Crazy trouble with love part 8
Female Insecticons and Jack
Series: Transformers Prime
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-Autobot HQ-
"Jack!" Miko yelled out.
"Huh?" He said while turning around.
Only to see a giant tarantula in her hands, wiggling around.
"I got a new pet!"
"AHH!" he jumped back in fright while Miko smiled.
"Isn't he cute? Wanna pet him?"
"No!" He yelled while bumping into Arcee's posterior, as she laid on the ground in robot form in a semi stasis state.
"Huh? What in Prime?" she blinked as Miko chuckled with Jack backing up.
"S-Sorry Arcee."
"What's going on down there?" called Raf looking over from the platform.
"I have a pet spider!" Miko said while the tarantula wiggled in her hands. "I named her Deception!"
"Wait...isn't that a puppet?"
She tried to look innocent as Jack raised his eyebrow, only to see the 'spider's' robotic red eyes.
"Miko!" he frowned. "You scared me, I thought that was a real spider."
"Oh don't get so mad, it was pretty funny." she chuckled. "You should have seen the look on your face."
He frowned at that. "Still not funny."
"Oh relax, if it was a real spider I would be screaming right now." Miko laughed while not seeing a REAL tarantula crawling up her legs and onto her hair.
"Uh, Miko?" Raf called down.
"What? I'm busy laughing here."
"You got something here." he spoke pointing to his own head.
She blinked before looking up.
The arachnid looked back while it's fangs twitched a little.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" she screamed and swatted at her hair while Jack covered his mouth as the girl started running around with Arcee standing up and confused.
"What is wrong with her?"
Jack chuckled while trying not to laugh as he had a very hard time not laughing. "It's….nothing…."
"Get it off! Get it out of my hair!" Miko screamed while the tarantula began digging into her hair.
CRASH!
Only for Miko to hit Rachet's leg and got knocked out on impact.
"Hey, what's going on?" he asked before seeing Miko and leaned down. "Miko? Are you ok?"
"Ugh…." she groaned as the arachnid crawled out of the hair and onto Rachet's leg.
It moved up the transformer while making it to his right optic and stayed there.
"..." Ratchet was silent before flicking it off and groaned with a shake of his head. "How many times do I have to tell you kids to make sure not to bring in any vermin?"
"Sorry about that, Miko was trying to scare me." Jack chuckled. "With a puppet, not the real thing."
He sighed at this. "Just try to remember, we don't need another incident like last time."
"Don't worry Ratchet, with the scans going on around all day, nothing can sneak in without us knowing." smiled Raf.
"Except Insecticons." Arcee shivered. "Those scraps were the bane of every Autobot on Cybertron."
"Relax Arcee, unlike the ones Megatron has now, those Insecticons had a giant hive."
"What do you mean?" asked Jack interested.
"Well back during the war, the Insecticons were a terror with giant underground hives under our feet. If it wasn't for the Dinobots, we would've been overrun by the things ages ago." Ratchet said. "But on earth, those particular cybertronian lifeforms do not have the resources or the numbers to create mile deep hives."
"Unless they start cloning." Arcee grumbled.
"Yet do you see them cloning?"
"...no."
"Then we are perfectly safe with the ones right now."
"Uh, what do you mean?" asked Jack. "They can clone themselves?"
"Apparently. But after eating about ninety five percent of ALL the material they consumed for their cocoons. That and the new clones are completely inferior to the original, hence why they act like animals."
"Huh….so the originals are smarter?"
"And much more dangerous. Thankfully the last 'sane' Insecticons were either destroyed or sent into space by Megatron." Ratchet sighed. "Hopefully we never encounter those kinds of Deceptions."
"What happens if we do?" asked Raf nervously.
"Then Megatron would be too powerful." frowned Arcee. "With Airachnid controlling them, and her siding with Megatron, earth would be swarming with Insecticons and we'd be completely outnumbered."
Jack blinked before saying. "Then maybe we should get some insecticide?"
"..."
"..."
"Right, dumb idea."
"Jack, this isn't something to joke about. If that were to ever happen, then our battle with the Decepticons would end, for good." spoke Ratchet gravely.
"I know." He sighed. "But I just have a thought, maybe we should talk about other-"
"Oh I know!" Miko yelled out while groaning a little. "Ow, that smarts. Maybe we can just look for energon?"
"No need, Optimus, Bumblebee, and Bulkhead are still out searching for that source we picked up earlier, still nothing though."
"No no, I mean an independent energon hunt." She smirked. "Like mining for oil or gold. Wait, does oil count as energon?"
"No." Both Autobots said at once.
"Shoot! I could've given you all some gasoline."
"Miko, it seems kind of farfetched to use earth's fuel as a substitute for energon."
"The day that happens is the day I retire." mumbled Ratchet. "And that isn't happening anytime soon."
"So if you retire, can I have your stuff?" Miko asked with a smirk as Jack shook his head and didn't hear the scanners beeping behind him.
"Probably not something to say to his face Miko."
Beep beep beep beep beep beep.
They turned and saw an large energon signature on the screen, just several miles from the base, and it seemed legit too.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
"Looks like you'll be getting that hunt after all Miko."
"Yes!" She grinned. "Road trip!"
(Later)
-A few miles from Autobot HQ-
FLIZ!
A space bridge opened up as the group rode right out of it.
"Keep in mind I'm only coming with to keep the children safe." spoke up Ratchet with Miko and Raf in him. "We need to try and make this fast, having the space bridge working on a timer isn't exactly reassuring."
"We know." Jack said while on Arcee. "Right partner?"
"Copy that."
"Relax Ratchet, we'll get so much energon back to base we'll be swimming in it." smiled Miko.
"I advise you not to do that. You might either go offline from the liquid or turned into a horrible life form from drinking it."
"...so I might become an Autobot?" Miko asked with a grin.
"Relax Ratchet, she's just kidding." Spoke Raf.
"Am I?" She asked with a serious tone. "Am I?"
"Uh…"
"She is." spoke Jack over the commlink. "We all know that wouldn't happen."
"True." Arcee said. "But it does have strange side effects on organic and techno organic life if ingested."
"Like?" Jack asked.
"No idea. I'm not a walking record on this topic. I just heard it from a con before blasting it in the face back on Cybertron."
"Yikes, reminds me not to get on your bad side."
"Was that a joke?"
"N-No!"
"I was kidding."
He grumbled before the energon signal began to get stronger, all the while reaching a large abandoned silver mine. "Wow, guess we hit the motherload, I just hope we can get it back to base."
As the transformers allowed the humans to get off them for their own transformations, they didn't notice that something was already inside it.
That being….drones. Lots and lots of Vehicon Drones. All with a single objective, keeping Autobots out of this particular mine. One so important that Airachnid threatened to deactivate them if their failed.
That mission? Protect her hive.
Said Decepticon was walking around the cave walls and entered down a chasm with a smirk on her face.
"Soon." She smirked while looking at the large cocoons on the walls, which looked almost like stasis pods. "You will be ready to reactivate to serve my cause."
As she looked at the cocoons, the outlines of several large Insecticons rested, some with burn and bite marks, others with clean armor. Yet all of them had one thing in common, they weren't clones, but the original Insecticons that got blasted into space many millions of years ago.
"Once I have all of you in my army, I might be tempted to take over for good." she muttered so none of the Vehicons could hear while rubbing a hand across one of them. "This'll cement my seat of power for all Decepticons until the end of time."
That was when she looked at one of the Vehicons and grabbed it.
"Get more energon from the mines, they are almost ready to wake up." Airachnid spoke with a harsh tone. "Especially the ones that fought that idiotic Grimlock."
"Yes ma'am." he saluted before rushing off.
She smirked while thinking of all the power she will have at her fingertips.
(With the Autobots)
"Man, this place goes on forever." remarked Miko as they walked down a tunnel.
"Hopefully that's not the case." Raf said while Jack looked around.
"At least there isn't a killer in these mines." He said. "Like in that movie My Bloody Valentines."
"Eh?" Arcee raised an optic.
"It's a pretty spooky horror movie."
"I see." She said while a Vehicon walked by with a large silver vein in its hands. "Hold it!"
He turned before dropping the silver and brought out it's blaster. "Autobots!"
BAM!
Only to get blasted apart by Arcee's blaster.
"Too slow."
"Great, the cons got here first." frowned Miko. "Who knows how many more there are, which means this is gonna be harder than I was hoping."
"I think we should go." Raf gulped while no one saw the strangely black energon dripping above Jack's head.
Drip, drip, drip, drip.
"What's that?" asked Arcee looking around and stepped a little too close to the low ceiling.
