Crazy trouble with love part 8
Nightbird and Jack
Series: Transformers Prime
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-Somewhere in the forests-
It was a quiet afternoon as some bunnies hopped around minding their own business, except for one that got eaten by….an Insecticon?!
Said mech didn't really eat the flesh or bones, but spat them out and let out a clicking sound of anger. It then started to fly off while several more of the mechs started looking for food, which was hard as they were practically starving.
Ever since their queen vanished and left the remaining hive behind on the planet, they had been trying to fend for themselves. It also didn't help that some of them began to cannibalize each other due to a lack of food.
One clicked at the other while looking ready to attack each other as several birds flew off from the giant mechanical insects. Before they could though the sound of wheels was heard.
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOM!
They clicked in confusion and irritation while the sound became louder and louder.
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
They turned and saw numerous armored jeeps roll up near them with men coming out holding high tech rifles all aimed at them.
"Don't move!"
The Insecticons looked confused while the men aimed at their optics and spark chambers.
The men kept on coming from the jeeps while a large truck with the name MECH drove by and stopped right behind them.
"Hold still and listen or we'll put you down." spoke one of them.
One clicked before charging at them.
BAM!
Only to get blasted in the spark chamber as it fell to the ground, 'dead'.
"Take the parts." One ordered to the others. "As for you bots, stay still!"
The Insecticons snarled and brandished their claws before they started charging.
"OPEN FIRE!"
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
It turned into a fire fight as several men were torn while the bots were pelted with high energy blasts.
But at the end of it all, both sides had heavy casualties while the Insecticons that were taken down were taken into the truck. The remaining humans drove off while hoping this would be the last 'bot hunt' they would undertake.
(Elsewhere)
In a deep cliffside, one hidden from satellite observation, we find a large military building built into the bedrock itself as the vehicles drove towards a security gate. It closed with the men getting out and heading to the trucks where the bot's remains were.
They opened said trucks while pulling the bots away and into a large laboratory as they began to tear the more vital parts from the skeletons and discarded the 'worthless' parts. All the while we see the instigators of this strange plot in the 'war room' right above the carcasses.
"So, how many bots did we get this time?" asked a woman with blond hair, a C cup chest and small ass, and wearing a black suit with military medals on her left breast.
"About fifteen or so, ten less than last week." said a man with dark shades, white hair and wearing a lab coat over his body. "But the parts from these bots might help with Project Homunculus."
"Well we need to hurry it up, we keep losing more and more men without any results."
"You can't rush progress General Amber." He said. "After all, the skeleton is only fifty percent complete along with its internal mainframe."
"I don't care, we need to get this done by the end of the month!"
"I know you're impatient, but we have to have Project Homunculus operational and functional. We can't let Silas' madness and lack of functionality impair our scientific agendas." He said. "Especially when we are close to having a autonomous mecha capable of free thought."
"Hopefully it works better than Project Chimera. To think that bastard would backstab us after all the influence we let him have."
"Agreed, especially when we allowed him to keep MECH as a so called terrorist organization, even when he didn't know that the US government has been keeping tabs on MECH since day one." The scientist smirked. "He must be foolish to think he could go rogue on us when we controlled his entire organization from the shadows."
The general rolled her eyes. "Just make sure everything's running smoothly, if it gets out of hand, it'll be your head."
He gulped. "I understand general, but there is a problem that one of the other scientists have brought to my attention."
"What?"
"We might not have the right fuel to power it. Oil and coal have given the last prototypes a 'violent' explosion. And electricity only works for so long before the generator or wires burn out."
"Well you better find one that works, I'm not taking the chance of this thing getting a life of it's own or some shit, I'm not making the same mistake Silas made."
"Duly noted." He said before they continued watching the dissections of the Insecticons, hoping that nothing would ruin this project, one that could keep humanity from getting screwed over by more advanced alien races.
(Much later)
"Alright, so far we're making fast progress."
"Yes general. Project Homunculus' skeletal systems at one hundred percent efficacy, but it's internal systems are still in the developmental stages." the scientist said. "Along with the lack of an alternative energy source for its core."
"Well then we'll just have to see how it goes without one. It might give us an idea."
"But if we activate it now the mainframe might explode."
"I don't care-"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"General Amber!" One of the soldiers yelled out from the screen. "Bots are attacking the base! They're slaughtering us!"
BAM!
Only for him to be blasted by a purple energy blast in the face, turning him into a bloody mess.
"Damn it, we've been found. Get every soldier a gun and prepare for a battle they'll never forget."
"Yes ma'am." One soldier saluted from right next to her left side before running off.
"Hopefully they don't find Project Homunculus, or we might have a problem." The scientist said gravely. "Especially if they mass produce its AI system."
(Near the main gates)
Men ran over to the hangar doors and saw dents in the metal.
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
The men took aim while the dents started to get bigger as some of the metal began to melt from a large heat source. They saw a metal claw reach in and start tearing the door open before they all started opening fire.
Only for them to get attacked by several Vehicons and Seekers while the humans got ripped or blasted into atoms.
BOOM!
"Ahhh!"
"Gah!"
BOOOOOM!
"Take them out!"
BAM!
That was when the camera zoomed towards the laboratory as the sound of men screaming in pain was heard.
"No no no! I still need more time!"
BAM!
BAM!
BOOOOM!
"General, we need to go!" The scientist yelled out. "Before MECH becomes a forgotten branch of the government!"
"We're too close to let them wreck everything!"
