
"Me too." Spoke Pixie-Bob.
"Ditto." Said Ragdoll as she and Mandalay signed as well.
"I'm in." Smiled Ms. Joke jotting down her name.
"...I might as well sign, no use going against all of you." Sighed Cow Lady. She put down her name next before Midnight clapped her hands.
"Then on behalf of the group, we welcome you to the Alliance of Amazons."
"Great, now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go back to sleep." Yawned Mt. Lady. "Now get out of my apartment please."
"Wait, we didn't decide who goes on what day." Spoke Sirius.
"Ugh, fine, pussycats can be monday through wednesday and work out who among themselves, thursday is Cow Lady, friday Sirius and saturday Ms. Joke, Sunday is his rest day and also a free day to go nuts, first come first serve."
With that the women all went their separate ways with the new members contemplating what to do on their days.
'I wonder if Izuku would be interested in a rodeo, I can teach him how to stay on a cow~'
(Later)
Izuku sighed as he just got done at Mt. Lady's apartment where he had given said woman a back rub to explain a massage always feels good when waiting for crime, but it made him blush since she made some sounds that showed he may have been TOO good.
'I think she's running out of things to show me to do when waiting for crime.' He thought as he began to walk home.
"Hey, Izuku!"
He turned before finding Cow Lady running over with a smile. "Oh! Hi there Cow Lady, what are you doing here?"
"I set up an agency a few blocks away, what are you doing here?" She asked, faking ignorance.
"I just got done for the day with Mt. Lady."
"Really, so you're free then, right?"
"Well yeah, for a few hou-whoa!" He cried as she grabbed his arm with a grin.
"Great, then let's go, I could use your help."
"Help? With what?" He asked with a blush while her breasts were near his arm. 'W-W-Why is she holding me so close? This is like with Mt. Lady all over again!'
"I could really use some help finding a good place to eat, plus my back has been killing me, sometimes having girls these size is kind of a curse." She chuckled as she pointed at her breasts, making him blush even more. "You got time to help a damsel in distress?"
"U-Uh...s-sure, I can help." He gulped tugging at his collar while looking away.
"Aw, thanks, you're my hero!" She cooed as she pulled him into a hig, planting his face between her breasts as he cried out in embarrassment.
'It's like a repeat of what happened!' Je thought while turning bright red as Cow Lady smiled.
"So, where to?"
He let out a muffled reply while raising a shaking finger down the road.
"Alright, let's go!" She called as she began to race down the road, still holding him in the hug, much to his embarrassment.
'S-S-S-So soft!'
(Later)
"So this is the place?" She asked as she looked around a western style restaurant modeled to look like the old west. "Not bad, you got good taste Izuku."
"T-T-T-Thanks." He gulped while shaking lightly while stunned. 'She really held my face there the entire time!'
"Alright, let's sit down to ea- whoa, they have a mechanical bull here?" She asked with a grin as she spotted said ride in the corner.
"Huh? What's that?" He asked, snapping out of his stupor.
"It's a metal bull that you get on, it's made to simulate being in a rodeo, the goal is to stay on as long as possible before you get bucked off." She said with a grin as he looked to see a saddle on a 'bull's' body with no head on it. "Wanna try it, or would you like to try the real thing~?"
"N-No thanks, I'd probably fall right off." He held his hands up while not noticing the subtle tone.
"Aw, mind if I try after we order some food?" She asked with a grin as he nodded. "Great, back home I had plenty of time to practice."
"Excuse me, are you two here to order some food?" Asked one waiter who was dressed similarly to Cow Lady.
"Yep, do you have any good burgers here?"
"Of course, we have an extended list of some of the best combination burgers in all of Japan."
"Great, give me the biggest, juiciest one you got, what about you Izuku?"
"N-Nothing for me, moms making dinner soon."
"Alright, but you're missing out on something good." She said with a shrug. "Alright Izuku, make sure to watch me, you're gonna see a pro!" She called as she made her way onto the bull. "Alright, hit it!"
The persona t the controls nodded and turned it on before the bull twitched and began to rotate around while going up and down with Cow Lady grabbing the saddle. "Alright, let's go!" She called as it began to buck.
'Huh, it doesn't look that hard.' He thought as he watched her before he began to notice her breasts moving up and down with every buck. He blushed and tried looking away as she cheered.
"Yahoo! This is pretty good! Crank it up!" She called as the man nodded and did just that, making the bull buck harder and harder. "Whooo! I feel like I'm back in texas!"
'Don't turn your head Izuku, don't even peak!' He thought with a blush as he tried not to stare at her.
"Come on Izuku, you're not even watching!" She called as she noticed before the bull gave a particularly hard buck and caused one of her large melons to break free from her top. "Woah!"
Izuku turned and popped a nosebleed seeing the bare breast, which happened to any other guys who turned with Cow Lady cursing and trying to slip it back in.
"God damn top, ah knew I should have done that top button!" She cried before seeing Izuku's nose bleed and grinned. 'At least it wasn't all bad~'
Izuku turned his head like a whip cracking and tried covering his nose with a napkin. 'B-B-B-B-Bare breast!'
"Izuku, you ok?" She called as she let herself get bucked off as she fixed her wardrobe malfunction.
"H-HAI!" He spoke while standing at attention as she walked over and took her seat. "J-Just fine."
"Alright, glad to hear, sorry about that, that sometimes happen when you get on the bull." She chuckled as he nodded quickly. "Well, either way that was fun, we'll have to try it again later." She said as he blushed, imagining that happening again. "Y'know, they're still building my agency, I wonder if I could get them to put one in?"
"I-It wouldn't be so far fetched, Ryukyu-san's agency kind of looks like a castle."
"Oh? Well that fits her." She remarked bluntly before getting an idea. "I guess that means you're her own personal knight in shining armor huh?" She teased.
"W-What? No, not really, I swear!" He cried with a blush. "When I intern with her she helps me learn about paperwork and interacting with the community, but she doesn't like it when I leave her office as the top floor of the agency though."
'So you're more like the prince she kidnapped and is keeping in the tallest tower.' She thought with a sweatdrop. "I never pictured her as the one dealing with boring paperwork."
"Well she says it's a necessity, plus it makes her life easier in the long run, she's very particular about everything being done on time." He said as Cow Lady's burger arrived. "Plus it means she has more freedom with the police and the political system, for some reason a lot of heroes don't do most of their paperwork on time so she's earned a lot of favors that way."
"Lucky." She remarked before picking the burger up and bit into it. "I wouldn't mind getting some favors, maybe I could even get one to get a big vacation."
"Well, maybe you still can, since your new to japan you can make a really good first impression?" He suggested as she smiled.
"Huh, I guess you're right." She said as she looked at him with a grin.
(Later)
"Thanks for showing me that place, their burgers were pretty good, but nothing like the kind I've had home." Said Cow Lady as she walked back to her agency with Izuku.
"N-No problem, but did you really have to ride the bull again?" He asked with a blush.
"Yeah, I had to show it who was boss! Now about that back rub you promised~?"
"Oh right, I honestly forgot." He admitted with a cough. 'I honestly didn't recall after-NOPE! No! Don't think about it!'
"I think we could do it in one of my completed rooms if you want, nice, secure and away from prying eyes, what do you say~?" She hummed as she pulled him closer.
"Hey, Izuku, there you are!" Called a familiar voice as he looked up to see Mirko jumping off a roof towards them.
"Oh, hello Mirko." He greeted. "What brings you around here?"
"Oh nothing much, I was just on patrol and saw you here with...is this your new friend?" She asked with a frown while feigning ignorance as she noticed Cow Lady who was holding Izuku possessively.