SPLASH!
"AHH!" Jack cried out as the black energon covered him from head to toe and kept on gushing down for a few seconds before leaving him a giant pile of goop. "Ew!"
"Jack!" cried the others before Arcee moved down.
"Aw yuck, I think I'm soaked." he tried wiping some off.
"Are you alright? How do you feel? Slag it! I can't believe I let this happen." she berated herself before picking him up. "How many fingers am I holding?"
"Um….is that a trick question?" He asked while he started to smell terribly, like a dead elephant with melted liquid metal in a rusted ship, putting it mildly that is.
"Aw gross!" cringed Miko as she and Raf covered their noses while Ratchet moved closer.
"Hang on Jack, I'm running a quick diagnostic on you, don't move." He said while trying not to gag.
Jack didn't notice the smell while said smell started traveling all over the mine.
(With the Decepticons)
Said fembot kept on looking at the stasis pods before smelling something terrible, like rusted magma on a sludge planet. She cringed and tried waving it away. "Ugh, what is that stench?"
All around her, the Vehicons started to cringe and gag from the stench as the pods took in the stench from its filters, causing it to seep into their very bodies.
"Oh Primus! It's….ugh!" She groaned while feeling sick. "One of you figure out where that's coming from, now!"
They nodded while one of them was pushed in the direction of the smell.
(With Jack)
"What happened with me Ratchet?"
"Well I'm not sure. According to this the energon seems to be giving off an odd stench, a bad one at that, that doesn't seem to be affecting your normal bodily functions. So it doesn't seem to be killing you, but I've never seen black energon before."
"Maybe it turns people into stink bombs?" Miko gagged. "Hopefully not into Autobot stink bombs...yuck!"
"It really is powerful." spoke Raf while covering his mouth and nose.
"Well it doesn't seem to be permanent according to my scan, but I can't know for sure at the moment." spoke Ratchet before hearing footsteps. "Shhh, someone's coming."
They kept quiet before a Vehicon walked by, smelled Jack, and started 'puking' energon.
"BLECK!"
Arcee ran out with a battle cry before slicing him down with her blades.
Which went falling down as the energon kept on oozing out.
"Looks like even the cons can't stand you." Miko groaned. "I think you're a biological weapon now Jack."
He groaned at that. "Can we ignore the smell and focus on the fact we might be up to our heads in Decepticons? We need to call Optimus."
That was when more Vehicons walked in their direction, either 'puking' or trying not to enter stasis.
"Too late." Arcee deadpanned.
"Do we retreat?" asked Raf cautiously.
"At this point, that is a good idea." Ratchet said before the Vehicons pointed their blasters at them.
"Halt or we'll fire!" One yelled out before Jack had a very dumb idea.
He ran towards them. "Hey! Take a good sniff of me decepticon!"
He raised an optic before gagging and felt VERY sick. "Oh Primus! You're the source of Airachnid's distress! Get away from us organic!"
"What's wrong? You can't handle one tiny human?" he taunted walking closer.
The Vehicons moved back while one blasted the ceiling behind him, blocking the Autobots from the human.
"Get away!" The leader yelled.
"Jack!" called out his friends who rushed to move the rubble.
He gulped while seeing the Vehicons backing away. "Um...boo?"
And cue them running away in horror.
(With Airachnid)
She smirked while seeing the occupants looking pristine and healthy. "Almost ready."
"Airachnid!"
She turned and saw the Vehicons running back towards her. "What?"
"We found the source of the stench!"
"And it's coming this way!"
"What is it you fools?" She raised an optic as she saw a familiar human running towards them, the stench growing stronger and stronger in the process. "Jack."
"Airachnid." He frowned while the deception felt her body starting to feel sick from the stench. "So you're behind….whatever you're doing here."
"Ugh, usually I'd be thrilled to have a chance to rip you apart, but right now you stink so bad it's making it hard to enjoy." she spoke with a glare.
"Well that's good." He smirked. "Because I'm going to climb on you and make you puke!" 'Please buy that bluff!'
She groaned before seeing the pod's occupants starting to open their optics. "Or I can leave you here to my new pets."
"Pets?" He asked before seeing the fembot running away as the Vehicons began blasting the walls around him.
"Bye bye Jack! Ha ha ha!" Airachnid laughed as the walls and ceiling caved in and locked Jack inside, along with the pods. 'Ugh! That organic stank!'
"Uh Airachnid?"
"What?" She frowned at a Vehicon.
"How are you going to command the Insecticons if you cut our way off to them?"
"..." she screamed in frustration while attacking the Vehicons.
(With Jack)
Jack looked at the rubble and the cocoons which began to twitch and move making him back up. "Fuck."
The pod like cocoons kept on moving as a clicking sound was heard from within.
'I need to get out of here!' he thought before running over to the rubble and tried moving some away to make a hole.
Only for more stones to land on the earthen floor as the pods began to break apart.
"Come on come on come on!" Jack yelled while figures started to break out of the pods and ripped the cocoons apart. "Come on!"
The figures began to let out more clicking sounds with Jack paling and running on adrenaline just to get away. The figures landed on the ground while clicking away as Jack started to smell even more than normal, which got their attention.
'HELP!' he thought as he began to feel genuine fear and panted from his strength going away. He then got turned around as he fainted on the spot.
(Some time later)
'Is this it? Am I dead?' Jack thought while slowly coming to. 'And do I feel….water on me?'
As he began to slowly open his eyes he heard more clicking sounds making him close them.
'I guess not, but I'm gonna be pretty soon. I'm sorry Miko, Raf, Arcee, Optimus, mom, I couldn't give my last goodbyes.' He thought while trying to look around, only to see that he was on the ground as….black energon oozed from something right above him.
That being several large robotic insects' mouths.
Jack managed to get one eye open to keep the energon from sinking into his other one slowly looked up and stayed still as he saw several Insecticons looking down at him.
Each one VERY different from one another in EVERY WAY!
The first one was covered in purple metallic armor around the chest area with a gold section rising from the stomach area that had an insignia, covered the legs with silver allow running up the shins with kneecap armor, the same metallic shine on the arms with purple rotating joints attached between the elbow and arms, also had several openings around the purple armor while having two short black mandibles on the shoulders. It had what looked like a metallic horn with curved extensions on it's back with only two mandibles around the face area that had two glowing red eyes, with the mouth looking like it had black lipstick.
The second one was also covered in purple metallic armor near the stomach area, silver armor going around its body, purple armor and gold armor that was prompted near the gauntlets, which were curved and spiked, and the shoulder and chest area, which were also spiked and similar to shoulder guards, with some gold curves near the upper thighs, purple hands with giant silver and purple feet in the shape of avian like legs, but with a long curved edge near the upper portion of the leg that went inwards and a sharp purple spike near the back of the large legs. It's eyes were a pure red visor with two long gold horns, a tiny insignia under its metal face that no visible mouth, two tiny purple limbs on its back that went upwards along with two giant silver and metal pincers that went over its two shoulders like a metallic serpent.
The third one had an all gold chest with an insignia in the center of the chest, rounded purple shoulders with gauntlets mounted with machine like guns, two large silver horns that curved and bent upwards and towards the inside, two gold circles with a glowing purple middle over the chest area, a red visor with a small amount of black lipstick, dark black armor plated legs with a purple foot and dark lines of purple coursing through them, silver upper thighs and what looked like exhaust points near the shoulder areas that glowed with a purple hue.
The fourth one had a more drastic change in color as the armor around the chest area was dark silver with two glowing spots that resembled eyes while having grey and black armor around their forearms with two large grey pincers with purple barrels coming from them with black armor around the sternum, grey metallic armor on the legs, with black shin guards and purple legs. On its back was what looked like a bigger barrel with purple stripes going across it with a pointed black tip on top as the insignia was on its tail.
The fifth one was similar to a small Vehicon, but with three toed feet, dark gold armor near the shoulders, the middle of the lower foot, the pelvis, and two orbs near the chest area, a pair of wings with large circular purple fans in the middle of them, black armor on the upper, torso area, knee and lower leg areas, a purple center to the pointed knee guards, dark gold eyes with a silverish face with dark silver lipstick, a golden stripe over its head with two tiny horns on its head, two gold circles on both sides of its head, a tiny dark purple thorax on its back along with a single arm cannon on its left arm as the insignia was in the center of its chest.
Jack paled while feeling like he went to robot hell. They looked down at him closely while the first one reached down and grabbed him by his body. 'Crap, they're gonna crush me for kicks!'
The Insecticon looked at him while taking a sniff of him.
