Crazy trouble with love part 8

Minamoto no Raikou and Shirou

Series: Fate Stay

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-Shirou Residence-

Taiga grumbled while Shirou was currently sick in bed. She was trying to make him some soup to help while reading the recipe.

The only problem was that she wasn't looking at the water as it was boiling like crazy.

"Ok, that's simple enough."

BEEP BEEP BEEP!

"Shit shit shit!" she ran over and turned the stove off. "Damn it all!"

Suffice to say, she's trying to get a lot of things done and the world is set against her for some reason.

"Maybe I should have learned how to cook years ago." She muttered while Shirou coughed in his bedroom. "Ugh, I need help."

"COUGH COUGH!"

"Hang on Shirou! Soups almost done!"

"COUGH COUGH!" He groaned while in complete pain as he got pneumonia, all because he got stuck in the rain helping Sakura getting to school. "COUGH COUGH!"

'Maybe I should order out instead.' Taiga thought before noticing a purple cloth with three tiny flowers on it floated into the room as it had a little bit of rotted magenta colored rope on it. "Oh perfect, I can use this for Shirou's forehead. But I might want to clean it first."

(With Shirou)

Said boy groaned and sniffled while wearing a surgeon's mask to keep it from spreading. "Ugh…."

As he looked at the ceiling, he felt his body heating up as he felt his lungs getting worse. All he hoped though was that he doesn't cough out blood or something.

"COUGH COUGH!" he let out while feeling snot run down his nose. 'I feel horrible.'

That was when Taiga walked in while placing a purple cloth on his head.

"Ugh…"

"Um Shirou? Do you mind takeout?" She asked as the cloth slipped down his face and into his mask.

"Ugh…COUGH!"

"If so, any requests?"

"Ugh…Taiga-nee…" he groaned while hacking as his mask started to turn red near the mouth area. "COUGH COUGH!"

"Oh crap! We need to get you to a real doctor!" She said while panicking as she quickly took the mask off and ran out of the room as the cloth slipped onto the mouth. "I'll call the hospital now!"

"COUGH COUGH COUGH!" He groaned while blood went into the cloth and caused it to glow red, yellow, white, green and purple in color. Shirou was so out of it he didn't notice much and felt like his head was pounding. 'I...can't...think…'

As he went into unconsciousness, he didn't see the figure appearing next to him in a cloud of purple lightning.

(Some time later)

"Ugh…am...I...dead…?"Shirou felt like he was floating as his sight was completely blurry. He tried to move but his strength was still gone as he tried to see his surroundings. "Where…?"

"You're lucky." said a voice which sounded like a doctor in turns of mannerisms. "If your guardian or your mother didn't bring you to the hospital, you might have died."

"Huh…?" He said while his sight was cleared a little bit while the doctor walked out of the room to check on another patient.

And right next to him was a pale skinned tall woman with long blackish purple hair that went to her feet and was tired towards the end by a dark magenta cube with yellow squares on each side and two curved white 'horns' that went inwards, purple eyes, an I cup chest, wearing a light purple latex bodysuit with a piece of purple cloth with a heart shaped insignia draped over her chest linked to her collar with a similar piece of cloth found over her crotch as it was tied by a dark magenta rope around her waist as it ended in a pair light pink and light blue cloth, a large set of hips, with some tight black gauntlets and both elbow and knee length grieves on her arms and legs as the knee grieves looked like a set of sandals. On the back of her hips was sheathed katana connected a long dark magenta rope with tiger skin fur on the sheath and had two decorated balls on the hilt of the blade that was attached to it by two strings as she smiled at Shirou like a motherly figure.

Shirou slowly blinked and looked at the figure confused while feeling delirious from the fever. "Tai...ga…nee?"

"Don't move." She said while looking concerned. "Please."

"Ugh…" he let out while feeling her rub his head. "Who...Who are…."

The woman smiled before saying in a very cute yet mature voice. "Minamoto no Raikou. Servant class Berserker. Are you ok master?"

"W...Who…" he got out before he started coughing again.

The woman patted his head. "Rest. We will talk about it after you have rested."

"But...but…" he let out before feeling dizzy.

"Hush." She said as Taiga saw Shirou falling fast asleep. "Rest now dear."

(Much later)

Shirou grumbled and felt himself slowly coming to. He then noticed a pair of large breasts near his face as the woman was current sitting right next to his head.

"Hello master, did you sleep well?" She asked while Shirou was turning red at the sight of her breasts. "Are you in need of food? Water? Maybe a blanket or a kimono?"

"Uh….uh….uh…."

"Do you need me to massage your legs to keep the blood flowing?"

"Um…."

"Perhaps a hug?" She asked with a maternal smile.

