Crazy trouble with love part 8

Endive and Schnitzel

Series: Chowder

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It had been another morning as Schnitzel walks into work.

"Radda, Radda."

"Yes...Chowder is still holding that last note, in fact I'm calling in the world record council to see if that'll make him stop." spoke Mung Daal as Schnitzel groaned and covered his ears while looking at the cat bunny hybrid.

"Radda radda?"

"Trust me, I tried using a cork, he just ate it."

"Radda radda!"

"I know it sucks, but we can't do anything about it." he sighed. "The best we can do is get on with our lives until he stops."

"Radda radda radda radda!"

"Really? You found a solution to finally ending the song?"

That's when Schnitzel handed him a letter of resignation.

"Huh? Oh, so you're just gonna run away like a coward! I thought you were a true man who can take anything!" he called as the rock man turned and walked away. "Well go ahead! Quit! I don't need you! I don't need nobody!"

"I heard that!" yelled Truffles making him stiffen up.

"E-Except for you babe! Love ya!"

And so, Schnitzel bid farewell to his home because he could still hear Chowder. He just kept on walking until he found the part of Marzipan City that couldn't hear Chowder's singing anymore. He sighed in relief before sitting at a bus bench and pondered what to do now that he was out of a job.

'Radda radda...' he thought, he still can't believe he left his best friends again, but he made the choice and hopes that it won't be the same outcome of working for Ms. Endive again.

That's when he felt a light bulb go off.

"Radda, radda!" He then got off the bench and started running.

After some minutes he reached the place and broke into a nervous sweat. "Radda...radda..."

"Oh come on, what are you doing back here!?" Complained C. H. Greenlatt.

"Radda radda."

"But it's Endive!"

"Radda Radda Radda!"

"Come on, have some dignity, I wrote you better than that."

"Radda!"

"Fine, see if I care." He replied before turning his back on Schnitzel.

"Radda Radda." Then Schnitzel knocked on Endive's front door. He gulped and tried to remain calm as it slowly opened.

"Yes? Who is...it?"

"Radda radda."

"You again?"

"Radda radda."

"And you're not running away this time?"

"Radda radda."

"Endive pulled out some binoculars and searched for Mung Daal's kitchen, seeing Chowder somehow as he's stuck on that note.

"DOESN'T THIS KID EVER RUN OUT OF AIR!?" Shouted Truffles.

"Oh my, it is true! That explains that ear grating sound I've been hearing all day."

"Radda radda."

"Come on in, and you better be prepared for the intense work you're gonna go through."

"Hey Schnitzel." Panini greeted.

"Radda radda."

"He keeps denying, but don't worry, he will accept his destiny, even if I turn crazy and start abusing my own apprentice when we're older, Chowder will be mine in the end and you can be the uncle to our hundreds of babies."

"Raddaaaaa..." he let out while walking around her, creeped out at her specifics. "R-Radda radda?"

"Well, you can start tomorrow, you must be exhausted from so much suffering." remarked Endive while inwardly jumping for joy. "We'll get started bright and early, so don't be late."

"Radda."

That night, Endive giggled evilly as she planned how to get into his pants. "Yes! Finally! Another chance to get my man! Ok Endive, be calm and think. Last time you were too strong and quick, but this time, this time will be different!"

Meanwhile, Schnitzel was moving in.

"Radda radda."

"Yeah, pretty unfortunate that Margarin passed, but now you have this room all to yourself." Said Panini. "Be warned though, she use to have a collection of spoons."

"Radda, radda." He then opened the closet and said spoons spilled all over him. He sighed before he moved to clean them up.

"Hey, want me to help?"

"Radda." He shook his head no.

"Alright, sleep tight, and be careful of the bed bugs."

"Radda radda."

The next day...

Schnitzel took a deep breath as he woke up and headed downstairs. "Radda radda." He then walked down to see Endive's bare ass peeking out of her bathrobe as she was bent over on the counter, pretending to do crossword puzzles. "RADDA!"

"Oh!" she sat up and covered the ass as he turned away quickly. "Pardon me, I thought I'd get some crosswording done early in the morning, didn't hear you come in."

"Radda radda." Then schnitzel went to the stove.

"What are you doing?"

"Radda radda."

"Mung Daal usually makes you make breakfast as soon as you come through the doors? Despicable."