'Ahhhh!' Jack thought in fear while closing his eyes.
But after five minutes of this….nothing happened. Like at all.
'Huh?' he thought before opening his eyes and saw them curiously leaning down near him, but not trying to harm him. "What the?"
They looked at him while not moving at all, like a statue if you didn't notice them blinking occasionally.
'Ok, now I'm scared!' He thought in fear. 'What if they're thinking of new ways to squash me?'
The second one let out a clicking sound before leaning down and sniffed Jack more and stood up before letting out a loud roar which the others mirrored as the first one carefully set Jack back on his feet.
"Ow! Ok what's with the roaring?" He yelled while covering his ears.
The fourth one snapped it's pincers before Jack noticed so many other Insecticons, all of them the usual kind Jack was use to, before seeing them all begin to start bowing on one knee.
"...eh?" He muttered while looking absolutely confused. "Why are you all bowing?"
They kept still while Jack slowly tried to process this new information.
'Ok, so they're not killing me, or tearing me apart, and now they're bowing. How long was I passed out?' He thought while looking around and didn't see Airachnid. 'Ok, she and the Vehicons aren't around, so I have a little time to figure this out. So if they came here for the energon AND this hive, she was gonna expand her forces. But why would they be bowing if she's not here? It's just me.'
The Insecticons kept on bowing while Jack tried to figure this puzzle out.
'Ok, maybe it's my human charm...no no. That's silly.' He thought while thinking back, only to see the black energon on their lips, making him recall his experience with it before. 'Wait….the black energon! It's came from their mouths and….oh my god! I got covered in their spit! Ew! Nasty!'
While he tried to wipe it off, that's when it hit him.
'Wait, I got covered in this stuff before I wound up here. Could that have something to do with why they haven't already killed me?' He thought while recalling in class that some animals can smell unique pheromones or smells that either identified another of its species or attracts them, depending on either territory or maintain a colony. 'Oh no.'
He started to see the pieces fit in and tried to get rid of some of the energy in his shirt by squeezing it. But it was too late as he still smelled like Insecticon, and it was in his very body too.
They rose up while waiting for Jack to say something or do a gesture.
"Uh...hi?"
They chattered in response.
"Uh….how are you?"
They chattered again while speaking in a foreign and ancient tongue.
"So…...you're hungry?"
They chattered in disagreement, some shaking their heads yes and others shaking their heads no.
'Ok this is getting me nowhere, especially when I have no idea what they're saying.' He thought while looking at the five main Insecticon's armor. 'These ones are different though. Could they be some kind of leaders for the others?'
As he looked at them, he started to think 'What is under the armor?' and 'Why is it so bulky?'
But that's when he felt the ground rumble and turned to the rubble while the Insecticons let out warning clicks.
RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE!
'Shit! Is it the decepticons?!' thought Jack as he saw the Insecticons start growing agitated.
RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE!
CRASH!
A hole was blasted open making Jack turn and saw Airachnid trying to crawl through with a smirk.
"Hello Jack, miss me~?" she chuckled before spotting the Insecticons and gave a bigger smirk. "Oh look, you've met my new army. Hello my drones, your queen has arrived."
They looked at her before clicking at her in aggression.
Airachnid made the hole bigger and entered using her legs making Jack back up as she looked around. "My my, seems like some of the originals are better than I imagined. You'll be perfect."
"Um…" Jack gulped. "Stay back I stink?"
"You do, but I will still rip your body apart." She smirked before seeing the main Insecticons standing in front of her 'prey'. All of them let out clicks with frowns which confused her. "What are you doing? Move aside so I can rip that organic to pieces."
They clicked again while aiming their horns and weapons at her.
"As your queen I'm ordering you to listen." she frowned.
And cue them charging at her with the rage of a massive hornet swarm.
She jumped back in surprise before firing webbing at them.
But they kept coming and coming as they fired at her or bit her legs with their jaws, shocking Jack in the process.
'They're not listening to her at all.' He thought in shock as Airachnid got swarmed and was almost eaten alive. 'That's a good thing….right?'
"Get off me!" she yelled out while shocked. 'What's going on? They should be obeying me!'
The Insecticons kept on chewing on her before she got out of the swarm, but with lots of bite marks and missing bits of armor. She scrambled through the hole with the Vehicons surprised.
"Airachnid, what happened?"
She growled at them while scrambling away. "Just blast them!" 'Jack! You will pay for this!'
The Vehicons were confused before seeing Insecticons poking through the hole and looking livid.
"Oh sl-" One cried out before getting eaten alive. "AHHHHHH!"
They rushed out of the hole and knocked the rubble away completely with Jack watching with wide eyes.
"...holy crap…" he muttered while so blown away he forgot the first Insecticon he looked at stood by his side.
It clicked while poking his cheek a few times.
(Later on)
"Any sign of cons?" asked Miko to Ratchet. "We've been wandering for half an hour and it's starting to feel creepy. I mean we should have run into more, right?"
"True, we should have seen a Vehicon by now." He muttered while Raf tripped on….a head.
A Vehicon head to be exact, ripped off and still oozing energon.
"Oof!"
"Woah!" spoke Arcee as they saw the head.
"What the?" Miko said in shock. "What happened to the con?"
"I don't know, but you and Raf better stay back." spoke Ratchet firmly. "Whatever caused this was no ally to them, and the way it was torn off shows it was done by something savage."
Arcee readied her blasters while looking around the area.
Only for Miko to discover a large 'battleground' with millions of Vehicon parts, all oozing with energon and had bite marks all over their armor and heads. "Holy crap!"
Ratchet covered his mouth while Raf paled and Arcee looked green.
"By the allspark, this is...a massacre."
"What could've done this?!" Miko groaned out.
Beep beep.
"Zzzz guys zzzz are you zzzz there zzzz?" Said a voice from their commlinks.
"It's Jack!" Raf held the button down. "Jack! Jack! Can you come in?"
"Raf? Zzzz come here zzzz Insect-ZZZZZZ!"
And cue the commlink making a massive static sound that nearly blew their ears off.
"Oh no, he's in trouble."
"Let's get going!" Miko yelled while running past the bodies, only to slip on some energon. "Eep!"
"Miko don't!" Arcee moved over and caught her. "We're going to find him, but you need to watch your step."
"But he might be insect food!"
"True." Ratchet said.
"Not helping!" frowned Arcee before they heard what sounded like a swarm of clicking sounds around the corner.
Click click click click click.
"Oh no." Raf gulped as the clicking became louder and louder.
"Wait, you don't think the insects he meant could be Insecticons, right?" asked Miko nervously.
"You might be right." Arcee frowned while the clicking became VERY loud.
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!
"It sounds like a whole hive of them." spoke Ratchet. "We need to fall back to base."
"But Jacks still here!"
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!
"No time, we need to move NOW!"
"No!" frowned Arcee firmly. "There's still a chance we can get Jack out of here."
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!
That was when the Insecticons started rushing from the darkest tunnel with the force and aggression of a million hornet hives, all ready to eat ANYTHING in their path.
"Here they come!" screamed Miko.
The cybertronian lifeforms rushed towards them while eating the leftover Vehicon parts, all looking like a wave of metal and purple.
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!
The kids screamed and closed their eyes while Arcee and Ratchet stood their ground, ready to fight to the end.
"STOP!"
They suddenly stopped moving while standing perfectly still.
"Eh?" Arcee muttered in confusion.
"They...stopped?"
"But how?" Ratchet muttered.
The Insecticons stayed still as someone walked to the front of the swarm.
"Jack!"
He chuckled while looking a little tried, but STILL smelled like melted tar and rotting fish in a blender. "Sorry about that guys. I kinda...got distracted."
"You're alive!" smiled Raf as he and Miko ran over, but stopped and covered their noses due to the smell. "And still smell."
"I know." He sighed. "But the good news is that well….I know what black energon is."
"And that is?" Arcee said while still keeping her guard on.
"Insecticon drool….ew."
Ratchet looked at the bots that glared at them and kept his guard up. "Jack, walk towards us slowly, no sudden moves."
"I would, but…" he sighed. "They follow me around. Apparently being coated in black energon….kinda attracts them like bees."
"Uh...say what?" spoke up Miko.
"I kinda….produce Insecticon pheromones." he replied awkwardly. "I mean, at least I think so. They don't seem to be dangerous if I smell like this, but the funny thing is not even Airachnid could get them to listen to her."
"What?! She was here?!" Arcee snapped as the main five Insecticons roared at them. "Wait….oh no. Not them again! And here I thought Grimlock destroyed them all!"
"Apparently not." frowned Ratchet. "Jack, get away from them."