BAM!
BAM!
"We have to go!"
BOOOOM!
"No! I'm not leaving!"
That was when the doors began to rip apart while a looming figure with an arm cannon entered the room and blasted the 'war room's' windows with an energy blast.
BOOOM!
Ending the humans with ease.
The figure looked around before several more bots entered the room with them bowing their heads. "Report what you found."
"The organics have been destroyed lord Megatron." Said Knockout. "Although they did dent the paint job."
"Then get to work on seeing what they have. The faint trace of energon is here, so get it all."
Starscream grumbled while looking around and noticed a locked door in the back. "Lord Megatron, perhaps these organics were hiding something. After all, they have taken many of our Vehicons over the last few cycles."
"Then see what's behind it."
"Yes my lord." He said before motioning the Seekers into blasting the door apart, revealing a large room full of disassembled Vehicons and Insecticons with their parts stored in large glass containers with labels on the top of each one. "Oh, oh my allspark." he muttered covering his mouth while Megatron walked into the room.
He looked around while seeing several large motors with charred metal along with several skeletons that either had melted slag or covered in wires strung across the walls and ceiling like vines in a jungle.
And in the center of that room was a large glass container full of liquid nitrogen with the name 'Project Homunculus' over it in bronze while a computer was hooked to the bottom of the container.
"What do we have here?" He said looking over the container while Starscream looked at the skeletons with a hint of disgust.
'Shockwave's experiments seem on par with...this.'
"Well, I don't see any energon in here, destroy it all."
"Hold on." spoke Knockout. "Maybe that container has energon? Why else store it in liquid nitrogen?"
"I don't know, but I'd rather NOT be the one to test it if it's useful, unless you're volunteering."
"Um…."
That was when Starscream looked at the computer and touched a key with his long claw.
"Beep. Password?" It said on screen.
"Confounded earth machine."
"Beep. Password?" It said again before Megatron blasted it and caused it to be replaced with another computer that appeared from a trap door. "Password?"
"Perhaps Shockwave or perhaps Soundwave could crack this semi advanced computer system?" suggested Knockout.
Soundwave moved over and insert a cable into one of the ports.
"Ping. Access granted. Shall Project Homunculus be activated?" The computer asked while showing a yes or no option.
Soundwave entered the input while causing the screen to turn a blackish purple color along with a picture of a bird to appear.
"Activating auto locks. Project Homunculus a go, for the benefit of humanity."
"Project Homunculus uh?"
"What's a homunculus?" muttered Starscream while the container started to open.
"We're about to find out." spoke Knockout.
To reveal a slim robotic figure with silver armor, black legs with two gold bracelets on its arms, a purple belt with gold stars on each side, a slim waist, a small ass and a E cup chest, a lower mouth guard made of purple metal, soulless yellow optics, a large square box on its back, large shoulder guards in the shape of a jet plane's wings, several large spikes on its knees and elbows and an open chest socket with a square chamber inside as the letters Project Homunculus was on it's waist.
"A fembot? They took my Seekers for a fembot?!" Starscream yelled out in disbelief.
"Seems they continue to tamper with that which they don't know." frowned Megatron.
Knockout looked at the robot's body. "Mmm, it looks fine, but the patchwork job feels off, like placing that Insecticon's horns on that Vehicon's legs, almost gruesome in a way."
"A insult to our race and a monstrosity of human hands. Get rid of it."
"Yes Lord Megatron." spoke Starscream before turning to the Vehicons. "Dispose of this fembot at once."
"Yes sir!"
(A few miles away)
The Vehicons, who were dragging the robot by the legs, looked around for a spot to dispose of it before seeing a large cliffside with a large river underneath.
"We'll throw it there, we don't need to waste energon on this thing." One said before they grabbed it and threw it into the river.
Only for it to bob in the water and started floating downstream.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...so it floats…."
"As far as lord Megatron knows, we blew it up."
"Agreed."
(Much later)
Jack sighed while having a picnic with his friends and his partner near a local river system. And it was kinda fun, except for Miko's attempts to start a truth and dare game.
"Come on Raf, just one!"
"No thanks."
"Please! I promise not to dare you to kiss Jack!"
"You said that last time."
"But I mean it!"
"Yet you made me kiss him, in a maid's outfit!"
"It was supposed to be the other guy!"
"That doesn't help!"
"You humans and your weird ways of entertainment." remarked Ratchet.
"I agree." Arcee said. "Really weird."
"It could be worse, but what do you even do during your free time?" Jack asked.
"Usually we ran training drills, maintenance check ups, refills, and happened to find amusement from old sports."
"So no stories or pranks?"
"Well we do tell stories about the Primes, but mostly the ones that don't involve Megatronus Prime."
"I don't blame ya, I wouldn't wanna imagine that ugly scrap face either." spoke Miko.
"There was that one time we talked about fembots." Bulkhead pointed out. "But Arcee didn't enjoy it after we talked about the red-"
"Don't. You. Finish. That. Line." she spoke with a firm look making him shut up.
Raf sweatdropped while noticing something floating in the water. "Hey, guys."
"What is it?"
"Look over there."
They looked and saw a fembot floating on the surface of the water, spark chamber empty and exposed.
"What the….?" muttered Bulkhead.
"We need to get her out." spoke Miko.
The body then started to turn and hit the mud as Arcee and Ratchet picked the fembot up from the mud.
"Is that one of yours?" Raf asked Bulkhead.
