Crazy trouble with love part 8
Desiree and Danny part 2
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"Augh, damn it, why can't I stop thinking about him?!" Grumbled Desiree sitting on her bed while back in her own realm and trying to relax and look at the ceiling. "Ever since that damn thermos incident he's all I think about, it's infuriating!" She grabbed at her hair and yanked at it with a cry. "He's just that infernal ghost boy who has been a pain in mine and all the other's sides, so why am I being bothered by it?!"
She groaned as she kept staring up at her ceiling. 'It's been over a week and I still can't forget it.' She thought as she remembered him being pressed against him, their clothes being torn off, everything. She blushed and shook her head before sitting up. "I need to get my mind on something else." She said as she stood up and began to float towards the door. 'Ok, I just need to do something that will occupy my mind, but what should I do?'
She opened the door and floated out of her realm before rubbing her chin and looked around at the various other doors around the area. 'Ok, lets see, too small, too large, that one's on fire, that one belongs to the box ghost… what about this one?' She floated over to a normal looking one and gave a knock on it.
"What is it, what do you want?" Called a voice in annoyance.
"It's me, Desiree."
"Desiree?" The voice responded confused before it was silent and opened a little to show Kitty poking her head out. "What are you doing here?"
"I need a distraction from some… annoying thoughts and I thought you could help." she admitted looking away while Kitty looked bashful.
"Sorry Desiree, I'd love to help, but I'm kinda in the middle of something." She said before Johnny leaned out of a door in the realm.
"I heard something, come back to bed Kitt- hey, how you doing hot stuff? Hey Kitty, you cool with a three way?"
"No, now get back to bed." She ordered before looking at Desiree. "Yeah I'm busy right now, maybe later?"
"Fine." She sighed as Kitty began to close the door.
"Maybe you could go to the human realm if you're really bored?" She suggested before the door closed.
Desiree sighed louder and rubbed her face. 'Trying to forget it is the whole point.' She thought as she began to float away. 'There has to be something I can do here to get my mind off him, anything!'
That's when she heard what sounded like loud music blaring from a door that seemed to shake due to the volume. "Ugh, what happened to music, since when was Buzuq and Qanun not good enough?"
She floated away from the area and crossed her arms. "Sometimes I just don't get that Ember's taste in loud music, it doesn't need to be so insanely high just to be enjoyable." She said as she looked around. "What do I do now, I don't want to go to Spectra's realm, she's a bitch and will just try to get me to talk about my problems to feel younger."
That's when she stopped and let out a heavy breath. "If I go to the human realm and just grant a few wishes, maybe the extra energy will brighten my day, so long as I don't run into the ghost boy." She muttered as she slightly grinned. "Besides, with a bit more magic I can expand my realm a bit, I was looking to add a new wing to my palace." She chuckled as she began to fly towards the portal.
In his room Danny was currently working on some homework and was just about finished. "Finally, why of all the books did we have to do a report on "The heart of Darkness"? It sucks and is impossible to finish." He groaned as he set down his pencil. "But on the bright side, now I can just sit back and enjoy the rest of the day for myself."
And cue blue breath coming out of his mouth right then and there. "Oh come on!" He dropped his pencil and stood up. "I'll worry about relaxing after I take care of whoever it is now. If I'm lucky it's the Box Ghost, then it won't take ten minutes." He quickly went ghost before turning intangible and invisible as he deaded down to the portal. 'Please be a small fry, please be a small fry.'
He thankfully didn't see his parents and landed on the floor before looking at the portal while cracking his knuckles. "Alright pal, I don't know who you are, but you won't be staying around."
Unknown to him Desiree was hiding behind one of the tables, invisible.
'Damn it, five seconds here and the ghost boys already shown up?!' She thought having to bite her hand to keep from yelling out in anger as Danny walked up to the portal and looked around. 'Damn it, am I cursed, why does this keep happening, first he haunts my thoughts now he's here before I can even complete any wishes!'
"Come on out, I know you're somewhere around here. Trying to hide isn't gonna work for long." Danny called before crossing his arms. "If this is the Box Ghost trying to be 'scary' then it's not working. Just come out so we can fight and I can get back to my homework."
'Ok, new plan, I get out of here while he's still looking.' She thought before spotting him near the portal. 'Or….I could push him into the portal and lock him in there, giving me ample time to grant wishes and grow more powerful!' She slowly grinned and began to move her way over without turning visible while Danny had his back to her, but saw his breath become visible and smirked.
"Got ya." He whirled around and let out an ectoblast with Desiree going wide eyed and wound up getting blasted back, after going visible from surprise, and hit the wall with him being surprised. "Desiree?"
"Augh, damn you ghost boy." She growled as she pulled herself up.
"It's Danny, but what are you doing here, shouldn't you be waiting by a wishing well or something instead of a ghost hunters basement?" he asked while she glared.
"I WAS planning on coming here and granting a few wishes, but now that's out the window because of you. And just when I wanted to avoid this." She muttered before firing her own ectoblast at him.
"Well, sorry to say this, but we both know how this little song and dance ends, so I'll wrap this up." He said with a smirk. "I wish you would go back to the ghost zone and your own realm."
"Gah! You...you….GAH! So you have wished it, so shall it be." She spoke through gritted teeth before her hands glowed and she clapped, only to vanish from the spot.
"Man, I'm really glad I figured that out." He chuckled as Desiree reappeared in her realm, furious.
"DAMN THAT GHOST BOY, WHY MUST HE RUIN EVERYTHING?! I wish he was here so I could teach him a lesson!" She growled while punching the wall to her room and started huffing in fury before an idea slowly clicked to her head. "Wait...wish! That's it! Why didn't I think of this sooner?" She said as she began to grin even more. "I am a genie, so I can easily grant my own wishes! Oh I wish I thought of this centuries ago!"