"Um why?"
"Because those are the original Insecticons." He frowned while eyeing the first one. "And not clones that Bulkhead destroyed like this Hardshell."
"But they're not doing anything. Watch." he turned to the Insecticons. "All of you back up."
They did so in a single group.
"Now move to the left."
They did so.
"To the right and spin!"
They did so.
"Now stop."
The Insecticons instantly stopped.
"See? Right now they're listening to me and I think we should use that." remarked Jack.
"Like how?" asked Raf.
"Well you guys DID pick up a huge reading of energon around here, right?"
"Yes, why….wait. You're not saying we should." Ratchet said with wide optics.
"They could probably help us move it all back to base."
"Oh no! We will not do that! These Insecticons have committed war crimes for a reason!" frowned Ratchet while pointing to them. "Saying we should have them be brought to the base is like just rolling over and letting Megatron win!"
They clicked at this.
"Well maybe it might work. I mean we might need some more muscle right?" Jack pointed out while the third Insecticon drooled on him. He grimaced and moved away while Arcee crossed her arms.
"Jack, if you knew what they did on Cybertron, you'd understand Ratchet's reasoning. I don't think it's a good idea either."
"But it might work."
"Until the stench wears off and you get eaten."
"I don't think that's possible." He sweatdropped. "I mean I'm getting drenched with….black energon constantly."
"Then move away from them." spoke Miko while coughing. "It doesn't take a genius."
"Can't." He said as the fourth Insecticon began drooling on him. "They won't stop drooling on me."
"Then tell them to stop."
"What do you think I've tried?"
"Well yeah." Miko deadpanned as the Insectricons began drooling on him at once.
"Gah! Stop that!"
They shook their heads yes, and stopped.
"..." he gave Miko a 'don't even say it' look.
"I stand by what I said." spoke Ratchet firmly while glaring at the five Insecticons that were nothing like the rest.
Each one glared at Ratchet while some looked at him with an evil look in their optics and smirked on their faces.
"But Ratchet-"
"No buts."
Jack grumbled at this while the Insecticons kept on glaring at the Autobots. "Alright Ratchet."
"So you better tell these cons to slag it." Arcee frowned.
They clicked at her with a very loud chatter.
"Sorry guys, but you can't come with."
They chattered at this while looking annoyed, like very annoyed.
"Let's get back to base." spoke Ratchet.
Jack walked towards Arcee, who had to hold a gag from the stench, as the Insecticons watched them walking away from them.
All of them shared a look and clicked together.
(Later)
-Autobot HQ-
Jack grumbled while everyone was avoiding him like the plague. "How much longer will I have this smell on me?"
"From my scans." Ratchet said. "About….all your cycles."
"Oh god! All my life?! That's….oh god!"
"Not to worry, with enough time I can synthesize something to counteract it, but it'll take some time."
He grumbled at this while not seeing the ground cracking under his feet. 'Why me?! The guys and girls at school will be grossed out by this stench!'
"Relax Jack, you just need about...a few hundred air fresheners." spoke Raf trying to be helpful.
"Or a hazmat suit." Miko gagged. "Maybe get homeschooled?"
Jack groaned even louder at that as the ground started to rumble a little. "Not helping!"
"Hey, we're just-woah!" spoke Miko as the ground rumbled harder making them wobble. "What's going on?"
Rumble rumble!
Jack fell on the ground as he found himself rocketed into the air by a tremendous force as Insecticons rose from the ground. "AHHHH!"
"Insecticons!" Raf cried out as he and Miko moved back as they climbed in with one of them looking up and saw Jack falling.
And grabbed him with their pincer arms.
"Ugh…" he groaned while hanging by his pants.
"How did they find us?!" spoke up Miko as she and Raf hid behind some barrels. "Ratchet made sure we weren't followed!"
"They must've picked up Jack's energon contamination."
Jack groaned while the fifth and fourth figures aimed their blasters and tails at the Autobots.
"Put him down!" ordered Arcee bringing her own blasters out while Bulkhead and Bumblebee rushed out and their optics widened.
The Insecticons clicked at them while Jack noticed some strange screws near one of their necks.
'What's with those?'
"What are they doing here?" asked Bulkhead bringing his mace out. "And didn't I already disassemble you Hardshell?"
"That was a clone Bulkhead, this is the original." Ratchet frowned. "The original ones from Cybertron all those cycles ago."
"Oh slag."
Jack looked at the screws while seeing more of them on the five main Insecticons, which really confused him.
"Put down the boy." ordered Ratchet with a glare.
They clicked at him while not moving an inch. They then aimed at Ratchet with their firearms.
"No! No fighting!" Jack spoke up quickly. "I order you to stand down!"
They stopped and lowered their weapons.
"Uh...what's going on?" Bulkhead whispered.
"Jack got covered in Insecticon drool and became a stink bomb." Miko gagged.
"Which seems to make the Insecticons follow his orders." spoke up Raf.
"Zvlazlipls?" Bumblebee stated as Jack began to get curious about the screws.
'Maybe they're weak points?' he wondered before reaching down and grabbed one before he started pulling.
The second Insecticon looked up and frowned at him.
"Um….hi?" he greeted before it let out a louder clicking sound.
"Uh, hey Ratchet, question." spoke up Miko. "Why aren't they, you know, talking?"
"I don't know, from what Grimlock told us they did talk. But a few stellar cycles in space could have fried their circuits." He shrugged. "But Grimlock at the time was heavily modified by Shockwave so his statement might be invalid."
"Who's Grimlock?"
"Long story."
Jack slowly looked at the screws before getting an idea. "Hey, let me down."
The second Insecticon did so while he landed on his feet.
"Ok….so um…" he mentally prepared himself before saying. "Disengage armor?" 'I hope I didn't make them confused, or worse offended.'
The Insecticons looked at each other with the main five pointing to themselves.
"Yes you five. Disengage armor."
"Um Jack." Miko said. "What the HELL are you doing?!"
"I don't really know to be honest." He gulped while the Insecticons began to click to themselves.
"I thought you had a plan!"
"I do! Kinda." he spoke as the Insecticons reached for the screws and started to take them out.
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
Which caused a very heavy crash when the screws hit the ground.
"By the allspark." muttered Ratchet as his and the others optics/eyes widened at what the Insecticons looked like.
The armor fell off like tiles on a house as each one looked…..COMPLETELY WEIRD!
Raf's jar dropped as he turned red with Miko whistling while also wide eyed.
Jack himself couldn't look away while the Insecticons let out what sounded like groans as they stretched their bodies out.
The first one was slimmer with a large ass, H cup breasts, skinner arms and legs, with a feminine face.
The second one also was slimmer with a smaller ass, a G cup chest, longer pincers on the back and more pronounced lipstick.
The third was slimmer, but had a slightly larger ass and I cup breasts, smoother horns on her back and longer nails.
The fourth was semi large near the waist area due to the armor with a J cup chest, wide ass, a skinner tail that curled around her body and a sexier face with lipstick near her fangs.
The fifth one had a very petite body with a F cup chest, massive ass near the thorax, skinner wings, and a slim face.
In other words, they were very hot fembots!
"What...the...slag?" muttered Bulkhead.
"Fembots?" Arcee frowned. "Those cons were...fembots?!"
"Woah…" Jack trailed off, stunned since the breasts actually seemed to jiggle as they stretched while in translucent pouches that seemed to hold energy.
They clicked before coughing and started gasping a little as they spat out some energon cubes.
"Gah." The first Insecticon gagged while sounding like a very tired female barbarian. "I hate when energon gets stuck in your systems."
"Yeah, I felt like I was gonna wear out my spark." groaned the second one while sounding slightly maniacal and friendly at the same time.
"I really hate stasis pods." The third one groaned while sounding very arrogant. "Almost as much as I hate Autobots."
"Yeah!" The fourth one said while sounding very feminine yet blunt. "I just want to fire my stinger at them all!"
"Not in front of these slags." groaned the fifth one while sounding like a larger version of Miko. "They are known for lashing out at anyone, especially the flat chested fembot there."
That made Arcee narrow her optics with Miko covering her mouth.
'Oh boy, shit just got real.'
Jack shook his head and looked at them. "Ahem."
All five looked at him. "What?"
"So…...you're fembots?"
"Well yeah." The second one deadpanned. "What did you think we were? Binary or something?"
"Uh...no?"
They sighed at this.
"It must be the armor." grumbled the fifth fembot. "It ALWAYS does that when we are in combat."
"Uh, excuse me." Miko spoke up.