"Um…I um…." He blushed. "Who...who...are you?"

"I told you before master, but the fever must have made it hard on you to remember. I am Minamoto no Raikou, your servant, master."

"Um…"

"Or you can call me mama." She perked up. "Yes, that would make me most happy master."

Shirou blushed.

"If you need to sleep let me know, I will be right here to keep an eye on you." Raikou smiled. "Ok?"

He slowly nodded as his mind was completely confused at what just happened.

"Then relax and sleep away." She smiled while looking a little...off, like something was not right with her expression.

'What is going on?'

(Two days in the hospital later)

Shirou looked at the TV while Raikou had left for some reason and was trying to get his mind around all this. 'Ok, so I got a...servant, who's Minamoto no Raikou aka Minamoto no Yorimitsu, an oni hunter and...mother to Kintoki? And...she wants me to call her mama? Ok, this is very weird!'

"Hey Shirou!" called Taiga walking in. "How you been feeling?"

"Fine." He sighed. "I'm not coughing blood that's for sure."

"That's good, because I was worried about you coughing your lungs out."

"But where have you been? I haven't seen you since I got here."

"Oh that, I was grading papers all day." Taiga sighed. "I'm spent."

He sweatdropped at that. "Then how have you survived without my cooking?"

"..." she looked at him with a serious expression. "Don't joke about that Shirou!"

"Calm down." he sweatdropped. 'I was being honest.'

Taiga's stomach growled at that point as she looked ready to eat him. "Can you make something for me? Please?" Taiga asked while drooling a little.

"I'm literally in bed, in a hospital." he deadpanned.

"...oh right." She facepalmed. "My bad."

'Taiga-nee.' he sighed before spotting Raikou walking up behind Taiga who didn't see her.

She looked at Taiga before moving one hand to her katana, but stayed it as she moved behind Taiga. 'I mustn't cut her down, yet. After all, she isn't an insect...yet.'

"Uh, Taiga-nee?"

"Yes?" She asked while not seeing the busy woman behind her. "What is it?"

"Turn around."

BONG!

And cue her getting her face placed right on Raikou's breasts.

"MMM?!"

"Oh my, what are you doing?" Raikou asked with a light blush.

Taiga pulled back and gaped at the size and looked at the woman. "Wow are you big!"

"How rude." She frowned. "Talking about another woman's bosom like that."

"N-Not that!" she blushed with her hands up. "I-I-I meant...your height!"

"..."

Shirou sweatdropped. 'Even I could tell that was weak.'

"..." Raikou sighed. "I guess I have to spank you now for lying."

"Spank me?! You can't do that!"

"I can." She said before picking Taiga up and began spanking her with the right arm.

SLAP!

SLAP!

SLAP!

"Ah! Ow! Ouch! Stop-OW! That!"

Raikou kept on slapping while Shirou sweatdropped at this as his cheeks turned bright red. "The more you lie the more I keep spanking, now be honest."

"OW!"

'This is...kinda hot.'

(Later)

"So master." Raikou smiled. "Want me to find you some food?"

"Well I am feeling a little hungry."

She pulled out her katana. "Good, I will go find us a boar."

"A boar? I don't think the hospital has that." sweatdropped Taiga. "You can just call them anyway and tell them if you need food."

She blinked while slapping Taiga's ass again. "No lying."

"OW!"

"It's true." Shirou spoke up. "They have plenty of food for patients here."

Raikou looked at him before tearing up. "Y...You...don't need mama's help…?"

"Huh? W-Wait, I didn't say that." he spoke in slight panic. "I just mean you don't have to worry about getting boar, they have food."

"Sniff...so you need...mama's help?"

"Yep! I completely want your help!"

And cue her perking up with a smile. "Then I'll do my best to get them get you food. I'll be right back!"

Taiga fell to the ground as Raikou ran off quickly. "Ow...my ass…"

Shirou sighed while Taiga got back up.

"Why is she so set on you calling her 'mama'?"

"I...don't know." He sweatdropped.

"What do you mean?"

"When I woke up she said I could call her that and just decided I should call her that."

"..." Taiga looked at Shirou carefully before saying. "Maybe she's your real mother?"

"Taiga-nee, that's not funny." he frowned.

"I'm serious, she might be your mother. I mean, she did look at you like a mother."

He groaned while facepalming. "We don't have the right hair color."

"She could've dyed it."

'UGH!'

(With Raikou)

"Doctor! Doctor! Come out!" she called running down the hall.

Said doctor blinked while seeing the woman charging at him with great speed.

BONG!

"Where do I find food in this place of healing?! My child needs food!" she yelled while the doctor groaned from the impact as her breasts bounced.