She cleared her throat and held her hands up. "I wish that ghost boy was here right now." As soon as the words left her lips her hands began to glow and almost immediately said ghost boy appeared in front of her.
"Huh? Wait, what the hell, where am I?!" He said before seeing Desiree. "Oh no, this probably isn't good, is it?"
"No it isn't." she smirked as he floated up. "Seems I completely slipped up and overlooked one advantage to being a genie."
"Um…. having a mobile home?" He guessed nervously.
"No, the fact I can grant MY OWN wishes." She laughed darkly making Danny gulp.
"Oh that isn't good." he said as he looked around nervously. "Well this is a very nice home you have, but I should go, where's the exit?"
"You won't be going anywhere. I wish you were bound in chains!" She said as a pair of chains suddenly appeared on Danny's arms and legs, bolting him to the floor. "I also wish that you couldn't wish for anything while you were in my realm."
Danny glowed while tugging at the chains while Desiree chuckled.
"Oh if I had known this before, I would have been able to do SO much more then be at the whims of mortals." Laughed the genie sitting down on her bed. "I probably could have been sultan of the world and be free to do anything I wished."
"Well good thing you didn't." he gumbled, making her frown.
"Oh yes, me being trapped in a lamp for a thousand years was much better, well let's see how you like it." She growled as Danny suddenly found himself in a glass vase. "Interesting fact about my realm, here I am the sultan and I can do anything I wish in here."
"Just perfect." He grumbled while she picked the vase up while he glared. "You won't get away with this."
"Oh but I think I can. Now you get to feel what I felt for so many years, while I go out and do some 'tidying up' around the realm." She smirked while putting the vase on a shelf. "Don't worry, I won't be long." She snapped her fingers before vanishing in a purple cloud.
"Well this is just great, of course Desiree would suddenly get a better handle of her powers after thousands of years just now, how god damn convenient." He grumbled as he tried to fly up towards the top only to fall back to the bottom. 'Can I not use my powers in this thing?! Damn it!'
He stood up while tugging at the chains and looked around at the expensive looking interior while feeling jealous. "Man, if we had this much cash on hand maybe my folks could retire early and forget about ghosts, mostly for my safety." He muttered before sighing. "Though with my luck they would blow it all on more ghost stuff, like usual."
He sat down and leaned against the vase while figuring he should get comfy and looked at the top. "Alright Danny, think, you've been in tougher jams than this. She can control everything in her realm, just figured out she can make her own wishes, and now made it so I can't do anything right now. So no pressure."
"Yes, I did it, I beat him, I bested the ghost boy!" Cheered Desiree giddily, making sure she was far enough away in her realm for Danny to hear her. "And now that I have the power to make my own wishes come true anywhere, I can finally take control of everything for the rest of time!" She laughed. "I can finally make it so people can't just wish me away, make me do those vile, perverted acts, or wish for their terrible wishes to be reversed, this is wonderful!"
(Later)
Danny yawned while pacing in the vase since it had been an hour since he stopped hearing Desiree's voice and figured she had left. 'Should I be worried that she's been gone so long, she couldn't have done that much damage while I was stuck here… right?'
"Ah, that felt wonderful!" Came the genie's voice as she floated into her room while looking like a million bucks.
"Had fun I take it?" Asked Danny in a bored tone.
"Oh yes, first I made sure to grant myself a few wishes, and now I am invincible, I feel great, and after a quick trip to the human realm I granted enough wishes to get enough power to improve my realm!" She grinned while her hands glowed and she spread them out, making the whole place glow. "Time for some redecorating."
"Oh joy, any chance you can let me go while you do that?" He asked in boredom.
"Oh please, why would I do that, it's only been an hour or so, you still have a thousand years to go, just be thankful I made your prison out of glass so you can look around."
"A thousand years!" He cried out as numerous furniture floated and moved around as she waved her hands. "I'm not gonna live long enough to make it even halfway!"
"Oh you poor fool, you don't realize it, do you, you're a halfta, once your human half dies you'll just stay in your ghost form permanently." She said as the room grew a bit as she made a new lounge chair raise out of the ground.
"Which isn't my idea of fun." He frowned before he started to hit and kick at the glass as hard as he could. "If you wanna make someone understand being stuck in a tiny vase, then maybe you should consider a counselor."
"Oh please, this is much more therapeutic, now I'm not even thinking about you as often." She said with a shrug before shaking her head. "Not that you've been stuck in my head or anything!"
Danny raised an eyebrow seeing Desiree's face change color a little before she looked away. "Wait, what was that?"
"Nothing, now shut up before I make your prison even smaller!"
"Ok ok, I'll be quiet." He relented with a huff while sitting down and watched new furniture rise up while old furniture vanished with a puff of smoke. 'Something's weird, why would she bring that up when I barely mentioned it?'
'Damn it, this isn't helping, I still can't stop thinking about that time in the thermos!' Thought Desiree while forming a bigger queen's bed with plenty of pillows on it with curtains on the sides. 'Now this is what I'm talking about, a better bed, more pillows, this is the life.' She thought as she lied down on the bed with a smile.
Danny watched her marvel at the softness of the bed while finding it a little funny for her to be getting happy over, but caught himself briefly looking at her legs as she stretched out making him blush and avert his head quickly. 'Don't go acting like a pervert, think of a way out of this.' He thought as he banged his head on the side of the vase, making it shake a little. 'Wait, I can make this thing move by hitting it… if I knock it off this shelf and break it will I be free?'
'Hmm, I suppose one little nap wouldn't hurt.' Thought Desiree waving her hand as the curtains came undone and closed around her while she pulled the sheets up. 'Not like the ghost boy is going anywhere, or could if he wanted.'