"Radda ra." He tried radda-ing "I know, right?" But then Endive interrupted.

"He should've had you do it wearing only your apron."

"Ra-Radda?"

"I said, he should've done it himself if he's as manly as he claims to be."

Schnitzel could've sworn she said something pervy, but let it slide and radda'd how it's fine, he'll do it. "Radda radda."

"Okay, make sure to add some avocado to my eggs."

"Radda radda."

"Oh boy, I miss Schnitzel Breakfast."

"Panini dear, how many times must you appear in this chapter? It's supposed to be me and Schnitzel."

"Okay, I'll go see if I can coax Chowder out of his trance." she smiled walking off screen.

As Schnitzel worked the stove, Endive kept a good eye on a certain area below Schnitzel.

'Oh my, I wonder if it's just as hard as his body?'

That's when Schnitzel finished, turned around and put the eggs in some plates. "Radda, radda?"

"I keep the avocados over there." she pointed to the opposite cupboard.

"Radda radda." Then Endive got a good look at his ass as the cheeks rubbed against each other.

'Those 2 rocks are sure lighting a fire down there.' she thought with a little drool while trying to keep from saying anything.

Schnitzel grabbed the avocado, used a spoon to dig out the contents and put it on top of the eggs. "Radda radda."

"Mmmh, I'm gonna enjoy breakfast even more, knowing you're cooking it."

"Radda radda."

"That's the best compliment you've gotten? What did you get before?"

"Radda."

"Truffles saying 'thanks, now get back to work you pebble' what made you work for them in the 1st place?"

"Uh...radda radda, ra radda."

"Ack, friendship, it can never compare to romance." She said before eating her breakfast. "Mmmm, now this is what I'm talking about."

"Radda."

After breakfast, Schnitzel got work on cleaning Endive's pool. "Rrrgh...radda..." He knew what was gonna happen next.

'Alright Endive, just look good, don't try to take his sweet, rock hard, and so good lips.' Endive then headed to the pool in her leopard print bikini. 'This time I'll go right ahead and swim around.'"As you can see Schnitzel, I've been taking classes after you saved me with the kiss of life." she called out making him blush and shiver.

"Radda radda."

"Why I've gotten so good at it I can float on my back without sinking." She then laid still. "You see? I'm like a leaf floating down a stre-" She then intentionally hit her head on the edge, knocking her out.

"Radda." He sighed. He used the net to grab at her head and pull her over before grunting and hefted her onto the side.

She was just knocked out, she didn't drown this time, so he just rolled her to her bedroom. But before leaving...

"Radda..." He couldn't leave an unconscious woman in wet clothes. So he did the right thing and decided to strip off her bikini. All the while closing his eyes so he didn't stare and seem like a pervert, ironic. Then he dried her off with a towel.

'I can't believe he fell for it.' Thought Endive. 'It's not mouth to mouth, but seeing my naked body is much better than I hoped.'

Then Schnitzel put on her panties, bra and red dress, but before he got past the door.

"Thank you Schnitzel, I'll give you a raise for that." she called making him freeze up and break into a cold sweet.

"R...R...Radda?"

"Yep, like last time, I was faking." She giggled before Schnitzel ran away. 'I think that turned out well.'

Schnitzel ran to his room then to his personal bathroom where he washed his eyeballs but was unaware that he had a boner. "Radda radda radda!"

He was disgusted by that. She somehow got away with that. He's not sure if he should sue for sexual harassment because he did all of those things on his own volition. When he saw his boner though he cried out in horror.

"Radda!" He tried thinking about disgusting things to kill his boner. That time he walked in on Mung and Truffles as they made out, Chowder being shirtless, Endive in a thong.

The last one though made him blush and swore his boner got harder.

He then tried thinking about something else. The fact his bed used to be an old woman's death bed, the time he saw Gazpacho in a thong, Endive pressing her boobs against his chest.

"Radda radda!" He got even harder from that. "RADDA RADDA!" He had no choice, he had to jack off, but that's when a knocking came to his door.

"Schnitzel, you in there?" came Panini's voice.

"Radda..."

"He's so maturbating to you Ms. Endive." whispered Panini making the woman chuckle.

Schnitzel was sweating, he needed to get his boner down, but he couldn't keep 'em waiting. He racked his brain for anything with said organ getting annoyed.

"Don't look at me buddy, this is all your crotch's fault!"