"Ugh...the cafeteria is down the hall…"

"Thank you." She said before running off, causing collisions after collisions to occur in the hallways, again.

'That boy is so lucky.' He thought as we see Rin and Sakura walking into the hospital, looking for Shirou's room as they had some flowers in their hands.

"You think senpai will like these?"

"I hope so, after all he got sick because he was kind to you." Ren said with a huff while not seeing the woman running in their direction. 'I hope he likes the roses-'

BOING!

Only to get knocked over with Sakura going wide eyed.

"Rin!"

"Ow." She groaned before seeing the chest near her face.

"Sorry." Raikou groaned while getting up. "I was so focused on my child's wellbeing that I didn't see you."

"J-Just be careful next time." she blushed while feeling envious.

She smiled before noticing the flowers. "Who's that for child?"

"Senpai." Sakura said.

"Senpai? I've never heard of a name like that before." Raikou said with a puzzled look. "Is it their last name, middle name, subfamily name? A clan name?"

"No." Rin sighed. "It's Sakura's honorific for Shirou Emiya."

"...can you repeat that?" She asked with a very false smile.

"He's a classmate, we came here to deliver them to him."

"For what other motive?" She asked while a dark purple aura covered her body like a sheet. "Is it to ensnare the heart of my child?"

"Your child?" spoke Rin confused and surprised with Sakura shivering. "No, we just came here to see Emiya."

"Yes, he's my child by adoption and admiration." She frowned while drawing her katana. "So says Minamoto no Raikou, now leave this place insects or I shall cut your heads off."

'What?!' thought Rin while Sakura backed up.

'Huh?!'

Raikou moved the blade closer to Rin's neck. "Do you understand?"

"...yes." she spoke in a cool tone. "We do." 'She's a servant!'

Raikou smiled. "Good, now take your kin and flee. Or I might forget my own strength and lop off your heads in a single stroke."

'Scary.' Sakura gulped.

"Let's go Sakura." Rin said before Raikou took the flowers from her. "Hey!"

"Only a mama can present such gifts to her children, not creeping insects." Raikou said before walking away.

Rin glared at her and clenched her hand while Sakura grabbed her arm.

"Let's go."

"But she took the flowers YOU were going to give to Emiya."

"Senpai can have more flowers away from her." Sakura said as she dragged Rin away. "And I don't want to lose my head to an oni slayer...with exaggerated breasts."

Rin shut up and frowned while inwardly scowling. 'Great, this means I'll have to fight Emiya sooner or later.' She then thought of the woman's chest. 'ITS TOO BIG!'

(Much later)

"How are you feeling?"

"A bit better." spoke Shirou eating hospital food. "The fever's gone, but I still need time to rehydrate myself."

"I see." Raikou said while rubbing Shirou's head. "Just get well my child."

Taiga sweatdropped while rubbing her hips. "The doctor said he should feel better tomorrow and be able to head home."

"I see. Then I shall stay by master's side until tomorrow." She sat on the bed. "And keep you warm."

He blushed. Taiga snickered which he saw making him look away. "I-It's fine, you don't have to."

She sniffled a little. "Y-You don't...want your mama's warmth?"

"No no no! It's not that!" he panicked.

"Sniff."

'Crap!'

"Then...what is it?"

"Um...I need more blankets."

"..."

"I-It's not that you can't keep me warm, it's just...the hospital has plenty, and it'd be wrong not to use any of them."

"..." she got up before running out of the room. "I'LL GET YOU BLANKETS MY CHILD!"

"...she does know there were some in the closet, right?" sweatdropped Taiga.

"I don't know Taiga-nee, I really don't know." Shirou sweatdropped.

(Three days later)

-Emiya Residence-

"Feels good to be back home." Shirou sighed as he sat on the couch, finally discharged from the hospital, as he and Taiga were busy watching the news as Raikou was...not in the room.

"Yeah." Taiga sighed. "Although you looked good in a hospital gown."

He blushed. "Did not."

"Well you did." She smirked while patting his back. "Although you did scare me half to death, next time, don't put your life on the line like that."

"You're just saying that so I'll make something for you, aren't you?"

"Maybe~" She said while looking away.

'Knew it.'

"So want to change the channel? All this weather reporting is boring." Taiga yawned.

"Already on it." he spoke flipping through channels.

Click click click click.

That was when he stopped on a documentary on the life and times of penguins.

"Ah, this would work."

Taiga groaned. "I don't need to learn! I need to relax from my teaching duties!"

"Which focuses on grading papers."

"Among other things." She groaned as Shirou changed the channel to a show about making paint. "Boring!"

"What? I might wanna learn this." joked Shirou.

"NO!"

He chuckled while changing the channel to a show about tigers. "Hey look, your cousin."