'Yes, this is my chance, I can finally get out of here!' He thought as he saw the curtains fall and began to rapidly throw himself against the vase. He felt it shake a little and inch to the edge, but just a little making him repeat it over and over. 'I just hope she's not a light sleeper.' He thought as he saw the edge get closer and closer. 'Come on, just a bit more!'
With Desiree though, she was slowly drifting off to sleep and was about to pass out before hearing a loud bang on her door making her sit up with Danny stopping right away. "What in the world?"
"Desiree? Open this door!" Yelled Ember's voice. "Come out of there so I can sock you in the mouth!"
"Ugh, what is this all about?" She groaned as she got out of bed and began to float towards the door. "What are you talking about Ember?"
"This!" The door opened to show Ember, but her clothing was changed to a harem girl version of it all with her hair down and a veil over her mouth. "I'm talking about this stupid wardrobe you gave me!"
"What, you look better than with that flimsy piece of leather and cloth you called an outfit before!"
"At least that covered the goods, I look ready to lose this if I sneeze!"
"That's what the veil is for, so you don't sneeze." She said as she crossed her arms. "What, do you not like it, if so then it's not my problem and go change."
"I can't!" She yelled while grabbing the top and tried yanking it off, but it held on. "Your stupid wish made it stick to me like glue!"
"Huh, so that was the unforeseen side effect, neat. Well if it's worth anything you look much better, and maybe next time you won't blast your music so loud, I could hear it from inside mine!"
"That's what this is about?! My music?!" She yelled out throwing her arms up. "Get earplugs then! Not my fault you don't got taste for what rocks."
"Oh please, that garbage can barely count as music."
"Oh that's it! Desiree, I wish that you would change my damn clothes back and that you were stuck dressing like groupie!"
Desiree glared before growling as her hands glowed. "So you have wished it, so shall it be, ingrate." She said as Ember's clothes changed back and Desiree found hers changing into a very short blue tank top that threatened to show her breasts with any sudden movement and a pair of extremely short jean shorts.
"There, much better." Smirked Ember while looking at Desiree. "Wow, you actually make it look good."
"I hate you."
"Love you too neighbor, also do you know if the human realm is good to go to, Kitty said you were heading their earlier?" She asked only to have Desiree glare at her and slam the door shut. "Rude."
"Ugh! That impertinent brat!" She growled looking at the clothes. "And she complains about what I've worn for centuries, this feels far more flimsy." She growled as she headed back to her room. 'Note to self, wish that wishes ghosts make about me don't work and to replace all of Ember's instruments with child versions.'
"Wow, she sounded like she was in a good mood." Remarked Danny watching her float by and blushed seeing the change in clothes. "Whoa, what's up with the wardrobe change?"
"Do not stare ghost child." She frowned while crossing her arms. "It's not like I chose these, that arrogant punk Ember is just trying to be stubborn and too young to understand real tastes."
"Um… ok." He said with a nod as she snapped her fingers and changed her clothes back to normal.
"Ah, much better." She smiled looking herself over. "Frankly I don't get what's so good about tight leather like that, it feels like I'm being squeezed."
"Not like those help." Muttered Danny to himself.
"Hey, I heard that, and if I remember correctly you weren't complaining about it in the thermos."
He blushed at the memories as she went back to bed before blinking. "Wait a second."
"What? I want to enjoy a nap and you're making that hard to do." She growled.
"Because you can't stop thinking about what happened, right?"
"About what?" She deflected quickly.
"The thermos, you're still thinking about it too?" He asked with a blush.
"N-No! Of course not!" She blushed and shook her head.
"Yes you are, now I get what you meant earlier, about me on your mind." He spoke up while she turned away. "You've been hung up on being stuck in the thermos with me and us….being stark nude."
"Silence before I put you in a closet!"
"But it's true, what happened in there was weird, uncomfortable and unexpected, maybe we should talk about it?" he suggested before Desiree floated over and glared down at him.
"There's NOTHING to talk about."
"Oh yeah?" He crossed his arms with a defiant look. "Then why have you been blushing since I brought it up?"
"B-Because it's hot in here, no other reason!"
"So you haven't been thinking about my crotch when we lost our clothes?" He asked while seeing her face light up. "See? You have."
"S-Shut up, if you're talking about it then you've also thought about me when I was stripped!" She cried as his face heated up as well. "I knew it!"
"Hey! Don't get mad at me! I'm just trying to figure this stuff out, and you putting me in here makes it hard NOT to pass the time with thinking." He defended. "I mean if I'm gonna be trapped in here, and we've both been thinking it, wouldn't it make sense to just talk it out and get it out of our systems?"
"Oh please, like that would really work." She scoffed as she looked away.
"...you've never really had someone to talk things out before, have you?"
"Why would I, I'm a genie, people make their wishes then throw me away once they get what they want. My wishes didn't always have a nasty ending you know."
"Well maybe you should be given a chance to try it." He suggested. "I mean what harm could it do? We've got a thousand years to pass the time, right?"
"... fine, but don't try to escape or I'll fill your vase with wine." She threatened.
"Not much to go to." He shrugged as she made a chair and sat down facing him as he took a deep breath. "Alright, so...you wanna go first?"
"First with what?"
"You know, the first to tell me what's been on your mind."
"...Fine, if it gets you to shut up. I haven't been able to get you out of my mind since the incident and I've been thinking about how even though we were both naked, powerless and in a place where no one would find out you still acted like a gentleman, you didn't try to take advantage of me, hell you didn't do anything like that, so why? I was a slave before, a harem girl who worked for a sultan so I know I am quite the catch, and after being thrown out to the streets I learned that men are pigs who have no self control, so why are you different?"
