Crazy trouble with love part 8

Marco and his Magical Mind Clones

Series: Star vs the Forces of Evil

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-Diaz residence, Marco's room-

Star grinned while looking through a book of spells. "Oh this is going to be awesome! New spells!"

"Star, where'd you get that?" asked Marco doing homework. "That doesn't look like your usual spellbook."

"Oh that." She chuckled while looking though it. "Got it from some guy in a lab coat, Jack I think his name was. Anyway! He told me it came from a Dark Priest! That sounds awesome!"

"That doesn't sound legal." deadpanned Marco while standing up. "I mean since when is getting something from a random guy EVER a good idea?"

"Always!" She waved off. "I mean you got your octopus hand from me, a totally random person."

"I knew you BEFORE you did that."

"Details detail! Oooh! A spell for making...sperm cakes? What are-"

"Gah! Nothing!" cried out Marco with a blush and moved over. "Look Star, maybe you shouldn't mess with something like that. You kinda...you know."

"What?" She asked while taking her wand out. "Oooh! A spell to summon demons! Oh I should call Tom with this later! But where am I going to find...a candle made out of dried sperm?"

"Maybe ignore that one and listen." spoke Marco with a sigh. "Look, better idea. Why don't you let me take a look at that and I'LL see if I can find something that WON'T blow up in our faces, more specifically, mine."

Star blinked while handing Marco the book. "Ok, but remember, no interdimensional prank calls. Unless you invite me that is."

He nodded before he started flipping through the pages. "Ok, something less blowy uppy, something harmless, something like...ah! This one doesn't seem so bad."

Star looked at the page. "A spell to see one's self? That sounds boring. Why not a spell to turn people into giant balls of flesh or a ball of marshmallows? That's sounds WAY better."

"Nooo, let's just go with this." spoke Marco firmly. "It sounds like it's just gonna show you how you see yourself on a spiritual way, but with my training, it's probably pretty cool." he smirked puffing out his chest.

"What training?" She asked bluntly.

"Martial arts Star." he deadpanned.

"Oh that, I thought you were talking about your spell casting. Because you have zip nadda." She said while Marco felt a jab to his chest. "Anyway we need….two sperm candles and a wand? What are sperm candles?"

'What's with the book and sperm?!' he thought with a blush. "M-Maybe we should substitute something else."

"Oh! Let's use TNT."

"That's a bad idea."

"But think of the BANG!"

"No, just no." he frowned. "I know! Let's just put this away in the closet, in a box, and forget about it entirely, I think that's the best plan."

"What no! That's not a good idea." Star said while Marco places the book into his closet, only for it to appear next to her from a strange 'tear'. "See, it's a boomerang book! Oooh! Now that's cool!"

'Oh fantastic.' thought Marco sourly.

(A bit later)

Star saw Marco running back in while holding some birthday candles in his hands as she had the book in her hands. "Got the candles?"

"Yup."

"Great, I'll give you the wand." She said while moving towards Marco. "Wait, are your hands clean? I mean you could've eaten nacho cheese while I wasn't looking."

"I don't have cheese on my hands Star." He deadpanned. "Besides, it's your wand, so doesn't that mean it's like a self scan thing?"

"Well yeah, had to make sure." She chuckled while giving him the wand, which changed drastically.

He sighed and slumped his shoulders. "Fine, I'll try, just hold it up so I can read how I make it work."

She did so while Marco lit the candles.

"M'x'll Zllli Azazi Mzxzxz Atyzal Pxzzwaoplzax." He chanted while the clouds outside started to darken as black lightning thundered outside the house. "Xz'zazx Fazxazzxz Illzxzx'wz Kzxzlikzx."

"Oooh, so cool." muttered Star before some lightning flashed near the window.

"Xzxzxz'wzxa Zlkzxzk Kxkxlaxax Kykyxzyk." Marco chanted as the wand started to emit a dark purple and green energy while the candles began to flare up into pillars of dark red flames. "Kzxkzx'zxz Ukxzxzjya Zyyzkzxz Ykzxz Ujzxz."

"Come on Marco, you're almost there!" cheered Star.

"Xzx'lxzol Zlzxlka Xxxylzxz'fazxz XIGXAZOTH!" He yelled as the wand blasted the book with dark purple energy.