"That's right, the name's Cow Lady." She smiled. "I met Izuku here just the other day and wanted to make sure he got home safely."
"Well isn't that nice, how about I walk with you two, it can get pretty dangerous out here."
"No need, he's got plenty of protection with me."She said as she pulled him closer, accidentally pushing his head against her breasts.
"W-Weren't we going back to your agency for a back massage?" He stammered nervously as he tried to ignore the two orbs pressing against his head.
"Massage?" Mirko felt her eye twitch with Cow lady chuckling.
"Oh you must have heard me wrong sweet Izuku, we need to get you home, remember?"
"Huh? A-Are you sure?" He asked in confusion.
"Yes, come on, let's get you home." She said as she began to lead him away as Mirko began to follow. 'Damn rabbit, now I'll have to forgo the massage so she leaves us alone!'
'Sneaky cow bitch. You're not gonna get one under us.' Thought Mirko while the three followed the road before reaching Izuku's house.
"Well, here we are, have a good night Izuku." She said with a strained smile as he nodded.
"Ok, it was fun hanging out, see you later Cow Lady, and see you later Mirko!" He called with a smile which made their hearts skip a beat before he began to head inside.
'Oh god is that adorable.' Thought the rabbit hero licking her lips. 'The day we get the go ahead I'm riding him ragged!'
'So pure, so perfect, too good for this world!' Thought Cow Lady as she gulped. 'Oh I want him, I want him now!'
"Alright, your time's over." Spoke Mirko shaking her head. "Now you gotta wait a week."
"Oh come on, you fucking interrupted my time, and what about you, I don't remember it being your day bitch!"
"Hey I didn't do a thing! I was really going across roofs before spotting you two!" She snapped back. "Ever heard of a coincidence or are you so full of meat you can't get any oxygen to that thick head of yours?"
"Oh you bitch, if it was such a coincidence why did you stick around and made sure I took him home, huh? How would you like it if I 'accidentally' ran into you two while on patrol and butted in, huh?"
"I was making sure you didn't get any big ideas. After all, you sure seemed eager to have him cup those fun bags of yours."
"What, jealous he wasn't cupping yours? If you must know he was going to give me a back massage to help with some back pain." She huffed. "I like my girls, but that doesn't mean they're always good on me."
"Just stick to your day like we talked about, or else."
"Well what if I don't, and what if I tell the others that you butted in, then what?"
"Go right ahead, I'll take their shit easy, I just wanna make sure you don't get any ideas to give out your milk to Izuku."
"Hey, I don't do that anymore, I made fucking sure of that after the incident." She growled with a faint blush. 'Stupid villain, how was I supposed to know he was stationed at a dairy farm?'
"Look, just keep your hands off him, or else." She growled before she began to hop away.
Cow Lady flipped her the bird before turning to Izuku's house and blew it a kiss and went on her own way away.
(Timeskip)
Izuku panted as he and Bubble Girl watched the officers take away a group of thugs they ran into while on patrol. "Whew… they were tough, huh?" He panted as she nodded.
"Yeah, good thing they didn't have any quirk enhancers on them or we would have been in trouble, you ok Izuku?"
"Yeah, just a bit winded." He nodded while sitting down. "Are you ok though? I was worried when you started getting swarmed by them."
"Yeah, luckily I could make some knockout bubbles before they could do any real damage." She smiled while sitting down next to him. "Thanks though, you knocked a lot of them silly."
"Yeah, the trainings really helped, plus I was actually able to use some of the techniques Midnight showed me to subdue and restrain them." he smiled with Bubble Girl sweat dropping.
'I hope those thugs don't get the wrong idea, some of those techniques are...risque.' She thought as she looked at some of them which were tied up in slightly… obscene positions. 'What is Midnight doing to him during their internship?!'
"So is there anything else we should look at?" Asked Izuku.
"No, after this we need to go report to Sir Nighteye immediately." She said as he nodded. "Also, remember to add a joke or two or he'll put you in the tickle torture machine."
"Right, I've been working on my jokes." he nodded while gulping recalling the last time he failed to crack a joke. That was when he kept in mind not to drink any soda before coming to the office.
"Alright, I hope for your sake he likes them." She sighed as they began to make their way back to the agency.
"Same here." He muttered nervously. As they made their way to the agency he noticed that Bubble Girl was slowly moving closer to him as they walked.
'Come on, you can do this. You've been psyching yourself up all week, just reach down and grab his hand!' She thought as she stared down at it as her face began to heat up. 'Come on, you can do it!'
"Bubble Girl?"
"Y-Yes?" She asked as she looked at him quickly. 'Oh no, was I being to forward, did I mess it up?!'
"Are you ok? You're looking a little purple." He said in concern. "Should we be worried?"
'What does he mean pu- oh god, am I blushing?!' She thought turning more red under her visor. "Y-Yes! J-Just ok!"
"Are you sure, you could be getting sick, or maybe one of those villains had a secret quirk?" He asked as he got a bit closer and tried to take her visor off to he could take her temperature.
'Oh god, his face is getting closer!' She thought as her face heated up even more as he got her visor off before pressing his forehead against hers. 'Oh god! I-If I leaned forward, we'd be k-k-k-k-kissing!' She thought as her face heated up some more. 'I-It wouldn't be my fault if it happened, I-I would have just twitched at the wrong time, right?'
"Hmm, it doesn't feel like a fever." He said as cocked his head curiously before pulling away. "Do you need to lie down for a bit?"
"Uh...sure." She replied while feeling dejected. 'I should have acted faster, if I keep being this shy I'll never win him over, those bitches will snap him up before I know what's happened.'
Eventually they reached back to the office where Sir Nighteye was.
"Sir, the patrol is completed, though we did run into a midlevel group of villains near the end, we took care of them and with my bubbles, you could say we washed them all away." Joked Bubble Girl with a smile as the man looked at them serious and didn't seem to crack a smile.
"Good, and what about you Midoriya, would you like to chime in?" He asked with a frown.
"Oh, uh, right, well we took care of the villains like she said, and we uh, took out the trash?" He gulped seeing Sir Nighteye adjust his glasses.
"I see...Midoriya come with me, it seems that just a day is not enough time for you to learn the true meaning of humor as a hero, I'm starting to think you coming here won't do you any good." He said as Izuku gulped.
'Not the tickle torture machine again!'
'This isn't good, this is the fifth week in a row Izuku's been put in the tickle torture machine, if this keeps up Sir Nighteye might just drop him as an intern, he never liked the fact that Izuku had to split up his time and only come once a week!' Thought Bubble Girl in panic. 'I can't let that happen, I can't!'
"So here's a test, make me laugh in one minute or your fired."
"Y-Yes sir!" Spoke Izuku before Sir Nighteye timed his watch. 'Come on Deku, think of a gut buster!'
"Your minute starts now." He said as Izuku racked his brain.
"Uh...oh! I got it!" 'Please forgive me Mt. Lady.' "What do you call something big, purple, and causes traffic jams?"
"What?" Asked Sir Nighteye as he cocked an eye.
"Mt. Lady saving the day!"
"...heh, not bad." He said with a small chuckle.
'H-He liked it? Yes! Izuku gets to stay!' Thought Bubble Girl with Izuku sighing in relief.
'Sorry for that Mt. Lady.' He thought as Sir Nighteye stood up.
"There might be some hope for you yet Midoriya, feel free to take the day off, your work is done for now. Bubble Girl, you on the other hand need to learn the true sense of humor so you can teach him humor, you know what that means." He said as he pointed to the tickle torture machine.
