Crazy trouble with love part 8
The Smooch and Snap
Series: Chalkzone
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We find ourselves over at Smooch Island and go through the tall trees that lead to a certain nest. There a certain white feathered bird sat. She had long, legs with black leggings and red heels, long, curly orange hair that almost stood straight up, and large, red lips on the tip of her beak.
Right now she was currently making her eyelashes curled and looking in a mirror with a smile. As she patted her eyelashes, she turned to look at a small box next to the mirror. She picked it up in her wing and opened it, seeing two wedding rings in it. She sadly sighed, lowering her head in sorrow. She may look beautiful and single, but she's been like that ever since she arrived in Chalkzone. She's never had someone she kissed come back to her, so she keeps kissing people in order to find... the one.
She sighed and put the box down before looking at a calendar hanging on a branch. Her eyes suddenly popped open as she saw that there will be a special event Single's Day at a nearby town today. That got her to jump up and let out a cheerful cry while feeling pumped up.
"Smooooch!" She cried before grabbing the rings and flying away.
As she flew off the island, three men saw here from the ground.
"Hey man, where da Smooch be goin?" One of the Haha Men asked, scratching his head.
"Don't know, but it must be real big, I never seen her leave the island." remarked another.
The third Haha Man gasped and grew an even bigger smile. "You know what dat means!"
All of them looked and smiled before letting out laughs.
"Come on fellas! We gotta follow her!"
They pushed a raft into the ocean and followed behind the Smooch.
(Meanwhile)
Snap was wondering around Chalkzone, looking at a map while also holding a picture of Queen Rapsheeba. "Alright, according to this map, Queen Rapsheeba's concert should be somewhere around here, at least I think so."
He walked a bit further and comes across a town where there seems to be a fair of some sort.
"Huh, this must be the place. Look at everyone, they're as excited as I am." he smiled putting the map away and headed towards it. As he wandered through the town, he wasn't paying attention to the signs, banners, and decorations advertising the Singles Fair. "Now to find the concert hall or else I might miss something." He said before continuing to wonder around the town.
(Meanwhile a few miles away)
The Smooch was flying around, looking below for any signs of men. So far she was seeing empty spaces of land and was starting to feel like she needed to turn around and look somewhere else.
Suddenly, she got a sensation flowing through her veins. Her whole body shivered and twitched for a split second, but stayed in the air. She perked up and started to hear sounds down below making her turn. She saw multiple people, mostly men, walking around the town below her. It's the Singles Fair! "Smooch!"
She flew straight down, but before she hit the ground, she lightly fluttered down and landed on her feet with grace. She looked around at all the people while feeling excited, but managed to keep it together. She took a deep breath and strutted down the street, clearly trying to get attention from the men all around her.
This of course DID work since most of the men turned to her with wide eyes with a few grinning seeing the legs and a few let out whistles. But as soon as she turned to them, they all looked in disgust as they saw her large, red lips.
"Ew, those lips..." Someone whispered.
"Wait, she looks familiar?"
"Hold on... that's... THE SMOOCH!" Someone yelled before running.
"THE SMOOCH?!" Everyone yelled before running all over the town in a panic.
She blinked and looked at everyone running and decided to go with her plan b. She ran after the closest, cutest guy and picked him up.
"O-Oh no! P-Please don't!" The little red stick man yelled as he shook in fear.
She gave a seductive look before pulling him towards her puckered lips.
The red stick man's face was pressed against her lips, covering his entire face as puckering and slurping noises filled the air. His arms flailed around before she pulled back with a smack before the red stick man started to laugh.
"Hihihi! Bahaha!" He laughed uncontrollably as she put him down.
"Smooch..." She said sadly, shaking her head. She turned to a polar bear with sunglasses who yelped and took off running. "Smoohooch!" She cheered before darting after him like a bullet.
"Wah! No not me!"
She continued to chase him for a few seconds before flying upwards and seemingly disappearing.
He turned around when he stopped hearing heels and saw she was gone before skidding to a stop. "Phew, that was a close one. I may be single, but I'm not that desperate." He chuckled to himself.
But as he turned around and walked forward, he immediately bumped into something. He pulled his head back and saw a large, red heart made of... feathers?