"Was his organs talking just now?"

"He doesn't want us to see. Schnitzel dear it's okay, just come out and kiss me. We won't shame you."

"Radda radda radda!" he called back shaking his fist.

"Oh come now, it's perfectly healthy, and flattering."

"Radda!"

"Schnitzel, it's not that bad, I'm sure you're gonna love it, then love me."

He grit his teeth, then walked to the door. "Radda radda radda ra radda!"

"It's okay Schnitzel." Endive replied as Schnitzel opened the door. "I know you only came here to escape Chowder, but I just couldn't help myself." she giggled making Schnitzel look like he was not amused.

"Radda radda."

"Panini dear, please leave."

"Ooh."

"Schnitzel, mind if I help you with that?"

"Radda!"

"Schnitzel, your previous lover was a rock, am I mistaken?"

"Radda?"

"Wanna try sex with someone who has hands? It's much better." she winked making him groan and walk to his bed and plop down on it face down. "If you change your mind, my room door is unlocked."

Schnitzel rolled his eyes before taking a nap.

(Later)

Schnitzel was dropping off an order with Endive...at least he thought they were. "Radda radda."

"Yes, a drive really helps me when I need to calm myself." They were driving further away from Chowder. "Care for some music?"

"Radda radda."

Endive then put in a mixtape.

"Rockabye, and goodni-*ding dong.*-who could that be at this hour?" Said the recording. "Oooh, a big package. Let's see what's insi-*boom!*

"Hahahahahah!" Laughed Mung and Chowder in the recording.

"Mung Daal! I'll get you for this!" Shrieked Endive.

Endive growled while Schnitzel snickered.

"Radda radda." Translation 'nice try.'

"Whatever do you mean?" she tried to smile innocently.

"Radda radda, radda radda." Translation 'you were gonna make me fall asleep and then take me to some shed and then do sinister things to me.'

"I was not!"

"Radda radda." Translation 'you really gotta get off me, I wasn't interested last time and I certainly am not now.

"Ugh fine, could you please take the order to the door now?"

"Radda radda." he nodded. He stepped out, but then saw lots of cars shaking and couples making out while sitting on picnic blankets. "Radda radda?"

"I tricked you, here we are, makeout point."

"Radda radda!" he cried out with wide eyes.

That's when Endive pounced!

"RADDA!"

Endive laid there, smiling. "If you're gonna for me off, what will you do? Push me? You'll feel up my bosom. Lift me? My bosom might get in your face."

"R-Radda radda." he blushed.

"Just relax..." she then kissed his cheek.

Schnitzel shivered but he took some deep breaths. He moved his hands over to her side and started to lift her up with a grunt.

"Oh dear, you do realize that my chest is now in your face, right?" smiled Endive with Schnitzel getting his face covered by her mounds.

The other couples took notice.

"Show off, he wants to bench press his woman in front of us. I remember back when women wanted to bench press their men." Said a crazy guy.

"Uh you do realize women weren't bench pressing men, right?"

"They weren't? Then what were they doing?"

"Figure it out for yourself, now let's get back to kissing."

"Oh alright."

Schnitzel's dick was getting harder, but that's when...

"Well, someone's in quite the pickle." Said C. H. Greenblatt.

"Radda! Radda!"

"Just do it, this is how your story is gonna end anyways."

"Radda!?"

"Sorry for the spoilers."

"Who are you talking to dear Schnitzel?"

"Radda radda!"

"A bald nerdy puppet?"

"Radda radda."

"Riiiight, so, how does it feel to touch a real woman?"

"R-Radda radda." he blushed looking away.

"Just try it, please? It's not like you have a girlfriend now, do you?"

"Rada..." translation 'good point...'

"Good! Now why don't you show me how you can really kiss?"

"Radda..." translation. 'Fine...' then he let her down onto him.

"There you go."

They both closed their eyes and then puckered their lips.

Panini started recording it from the bushes.

"Hey Panini, spying on couples as well?" Asked Gazpacho.

"Will you get lost?"

"Okay, fine, geez, I'll spy over here." he muttered walking off. "This never happens at mother's place."

Endive got to feel Schnitzel's rock hard lips once again. "Mmmm~" Endive hummed as she and Schnitzel opened mouths and exchanged tongues..

Said rock monster blushed feeling the tongue and tried to keep from suffocating under her huge rack. He managed to roll around for him to be on top.