"Because times have changed." He replied bluntly. "I was raised in a time and place where if you do that, you can go straight to jail for, and I'm way too young for that. Not to mention I was taught to treat others equal, men and women, and if I ever DID do something like that, my parents would kill me, ghost boy or not. Besides, we were both trapped and had to get out, not exactly a good time to try hitting on a naked woman, especially when it's one who isn't really on good terms with me." He chuckled as he leaned back. "Besides, I'm not crazy, you're an all powerful ghost genie, when we got out of there things would not have gone well for me if I had done anything, right?"
"Your head would be on my wall next to your balls." She growled making him shudder.
"See? Exactly my point. I'm not some dumb jock who thinks only with his crotch, I'm not like Dash, I was taught what to do and what NOT to do, and trying to get lucky and graduate from being a virgin wasn't exactly something I'd be thrilled to do inside a thermos." He said as he shook his head.
"Well… I'm glad to hear that." She said with a nod. "Quite frankly most of the men I've met would just ogle me without restraint, especially when learning I could give them wishes."
"Ah, is that why you hide and wait for someone to say 'I wish' instead of appearing in front of them and asking what their wish is?"
"Ding ding ding, the ghost boy gets it in one go."
"Danny."
"Huh?"
"My name is Danny, if I'm stuck here you could at least call me by my name."
She rolled her eyes. "Fine, I'll use your name, but that doesn't mean we're on friendly terms."
"I'm just saying, you calling me ghost boy all the time would be like if I called you 'Wish Genie', annoying wouldn't it?"
"Fair enough, well that's enough of that for now." She said as she began to pull the curtain around her bed. "I need my sleep."
"Ok, good night." 'Hopefully I'll be gone in the morning.'
(The next day)
Desiree yawned as her eyes began to slowly open. 'Ah, another morning… or at least the closest thing you can get to it in the ghost zone.' She sat up and stretched out her arms while doing the same with her legs before they formed a tail and floated upward and past the vase...or at least where it WAS, now broken on the floor making her blink and stop before looking and go wide eyed. "Hey! Where did that ghost boy go to?" She said as she looked around in confusion before growling. "Did he escape while I was asleep? Well if he thinks he can get away that easily he's got another thing coming!"
She flew out of her realm and held a hand up which glowed. "I wish the ghost boy was back here!" As soon as she finished her sentence a puff of smoke appeared in front of her, showing Danny half asleep in a desk in his human form. "Ghost boy, how dare you escape!"
"Huh, what? I'm awake Mr. Lan- Desiree?!" he cried out seeing the ghost growling at him.
"Did you really think I'd just ignore you escaping MY realm like that?" She shouted as she raised her hand towards her him. "You will pay for escaping!"
"Whoa whoa whoa, sorry, but I had school, my parents, everything, I couldn't just stay in that lamp forever!" He spoke up quickly before the hand enlarged and tried to wrap around him, only for it to go through him, catching Desiree off guard.
"Huh? What trickery is this?!" She cried as she tried to grab him once more but with no luck. "How are you doing this?"
"Oh right, you never really heard about this before." He spoke with relief. "See I learned this the time I had to deal with Walker. Apparently a human in the ghost zone can go through ghosts and stuff as though THEY were the ghost and the ghosts were humans."
"What?! Damn it, then I'll just wish you back into that lamp!" She growled as he sighed and pulled out a thermos.
"Ok, I'm going to stop you right there, this isn't going to work if you keep trying to capture me and I escape, only for you to try and get me. I put you in the thermos, put you back into the ghost zone and rinse and repeat, why do you even WANT to capture me and keep me in your realm?" He asked as she lowered her hand while it shrank. "Honestly it sounds like you wanna be mad at me, but to anyone else this might look like….something else."
"Like what, what are you implying ghost chi-"
"Danny."
"Ghost. Child. What are you implying?"
"Well let's see. You're a single, very smokin' hot woman, who can do all kinds of things with her powers, and can grant others wishes while wearing clothes that would make anyone look. And you want me to be stuck in a closed off space where you can see me all the time and I'm powerless in your realm when I use my powers. Starting to see something click?"
"W-Well when you put it like that it sounds weird!" She said as she looked away as her face heated up.
"Well there's also the face that you insist and keeping me in your room too specifically, so… can we just figure something out that doesn't involve kidnapping me?" He suggested while she tried to push the blush down.
"...fine." She muttered as he smiled.
"Alright, now let's be perfectly honest. I'll start. After seeing you naked, it's been hard."
"Why you disgusting-"
"I meant stopping!" He spoke up with his hands up quickly. "Seeing something like that for the first time in my life isn't exactly something you can suddenly forget you know."
"Well… I have had a hard time forgetting you as well, it's been awhile since I've seen a males member without them trying to wish me to do things to it." She admitted rubbing her arm with Danny looking sorry.
"Look, I don't know what you've been through, or feel the anger and grief you've probably had to deal with. I mean being wished to do things with them IS horrible, but I can't really say I know the feeling."
"Well it's not that simple." She remarked looking at him. "You see, even back then, I'd look for loopholes, so it's not as though ALL of them managed to bed me directly."
Danny looked lost.
"You see, I would try and use essentially a duplicate of myself to do it, so I didn't have to do anything myself. But you see, this lead to a slight problem I didn't know. When my clone was being used, the sensations she felt were transferred to me." She sighed as she shook her head. "Even though the sensations were pleasant I never enjoyed it, and I began to hate men even more and found more and more loopholes that would end violently for them. For example if they said 'I would like you to suck my dick' I would make a clone then change her into a king cobra, and you can guess what would happen then."
Danny cringed and found himself crossing his legs on impulse at the image. "Oooh yeah, I don't think I wanna know what happened to him."