"No, never seen her before."
The fembot was placed on the ground while Ratchet started to look her over.
"Mmmmm."
"So who is she then?" Miko asked while Jack walked over to take a better look.
"I don't know, but I know one thing. This fembot either had her spark ripped out, or this is just an empty shell with no life energon flowing through it."
"I think it might be the second one." Jack said while seeing the label on its stomach. "Wait...that looks like….oh god."
"What?"
"It has MECH's font size on the label." He paled as Ratchet started to find several parts from Vehicons and Insecticons parched onto the body.
"By the allspark." his optics widened. "It's some kind of amalgamation of several decepticon parts."
"Wait what?!"
Bumblebee made some sounds while looking sick.
"Oh god." Raf gasped while Miko was very confused.
"So MECH made a girl out of….con parts?"
"No, this is something else. It would seem MECH is still operational, and they are continuing to experiment on cybertronians." spoke Optimus grimly. "Now they've gone to harvesting parts of Decepticons to build this...fembot is the proper term, but it doesn't seem like she has energon."
"Or a spark." Arcee added. "Meaning they were busy with prototypes."
"Guess they got sloppy and let this one go." spoke Jack looking it over and blushing due to the chest area and coughed. "What do we do with her?"
"No clue." Ratchet shrugged. "Leaving this empty shell around could attract unwanted attention, and I'd rather not see what it can do if those mad men actually manage to inject it with energon."
Jack looked at the spark chamber for a second before getting a very dumb idea. "Why not activate her and join the Autobots?"
"Jack, it's not that simple." spoke Arcee. "Putting energon into a machine is one thing, sure it helps fuel us, but it's not what makes us who we are. It's a spark, and you can't make a spark appear when you want to."
"True...but it's worth a shot right?"
They looked at him like he was insane.
"I mean, I'm no expert, but I just figured if she could move like all of you, it'd be less….you know."
"Nightmare inducing?" guessed Bulkhead.
"I guess it was a bit silly, sorry I said anything." He sweatdropped.
"No no." Miko smirked. "It might work, I mean it's like Frankenstein, oh and we can use lightning to power her up like a real spark. I mean it's kinda lightningly right?"
"Miko, that'd never work." spoke Bulkhead. "A spark is something you have when you're first made and created. It's not something you can create out of thin air."
"Oh."
"Let's get her back to base." Optimus said. "Then we can contemplate how to deal with her."
"I'll carry her." spoke Bulkhead.
(Later)
-Autobot HQ-
The humans and cybertronians looked at the fembot while it was on a table, still unmoving.
"So, any suggestions?" asked Arcee,
"We could just add energon into her." Miko suggested.
"It wouldn't make anything change." spoke Ratchet. "It'll move the shell, but without a spark it would be like a puppet."
Miko grumbled at that. "Still think we should use the lightning."
"Miko." Raf sweatdropped.
"Well what do we do then?"
"No idea."
Jack looked at the fembot and felt compelled to poke its spark chamber. He reached his hand out with the others confused.
"Uh Jack? What are you doing?" asked Raf.
But he didn't hear him as he started touching the spark chamber, only to get a gash on his index finger.
"OW!" he reared his hand back and held it. "Ow! Woah, that's sharp."
Blood dripped into the chamber while Jack felt the pain in his finger intensifying.
"Jack! What in cybertron's name are you doing? Sticking your finger in a spark chamber like a protoform." spoke Ratchet with a frown.
"Sorry." He hissed. "I just felt...compelled to do so."
"Damn humans and their curiosity." he grumbled while Raf went to get the first aid kit.
But what no one knew was that the blood coagulated near the chamber and formed a liquid red core where the spark should be, as if it was waiting for the right moment to form.
(One medical emergency later)
'That hurt.' thought Jack as his finger was all bandaged up. 'I hope it's not infected.'
"Still think lighting would help." Miko muttered under her breath.
"What's with you and lightning?"
"I'm just saying." She huffed while pointing to the fembot. "I mean she's kinda Frankenstein's monster."
"Well don't say that too much, I kinda think it's kinda rude. I mean sure she's made from Decepticon parts, but how do you think the others think seeing something like that being made?"
She blinked before huffing a little. "Yeah...I guess you're right Jack."
"I still don't get why you did that?" spoke Raf.
"I really don't know myself. I just felt compelled to do so."
"So it wasn't the chest?" Miko smirked.
"M-Miko!" Jack blushed as Bulkhead walked back with a canister of energon. "I-I wasn't!"
"You sure~?"
"Y-Yeah!" He blushed red. "I wasn't looking at her chest!"
"Is that so hmmm?"
"What are you kids talking about?" asked Ratchet.
"Nothing!"
"Just Jack-"
"Nothing at all!" he covered her mouth. "But what are you doing with the energon?"
"Activating her." Arcee sighed. "We're gonna give it a test and see what the limit to her body is, but that's it. We're not really expecting anything more than just a little twitch."
"I see, but at least we're trying right? I mean what could go wrong?"
"She might explode and form a black hole."
"...you….are just messing with us, right?"
"No."
He gulped while the fembot got hooked up to some pumps near the spark chamber.
"Might wanna step back you three." spoke Bulkhead.
They did so while moving all the way back from the table. They saw the canister get hooked up and start feeding energon into the body.
Beep beep beep beep.
As the energon started to ooze in, the red core started to slowly ingulf the energy until it became a dark purple color as electricity began coursing through it and into its curlers and mainframe.
