Crazy trouble with love part 8
Yori and Ron
Series: Kim Possible
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-Yamanouchi Ninja School-
Numerous students were in the middle of doing their daily chores all over the school. Some trying to clean the ceiling, others busy with the floors, and for one, the attic above the school.
This 'lucky' student was Yori, and she was covered in cobwebs and dust right now.
"Achoo." she sneezed wiping her nose. "I had no idea the attic was this dirty. I wonder why no one has had the time to clean it thoroughly."
As she cleaned, she saw strange ancient wonders of Japan's hidden world, from katana laced with dried blood to strange skulls of the oni, and from the severed arms of holy figures to an ancient mummified rabbit with fur as white as snow.
In general, this room had a strange yet unearthly feel to it as some of the artifacts seemed to twitch or call out in silent whispers in a long forgotten dialect.
"Hmm, I should talk to sensei after I am done to see if there are any unruly spirits here." She muttered to herself while using a broom to sweep the dust away, all the while trying not to hit any of the relics of the ancient past. 'Hopefully nothing too unruly.'
As she moved deeper she started to get a nagging feeling coming from a corner of the attic.
She looked confused before walking closer and closer to the corner, only to spy a large bronze sake jar with a strange set of kanji unknown to her along with a unearthly blue glow surrounding it like a thick fog. "Oh my, I wonder what that is."
She reached for it and noted that the jar was lighter than expected, like a bag of feathers. "Hmm, if it was put up here, surely there must be a reason. I should leave it alone, I would not want to upset sensei."
She looked at the jar before realizing she was completely thirsty, like really thirsty due to being in the attic for an hour.
"Then again...I suppose one little sip couldn't hurt, but that's it." She muttered before popping the cork out and began drinking it. 'It's...so tasty! I...I must have more!' she thought when the taste hit her tongue and she tilted it up a little.
And so, she kept on drinking and drinking the sake inside while her mind and stomach felt extremely thirsty and unable to stop drinking.
But something else happened at the same time, and that was well…..you should watch instead of someone telling you what that was.
"Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp!" she let out before she stopped to catch her breath. "Ah…." she then started drinking again while unable to stop even for a few seconds. 'I know I need to stop and continue cleaning, but this sake is so good I can't stop!'
As Yori kept on drinking she didn't notice that her hair became pure white and reached to her ass as her ears became long and pointed. "Gulp gulp gulp gulp!"
Next came the fact her legs tingled and moved closer to each other. This slowly started to form a long white tail with light purple under scales as it began to destroy the lower portion of her attire and grew longer and longer until it nearly covered the entire room.
"Gulp gulp gulp gulp!" Yori chugged hole her eyes started to become bright red, her nails became slightly sharper, her canines turned into tiny fangs, and her skin began to become paler and paler as her chest grew into a G cup and her hips and ass grew to accommodate her snake like body, becoming larger and meaty in the process, making it look like massive meatbuns. "Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp!" 'SO GOOD!'
When her body stopped changing her thirst came to a sudden stop.
She blinked while taking a breather for a second and tried to finish drinking the jar, only to find it completely empty as the glow surrounding it vanished. She was so confused that she didn't realize that her hands were emitting a dark blue flame. "Oh, I seem to have-WHAT IN THE WORLD!?"
And cue her seeing her body and screaming so loudly that the entire school shook for a few minutes.
"AHHH!" She screamed while the nearby waterfall stopped flowing downwards and went the other direction. "I...I...I've changed into a yokai!"
Yori screamed in more horror before slowly calming down as she felt her mind...slightly changing to fit a slightly docile mindset, which she already was to begin with so not much changed. "Oh...I'm a yokai. One with the body of a snake…..oh kami. How am I going to explain this to sensei?"
She looked at the jar and gulped.
"I...I must have been cursed by this. When sensei finds out, I'll be punished severely." She muttered in horror as the jar started to turn into dust. "And I'm going to be exiled for this."
She looked at her tail and touched it. "Oh this is very bad, I may be like this forever, doomed to forever be changed like this and ostracized by my peers."
That was when a mental image of Ron appeared in her head, causing her to blush.
"And Stoppable-san….will he still be friends and comrades with a yokai?" she muttered while finding her mind filled with images of all the moments the two had.