"Oh an organic." The fourth one said while pointing her tail at her. "Better destroy it before it pukes acid or something."
"No way!" Jack ran over to get in front of Miko. "No destroying!"
"Slag it." She grumbled while the tail moved away. "You're no fun."
"As I was saying, what the heck is going on?!" Miko cried out. "You five were girls this whole time?"
"Yep." The first one said. "For many cycles."
"And you all wore that armor, the whole time?" asked Jack.
"Yep." The second fembot smirked. "But we had to figure out HOW to get it off when we were made."
"Yeah." The fifth fembot frowned. "That slag organic armor restricted us for cycles until we got them off, on complete accident too."
"And it's all combat related." muttered the third fembot. "So we just kept them on and completely forgot to take the screws off before that energon guzzling Grimlock started breathing fire on us!"
"Yeah!" The second one frowned. "And I almost got blasted apart! Damn Shockwave sending us into space for 'research'."
"By the allspark." Grumbled the first one. "At least I know who to eat AFTER we leave this place. I bet he made a copy of me just to spite me."
"Alright enough!" spoke Ratchet with a glare. "Whether you're fembots or not, that doesn't change the fact you won't get away with what you did, I can guarantee it."
"Hold up!" spoke Jack quickly. "Look, I'm sure they did some bad stuff, and I'm not saying they should get off the hook, but I've got questions."
Ratchet raised an optic at this. "If you knew what they did you wouldn't be willing to ask them anything."
"This isn't related to what they did." he turned to them. "Why did you all follow me here? Is it the energon I'm covered in?"
"That's one part of the equation." The third one smirked. "The other part is that you look attractive, for an organic….what are you exactly?"
"I'm human, so are they." he spoke pointing to Raf and Miko who gave awkward waves.
"I thought they were acid spitting Martians." The fifth fembot grumbled. "Now THOSE were nasty. Both in taste and tentacles, especially the indigestion."
"Can we please focus?" Jack frowned.
"Sorry, continue."
"Are you following the scent like actual insects? I mean I'm asking because Airachnid is the only Decepticon out of every other con we've faced, and she has her own personal squad of Insecticons that listen to her."
"You mean the semi competent scrapling?" Asked the second fembot. "Because we did track your pheromone trail, but why would Insecticons, female ones at that, follow a non Insecticon based lifeform?"
"I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. Especially since this is the closest we've had to Insecticons that will talk first and attack later." muttered Jack.
"That's simple." smirked the first fembot. "We don't follow those that only 'attempt' to influence us. We need some proof of them being a good allie, like Megatron."
"Or you." The fifth fembot pointed out. "But that could be because you smell nice and look handsome. But that could be the stasis hangover we still have, we've been in there for a long time so our circuits could be more malleable to outside influences."
"So because he stinks and you girls drooled on him, you're all fine with listening to him?" asked Miko.
They nodded. "Yep."
Jack groaned at this along with Arcee. "But you're aware of this, which means can't you make your own choices?"
"Oh of course we can." The third fembot chuckled. "But when we are around you, we just feel compelled to listen to you. No matter how annoying the command is."
'Ok, kind of weird how that works.' he thought. "So if I were to, and this is just a guess, ask you to help us fight Megatron…"
"We would do it near you, but when you're not around." The first fembot frowned. "We will eat them, circuits and all."
"See Jack? Energon lustful monsters." spoke up Ratchet. "They'd sooner strip Cybertron of every strip of energon before-"
"Hey!" The fourth fembot frowned. "Even WE can't eat Cybertron! Do we look like Unicon?!"
He rolled his optics at that comment. "My point being is that none of you can be trusted. I'd sooner trust Starscream then you!"
All five glared at him while Jack coughed.
"So what are your names?"
"Hardshell." The first fembot said.
"Kickback." The second fembot smirked.
"Sharpshot." The third one laughed. "And I'm the best out of all of these bots."
"Scorponok." The fourth fembot said.
"And I'm Waspinator." The fifth fembot grinned. "And I'm the best shot here, and cuter than that autobot slagbot there."
"Say that to my face bug." growled Arcee.
"Alright look, I'm stopping this fighting right now." spoke up Jack before turning to Ratchet. "Look, let's wait and talk to Optimus about this before we make a decision because this feels like something really important."
"Fine, but you need to keep an optic on those five." He frowned. "Especially the three main ones, those bots destroyed more lives than anyone else."
"Heard that." Kickback frowned. "And again, the Forged were the ones that started it! Those cannibal slags!"
"Excuses excuses." spoke Bulkhead with a frown. "Did you tell that to the ones you took prisoner before or after you took their sparks?"
"Oh be quiet tincan!"
Jack groaned and rubbed his head before sitting on the ground.
(Later)
Jack sighed while currently in his room, away from all the chaos at the base, as the Insecticons actually left him alone….for some reason. "This is getting insane. If we can get them to listen and help us it'd be a big help, but there's no way the others can trust them. I wonder if Optimus ever had to deal with something like this."
As he looked at his wall, he didn't notice that the Insecticons were watching him from the window, being VERY quiet.
"But still, how do I get rid of them?" he rubbed his head. 'If I do, how can I guarantee they won't side with Airachnid or Megatron? They managed to follow me here by smell, which means they could help lead them to where the base is.'
That was when his mother walked in.
"Jack, dinner…" she looked at the Insecticons and screamed. "GIANT BUGS!"
Jack jumped and whirled around before going wide eyed. "W-What are you doing here?!"
"Just keeping an optic on you." Kickback smirked. "And do you want us to slag this organic?"
"No! This is my mom!" he ran over to the window. "You guys gotta get out of here, before anyone else spots you!"
They sighed before transforming and either flew away or dug underground.
June paled while trying to take deep breaths. "Jack...what...who…."
"Calm down mom. I can explain."
(A bit later)
June sighed while looking annoyed at Jack. "So THAT'S why you smell? Oh god Jack, I knew something like this would happen when you go on those crazy adventures."
"Mom listen, I get this is a bit...much, but-"
"Oh no young man, much doesn't begin to start!" she frowned. "You smell worse than some of the dead bodies I've seen at the hospital, which apparently attracted giant insect robots who listen to you, and apparently the ones out there are some of the WORST ones who fought against Optimus and the others? I'd say that's enough to give me a heart attack if I was on my last line!"
He gulped at this. "Sorry mom, but apparently….I can't get rid of it. Ratchet said that the 'black energon' seeped itself into my DNA."
June groaned at this.
"B-But we can use them to fight Megatron."
"And become the talk of the town. 'The living stink bomb' I see the newspapers saying! Jack, you're going to NEVER have social contact ever again if you don't fix this."
"But Ratchet DID say he might be able to make something that can get rid of the smell."
"And?"
"It might take a while." He chuckled nervously.
She grumbled. "Why does this always happen to me?"
(Much later on)
The Insecticon drones were currently wandering around the base without causing trouble as Ratchet got finished explaining everything to Optimus.
All the while Waspinator was poking fun at Arcee, which got them into a cussing match as Optimus watched on with a long sigh.
"By the allspark, this is too strange for me Ratchet."
"You think? It's taking everything I have not to throttle these...these….scraplets!"
That got him some dirty looks from the drones that passed away with a few even growling. Especially one that nipped at his foot in retaliation.
"Hey!" he would have swung had Optimus not held him back. "See? Having them here would lead to nothing but trouble."
"Even so, we best not provoke them. After all, Insecticons have led raids and front line assaults back on Cybertron."
Ratchet frowned at the reminder as the other main Insecticons walked by. "I still don't trust them."
"You have every right not to. I myself have been on guard since I arrived." admitted the leader.
Sharpshot smirked while looking at Bumblebee. "What's wrong bot? Scraplet got your voice box?"
"Zxavzzz!"
"What? Can't hear you over the static! Ha ha!"
That made him frown and shake a fist at her.
That was also when Miko walked by and got picked up by Kickback.
"Mmm." She looked at the human. "Meh, too small and tiny to be a threat. Unless you have tentacles in your optics, right little numan?"
"Let me go you overgrown cockroach!" she yelled flailing her limbs as Bulkhead walked over with a frown.
"I'm not a cockroach! I'm a locust!"
"You're about to be a squashed one if you don't put Miko down, now." spoke Bulkhead bringing his mace out.
She threw her at him. "Yeah yeah, keep your pet. I really don't care for that numan."
"It's human!"
Kickback rolled her optics while Scorponok walked over to Arcee and Waspinator.
"If you're willing for a fight, I'll blast ya."
"No no no!" Waspinator quickly said. "You're going to put us out of commission with your blasts!"
"Hey! I don't do it all the time!"