"What... the..." He froze as he looked up to come face to face with the Smooch.
"Smooch~" she winked with him screaming and found himself get picked up by her wings.
"C-Can't we talk about this?!"
The Smooch instantly pressed her lips against his face, making the same puckering and slurping noises. A bit of saliva drops flew in the air as she kissed him.
"Mmmmm!" he let out trying to break free while she dipped him with her tail feathers popping up before she pulled her lips back. "Hehehe! Hahaha!" Lars laughed hysterically, rolling around on the ground.
The Smooch looked sad as the polar bear held his stomach making her sigh and turn around for more men.
(A few minutes later)
Snap walked out of the theater, grumbling to himself. "I can't believe it! I've been walking for an hour and I end up in the exact opposite side of Chalk Zone from were Rapsheeba in performing!" He complained, not noticing everyone panicking and running around. He walked over near a vendor that served hot dogs and crossed his arms. "This day stinks. At least I might as well grab a bite to eat before going home."
After a few seconds of waiting, Snap groaned and banged on the vendor.
"Hey! Is anyone gonna serve me?!" he yelled out only to get a shaking head of a crab popping up.
"Are you crazy? Keep it down!"
"Hey all I want is a hot dog, I'm starving here."
"Listen I-" He stopped once he saw the Smooch appear on the other side of the long street. "H-Help yourself!" The crab shouted before scurrying away.
"Sweet." Snap rubbed his nubs together and reached inside to grab some while the Smooch was reaching under a car for another man.
"Nonono! Please let me go!" A stick man with a chef hat screamed, grasping the ground as she tried to pull him out from under the car.
"Smooch smooch." She finally pulled him out from under the car and puckered her lips. Before she kissed him however, she looked behind him and saw an all too familiar blue boy.
"Ah, now that's what I'm talking about." smiled Snap with numerous hotdogs stacked between two buns before biting into them.
The Smooch dropped the stick man as her eyes turned into beating red hearts with Snap in the middle. "Smooch!" she zipped over with the dust cloud behind her in the shape of a heart and ran over right behind Snap and looked down who didn't notice with his eyes closed.
"Man, all you can eat hot dogs? Could this day get any better?" He talked to himself before eating two hot dogs at once.
"Smooch~"
He blinked hearing that and noted a shadow over him making him frown. "Alright, who's the wise guy? I'm eating here." As he turned around, his entire face went pale and his eyes bulged as he saw the Smooch towering over him. He dropped the hotdogs while seeing the bird wink at him.
"Smooch~"
"Ah!" he jumped and looked at her while backing up against the stand. "H-H-Hey there, uh, fancy meeting you here, small world, huh?"
"Smooch smooch~" She said in a seductive voice, strutting closer to him while fluttering her eyelashes at him.
'Oh man, what's she doing here? And why is she looking at me like last time?!' he thought sweating nervously while one chalk citizen, this one looking like a sumo wrestling octopus was seeing this from behind a tree.
"Get out of there little guy..." He nervously whispered, hoping he would hear him. He was so busy watching he didn't realize he was squeezing the tree too hard nervously, before it wound up cracking and came crashing down, making Snap and The Smooch turn. "AAAAAHHH!" He screamed like a little girl and quickly ran away.
The Smooch simply shrugged before turning back to Snap, only to see that he was gone. "Smooch?" She darted her head around, looking for her little blue boy.
With said blue boy though he managed to duck down an alley and was running as fast as he could.
"The Smooch?! Why in the world in the Smooch here?!" He freaked out, not paying attention to where he was going. "She should be on her nest, on an island way out of-" Before he could finish that sentence, he ran right into a street light. His whole body comically shook as he wandered around dizzy. "Oooh, pretty birdies..." He said seeing little birds flying around his head along, not noticing that the Smooch was there when he said that while looking at her.
"Smooch~" She blushed as she heard him say that. She walked over while strutting her legs before Snap reached a store with a reflective window and groaned while rubbing his head.
"Oh my aching head... What the heck did I walk into?" He rubbed his head while talking to his reflection.
"Uh pal, might wanna turn around." remarked his reflection pointing up nervously.