Each one of him either trying to act like a gentleman, or trying to be funny. All until she recalled how he was really closer to 'Possible-san', like REALLY close.
"I wonder, are they a couple?"
'Oh Kim.' A mental image of Ron said to a mental image of Kim. 'I love you.'
'And I love you my little saru.' She said back while they kissed right in front of a mental image of Yori, who looked mortified.
'Stoppable-san...why?' Yori 'said' with dread. 'Why not me?'
Kim turned to Yori and grinned. 'He's mine now, so get lost little ninja!'
Yori started to cry while her body frowned and made a fist.
"I don't wish any harm on Stoppable-san's friend, but the idea of them as lovers makes me so angry." She said while looking completely sad. "I have to find Stoppable-san, before she starts….taking him into her futon." she turn and slithered back to the door to the attic. All the while the tail slammed against the walls and artifacts.
(Elsewhere)
-Middleton, Colorado, USA, Bueno Nacho-
"You ready Rufus?"
"Uh huh." The naked mole rat nodded with a grin.
"Ready...set….go!" He said while eating a massive bowl of nachos the size of the table, dubly named 'El Diablo'.
Kim herself ate her salad while watching both of them scarf them down. "Be careful Ron, you might choke if you're not careful."
He gave a thumbs up while still eating the food, while not knowing that the sky was starting to become darker and it began to pour cats and dogs, and no it wasn't DNAmy, even she wasn't that crazy. "You got it KP!"
As Kim ate her salad, she noticed a person wearing a large yellow pancho walking by the restaurant and opened the door as something felt...off for some reason. 'Wow, they sure don't like to get wet.'
The person turned while staring at Ron from under the hood, seemingly oblivious to everything else in the building. 'I found you.'
As for Ron, well he got halfway there before feeling sick.
"Ugh…" he groaned with Rufus still eating.
"Sounds like you bit off more than you could chew." remarked Kim.
"Oh ha ha...ugh." He groaned as the person walked up, picked Rufus up while placing him on the table, before taking the bowl and-
GULP!
Ate it whole like a snake before spitting the plastic bowl out.
Rufus, Ron, and Kim all went wide eyed in shock while Ron dropped his jaw.
"..."
"How did…."
"Eh?!"
The person looked at Ron while moving onto the seat and sat next to him, their face still obscured by the hood.
"Uh...hello?" greeted Kim.
"..." They ignored her while saying still, while placing a hand on Ron's leg.
Rufus shook his head and started making some chatter while shaking his fist.
"Rufus?" Ron asked while the person rubbed their hand on his hip. "Why are you acting like that?"
He made more sounds before Ron registered what the person was doing and yelped with a red face with Kim frowning.
"I think you're making him uncomfortable."
The person hissed slightly while the rain storm outside began to become a deluge. "..."
BOOM!
ZAP!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
"W-W-Who are you?" gulped Ron. "And how'd you do that?"
They hissed before a long snake like tongue wiggled near his ear.
"Ah!"
"Snake!" Rufus got out in fear.
Kim stood up and grabbed their hand. "That's enough touching, now leave him alone and tell us who you are or leave."
They hissed before suddenly grabbing Ron with a long white tail and ran off into the rain as they vanished with the skills of a master thief.
"RON!" screamed Kim and Rufus before running out of the building.
Only to be drenched with hail and rain as a thick fog covered the person's tracks.
"RON!"
(With Ron)
-In an abandoned museum of japanese arts and ninjutsu-
Ron looked very nervous as he was on a large futon with a large pillow under him and wearing nothing but a white kimono. 'Oh man, who is this? Why'd they take me? Why'd they make me wear this?!'
The figure 'walked' into the room while hissing a little.
"Ah!" jumped Ron nervously. "W-Who are you?"
They hissed before moving closer to Ron and began….kissing his cheek?
"H-Huh?!" he let out in shock while seeing the tail move up and drape over his lap. 'W-W-What's going on?!'
The figure moved back before taking the pancho off, to reveal….Yori, but in a white kimono with giant snakes on the sleeves and had a large diamond between the chest and crotch area. "Hello Stoppable-kun."
Ron blinked and looked confused and stunned. "Uh...hey, uh….you."
