Crazy trouble with love part 8
Ganonette and Link
Series: Legend of Zelda
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"Yui, I need a portal open, I found this monstrosity behind my desk while I was cleaning!"
"Hey! If you're gonna talk smack about my daughter then all bets are off on your own kids! Here I got one! Your kids are so-"
"I wasn't talking about Cynthia, I found an old super crown, why did you assume I was talking about her?" Jack asked as he held a long pair of tongs that were holding a glowing pink mushroom with a crown on it.
"Oh! Well you see I've been teaching her on how to take insults by ignorant creatures who fear her power and looks. I made it clear that the only people who would consider her a monster are zealous christians and possible aquaphobia closet perverts who have a fetish for maids, but don't wanna be true to themselves. That's why I told her if someone calls her a monster, to look them in the eyes and say 'Hey! That's CUTE monster to you!'. Gotta help her build up thick skin with such squishy cheeks."
"...Still don't get why you thought I was talking about her when I said I found something behind my desk." He said as he shook his head. "Look, just open a portal so I can dispose of this thing."
"She likes hide n seek, and why? We already disposed of those things before, keep this as a souvenir. It might spice things up in bed between you and Elizabeth, wink wink nudge nudge." Chuckled Yui.
"Well first off no, due to that power ring Omni gave her there's a good chance she'll kill any woman she sees enter our bedroom, and second is that I already have a few in storage, this is just an extra, but it's also been near some toxic materials."
"The killy kind or the tangy kind?"
"Both, it's been awhile since I've cleaned back there."
"Good thing I'm no pack rat, I just tend to keep random stuff that I won't ever really need later in life." Remarked Yui before a portal opened up.
"Well we all can't be like that, fire in the hole!" Jack called as he threw the mushroom in. "So, where does the portal go too?"
"Wait, I was supposed to think where BEFORE opening it? Oooh…."
"Eh, as long as it's out of here I don't care, it's not our problem anymore."
"That's the spirit! Now if you'll excuse me I need to go say hi to Marisa, she wants to show the kids something called a dirty sanchez."
"Oh no she doesn't!" Jack called as we cut to the crown exiting the portal in a large desert.
It went rolling down a sand dune before stopping at the bottom while the eyes on it blinked. It looked around curiously before blinking again and began to move forward towards a small town in the distance.
In said town housed what looked like numerous dark skinned women with red hair and rather revealing outfits. This was the Gerudo tribe, a race of female warriors that birthed only females, though every hundred or so years they are blessed with a male Gerudo. Right now they were going about their day as usual. Training, guarding, patrolling, selling or buying at their market, or just mingling. None of them were paying attention to the small pink item heading towards them, and why would they, they weren't expecting any kind of attack.
The small crown itself didn't know where it was going, but what it did know was it needed to be worn by someone, anyone would do and looked around while rolling on it's side. There were so many options, one touch and they would finally have a wearer, someone they could bestow their power upon!
That's when it was knocked aside when one of the women walked by as it rolled away and hit the side of a house. It shook itself and frowned before hearing several people cheer and some neighing.
"Make way for the king!"
The crown blinked and looked to see the women all stop walking and start parting for something as the crown slowly rolled itself over. It's eyes widened as it saw a large black horse trotting down the street, and on top of it was a giant of a man with green skin, hair as red as fire and black clothes on with a pointed nose. It saw the women cheering out while the man soaked up the attention like a sponge. This, this was the person it had been looking for, a person who was worthy of its power!
"All hail king Ganondorf!"
"All hail Ganondorf, all hail Ganondorf!"
'Ah, yes, it is good to be the king.' He thought with a smirk while leading his horse over to the archway leading out of the village while the women returned to what they were doing when he was far enough.
The crown began to race after him, it had to give him it's power, he was the only one worthy of it! It spied the arch and got an idea.
Ganondorf himself smirked while looking out at the desert and finally felt like he could breathe freely without getting his space filled with his subjects. He may have been a powerful ruler who would crush anyone in his way, but even he needed a break from it all. He made his horse pause under the arch as he took in the view, unaware of the pink crown climbing up it as fast as it could.
It went rolling up as high as possible before reaching the very top and looked down at Ganondorf's head. Now was it's time, the time where it would take the next step on it's journey! Geronimo! It jumped off and went plummeting down right as Ganondorf gave a dark smirk.
"Soon, all of Hyrule will bow to-Gah!" He cried as the crown landed on his head, along with a piece of the arch that had become dislodged from it jumping off. Of course the sudden noise startled his horse and made it start galloping away from the village. This combination leading to the man feeling disoriented and dizzy while leaning against the mane and groaned as the crown fit snugly on his head before he started to feel tingly while blacking out.
(Later)
The horse panted as it kept galloping, it had been doing so for a few hours and it was running out of energy. It started to slow down while reaching a thick forest before sitting down to catch its breath.
"Ugh...finally….I thought this thing would never end." Groaned a voice as a figure slid off it's back. They stumbled a little and leaned against a tree while rubbing their head. "My headache is killing me….what I wouldn't give for some water."
The camera zoomed out to show a tall woman with light green skin and long red hair, she was wearing what looked like a mesh of the classic gerudo garb and what looked like a large ball gown. That being a dark green top on that held her large G breasts with frilly edges, while having similar dress that showed red slack pants while the crown from behind rested on top of her head. "Ugh, where am I?" She groaned as she shook her head, a small red welt growing right behind the crown from where the piece of arch had hit her head.