"Uh, I'm not a genius, but I'm pretty sure it's not meant to be purple." spoke up Miko nervously.
"Same." Raf said as the optics of the fembot glowed and she started to spasm and shake like crazy.
"Stand back!" spoke Arcee as she and Bulkhead brought out their blasters. "It shouldn't be purple, the only energon that's purple is Unicron's blood, but it shouldn't be possible."
She cried out before ripping the pump off and closed the chamber quickly as she looked around in slight fear. "..."
"Arcee? What do you think?" whispered Bulkhead.
"I have no idea." She whispered back before the fembot looked at Jack and stumbled towards him like...a toddler.
Said boy stayed still and didn't know what to do.
She looked at him before patting his head affectionately.
"Uh...guys? What's happening?" Jack asked while getting patted on the head.
"Um….you're a new papa?" Miko sweatdropped.
"I'm serious." he frowned.
The fembot kept on patting him while looking at him with a innocent air around her.
"I'm gonna go get Optimus, keep an eye on her." spoke Arcee.
He groaned while the fembot kept on patting his head before nuzzling his face. "Hurry."
(Later on)
"This shouldn't be possible." spoke Ratchet shaking his head. "No matter how you look at it, it's just not possible."
The fembot looked at Ratchet before poking his face.
"I'm just as surprised as you." remarked Optimus. "Did anything odd happen when you two were putting the energon into her?"
"Not really….except that Jack cut himself on the spark chamber."
"Which I bandaged up." Jack spoke up quickly.
The fembot looked at Jack before making static sounds, which were incomprehensible, and patted his head lovingly.
"Could that be the reason why she seems so focused on him?"
"Perhaps."
The fembot then crawled away and started poking things like there was no tomorrow.
"Um...is that normal for you guys?" Miko asked. "I mean the baby things."
"No, right now she should be doing what all protoforms did when they awakened, but it's like her spark is going through some sort of problem."
The fembot then crawled towards Arcee, stared at her, before making a growling sound.
"What's wrong now?"
"I don't know." Jack said before the fembot crawled away and began curling around the boy like a cat. "Ok….this is weird."
"That's putting this mildly." Raf sweatdropped while Miko snickered.
"Looks like you got a daughter, and before college too." She chuckled.
"Miko." he groaned.
The fembot looked at Miko before growling at her, which spooked the human as it sounded more light an owls squawking that a normal growl.
"Woah there girl, easy."
She growled again while curling around Jack and squeezed him tightly.
"GAH!" Jack cried out in pain. "Too tight...too tight!"
The fembot looked at Jack before slowly making garbling words as it slowly began to sound like a young girl's voice. "Xzxz….d..da….da...dada…"
And cue the human freezing in shock at her first word.
"Wow….guess I was right." muttered Miko in shock.
"Dada…." She said again while Jack fainted at the idea of a fembot as a daughter. "Dada…?"
"Uh….should we tell his mom about this?" asked Raf.
"It might be a good idea." Bulkhead sweatdropped. "If she didn't know, she might scream and hide in Optimus' spark chamber again-" he then saw the leader giving him a glare, making him shut up quickly. "Uh...I mean...hey Miko! Why don't we go out and I show you this awesome way to smash boulders using your head?"
"What?! Show me!" She beamed with joy.
Bumblebee made several sounds to Raf.
"Yeah, I think we should go." He said while leaving the room, leaving the fembot poking her 'dada's' face with her fingers.
(One week later)
It was an...interesting day for June, especially when she is still comprehending the fact that her son got a daughter. Albeit a fembot one that didn't seem that old due to her speech pattern. And it also didn't help that said fembot was made from the same people that nearly killed her!
As for right now, she was watching her son getting patted by said fembot, which was kind of cute in her opinion.
"Hey mom, wanna tag in?" asked Jack.
"I think I'll watch dear."
"Dada." The fembot said while poking him again. "Dada."
"Plus she seems to enjoy her 'dada'." June chuckled while Jack grumbled in embarrassment.
"That's not helping mom. I still don't know what I'm gonna do." He grumbled while the fembot kept on poking him.
"Take this from someone who knows Jack. If she's going to act like a child, your child to be exact, just show her you're there for her. I may not be an expert when it comes to raising a...transforming little girl, but it's best to show her you're there for her if she's so hooked on you."
He sighed while the fembot was crawling around, touching things with her hands. "I just hope she doesn't act this way forever."
"Trust me, she'll be speaking complete sentences before you know it. How do you think I felt raising you?" June smiled.
'Or she might act like...well Miko, and not in a good way either.' he thought before they saw the fembot stop crawling and look confused before she began to slowly stand on her legs.
She then started to move a little, stumbled slightly and then saw a laptop just saying on the floor nearby, which she stumbled towards like it was candy.
"What's she doing?" asked June.
She looked at the laptop before one of her fingers stretched out and jacked into the USB port, as her eyes started to glow a bright yellow color.
"I don't know. Arcee!"
She tried to pull the fembot before seeing the eyes stop glowing and the finger retracting.
"..." she looked around before looking at Jack and saluted him. "Master father, Project Homunculus' AI systems are now online. Currently at 'teenager mentality', your orders fucker?"
"...I think she just had a growth spurt." spoke up June breaking the silence. "With a little potty mouth on her."
"Jack? What happened?"
"She was just moving around poking stuff, then suddenly she jacked into the laptop and...then that."
The fembot looked at Arcee before giving her the finger. "Bitchy comrade."