He slowly turned around, finally noticing the Smooch behind him.
"Smooch~" She puckered her lips and darted them at him.
"Aaaah!" He quickly ducked and ran under her legs, causing the Smooch to kiss his reflection.
Said reflection flailed out his arms before she pulled back with the mirror having a lipstick mark and the reflection falling back with a blush.
"Smooch?" She looked around for Snap before running off to find him.
Said blue boy was scrambling into a store and dove into a coat rack. "Jeez, that bird is persistent. I mean, I am quite the babe magnet..." He remarked, stroking his head as if he had hair. "But getting kissed one time by those huge lips is enough for me."
He just sat there in the coat rack, slowly slumping down on his back.
"Ugh... so... bored..." He moaned, covering his eyes with his arm. "Hmm, maybe I should try some of these on to pass the time."
He took one of the coats off the rack and put it on. It was a purple coat with large, blue fluff around the collar. "Hmm, not bad, but feels a bit tacky." He tossed it and grabbed the next one which was a spiky, leather jacket. "Shows off my bad boy side, but the ladies like my soft and sensitive side more."
Next he grabbed a yellow rain jacket making him gag.
"You gotta be kidding me? I'd look like a walking banana if I wore this."
While he looked at other jackets, The Smooch entered and looked around.
"Oh come on, half of these aren't even in my size!"
"Smooch?" She looked over at where the familiar voice came from, seeing several jackets being thrown away from one of the racks. She tip toed over with her heels while getting a jacket on her beak.
"Jeez, do these people got any decent jackets?" He turned around and saw the jacket on the Smooch's beak, not noticing her. "Oh, now that's more like it!" He took it off her and put it on, revealing it to be a tuxedo jacket.
"Smooch smooch~"
He stiffened and slowly turned around to come face to face with the Smooch. She gave a wink with him letting out a scared yipe and darted out of the coat rack.
"Smoohooch!" She happily flapped her wings a little before darting after him.
"I gotta get out of this crazy town!" As he rushed to the entrance, the Smooch jumped in front of it with her wings spread as if she's waiting for him to embrace her.
"Smooch~!"
"Woah!" he let out skidding on his feet, but fell on his back and wound up sliding right past her legs and out the door.
"Smooch?" She looked around and then under her legs, seeing him slide across town like a sled. "Smooch!" She shouted in surprise before quickly running after him.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Snap yelled in pain as he started rolling down the road. "Gang way!"
Everyone who was on said street immediately ran or jumped off the road as Snap came tumbling down it.
The Smooch ran after him while trying to kiss him at the same time. Every time she stretched her beak to kiss him, Snap would end up rolling a little bit further, just out of her reach. This lead to him rolling through a small hole in a brick wall at the end of an alley. The Smooch however ran into the wall, kissing it. She pulled away, leaving a giant kiss mark. "Smooch? Smoohooch?" She flew away to search for him.
With Snap, he stopped rolling and rubbed his head with a groan. "Jeez, I've been getting more cardio today than the entirety of last year. Ugh, where the heck am I now?"
"A safe place mon."
"Huh?!" Snap quickly looked around for the source of voice. "Who's there?! I'm warning you, I know Snap Fu!"
"Calm yourself Snap."
"Yeah mon, we mean you no harm."
The three shadowy figures slowly walked into the light, revealing themselves to be the Haha Men.
"You guys?! Oh thank goodness you're here! That wacky bird of yours is just outside. You can go and take her home."
"Sorry Snap, but we can't do that." spoke Mahaha shaking his head. "We actually came to follow The Smooch because she finally left the nest for a very special moment in her life."
"What? What are you talking about?"
"It only happens once in every Smooch's life. We only heard rumors bout it in books, but now we got front row seats mon!" Rica cheered while happily playing his drum.
"What are you on about?!" yelled Snap flailing his arms around.
"She's lookin for a husband!" Mohaha cheered, dancing around Rica as he played his drum.
Snap's jaw dropped and hit the ground before shaking his head. "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You mean to tell me she's been going around terrorizing everyone AND chasing me because she's wanting to get hitched!?"
"Exactly, isn't that a wonderful thing?"