"You do it even in stasis! Back during our run in with Swoop!" 'Damn giant bird thing!'
"Just don't get any funny ideas." warned Arcee with a glare. "You may listen to Jack, but that doesn't mean having you around him is a good idea."
"So it's not because you're envious?" Waspinator smirked. "Because I can tell a envbot from a bitch con anyday. Oh wait, you autobot fembots are bitches!"
"Say that to my face again you slag!"
"Sure, bitch con."
That got Arcee to tackle her to the floor while Optimus walked over.
"Enough! Both of you!"
"But she started it!" Arcee frowned as Waspinator smirked at her evilly.
"I'm aware of that." he spoke before turning to the Insecticon. "Instead of creating tension here, perhaps we should all gather together and talk like decent bots."
"Yeah, no." Hardshell frowned. "After all, your lizard nearly sent us offline, permanently."
"Grimlock was trying to survive after what that mad bot Shockwave did to him!" spoke up Ratchet. "Don't try to play the victim here."
"We are!" Kickback frowned. "We lost our hives, nearly our numbers and all because of you Autobots and the Forged! Those slag faced cannibals!"
"All the while taking some of our best buds too." spoke Bulkhead.
Tension became thick at this point in time while the drones watched on with clicks.
Miko and Raf hid while looking and them while Hardshell crossed her arms.
"Let me make this clear. If it wasn't for that small human, we would have slaughtered you all and taken every shred of energon from this place for ourselves. He's the only thing keeping you safe."
"Yeah." Waspinator frowned before blinking. "Speaking of which where is the numan?"
"Human." The leader frowned.
"Oh, my bad."
"And he's busy at school." Arcee frowned. "Especially when your drool is making him stink like a smelting pit!"
"Oh please, it smells just fine to us." spoke Kickback with a wave.
"Like fresh energon cubes." smirked Scorponok. "With a hint of platinum."
"No." Sharpshot frowned. "He smells like crushed diamond on a magma trail."
"What matters now is that we stop with the fighting." spoke up Optimus firmly. "What happened before cannot be undone, no matter how much some of us wish for it. What can be done though is trying to find a solution that will work for all of us. Even if Jack is the only reason you and your hive are controlling yourselves, you are still in our base. We have more experience when dealing with the humans and can provide you with tips to keep from making them fear you, leading to their military becoming involved."
They blinked at this while chuckling a little.
"What's so funny?" Miko spoke out.
"Just the notion that humans can destroy us is funny." Sharpshot chuckled. "I mean we lived for many cycles, what could they do to us?"
"Uh, we can do plenty." Miko crossed her arms with Waspinator crouching down near her.
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
"This. Raf, can you bring up a video on what a nuke can do?"
"Sure." He said while running to his laptop and began to type it in.
(With Jack)
He grumbled while finally getting out of class, which was a disaster due to everyone either puking or fainting from his stench. It was so bad he had to wear several air fresheners around himself. 'I hate today.'
As he got out of the school, he tried to make sure he didn't meet anyone else lest his stink caused more chaos then just passing out. Luckily he spotted Arcee parked nearby with the hologram rider on it.
"Coming?" She asked with her new human hologram voice box.
"I'm coming." He said while walking over, not seeing a giant bee like airplane flying overhead and hovered over the school. He got on the back and sighed in relief. "You have no idea how happy I am to see you Arcee, today has been brutal."
"Same back at base, those cons are really pushing my buttons."
"You guys didn't go to war, right?" he tried joking as she drove away.
"We did." She deadpanned while the airplane started flying alongside the motorcycle from above. "But they seemed to settle down when Miko and Raf showed them just what a nuke can do when they started talking big."
"Oh boy." He muttered. "That would do it. Kinda like you guys when you learned about them."
"At least we were willing to listen. Those Insecticons are trouble through and through, and having them around is like dealing with Airachnid all over again."
As they drive on, the airplane flew closer to Jack and stayed overhead.
He blinked while hearing a whooshing sound. He looked up and nearly fell off Arcee in surprise. "Woah!"
"What is it?!"
"It's Waspinator….I think! She's overhead!"
"What?! Get away from here you overgrown bug! You'll attract unwanted attention!"
"Oh leave me be! I'm keeping an eye on him, along with exterminating pests!" She said while Jack groaned at this.
"No attacking the people!"
"Slag it all!"
"Go back to base, now!"
She grumbled before transforming, grabbed Jack and then changed back as she flew away from Arcee.
"Get back here with my partner con!"
"Never!"
"Woah!" cried Jack getting buckled up inside the cockpit. "Waspinator, what are you doing?"
"Getting you to the hive, the autoslag one." She said. "And that bitch bot was too slow."
"We were already heading there just fine on our own."
"Yet I'm going to bring you there faster." She laughed before zipping across the sky. "Also you REALLY smell good today."
He groaned and facepalmed.
"What? You really smell good, like liquid gold."
"Not helping my dilemma." He muttered while noticing that her chest was in the cockpit, acting like a set of control panels. He jumped back and turned red. 'Woah!'
"Are you looking at my chest or something?"
"N-No!"
"I see, so you're NOT going to manually control my systems?" She teased.
"N-No!"
"Not even once? They're right in front of you." Waspinator laughed as Jack turned bright red and saw the 'controls' jiggling.
"R-Really, you've got the flying part down on your own."
She then started to dip down on purpose. "Oh no! I'm going down~"
"Hey don't joke like that!" he cried out in panic.
She laughed while NOT moving back up.
He grumbled before grabbing the 'controls' as the airplane got back to its normal position. He then noticed how soft and squishy they were.
"Like them?"
Jack turned red and moved his hands off on impulse. "S-Sorry!"
"Ha! Don't be, I'm not that flustered about my chest being handled." Waspinator smirked. "Now let's get you back...or we can have another groping session~"
"No no, let's just get back to the base." He blushed. 'Oh god….what just happened?!'
'Looks like that plans been terminated. I hope the others do better than me.' Waspinator thought while flying away.
(Two weeks later)
After two weeks of dealing with their 'guests', something seemed to be...changing. And no they didn't turn into humans or become giant monsters, they just seemed…..weirder than normal, as normal as matter eating techno organic lifeforms could be.
The first sign was they seemed to stop starting fights. That's a given, but they still made jabs to Arcee for some reason.
The second sign was that they started letting them ride on their bodies, which was odd for various reasons and uncomfortable if you ask anyone NOT used to giant insect robots.
Honestly it was a breather since now Jack and his friends didn't need to come to the base and expect carnage, for now.
However there was a third sign, A VERY big one. They seemed…..to try and either embarrass Jack or tried flirting, either with their bodies or their words.
Said boy himself was playing video games with Raf while Miko cheered.
"Go Jack go!"
Both kept on playing while Raf and Jack were neck and neck on a racing game.
"You're not gonna get me this time Raf."
"Oh? Well I'm almost at the finish line."
Both kept this up before the game concluded.
"Winner! Jack!"
"Oh yeah! Who's the man? I am!" he grinned jumping up.
"Alright alright, my turn." smirked Miko.
Jack smirked while they got ready to play again, all the while Kickback watched from behind Jack's back.
"Simulation training?" She asked.
"Something like that."
Kickback blinked while watching the humans playing their game. "How does it work?"
"Just racing to the finish on various vehicles without hitting any bombs. And I'm doing it with a motorcycle." Jack smirked. "And I'm winning!"
"Not for long Jacky boy!"
Both kept on raving each other while Miko started to race by Jack, only to hit a bomb.
"Damn it!"
"Ha!" Jack laughed before falling off a cliff. "Shit!"
"Karmas a bitch!" Miko laughed.
"Who is this karma?"
"It means anything you put out comes back at you." Jack said. "In equal measure. Like if you hit someone, you, in the future or in the present, will get hit that person back."
"...like fighting over energon?"
"Something like that." Miko said while still racing Jack on the video game. "Or like how I'm gonna kick Jack's ass right...about...now!"
"The winner, Miko!"
"YES!"
"Ah damn it! Stupid bombs!" Jack growled in frustration.
"Uh uh, uh uh, I won, I won, in your face!"
Both glared at this while Kickback and Scorponok, who walked by, watched on while eyeing Jack's tiny body.
'Looks and smells handsome today.' Both thought with a smirk.
"Best two out of three."
"You're on!" Miko grinned while Raf noticed the Insecticons' glaze.
'What are they look...oh right. Jack.' He thought with a sigh. 'I know it's rude, but I feel a little creeped out looking at their eyes.'
'We will get him later, once Hardshell finishes the preparations.'