"Eh?!" She spoke before finding herself lead over while paling. "W-Wait! I have another joke!"
"No, you must learn real humor, Midoriya's struggles come from your lacking seeing how he spends his internship here with you." He replied before putting her in the machine and strapped her in with the girl gulping.
"Izuku help!"
"Uh, maybe next time." He sweatdropped before Sir Nighteye turned it on. 'I better get out of here before he changes his mind!' He thought before running towards the door.
"No, Izuku, he- ahahahahaha,s-stop it!" She cried as he left the building.
"Sorry Bubble Girl, but it's everyone for themselves when it come to THAT." He spoke leaving the agency while praying for her and went down the street.
"Oh, Izuku, over here!" Called Ms. Joke with a smile as she exited a convenience store. "Fancy seeing you here, what are you doing?"
"Oh! Well I was just getting done at my internship with Sir Nighteye for the day."
"So you're free then, huh?" She asked with a grin.
"Yeah, I guess I am."
"Great! Wanna hang out?"
"Um, su-"
"Great! Here, take these, we're gonna go egg Eraserhead!" She said before shoving six cartons of eggs into his arms.
"Wait what?" He looked at her like she was crazy. "We can't do that!"
"Of course we can, it'll be hilarious, plus I already bought the eggs so I gotta use them somehow, right?" She remarked before pushing her down the road as he followed.
"B-But if he finds out what I did I'll get in trouble!"
"Don't worry, he won't find out, trust me." She said with a giggle. "If the news is right he and Present Mike should be coming this way soon, so we gotta get ready!"
"What?! N-N-No way! I can't do it!" Spoke Izuku shaking his head.
"Aw, really? I could really use a helper, if we don't egg them what do we do with these eggs?" She groaned in confusion.
"Eat them?"
"But I can't cook!"
"It's not that hard really." He sweatdropped.
"Then if we're not gonna egg Aizawa then you're gonna show me how to cook!" She declared with a grin.
"Well I-"
"It's been decided, let's go, I have an apartment nearby!" She declared as she began to shove him towards a large apartment building.
'Well at least I won't get in trouble for teaching her how to make eggs.' He thought with a sigh.
(Later)
"Here we are, home sweet home!" She called as she led him into the massive apartment to show what looked like a room out of a funhouse with brightly colored and odd shaped furniture, oddly painted walls and doors three feet off the ground!
"Uh...wow." He said as he looked around in a mixture of amazement in confusion. "It's...unique."
"Yeah, I always wanted a place like this so when I became a pro I made it a reality! Come on, the kitchen is this way." She spoke leading him to the kitchen which seemed normal enough and put the eggs down. "So, how do we make eggs?"
"Well, we could do them scrambled, boiled, fried, poached, omelettes, we have enough eggs here to try some of everything." He said as she grinned.
"Great, lets try scrambled!"
"Alright, that's easy." he replied before rolling his sleeves up and started washing his hands. "Can you get out a frying pan and a spatula?"
"Sure, one second." She said with a grin as a plan began to form in her head.
(Later)
"Alright, and as long as you keep doing this to the eggs as they cook, it'll scramble them all up."
"Alright, sounds good!" She said with a smile as she moved the spatula through the runny eggs. "How do I know when they're done?"
"Well when they start to look more solid and less clear then that's when they're usually done cooking, see?" He said as he gestured to his own pan of fully cooked scrambled eggs.
"Oh! I think mine is just about there." She said as she watched them start to finish cooking. 'Alright, now it's time for some fun~' She moved the pan off the surface before backing up and 'accidentally' tripped, causing the eggs to go flying into the air. "Woah!"
"Woa, Ms. Joke, are you ok?" He asked as he turned to her only to see her covered in scrambled eggs.
"Heh, sorry, I tripped, I guess I have egg on my face, huh?" She joked with Izuku smiling.
"Yeah, but are you sure? Isn't that hot?"
"Well they are a bit hot, could you help me out here and eat them?"
"...huh?" He responded, unsure he heard right.
"Come on, they taste fine, come help me eat them." She said as she picked a piece of her face and plopped it in her mouth. "Mmmm, just need some bacon and I'll be a walking breakfast." She chuckled.
"I-I can't eat them off of you, that would be weird!" He blushed with his hands up. "W-Why don't I grab you a towel?"
"Aw come on, are you chicken?" She teased with a grin. "Come on, help me clean up and eat them, please?"
"R-Really, you can get it off no problem." He gulped.
"Aw, please, just one bite? I really want your opinion on how they taste." She urged walking towards him. "If you need some milk to wash it down I'll get it for you."
"I-I really don't think that's necessary!" He cried as his blush grew.
"Aw come on, what if I let you eat them off my girls?" She asked with a grin as she scraped the eggs onto her breasts.
Izuku turned bright red with his mouth going slack. "N-N-N-N-Nani?!"
"What? Are you saying they're not good enough to eat off of? H-How cruel Izuku!" She fake cried as he began to freak out.
"No no! It's not that!"
"T-Then you'll try my eggs?" She asked through fake tears.
"I-I...ok, I guess I could try." He relented with a blush while she gave a secretive smirk of victory.
"Alright, now go ahead and eat up~" She hummed as she lightly grabbed his head and began to move his mouth down.
'Oh man oh man oh man oh man! I-I-I'm gonna eat them right off her chest?!' He thought while feeling his heartbeat get louder the closer he got to her chest.
'He is so much fun to tease!' She thought with a smile as he began to hesitantly eat the eggs off her. "And you can lick up any tiny pieces you can't bite."
"T-That might be to much!" He cried as he imagined himself licking her breasts and got a nose bleed.
"Nonsense, you can do it!" She smiled patting him on the head while he tried covering his nose. "Hey, Izuku, marry me!"
"W-What?!" He cried in shock as she laughed.
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding." 'Not~' She chuckled making Izuku feel mentally exhausted. 'Alright, I should lighten up on the teasing before he passes out.'
Izuku forced himself to keep going, mostly so he could get a tissue for his nose before he passed out. "T-There, I ate all the eggs!" He cried as he moved his head back and covered his nose.
"Good, thanks Izuku!"
"N-No problem, I think I'm gonna head home, s-sorry about the blood." he spoke seeing some land on her shirt.
"No problem, I was gonna do laundry anyway." she smiled before reaching the bottom of her shirt and started pulling it up.
"O-Ok bye!" He cried before running to the door as she grinned and kept pulling only to show another shirt under the first one with a big smiley face on it.
"Hehehehe, now THAT's funny!" She laughed with agrin.
(Timeskip)
"I am so sorry Izuku, I didn't mean to give you that many rope burns." Apologized Midnight as she walked Izuku to Recovery Girl's office.
"It's fine, really, ow." He winced rubbing his arm.
"Don't worry, Recovery Girl will heal you right up, heck I bet she'll be thrilled it's not a broken arm, right?" She spoke trying to be positive as they reached the door and opened it for the boy. "Recovery Girl, you have a new patient!" She called as she and Izuku looked inside only for their eyes to widen in shock.
"Oh my, seems like we never seem to go too long without seeing each other." Giggled a young voice as sitting on a chair was a woman with blond hair done up in a bun with two long strands dropping down across the visor while wearing the exact same clothing as Recovery Girl, only her chest strained against the top part with the lower part looking like a miniskirt with the boots fashioned into high heels, along with the fact she was now seven feet tall. "What seems the problem this time?"
"W-Who are you, how did you get into the school?" Asked Midnight as she snapped out of her shock.
"What? Can't you tell Midnight? It's me, Recovery Girl." She smiled with her eyes closed innocently making Izuku and Midnight go wide eyed and drop their jaws to the floor. "I know I look a bit different, but it's still me."
