Crazy trouble with love part 8

Johnny and Carla

Series: Johnny Bravo

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Johnny was doing his usual thing after lunch. Weight lifting while looking at his reflection. "Do it you sexy man! After doing it! You're getting a girlfriend!" he praised himself while flexing with the other one. "You're the kind of gal every girl wants to get with. And by the time you're done with these reps, these pythons are gonna be ready." He said as he looked at his calendar, seeing that it was summer today! As in, hot sexy women in swimsuits at the beach. "Oooh mama." he dropped the weight and smiled. "The perfect day to try out that new thong I bought." Said Johnny as he finished his reps and drank some water.

"Johnny! Come down here!"

"Hang on mama!" He then walked down shirtless as he carried a towel on one shoulder. "You called?"

"Hi Johnny."

'Dammit, Carla's here...' he thought with a frown. "What do you want Carl? I was on my way to the beach to show off my brand new speedo to the ladies."

"I told you Johnny, it's Carla, also, I was planning on heading to the beach also." This nerdy looking woman with the square diamond shaped glasses had long bangs that stuck out because of her hair gel. She also had a skin tight wetsuit on, but Johnny despises her so much that he didn't notice the D cups, almost E cups and medium sized ass. "I wanted to see if the indigenous clams have been going through their reproductive cycles like they should be."

"Johnny, since you're both heading to the beach, mind making sure she doesn't get picked on?" Bunny asked.

"Aw but mama!"

"No buts young man, don't make me take away your after dinner dessert." she warned making him groan. "Now you two have fun and remember, make sure you wear sunscreen."

"Okay mama..." and when door closed.

"Don't worry Johnny, when we finish with my research, you can get back to charming the ladies." She said.

"Just try not to cramp my style."

She then put on some sunglasses. "Okay." She said, trying to sound cool while posing in what she thought was a cool way.

Johnny sighed before they went on their way. As they walked to Carla's car, that's when Carla started talking.

"You think anyone would mistake us for a couple?"

"Pff, as if."

"Yeah...I'm out of your league..." she said with a disappointed tone.

As they entered the beach, some girls were looking at Johnny and Carla.

"How the hell did that narcissist get a date?" Whispered one.

"I have no idea, maybe it's a pity date."

"For who? Johnny, or the nerd?"

Johnny could hear the girls talking. 'You're already cramping my style.' he thought in annoyance before they stopped and set out a blanket. "This here looks perfect to catch a nice golden brown tan." Said Johnny.

"Okay, this place ain't too far from the shore. I'll go gather my clams." she waved before walking away while Johnny started putting sun lotion on.

"I give it 10 seconds before she gets harassed. 1...2...3...4...6...5...7...wait, 6 comes after 5 right?" he pondered rubbing his chin before shrugging. "Eh whatever, lotion time!" He rubbed it all over himself, but then he heard: "Hey nerd!"

'Oh great, not even five minutes.'

"Would you men leave me alone? I'm trying to gather clams."

"Why? For something nerdy ya nerd!"

"Is there a problem here?"

"Johnny!"

That's when they all turned and saw him, big, buff, and radiating a glow...because of the sun tan lotion.

"I said is there a problem here?"

"Yes, these men are harassing me."

"Too bad, I just finished rubbing tanning lotion all over me, so it'd be pretty gross to touch another man right now, especially since we're all shirtless."

The men's fear quickly added disgust to their fear.

"Are we gonna have a problem here? Or is Johnny have to give you a knuckle sandwich?"

They all ran away.

"Tch, boring."

"Aww, I wanted to see you beat them down with your karate skills."

"We'll with my awesome moves it wouldn't be much of a match. Hiya!" he tried showing a kick and knocked over a sandcastle.

"Daddy!" Cried a little boy, running away.

"Oops." he spoke before seeing a man twice his size walk over with tattoos and looking pissed.

"Is there a problem?"

"Uh..." That's when Carla stepped in.

"Sorry sir, he was just trying to show off his karate and didn't see your kid's sand castle."

"Hmph, you're lucky you have a cute girlfriend." Then the man turned around.

"Girlfriend? Now b-"

"Johnny hush, don't make him come back." she whispered. "Why don't you take a break from tanning and help me find some clams?"

Johnny groaned. "Fine."

"Yay!"

"What a good boyfriend." Said a girl walking by.

"She's not my girlfriend!"

"Keep saying that buddy, and it's gonna end up being true or you'll end up being her husband." Said Chowder.

He raised an eyebrow and looked at the audience confused. "Yeah I don't get it either."

(Later)

"So Johnny, now that I have my clams, how about we go get some hot dogs? I'll pay."

"You drive a hard bargain." He agreed. "I'm in!"

They made it to the hot dog vendor.

"2 hot dogs."

"Lemme guess, you're paying? This idiot never pays for his dates." Said the old man.