She looked around the forest while confused. "Oh no, some random place I've never been to. I'm lost." She said as she began to move away from the horse. 'How far did he travel, how far from home am I?'
The horse itself didn't pay attention to her and took a moment to take a nap while the woman looked around and tried not to trip over the gown.
'Why am I wearing this, was I going to some sort of fancy party?' She thought as she scratched her head. 'Or...do I always dress like this? I….I can't remember.'
Her mind was a complete blank, all she remembered was something hitting her, pain, and feeling very very hot, but the area itself was much more cooler.
'I feel cold, and me and that horse have some sand on it, was I from the desert?' She pondered walking over a rock and nearly going down the steep hill. "Ok think. I was on a horse, I was someplace hot, but I'm dressed like I'm going to a party. Wait, that's it! Maybe I was on my way to some ball or party, but I got lost and went through a desert." She said with a smile. "That has to be it, and I must have lost my memory from heat exhaustion, it all makes sense!"
With that in mind she looked around and snapped her fingers. "Maybe if I find someone nearby they can help me find where it's at. Or at the very least help me figure out where home is." She said as she nodded her head. "Once I find them, get everything sorted out everything will be fine, I'm sure of it!"
With that she looked around and began to inspect the area. 'Ok, which way to civilization, or at least one person?'
As she looked around, a little bit away showed a small camp with a certain hero looking over his inventory.
'Ok, rupes, milk, three hearts, master sword, bow and arrows, boomerang...yep, it's all here.' He thought with a nod as he slipped his pack on. 'Well, guess it's time I pack up camp and head out.'
"Hello? Is anyone out here? Hello?" He heard a voice call, making him pause.
'Huh? Who could that be all the way out here?' He thought as he looked around.
"Hello? Oh! Hello mr wolf, can you help me?"
'Oh no, did she just run across a wolfos?!' He thought before he ran to the sound.
"Oh, and you have some friends with you too."
"Grrrrr."
"Hey, why are you growling, and why are you all looking at me like that and surrounding me?"
Link ran faster and ducked under some branches before reaching a clearing where the lady was and saw a pack of wolfos surrounding her and looking hungry. "Hyaaaah!" He cried as he drew his sword and stabbed it into one of their heads, killing it instantly.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Asked the woman as the wolfos turned and snarled at Link.
"Saving you, these monsters were going to eat you!" He replied as they moved towards him. "Go! I'll distract them!"
"Wait, these dogs are monsters?!"
"Yes, now run!"
"Ahhh!" She screamed running the other way before two wolfos lunged at Link.
"Just keep running and you'll be safe!" He called…..right as she tripped over the pair of heels she was wearing. "Oh come on!"
"Ow!" She cried as one wolfos turned and licked it's teeth before heading towards her. "No no no no no!"
"Quick, defend yourself, don't you have a weapon or anything on you?" He called while using his shield to knock one wolfos away from him.
"I-I don't think I have any!" She cried as the monster got closer and closer. 'Come on, didn't I have something with me to defend myself, or at least something that could become a weapon?'
Link cut another wolfos down before quickly bringing his bow out and notched an arrow. He aimed it quickly before letting it fly and watch as it impacted the wolfos neck, bringing it down right before it could reach the woman. Said woman look petrified while he sighed in relief and saw the remaining wolfos took off running. "There, they're gone, are you ok ma'am?"
"I...I...I was almost eaten!" She screamed in horror while grabbing her heart. "I...I was so scared!"
"It's ok, we're safe for now, are you hurt?" He walked over while she panted and shook her head. "That's a good sign, but what are you doing out here?"
"I think I was going to a party, and I'm fine now." She said as she stared at the wolf carcass in horror. "I just….I thought that was a normal friendly wolf."
"Wolfos tend to have that effect on people. Trust me, I've handled tons of them and they never get any less nasty." He sighed as he shook his head. "So you said you were going to a party? We're in the middle of the forest, there's no party here."
"I can see that." She frowned before rubbing her head. "But that's all I can figure out, I don't really remember much of anything else."
"Oh, you have amnesia? Well that sucks, would you like to accompany me to the nearest town?"
"Yes, I don't know where I'm going. All I can figure out is I must have been in some desert, it was so hot." She spoke wiping her forehead before Link helped her up while noting she was taller than him and registered some of the clothes she wore.
"Wait, aren't you a Gerudo?"
"A ge-what?"
"They're a tribe who live in the Gerudo desert, they're all female and are a band of warriors and thieves."
"Thieves?" She looked at her clothes and back at him. "What kind of thieves wear clothes like this?"
"Well, they're the only people in all of Hyrule who are this tall, have red hair, have the same type of clothes as you more or less, it seems like that's the case."
"Well I don't think I've seen anyone like me. I...don't even remember what I look like to be honest." She said as she scratched her head. "All I remember was hurting my head, a horse ride then being here, everything else is essentially a blank slate."
"Well when we get to a town you can find a mirror and see what you look like. Heads up though, there's a reason why lots of people wanna visit Gerudo villages, they may be warriors and thieves, but their appearances do draw in a crowd."
"Oh? Are you saying I'm beautiful?" She asked with a smile.
"I'd be lying if I said no." He smiled before turning. "Follow me and stay close, this forest has all sorts of creatures that could surprise you."
"Ok, if you say so." She said as she walked towards him before wrapping her arms around his left arm, pressing her large assets against him.
Link's face turned red at the move and turned to her with a gulp. "I-I-I d-didn't mean THAT close."
"What, is this uncomfortable? I want to be as close as possible in case those beasts come back again." She smiled while finding amusement seeing the teen look embarrassed. "Besides, you never told me who you were."