The book spasmed and jumped before suddenly sucking the flames into it and closed suddenly.

"What?" Star said while Marco looked lost as well.

"Uh...well, at least I don't have to worry about my room catching on fire." He chuckled before the book opened up and blasted him with green energy, sending him flying out of the room and down into the living room as flames of blue fire licked the door frame. "AH!"

"MARCO!" cried Star running out and down to him where he laid. "Marco! Marco are you alright?"

"Ow." He groaned while a black magic circle appeared on his forehead and his body was covered in burn marks and green fire. "I see….lots of colors…"

"Marco! Snap out of it!" yelled Star slapping his face.

"Ow!" He yelled while standing up. "Star, ow! Ok, note to self, DON'T use that book!"

"But it was awesome, wait! No time for spells, you're in pain!"

Marco looked at his still on fire body and screamed. "Oh my god! I'm on fire!" he ran to the kitchen before turning the faucet on and rushed to splash water on himself.

The only problem was that the flames….didn't go out. They increased for some magically inclined reason.

"AHHHH!" He screamed as Star grabbed her wand.

"I'll get it!" She yelled out before blasting him with a lake's worth of water.

"AHHH!" he cried out getting washed away. He groaned while falling face first on the mud as the flames were gone, but he was still burned from the spell. "Ugh…."

(Later)

Marco groaned while on his couch, in pain as Star kept on trying to feed him chicken soup, to his burns that is.

"Come on! This will heal all your aches and pains."

"Star, it's not gonna work."

"Nonsense! This works all the time back home!"

"It's for colds, not burns."

"Same thing, just have to get these burns to eat my home cooked meal though!" She growled while trying to push a spoon into a burn on Marco's arm.

"Ahh! Star it's not working!" He yelled while not seeing the magic circle slowly glowing purple. "Just get some bandages or something! Ah!"

Star huffed. "Fine, but I'll get this soup into your pores if it's the last thing I do!"

'Oh god that hurts more then the burns.' he thought with a groan.

That was when the circle started to form a purple light that 'scanned' Star for some reason before Marco felt a throbbing pain in his head.

"Star, can you go get me some aspirin?" He asked before a tan skinned hand erupted from the magic circle and right from his forehead as it grasped the air a little. "AHHHH!"

"Ahhhhh!" screamed Star jumping back in fright with Marco freaking out.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Star! Star! What's going on?!"

"I don't know!"

"What do you mean you don't know?!" He screamed as the hand grabbed his nose while another hand erupted from the forehead. "AHHH!"

"Hold on Marco! I can fix this!" She yelled before summoning a hammer. "I'll hammer it out!"

"STAR NO!" He yelled.

"Marco, you have two hands coming from your head! What else am I supposed to do?"

"Not hit me-AHHH!" He screamed as the hands pulled back as something popped out of the circle and gasped for breath.

"AHHHH! HOLY CAJONES! ITS SO SMALL IN THERE!" yelled the figure before jumping out and cracked their joints loudly. "Gah! My buns are finally able to breath."

"Oh my god!" screamed out Marco with Star holding her wand out.

"Mega Narwhal Blast!"

And cue the figure jumping back while producing a wand in the shape of a heart from a dark pink cloud of magic. "Giga Narwhal Blast!"

BOOM!

And cue a huge cloud consuming the house when the blasts hit making Marco cough and wave some away.

"Star! Are you, cough! Alright?"

"I'm ok!"

Marco groaned before seeing the intruder, which was a tanned girl with dark pink pants, a heart shaped light green shirt, B cup breasts, a large ass, long black hair in the form of two tiny horns on her head and reached to her ass, dark pink cheek tattoos in the shape of a diamond, and currently coughing as well.

"What the heck?! I was just breathing here you crazy woman!" She coughed while her tone sounded excited and similar to Star, with a slight hint of Marco's temper.

"Who are you?!"

"Nova Diaz you ass!"

"I'm not an ass, I'm Star Butterfly, and how'd you do that?" asked Star before seeing the wand and gasped. "How'd you get a wand like mine?"

"Duh." Nova deadpanned. "I'm a Butterfly!"

"Nooo, I'm a Butterfly."

"Well so am I."