"GAO! Stop that Shirou!" Taiga growled.

"Why? You like teasing me all the time."

"GAO!"

He chuckled again before changing the channel, only to show a live feed of Raikou getting tailed by a camera with the logo and name 'Perverts Corp' on the side of the screen in big pink letters. "...what the?!"

"Woah! What's this?"

"Shhh." Said the camera man. "I'm hunting MILF's."

"Some perverts stalking her!"

The camera man moved closer to Raikou's ass. "Such a thiccccc ass!"

That was when said woman turned around, saw him and slashed at the camera as a head fell over and the screen became staticky.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Scary." Taiga gulped. "Should I call the police or…."

"Um…." he gulped while feeling a little sick in the stomach. "Or...what?"

"Keep our mouths shut." Taiga said while both nodded in agreement and decided to change the channel.

(Later on)

Shirou looked an AC over and nodded since it was all fixed. "Ok, now to lower the temperature a little."

That was when Raikou walked by while wearing an apron with the words 'Kiss the cook' on it.

"Mmm mmm mmm~" She hummed while looking very happy at the moment.

Shirou flipped a switch which caused cold air to come out.

Which in turn caused some of Raikou's cloth and apron to fly up, revealing her curves as she shivered.

"C-Cold. So cold!"

Shirou turned and blushed bright red seeing her thong under the apron making him shut it off quickly and turn away. "S-S-Sorry!"

She turned to him. "Master? Did you...command the wind?"

"No."

"Then how did you do that?"

"An AC."

"..."

"Air conditioning."

"...eh?"

"Nevermind. But why the apron?"

Raikou smiled. "Oh I am going to make you some 'pam cakes'."

"Pam cakes?"

"Yes." She smiled while pointing to a box of pancake mix in her hands. "Pam cakes. Apparently children love them."

"Oh! You mean pancakes." He said as Raikou walked to the kitchen. "Um, you know it's past breakfast."

"Nonsense! A mother's duty is to feed their child. So let your mama cook these pam cakes for your health!" She said while looking very motivated as purple lightning struck the ground outside the house.

"Uh...well I guess it couldn't hurt, I am feeling a little hungry after getting this repaired."

Raikou smiled before looking around.

"What's wrong?"

"Where's the fire pit?"

'Oh boy this isn't going to end well.'

(A few minutes of explaining later)

Flip!

Flip!

Flip!

Boing!

Boing!

Boing!

Shirou looked at the table to keep from looking as Raikou flipped pancakes, with her chest bouncing each time.

"Ah." She said while looking a little happy. "This is fun master."

'For you maybe, but not my heart.' He thought with embarrassment as-

SPLAT!

A pancake hit Raikou on the head as it oozes down her hair, making her sniffle a little.

"M-My child's…homemade…sniff…."

"I-It's ok, we can clean it up no problem."

"B...But…" she sniffled while looking ready to cry.

"Hang on, I'll go get a towel." He said while running off, not knowing that in her attempt to make the perfect pancakes would cause Raikou to repeat the same method, but with ten times the strength.

SPLAT!

Which lead to a lot of pancakes and accidents.

(A bit later)

Shirou ran back in before seeing a giant blob of pancake mix on the ground as the only thing sticking out was Raikou's crying face. "Oh my kami! What happened?"

"Sniff...sniff...pancakes." She cried while unable to move as Shirou saw the pancakes on the wall and ceiling.

'Oh boy...this isn't good.'

'I'm a failure...sniff...of a human being…'

"No no no, it's alright, we can get this cleaned up in no time flat." Shirou said while running to get cleaning materials as Raikou was touched by his selfishness, making her cry even more.

'He's so kind!'

(Later)

"See? All spotless." He said while the kitchen was completely cleaned, but Raikou's hair was still sticky.

"...thank you master. But a mother should do the cleaning, not the child."

"It's fine, helping out is something I'm use to."

"..." she got up and sighed. "I shall bathe right now."

"Need help?"

And cue her getting a very creepy grin for a second.

"No, thank you master." She said before walking away. 'Not yet.'

'Well at least the place is clean.' He thought while wishing Raikou would stop cooking for a while.

(Later on)

Taiga yawned in her bed as it was early morning, and everything was quiet, even in Shirou's room. She sat up and rubbed her eyes before getting up. "Ugh...I hate mornings."

As she got herself into the bathroom, she didn't notice a shadow right in Shirou's room, getting into his sheets.

"Zzzzz." Shirou let out, completely oblivious.

The shadow pulled down his shorts before placing something soft on his cock and began moving them up and down.

"Zzzzz." he let out turning his head while noting something, but didn't wake up. He then moaned while feeling very warm.