"H-How? And how do we even know you're the real Recovery Girl like you claim?"
"My hero license." She replied pulling it out from her coat pocket. "As for how, well do you remember how I mentioned that villain I had to check up on? Well while I was healing him he tried to deage me out of existence, but luckily for me he greatly underestimated my age and only deaged me fifty years, now I'm back in my prime."
Midnight looked at the license and back at the woman with a raised eyebrow. "If you're really her, then answer this. What was the worst injury I ever came in here for?"
"You came in here your second year due to several large lacerations and a severed jugular due to using a large bullwhip, one of the other students sent a large gale towards you and made your whip go wild and hurt you, that's why you use a smaller one now."
She gasped and stared at the woman. "That's...That's exactly right! Oh my god!"
"I know, I've been getting that a lot." she chuckled. "I've even had some of the students come by and think I'm someone else, the looks on their faces when I told them were priceless. So Midoriya, take a seat on the table and tell me what happened this time."
"O-Ok." He said as he nodded dumbly and sat down. "Well, me and Midnight were practicing restrainment techniques and I'd taken my shirt off since it was so hot so the ropes cut into me and now I have several rope burns."
"Oh dear, those are real nasty." she remarked walking over and leaned down to lightly touch one as he flinched and shook her head before looking at Midnight. "I swear, your generation needs to learn when to hold back sometimes." She said as she shook her head before grinning slyly. "A quick kiss will heal this up nicely, now pucker up~"
"Wait, wh-mph!?" He cried out when her lips met his, making his eyes widen and Midnight hear glass shattering while dropping her whip and was silent.
Recovery Girl held the kiss for a minute before pulling away with a very satisfied grin. "There you go, you should be all healed up now Izuku."
"Ah...ah...ah….ah…." He let out, literally at a lost and turning bright red before falling back on the table with steam coming off his head and looking like he passed out.
"Fufufu, it seems that was a bit to much for him, huh?" commented Recovery Girl before Midnight clenched her hands and felt her shoulders shaking with her hair covering her eyes with her teeth grinding together. "If you want Midnight you can go, I'll make sure to look after him here until he wakes up." She chuckled with a smile.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" She roared running over and started shaking her. "What the actual hell was that?!"
"Whoa whoa whoa, calm down Midnight, I was just using my quirk!" She cried in surprise at the 18+ hero's actions.
"You were kissing Izuku-kun on the LIPS!"
"So? I just thought I could try it somewhere else, why do you care?" She cried in confusion.
"You're a teacher! You can't just kiss a student smack dab on the lips!"
"And a teacher shouldn't be tying a student up in precarious and erotic bondge positions, but you did that to him!" She snapped back, making her freeze. "If anything a simple kiss shouldn't even bother you!"
"Uh...well I…"
"And what did you say? Izuku-KUN?" She asked as she raised an eyebrow as Midnight took a step back, now on the defensive. "It seems to me like you and him have something going on, or is it just you? I wonder if I should ask him about that when he wakes up, or are you going to tell me WHY you're acting like a jealous school girl?"
"T-T-That's just a nickname! Yeah! A little nickname I used since I'm teaching him." She spoke up quickly with a nervous chuckle.
"Oh really? And the rope burns? Those weren't regular ones, and why were you using ropes, we use cuffs and metal shackles due to the fact they're harder to break, so why are you showing him how to tie up people with a material that is very rarely used in the field, and why are you tying up him, if you wanted to teach him how to do it he wouldn't be the one tied up, would he?"
"Uh….well…."
"Alright Midnight, now might be a good time to start talking before I bring the principle in to deal with this." She said as she crossed her arms.
"...fine, but not here." She sighed before crossing her arms. "If you want the full story, you'll have to come to a specific address."
"No, we can talk about this here or in your office, but I'm not leaving." She said as Midnight groaned.
"Fine! We'll talk in my office."
"Good, let's go." She said as she began to make her way towards the 18+ hero's office as said hero trailed behind, her thoughts racing.
'Crap crap crap crap! As soon as she finds out will she demand me and the others stop or will she tell the principal?' She thought as she she looked at her. 'She has no reason to go along with our demands, so far all she's done is use her quirk on him and I'm the only witness besides Izuku, I can't just knock her out and force her to agree, that would make me no better than a villain, there's no time to contact the others, so what do I do?!'
'I wonder what she has to say for what's going on. There's definitely something fishy here.' Thought Recovery Girl as they reached Midnight's office. "Ok, we're here, now start talking."
"Alright, but don't yell until after I'm done."
"Fine." She said with a nod as Midnight sighed before she began to explain.
(Later)
"And that's what happened." She finished as Recovery Girl looked at her in shock. "So...now you know everything."
"Midnight!" She snapped in shock. "This is...is…"
"Insane, crazy, weird?"
"Fantastic!"
"Wait...what?"
"Midnight, I've been having weird feeling about Izuku for while, I'd been so worried my mind had been changed when I deaged, but now I know I'm not alone, that is very reassuring." She sighed with a smile. "To be honest, when I saw him come in, I had started...well let's just say before I became young again I was QUITE the closet pervert."
"I….wait, so you're not mad, disgusted, furious, anything?" Asked Midnight in confusion and relief.
"Yes, and in fact this gives me an idea, you said he was interning with your agency, right?"
"Yes, but technically it's the school...why?"
"Then that means I can technically be part of it, right?"
"Wait, what? No, no no no, this is my time with Izuku-kun!" She cried out in anger and disbelief.
"I'll take your reaction as a resound yes." She chuckled with a smile.
"I didn't say that!" Growled Midnight.
"Well I think you care share him, and you are going to." She said as she crossed her arms. "Otherwise my lips might 'accidentally' let something slip."
Midnight gasped before frowning. "Damn it… there's no way out of this, is there?"
"Nope, you're fifty years too late." She teased.
"Damn it...can you at least sign the contracts later?" She asked as Recovery Girl shook her head.
"Why would I, I have everything I want right now."
"Aw come on. If the girls finds out I couldn't get you to sign, they might get all up in arms and come after you. If anything I'm trying to keep you from getting jumped." She grumbled. 'Although that does sound tempting.'
"Tempting, but if they do try that it will just give me more ammunition to use against them and get them out of the way… tell you what, bring over a copy tomorrow and I'll look it over, ok?"
"Alright, I can do that, but let me make this clear." she looked serious. "Don't go kissing Izuku on the lips, even if it's your quirk to use your lips that doesn't give you the right to get any free ones. None of us have come close to that."
"Wow, sounds like you younger girls are shy." Teased Recovery Girl with a giggle.
"Hey, be serious!"
"Oh I am serious, but it seems like I'm the only one, you girls are treating this like a schoolyard crush, too afraid to do anything so you make rules so you feel better about your indecision. If it's such a big deal then kiss him yourself, but I'm not gonna stop."
"It's easy for you!" Growled Midnight. "You can kiss people to heal them, no one bats an eye. But what do you think people would say if me or one of the others did it in broad daylight? People talk and start thinking we're some kind of loose women for younger men. Our reputations would go falling down."
"Screw reputation, learn to live a little, trust an older girl, wait to long and you'll lose him." She smiled standing up. "Just keep in mind to use protection, now THAT would affect your hero life." She teased making Midnight blush. "Besides, since when did the 18+ hero get so flustered and worried about corrupting a younger man, no one will bat an eye if you kiss him."
"...shut up." Grumbled Midnight as Recovery Girl chuckled. "Just don't go getting any ideas with him in your office.