"Oh, well I'm just Link, I'm a hylian, and I don't think I got your name?" he replied with her getting a thoughtful look on her face.
"Link...Link...Link...I feel like I've heard that name before." She said as she tapped her chin.
"Well, I do help a lot of people, maybe they talked about me?"
"That must be it." She nodded. "But I don't know what my name is."
"Well, do any names ring a bell, anything that kind of sticks out from your past?"
"Hmm….well….there is something, but it's fuzzy." She replied trying to think as hard as she could.
"Go on, look deep, it's your name an integral part of your being, maybe it will help you remember other stuff to." He said as she began to concentrate.
'Huh, my name….ok, I think I remember something…..cannon? No, that's not right….wait, it was Gonon something, but what was the last part….ahah, I think I got it!' she smiled. "Ok, I think I got it. I think my name is Ganonette."
"Ganon huh? I guess that must be a popular name." He said with a nod. 'Why does the last part sound like I've been hearing it to death?'
"I dunno, but let's go, these heels are killing me."
(Later)
Ganonette grunted as the two walked through the forest with her getting impatient since they had been at this for an hour. "How much longer until we get there?"
"Well it took me around two days to get to the spot where I was and the nearest town is a hundred miles away or so."
"A hundred?!" She gaped before groaning and rubbed her face. "Now I wish I didn't say anything."
"Well, you said you had a horse, why aren't you riding him?"
"I didn't think it would take this long, so I just let him go." She grumbled while scowling. "I should have just killed it for it's meat."
"I… there are many things wrong with that statement." He said as he paled a bit.
"Oh, sorry, I must have gotten ahead of myself." She said shaking her head. "I guess I'm just a bit tired."
"Well, uh, I can set up camp, I have a tent and some firewood and food in my bag."
"Oh thank goddesses." She sighed.
"Yeah, just a warning though the tent is only big enough for one person, sorry." He spoke as he took his pack off and worked on taking the stuff out.
"That's fine, I don't mind sharing." She said with a smile, making him blush a bit.
'I kinda do, I just hope she doesn't notice.' He thought as he began to get everything set up. "So… is there really nothing you can remember?"
"No, but...I think I remember something. I think I'm someone important."
"Well your clothes don't look like normal Gerudo clothes from what I've heard, maybe you're a high ranking member of the tribe?"
"Yeah, that's probably it. I just wish I could remember something else." She sighed as she sat down on a nearby log. "It's just so frustrating, what if I'm forgetting something important?"
"Don't be too upset. I heard that sometimes forgotten memories can come at moments when they're truly needed."
"So you're saying right now my life had no meaning so it won't come back to me right now?"
"What? No, I mean like if you're asked an important question you might remember the right answer. I'm just guessing, I'm not exactly an expert." He replied taking the food out while she huffed and sounded annoyed.
"What good are questions if I don't know WHICH ones?"
"Well, only time will tell, so, do you want some food?"
"Yes actually, I'm starved." She said as he handed her some meat and bread.
"It's not much, but it's something to tide us over until we get more supplies." He said as she nodded and began to eat.
"Well thanks anyway, I'll try to repay you when we get to town." She spoke while biting into the meat without hesitation or showing any signs of etique, not that Link noticed before eating his own food. "Mmmm, this is good, what kind of meat is this?"
"It's some meat I got of the wolfos I killed earlier, my bag is magic so it sometimes cooks meat I put in it."
"It cooks meat just by putting it inside? How handy." She said as she nodded her head as she finished her meal. "You sure seem very good with a sword and bow, what other skills do you possess?"
"Well, I can hunt, throw bombs, find money in the grass and I can play the ocarina." He listed while pulling said instrument out. "Care to hear a little?"
"I'd love to, play away." She said with a smile as he nodded and began to play. She closed her eyes while listening to the music and for some reason felt irked and bothered by it while getting some kind of nagging feeling in the back of her head. 'Do I have some sort of bad memory associated with this song?'
(Later)
Link and Ganonette resumed walking while Link looked at a map. "Well, I have some good news, we're getting closer to town, we might arrive by the end of the day."
"Oh what a relief, these accursed shoes are making me want to hunt down the man who made them and throw him off a cliff." She sighed as she leaned against Link, making him blush. "Thank you for putting up with me for all this time."
"N-No problem, it's what I do." He spoke while her chest rubbed against the side of his arm. 'T-They're bigger than the princesses!'
"No, really, first you save me, let me share my tent with you, shared your food, you've been an utter gentleman." She listed off while Link smiled at the praise. "Without you, I'd probably be eaten by who knows what."
"Well we wouldn't want that, right?" He said as she nodded. "So, what are you going to do when we get to town?"
"Well, maybe seeing if anyone knows me first. If not, well...then I'm not sure."
"Really? Don't you have a plan?"
"Not really, I have no money, no memory, if no one knows who I am I don't know what I'll do." She admitted with sadness before frowning and looked down. 'I wish I could remember SOMETHING that could help.'
"Wow, I never thought of it like that….well, um…. I'm kind of traveling around Hyrule, so if you want, maybe you could come with me?" He offered as she looked at him in disbelief. "I mean it can get kinda lonely."
"You...you would really let me come with you?"
"Yeah, plus if you come with me the odds of you finding someone who knows you is a lot better than staying in one town, right?"
"Well that's true…" She said as she pondered the idea. 'He's not wrong, and it does sound better than being stranded somewhere with no money, but wouldn't I just be a burden to him?'