"Don't you remember?" Yori asked with a small pout. "We fought together to save the Lotus Blade."
"...um…"
She pointed to her eyes. "I might be a yokai, a Shirohebi, but I am your guide at the Yamanouchi Ninja School, among other things Stoppable-kun."
Ron went slack jawed when he started to connect the pieces and saw the face. "Y-Y-Yori?! You...you...you're a snake lady!"
"Shirohebi." She hissed. "A sad fate, but I am happy to see you again, even if Possible-san thought I was some lowly geisha."
"A ga-what?"
"Brothel woman."
"What's a brothel?"
She sighed. "Whore house."
"..."
"What you americans call a 'strip bar'."
"OH!" he turned bright red while she nodded before shaking his head. "Hang on wait! KP was just asking who you were, I mean you DID come in and start...rubbing my lap." he looked away.
She rubbed his cheek with her left hand. "I wanted to see you, and tell you something very important."
"W-What?"
"Watashi wa, anata o aishiteimasu." She said in perfect japanese.
"Uh...come again?" he asked, confused.
"I love you." She smiled with a very happy smile.
"...come again?" he repeated, wide eyed and beet red. 'No way, did she just-'
"I love you." She said again while moving VERY close to him with her chest touching his left shoulder. "I love you more than anything in the world~"
"U-Uh, Y-Yori?" he gulped feeling the chest and started sweating nervously. "You uh, you're kinda...close."
"All the better to be with you." She said while licking her lips. "And since you and the baka aren't formally in a relationship, it means I won't hold my feelings back anymore, Stoppable-kun~"
And cue Ron turning as red as a pepper. "W-Woah woah woah, you mean me and KP?"
She hissed again while glaring at him. "Yes, her."
Ron shivered seeing the glare. "Y-You thought me and Kim were a couple?"
She moved even closer to him. "You two were close, and Possible-san is always around you."
He felt his blood turn ice cold from the tone Yori was making. "W-Well yeah! Me and Kim are best buds, we've been like that ever prince pre-k."
Yori's eyes narrowed while she pushed him onto the bed by her chest and pinned him down with her tail. "So you break a maiden's heart right in front of her? How foolish of you Stoppable-kun."
"Eek!"
"Especially after I helped you in japan, you Sorry excuse of a human!"
"What'd I do now?!" he asked nervously.
She moved her head towards his face. "You cheated and played with my heart with Possible-san. I was the one that saved you, NOT her! You are my lover, NOT THAT SLUT'S BOYTOY!"
Ron gulped in fear.
"YOU ARE MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
'Oh man, what do I do? She looks mad!' he thought, only for them to hear the sound of footsteps echoing in the building.
Yori used her tongue to sniff the air and frowned as she placed a sock in Ron's mouth. "Stay here, and don't run. Or I will find you~!"
Ron gulped and nodded in fear before Yori moved off him. 'Scary….but why did that make me feel excited?'
(With the footsteps)
Stomp.
Stomp.
Stomp.
Stomp.
"Wade, are you sure Ron's in here?"
"Positive, he's in this building."
Kim looked around while holding a flashlight in the dark hallway, which was VERY creepy due to the artifacts of giant monsters and ancient samurai armor and weapons in every corner of the museum. "Any idea on just who it was that took him? I didn't get a good look at their face, but they must have had a good reason to go to this length."
"Sorry Kim, but the database isn't giving me any leads on your snake person."
"Not even anything on DNAmy? I mean using animals in weird experiments is kinda her thing."
"She's still in jail. And it's not Gill, he's also still in jail."
Kim grumbled at this while not seeing the shadow right behind her. "Great, so I'm walking in blind, literally."
"Sorry."
That was when a hand hit her neck and caused her to pass out.
"Hissssss."
(With Ron)
'What should I do?! Run? Hide? Scream?! What what WHAT?!' he thought while conflicted. On one hand if he listened Yori might do who knows what to whoever was here, but if he moved, he didn't wanna imagine what she'd do.
As he tried to calm down, he didn't notice an astral projection of a monk right behind him, floating.
'Aw man, all this worrying is making me hungry. Should have gotten a nacho supreme when I had the chance.' He thought.
"Stoppable." Said a familiar voice from right behind him.
Ron turned and perked up. "Mmmpph!"