(Some weeks later)
Jack was walking down the hall before spotting Kickback coming around the corner and smiled.
"Ah Jack, just the nu-human I wanted to see."
"Oh? What is it?" He asked while slightly confused.
"I thought I could talk to you and see if you knew just how great you are?" she asked while crouching down near him. "I mean out of all the humans here, you seem to be the most level headed out of them all."
"I don't know about that."
"I mean the others are bombastic or just stubborn. You? Not at all." she waved off. "I'll bet you probably get praised all the time for all the hard work you do here."
Jack lightly blushed. "Um thanks?"
"Why I'm sure if you put your mind to it, you could LEAD those Autobots. After all, as a human, you'd know how to keep them under control much easier than that big headed prime."
"Wait what? No no no, that's a terrible idea! I would be squashed!"
"So?"
"I'm nothing like the Autobots, the fighting part I mean. Without any big weapon or help I wouldn't last a second. Not to mention Optimus has way more experience than I could ever have. That's why he's the leader." He sweatdropped while Kickback smirked.
"Yet you have one thing he doesn't."
"And that is?"
"A nice smell." She grinned while Jack groaned as, along with everyone else found out some weeks ago, the antidote didn't work and well….he still smells 'nice' to the Insecticons.
"Well smelling good doesn't win wars."
"But making protoforms win the war." She smirked.
And cue the human coughing on his own spit. "W-What?"
"You heard me." She smirked while Scorponok walked behind Jack. "Making protoforms."
"Oh!" The other fembot smirked. "You're going to talk about that? Tell me more!"
Jack turned around in surprise. "Scorponok? How long have you been standing there?"
"Just now. So what's with the protoforms?"
"We were discussing the creation of protoforms." Kickback smirked. "In great detail."
"No we weren't." Jack interjected.
"Yes we were."
Scorponok chuckled. "So you weren't talking about doing it then? How sad."
"N-No! No no no." blushed Jack with his hands up. "Nothing like that at all."
"So you're not thinking about 'loosening' the 'main valve'?"
Jack turned more red at the innuendo and shook his head. "No!"
Both laughed at this while Jack felt ready to hide under a rock.
'Someone stop them before I scream!' He thought in embarrassment. 'It's hard enough not to stare at them, but talking about that? That doesn't help!'
They chuckled while still taking about innuendos, which made Jack turn redder than Optimus Prime's armor.
'Make them stop!' he thought before he tried sneaking away as they didn't turn to him. Only to get dragged into a storage closet by Sharpshot.
"Hush, I need to talk with you." She whispered with a noticeable smirk. "So don't make too much sound or they'll hear."
He gulped. "What is it?"
She looked around before pointing to her chest. "I somehow got a wrench up my cleavage, can you get it out?"
Jack's mouth went slack as he looked at her in surprise. "W-W-What?"
"Hush, quiet." She shushed him. "Just get the wrench out before anyone sees...or do you want to take a feel?"
"C-Can't you ask someone else to get it?"
"Can't, too embarrassing for a proud fembot." She huffed while picking Jack up and placed him on her right breast. "So get to it."
'Figures this was gonna happen eventually.' He thought before walking towards the crotch and looked down. 'Although I don't see anything looking like a wrench down there-'
Push~
And cue Jack falling through the cleavage and got stuck as Sharpshot began rubbing her chest.
"Caught you~"
"Hey! W-What's going on?" he blushed.
"Just you getting, what was it called again?" She smirked while rubbing her breasts from side to side. "A titfuck was it?"
"WHAT?!" He yelled out while getting moved around inside the Insecticon's chest, which caused him to turn red.
"Hush, just relax and have a nice feel." she whispered with a chuckle. "Go ahead and squeeze them if you like."
He blushed while trying to get out, only to squeeze the soft breasts and got himself a nosebleed and trapped at the same time. 'Oh god why did these have to be so soft!? Like REALLY soft!'
"You can touch them anytime you want whenever we're alone." She smirked while Jack groaned at this.
'Get me out of here!'
(Later)
Jack sighed as he finally got out of the chest and was eating some pizza, in town, away from the 'innuendo bots'. 'I thought I was never gonna get out of there. I don't know whether to feel like the luckiest guy in town or feel like some pervert.'
As he ate his large burger, he didn't hear the screams of people outside or the fact that a giant hercules beetle was crawling towards him.
'Maybe I should order another, for Miko. Knowing her she really wants a celebratory meal after beating Raf at video games.' he thought before he felt the ground shake and heard something breathing behind him. He turned and saw Hardshell right behind him. "Ah!"
She then used a horn to grab him by the shirt before dragging him away, burger still in his hands.
"H-Hardshell! What are you doing?"
"Dragging you off." She said while flying away. "And giving you a lift."
"I was eating!"
"And now you're with me." She said. "Oh, also we are going to this cliff side I found, a nice place for a hive."
'Not this again! She always tries to do this every day!' he thought in annoyance. "Can it at least wait until AFTER I'm done eating?"
"You can eat while on the way there."
Jack sighed while trying to keep from dropping his burger. 'Why me?'
But that was when Waspinator grabbed him in midair and flew away as Jack landed on her 'control panel' again.
"Hey! Give him back!"
"Not this time! I'm getting his sperm first!" Waspinator laughed while flying faster.
"What?!" blushed Jack, again.
"So just relax and get ready to have protoforms!"
"GET BACK HERE!"
Jack blushed while feeling like a main protagonist in a manga, but ten times as bad, because it's REAL life.
(Timeskip into the pas-I mean future)
"Arcee, you and I need to go for a ride, and I mean a long one."
"Where to and why?" She asked while in her vehicle form and waiting for him to sit on her.
"Some place private and far away from the base, in fact let's make it a secret and not tell anyone."
"Jack, was it the cons again?"
He was silent while putting the helmet on.
"Jack, did they do something to you?" She asked while Jack sat on her and revved the engine up.
"No, but I want us out of here just in case they come looking for me." He said while driving off.
"I see, but you do realize you still smell like melted cons in a smelter. They will eventually find us."
"I just need some time to think without them...teasing me."
Arcee mentally nodded at this as the Insecticons were getting too frisky with her partner. "So where to?"
"Just somewhere private, some place they wouldn't think of." Jack said before rephrasing it. "And no, we aren't….making protoforms."
"...why would you tell me that?!" She yelled in shock.
"I don't know, I think I'm just going nuts with these girls and their….ugh! Let's just go!" He blushed.
Arcee gave a shiver before driving off down the road. 'Why talk about it...oh Primus! Now I can't get it out of my circuits!'
(Later)
"Things have been hectic."
"Yeah, very hectic."
"I mean it's great that things have calmed down, and Ratchet isn't ready to put them down, but...it's like those five like teasing me so much it's like their hobby." Jack sighed while on Arcee's lap while watching the sun set over a cliffside. "And it's making me….nervous and embarrassed."
"I can see why." Arcee said with a frown. "They act like airheaded fembots from the red district, and they were nuts about getting paid."
"Wait, you guys had those?"
"It's not exactly something we like to talk about much."
"Oh." Jack said while laying back on her stomach. "Well if you ask me, they act like fangirls. And it's kinda scary."
"I honestly figured you'd be all for all the attention."
"Not when it's me in between their chests." He blushed. "As for fans, do I look like a famous actor?"
"No."
"Then I'm not comfortable with crazy fangirls the size of rockets!" he exclaimed in exasperation. "I mean I'm all for getting attention, but I figured it would be from girl's from school."
"Or from the Autobots." Arcee muttered before saying. "At least you didn't attract that con Airachnid. I would have be very trigger happy that day."
"Arcee, the day Airachnid, through some weird and messed up way, falls for me, is the day you become Megatron's girlfriend."
She glared at him. "Don't. Even. Say. That. Jack."
He gulped at the tone. "Sorry, but you get what I mean."
She rolled her optics while not seeing the five main Insecticons right behind her. "Let's just watch the sun and relax."
"Sounds good to me." Jack sighed while they watched the sunset, the Insecticons keeping quiet and also watching as well, which looked cute in a distance but not if you knew them. 'I hope this moment never ends.'
'Why do I feel like someone's watching?' Arcee thought while the other fembots watched them with either smirks or frowns.
'He's going to be mine.' All five thought with a devilish desire in their circuits.
"Hey Jack, maybe we should head back."
"Just give more minutes Arcee." Jack said. "Besides your lap is kinda cozy."
"Thanks." she replied while the Insecticons all glared.
'We will eat her!' All five thought.
'Ah.' Jack thought. 'This feels so nice and peaceful.'
Hardshell reached over and tapped Arcee on the head.