Arcee frowned with Jack holding a finger up.
"Uh, excuse me? Question here."
She turned to him. "Yes master father?"
"Yeah, what just happened? I mean for a week you just crawled around calling me dada, but now you're suddenly speaking complete sentences, and for some reason is snippy with Arcee." he muttered the last part.
"My AI systems were designed to learn and adapt overtime, but what you saw was my 'infant state'. After I observed you and gained knowledge of the english language, I simply copied the entire internet into my mainframe, hence why I'm a fucking teen master father."
"That explains the cussing."
"Which I'm not going to hear young lady." spoke June. "If Jack is your father that makes me your grandmother, and I'm going to say this right now. Cussing like that in front of me, especially to Arcee will not be tolerated."
She looked at her before nodding. "Yes mistress grandmother."
June blushed with Jack clearing his throat.
"Ok, that I can get, but my mom is right. Can you tone back on cursing? I mean I get it, you're 'grown up' in a sense, but let's just say using them all the time doesn't really prove you're mature, trust me, I tried."
"..." she saluted him. "Yes master father, I understand and obey."
"And you don't need to call me master."
"Why?"
"Trust me, calling me master and father together is kinda…."
"Wrong." June nodded. "Father, dad, or even just using his name will suffice."
"...ok. From now on, you shall be called papa." She said while saluting Jack.
"I guess that could work."
She then looked at Arcee. "Got a cig?"
"A what?"
"You know, a cigarette? Got one on ya?"
"No, I don't even know what that is."
"It has tobacco in it." She said as June frowned. "So got any?"
"No one here smokes young lady."
"...aw!" She huffed while looking annoyed. "But I can't die from that!"
"I don't even think it'd work." spoke Jack. "You know, lack of lungs and all that."
She groaned while kicking the air. "Damn it!"
(Later on)
"I can't believe it." Jack grumbled while eating lunch with his friends. "I can't believe it."
"What?" Raf asked.
"I can't believe I have to worry about a teenage transformer who sees me as her dad. I haven't even finished school yet!"
"Oh that." Miko chuckled. "That is kinda funny."
"No it's not!"
"Well think about it, now you can be one of those cool young dads who can be best buds with your own daughter, low chance of her giving you trouble."
"..." he deadpanned at her. "You're not helping Miko!"
"Hey! Don't get snappy when I'm trying to help." she frowned.
He grumbled while eating his sandwich. "Still, what should I do now?"
"I say do what your mom said and be there for her." spoke Raf.
"Raf? Are you sure? She's kinda big to be called a kid."
"But she still looks to you as her dad."
"...true." He muttered while admitting that was the case. "But how could I be a good dad if I never graduated?"
"You just gotta work with what you got. You know, go with the flow." spoke Miko.
"Or just be friendly to her." Raf added.
Jack sighed at that. "I wish that would work."
"Who says it can't?"
"Just saying." He sighed while looking at the road. 'Hopefully she's not causing too much trouble at the base.'
(Elsewhere)
-Autobot HQ-
Said fembot grumbled while sitting on the floor, doing nothing at all. Bumblebee looked at her and tried making small talk, as best as he could.
But she wasn't budging at all.
'When is papa coming back? I'm bored!' she thought while seeing Bumblebee wave a hand in front of her. 'Where is papa?!'
Bumblebee looked very confused while waving the hand again.
"What do you want?" She asked with a frown.
"Xzzzzxacz."
"...what?"
"Xxxkxhw."
"Please speak english!" She snapped in anger.
He let out more gibberish and tried pointing to his neck.
"...yeah it's your neck, so?"
"Xivlacsaxa."
"And? You want me to chop it?"
He shook his head quickly.
"To back kick it?"
"Bumblebee can't speak, he was injured in the war." spoke Ratchet without turning towards her.
"...oh. But why not fix it?"
"The voice box was heavily damaged and I'm unsure if I could even repair it to begin with."
"...oh." She said. "Well it's better than having no name right?"
"If you're worried about a name, then I'm sure Jack or the others can come up with one, I'm not all that good with naming something, or someone for that matter."
"..." she laid on her back and grumbled. "I wish papa came back already."
"Well unlike us, young humans have to go to school, a place where they are taught basic skills they need in life. Frankly I could teach them far more useful stuff right here. Who even cares about stuff like 'home ec' or whatever they called it."
"..." she groaned. "BORING!"
"My thoughts exactly."
'I just want papa back.' She thought with a grumble.
(A few hours later)
Jack sighed as went into the base. "This is why pop quizzes should be removed from school, forever."
As he walked in, he noticed that the fembot was hanging upside down from a ledge and looking very bored.
"Um…."
She looked up and waved. "Hi papa!"
"What are you doing up there?"
"Acting like a bat, why?" She asked with boredom.
"I mean, why?"
"Because I'm bored waiting for you papa." She sighed. "And I missed you."
He deadpanned at that. "I was only gone for school."
"But I was BORED!" she groaned before letting go and landed on the floor. "Papa, give me a name."
"Oh that...um….."
"Papa? Please?"
"Ok, I'll try and come up with a name by tonight."
"But I want it now!"
"Well I'm not exactly buzzing with ideas, I had a long day at school."
"But papa!" She said in an annoyed tone. "I want a name!"
"No!" he spoke firm and loudly with a glare. "I said I'll come up with one later tonight, and I mean it. No buts."
She looked at him before running away while making crying sounds. "I hate you papa! I hate you!"