"Then you are a doppelgänger! One with tiny melons!"

Star gasped in horror and held her wand out. "Take that back!"

"Why don't you make me?"

Marco slowly looked at Nova before gasping. "Holy mother of god! Star! The spell worked!"

"How?!"

"That's me, no, my interpretation of you!"

"...you see me as a tanned chick with devil horns?"

"Hey! I'm no diablo you bitch!"

"No! I mean yes! I mean...well look at her!" he spoke looking at Nova. "It's like I'm actually looking at my subconscious picture of you."

"Well in case you didn't know, my hair isn't black." she huffed. "And I am NOT this rude."

Nova gave Star the bird. "Bitch."

"Well she's me in your body...I think?" Marco said with confusion. "I mean sure she does have a bit of a tongue, but that's not me, I swear."

Nova looked at the boy before grinning. "Hey, want a hug, don't answer because I'm going to do it anyway!"

Marco got pulled into a hug and flinched. "Ow ow ow ow! The burns, watch the burns."

"Are you ok macho me?"

And cue him getting a big ego.

"Some little burns aren't all that bad for you, are they?"

"No. Not at all." He said while Star looked Nova over.

"Mmmm?"

"What is it diablo?"

"Are you really a girl?"

"I am you slutty whore of a moth! Aya aya aya!" She growled in rage. "Really! My buns are one hundred percent real along with MY melons!"

"Woah woah woah! Easy!" spoke Marco seeing Star glare. "There's no need for name calling, or insulting, or causing more damage to my house."

Nova huffed. "She started it."

"I did not! You did! You're the one who came crawling out of Marco's head all creepy like."

"And you attacked me first. Really I wanted to get out of that tiny space for YEARS! That and those new roommates. Fucking broads." Nova frowned while Marco's magic forehead circle glowed again.

"Wait, roommates?" he asked before another hand came out. "Ahh!"

Said hand looked purple and had sharp red nails as the fingers started grabbed Marco's face and squeezing it.

"Ahh! Star help!" He cried out while another hand reached out and grabbed his chin. "Help!"

"Hold on Marco! Sparkling Rainbow Beam!"

BOOM!

And cue Marco going flying out of the house while Nova got an idea as well.

"Nova Fire Storm!"

And cue a beam of hot flames hitting Marco and burning his pants, again.

"AHHH! My butt's on fire!" He screamed while rolling on the ground before the clawed hands rose up and lifted him into the air. "Ahh!"

"Gah!" yelled the 'hands'. "You ate too many tacos you fool!"

Marco tried dragging his butt on the ground to put out the flames.

Only for a figure to jump out of the circle and dusted their body of the soot. "Meh, needs more ash. Also you NEED to stop eating tacos! You're getting heavy!"

"Busy trying not to burn here!" He yelled before the figure snapped their fingers and caused the flames to vanish.

"There." The figure said while sounding like a certain demon prince mixed with Marco. "Happy now?"

Marco blinked and turned before his eyes widened. "Tom?!"

"Who's Tom?" Said the person while it was revealed to be a girl with jagged black hair that went to her shoulders, two tiny pointed ears, three dark red eyes, purple skin with a C cup chest and flat ass, wearing a ripped black hoodie with a fist on it, dark pink pants and had two curved horns that went from her head to her neck. "I'm Mary. Mary Diaz."

Marco blinked and rubbed his eyes. "Wait...are you...like the other one?"

"You mean the potty mouth? No I'm not one for cursing." She deadpanned. "But I do know her, and her crazy ADHD brain."

"Um…."

"What? Never saw a succubus before?"

"Uh...actually what I meant was-" he was cut off as Star and Nova came over.

"Oh Mary!" Nova grinned. "Got out finally?"

"Yeah, and this dude was staring at my chest."

"Perv." Nova snickered.

"What?! I was not!" blushed Marco with Star looking Mary over.

"Wait, so this is what you see Tom as?"

"It is." Mary said with a shrug. "Could be worse, I could be a big chested bimbo like that Heckapoo chick. Or those school girls this guy has been fantasizing about, especially that stalker girl."

"What?! I do not!" blushed Marco with Star chuckling.

"Wow, tell me more."

"No! Do not tell her more!" spoke up Marco with a sigh. "Look, it's obvious that spell worked, a little too well, but I think we should get back on track and undo it Star."