(Later that morning)

'Mmm...why am I on a rocking boat in...a volcano…?' Shirou thought as he came in and out of REM sleep.

"Mmmm~"

'Huh?' He thought while slowly opening his eyes, only to see a naked Raikou, titfucking his really inflamed and hard cock, with a smile. 'EH?!'

"Mmm, your morning seed is so warm and salty, there's so much too~" she cooed while licking around the tip making him groan before she bobbed her head while swallowing the seed. "Mmm~"

'WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?!' He thought while before feeling his cock cumming again. 'Oooh!'

'Such seed is wasted on foul insects. Only mama can handle her child's seed.' she thought before gulping the sperm down while sliding her mouth off and saw a spurt land on her chest while seeing Shirou awake. "Morning my child, did you sleep well?"

"W-What are you doing?!"

"Well I saw your morning wood was awake and thought mama would help you take care of it." Raikou smiled. "Shall I continue?"

"N-No!" he shook his head.

She pouted. "Please?"

"You shouldn't be doing that in the first place!"

"...please?" She asked with a pout as Shirou looked ready to pass out.

"No, I need to get up and make breakfast." He said while getting up and ran off, only for Taiga to see his junk.

"Hey! Put some pants on!"

"Sorry!"

'Aw, but I wanted to lick his sword clean.' Raikou pouted.

(One week later)

Shirou groaned while laying on his back in the living room and looking dirty. "Ah...ah...ah…"

"My child? What is wrong?" asked Raikou spotting him from the kitchen.

"Ah...ah…" he groaned while looking tired.

"My child?"

"Too much...work…"

Raikou blinked while walking towards him. "You need water? Milk? Mama's lap?"

"Just...need...to...rest…" he groaned before getting his head placed on her lap as Raikou placed her chest on his head.

"Then rest on mama's lap master." she smiled while cradling his head with her arms.

He blushed at this before noticing that she was...using too much strength in each swing, making him feel sick and in pain at the same time.

SQUEEZE!

That and felt like his head was getting crushed by an oil tanker.

"There there, mama's bosom will make you feel better." Raikou smiled while Shirou looked ready to scream in pain, but couldn't as it might make the berserker cry, again. "Hush little one, let mama cradle you to sleep."

'Too tight, too tight!' He thought in pain while the chest covered his face. 'CAN'T BREATH!'

'I feel so happy.' she smiled. 'I wouldn't mind doing this every day.'

(Later on)

Taiga blinked while knocking on the door to the bathroom. "What's taking you? I need to take a shower!"

"I'm busy!"

"But you've been in there for hours! I need a bath!"

"It takes time to make sure my skin is clean as the day I was born." He called out while not knowing that Raikou, naked, was crawling into the shower as she licked her lips.

'Time for a mama's duty~' she thought carefully moving the curtain aside and saw Shirou's naked body.

He blinked before Raikou started to rub his cock with her hand. "E-"

"Hush, don't yell master." she whispered while he turned bright red feeling her breasts against his back. "I am just reliving you of your seed~"

He blushed while feeling his cock becoming very hard. "R-Raikou."

"Hush, let mama help you relax~" she purred rubbing the dick faster. "Mama will help get all that built up seed out no problem."

Shirou moaned while feeling very warm as her chest rubbed against his back. 'Soft! Ah! This is so...hot!'

'So big and meaty~' she licked her lips. 'He must have gallons of seed saved up~'

"Ah." He moaned before feeling his cock getting ready to blow. "R-Raikou! I'm gonna...I'm gonna cum!"

She smirked before seeing the sperm shooting onto the wall as she licked her lips. 'So much seed~'

Shirou groaned and panted from the load while feeling Raikou rubbing it without stopping.

'So hard~'

"OPEN THE DOOR!" Taiga cried out. "PLEASE!"

"QUIET!" snapped Raikou.

"...WHY ARE YOU...OH KAMI GET OUT OF THERE NOW!"

'Shit.' Shirou thought with a moan.

(Much later)

Shirou looked at the floor with a red face while feeling mortified. 'Oh kami...I...came in the shower...five times!'

"Shirou?"

He groaned while not seeing Raikou right next to him with a smile.

"Master?"

"Not right now Raikou."

"Master? Can you help me with the laundry?" She asked. "I know you don't have a pond or river, but perhaps we can get the dirt off the clothes by leaving them on the trees?"

"We have a clothes line for that."

"...ok, but what is a 'washing machine'?"

"It's what we use to wash clothes."

"...why?"

"To wash easily."

Raikou blinked. "But why do they have buttons?"

"To set the wash for warm or cold water."

"I see." She said before patting Shirou's head. "Thank you, now I can finish the wash."

"How big of a load are you doing?"