"But let's focus on getting to the town first, and maybe getting a real meal to eat." He said as she nodded as they kept walking.
(Later)
Eventually they reached the village and headed to a nearby shop so Link could use the rupees to buy more supplies while Ganonette herself looked around the shop and felt like something was calling to her. 'What is it, this strange feeling?' She thought as she began to move through the shop like she was possessed. She went past some shelves and spotted what looked like a trident hanging on the wall. 'This….why is it calling to me, and why does it seem...familiar?'
"Ah, I see you are a woman of high taste, no?"
She blinked and shook her head before turning and saw the shopkeep standing there with a smile. "Huh? Oh, I don't know, I just felt...like I had to walk this way."
"Perfectly fine, so, I see you're interested in the Gerudo trident, huh?"
"Is that what it's called?"
"Yes, it is a special weapon made by the infamous Gerudo tribe, it was quite the feat to precure one, are you interested in buying it?"
"Oh, I couldn't do that. I don't have any money, and the two of us are just here for supplies." She said as she shook her head with a sigh as he frowned.
"Oh, then have a good day."
"Hang on." Spoke Link walking over to them. "Ganonette, does this trident look familiar to you in any way?"
"Slightly, but I'm not quite sure."
"Well, maybe it's a sign." He suggested. "Maybe it has something to do with who you are, like maybe you use to learn how to use one."
"Maybe, but I can't afford it." She sighed.
"Well luckily I can, I'll just have to forgo getting some non essential supplies." He said with a smile, shocking her. "Plus it would help if you had a real weapon, right?"
"In that case, I'll get it nice and gift wrapped if you'd like." Smiled the shopkeep.
"That won't be necessary, how much is it?"
"Oh about twenty rupees."
"Deal." He said as he pulled out the necessary rupes.
"Great! Pleasure doing business with you." He smiled taking the gems while Ganonette picked up the trident while feeling a newfound sensation. That being like it felt right in her hand.
"So, how does it feel Gannonette?"
"It… it feels right, like I was meant to wield it." She said as she looked at it with a smile. "Link, you didn't have to do this, but thank you."
"Well if it means helping you figure out who you are, it's worth it. Besides, that just means I'll have someone watching my back in a tough spot."
"Well, still, thank you, but how can you afford this, what supplies did you have to put off buying?"
"Well...the extra tent for you will have to wait for later, but besides that I still have money for everything else."
"So we'll have to share a tent a little longer?"
"Essentially yeah, o-or I could just sleep outside." He said with a small blush as she smiled deviously.
"Why Link, are you starting to get tired of me already? I'm hurt."
"N-No, not at all, I just don't want to make you uncomfortable with sharing a tent with me is all, I swear!" He held his hands up before she let out an amused laugh.
"Calm down Link, I'm just messing with you, I'm fine sharing the tent with you."
"...I knew that." He defended.
"Of course you did, now come on, let's get the rest of the supplies."
(Later)
After getting their stuff the two of them made their way to the outskirts of the town while she looked her trident over and felt the surface over. 'This is very well made, and it feels so comfortable, did I train with this before, am I really from the Gerudo tribe?'
"I think this spot should be good enough, what do you think?"
"Huh? Oh, it looks fine, you getting ready for bed?" She asked as he pulled out the tent.
"Not just yet, I just think it'd make more sense to have it ready before it gets too dark."
"Fair enough, should I start making supper then?"
"Sure, but you'll have to hunt for some fresh meat, we're all out and I couldn't buy any at the market since all they sold were overpriced rotten meat."
"Ew. Well, it seems it's time to try this puppy out." She said with a grin as she got up. She walked away from Link and gripped the trident tighter while slowly feeling herself getting excited. 'This is going to be so much fun, I can't wait to try this out!'
'I hope she doesn't get to carried away with hunting.'
(Later)
"...how? Just...how?" Asked Link in disbelief while Ganonette giggled.
"I got us food!" She said as she piled the multiple carcasses in front of Link, the pile growing taller than him.
"Uh...I can see that, and it's a lot...like a LOT." He said in disbelief. "You were only gone for an hour… and some of these are monster, how did you kill them all so fast?!"
"I don't know, when I went out and saw something we could eat, I just took my best shot and took them down. This trident is already paying off." She said as she rubbed the weapon fondly. "And I may have gone a bit overboard, is that ok?"
"Um...yeah, yeah, It'll just take me a bit to butcher them all." He remarked with a sweatdrop. 'I know my bag can carry a lot of stuff, but can it really hold THIS much meat?'
"Well, I'm going to head to bed, glad to hear I did good." She said with a smile as she made her way to the tent."
"Um...actually maybe you should wash up first, you do have a bit of blood...fur….and stuff on you?" He answered while she looked at herself. "I mean maybe we can clean all of it out of your dress before it sets."
"Actually, I'm not that bothered by it. It's just a dress after all." She said with a shrug. "But you might be right on getting the blood off myself, last thing I want is attracting mosquitos while we sleep."
"I'll get to making some meat ready, you can use the nearby stream to get clean." He said as she nodded. "I'll head to the tent to sleep when I'm done."
"Sure thing Link." She walked away while Link looked at the meat pile and rubbed his head.
'This is going to take awhile.'
(Later)
"Hah….hah….finally….it's over." Panted Link as he made his way to the tent. 'I swear my sword is going to smell like meat for weeks. I won't be smelling anything but raw meat for months!'