"Not when it involves causing trouble in ChalkZone... and to me!" He yelled, flailing his arms around as steam shot out of his head.
"Aw come now Snap, it's a beautiful thing." smiled Mahaha. "When The Smooch finds herself the right fella to settle down with, she will migrate from her island and to the location on where she found him."
"And it seems like you're the lucky fella." smiled Rica. "Congratulations mon!"
"What?! No way! I ain't marrying that loony kiss obsessed bird!" Snap shouted, unknowingly gaining the attention of the Smooch as she flew over the building.
"Oh I think you will Snap."
"Oh yeah? Says who?"
"Well The Smooch of course, but being married to her is actually quite the bonus for you."
"Hey, what is that supposed to mean?!" He yelled, hopping up onto Mahaha and pulling on his shirt's collar.
The man chuckled before he started whispering stuff into the side of Snap's head.
Snap raised an eyebrow while nodding before his eyes widened and his mouth dropped all the way to the ground while turning red. "Y-You're kidding me?!"
"Oh no no no Snap, I'm one hundred percent completely serious."
Snap gritted his teeth a little before replying. "Alright fine! But if you tricked me, then you'll be getting a blue fist in your face!"
"You don't gotta believe me, just go ahead and see for yourself mon."
Snap sighs before exiting the building and looking up at the sky. "H-Hey Smooch!" He nervously shouted. He looked around when he heard the sound of wings flapping before he bounced when something large landed behind him which covered him in its shadow making him slowly look up.
"Smoohooch~" The Smooch cheered as she quickly grabbed and picked him up, nuzzling his cheek with hers.
"H-Hey there you." spoke Snap, still blushing. "Uh, miss me?"
"Smooch ooch~" she replied fluttering her eyes at him with him gulping and tried to steel his nerves.
"S-So, I guess you're all gung ho for getting hitched, right?"
"Smooch smooch~" She nodded her head, having a large smile on her face.
Snap took a deep gulp and tried to sound smooth and relaxed. "Well, I know this one church downtown that does real fast weddings."
In one fell swoop, the Smooch threw Snap in the air and caught him on her back as she flew towards the church. "Smoohooch!"
"Woah woah!" he cried out quickly clinging to her feathers while the three man below waved.
"Look at them go mon. Off to get hitched." Mahaha said.
"Brings a tear to the eye." Mohaha said, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Think we'll get invited to the reception?" Rica asked.
(10 Minutes Later)
Snap was standing at the end of the isle, sweating and shaking in fear as he watched the doors and the guests. "Oh jeez, almost all of my friends are here. I just thought this would be a quick, private wedding. W-Well at least Rudy and Penny aren't here." he muttered tugging at the collar while sweating up a puddle near his feet.
"Don't worry Snap, you'll be fine." reassured Blocky while wearing a bow tie.
"That's easy for you to say. You're not the one marrying a lustful, lipsticked, kissing obsessed bird!" He flailed his arms, sweating even more as he quietly shouted at his boxy friend.
"But aren't YOU the one who said yes?" he asked confused.
"Well yeah, but I-" he was cut off as the organ music started playing making them turn down the aisle and see the doors open with his jaw dropping.
The Smooch stood at the end of the aisle, wearing a white wedding dress that showed off her figure, especially her chest and hips. She strutted down the aisle, her hips slowly swaying from side to side as she got closer to her soon to be husband. Even though she was wearing a veil, Snap could tell she was seductively licking her lips and winking at him.
"Wow, she sure is a catch." whispered Blocky while closing Snap's mouth.
'O-Oh jeez, s-she's... she's... totally hot!' Snap thought as he continued to watch her as she walked up the stairs.
The Smooch took her final steps on the stairs and stood next to Snap, looking at their priest... who... is not there.
"Hey, where is he?" asked Blocky confused.
The church doors open and Rudy runs in, wearing a black robe he drew. "Sorry everyone, Biclops got pink eye so he asked me t-" He pauses as he sees Snap at the end of the aisle. "Snap? Is that you?"
"Rudy!?" he cried out in shock while Rudy saw The Smooch and went wide eyed.
"W-Wait, you're marrying the Smo-"
"Excuse us for a moment!" Snap quickly covered Rudy's mouth and took him into another room. He moved his hand away with Rudy looking confused.