"Oh-no, we're just friends."

"Just friends!? How is he 'just friends' with a sexy babe like you?"

Carla blushed and gave an embarrassed chuckle with Johnny crossing his arms.

"Anyways, here you go." He said, handing them the hot dogs. "Now Johnny, don't make me catch you cheating on your girlfriend."

"Didn't I just say-"

"You're the only woman I know who hasn't been repulsed by Johnny, I have a feeling it might happen."

Johnny frowned before ushering Carla away while biting into the dog.

"They look like a cute couple." Said some bikini babes.

'This hot dog has now become a bittersweet victory.'

After finishing their hot dogs, Johnny resumed tanning while Carla examined her clams.

"Wow, this clam's been out to see for the last five years. You can tell based on the barnacle size."

"Uh...yeah, fascinating." spoke Johnny without looking at her.

"I know, you've been a great help, no bullies are even looking in our direction." she smiled while picking another clam up. "Ooh look Johnny! This one has some kind of algae I've never seen before."

"Sounds like the discovery of a lifetime."

"I know." She pulled out a microscope and some rubber gloves. "Wanna help me take notes on it?"

"I'm not really a note taker."

"Explains why you didn't go to college." She joked.

He looked at her annoyed before flipping himself on his other side. "Hmph."

"I was just joking." She said. 'But it's true.'

"Just stick with your clams." Said Johnny, before deciding to take a nap. 'I swear, if Carla gets attacked while I'm sleeping...'

"Hey nerd!"

'Dammit, and just as I was about to nap.' he thought sitting up and got up. "Alright, now what?"

"Johnny help, they're kicking sand in my face!"

"See you guys gathered some friends."

"Yeah, and we ain't scared of you."

"I'm warning you guys, I beat up Santa Claus once."

"Haha, I bet he got coal that year."

BAM!

"I didn't, but I did have to go around the world that night." He said to the fat man he knocked down. "Who else wants to tango with Johnny?"

They were about to say something, but turned and left.

"That's right, no one messes with these pythons." he smirked flexing his pecs while doing various random poses quickly.

"See that? Why can't you be that cool of a boyfriend?" A girl said to her boyfriend.

"Oh here we go again."

Later...

"Alright Johnny, now that my clam research is done...mind helping me with something else?"

"Is it something nerdy?"

"Nope, I signed us up for a surfing contest."

"Surfing?" Johnny perked up. "You mean the kind of thing babes are crazy for? I'm in!" He grabbed her hand and they ran to the surf boards. When they got there Johnny butted a guy out of the way of signing up. "Alright, let's do this!" He said, not noticing they signed up for couples surfing.

"Go get the boards over there." spoke the man with the papers.

"Yeah!" Cheered everyone as they all got on their boards, paddling towards the waves!

"I'm gonna rock those waves, then the babes."

'Wouldn't mind if you rocked me.' thought Carla with a blush.

They were now riding the waves, and Johnny showed off some poses.

"Heh! Huh! Hooh!" he let out flexing his pecs. 'Check this out ladies! Oh momma!' He thought as a shark started coming their way!

"Johnny! We have to steer clear!"

"Ah! Shark!" He screamed in a girly fashion. He jumped up and landed in Carla's arms with the board starting to get wobbly.

"Don't worry Johnny, I'll lead the shark towards the competition."

"How ya gonna do that?"

"Just watch!" That's when Carla steered the surfboard towards a couple and took a hard left, making the shark jump at them!

"Ahhh! Don't eat me, eat my wife!"

"Oh, we're getting a divorce after this!"

Carla then ran the shark towards another couple!

"Ah! Not my black penis! It's the only reason my girlfriend doesn't go back to her nerdy ex boyfriend with the mansion." screamed a black guy before jumping off the board.

"You coward with your muscles!"

"Hey miss! Lose that zero and get with the hero!" Said Aqualad.

"Sure thing, Aqualad." She jumped off the board and into Aqualad's arms.

With Johnny and Carla they managed to get the lead.

"Check it out Johnny, we're gonna win!"

"But the shark is still trying to-"

That's when the shark backed off.

"Thanks Aqualad." They both said.

"Just doing my duty."

And like that, Johnny and Carla won the surf competition.

"We won Johnny! Yay! Yay!" She then took the trophy and hugged Johnny, breasts, pressing against his chest.

Johnny's face turned red with steam leaving his ears. 'Johnny, she's still an annoying nerd, remember that!' he kept telling himself. 'But woah mama! Real breasts!'

Later...

We now see Johnny getting out of Carla's car.

"Wait, before you enter your house..." Carla then got out of the car, going after him. "Thanks for the fun day." She then kissed his cheek, ran back to her car and drove away.

Johnny's glasses cracked, jaw hit the ground, and let out a loud car horn sound before passing out. 'Okay...I'll chase after Carla tomorrow...' he thought before passing out.