She pointed to the mountain sized basket full of...Shirou's and Taiga's clothes that looked either used or completely dirty. "I might have washed them with mama's cleansing body. I hope it didn't make you feel sad."

'Wait...she...she used…..her spit?!'

'Maybe my womanhood has healing properties. Even if I'm...abnormal, my body will help my child.' Raikou thought with a heavenly smile.

"Uh...maybe using actual water would work better."

"Eh?! B-But my womanhood!"

"Your what!?" he went wide eyed. "I thought you were talking about your saliva!"

Raikou pouted with a huff before getting up and walked away as she held the laundry basket with one hand. "I'll go get regular water master."

Shirou looked stunned while feeling creeped out as he began taking his clothes off as Taiga walked in. 'GROSS!'

(With Raikou)

"Hmm, now master said these are for cold and warm water, so if I use both, it should ensure the clothes are cleaned completely." She said to herself while pressing the buttons.

Beep.

"Mmm, one minute or an hour?" she rubbed her chin. "Master might want them cleaned as soon as possible, a minute should do."

Click.

"That should do." Raikou smiled while watching the machine working it's magic, only for it to stop. "Eh? What's going on?" she pushed the button, but it didn't work. "Hmm, how odd."

That was when the machine started to spasm while jumping up and down, releasing a torrent of soapy water that sent her flying out of the room.

"AHHH!" she screamed falling down while soapy water splashed out onto the floor. She groaned before getting up and brought out her blade. "I shall slay you foul machine!"

(With Shirou)

He groaned while having a few lumps on the head, courtesy of Taiga, as he was placed under a blanket. 'I should've kept my clothes on.'

BOOOOOM!

"AHHH!" Raikou cried out while going flying as she landed in a pool of soapy water.

"What the heck is going on around here?" asked Taiga.

"Ow." She groaned while pointing down the hall.

They looked and saw a destroyed washing machine, shrunken clothes, and a very wet hallway.

"Of course." she facepalmed. "You HAD to destroy the washing machine!"

"Ow...sniff...sniff…" 'I failed again!'

"Well she HAS never seen a washing machine before."

"But it cost a lot of dough!"

"And we can get another one."

"But that was expensive."

"Then we have to work hard to pay for one." Shirou sighed as Raikou felt very bad, and wet.

'I'm a failure as a mother!'

"Well how are we gonna clean the laundry until then?" Taiga asked.

He pointed outside. "Raikou can help you wash."

"How?"

"She will spit on it."

"Ew!"

"I was kidding." He sweatdropped as Taiga was too busy gagging as Raikou was crying like crazy in self loathing. "Raikou, please don't cry, it's alright."

"Sniff...I failed."

"But you can learn from this."

"...sniff."

"Come on, things will be alright." He said while patting her head, causing her to look up.

She lightly blushed while covering her face a little. "Master...a mother's duty is to take care of her child, not the other way around."

"What have I told you? I don't mind helping when I can." He said while rubbing her head, not knowing that it was making her turned on and willing to jump him. 'What soft hair.'

'Master...is...so...nice~'

"We'll get a new washer in no time." He said while Taiga walked away, still gagging, as Raikou started getting ideas on how to make her 'child' happy.

(Another week later)

Shirou walked down the street while heading towards the school, hoping Raikou isn't causing too much damage back at home. He was making sure he had everything, but felt like he was missing something. 'Why do I feel like that? I know I took everything with me.'

As he got closer to the school, the feeling of having something missing continued to grow in the back of his head.

'Let's see, books, gym clothes, pencils, that should be everything.' He thought while thinking of the missing thing. 'But why does it feel like I'm forgetting something?'

Eventually he reached school and rubbed his head. That was when he saw the gates still open, meaning he's still on time.

'Thank kami.' he thought walking through them, but started to hear whispers and murmurs and the students staring at something at the gate.

"What is she doing here?"

"Wow she's hot."

"The boobs are huge!"

"I can tap that ass!"

'What the?' Shirou thought in confusion.

"Shirou! Wait!"

He looked confused while recognizing the voice, but was unable to see the source of the voice. "Raikou?" he turned around and nearly popped a nosebleed right there when he saw her jogging towards him, but in something other than her usual clothes.

"Shirou!" She yelled out while wearing a dark purple chinese dress with light purple and light green leaves on her left side and went down towards her right leg as she wore some light purple gloves and had blue ropes near the upper cleavage area. "Shirou! You forgot your lunch!"

He blushed as Raikou ran towards him with a green bag in one hand while her chest bounced up and down with each footstep. This made all the students gape and stare with blushes. "R-Raikou?"

"Sorry it took me a while, but you forgot your bento box on the counter and I had to make sure you got it." She said while handing the box to Shirou. "I can't let my child go hungry now can we?"