"You can take the sock out."
Ron spat out the sock while feeling relieved that it wasn't covered in mold. "Sensei! Oh man, am I glad to see you. You'll never believe it, but Yori's been-"
"I know. She drank the blood of a Shirohebi, one from my forbidden artifact collection. Although the fact it was inside a sake jar would tempt anyone to drink it, but Yori should have had the mental fortification to prevent such temptation."
"Yeah, and she's a snake lady."
"A Shirohebi is a yokai with the lower body of a snake, a master of the elemental power of water, and to some, one of the few yokai to avoid. But not in the traditional sense."
"What do you mean?"
"The jar Yori-san consumed was the Jar of Lamination. A cursed artifact from the days before the Warring States period, this particular Shirohebi was a former student of the school." He said. "A talented one, but she fell in love with a local daimyo from the nearby province, and when one of her kind finds a man or woman they love, they will hunt them down and protect them with their lives."
Ron blinked as Sensei continued.
"But the daimyo was a cold hearted man, with no love in his heart. So when she came to him, he sent her away and sent his men to kill her. She managed to escape, but was near the gates of death. As she tried to return to the temple, a wandering monk saw her plight and tried to carry her to the school, but she passed halfway there and the monk found later on that his sake jar became coated with her blood." He spoke. "But before she died, she muttered a curse. To those that destroyed my heart, a calamity shall destroy them and for those who hold my blood be warned, for the one who drinks the licor of disoare shall become like me. And for over one hundred years, the jar was kept safe and secured, until last week."
"So wait, Yori drank it, became cursed, and...now she wants to kill me?!"
"No." Sensei said calmly. "Yori-san only wants to reveal her true feelings and become your bride, depending on the fact that you did not 'break' her feelings like the daimyo of legend."
"Bride?!" he went wide eyed. "B-But I haven't graduated school yet!"
"Yet Yori-san will continue to hunt you until you reciprocate your feelings to her. Shirohebi are very envious of any woman that get too close to their 'grooms'."
"Wait, you mean Kim? But we're just best friends!"
"In her mind, Possible-san will be marked for death." Sensei said. "Unless you tell her your true feelings, the ones locked in your heart."
Ron looked lost. "Eh?"
"You must love her for who she is, or the tragedy will be replayed, with you instead of the Shirohebi." He said before vanishing like mist.
"Sensei wait!"
(With Kim)
She groaned while noticing that she was inside something….slimy and reddish in hue. "Ugh, where am I?"
That was when she noticed that there was very greenish liquid under her, eating away at her shoes and pants.
"Wait….I GOT EATEN!"
(With Yori)
She burped while holding her large stomach as she slithered back to the room Ron was it. 'Sorry Possible-san, but you were in the way of Stoppable-kun's heart.'
"YORI!"
She smiled while burping a little. "Excuse me, Stoppable-kun. Sorry about that, it was...a giant rat."
"Yori listen and listen good! I-uh...I um…."
"Yes?" She asked while looking very happy as the stomach started getting kicked. "Oof!" 'She needs to calm down in there.'
"Look, Sensei was just telling me about...all this, and...ok I'm gonna be straight. Kim and me? We're not a couple. I mean sure, sometimes I do wonder what we'd be like if we were, but we never really got that far, you know? Right now I'm still the same single, dorky, loser I was when we first met."
"...so you are not engaged?"
"What no!"
"Oh…" she blinked before her stomach got kicked really hard. "OW! Stop struggling in there!"
"Wow, that rat is really tough." grimaced Ron.
"It is, but Stoppable-kun." She said as the stomach kicked and hurt her even more. "Ow! Do you OW! Love OW! Me?"
"Well...I do kinda like you, and I was hoping we could date a little bit, but seeing how I was just a transfer, I figured you'd get with some dude who knew way better kung fu than me."
She laughed in pain. "Ow! Stoppable-kun, I love OW! Only you. I was OW! Only trying to stay friends because of OW! Possible-san, OW! Stay still in there! OW OW OW!"
"Uh, do you need a doctor?" asked Ron curiously.
"OW! I'm fine." Yori groaned. "OW! The rat was TOO stubborn, OW! Baka red furred rats OW!"
"Red?" He blinked before recalling that Kim should've found him by now.