"Oh relax, it's not like I'll give him a thorough check up." She chuckled as she opened the door and looked at Midnight as she slowly closed it before giving a wide smile and whispered. "Yet that is~"
"Y-You! Stay away from him!"
(Timeskip)
Izuku yawned while walking on home with the sun setting, feeling much better, but for some reason he couldn't remember what happened after seeing Recovery Girl in her younger form making him scratch his head. "Huh, I guess I must have hit my head or something, oh well, I still can't believe she was de aged."
Recalling the image again made him blush and smile.
"She's kinda like those nurse you meet in the hospital that are so kind." He said as his face heated up. 'She also looks like everyone's idea of the perfect nurse.'
He reached his house and got inside. "Mom! I'm home!"
"I'm so glad! A few girls are here wanting to speak to you Izuku!" Called his mom back.
"Huh? Girls?" He called out in confusion. "Is it Uwabami or someone from one of the agencies?"
"Not quite." Called a familiar voice before Ragdoll popped out from behind the corner. "Hi Izuku!"
"Ragdoll?" He blinked in surprise.
"We were waiting a while for you!"
"Wait, we?" He asked in surprise as Pixie-Bon and Mandalay walked out with smiles.
"Hey Izuku, we all thought we could stop by and see if you were home." Spoke Mandalay.
"Um, ok, well, here I am, can I help you with anything?"
"They said they were looking for you to hang out." Spoke Inko. "I was worried though when you didn't come home at the usual time, did something happen?"
"No, I got a rope burn and accidentally got knocked out, I'm fine now though." He waved off while rubbing the back of his head.
"Knocked out? How?"
"Well, I got really surprised when I saw Recovery Girl, she got hit by a quirk that deaged her a lot."
"Really? How much?" Asked Pixie-Bob.
"She's in her twenties now at least, she's really tall and has blonde hair."
That made the hero blink before rubbing her chin with a smile. "Twenties huh?"
"Yeah, thought Midnight was busy talking with her when I woke up, she seemed really agitated for some reason."
"Well luckily for you we came to make things fun!" Piped up Ragdoll.
"Fun? What do you mean by that?"
"Well we figured we could hang out." Smiled Mandalay.
"You want to hang out with me?" He asked in surprise as he tried to keep from nerding out.
"Yeah, so are you in?" Ragdoll asked with a grin.
"S-Sure!"
"Great! Let's go." Smiled Pixie-Bob.
"Um, where are we going exactly?"
"A dance club of course." Said Mandalay as she and Pixie-Bob each grabbed his arm and began to drag him towards the door.
"We'll bring him back later Mrs. Midoriya!" Waved Ragdoll before following them.
"Ok, have fun with your friends Izuku!" She waved. 'Wow, I had no idea he was so popular with the lady heroes. Could they….no! No no no, I'm being silly.' She thought as she shook her head.
(Later)
"W-We're going into this place?" Izuku asked as he looked up at the clubs sign to see a neon cat with the words 'Kitty Den' on it.
"Of course. Why? Is something wrong?" Asked Mandalay curiously.
"N-No, not at all, but….why is everyone wearing cat ears and paws and tail?"
"It's the dress code, you can get a pair at the door, plus it lets us relax since people can't tell it's US in there." Said Mandalay with a smile.
"So come on, let's get in before it gets crowded." Smiled Pixie-Bob.
"O-Ok." He said as they led him to the door where a bouncer stopped them.
"Hold up, he doesn't meet the dress code, fifty dollars."
"Of course." Smiled Ragdoll paying the amount.
"Good, here you go." Said the man before Izuku found a pair of green cat ears on his head along with paws and a tail.
"Huh? Wha- how?"
"Quirks kid, quirks, now have fun."
He sighed and found himself yanked inside before seeing flashing lights all around with the people all having cat ears and tails with some having tails too talking, dancing, drinking at a bar, or even riding on large balls of yawn.
"Here we are Izuku, heaven!" Ragdoll called with a smile. "Come on, let's dance!"
"Well I'm not the best- woah!"
"She wasn't asking." Chuckled Pixie-Bob as Ragdoll dragged him to the dance floor. "I gotta say Mandalay, agreeing to share him is working out well so far."
"Well it's still too soon to say for sure. Let's have fun and make sure he's enjoying himself or else we might not be able to bring him here again."
"Good call, I'll go get us all some milk, you go make sure Ragdoll doesn't break him."
"Already on it." She chuckled seeing Ragdoll dancing to the music with Izuku looking awkward as he tried to follow the rhythm. 'He looks like a cute confused cat, perfect~' She thought as she began to approach them.
"Come on Izuku, you gotta really shake your hips!"
"L-Like this?" He asked as he tried to copy Ragdoll.
"Yeah, now you're getting it!" She smiled while shaking her tail. "Let the music flow!"
"Ok!" He said as he began to get into it. 'This is kinda fun, plus I'm not embarrassing myself so far so that's good.' He thought with a smile.
"Oh yeah! Shake that tail!" She cheered as Mandalay reached them.
"Mind If I cut in Ragdoll? I think one of the yarn balls opened up."
"Oooh yarn balls! Keep an eye on him!" She perked up before dashing off.
"Is she serious?" He asked before seeing her tackle one of the giant balls.
"Yeah, due to a villain a few years ago the cat features are real, that's why we made the Pussy Cats, and sometimes we act a bit more catlike then normal." She chuckled sheepishly.
"Wait, so does that mean you all would act that way for any balls of yarn?"
"Well yes and no, we learned great self control but right now we're letting ourselves relax, just keep the catnip away from Ragdoll." She chuckled. "Trust me, you do NOT wanna see how she can get."
"Alright, got it." He said as he felt his ears. "Wait, so are mine…"
"No, the guy at the door has a quirk which makes clothes, they're not real Izuku." She waved her paw. "But even if they were they'd still make you look cute."
"T-Thank you." He said with a blush.
"Now come on, shake your groove thing." She joked.
"A-Alright, got it!" He said as he did as she instructed.
"There you go, you're getting it." She called out with a grin as Pixie-Bob called out to them.
"Hey, I got a table and the milk, come over here!"
"Coming!" Called Izuku before he and Mandalay walked over. They sat down at a booth as Ragdoll hopped over to join them.
"Alright, milk! Did you make sure to spike it?" Asked Ragdoll with a grin.
"Yep, all except Izuku's."
"Great….but which ones mine?"
"Uh...this one! Uh, no wait, this one! Wait…"
"Did you look away when pouring the milk?" Asked Mandalay.
"I will not even dignify that question with a response!" She cried as she looked away with a small blush.
"Ok, so we have four milks, three of which are spiked with a tasteless strong alcohol...who wants to play russian roulette?"
"Wait, shouldn't I pass? I mean I'm too young to drink." Spoke up Izuku.
"Eh, wrong! Once you get your hero licence you're allowed to drink, they just don't tell you that because you only find out about that fun tidbit after you graduate." Laughed Ragdoll.
"Besides, this shouldn't get you drunk unless you're a lightweight."
"If it makes you feel better, I'll go first." Spoke Mandalay. She grabbed a random glass and took a drink. "A little bit of burn at the end, I think this one had alcohol."
"Ok, I'll go next." Said Pixie-Bob as she grabbed one as well. After a quick drink she confirmed it was alcoholic as well.
"Yes, my turn!" Cried Ragdoll as she grabbed one and quickly downed it all. "Ah, that was good. Wait….damn it, I drank it to fast, I couldn't tell!"
Izuku looked at the last one with a gulp and hesitantly picked it up. "Well… it's a fifty fifty chance...right?" He said as he hesitantly brought it to his lips.