'Oooh, someone's taking charge.' Thought Endive. 'But I'm his boss, so I should be leading!' That's when she held his face and used her tongue to rub against his.

'Radda radda.' Thought Schnitzel, he couldn't believe he was going along with this, but even more couldn't believe he was enjoying it. That and he could feel her rubbing up against him and his growing boner.

"Yeah Ms. Endive you get in there." Whispered Panini.

"Yeah Ms. Endive, you get in there." Whispered Gazpacho.

"Don't make me cut you with my claws."

"Too late, I've already gotten cut with them."

"Well I'll cut you again."

"Okay fine." Said Gazpacho as Schnitzel then started spanking Endive's ass.

"Ooh! You naughty naughty boy." she purred breaking the kiss.

"Radda."

"I knew you'd like it, so how's about we continue this in the car?"

"Uh, Radda radda?"

"Never had done it in a car before? It gets quite hot."

"Radda radda."

"Don't worry, as long as the car is on this flat surface, we won't tumble down the cliff."

"Radda radda." He shrugged.

"Excellent! Follow me~"

They then entered the back of the car, throwing each other's clothes off. When Schnitzel got a clear look at Endive's rack, his jaw hit the floor.

"Nobody besides you, has ever gotten this far with me." she chuckled. "Most are too shy to make the first move."

'Radda radda.' Translation of his thoughts would be. 'Or terrified.'

"Go ahead and get as rough as you want."

"Radda radda." Translation. "I'm a rock, rough is what I do best." He then started fingering her pussy.

"Ooh!" she moaned.

"Radda radda." He realized her pussy was pretty big and decided to add some more fingers. This made her moan even louder and squirm against his fingers. Soon he had his whole fist inside.

"Oooh Schnitzel! Pound my dough!"

Schnitzel smiled as he thrusted his arm in and out. This made the woman moan so loud it made the windows vibrate.

"You hear that? That's a good lo-"

"Yeah, yeah, our relationship is in the toilet, just go back to fucking this guy I paid, it's 200 dollars an hour."

"Ok ok."

Back with Schnitzel and Endive, he then slid his fist out and started rubbing against her pussy.

"Radda radda."

"Oh yes, and don't you dare pull out." She tried to wrap her legs around his waist, but she was just too fat. "Go ahead and get as rough with me as you want and give me that sausage!"

"Radda." That's when he thrusted inside! He groaned as she moaned since her pussy immediately clenched onto his dick. "Radda radda." Translation. "Quite a vice, but I'll still pull out."

"Oooh! Having a real dick is SO much better than toys!"

"Radda, radda." He then thrusted harder, making the whole car shake more.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

He leaned over and pecked her cheeks as her moans started to sound like an angry bear, scaring off everybody.

"Let's get out of here!"

"Heh, suckers." Said Panini as Schnitzel went deeper inside Endive.

"Radda radda!"

"Oh, please, cum inside me!"

"Radda." He disagreed as he pulled out. Endive tried forcing him back in but her legs couldn't quite hold on.

"Aw come now! I never get to feel a creampie!"

Schnitzel shook his head and pulled out.

"Fine, fine, fine, cum all over my bosom then." she resigned. "And make sure I look like a cake while you do it."

Schnitzel rolled his eyes as he frosted her. Writing 'you're welcome' across her stomach.

"Mmm, that's the stuff."

"That was awesome." Said Panini as she snuck out of the bushes. 'I hope Chowder does that to me.'

We now see them sitting next to each other in the back, arms around each other's back.

"So, wanna give the marriage thing a chance now?"

"Mmm...radda radda." He nodded.

"Excellent. Good thing I came prepared with the rings." She pulled out said rings and a marriage registration.

"Radda radda radda."

"Oh, I would love a round 2, but we must get back to work."

"Radda radda radda radda." He agreed.

With that the two of them worked on getting dressed in the surprisingly big car. Later...we now see them trying to sneak peaks at each other as they worked on a dish. All the while Panini watched with envy.

'One day...me and Num Nums will be like that.' She then looked to the horizon. 'One day...'

"Panini, stop daydreaming, you and Schnitzel have a delivery."

"Yes ma'am!"

And when she closed that door.

"Alright, now that she's out, let's have some fun." Said a giddy Endive as Schnitzel picked her up and whisked her up to her room.

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