"Right! Uh...how?"

"Well didn't the book have some warning on how to undo it?"

"No." Star said bluntly. "That Jack guy said all the spells are non repairable and had no refunds."

"What?! You mean these two...oh god why." he groaned covering his face. "This is gonna be hard to tell my parents."

Mary shrugged while Nova caused some tiny dancing stars to appear with her wand. "There are two more, but they aren't as crazy as Nova."

"Fuck you Mary!"

"Potty mouth."

"Two more? Oh no." He groaned while the circle glowed and a dark black scaly arm reached out and grabbed Marco's chest and squeezed it perversely. "Ah!"

"I got it!" cried Star before running over and tried yanking it out of the circle.

Only for the hand to stay stuck on the chest.

"To be fair." Nova chuckled. "This is funny."

"It is not!" cried out Marco while a second one came out and rubbed his cheek. "A little help would be nice!"

"Hold on." Mary said while walking over and pulled the figure out of the circle.

ZAP!

POOF!

Causing a lot of dark purple lighting and dust to form from the spot the figure landed.

"Aw great, more dust." coughed Marco.

The dust cleared while a tall girl with a long lizard's tail, a black tux and pants, slick brown hair going to her ears, sharp snake like teeth, a small ass and G cup breasts, yellow eyes and a cool expression, rose up and fixed her red tie. "I really do hate cramped spaces, all those wrinkles and the like."

"Toffee!" cried out Star with her wand raised with a frown with Marco moving over.

"Star wait! It's not THE Toffee! Just my mind's image of him, I think."

The woman turned to Star and then her own nails. "Looks like the child is starting a fight again, yep. Boring."

"Who are you?!"

"Tiffany Diaz, immortal business woman." She said boredly.

"Ok, let's go back to my house." spoke up Marco. "Because quite frankly I have questions, and because I need help getting my house cleaned up from all the insanity going on today."

"You mean that one?" Tiffany asked while pointing to a nearly destroyed house.

"Ahh!"

"Relax Marco, I can get it together in no time." smiled Star.

"No bitch." Nova frowned while raising her wand. "I'm going to help el macho boy!"

"Stop with the cursing." he groaned. "As long as the house can be put together just the way it was, that's all I care about."

And cue the house getting turned into a house of cards by both Nova and Star.

"No!"

"Look what you did bitch."

"Me? You were the one that did it!"

"No you!"

Both started arguing as Mary patted Marco's back.

"Relax, it can be fixed."

"How? Can you do magic?"

"No." She shrugged. "But I can use fire."

He groaned at this. "Can you just get them to stop fighting?"

"Sorry, not really." She said while pointing to Nova. "But I do know that she has the same ticklish cheeks as your something sometimes girlfriend."

"What?! S-Star isn't my girlfriend." he blushed.

"You fantasize about her." She smirked. "And the hips of a certain flame girl-"

"I'M NOT INTO HEKAPOO!" He snapped while causing the two girls to stop fighting and stare at him in confusion.

"What was that?" asked Star.

"Nothing!" he spoke up while covering Mary's mouth. "Can you two just PLEASE stop fighting? My parents are gonna be home any second."

"Oh sure." Nova said with a grin. "Anything for my hot luchador."

Marco blushed before she sent a spell at the house and began to see it come back together in one piece.

"Mmmm, needs one more thing." Nova said before adding a statute of a naked Marco on EVERY part of the house. "There!"

"Mmm, like it." Tiffany said. "For a lesser work of art."

"What?! No! No no no, you gotta take those away!" spoke Marco with Star blushing and covering her eyes, but peeking through them.

"No way! These statues are masterpieces for the cock fanatics! Namely me!"

"What's a cock-" Star asked.

"Nothing!" he spoke up quickly before walking up to Nova. "Look, I get you're...more blunt about this stuff, but if my parents see these they will flip!"

"So?"

"Just please please take them away." He said before the circle on his forehead glowed and a large dark red and white bottom popped out and wiggled in the air. "Can you at least help with this?"

"I can't, she's coming out bottom first." Nova snickered while Star saw the bottom and poked it, causing it to jiggle.

"Star, please help get it out."