"Oh he died of the poison." She remarked matter of factly while grimacing herself. "The disgusting part was even when that happened he looked like he had been enjoying it."
"Well that is a horrifying thought."
"Yes, men and women can be quite odd, I've had my fair share of… unique wishes throughout the years." She spoke with a blush and look away. "Let's just say you don't want to know what some of them will wish for just to get excitement."
"I'll take your word for it, so… can we make a deal about this whole kidnapping thing? Can you please not steal me away and shove me into a glass lamp or anything else?"
"I suppose it WOULD make people around here make assumptions if they learned about it, but in a deal both parties have something to gain. What is in it for me if I accept?"
"Good question, um… ok, can you promise me that if I let you into Amity once or twice a week that you won't make any crazy wishes that I'll have to fix?"
"It's not up to me if some humans make them. I can watch what I wish for, but with humans they like to feel they can do anything with a wish."
"Well you can control it if the wish completely backfires, right?"
"Of course."
"Well then how about this. If I let you go to Amity and grant wishes to make yourself stronger, so long as you can keep them from getting out of hand, I won't bug you or try to suck you back into the thermos, but that also means you can't just cause a bunch of trouble just because you feel bored."
"Interesting… ok, that seems fair, though if any other ghost hunters try to catch me the deal is off." She said with a frown as he sighed.
"Well I can't tell them what to do. Ghost hunters usually shoot first ask questions never when meeting me. How am I supposed to deal with that if I can't predict what's going on?"
"Just wish for it." She smirked like it was obvious. "All you have to do is wish for an extra sense to know if they're about to give me trouble, then you can take care of them instead."
"So basically make me like a go to bodyguard without pay, right?"
"Well if you'd rather be turned into a stone statue for my living room you could refuse." She said with a smile, making him sigh.
"Alright fine, I wish I had an extra sense to warn me if you're in danger, happy?"
"Your wish is my command," She said as she snapped her fingers. "And yes, I am happy, you are free to lead me to the portal Danny."
"Don't you know the way already?"
"Yes, but making you lead me is more fun." She chuckled as she floated towards him. "Besides, it's rude to leave a lady all by herself."
'Usually the ones who say that don't have wish powers.' He thought before going ghost and started leading her the way.
(Later)
"So let me get this straight, Desiree is allowed to come and go as she pleases now?"
"I know it sounds crazy, but-"
"It is crazy, she's an all powerful ghost who just realized she can grant her own wishes! You should just suck her up into a thermos and toss it away!" Sam said with a frown.
"I think Sam might be on to something, minus the tossing away part." Remarked Tucker. "That part seems a bit overkill."
"Well I'm just being logical, if she can wish herself anywhere the only thing that can really stop her is the thermos." She said with a shrug. "I mean if she can grant her own wishes, she could be seen as some power crazed goddess who could get away with who knows what."
"Well we made a deal Sam, there's not much I can do and I doubt it will get to that point." He said before green mist came out of his mouth. "Speaking of which, time to get to my day job."
"Uh, Danny, why was it green instead of blue?" Tucker asked in confusion.
"Huh? Oh, I guess it must be Desiree… shit, I gotta go now!" He spoke before ducking under the table with a light being shined before he flew through the table intangible. 'It hasn't even been a full day yet, who's trying to catch her?'
"Get back here ghost!"
"Shoot her Jack!"
'Oh, of course, it's just mom and dad….oh shit, mom and dad are trying to catch Desiree, I need to stop them before she gets annoyed and does something to them!' Thought Danny spotting the two running down the street while Desiree flew away from them.
"Great, I finally manage to get a few wishes in and now ghost hunters show up, that ghost boy better show up soon and hold his side of the barbin before I wish them into something terrible, maybe a pair of snakes, or maybe I could change THEM into ghosts?" She mused as she kept flying away. 'Maybe I'll turn the fat one into a slave and the woman into a servant girl?'
That's when Danny flew over and blasted the weapons his parents had from their hands while reappearing. "Sorry about this, but this ghost is off limits!"
"Ah, ghost boy, so you finally arrived, right before I could do anything to these fools." Desiree said with a smirk.
"Inviso-bill, what are you doing here?! Damn it, you and this ghost must be in cahoots!"
"First off, I'm just going around for a nice walk and wanted to help her since she didn't look like she was doing anything wrong. Second, how have you been able to run around with those things and NOT get the cops on you?"
"We have licenses for them, and technically since they shoot lasers and ectoplasm they're not covered by any real laws." Spoke Jack while Maddie whipped out a smaller pistol and began firing blasts making Danny quickly reel around them.
"Well that's a crummy loophole if I ever heard one. Desiree! I wish they were back home!"
"Your wish is my command!" She called as she clapped her hands and Danny's parents disappeared. "Well, it seems like you held up your end of the bargain ghost boy."
"Yeah, well, how could I not? So, you gonna go back to granting wishes, because I gotta get back to school."
"Of course, those two interrupted me right as I was going to grant this one girl the love of her life. What was her name again? Paula? Patty? P-"
"Paulina? Oh no, I wish that you wouldn't grant that wish, knowing her I know who she wants." He said with a shudder.
"Your wish is my command." She shrugged while snapping her fingers. "Seems rather interesting if you don't want her to meet with him. Something tells me it's you, isn't it?"
"Yes and no, she wants Danny Phantom and hates Danny Fenton, and she's not exactly a pleasant person to be with." He admitted rubbing the back of his head. "Ironic since I actually HAD a crush on her, but when it didn't really go anywhere, I kinda lost interest. I mean she's got looks, popularity, and cash, but she's kinda….shallow."
"Ah, she sounds like my former Sultan's wife, she couldn't stand that he favored me so she ruined my life, I understand, I shall dispose of her." She said with a dark frown.