"Don't worry Jack, once they start saying that the rest won't hurt as bad." remarked Miko patting his back.
He groaned while feeling terrible right now.
"But at least it's a name, not a boyfriend or girlfriend."
"Truth is I kept forgetting to come up with a name. I figured she'd have one by now."
"Jack, that's kinda stupid. Not everyone has a name at birth."
Jack sighed. "You're right, that was stupid."
"But if you want a name for her, you could try one of those random name generators online."
"That's not going to work."
"Why?"
"It might make a weird name that she might hate."
Miko shrugged. "Then I suggest you hurry up before your 'baby girl' runs away and becomes a gang member or worse, a con."
"Not funny."
"Just saying." She said while pointing to the direction the fembot ran off. "And better catch her before she's gone forever."
"...are you sure you NEVER had kids before?"
Miko glared at him and punched his arm. "Just get going or I'll slap you silly."
He sweatdropped before running off as Bulkhead walked by.
"What was that about kids?"
"Jack's just being a doofus."
"Oh….so the kids were his or yours?"
She glared at him. "Neither."
(With Jack)
'I hope she didn't wander off too far.' He thought while looking around, only for him to see her scanning Arcee's body.
"Mmmmmm." She looked her over before poking her face. "Nope, wrong body type for me. And wrong alternate form for myself. Sorry bitchy lass."
"You really need to stop calling me that."
"Why? Your attitude is bitchy so you're a bitch."
"Last I checked June didn't like you using words like that."
"She's not here, so I'm free to curse like hell." She chuckled.
"Not unless I tell her."
"Are you sure? You're not her grandchild, I am." She chuckled while Jack cough, causing her to flinch.
"Uh, hey there."
"..." she turned towards him before waving a little. "H-Hi...papa...um...it's not that it looks like."
"It looked like you were cursing at Arcee, again."
"Um…." she looked away sheepishly while Arcee smirked at this bit of karma. "I um…."
"Look, I get you're upset at me, about the whole name thing."
She stood up and huffed while crossing her arms. "Still hate you papa."
'Ok, that one did hurt more.' "But I could help with the name-"
"Today?"
"Tomorrow."
She huffed and walked off. "I despise you now papa."
"Wait!" He yelled out while running after her. "Just wait!"
But she kept on walking away from him while looking very mad.
"Ugh!" he groaned while Arcee walked next to him.
"Need help partner?"
"Ugh!" He groaned out in anger and frustration.
"I'll take that as a yes." She said while following the other fembot around the base.
(Several minutes of walking later)
Which happened to be over one hundred laps around the base from top to bottom with no rest.
"This is ridiculous." Jack panted.
"What is?" Arcee asked. "You doing a marathon or having a protoform with an attitude?"
"Both." He grumbled. "And all because of a name!"
"Well just give her one."
"I can't think of one."
"Then ask her what she wants to be named, or do you want to do another marathon?"
"Alright! If she slows down I'll ask her for suggestions." He yelled out before seeing his 'daughter' stopping in placed and bent backwards towards him.
"Yes papa~?" She asked in a hopeful tone.
"Look, do you have any ideas for names you've had in mind?"
She cocked her head to the side. "Just ten."
"Then ltell me."
"Boobbot, Asstomic, Ninjabot, Arceebuster, Papalover, Ninbot, SevenSeven, PHuman, Penny or…" she sighed in embarrassment. "...the last one is embarrassing."
'More embarrassing than the first nine?'
"...do you want to know papa?"
"Yeah."
"...Nightbird. I know it's cute but….I can't sing." She said in embarrassment.
"Huh, Nightbird….that actually sounds nice." Jack smiled.
She 'blushed' and looked away sheepishly. "But….I can't sing…"
"You don't have to sing to have a name like that."
"...you sure?"
"Yep." He said giving a thumbs up.
She nodded before puffing her chest out. "Then Nightbird it is! And I will beat that other cybertronian in EVERYTHING! Ha ha!"
"Great, you happy now?" asked Arcee sarcastically.
She poked at the older fembots chest. "Not until I learn the secret of how your assets are soft yet mine are metallic. Then I'll be a real girl! Ha ha ha!"
Arcee turned to Jack. "She's definitely your protoform."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You did enjoy my prosterior a few times the first time we partnered up." She said with a slightly blunt tone.
He blushed red at that. "T-That's crazy! I mean I-I'm not that kind of guy!"
"You sure?"
"Yes!"
Nightbird looked at Arcee before saying. "What should my alternate form be bitchy bot?"
"The names Arcee."
"I know, but that nickname suits you better." She chuckled while Arcee felt an optic twitch.
"If you need a vehicle form, let's talk to Optimus."
"...you mean the one dating mistress grandmother? Right?"
"...just follow me."
She nodded while following Arcee as Jack sighed in relief that his daughter was calmer now….wait. Did he just refer to her as daughter?
'Ok, things just got more crazy and weird.'
(Some time later)
Jack yawned while in his bed, getting ready to go to school and is away from Nightbird at the moment. He climbed out of bed and dragged himself to the bathroom.
As he brushed his teeth, he didn't see Nightbird looking at him from a nearby window, silent and trying not to draw attention.
'Morning papa~' She thought while seeing him, slightly naked due to him being shirtless. 'What a hot set of abs~'
'I hate mornings.' he thought before gargling and spit in the sink. 'Maybe I should try and see if I can fake sick today.'