"Eh?" She blinked before quickly turning around and nearly jumped for her blasters. "What the?!"
"You've got something of ours." She said while the other fembots nodded in agreement. "So give him to us or get your posterior handed to you by the REAL fembot team."
Jack looked and groaned while Arcee got up. "Well it was fun while it lasted."
"So give him to us." Sharpshot frowned. "After all, you're not the right bot for the job."
"Yeah." Waspinator smirked. "We are the ones making the protoforms here, ha ha!"
"How is that even possible?" he asked. "I don't think humans and Insecticons are compatible for THAT."
Scorponok leaned down and whispered. "We will figure out that later, after you 'loosen' our 'valves'~"
And cue Jack turning bright red.
"Not happening." frowned Arcee.
"You want to come at us flatty?" smirked Waspinator. "Because we are going to take him one way or another."
"Starting with a blast to the chest." laughed Sharpshot and Kickback with sadistic glee.
"No you're not!" spoke up Jack. "I'm giving you all an order, no buts, and that's to go back to the base, now."
They blinked, cursed in cybertronian, and then transformed as they flew or ran away from the cliffside.
"I need to do that more often." Jack muttered while feeling a little calmer as Arcee sighed.
"Want to stay here for a few more minutes?"
"Yep."
(Later)
Jack sighed while looking at the Insecticons, all of which were waiting for him to say something. "Alright, new order. No more teasing."
"Why?" Sharpshot frowned.
"Because it's driving me nuts!"
"It's not that bad." smirked Kickback.
"Yes it is!" he frowned. "Do you know how hard it is to keep it together when you're my age?"
"Um…"
"Um…"
"Ah…"
"Um…."
"Eh….what?" Waspinator said in confusion. "Is that a trick question?"
"My point is that from now on, no teasing, innuendos, or anything like that."
"So no fucking?" They asked.
"No."
They all groaned at this with disbelief and disdain.
'They WANTED to do that?!' he thought before shaking his head. "Do I make myself clear?"
They muttered to themselves while nodding.
"Good." 'Hopefully they don't find any loopholes.'
'Still can't believe he didn't order us to not fuck for such and such a limit.' They thought with a small smirk. 'Meaning we CAN still do it without technically breaking the rule, since the rule is broken after the conversation is done.'
(Later)
After the talk, things had calmed down. And the Insecticons HAD been tempted to make a move right away, but due to exposure to the smell for so long and over and over, it had unknowingly began to rewrite their thought processors.
And it didn't cause them to become humans or anything like that, no no, it made them…..calmer with more…...um…..tomboy like personality cores.
Bulkhead groaned as he was trying to carry some heavy machines to the storage area, and it was a bit too heavy than he expected. "Ugh…."
As he tried to carry them, he didn't notice that he was about to hit a nearby crossroads near the next hallway.
"Almost...there…"
CRASH!
He landed on the ground as the machines landed on his body. "Slag."
"Need a hand?"
"Yeah." He groaned while not seeing the figure due to the fact that the machines were on his face. "And hurry."
The figure reached down and started lifting some of the machines up. "You coulda hurt yourself."
"Ow...thanks a lot." He groaned. He looked up and saw it was Scorponok making him frown. "Oh, it's you."
"What? I was just helping you." She said while her tail swished from side to side. "So where is Jack?"
"You can sniff him out, why ask me?" he retorted.
"So I can find him and ask him for a massage." She smirked. "My posterior has been in pain for a long while."
"Don't you have drones for that?"
"Their hands are too sharp and rough." Scorponok waved off. "Plus cybertronian hands are too strong for my sensitive posterior."
"Well I don't know where he is."
She frowned before walking off. "Alright then, tell your human girl I said hi. I know you two 'do it'. He he he."
"Do it?" he blinked confused. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She chuckled while her tail swished around. "Oh you know 'valve releaser'."
He blinked before seeing the fembot walking away. When the dots connected his optics widened and dropped the machines.
On his foot.
"YEOW!"
(Elsewhere)
Miko yawned while resting on a couch while Raf was on the ground, sleeping as well. 'I hate being bored.'
As she rested on the couch, she noticed Jack walking by and sat next to her.
"Hey Jack."
"Hey Miko." He said while looking at her. "What's up?"
"Bored out of my mind." She sighed. "And tired. You?"
"Same." he remarked looking at Raf. "How long has he been sleeping?"
"Five hours." Miko yawned. "He was up all night trying to beat my high score at Pac Man."
"That's physically impossible."
"That's what I told him, but he didn't listen." she shrugged before smiling. "So, where's your fan club at?"
He groaned. "Somewhere in the base, and they aren't my fangirls."
She smirked. "You sure about that? Hm? Hm hm?"
Jack frowned while Miko kept on elbowing his shoulder. "Miko, I'm serious here! They aren't my fan club!"
"Aw come on, there's nothing wrong with it. Sure things were tense at first, but they've calmed down a whole lot."
"Yeah because I ordered them to."
"Details details." She waved off. "Although they have been flaunting their assets at you more often. Especially the asses."
"Don't remind me. Honestly I'd like them to not do that, weird as it sounds." He blushed as Miko moved closer to his face.
"Oh? So you're not mesmerized by their big tits and thick asses? Huh." She smirked. "Must be a leg guy or something."
"W-What?!"
"Or maybe you prefer thighs."
"No!"
"...oh! Then you're a foot guy. Huh, must come with the stench."
"No no no no! I don't have a fetish like that!"
"Then what is it? And if it's lipstick then it's too commonplace and MY fetish, so no stealing."
Jack groaned. "Look, I don't know what to do ok? I mean, what would you do if a bunch of transformers started hitting on you over and over and over?"
"Tell them to bring flowers, let me rub their armor, and THEN perhaps ask them for a second date in bed." She said with an honest look on her face. "Hypothetically that is."
"...how can you say that with a straight face?"
"Practice." She smirked while Jack facepalmed. "So since no one's looking, you can tell me what's going on with your fetishes. Just tell doctor Miko."
"I don't have any fetishes."
"Then you need to seriously look stuff up to find one."
"Look, I'm just not going to do the deed with them." He huffed.
"I never said that you needed to do that, but that sounds like a great idea. Get your v-card stamped and graduate from being a semi good looking guy with no fetish-"
"That's like if I told you to go to Bulkhead and tell him to do it to you."
She blushed. "H-Hey! You swore never to tell anyone about that!"
"I lied, or I will if you stop trying to hook me up with five Insecticons!"
"Hey don't look at me, they've got the hots for you. At this point you might as well just try it out. I mean if it can work with me and Bulkhead, it'll work no problem with you and them."
He groaned. "I don't know."
"Just try it, you might like it~" she smirked with a thumbs up.
"...fine, I'll give it a shot, but the first sign of things going south, or me being crushed, I'm out."
"Jack, if I could get Bulkhead to fit, thanks to his smaller plug, you can make yours fit in them."
"Wait what?!"
"It's a secret~" she winked.
(Much later in the day)
Jack himself saw numerous drones moving stuff around while bowing to him as he walked past them. All the while blushing red as he tried to find the other fembots. 'Miko, you better pray I'm not going to die.'
As he walked, he didn't see said fembots walking into their 'hive' aka bedroom.
"Waiting this long to make a move is getting me antsy." Kickback muttered.
"Yeah." Waspinator frowned. "I need some rod!"
"Same." Sharpshot grumbled. "Although I'm going first as I'M the hottest fembot here."
"Ha." Scorponok laughed. "I'm more lady like then you all."
Hardshell facepalmed at their antics. "Would all of you stuff it? None of us are going to get that far as long as Jack is too embarrassed and shy."
"Fine." They grumbled while Jack walked towards them.
"At any rate, we have to wait until he asks us to make protoforms, THEN we will strike and take all of his fluids. Got it?"
Jack stopped and blushed while taking a deep breath. 'Keep it together Jack.'
"Now let's get inside-"
"A-Ahem." Jack coughed out loud, getting their attention. "Um….I order you to…..l-l-l-l-let me…..fuck you all….." 'TOO STRAIGHT FORWARD!'
"...well if he orders it, who are we to disobey?" Sharpshot smirked.
Waspinator grinned. "Let's do it!"
"I'll prepare the bed." Kickback said while running into the room.
"I shall get the lotion!" Scorponok said while also running in.
"And I will rip Jack's clothes off." Hardshell grinned evilly.
He gulped as her shadow moved over him. "Uh..be gentle?"
"Sorry." She smirked while reaching out with her right hand. "That's one command we can't do~"
"Eep." He gulped as the screen went black.
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