"Snap, what's going on?"
"Well uh... I'm... marrying the... S-Smooch."
"I can see that, but... why?"
"Uh...well...it's complicated." he blushed rubbing the back of his head.
"You need me to draw something to get you out of this buddy?" Rudy asked, pulling out his magic chalk.
"No! No no no." Snap shook his head. "I'm the one who said yes so I gotta go through with it."
"Well... if you say so." Rudy shrugged as the two exited the room and went back to place to start the wedding. "Sorry about that everyone, we can get the wedding started now." Rudy pulled out some notes Biclops gave him to perform a quick wedding. "Ahem! We are gathered here today to bond the two hearts of Snap White and... the Smooch."
Snap nodded while The Smooch giggled with delight.
"Smooch, do you take Snap to be your beloved, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?"
"Smooch ooch."
"And Snap, do you take Smooch to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?"
"I most certainly do!"
"Then by the power invested in me by the laws of Chalkzone, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now, uh... kiss the bride." Rudy finished, stuttering a bit as he read the last part.
"Smooch smooch!" The Smooch cheered, fluttering her wings a little as she turned to Snap and lowered her head down for him, waiting for him to lift her veil.
Snap reached over as best as he could and rose the veil up, only to find him picked up by her wings. As he looked up, he saw the Smooch flutter her eyelashes at him and slowly pucker her huge, shiny red lips.
"Smooooooch~"
'I hope I don't start laughing.' he thought before closing his eyes nervously and puckered his own lips out, only to promptly feel her large lips cover his face and start kissing his whole face.
The crowd at first began to cheer, but then the loud sounds of slurping along with saliva flying everywhere caused them all to die down.
"I better get out of the splash zone..." Rudy made a quick getaway, using his notes at a shield from the drops of saliva.
The Smooch hummed and moaned with delight before pulling back with Snap's face covered in saliva and a bright red lipstick mark.
"Well... I'm not laughing..." Snap chuckled as he wiped the saliva and lipstick off his face.
"Smooch~" She nuzzled him happily, walking down the isle to the doors.
The crowd eventually started to clap and throw rice in celebration for the newly couple.
The Smooch gently put Snap on her back opened the church doors, flying through them and into the sky. Everyone went outside and watched them leave, continuing to cheer them on.
Snap this time managed to hold on and not cry out in fear at being dropped.
The Smooch spotted Snap's, or rather 'their' house. "Smooch smooch!" She pointed at it, tilting her head for Snap to look.
"Yeah! That's the one!" he yelled over the wind.
She immediately dived down towards it at lightning speed. When she came to a stop though, it was sudden and fluttered her wings to gently land, but Snap went down and crashed into the ground due to it. She instantly gasped and picked him up, cradling him in her wings. "Smooch smoo?" She worriedly asked.
"I'm...a-ok." he groaned trying to give a thumbs up.
She sadly cooed as she walked inside the house. Looking around she saw the couch and gently laid him down on it with a large pillow and blanket. "Smooch smoohooch?"
"Relax, I've gotten into way more rough stuff than a big fall."
She sighed in relief at that and gave him a big kiss on the head. "Mmmwah! Smooch!"
Snap let out a chuckle and blush while already imagining the kiss mark on his head. "So...I guess it's time for the honeymoon, eh?"
"Smooch smooch." she nodded while giggling and gave her lips a seductive lick. She slowly strutted to the other room, clearly showing off her legs and hips to her new husband as she did so.
Snap stared and felt his face turn red with a little steam leaving before seeing her tail feather round the corner and sat up feeling rejuvenated. 'Alright Snap, this is it. No backing away now. Go in there and show her what you're made of.'
He smacked himself a little, pumping himself up. 'I can do this!' He jumped off the couch and marched towards his bedroom, stopping and staring at the closed door. He raised his hand up and gave it a knock.