'CHILD?!' The students thought in shock. 'But he's an orphan...is Taiga-sama around? Oh kami not the sword!'

"Uh..t-thank you." he blushed taking it while glancing at her form with a bright face. "Uh, where did you get the…"

"What?" She asked while her chest moved as she placed her hands on her hips.

"You know…."

"I know what?"

"The dress."

"Oh! I got it from a merchant, he said that all the youths of this day and age are into it. Especially the young maidens like myself." She smiled. "What do you think of it?"

"Um…." he gulped as the students started to take pictures. 'What do I say?!'

"Go on, be honest with mama."

"Um…it's cute?"

Raikou smiled while giving Shirou a hug. "Oh my child! How kind you are!"

Boing!

And instantly the students became envious of Shirou as he got his face wedged between her cleavage.

"Mmmm!" he let out with wide eyes. 'S-Soft! Too soft!'

She kept on hugging him while students kept on taking pictures. 'I love my child! I love him so much~!'

"Mmmmmm!"

"Oh." Raikou whispered into his ear. "I might have forgotten to pay for this dress, so...can you be a dutiful son and pay the merchant if he comes by?"

"Mmmm?!"

"Thank you! I'll make sure to prepare a great feast for you after school." She said while moving back and ran off. "Goodbye my child! I love you! And don't forget to eat your bento!"

He blushed. He saw the students look at him and mutter and felt self conscious. 'Oh man, they're gonna be bugging me all day.'

(Later that day)

Shirou groaned while looking red in the face as both guys and gals kept on bugging him after every class, making him want to hide under a rock. 'Why me?!'

It also didn't help that Rin overheard the conversations and was red in the face, for very different reasons.

"Since when did you get a mom that hot?"

"Is she single?"

"Is she gonna come by more often?"

"Stop talking!" He groaned before running off.

"Hey get back here!"

"Does she have a cellphone!?"

"What is her cup size?!"

Ren frowned while looking pissed. 'That's it! I'm going to send Archer after that bitch! She's not going to make Emyia the winner of the war! That's MY job!'

(After school)

'Great, now everyone's gonna be bugging me about Raikou for the rest of the year.' He thought while walking towards his house, annoyed and even more embarrassed. 'I need to talk to her and make sure she doesn't show up, in something like that.'

As he entered the house, he saw Taiga, out cold on the ground with a nosebleed. "Taiga-nee?"

Silent.

"Taiga-nee?!" he ran over and crouched down near her. "What's wrong? Wake up please!"

"Boobs…" she groaned in a gaze.

"What? What do you mean?" He asked before hearing footsteps as a naked Raikou ran towards him.

"Shirou~! Welcome home!"

"W-" he was cut off and got tackled on his back and saw her straddling him and stared at her bare breasts which bounced. "R-R-Raikou! W-What are you doing?! Where are your clothes?"

"Hush." She said while pulling his pants down. "Mama's giving you a gift~ My body~"

"Nani!?" he let out and tried scrambling away, but that just helped her get the pants off.

Raikou then pinned him down while placing her snatch over the cock. "Don't worry, I'll be gentle~"

"B-But if you consider yourself my mom, doesn't that make this wrong?!"

She smiled in a twisted way. "A mama's job is to love their children and keep them safe, I am just doing my duty~"

'Crap!' he thought before feeling her breasts over his face.

"Suck on mama's nipples while she gives your penis a nice big hug~" She said while pushing the pussy over the cock as it hit her womb. "Oh~"

"MMMMM!" he let out with wide eyes feeling the warm walls grip his dick all over while stunned she managed to get ALL inside. 'Oh kami!'

Raikou moved her hips up and down while panting a little as Shirou felt his cock getting hard as a rock. "Oh my child! Your penis is so big and strong! If I knew you got so excited after seeing mama naked, I would have stopped wearing clothes months ago!"

He moaned like crazy as he opened his mouth and accidentally sucked on both nipples, making Raikou moan like crazy.

"Oooh~! Easy, I don't have milk yet." she hummed while holding his head close. "If you give me all your pent up seed, then maybe we can make it happen~"

He moaned while feeling the breasts against his face while his cock was getting bigger in her folds, which just caused the woman to bob her ass faster. 'Oh kami! I-I need to hold it!'

"How does it feel to suckle on mama's nipples?"

He moaned while admitting it was nice, but weird.

Raikou felt the cock getting eager to release the seed. "Don't be shy~ Pour your seed into mama's womanhood~"

'Hold it in! Keep it together!' He thought before cumming inside her. 'DAMN IT!'

She hummed while her pussy continued to suck out all the sperm like a sponge. "It's so warm and thick~ Mama will take it all in whenever you want~"

Shirou moaned while hoping this was the last time it happened.