"Chug chug chug!" Chanted Ragdoll.
'It's just milk, it's just milk, it's just milk!' He thought before he began to drink. He stopped and let out a sigh with the girls cheering.
"So? How'd it taste?" Asked Pixie-Bob.
"Like milk, but it tasted a bit weird." He said as he licked his lips.
"Oh boy, someone drank the booze~" Sang Ragdoll.
"W-What?!" he cried as he began to feel weird.
"Yeah, but don't worry, you'll be fine… maybe."
"Eh? Maybe?"
"Well we haven't seen you drunk before, do you want to go home and just sleep it off?"
"What? Nah nah, I'm feeling just peachy." He waved off before hiccuping once and started feeling relaxed. "Man I'm feelin' really good...like really good." He hiccuped again with a giggle.
"Yup, he definitely got the booze." Chuckled Pixie-Bob.
"Yeah, oh this is gonna be fun." Chuckled Ragdoll. "Hey Izuku, is there any girls you really like?"
"Girls? Aw man, there's so many girls I don't know where to start." He remarked rubbing the back of his head.
"Well how about us, do you like us?"
"Aw heck yeah." He smiled. "You three are great! I mean you got great poses, a cool team name, and your costumes are adorable."
"Aw, thank you Izuku, we like you to!" Cried Mandalay as she pulled him into a hug. 'Yes, he likes us! Take that bitches!'
He smiled and hugged back with a chuckle. "Aw man, this reminds me of when me and Mt. Lady first started out."
"Huh? What do you mean Izuku, did she get you drunk?"
"No way, I mean when we took a nap together and she let me feel her breasts." He chuckled making all three go wide eyed.
"Izuku...what else has she done, and has anyone else done something like that?"
"Ooh man, I've got tons to tell." He chuckled.
"Well then tell away, I'll go get us some more milk." Spoke Pixie-Bob.
"Ooh, oh, make mine one of the booze ones!"
"There there Izuku, just keep talking and we'll keep the milk flowing." Smiled Mandalay. "Did you happen to cop a feel or see any of them in the, oh I don't know, nude?"
"W-Well, never on purpose, I swear, but that mechanical bull kept making her breast pop out, I turned away though."
"What do you mean?" Asked Ragdoll.
"There was also that time she kissed me, but I passed out and then forgot...or did I?" He pondered as he kept rambling as they gasped in shock.
'Kissed?! Oh those sneaky bitches!'
"I also got really tied up and she took pictures, but it's ok since she untied me." He said as Mandalay and Ragdoll frowned.
'They're going to ruin him by the end of the month at this rate!'
(Later)
"And so...and so...I told her 'wow, that's real good! But tiny for a bikini!'." Chuckled Izuku drinking another glass of milk while describing one time with Uwabami and a photo shoot.
"Oh you poor boy, we can't let you go back to them, we can't!" Cried Ragdoll as she pulled him into a hug.
"Ooh, your chest is soft too, like Mirko's…" He let out closing his eyes from the feeling.
'That bitch!' She thought as she held him tighter. "Yes, yes, but forget about that bad rabbit, you're safe here with us."
"Damn it, if we had more time we could probably do all that." Grumbled Pixie-Bob guzzling from her own glass.
"Yeah, I wish we could...wait, does he have school tomorrow?" Asked Mandalay.
"I don't know. Izuku-kun do you have school tomorrow?"
"Um….maybe? It's thursday, right?"
"That's right."
"Then...I think I do?"
"Crap, at this rate he's definitely going to have a hangover tomorrow."
"Maybe we should get him some coffee."
"Ragdoll, it's past midnight...oh shit, his mom must be freaking out."
"Past midnight?! We totally let time fly by!"
"Crap, we better get him home, huh?"
"Right, time to go Izuku."
"Aww come on, I'm still having fun!" He cheered before falling back off his seat and landed on the floor with a thud and started snoring.
"Aaaaand he's out, come on Ragdoll, help me carry him." Sighed Pixie-Bob.
(Later)
"I hope his mom isn't too mad at us for taking him out this late."
"Same, but if she asks questions we were attacked by a villain who temporarily scrambled his mind and made him drunk, got it?"
"Perfect." Said Ragdoll who was carrying Izuku as they reached his house. "Izuku, wake up, we're reaching your house."
"Mmmm...five more minutes…." He groaned as she chuckled.
"Nope, you gotta wake up, you don't wanna worry your mother, now do you?"
"Mmm...no…." He groaned as his eyes began to open. "Wait, where are we, what happened?"
"You got the alcoholic milk and got drunk, it seems you're sobering up."
"I got drunk?" He blinked before groaning. "Ugh, I can't believe it."
"Yeah, but if anyone asks you got hit by a weird villains quirk, ok? Also do you remember anything after the milk?" Mandalay asked as they knocked on the door.
"No, not really."
"Ok….well just try to avoid fondling the other girls breasts from now on, ok?" Teased Ragdoll as his face turned crimson.
"W-W-What?"
"Don't worry about it, see you later Izuku!" Said Pixie-Bob with a smile as Ragdoll set him down before they began to run away.
He watched them and let out a sigh while rubbing his head. 'I gotta get some aspirin, my head feels like it's pounding.'
"Izuku, you're home!"
'Oh no, how do I explain all of this to mom?!'
(Timeskip)
"And that's how you get your tax forms properly set up." Finished Ryukyu adjusting some paper together. "Any questions?"
"Um, not at the moment, but w-why are we sitting in this chair together?" He asked as they sat in a wide recliner as she held up several more forms.
"So you can have a better view of the forms, why else?" She asked in fake ignorance.
"J-Just asking." He gulped while feeling their shoulders touching.
"Besides, I forgot to order in some separate chairs, so we'll have to make due until then." She said with a smile, glad she had remembered to hide them before he arrived. 'I need to step up my game, ever since those new girls showed up the competition has cranked up their game, I refuse to lose MY Izuku-kun.'
"Yes ma'am." He nodded while keeping calm. 'It's not like I'm feeling her chest, so this should be much easier to deal with.'
'Should I do something to show affection? Maybe I should wrap an arm around him, or would that be to obvious?' She pondered glancing at him before she let out a yawn, stretched her arms above her head before laying an arm around his shoulders making him stiffen up. "Sorry if this is boring for you."
"I-It's not that b-boring, I-uh...I can….I can help mom with her taxes now." He replied while relaxing and looked at the papers. 'Oh man, her arms on me. D-Do I do the same thing to her?' He thought as he looked at the arm. 'I-It would be rude not to...right?'
'Well he's not moving away, which means he must be ok with it.' She thought before Izuku let out a yawn as well and hesitantly moved his arm around her as well. 'Wait, is he…'
"I-Is it ok if I do this? If not I-I understand and I can st-"
"No! Er, I mean it's fine Izuku." She nodded with a light blush. "Y-You have my permission, so go ahead."
"O-Ok, thank you." He said as they both grew red.
'Mine mine mine mine mine!' She thought while accidentally letting out a growl before covering her mouth as he turned.
"Are you ok?"
"S-Sure, just peachy, and you?"
"I-I'm fine, thank you for asking." He said with a small nod. 'I must have heard something.'
'Keep it together Ryukyu, don't let your instincts take over, you're human, not a dragon.' she thought before seeing the time. "Oh! I forgot to keep track of the time, seems we're done for the day."
"Oh, ok, well I guess I'll head out then….Ryukyu, could you let go of me?"
"Hmm? What do you mean?" She asked as she kept her arm wrapped around him, slowly pulling him closer.
"Y-Your arms still on me." He blushed.