The door creaked open, revealing that Snap's room was completely different! His small, worn down bed was completely gone and replaced with a large, heart-shaped waterbed with several pink, thin curtains surrounded it. The entire room was filled with red scented candles that were lighting up the whole room. And laying on the bed was his wife, the Smooch, her red, heart-shaped puffing up as it laid against the bed, her two long, seductive legs sticking up from behind her, slightly swaying forward and back. Her eyes locked onto him, slowly fluttering and showing off her long eyelashes and mascara. She very slowly and seductively licked her plump, red lips. As her tongue slid across the soft surface, it left a light trail of saliva, glossing up her lips even more.
Snap himself blinked slowly before his eyes popped out of his head and zipped around the place while looking at the bird over and went back in his head, making him reel back and tug at his scarf. "W...Wow...you sure know how to redecorate."
Lifting up one of her wings, she slowly gestured him to come over, winking and puckering her lips at him. "Smooch smooch~"
The blue man smiled and zipped over and got on the bed on all fours. "So who goes first? Me or-"
Before he could finish the Smooch jumps on top of him, smooshing her lips against his and most of his face. She slightly tilted her head back and forth, wrapping her wings and legs around him.
'That was a stupid thing to ask.' he thought while trying to kiss back, but it was harder than it looked due to the size difference.
Suddenly to Snap's surprise, she pulled away from him.
He blinked while having a fresh lipstick mark over his face and looked at her confused. His eyes immediately bulged out of his head.
The Smooch was high above him, her backside turned around. Her tail feathers slowly lifted up and he could see her vagina.
"Smooch mooch~" she winked while spotting a bulge in his pants making her giggle. Using one of her wings she slowly pulled down his pants, causing his dick to pop out. This made the Smooch coo in awe and excitement.
"Heh heh, what can I say, I've got the balls that won't quit." he tried joking. 'Man is she eager.'
Without hesitation she slammed herself down onto him, his dick sliding all the way into her pussy. "SMOOOOOCH!" She screamed in pure pleasure.
"HOLY TOLEDO!" Snap yelled out feeling the sudden wet and warm snatch engulf his dick while seeing the bird shudder and let out a coo. "Y-You alright?"
"S-Smooch smoo!" After a few seconds of having his dick in her she started to slide herself up and down it.
Snap groaned from the move and groaned louder when she slid back down with him accidentally giving her rear a slap.
Her head perked up before turning her head back at him, giving him a flirtatious smirk.
"Sorry, my bad." he spoke before she shook her head.
"Smooch ooch~!"
"Oh, you...want me to do that again?"
The Smooch simply gave Snap a kinky growl, shaking her ass at him, awaiting for more pleasure.
"Well sure thing." he slapped her rear again making her moan with a smile. 'Wow, who knew she was into that.'
"Smooch~" She began to slide her self up and down his shaft, shaking her rear occasionally to receive a slap or two.
Snap groaned and slapped it when it came down while feeling her insides get hotter and could have sworn it was getting more moist and thought he heard the sound of 'muah', like her hole itself was kissing his dick.
The Smooch's bounces began to speed up, each one becoming more aggressive and needful. Her light cooing slowly shifted into loud, passionate moans. "Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!"
'O-Oh jeez, s-she's really not going easy on me! I-I don't know if I can keep up with her?!' Snap thought to himself as he loudly moaned, feeling himself getting closer and closer to cumming. 'She's... s-she's too... good at this!'
The large bird threw her head back while grinding her snatch against the dick making Snap grit his teeth.
He couldn't take it anymore and let go, his hot seamen escaped his body and entered hers. At the same time, her juices poured out of her, spraying all over Snap's crotch area.
"SMOOOOOOOCH!"
"AAAAAAHHH!"
Both their yells were enough to make the house shake while the sperm filled her up so much some of it dribbled down over Snap's cock. After what felt like an eternity to the two, both began to relax, their love liquids slowing down until they completely stopped. They panted with Snap looking blown away and The Smooch cuddling beside him.
'This... is the best decision... I ever made...' Snap thought to himself as he laid his head into his wife's puffy chest, falling asleep.
Said bird noticed and chuckled while patting his head before noticing his dick was still hard and licked her lips before leaning her beak down towards it.
Snap shot his head up as her lips made contact with his dick. 'W-Wait, i-is she going again?! Already?!' he thought before letting out a groan as his dick was engulfed completely by the lips and beak before feeling them move up and squeeze the tip before moving back down and felt her tongue swirling around it at the same time. 'O-Oh my god, and I thought her kisses on the lips were intense!'