"Can't. Must. Poke. Marshmallow!" She said with literal stars in her eyes while poking the bottom more.

"Star, either help get this...person out, or...you can't sleep with the laser puppies tonight." he threatened.

"What?! No! But I love them!" She cried out along with Nova.

"Then help this person out of my head and don't poke their butt."

That was when Tiffany grabbed the ass and started playing with it. "Mmm, yep. Child bearing hips."

"That's not helping!" blushed Marco before Nova moved her back with Star grabbing the sides and started to pull.

Only for it to get stuck.

"Gah!"

"On the count of uno!" Nova grunted. "Tres, dos."

"Wait what? I don't know what you're saying!"

"Star, she's counting down in spanish."

"Oh!"

"UNO!" Nova yelled while both pulled.

POP!

Which caused them to send the person flying across the street and into someone's pool.

"Well, at least they're out." spoke Marco unsure while rubbing at his forehead.

"But this one is the most dangerous out of all of us." spoke Mary with a chuckle. "Afterall, you faced the main boss with the ass of flame last time, and oh boy, the porn you had in that cramped space."

"Shhh!" he shushed while moving her away from Star. "What is with you? Are you trying to embarrass me in front of Star?"

"Well I am technically this Tom person, so I also have a slight dislike of you. Not by much but enough to be a bit of a dick."

He facepalmed. "Yeah, that sounds about right."

That was when he saw a pair of green scissors appear from a tear right next to him.

"That was SO uncool Marcopoo~" said a voice that sounded similar to both Marco and a certain magical construct. "Like you ruined my dress!"

"Oh god." he muttered looking at the tear. 'What the hell did my mind imagine Hekapoo as?!'

The figure moved out of the tear to reveal a tall girl with pure white skin, spiked arms with long blackish red hair going to her gigantic ass, pointed ears, orange eyes, dark red and gold horns that formed a heart near the tips, a J cup chest, wearing a white dress with dark pink highlights on the hips, a black tiara and had a pink flame over head head. "Marcopoo~! I missed you~"

His jaw dropped before finding himself pulled into a tight hug from the woman. "Ahh!"

"Oooh! You're so cute!" She giggled while squeezing tightly. "And soft! So cool!"

"Gah! Ah! Ow!" he groaned from her grip.

Mary chuckled at this while Nova and Tiffany either glared at the girl or just was indifferent to them.

She kept on hugging before moving him back. "Marcopoo, want a smooch?"

"Wait what?!" he blushed. "N-No thank you."

She pouted. "Meany."

"W-Who are you?"

"Kecipoo, kickass user of space and mistress of the biggest buns this side of the universe~" She winked while shaking her gigantic hips, casing them to jiggle.

"Told you." Mary whispered to Marco. "Lots and lots of porn."

"Alright stop!" he cried out before looking at them all. "Let's all just sit down so I can try and keep from going nuts!"

They either shrugged or nodded while the circle on Marco's head turned from black to pink while a tattoo of a dick appeared on it.

"Uh, Marco?" spoke Star.

"Not now Star." he spoke before taking a spot on a chair and looked at the four girls who sat at the couch and took a deep breath. "Alright, so...let's see if we can get this straight. All of you, came from my head, and look like this, because it's what my subconscious mind sees the people you're made after?"

"Yes." Tiffany said calmly.

"Marco." Star said again.

"Not now Star." he let out another sigh. "And it's also the reason why all of you act so much different than the originals, right?"

"Well duh." Nova grinned while the tattoo glowed again. "And you are a loco muchacho."

"I'm loco? I'm the loco one? This whole day is loco!" he cried out before taking a deep breath to keep it together. "Can one of you just tell me why two of you aren't the exact gender? I mean why would my head imagine Toffee or Tom as girls?"

"No idea." Mary shrugged while the tattoo began to 'shoot' sperm marks all over itself and turned into a massive dick. "But I suggest you go to a doctor, you look ready to blow."

"What are you talking about?"

"Marco!"

"What?!" He snapped.

"Your head!"

"What about it?" He asked while Nova gave him a mirror as the girl's eyes glossed over and became pinkish in hue. He looked in it and gaped before blushing and covered it. "Aw come on!"

That was when the girls sans Star moved towards Marco and began to hug him tightly.