"Woah woah woah! Easy there, she's shallow, but harmless. Besides, the deal said no causing trouble for people if you were bored, and I'm pretty sure killing someone whose innocent counts."
"Ugh, fine, you are too hung up on these 'morals', though I imagine you will loosen up when you become a full ghost eventually." She shrugged before floating away. "I'll just find some other mortal to grant me more power."
"Ok, whatever… why do you even need so much power?"
"It's my obsession, plus our realms are affected by how much power we as a ghost have, why do you think so many ghosts keep coming here?"
"Because things get boring in an endless realm where all sorts of weirdos and nuts hang out?" He asked bluntly.
"That too." She said with a shrug. "Either way I'm not leaving for awhile."
"Just remember, don't stir up trouble." He reminded before flying away.
"No promises, now where is that wishing well?"
(Later)
Danny panted as he lifted some small weights while in his room shirtless and working up a sweat. "Eighteen… nineteen… twenty." He counted off. He dropped them and took a deep breath. "Wow...these things actually work...better send Tucker a thanks for the suggestion."
"Yes, it seems like they're working." Said a voice behind him, making him jump and turn around to see Desiree floating outside his window.
"Desiree? What are you doing here? And...how much did you see?"
"I'm bored, most people are home and aren't wishing for anything and I've seen enough." She replied while floating through the window and looked around. "So this is what your room looks like."
"Yeah, now that you've seen it you can go, or do you need me to open the portal to the ghost zone for you?" He asked as he began to put his shirt on.
"How rude, usually most men would be thrilled to have a beautiful woman seeing them shirtless." She teased.
"Well most beautiful women don't peak on men who are shirtless like a pervert." He teased back with a chuckle.
"Touche." She said as she floated onto his bed. "As for taking me back into the ghost zone I don't think I'm ready yet, I would like to see more of the world of the living, and I need a guide, so let's go."
"That's not gonna work. I have to go to school and try to pass a huge test Mr. Lancer's got cooked up for us, and I'll need all the sleep I can get."
"Oh please, I can just wish it and in the morning you'll feel like you got a full night's sleep, and you're the only human I know who isn't hunting me. Plus we both know that this is going to happen, in fact I wish we were downtown right now." She smirked with her hands glowing before the two vanished and reappeared downtown.
"Do you have to do that? We can't be out here, I'll get in trouble if I'm spotted and you're a green ghost who looks like she stepped off the pages of a middle east history book."
"Then I'll just wish us up some disguises or we could go invisible." She said as she rolled her eyes. "You worry too much, I wish that I looked human and that the ghost boy looked like a different person."
"Danny." He sighed before his clothes changed into a black leather jacket with a grey shirt and with his hair slightly longer with some of it covering his left eye and with torn blue jeans.
"Whatever." She said as her skin turned from green to a dark mocha color as her outfit changed into a tan button up blouse with a black skirt that went down to her knees along with a pair of black flats. "I haven't resembled my old self in so long I almost forgot what I looked like."
"You look good." Danny complimented, making her smile. "So, what did you want to do since we're here?"
"Well I would like to try the food, I haven't had anything modern since that brownie in the thermos." She said as he sighed.
"You dragged me out here to get you food?"
"Oh don't give me that, I don't always have free time to try out the food and drinks of the era I'm summoned in." She raised an eyebrow. "What did you expect?"
"Well I thought you were talking about some kind of world tour."
"No, I want to build up my power before I do that, plus I'm not sure I'd be able to get back if I left, there's a reason we all keep coming to this town despite the fact that you're here, it's because we know that if you beat us we'll end up in the ghost zone instead of strapped down in a lab." She said with a shrug. "Plus I don't know where to go, I was in a lamp for at least a thousand years."
"...alright you got me there. Well, if you wanna try some of the food, the best place to start would be the Nasty Burger."
"I said good food, not something that has the word nasty in it." She said with a frown.
"I know the name makes you think that, but it's the best fast food place around." He reassured as they began to walk towards the restaurant. "If you don't like it I'll pay for anything else you want."
"That won't be necessary, I'll just wish for our meal to be free."
"Just keep in mind, fast food can get real greasy and fattening if you're not careful."
"Understood." She said as they reached the small restaurant. "So… how do we do this?"
"What do you mean? We just go in, order our food, then sit down and enjoy it."
"Ok, ok, let's do this." She said as she walked in. "Give me this nasty burger that the sign says."
"Make it two regular nasty burgers please." Danny corrected. "With small fries on the side, and do you want anything to drink?"
"I'll take water."
"Ok, that will be $21.49."
"I wish our meal was free." Desiree said as the man just nodded as he glowed a bit.
"Ok, we'll have your order out in a bit."
Desiree smirked with Danny leaning near her ear.
"Try not to rely on that all the time, I got cash on me."
"Fine, but I am a genie, using my wishes is what I'm all about, plus I get a small power boost each time I grant my own too." She chuckled.
"Then what's stopping you from making wishes left and right on your own?"
"Because that would be boring, Ember can make music on her own, but she comes to the human world because it's entertaining, besides the power up I get is only a tenth of what I get granting other people's wishes." She replied while crossing her arms. "If I spent all the time doing just that, I'd get nowhere."
"Ok, fair enough." He said with a shrug as the employee came back with their bag of food. "Cool, come on, let's go find somewhere to sit and eat."
The two turned and walked around to find a spot while any guys there turned and stared when they spotted Desiree.
"Goddamn, check her out, that's an 11/10!"
"Damn, never seen a model come in here before."
"Man,too bad she's not notmy date, god damn that guy is lucky."
"I wonder if I could get her number?"
Desiree rolled her eyes hearing the whispers before she and Danny sat at a booth. "I'm starting to regret this already."