He crawled into the tent and practically collapsed on top of the cot and sleeping bag. 'At least I can rest now, and we won't have to worry about food again for awhile.' he moved to get comfy and get ready for sleep when he heard footsteps outside. 'Ah, Ganonette must be done with her bath.'
"Ah, that took way too long to finish." Came Ganonette's voice making Link relax before hearing the tent flap open. "Link's probably passed out by now, at least I won't have to worry about him freaking out."
'Why would I freak….out...w-where are her clothes?!' He thought opening his eyes and caught the sight of her bare body moving over behind him making him quickly bite his tongue to keep from letting out a surprised sound.
"Well, I guess there's no problem sleeping like this tonight, I trust Link and I need to let my clothes dry anyway."
'S-Sleeping in the n-n-nude in here is a -AI!' He thought feeling her lay down next to him and felt her arm drape over him, along with her breasts pressed against his back making his face turn beet red.
"Mmmm, he's so nice and warm, like a nice warm body pillow." She sighed happily as she began to close her eyes. She got comfy while Link himself gaped like a fish from the bare breasts.
'T-They're right on me!' He thought as she shifted her body a bit to get more comfortable. 'Oh goddesses above help give me strength!' He thought as he tried not to focus on the weight on his back. 'Just relax and go to sleep, she thinks you're asleep, so don't anger her by making her realize you're not!'
He tried to close his eyes to focus on relaxing, but when he felt her leg drape over his own and get closer made him go wide eye.
(Next morning)
'Can't breathe!' Thought Link who during the night had somehow ended up on his back and Ganonette had moved forward, trapping his head between her two large breasts. 'This isn't how I imagined I'd die!'
"Zzzzz…." Snored Ganonette as she shuffled a bit in her sleep. She held a firm grip on Link with the young warrior slowly feeling his resolve weakening.
'I don't think I'm gonna make it, I need to wake her up!' He thought before a part of him started to wake up as he reached out and tried shaking her shoulder. "G-Ganonette...wake up!"
"Mmmm….g'to sleep." She groaned.
"B-B-But you need to wake up!" He whispered in panic.
"No… just five more minutes…" She mumbled as she nuzzled closer to him, making him groan.
'I'm not gonna make it!' He thought while meanwhile Ganonette was having some strange thoughts in her mind, something about a town in the desert, a strange triangle shaped object and a large figure on a tall black horse.
She mumbled to herself while recalling servants moving to her holding platters out while someone groveled and she heard a dark laugh.
'I...I don't like this, who is that, is that me?' She thought as she began to toss and turn in her sleep, giving Link a chance to breathe.
Link in took fresh air and scooted back while feeling relief. "Oh thank goddesses, I thought I was gonna die!" He said before seeing a pained and confused look on Ganonette's face. 'Wait, is she having a nightmare?'
"No...stop it….stop the laugh!"
"Ganonette, wake up, it's just a dream!" He spoke reaching over to try and shake her, but her hand lashed out and grabbed his wrist in a tight grip that started squeezing it. "Augh, it's me, Link, wake up, wake up!"
"Link...gah...get away!" She screamed before opening her eyes and panted while frantically looking around.
"Ganonette, breath, breathe, it's ok, you're awake now." He said as he tried to calm her down.
"Ah...ah...Link? Where...oh thank goddesses." She sighed seeing she was still in the tent and let go of his wrist.
"Yeah, it's me, you're in the tent, what happened, what did you dream about?" He asked before remembering her state of dress, or lack of to be more specific. He blushed and looked at the ceiling while she looked away with confusion.
"I...I don't know what it was." She said as she shook her head. "All I know is that it was so horrible, so dark, I never want to have that dream again."
"Do you wanna talk about it?"
"I...no, at least not yet. I want to collect my thoughts before I talk about what I saw." She said as he nodded.
"I understand." He said as he maneuvered around her to the tent flap. "I'll get started on breakfast as you get dressed, ok?"
"Alright, just don't take too long." She said as he nodded and left the tent. "...that was my past life, what I was like before I lost my memory, it had to be." She muttered looking at her hand while closing it and shut her eyes. 'Was I a horrible person? If so, what would Link think if he knew?'
She shook her head before sighing. "The past is the past, there's no changing that, but this could be a new chance, I could be a better person this time around, right?"
(Later)
"Man, putting the meat in here is one thing, carrying it is another." Groaned Link as they were trekking through a rocky area.
"Sorry, do you want me to carry it?" Asked Ganonette who was walking behind him with ease.
"You sure? It might be a bit too heavy."
"Please, I'm sure I can handle a little bit of meat." She scoffed with a smirk.
"Fine, don't say I didn't warn you." He spoke slowing down as she reached out and took the pack off him and slipped it on without looking effected. "...Sometimes your strength is just unfair." He said, making her laugh.
"Aw, don't worry, I'm sure you'll be big and strong in no time." She teased pinching his cheek.
"Shut up." He blushed as she just kept chuckling.
"Hehehe, so, where are we heading again?"
"Right now we're checking out some cave that the villagers have said has been causing them trouble. I don't know if it's a monster or curse, but we're gonna find out."
"Sounds like fun, I can't wait to go hunting again." She chuckled darkly, making him pale a bit.
"Uh...considering we have enough meat, this is more like a scouting mission. We go in, find out the problem, then go from there." He said quickly.
"And if we find what's causing the problem?"
"...then we try to deal with it the best we can." He replied seeing her give a dark grin and twinkle in her eyes making him shiver. 'I shouldn't have worded it like that.'
"I can do that."