"Oh, I guess it is...should I remove it?"
He just nodded slowly.
She sighed before reluctantly letting him go. "There, better?"
He nodded and stood up before bowing. "Thank you again Ryukyu-san for the lesson."
"It was my pleasure Izuku, feel free to come back anytime you want." She winked as he walked away and licked her lips. 'Oh god, if I ever get the chance, I might just lose it and take him~'
'W-Was everything ok with her, she was acting kind of weird.' Thought Izuku as he made his way out of the agency.
"Hey Izuku!"
"Huh? Oh hey Sirius, how are you doing?" He smiled as the hero walked over with a grin.
"I was just walking by and saw you and was wondering if you were busy."
"Well I just finished up with Ryukyu so I'm free for awhile."
"Great, because I was heading somewhere nice to cool off since today's a bit of a scorcher." She remarked looking at the sun. "Care to join me?"
"I'd love to, but I don't have a swimsuit, sorry."
"Oh no need to worry, I know an indoor swimming pool that also sells swimming trunks and swimsuits in a small gift shop." She said with a smile as she took his hand and began to lead him away. "Come on, it'll be my treat."
Izuku inwardly sighed. 'Well it IS pretty warm out, maybe a quick swim might be good for me.'
"That's the spirit! Also, do you prefer swimming trunks or thongs?"
"T-Trunks!" He blushed.
'Aw, oh well, at least I get to see him without a shirt on~' She thought with a grin.
(Later)
'Best...idea….ever!' She thought, now decked out in a form fitting school swimsuit while Izuku was in a pair of green swimming trunks.
"Thanks for the swim trunks Sirius." He said with a smile as she lowered her head in the water a bit to hide her nosebleed as she stared at his chest.
"No problem really, it was my pleasure." She said with a large grin. "So, you ready to start swimming?"
"Yeah, wanna do a little race?"
"Sure, that sounds like fun, first one to the other side of the pool wins?"
"Yeah."
"Alright, but why don't we make it even more fun?"
"Like swimming by only using our legs?" He asked in confusion.
"No, I mean a little wager." She smiled.
"Really? Ok, what are we wagering?"
"Hmmm." She tapped her chin. 'Alright, what could I wager that would make him accept?' She thought before grinning as she remembered what Tsuyu had said about him before. "If you win I'll get you Selkie's autograph."
"What?! Really?!" He beamed with wide eyes. "That sounds great! I've always wanted to try and get his autograph, but with school and so many internships I never got a chance to ask if I could meet him face to face!"
"Yep, I can get his and everyone's from work for you if you win, do we have a deal?"
"Yes! Wait, what do you get if you win?"
"Hmmm….ah! I know." She smiled with a wink. "If I win, you have to kiss me."
"W-What?!" He cried with a massive blush. "W-Why would you want that?!"
"Secret~" She chuckled with a smile. "Besides, you already agreed."
"B-But...we're in public." He gulped looking around.
"So? It's just a kiss, it's not like I'm asking you to strip down and have wild passionate sex with me, right?" 'At least not yet~'
Izuku turned brighter red hearing that and gulped before nodding. "Ok! Y-You have a deal."
'YES! YES YES YES, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!' She mentally cheered as they got to the side of the pool. "Don't back out of it now, and don't get cold feet."
"I-I won't." He said as he shook his head.
"Alright, on your mark….get set….go!" She called before she dove forward and started swimming with ease while Izuku tried swimming as fast, but her leaner figure and experience gave her a lead. 'Sorry Izuku, but this was a sucker bet, you better start puckering up~' She thought as she began to near the other end of the pool.
'Aw man, I accepted too early!' He thought kicking his legs as fast as possible. 'Should I use my quirk? I know this is technically in public, so would I get in trouble?'
'I'm almost there!' She thought with a grin as she reached out her hand to touch the wall. 'I'm gonna win!'
'...this one time, just this once!' Thought Izuku who focused his quirk to his legs before propelling himself over with a sudden boost of power.
'Huh? What was that?!' Thought Sirius as she heard what sounded like a cannon behind her. She turned her head and went wide eyed seeing Izuku racing up towards her before flying past her. 'What the hell?!' She thought as he touched the end of the pool. 'Noooo!'
Izuku sighed in relief while inwardly slapping himself. 'I can't believe I really just used my quirk to cheat.'
"Izuku, what was that?! Did you use your quirk?" Asked Sirius with a frown making him sweat.
"W-W-What makes you ask that?"
"Oh I don't know, the sudden boost in speed, the sound of a cannon going off behind you right before you beat me?" She said as he began to sweat even more. "Fess up, did you just try and cheat?"
"Um….uh….well, I did use my quirk at the end?" He said nervously.
"So you did cheat, that means I win by default!" She smirked making him sigh.
"Sorry, I didn't really think on it too much."
"Well how about this, since you won I'll get you the autographs, but you also have to give me my prize~"
"What?" He looked at her surprised with a blush. "But I cheated."
"Well this way we both get what we want, besides, cheaters have to pay in the end, right?" She said as she began to swim towards him with a grin. "Now close your eyes~"
"W-Wait, aren't I the one who gives you the kiss?" He stuttered nervously as he began to swim back a bit until he hit the corner of the pool.
"Doesn't really matter since a kiss is still a kiss." She said as she licked her lips. "Now get ready, here I come~"
Izuku shivered seeing the hungry glint in her eyes and shut his own. 'S-S-She's really eager! Oh man! I'm gonna k-k-kiss a girl!' He thought as his face kept heating up before he felt something soft pressing against his lips. 'S-She's doing it!'
'Oh hell yeah! I'm claiming his lips!' She cheered with a grin. 'Take that bitches, I got to kiss him first!'
Meanwhile at Yuuei Recovery Girl suddenly sneezed as she was dealing with a sleep deprived Eraserhead.
Sirius pulled back with a smile while Izuku's head gave off steam with his face being bright red. "So, how'd it feel to taste an older woman's lips?"
"I-I-I….that…..kiss….ah…"
"Oh god, I broke him!" She cried out before seeing Izuku go face down in the water and tried shaking him awake. "Come on Izuku-kun, wake up, wake up." She cried as she kept shaking him. 'I went too far, and now he's broken, broken!' She thought as she kept shaking him.
"Uh ma'am? Is everything alright?" Asked a lifeguard walking over.
"Y-Yes, everything is fine, he just got a bit overexcited, that's all." She said nervously.
"Are you sure? He doesn't seem to be moving."
"He's fine, trust me, I just need to get him out of the water for now." She replied moving to the edge and climbed out before lugging Izuku up with a grunt.
"Are you sure ma'am, he looks unconscious."
"Look, he's out of the pool so he's out of your jurisdiction, so back off." She ordered firmly. "If anythings wrong I'll take care of it."
"Bu-"
"No buts, I'm a pro hero, I know what I'm doing."
(Later)
"Ugh...what….what happened?" Groaned Izuku as his eyes began to slowly open.
"Izuku? Yes, he's finally awake!"
"Thank god!"
"Don't crowd the poor boy, I still need to finish up my check up on him to make sure he didn't suffer any brain damage."
Izuju groaned and looked up to see Recovery Girl looking him over. "Where am I?"
"You're in Mt. Lady's agency/apartment, since Sirius called me and informed us about her little stunt it seems we should let you in the fold and tell you what's going on." She replied while helping Izuku sit up slowly who rubbed his eyes and saw all the girls looking at him which made him gawk and shake his head. "Easy now, last thing we need is you passing out again."
"W-What is going on, why are you all here….why am I wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, I was wearing swim trunks when I passed out."