He blinked and blushed with Star feeling a little irked. "Uh...what are you doing?"

"We are going to give you a great time." Nova purred.

"And take you to the bed Marcopoo~" Kecipoo hummed.

"W-What?" he blushed with Star turning red herself.

"Hold up! You don't mean…"

"Yes." Tiffany said. "Bang him and make heirs."

"What?! That was-I mean-" Star blushed while Mary groped Marco's ass.

"Nice and toned, sweet."

"Gah!" he jumped back with a red face. "H-Hold up! This is messed up! I mean...two of you are modeled after guys!"

"So?" Kecipoo hummed while the book floated near Star and just stayed there. "Banging you would be so cool~"

"No it wouldn't!" he spoke rushing to his feet. "I mean, y-you're from my head right? So doesn't that make this INCREDIBLY weird? Because it sure is feeling that way to me right now!"

"Not to me it isn't." Nova giggled while Star looked through the pages and found the spell.

"Wow! This changes everything." She gasped with a blush.

"Star, please tell me you found something useful!"

"Yeah, apparently the spell brings out your inner self and allows you to...fuck, I think it's called, them until you're satisfied. Then they either go back in your head or….woah. Until they give birth to fifty kids! That's a lot of babies!"

"WHAT?!" he gaped before turning to the four girls and backed up. "N-Now hold on there! I can't make that many kids! I haven't even graduated!"

"True." Tiffany said. "But right now, you have an obligation to mate with us, no matter how much I despise sharing."

"So let's get to banging Marcopoo~!" Kecipoo giggled with lust.

"Come on, you can't be honestly wanting that. I mean Mary! You can't possibly wanna do that, right?"

"Well…" She said while shrugging. "It's not wrong, I mean this Tom guy seemed to be bi so I might be as well. Whatever."

"Wait what?! Oh come on! Tom isn't into guys...is he Star?"

"Well kinda." Star admitted while reading the book with a grin. "But he's a closet bi, whatever that means, BUT I've seen his collection of your underwear he stole from sch-OH NEVER MIND!"

"He did what?!"

"Not now! I just found a spell to turn people into giants! Oh my god this is great! I need to use this spell later!"

"Star a little help!" he cried out before seeing Kecipoo jump at him making him turn and start running.

"Come back! I just want to sit on your cock!" She called out with a grin while the flame on her head formed a giant heart in the process.

"Seems we'll have to pursue him." sighed Tiffany.

"Yep." Mary sighed.

"I'm coming my fucking hot luchador!" Nova yelled out before running after Marco with a grin. "And I'll take your virginity too!"

Marco rushed up the stairs before spotting the puppies sleeping on the floor. "Laser puppies! Little help here!"

But they kept on sleeping while drooling on the floor.

"Gah damn it!" he cursed before picking one up and held him out as the girls came up the stairs. "Stay back! I've got a puppy!"

Kecipoo looked at it before cutting a tear in space and summoned a giant five headed whale with fire breath. "And we got a whale."

"OOOOOOOAAAAAA!"

Marco dropped the puppy before he resumed running away.

Mary ran slowly towards Marco before tapping his shoulder. "So you want me to be dominant or submissive? I can play any one of them."

"Wah!" he cried before turning the corner and ducked into the bathroom before locking the door.

Only to find Tiffany waiting for him on the sink.

"I just came in through the window." She said pointing to a broken window that got ripped out by the wall.

"AHH!" he screamed before he started throwing random stuff at her from under the sink.

She yawned while ignoring it and got up. "Just give up and perhaps I will keep your ball sack from turning black and blue, emphasis on blue."

"No thanks!" He yelled before running out the door and right into his mother's room.

Only to notice Nova, naked, on the bed on her left side, winking at him.

"Hey el tigre~"

"Gah!" he turned bright red and covered his eyes.

She moved her wand to her mouth and used it to cause his clothes to turn into tiny butterflies. "Mmmm~"

"Hey!" he cried out trying to cover his groin.

That was when Kecipoo appeared in the room, naked, and grabbed Marco. "I got you Marcopoo~!"

"Ah!" he let out feeling her breasts against him with a certain part of him reacting to all this attention.