'That's what I'm afraid of!' He thought before they reached a cave entrance and heard what sounded like a low groaning coming from inside. "Hello? Is someone in there?"
He got more groaning in return.
"Sounds like we better go inside for a closer look." Spoke Ganonette pulling her trident out with a grin. "Me first!"
"Whoa whoa whoa, calm down, it might be someone trapped in there!" Spoke Link getting in front of her. "Look, I'll go in first, and you come up behind me."
"Ugh, fine, spoil sport." She sighed as they began to make their way into the cave.
'Knowing her if there is something in here she might stab it like last time.' He shivered since last time she let out a dark maniacal laughter and went back to being calm in the blink of an eye. 'I do not want to go through that again!'
'I know it's a trap, it has to be.' Thought the princess with a sigh. 'What else could be making that sound unless it meant harm. If it really wanted to do harm it should be outside, ravishing and raiding the village to the ground.' She thought darkly without meaning to.
"Hello? If you can hear us let us know, we are here to help." Called Link as the groaning sound came again. He pulled his sword out as they went in deeper with the light slowly dimming. "Stay on guard." He whispered.
"Got it, if anything jumps out I'm ready to end it." She replied, making him shiver.
They kept moving with the groaning becoming more clear and sounded much louder with them reaching a corner and stopped.
"It sounds like it's coming from right around there. On the count of three we jump out at the ready, but let's see just what it is first."
"Then we stab it until it stops moving, got it."
"No! We see what it is first!"
"Oh! Ok, and THEN we crush it's neck?"
"...Only if I say so."
"Deal."
Link held his fingers out and started to count down from five before they jumped out and looked in, only to go wide eyed and gape.
Reason? Because they were literally looking in a huge cavern that houses men, women, hybrids between them, and literally numerous animals and monsters….all of them fucking like there was no tomorrow.
"Wow…. there's a lot of people to stab here." Said Ganonette in amazement.
"Ah! Ah! Ah! More!" Moaned a woman getting fucked doggy style by a man.
"Come on, punish me, I'm a bad boy!" Cried a man who was tied up and blindfolded as two woman who looked suspiciously similar to Ganonette were whipping him.
"Ah goddesses above you're tight girl!" Groaned one guy literally fucking a wolfo which let out yelp after yelp.
"I….ah….wha…..I don't….I…." Sputtered Link whose face was turning as red as Ganonette's hair.
"What's….happening?" She got out before one of the naked men, who was wearing a goofy blue hat, spotted them and stood up with a smile.
"Ah! Hello there, I had no idea we had guests, or are you newcomers? We get so many people here it's hard to keep track."
"T-The...uh...the town...noise….danger?" Link sputtered out as he tried to comprehend what was happening all around him.
"Oh! No danger, unless you're a virgin." He teased with a chuckle without covering his junk making Link cover his eyes and Ganonette turn her head. "Welcome! To the cave of pleasure."
"So the noises the town heard was you people? So there's nothing to kill here?"
"Nope, and you're welcome to stay for awhile if you'd like, you both are." He smiled looking them over. "Here in the cave of pleasure, we accept all kinds of people, no matter the race, and they are all free to engage in any kind of debauchery they wish. Men with women, women with women, men with men, shemale, crossdressers, and of course people who wish to try something more primal, like him." He gestured to the man fucking the wolfo. "The only rule here is that whatever happens in the cave stays in the cave, along with not ruining the good vibe."
"So….you all….just….have sex?" Asked Ganonette.
"Along with sleep, eat, and whatever else you want to do." He smiled. "Are you two companions?"
"Y-Yeah, we're traveling together." Link said as he began to regain his bearings.
"Well if you two feel uncomfortable, you can go ahead and partake in the pleasure with each other no problem." He waved off making the two turn bright red. "In here we do not judge and do not force others, we merely go with the flow and see who is interested in what." He said as they both just blushed and tried to look everywhere but each other. "Also don't get mad if anyone approaches you and asks if you're available or if you want to try something new, just say no and they should back off."
"W-W-We've never...I mean we're just….we haven't!" Tried Link in embarrassment.
"Ah, so you two haven't confessed yet or done it, I get it man, well if you want to rest there is a spot at the back of the cave or you could go, you'd be surprised how many hikers, adventures and so on stumble upon this place."
Ganonette was silent and glanced at all the people fucking without restraint and blushed with a gulp, while feeling a brief nostalgic sensation while Link shook his head.
"M-M-maybe we should just go Ganonette, we should head back anyway before night falls, right?"
CRACK
"What was that?!"
"Oh, that sounded like thunder, sometimes it storms up here like crazy and can make getting back down the mountain near impossible." Replied the man while Link sighed.
"Just fantastic." He sighed as he turned to Ganonette. "I guess we're stuck here for the time being, huh?"
"Uh...yeah, I guess so." She nodded.
"Cool, well, I gotta go, my partners waiting for me and I don't want to keep him waiting."
They watched the man rush back to the fucking with the two being silent and feeling an awkward air.
'What am I supposed to do now?! How can I even talk to her in a place like this, what do we DO in a place like this?!'
"Ah fuck yeah! Stick that finger up my ass!"
"W-We should probably head to the back, maybe won't hear the...noise there?" Link suggested quickly.
"Yeah, lets." She said as she scratched her head. 'Why does this seem vaguely familiar and nostalgic?'
Both of them quickly moved around the people fucking while spotting even a Guardian fucking a woman with numerous tentacles and in all her holes.
'What even is that?!' Link thought as they kept moving, trying his best not to touch anyone before feeling someone grab his hand.