(Next morning)

Shirou, now pale and looking like a skeleton, laid in bed while Raikou, now very radiant and lively, was hugging him like a pillow in her sleep.

"Zzzz~"

'All...night…..oh...kami…' he thought while letting out a small groan. 'I think...I...can see...a light…'

'Master~ They kicked~' she thought in her sleep as Shirou passed out.

(Later)

Shirou guzzled tea after tea while Taiga looked at him in surprise.

"Man, you sure are thirsty."

"Ah." He sighed. "Can I have more?"

"You already had the whole pot. Are you ok?"

"Yes, just thirsty." He said while very embarrassed and tired. 'Why did she have to….go that far?!'

"By the way, what's with Raikou? She walked by here looking like a million yen."

"...no clue." He sweatdropped while looking red in the face.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, now let's drop it altogether." He said while feeling like hiding under a rock. 'Why me?!'

"...did you two finally do it?"

"TAIGA-NEE!"

"Knew it, I could hear you two when I was trying to sleep."

"...WHAT?!"

"And I recorded the entire thing." Taiga grinned. "And boy it was hentai material."

"DELETE IT!"

"Nope!"

"Taiga-nee I mean it!"

She ran off. "Sorry! But I'm keeping the memory of your first sexcipade for your kids!"

"Nooooo!" he cried out in horror while Raikou entered the room.

"Master? What happened?"

"Help me get Taiga-nee!"

"...why?"

"She videotaped you and me last night."

"..."

"And is trying to keep it for our kids."

She blushed while looking very happy. "Well...it might help with our descendants."

"Help me get it and we can do more before I go to school!" he said up desperately.

"On it master!" She said while pulling out her katana and ran after Taiga.

"AHHHH! NO SWORDS IN THE HOUSE GAO!"

"Give me that recording so master may ravage me!"

"No! It's for blackmailing him and his kids!"

"Let master ravage me!"

"AHHHHH!"

'If I'm lucky I can head to school right as she gets it, but then she might follow me.' He thought before quickly running to the door, only to see Archer right at the door.

"Sorry, but you have to die." He said while summoning his blade. 'Sorry Rin, but I have a job to do.'

"Nani?!" He yelled before getting attacked by the servant as Raikou finally got the recording and walked back to the kitchen.

"Master, mama has the-" she stopped when she saw the unknown man attacking Shirou and suddenly went wide eyed and paled.

The servant then slashed at Shirou's chest, missing a little as Raikou started to see red. "Just hold still."

Raikou pulled out her katana as a purple aura started to form around her as four lightning bolts of different colors struck the area as copies of her appeared with either a bow, a strange looking ax, a long spear, or a long red katana. "If you command it so…I, Raikou, shall become an Oni. Come to me, my loyal subjects, my limbs, my arms and armor…the Four Heavenly Kings themselves are as before you. Begin…!"

Archer blinked before getting hit by a blast of wind from the bow, a flaming and lighting based slash from the axe and red katana, got sent flying backwards by a blast of water from the spear, as Raikou got ready to strike with purple lightning.

"Noble Phantasm: Ox-King Storm Call- The Inescapable Net of Heaven!" She yelled while sending a large bolt of purple lightning that sent the tanned skinned servant flying into the horizon while also leaving a hole in the wall.

Shirou paled in shock at what he just saw.

"Master, did you let that insect in?"

"Uh…." He saw her placing the katana into its sheath as the clones vanished.

"Master."

"Maybe?" He gulped before Raikou hugged him tightly.

"Are you ok?! Did you get cut? Are you bleeding?!"

"No no, really." He said while feeling the chest against his face.

"Never scare me like that again! I-I thought he would lop off your head!" she cried out near tears. "Mama was so scared!"

He blushed while Taiga took back her camera and began to record the sight. 'Taiga-nee!'

"Smile you two."

Both turned as Raikou started to smile falsely.

"So you want your head chopped off as well?"

"N-No thanks." Taiga gulped before running off. 'Scary!'

Shirou sighed while wondering what happened to Archer.

(With Archer)

Rin blinked while seeing said servant stuck in the wall head first while covered in scorch marks.

"Ow."

"What happened to you?"

"Don't ask."

"Did you get rid of the cow?"

"...no."

She facepalmed. 'DAMN IT!'

"But." He groaned. "He had sex, trust me, he was wrung out."

"And you know this how?"

"He didn't have underwear on." He groaned. "And smelled like sweat."

Rin blushed.

"Can you get me out of the wall?"

"Hang on." She said while pulling him out. 'DAMN THAT COW! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!'

'Note to self, avoid that Noble Phantasm.'

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