That was when he noticed that someone was watching him and turned around.
Nightbird waved at him. "Hi papa."
"Wah!" he screamed jumping. "N-Nightbird?"
"Hi, want to hug me? Wash you? Drive you to school?" She asked with a smile.
"What are you doing here? You need to be with the others in the base." he spoke walking over.
"Well I want to be with you today, and test out my new alt form." She smiled. "And I got the squishy assets now!"
"L-Listen Nightbird, you gotta leave, before someone sees." he blushed.
"But I want to drive you to school, please papa?" She huffed cutely.
He groaned a little. "No Nightbird, if kids saw you driving me there by yourself, they'd ask a lot of questions."
"B-B-But you would be driving me!" She cried.
"What exactly is your vehicle form?"
She 'pouted'. "A race car with….jet plane wings…"
"A race car? Where'd you manage to scan that?"
"I just saw one driving by and I scanned it along with a jet that flew by as well."
"Even still, it'd be too risky."
"Please? Just one time?" She 'pouted'.
"Jack? Is everything ok? I heard a scream." came June's voice from behind the door making Jack panic.
"Please papa? One time?"
"Look, after school ok? I promise."
"But I want to do it before!" She cried out while June heard the noise.
"Jack, what's going on in there? Is that a girl?"
"No mom! It's not a girl!"
"Hi mistress grandmother! Can I take papa to boring old school in my alt mode?"
"What the...Jack open this door!"
Jack groaned while opening the door to let his mom in. When she spotted Nightbird and jumped with wide eyes.
"Hi, can I take papa to school please?" She asked with a 'smile'.
"Nightbird? What are...what are you doing here?"
"Check on papa, so can I drive him to school please?"
"...no."
"But I have an alt mode!"
"Nightbird. Jack is going to school without you. If you want him to see you transform, wait till after school."
She groaned while slumping a little. "Yes mistress grandmother."
"It's just grandma. Jack, get ready for school."
"Yes mom." He said while getting out of the bathroom.
Nightbird sighed while feeling very underutilized, that and it would be another score for Arcee. 'Why won't he let me drive him?!'
(Later)
Jack walked out of the school while hoping that no one was going to eye his 'daughter's' new alt mode. 'If I head straight home no will see her.'
That was when he saw a long black and purple sports car with two large wings near the back that curved upwards, a yellow glass window frame, and had several spikes on the hood that curved inwards and pointed to the front, being admired by students and having its picture taken.
"Wow, this car is awesome!"
"Yeah!"
"But who does it belong to?"
"I don't know, but what I wouldn't give to take it for a ride."
Jack sweatdropped. 'Nightbird.'
The car kept still while Jack walked towards it.
'Should have known this would happen.' He thought before the door opened and he was let inside.
"Hey Darby, what are you doing?" called Vince with a smug smirk as he walked over.
"Getting inside, what does it look like?"
"What? Don't tell me this sweet ride is yours. You can barely afford that lame bike you ride on." he remarked putting a hand on the door. "Why don't you let me take it for a spin?"
He rolled his eyes before the door slammed open, knocking him on his buttbefore shutting. "Woah! Nightbird!"
"Yes?" She said from the radio speakers.
"What did you just do?"
"To protect you, duh." She said in a snarky tone. "He was acting arrogant and I thought I'd make it clear he can't touch me."
"By knocking his teeth out?!"
"It was either that or letting him punch you papa."
"Crap! Look, get us out of here before he gets up."
The car started revving up before speeding away in a flash.
ZOOOOOOOM!
Like a bullet.
"Weeeeeeeee!"
"AHHHHHH!" he screamed reeling back in the seat and held on as she went down the street.
"Weeeeeeeeee! This is fun papa! Weeeeeeee!"
"Too fast! Way too fast!"
"Weeeeeeeeeee!"
(A long hour of racing the police later)
"Weeeeeeee! Again again!"
"No more! No more!" he cried while trying to steer the wheel.
"But papa! I want to race! Please a few more hours!"
"NO!"
"Aw!"
"Base, now!"
She grumbled before driving to the base as fast as a bullet. "WEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"SLOWLY!"
But she was too enthralled by the speed to care.
(At the base)
By the time she got to base Jack looked exhausted with his hair looking like he was in a hurricane.
She then transformed back to normal, although her ass and chest were more jiggly then before and about three sizes bigger too. "Let's do it again papa!"
"Let's not...and say we did."
She pouted. "So you hate my new form?"
"No, it's just...it's really, REALLY fast."
"...but that's my normal speed papa."
"Well maybe next time we can take it a little slower."
"Alright papa." She huffed. "If you wish."
"Hey Jack, Nightbird." greeted Arcee.
"Hi bitchy bot." Nightbird waved. "Score one for me, zero for you! Ha ha!"
"Jack, you need to make it clear she has to cut that out." she frowned.
"I know, but she keeps doing it." He sighed. "But what's up Arcee?"
"I went out to find you when I didn't see you outside the school, but now I understand what happened."
He sighed.
"And we cruised all around the town. And I think papa loved my cushions~"
"And drew way too much attention to yourself." groaned Arcee. "Look, just because we have a chance to go back to Cybertron and restore it, doesn't mean we need to take a chance and get too much attention on us while we're still on the planet."
"So no joy rides with papa?"
"Not unless you wanna get the US military on your back."
"...aw." She said in disappointment.
"Just be glad Optimus didn't find out."
She pouted while kicking the air. "You're no fun…..auntie."