"Hey blondie, what's a cutie like you doing here~?"
"J-J-Just passing by, that's all."
"Well do you wanna join in, there's room for one more~" Chuckled the figure who was a short woman with short green hair.
"N-Not right now, sorry!" He spoke getting his hand away and hurried off while the woman shrugged and turned to Ganonette.
"Hey there red, wanna join us? It's been a while since I ate Gerudo carpet~"
"No." She said as she shook her head, making the woman sigh.
"Fine, have fun with your boy toy then, and kid, head up. The Gerudo like to dominate if you get my drift~" She chucked as Link blushed and began to double his pace towards the back of the cave.
Ganonette followed and glanced at the people and creatures before moving her head away and shook it. 'Keep your head together, this is no place to lose your mind and do something stupid.'
After getting some spots in the smaller cave the two got a fire going and stared at it while still hearing the sounds.
"So….want some meat?" Offered Link as he held up a cooked slice of meat, trying his hardest to pretend nothing was wrong.
Ganonette didn't answer and kept staring at the flames. 'This is awkward, this is beyond that, this is mortifying, what are we supposed to do now?!'
"Ganonette?"
"Huh? What?" She said as she looked up and saw him looking at her. "What is it Link?"
"Do you want some meat?"
"Huh? Oh, sure yeah, I'll take a slice, a slice of that meat."
"Um… are you ok? You're kind of rambling." he spoke as she shook her head.
"No no, I'm fine, really."
"...you're thrown off because of the orgy going on behind us too, right?"
"...maybe a little." She admitted with a sigh. "It's not just that though, I have this nagging feeling in my head, that this doesn't seem too unfamiliar to me."
"Wait, you mean you….remember seeing stuff like that?" He gulped.
"Well not exactly, I just feel like this isn't to out of place for me, I dunno." She replied while going silent and looked at the meat in her hands before biting into it.
"O-Ok….so…. Should we uh….just try sleeping through the night and try to get out of here as fast as possible?" He asked while seeing her not listen and seemed absorbed in her own thoughts.
'Why does this seem familiar, am I not a virgin, have I had sex in the past?' She pondered while clamping on the meat and tore a big part off and gnaw on it. 'Come on, think THINK!' she thought as she wracked her brain before remembering a large bed, multiple pillows and dozens of naked Gerudo women curled up to a male's body, but it seemed like she was viewing it from his eyes. 'Huh? Wha-'
"Ganonette!"
"Huh? What? What is it?"
"I was asking if we should try and sleep the night away."
"Oh….well...I don't know." She sighed as she leaned back.
"What do you mean?"
"Well… maybe it wouldn't hurt to have a bit of fun? He did say whatever happens in the cave stays in the cave." She suggested making Link drop his jaw and meat. "Plus it could be fun, plus there's some Gerudo here, maybe I could ask them about my past after we're done?"
"You….You mean….fuck?"
"Yes, unless you're not ready, then I completely understand." She spoke with her hands up with Link looking at the fire with a blush, which seemed to make her happy. 'Well, this kind of confirms it, I think I'm falling for him!' She thought as Link tried to stammer out a response.
"W-We need...uh...I mean...o-oh look at the time! Good night!" He got out before bringing his mat out and curled up on it.
'Oh… I guess he wasn't ready.' She thought, feeling a bit disappointed. 'Well, I can't exactly blame him, this was a lot to take in.'
With that she got her own mat out and laid down while looking at the back of Link who was still awake, wide eyed, and bright red.
'D-Did that actually, did that really happen?!' He thought as his mind raced. 'Did she just offer because we were in the cave or did she offer because she likes me?!'
'I wonder...some of those guys had big cocks...is Link the same?' She thought as she kept staring at him.
(Lter)
"W-Well, the storm let up, ready to go?" Asked Link getting his pack ready with his back still to Ganonette.
"Yeah, I'm about done, I asked a couple of the Gerudo some questions and I got a few answers." She spoke while holding a bag. "They also gave me some supplies to help us."
"Well that's good, any clues to who you once were?"
"Yeah...I think I have a pretty good picture now." She spoke nodding without looking at him. "Are you ready?"
"Yeah, let's get out of here, I think everyone else is passed out thankfully." He spoke as they left the small cave and looked at all the people and creatures cuddling together with some of them still 'up there' making Link quickly look away.
'So...Ganon...that's who I used to be? That doesn't seem possible.' Thought Ganonette while feeling guilty on the stuff she did, but at the same time, she missed the feel of power. 'This is weird….for once I'm free from all the responsibilities of being king but now I don't have the power, what do I do?' She thought as she scratched her head. Looking back it all began to make sense, her unique clothes, the fact that she was well versed in using the trident, a traditional Gerudo weapon, and the fact that she had that odd feeling around Link the first time they met, like she wanted to kill him.
The two exited the cave while she looked at the bag and gulped.
'I'll find out what I should do tonight, I just hope it's the right one.' She thought as they kept walking.
(Later)
"Ganonette? Where are you, dinner is ready!" Called Link cutting meat off into serving sizes.
"I'll be there in a minute!" She called from behind several trees. "Just hold on, I'll be out in a moment!"
"Ok, but hurry, you don't want your meat to get cold!" He spoke while biting into his meat slice. 'I really need to get more vegetables.'
"Ok, I'm coming!" Called Ganonette.
"Alright, so, we have some nice...steaks…." Trailed off Link as Ganonette made her way towards him. His jaw dropped to the ground as he saw her swaying her hips without her ball gown dress on, and had a red halter top that strained against her breasts and lower bottoms that hugged her crotch so hard to show a cameltoe and her large ass while having translucent white covers over her leg and arms with some gold bracelets. "W-W-W-W….."