"Come on, we can eat our food and then get out of here, I promise, just don't let your temper get the best of you." Urged Danny opening the bag and getting their food. "Anything they do can be taken care of no problem."
"Yeah, unless they say 'that' phrase." She muttered as she pulled out a burger from the bag. "What sort of animal are these made from?"
"Cow."
"You can eat that here?" She asked in surprise.
"Well yeah, we eat it all the time." He said as he pulled his out and began to dig in. "Go ahead, it tastes fine."
"Well...ok, it'll be a first for me." She said as she hesitantly brought the sandwich to her mouth and took a bite. "It tastes….interesting."
"Good interesting or bad interesting?"
"I'll say… neutral, it's not bad, but I've had better." Said said as she took another bite.
"Well hopefully it meets your high tastes." Joked Danny.
"Almost." She said with a shrug.
"Excuse me, I don't think I've seen you here before, can I have your name beautiful?" Asked a random guy who leaned on the table while trying to put on his smoothest smile.
"None of your business, now go away." She said coldly as she shot him a glare.
"Aw come now, no need to be so cold. I'm just a normal guy wanting to know a hotty like you."
"And when did I say I wanted to talk to a man with an over inflated ego? Go away." She waved him off before looking back at Danny. "So what are these small green things in the burger?"
"Do you mean the lettuce or the peppers?"
"Hey, come on now, you could at least give me a shot, right?" Butted in the man once more.
"Not in a million years, now leave us." She said as she glared at him once more. 'Ugh, even after tens of thousands of years some things unfortunately never change.'
"Come on now, I'll bet you and I could get to know each other over a movie, what do you say?"
"I'd say you've got earwax buildup." Danny piped up. "She's said she's not interested."
"Hey, shut up short stack, Go find someone in your own league." The man said as he looked at Danny in annoyance.
"Dude, if she already said no three times what makes you think she's going to say yes on the fourth time?"
"The real question is what's it to you?"
"Because I'm trying to show her around already." He said with a frown. "Plus it's obvious she's here spending time with me, so I doubt she would go out with you now after seeing you insult her friend, right?"
The man glared and was about to say something before Desiree standing up.
"Do you know what I wish? I wish that you would hop away like a scared little rabbit."
"Sorry, babe, but that's not gonna happ- whoa, what's going on?!" The man cried as he began to hop towards the exit. "Hey, stop! I don't wanna hop!"
"And that is our cue to leave, let's go Desiree." He said as the other patrons began to stare at them and the man in confusion.
"Sounds good to me, this place is feeling drab already." She said as she walked towards the wall and phased through it, making Danny groan as he followed her.
"Desiree, you need to use the doors." He reminded going through them while the patrons went wide eyed seeing that.
"G-Ghosts! Ghosts!"
"Aaaaah! I was tricked into hitting on a ghost, help!"
(Later)
"Wow, I never had this...what did you call it again?"
"Cotton candy."
"Yes, I've heard of it, but I never really tasted it. It's so light and sweet, it's amazing."
"Yeah, I knew we'd eventually find something you liked." Danny said as he held back a yawn. 'Finally, after three hours we finally found something she really liked.'
Desiree licked some more off the stick she held and hummed. "Mortals come up with fascinating things, this reminds me of the first time I tasted chocolate, back then it was allowed only for the richest of the rich."
"Well, it's a staple now and there's a lot of different varieties, remind me to take you to a candy shop later." Danny chuckled. "Just be careful, eat too much and you might start getting acne, all that sweet stuff can get you if you're not careful."
"I'm sure I'll be fine." She waved off with a shrug. "Now then, what next Danny?"
"Hey you used my name, congrats." He joked.
"Well you did keep correcting me, I guess it finally stuck."
"Yeah, well, in regards to your previous question I was kind of hoping to head home and get some sleep."
"Oh come now, I thought mortals of today liked to stay up late and party?"
"Yeah, well this mortal has school tomorrow and overprotective parents, so I need to get some sleep." He yawned making her roll her eyes.
"Very well, I suppose if I dragged you around all day there wouldn't be much of anything else to see around here." She sighed as she shook her head. "I wish we were in Danny's room."
Both of them vanished in a cloud and appeared back in Danny's room where she snapped her fingers and gave both of them back their original forms.
"There we go, part of me was worried we'd be like that forever." He chuckled. "So, do you need me to help you open up the portal?"
"No, because I wish I was back in my own realm." She replied before vanishing in a puff of smoke.
"Well that was easy, I wonder where she'll show up next?" He mused as he began to get ready for bed. 'Hopefully it's not in my bathroom when I'm taking a shower, then again it would-woah! No! Don't get thoughts like that, you're better than that.' He thought as he shook his head. 'You are better than that you are not a perv, you are not a perv.' He thought as he began to get into bed. 'Well here's hoping I pass the test.'
(Later)
Danny took his seat while nervously tapping his foot as he stepped into the classroom. 'Ok Danny, you got five and a half hours of sleep and studied as hard as you could for this history test, you got this! And if you don't you're going to fail the class…. No pressure.'
The door opened as the history teacher walked in, but actually looking more upbeat than usual.
'What's he so happy about? Oh no, did he make the test extra hard, did he make it all b's on the scantron to mess with us?! Why is he smiling, he never smiles!'
"Alright class, great news, I just won the lottery so I QUIT! That means the tests off, screw all you little bastards!" Laughed the old man in a brown suit as he danced out of the stunned classroom.
'Wait...what just happened?' Danny thought in shock as the rest of the class had similar reactions. After about ten minutes an exhausted looking principal Ishiyama walked into the room.
"So, class, I'm assuming you know that Mr. Lacron is no longer part of the faculty here?"
"Yeah, he just left." Spoke up Danny.