"What?" she looked confused. "Auntie? What is that? Another earth curse word?"
"No. It means the sister of the mother." Jack said. "It's actually a title of endearment, shows you being close to the family."
"...eh?!"
Nightbird looked away. "Don't be like that auntie, I could've called you grandma or something."
Arcee frowned and felt her optic twitch again.
"Papa, can we cuddle later?" Nightbird asked.
"Maybe, after I'm done with homework."
"But papa! I need a cuddle session!" she pouted while leaning down and made her chest bounce. "Please?"
He blushed while looking away. "Um….later."
"Please?"
"Later."
She pouted while getting up and walked away, her ass jiggling in the process.
Jack groaned and looked away while Arcee crossed her arms. "This is so wrong on so many levels."
"What is? The fact you were watching her ass or her chest?"
"Both! I mean...gah! Why couldn't she have called Miko mom? Or Ratchet dad? I don't know how to deal with her calling me papa and looking like that."
"Then don't let it bug you partner. She might grow out of it?"
"Well did something like this ever happen on Cybertron?"
"Often, but only to protoforms that are adopted."
"Any tips?"
"Don't look at me, I never had a protoform."
"I mean on how to get her to grow out of this, just a little faster."
"There is one way, but you might not like it."
"Anything might be good at this point."
"You have to make her sleep with you, or threat to, it always scares them into being older adults."
"WHAT?!"
"It was the only way, so just threaten her." Arcee shrugged. "She'll stop acting like a protoform in no time."
"B-But I get embarrassed just seeing her….parts."
"...grow some lugnuts Jack." She deadpanned.
"I'm a virgin damn it! Easier said than done."
"Do you wanna deal with her like this for one more day?"
Jack paled while recalling the whole driving incident. "Ugh...I don't know, she might squish me with her foot."
"You're her 'papa', she won't squish you. Cry maybe, but not squish you." Arcee said.
"Well...alright, I'll try, I just hope it works out for me." He sighed.
"I wish you luck Jack." 'Because you might need it.'
(Later on)
Nightbird sat on the ground, her fingers jacked into the mainframe of the base, while letting her AI systems 'update', which she does constantly to keep with the times, as well as study human nature and history. 'Boring, really boring stuff. Cybertronians might be boring as fuck to not have a lot of history in this stupid mainframe.'
"Uh, Nightbird?"
She looked and saw Jack right near her face. "Hi papa….um still upset about the speeding thing?"
"Actually I was thinking you and I could talk about something different. Something a bit more...mature."
"That would be papa?"
He gulped and tried keeping a cool tone. "What if you and I...we...you know."
"I don't know." She deadpanned. "Wait, you want me to drive you to school? Oh yes! Take that auntie! I got papa's approv-"
"No! No no, I meant...something that...humans do."
"...using the toilet? I don't think I can even do tha-"
"NO!"
"Then what papa?! Get to the fucking point!"
"Sex!" he got out while closing his eyes and turning red.
Nightbird cocked her head to one side. "So sex with me and….papa?"
"Yeah."
"..."
'Did it work?' He thought while Nightbird's eyes flashed and her face gained a purple hue to her face mask.
"...ok." She stuttered. "I...I can learn from….papa…." 'YES! YES! HE SEES ME AS A WOMAN!'
"Wait, you mean you're all for it?" he asked with a sinking feeling.
She nodded. "Please? I'll….be patient when you teach me….papa."
And cue him feeling his face turning bright red. 'Crap!' "A-Aren't you unsure? I-I mean it's sex, you know what that is right?"
"Yes….and I want it papa….if you need it papa."
'She was suppose to back out!' He thought while Nightbird moved her fingers back to their normal position.
"Papa...want to do it here or….elsewhere?" She asked with a blush.
He blushed while feeling his body getting hotter and his bulge becoming more apparent. This being due to the fact the idea of actual sex made it hard to reign it in.
"Papa?" She said while looking at Jack with a blush. "Can we….fuck here? Or….elsewhere?"
'What do I do? Am I really gonna do it? How will that even work? I-I mean she has breasts, but does that mean she also has a…' he thought while eyeing the crotch guard and felt very embarrassed.
"Papa?"
"Uh….let's do it somewhere else, with more privacy." Jack blushed.
"Ok….lead the way….sugar papa." Nightbird said with a blush.
'Oh god.' He thought while feeling very warm. 'I'm...actually going to do it…'
(Much later)
In a small garage outside the city, we find Jack and Nightbird, resting on the floor while Jack was naked and looking very embarrassed as Nightbird, whose chest plate was removed to show giant silicone breasts with large nipples and a very drenched pussy, panting while her face plate was retracted to show a human like pair of lips with purple lipstick on it.
"Wow...that was...wow."
"Yes…." Nightbird panted as her breasts jiggled with each breath she made along with her now armorless ass. "It was…."
"It was….so warm…"
"And felt….great…"
It went silent with Jack stunned and felt exhausted, but in a good way.
As for Nightbird, she felt her entire mainframe adapting to this….incident and she felt like she wanted more.
"Hey…."
"Yes…?"
"Can…..we fuck more….I kinda….like it…."
"...maybe...after we take a break."
"Ok….papa." She panted. "And I have something...to say…"
"What?"
"I love you." she smiled before hugging him against her body with him going silent.
He felt the chest against his face while his cock became hard again.
'Papa...he's all mine~' She thought with a smirk. 'All mine~! Ha ha ha ha!'