"Speechless? Well I picked this little number up at that cave from the other Gerudos." She smiled while gesturing to it with a grin. "What do you think?"
"I….ah...you look….you look amazing." He got out, making her smile.
"Thanks, the women said this top would be perfect given my...size." She said as she poked at her large bust, almost giving Link a nose bleed. She leaned down closer to him to show off the cleavage and winked. "So, how does it look now~"
"I...I...wh….uh...um...eh…"
"Still speechless, huh? Well, then maybe I should bring you back to reality~" She purred before pulling his head over and against her breasts.
'W-W-What is going on?!' Thought Link who struggled a bit in her grasp, making her chuckle.
"Oh? So it seems you can still move, do you not like being this close to little old me?"
'There's nothing little about you!' He thought while feeling his pants get tight and jumped before she looked over and went wide eyed seeing the tent.
"W-Wow, it seems you got excited pretty fast, huh?" She smirked making him panic as she sat on his lap and reached down to grab it. "Wow, already rock hard. I've found your weakness Link~" She sang in his ear.
"G-Ganonette, w-what is going on?!"
"Oh? Haven't you pieced it together by now?" She asked while letting him look at her and grin darkly. "I'm seducing you, hero."
"W-W-What? Why?!" He cried as his blush kept growing and growing.
"Because I have to help you unwind all that pent up lust." She chuckled while squeezing the tent. "I'll bet you've been holding yourself back ever since I started traveling with you, haven't you?"
"N-No, that's not it!"
"Oh? So you're saying that my hero has been relieving his stress in the woods without me knowing? How shameful~" She chuckled. "Well right now you can go wild with me~ Consider it my way of saying thanks for all you've done~"
"W-W-What? I can't do that, I can't take advantage of you like that!" He let out before finding himself falling on his back with her straddling him.
"Oh? So what you're saying is that you won't do anything unless I take the initiative, huh?" She licked her lips. "Then I guess I'll have to show you what I do when I want something, I take it~"
"A-Aah….wha….I….ah…" He stuttered as she began to slowly pull down his pants.
"This is gonna be fun~"
(Later)
"Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!" Groaned Link as Ganonette bounced on his dick over and over with sperm leaking out of the folds.
"Come on Link, come on, just one more load, just one more, your master commands it!" She moaned with a large smile.
"I-I can't! I'm tapped out!" He groaned out while gripping her ass cheeks.
"That's no excuse, I demand one more load!" She groaned leaning down and pressing her breasts against his face. "I won't settle for anything less!"
"I-I'll try!" He groaned as he tried to summon up the last of his stamina. 'Come on, just one more!'
'Ahhh! My vagina is overflowing! I can't stop! I want more!' Thought Ganonette in pure bliss. 'I never felt like this before, I never want to go back, ever!'
"I-I'm cumming!"
"Good! Give it to me, don't you dare hold back a single drop!" She ordered before crying out when she felt the load shoot into her. "Oh yeah, that's the stuff! Good job hero~"
Link panted and fell back as she leaned down to lay on him while his dick slipped out with sperm leaking from her folds. "That was….that was….something else…" Link panted as she nodded. "So… what now?"
"Now...anytime you...get horny...you let me handle it~"
"Ok….but….why?"
"Because I….like you….dummy~" She sang with his eyes widening as she turned his face to her with a grin. "That's why...you don't...look at any other….woman, ok?"
"Bu….wha...I…"
"Just relax and know that you have the best Gerudo warrior on your side my hero~" She pecked his cheek and patted it. "Now sleep, we need energy for later~"
"O-Ok."
(Timeskip)
"Link...who is that woman?" Asked Zelda who was starting to feel very annoyed.
"Well, this is my new companion, Ganonette." He replied with a blush as said woman held his arm close to her chest. "I met her a while back and she came with me on my journey."
"I see, and is there any particular reason she's holding you to her bosom?" She asked a vein appeared on her forehead.
"Uh...well…"
"Because we're lovers of course." Smiled Ganonette making Zelda's eyes widen. "So back off princess, you had your shot but he's mine now~"
"W-What?!" She gawked with Link sweat dropping.
"Uh, anyways, I just wanted to let you know my journey was completed and done." He said, trying to ignore the growing tension in the room. "There's been no sign of Ganon, the triforce is secure, everything is fine now."
"Uh right, good job Link." Nodded Zelda. "Now that your journey is over your uh….friend can go back to the Gerudo tribe now, right?"
"Not happening." She glared at Zelda. "Try to make me leave MY Link, and we'll have a problem."
"Link does not belong to you, or anyone for that matter, but he is my champion!"
"Uh, actually princess, I told Ganonette she could stay with me at my house." Spoke the hylian with Ganonette smirking.
"That's right, we're living in the same house now while you'll be bogged down at the palace with all your responsibilities as princess~" She sang with Zelda glaring as Link paled. "Come on Link, I wanna help you deal with your 'master sword'~"
'Damn you….damn Gerudo slut, Link was mine! Mine mine mine mine mine!' She thought as the two walked to the door and saw Ganonette glance at her over her shoulder and made the motion of her moving her head back and forth over something while making a ring which made Zelda seeing red and grind her teeth together.
'Better luck next reincarnation princess~' Thought the woman licking her lips as she looked at Link. 'I may have given up my plans, but I did get one thing in the end. Your precious hero and my future husband~'