'I should've chewed her! Baka snake mouth!'
"Uh...Yori? Where's Kim?"
"What do you OW! Mean?"
"She should have been back." he gulped while going pale.
Yori groaned while burping a little. "Maybe she...ugh….was late?"
"She's never late."
She gulped while she felt VERY sick and almost ready to puke. 'STOP! I'M GOING TO UGH!'
"Oh crap, Yori spit her out!"
"But-UGH!" She groaned before her mouth extended past her jaw line and she spat out Kim, now naked and covered in stomach acid as her stomach returned to normal. "Ugh…." 'Might need medicine after this…'
"KP!" cried Ron as Kim stood up and shivered. "You're alright!"
"Ow….Ron?" She groaned while feeling very slimy. "What happened? One minute I was in a museum and the next I'm in someone's stomach."
"Well apparently Yori ate you, which is sick and wrong!"
"Sorry…" Yori groaned. "Was in a jealous rage…"
Kim turned and saw the very nauseated Shirohebi. She frowned and felt her eye twitch. "So your first thought was to EAT ME?!"
"..." she lightly blushed. "...sorry?"
"Oh no, sorry doesn't even begin to start." she glared. "Would someone explain just what's going on?!"
(One hour of explaining later)
"And that's how I wanted Ron to 'do the deed' with me." Yori blushed while bowing. "I am terribly sorry, I thought you and Stoppable-kun were already together and….."
"You didn't think to CALL or talk to him face to face first?" deadpanned Kim.
"I was envious." She pouted. "I thought you 'stole' him away, and the image of you calling me a whore in my head didn't help."
"Why would I do that? I'm not someone who'd call you a whore, especially since we hardly even interact."
She sighed while her tail wagged sadly near her side. "I'm sorry, but….I love Stoppable-kun and the Shirohebi curse just….made me want him. I just couldn't help myself."
Kim let out a sigh and shook her head. "I get that, but even still, there's nothing wrong with telling it up front. It can actually be a lot easier than most people think."
"But I'm a yokai. If I told him up front, he might have ran away or hit me with a bat." She sighed as Ron sweatdropped in embarrassment, as he did get scared from her initial appearance, mostly from the horror factor.
"A bat? Really?"
Yori nodded as Kim shook her head.
"Ron maybe scared of monkeys, but scared enough to hit you with a bat? That's not him."
"...oh." She said with a slight sigh of relief.
"But keep in mind, eating people is NOT something to get on his good side, ok?"
"Sorry Possible-san." She bowed again.
"Hey no worries, the Ronster is a-ok." spoke Ron trying to sound cool and calm.
She slithered towards him before saying. "So you will date me or…." she blushed a little.
"Or what?"
"...propose?"
"Uh...maybe let's start with dating." he blushed.
And cue Yori hugging him with both her tail and arms as Kim sneezed a little as she was still naked.
"Uh, can we continue this after I get some new clothes?" Kim asked while Yori kept hugging Ron tightly.
"I love you." She whispered in his ear.
'Aw that was-'
"But if you cheat on me." She continued while sounding very passive aggressive. "I will eat you whole~"
Ron paled and let out a choked squeak. 'Scary!'
'He he he.' Yori thought while hissing a little as her eyes glowed bright red in the darkness. 'Ron-kun~'
"Uh, Yori, question." spoke Kim. "Are you stuck in that form for good?"
She turned to her. "I don't know, maybe." 'Not, I learned to shapeshift a day ago. I just wanted to scare you...no. Bad yokai side! Possible-san isn't a threat!'
"Oh."
"I'm sure she'll be ok, I mean, as long as nobody trips over the tail I mean." spoke Ron.
She smiled and kissed his cheek. "Thank you Stoppable-kun. I appreciate that."
"But did you have anything to do with the crazy weather at bueno nacho?"
"Apparently Shirohebi can manipulate water, so a storm is fair game." Yori sweatdropped. "But...shall we do the deed or 'hang out' in one of your american styled restaurants?"
"Hang out."
"As you wish, Ron-kun." She said while holding his right hand with her left hand.
With that the two turned and headed for the exit with Kim following and rubbing her arms.
'So not cool.' She thought before sneezing as Yori made a heart with her tail.