"And tonight we fuck!" Kecipoo grinned while the other girls, naked now, walked in and started making Marco's 'little fighter' hard as iron. "Girls! Make room! I'm going first!"

"No way, I am!" frowned Nova while spitting the wand out.

"No me!"

"Me you fucking broad!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

Marco blushed before seeing Mary placing her ass and anus on his rod.

"I'll start."

And cue her getting tackled off thanks to Tiffany.

"No. Me."

And cue a giant fight that nearly killed Marco there and then.

(A bit later)

"Uh, Marco?" called Star outside the bedroom. "Are you ok?"

And cue loud romantic music being played.

"Hello? You in there?" She called out while loud banging was heard and the entire house was creaking like crazy as the book floated around and absorbed strange pink orbs that came from said room. "Marco?"

"B-Busy!"

"With what?" She said as the house started to shake like a massive earthquake. "Woah!"

"Ah fuck!"

Star held on for dear life while the house began to shake even more while loud music blared from every direction. "What's going on?!"

"FUCK!" He yelled while the house stopped shaking and the sound of angelic voices came from the sky itself.

Star blinked and was utterly baffled before knocking. "Uh...Marco?"

Silence.

"Um want to build a nacho snowman?"

Silence.

'Maybe I should come by later.' She thought before walking away, the book tailing her like a dog.

(Some hours later)

Marco panted while in a daze and surrounded by the four girls. "Ah...ah….ah…"

The girls smirked while sleeping on him or around his body, causing Marco to both regret and enjoy his current situation.

'Fifty….nine….times…' he thought while not seeing the girls vanishing into his tattoo, which turned into a magical countdown that was set for nine months. 'I thought….I….was gonna….die…'

As he laid there, his parents returned home and well….saw both the statues AND the now burnt and slightly destroyed house.

"AYE CARAMBA!"

'Crap.'

(A few months later)

Marco groaned in pain as he was in bed, having a splitting headache, and Star was trying to play rock and roll music to cure him, which failed miserably as the countdown was at the one hour mark.

"Come on Marco, some music always gets me upbeat."

"Ahhh! It's not working!" He screamed while the pain intensified. "FUCK!"

"Oh! I know! I'll go get you some ice cream."

"That won't-AAHHHHH!" He screamed as the countdown went to zero and fifty tiny hands started to appear all over his head. "OH GOD AHHHH!"

"AHHHH!" screamed Star in horror.

Marco screamed as the camera panned away and became dark.

-Omake-

(A LONG and PAINFUL process later)

Marco panted in pain while Star was amazed as fifty babies, all with Marco's or the other girl's features, crawled around and giggled on the the ground.

"AW! So cute!" gushed Star with her eyes sparkling as she picked one up. "They're all so tiny and squishy! Ah! Too cute for words!"

"Star….I'm….in pain…" he groaned while the tattoo vanished instantly.

"Well I know what'll fix that." she smiled before putting the baby on his chest. "A baby blanket!"

The baby rolled off Marco while the others were either chewing on his feet or just crawling around.

"Not….helping….."

"Oh I know! Eclipsa! She'll know how to heal you!"

"Star...no…." he groaned as Star teleported them away.

(Elsewhere)

-Mewni-

And into said evil queen's room. She was humming while tidying her bed up before hearing a flash and turned before smiling. "Star, Marco, and...babies?"

"Eclipsa!" Star grinned while holding the book in her hands. "Marco used a spell from this book that I got from a guy named Jack, and he had babies with his inner selves!"

"Oh my, that sounds like quite the spell." she remarked looking at the babies. "He must have QUITE the stamina."

"I...did…." Marco groaned as the babies crawled on the walls and ceiling.

"And get this, he did it with a version of me, and Hekapoo, and a female Tom, and a female Toffee. Weird but still awesome!"

"My Marco, who knew you had so many interests." teased Eclipsa. "But no version of me? How rude." she joked.

"Want me to make him do it again?" Star asked while flipping to the page. "I mean he MUST have a version of you in there! But the sperm candles I-"

"No more….too much...in pain…" groaned Marco.

"You sure?" Star asked.

"Y-" He said before Star took out a recording from her wand that had Marco's voice on it. "No...not that spell!"

And cue everything going to shit...again.

"Come on out Eclipsa copy!"

'I need a vacation!'