"Ok, well, as he said the test is off, but I do have good news, you will have a teacher today."
That made the class lose their excitement as she turned to the door. "You can come in and introduce yourself."
"Thank you." Said a familiar voice as a human looking Desiree walked in wearing a white button up shirt under a black suit and a skirt that went past her knees walked in, making Danny's eyes go wide in shock.
'Desiree?! What's she doing here?'
"Hello class, my name is Miss Sahar, and I will be your new history teacher." She said looking at the class with lots of the guys dropping their jaws.
"If you need anything let me know, good luck." Spoke the principal before leaving the classroom.
'What is going on, what is she doing here, and why is she my history teacher?! Is this some kind of crazy dream?' Wondered Danny while discretely pinching himself as Desiree walked over to the desk and sat down behind it while facing the class.
"So, I was informed by Principal Ishiyama that you had a test scheduled for today, correct?"
"Yes, but he said it was cancelled." Said one student.
"Great, then we can start covering a new section, ancient life in the middle east." She replied making the class grumble as she pulled out a history book. "However, this is different. For class today, you all are to take notes on the chapters by yourselves. Then by the end you will hand them in to me. I will decide which ones are proper and which ones are not. Any of them that are improper or sloppy, I'll be speaking with you after school." She said before frowning as she saw several of the boys grin. "If any of them are intentionally bad however I will make you regret it, are we clear?"
The class nodded before they began opening up their books.
(Later)
"Ok, after a quick look at your papers I'm sorry to say a few of you will be staying after school with me." spoke Desiree looking at the papers. "I'm going to read off the names of who. The fist being Dash Baxter."
'Big surprise there.' Thought Danny with a small smirk.
"Kwan Long."
"Oh no, oh well, I guess there's no choice." He chuckled with a smile.
"Tucker Foley."
"Aw what? What did I do wrong?"
"Daniel Fenton."
'Huh? Me?' He thought as she read off several more names.
"I expect to see you all after school, though Mr. Fenton, could you stay after class for a few minutes?"
"Uh, sure, no problem." He said as the class Oooed at him. 'What does she want, is she going to explain what she's doing here?' He thought right as the bell began to ring.
"Class is dismissed." Spoke Desiree as the teens went and started heading out, except for Danny. She waited until everyone but him was gone before sighing. "So, I imagine you're wondering what's going on, right?"
"Not really, I'm in the know how." He replied sarcastically. "Yeah, what's going on?"
"Well, your previous teacher wished for a winning lottery ticket so I decided this might be a good opportunity to learn about the world and to keep myself occupied as well. Plus teenagers are always wishing for stuff, I've already granted ten wishes in this building alone within the last two hours."
"Well are they any that I should be worried about later?"
"I don't believe so, also I wouldn't recommend showing up after school today, the ones who failed the paper today did so intentionally and I'm planning on sending them back to ancient arabia for a few hours."
"Uh...that might be-"
"Oh relax, I'm not going to let them perish if that's what you're worried. Just want to give them a taste of what my time was like so it sticks with them." She said with a shrugs. "Most likely thing that will happen is that they're all turned into slaves, but I'll bring them back."
"And you're not concerned they'll figure you're a ghost out because you can just wish their memories away, right?"
"Oh no, I'm not worried at all, besides the principal already knows, but it's amazing what they will allow when you tell them you'll give them enough money not to have to worry about the school budget ever again." She chuckled. "I can basically do what I want in here now."
"Wait, you told the principal?" Danny raised an eyebrow. "I know I'm not one to be 'that guy', but are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Of course, unlike you who chooses to hide his alter identity, what do I have to lose if they find out who I am? They wouldn't be able to catch me or misuse me for their own gain, and no family for them to assault to make me listen." She said with a shrug. "I'm only in this form because I'm curious how you can do this every day. Plus it keeps me from worrying about any of the students here from recognizing me and trying to misuse my powers."
"Well even still, I don't want you to deal with some of the guys here getting any ideas." spoke Danny with concern. "Just seeing you as a human might get their second heads paying more attention in class if you catch my drift."
"Danny, I already wished myself capable of refusing those type of wishes, and if any of them try I'll turn them into the horny monkeys they're acting like." She chuckled with amusement. "But I do appreciate the concern, just for that I might be persuaded to lend you the answers to the upcoming test."
"I'll pass." He held a hand up. "If I try to make wishes for every little thing, the next thing I know I'll be too lazy to fight other ghosts."
"Well I meant I'd just give you the answer key, but if you really don't want them…" She teased with a chuckle.
Danny looked thoughtful and tempted before shaking his head. "Nope, nope, I appreciate the offer, but something tells me if I don't try and study like everyone else, I'm gonna have it biting me in the butt."
"Ok, if you say so." She said with a shrug. "Now go away, I have to get ready for the next class."
"You got it, Miss Sahar." He joked before walking out.
"Oh hang on a second, I nearly forgot to ask you something." Desiree spoke as she stood up.
"Huh? Ok, what is it?" He asked before seeing her reach up to her shirt and unbutton the tops a little, showing off some cleavage before she bent over with her hands on the desk while looking at him with a seductive expression making him blush.
"What do you think of these clothes? Do they help make me look like a real teacher?"
"U-uh, y-yeah, they look very nice." He said with a massive blush as he turned away.
"Heh, it seems my little student is a pervert, huh~?" She teased making Danny tug at his collar. "I certainly hope you don't get any naughty ideas while studying for the test."
"N-No, of course not!" He denied quickly.
"Then I wish you best of luck, especially if you manage to ace it. Who knows, I may have a little reward for you~" She winked.
"O-Ok." He said as he nodded dumbly before moving towards the door. 'How did it come to this, one of my most dangerous enemies is now my teacher?!'