His dick began to stiffen once again, making it much easier for the Smooch to slide her beak up and down on it. She hummed and sucked on it like a vacuum with Snap groaning as her tongue went so far as wrapping it around the girth.
The pleasure she was sending through his whole body was so invigorating, he unconsciously began to thrust.
Feeling this urged her on and she hummed which made his dick feel even better.
'H-her mouth is so warm... it feels... so... good...' He moaned in his mind as his thrusts began to speed up. "Holy cannoli! I'm gonna lose it!"
The Smooch giggled at her man's cries of pleasure and decided to go all out on him for a big finish. Her sucking, sliding, and tonguing became much more intense, going at speeds he didn't even know she could go. Her head looked like a blur and moved up and down like a woodpecker making Snap's eyes literally go cross and thrust upward faster.
'How is she-how did she-who is sheep?!' Snap's head began to spin as he became dizzy.
The Smooch hummed more and started to feel the dick twitching like mad.
'I-I can't take it a-anymore! I-I'm g-gonna...' "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Snap screamed to the heavens as he came.
The Smooch giggled as she slurped up the sperm straight from the dick like her beak was a straw.
Snap clenched the bed, as the intense feeling of his sperm gushing out of him continued. "Holy smokes! I'm getting sucked dry!"
The Smooch began to shake her ass in the air to the rhythm of her sucking as she swallowed each load of sperm Snap shot into her mouth. When it stopped spurting she pulled her beak off with a pop while leaving a lipstick mark on his groin as the blue man panted.
"O-O-Oh man... t-that was... e-even better... then... the f-first go..." he let out in a daze as The Smooch moved down to lay next to him and pulled him close against her chest while rubbing his head. "H-Heh... so... soft... Zzzz..." He sank into her large, soft chest, passing out from all their... 'activities.'
"Smooch~" she giggled while pecking him on the forehead and cuddled with him so they could rest.
(Epilogue)
Snap struggled to break free of his binding, but to no avail. He looked down to see an all too familiar face. Skrawl walked out from behind a wall, walking into the room and laughing at Snap.
"Well well well, looky here! No Master Tabuti, no magic chalk, no chance of escape? Looks like lady luck just isn't on your side today Snappy Boy." He pressed a button on a control pad, causing the roof to open and letting light in, revealing that Snap is tied to a rocket.
"You won't get away with this Skrawl!" he groaned as he struggled.
"Oh but I already have. With one little push here, you'll be on a one way trip to the sun. Make sure to bring me back a souvenir." he laughed before feeling a wing tap him on the head. "Huh?"
"Smooch smooch." growled The Smooch standing behind him with her wings on her hips while having a baby carrier on her chest that held an egg in it.
"What the?! No I did NOT order any eggs! I ordered a four course meal with shrimp, lobster, fondue, AND steak!"
"Heh, sorry to rain on your parade Skrawl, but that ain't the delivery bird... that's my wife..." Snap said with a wickedly smug smirk.
"Your what?!" he spoke before seeing the bird give him a harsh growl while he swore he saw her turning red. "U-Uh... is she... nice?"
"Oh yeah, she's a sweetheart... but uh, not to jerks who try to blast her hubby to the sun."
Skrawl gulped and suddenly found himself getting a high heel to the butt making him scream as he went flying through the opening like a rocket.
"Woohoo! That's my girl!" Snap cheered for her, kicking his feet in joy.
"Smooch ooch." she smiled moving over and untying him while picking him up and nuzzled her cheek against his. "Smooch mooch."
"Heh, I know I'm late for dinner, but you saw I was... 'tied up' at the time." he spoke as she held him in her arms and started walking out of the building. "So what are we having?"
"Smooch smooch smoochy shoohooch!" She cheered, but he's been with her so long he completely understands her.
"Sweet! My favorite."
She then leaned into his ear and whispered to him what's for dessert,' causing his face to turn beet red as she pulled back and winked at him.
"Woohoo! What are we waiting for? Let's go!" he spoke managing to scoop her up bridal style in his arms, managing to lift her with ease and zoomed down the street.