"Well if we didn't put you in something covering chances are someone here might drool." Replied Recovery Girl with a chuckle. "Don't worry, I made sure not to look, I'm a professional."
"Ok….wait, where's Sirius?"
"She broke the rules so Midnight is… punishing her, they'll be back soon."
"Lousy fish bitch, I'm gonna wring her neck." Growled Mirko.
"W-Why are you mad at her, is it because she kissed me?" He asked in confusion.
"Hell yeah." Spoke Mt. Lady bluntly with a frown.
"She knew that she couldn't yet she still did it! First Recovery Girl and now her, it's not fair!" Groaned Cow Lady.
"I wanted to hold hands first before doing that." Muttered Bubble Girl with a blush.
"Wait, I'm confused, what's going on?" He asked in confusion as Midnight entered the room, dragging a groaning Sirius who was rubbing her rear.
"And remember, you try that stuff again and I'll REALLY show your ass what I can do."
"Alright, alright, I'm sorry, I just got a bit excited!" She groaned. "At least I was his first kiss."
"Nope, that would be me." Recovery Girl said with a smile.
"WHAT?!" Yelled the girls with Izuku going wide eyed, and recalled just what happened after seeing her younger form.
"What, I was using my quirk." She chuckled with a smile. "And Izuku liked it, didn't you~?"
"I...I...with you...ah…" He babbled with a red face.
"Whoa, whoa, don't go passing out on us again, I feel like now's a good a time as any to tell you how we feel before this spirals out of control."
"Yeah, and if you pass out again I'll really give you something to wake up too." Smiled Ms. Joke grabbing her chest which got her a yarn ball to the face by Ragdoll. "Ow!"
"Look, Izuku, we'll start from the beginning, do you remember the villain that kidnapped me, Mt. Lady, Uwabami, Bubble Girl, Mirko and Midnight? Well that quirk he used on you worked, after that day we feel for you, and we fell HARD." Clarified Ryukyu with a blush making his mouth drop open. "And after the trial and the other girls got hit they fell to, so we made a pact, we would try to win you on our own and let you decide, but then Sirius took it to far so we decided to just tell you."
"I….you all….nani?!" He cried out while looking around and saw each of them nod or confirm it.
"Come to think of it we weren't that subtle. Izuku, why do you think SIX agencies were willing to have you part time, the same six that had a member of the group you helped save and got hit by a beam?" Midnight asked with a small chuckle.
"...I thought it was because I had promise." He admitted rubbing his head with an embarrassed blush.
"Well that too, but it's also because we couldn't get enough of you Izuku-kun~" Said Uwabami with a smile. "Why do you think I took any chance to see you in new swimwear?"
"Y-You just said that you got a new contract with a swimwear company!"
"Yes, AFTER I got you, quite the coincidence, huh?" She teased with a smile.
Izuku turned more red and looked at Ms. Joke. "I-Is that why you wanted me to eat eggs off you?"
"Yep~"
"A-And was that why you kept getting on the mechanical bull and y-your….breasts kept popping out?" He asked Cow Lady as his face turned as red as Kirishima's hair.
"Yup, wanted to see you stare at the girls." She chuckled.
"Everything that's happened has been us trying to get closer to you, all the hugs, hangouts, 'accidental' touching of the boobs, it was all on purpose."
"Wait...e-e-e-e-even that?!" He cried out recalling something Ms. Joke said and looked at said hero who was confused.
"Even what?"
"Y-Y-You said...m-m-m-..." He stuttered before gulping. "M-Marry me!"
"...oh, that! Ahaha...funny story." She chuckled nervously as all the other girls froze before slowly turning to her.
"You WHAT?!" Growled Mirko stamping her foot which made the apartment shake.
"It was a joke! A joke!"
"S-So you don't want to marry me?"
"No! Well, yes, I do but not yet...unless you want to?" She said nervously as she looked at him. "Do you want to get married?"
"I-I-I'm too young." He reminded looking away while Cow Lady and Mirko cracked their knuckles while looking at the hero.
"It seems she needs to be taught her place, trying to steal Izuku-kun right out from under our noses." Growled Cow Lady.
"I'm gonna tear her a new asshole."
"P-Please don't do that, let's just calm down." Izuku said nervously as they froze.
"...Fine, consider yourself lucky Ms. Joke."
"So Izuku-kun, what are your thoughts on the matter?" Asked Midnight.
"I-I don't know what to think, I've never had a girlfriend before, l-let alone have multiple pro heroes liking me at the same time, I-I don't know what to do!" He spoke up feeling overwhelmed and mentally exhausted.
"Well, if you'd like WE could be your girlfriends~" Said Recovery Girl with a smile.
"Yeah, after all, this way you wouldn't need to worry about a relationship again." Spoke Ryukyu.
"So what do you say Izuku-kun, you ready to get some fun loving girlfriends?" Pixie-Bob asked with a smile.
"And maybe wives." Giggled Ragdoll making him gulp and rub the back of his head.
"W-Well….I'm not saying no, but wouldn't it be kinda hard?"
"A bit, but we're already organized as the Alliance of Amazons so I'm sure we can work something out, right girls?"
"But aren't you worried I might spend more time with some than all?"
"Well yes, that can be a concern, but then that just means we have more right to butt into others time and 'kidnap' you for a bit, and our current system more or less spreads out our time with you equally, right girls?" Said Midnight with a smile.
"Yeah, but then again…" Trailed off Sirius rubbing her chin before looking at Cow Lady. "I might have a method that could help us when we're NOT with you."
"Really? What is it? And why are you looking at me?" Asked Cow Lady in confusion.
Sirius walked over before grabbing her by the shoulders. "Trust me on this."
"On w-" She was cut off when Sirius leaned up and pressed their lips together, catching everyone off guard and making Cow Lady's eyes widen. As soon as Sirius broke the kiss she began to sputter in confusion. "Wh- ah...why….yo….what?!"
"Think about it. If we're all going to share one boy, doesn't it make sense we consider experimenting with each other from time to time? After all, it would help keep things from being stale."
"That is quite a unique way of looking at things….and it turns me on!" Cried Midnight as she cracked her whip with a grin. "Let's do it!"
"J-Just ask a girl next time before you do that!"
"Aw, is the big bad cow shy?" Teased Mt. Lady.
"No, just surprised, so shut up!" She cried as she looked away with a blush.
"You know what this means, right?" Asked Bubble Girl with a blush. "It means...we're allowed to kiss Izuku-kun without any problems, right?"
As soon as she said that they all froze before they began to turn to him with massive grins on their faces.
'W-Why do I suddenly feel like a rabbit in a room full of lionesses?' He thought with a shiver and blush.
"ME FIRST!" Yelled Mirko jumping over and knocked Izuku down on the floor before pressing her lips against his with a moan.
"Me next!" Cried Ragdoll as she raced over before tackling Mirko off and planted her lips on him.
Izuku blushed feeling the lips while Midnight jumped when she felt Mandalay slap her ass with a smirk.
"While we wait, why don't we see how good you are with that whip?"
"Now you're talking my language." She chuckled with a grin.
"Hey, is sex allowed or are we still waiting for him to graduate?" Asked Mt. Lady as Izuku froze.
"...we wait, I wanna see what he can do when he's official. What do you say Izuku-kun?"
"I-I'd like to wait please." He squeaked nervously.
"Alright, we can work with that, now pucker up Izuku~" Said Pixie-Bob as she pushed Ragdoll off.
"Hey I wanted to use my tongue!"
"Then wait your turn, it's kitty's time to play~" She purred before kissing Izuku who couldn't tell if things got easier or harder on him.
