Crazy trouble with love part 8

Gaz and Zim

Series: Invader Zim

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GIR hummed as he skipped down the street carrying grocery bags while wagging his fake tail. He arrived one and kicked open the door. "I'M HOME!" He screamed.

"GIR! Quiet!" called Zim as the robot waddled in and closed the door using his foot. "I'm busy at work here!" the irken said while working on his PAK in the kitchen.

GIR tossed the bag on the counter and looked to his master. "Whatcha doin'? Are you makin' biscuits!"

"No GIR, I am not making biscuits. I'm making adjustments to my PAK."

"Didja break it huh! Didja?" he asked moving over and trying to look closely at the device making Zim push his face away.

"No I did not break it. As you are no doubt aware, an Irken's PAK acts as a backup brain, containing every memory and experience of its owner." Zim said to his robot underling.

"Oooh, it's like a TV." whispered GIR in awe making Zim roll his eyes.

"Unfortunately since we've been here for longer than I had originally anticipated, some of these disgusting human stink sacks are becoming suspicious of how I have not 'grown' in all the years I've been here."

"How long have we been here again?"

"Eight years GIR." he grumbled while tapping some of the circuits with his tool. "Eight stinking years and we have yet to come CLOSE to reducing this dirt ball into a proper planet ready to be conquered. And the tallests are putting Operation Impending Doom 2 on hold to deal with this so called 'Resistie' which opposes the great and mighty Irken empire!" he declared shaking a fist in the air.

"Ooooh, this calls for waffles!"cheered GIR jumping out of his dog costume and onto the table. "WAFFLES!"

"There is no time for waffles GIR." Zim said closing his PAK. "I have a more important matter to deal with, come GIR to the lab!" He called then walked over to the artificial toilet, stepped in, and pressed down on the flusher before the hidden elevator descended.

GIR ran over and jumped down the toilet ring and landed on top of Zim making the alien growl and shove him off while dusting himself off. "Weeeeh!"

They arrived in Zim's bio lab before walking in.

"Computer, progress report on Project Simulacrum."

[Project Simulacrum at 100%]

"Excellent." Zim smiled tapping his fingers together. "As much as this plan disgusts me down to my squeedlyspooch, I can no longer deny that it is a necessary evil for the greater good of the mission."

GIR looked over at a cylinder filled with liquid and a figure before dragging himself on his butt over and leaned over against the glass. "It's so squishy."

"Indeed GIR. So disgustingly squishy." Zim said clenching his fists and shuddered. "Computer, prepare pod for transfer." he said removing his PAK.

[I must advise against this plan, if you would simply consider holographic cloaking-]

"SILENCE!" Zim shouted. "My plan is the only sensible one, even if it makes me want to induce vomiting. It is THE ONLY WAY! Now do the thing!"

[Preparing second pod for transfer. One minute and counting.] The computer said as Zim plugged his PAK into a slot on the pod then went to another pod across from the other where two cables plugged into his back before the pod itself closed.

"GIR! Make sure my Irken body is safe and sound." he ordered through the glass. "Do this and there will be many burritos for you as a reward."

"Yes sir!" saluted the robot with his eyes and center turning red briefly before sitting down and wave at him. "Bye master!"

"GIR, I'll still be here, just in another- oh forget it." he deadpanned before electricity visibly coursed through the pod with Zim inside making GIR scream.

[Initiating brain transfer.] The computer said as GIR started rolling around the floor, still screaming his robotic head off.

"GIR! Silence!" Zim yelled back. "It's not even affecting- AHHHH IT HURTS! WHY DOES IT SUDDENLY HURT SO BAD! MY BRAIN! MY GLORIOUS ZIM BRAIN!"

[I tried to warn you.] remarked the computer as electricity lit up the first pod. A download bar appeared on the comm monitor before quickly filling up. [Transfer complete.] The computer said before GIR stopped screaming and looking oblivious.

The robot tilted his head before it turned all the way around as the first pod began to slowly open up and a wave washed over him up to his waist yet he did not show any sign of movement. He did however see movement from the pod followed by a groan.

"Well that was the single most horrible experience of my life." came what sounded like Zim's voice as the figure tried to move, only to fall out of the pod face first. It was a human with long black hair and.

"You're naked!" GIR laughed pointing at him.

"Yes GIR, I can see that." groaned the human pushing himself up and opened his eyes to reveal they were ruby colored. He looked at his arms and stuck his tongue out. "Bleh! These are what human arms are like? They're so...disgusting!" he then stood up and was a little surprised. "Woah!...hey, I'm so tall. The floor looks so far down from here."

"Hi! I'm GIR!" spoke the robot waving his arm. "What's your name?"

"Quiet GIR, can you not see that I am reveling in my tallness!" smirked Zim looking down. "So this is what it means to be tall. It feels...it feels...it feels like I'm on top of this puny insignificant world! But I'm curious, computer! Has it always been so quiet in here? It seems quieter in here."

"Wow, you sound just like my master! But he was real small, and green!"

[In regards to the question, yes. It has always been this quiet.]

"Huh...oh well." he shrugged while trying to walk on shaky legs. "I will need time to use these long legs, but being the same height as the Tallest is already proving to be useful. Oh I wonder how they'll react when they see I'm as tall as them, they might make me a Tallest right away!" He grinned.

[Perhaps you should get dressed first?]

Zim looked at his body and groaned. "I forgot, these filthy earthlings require clothing used from animal hair. Remind me after I conquer it to put an end to all those creatures. And seriously, it's really been this quiet all the time? I could have sworn I heard this occasional buzzing noise."

[For how long?]

"Since my birth."

[... Request permission to examine your irken body, and your PAK.]

"Why?" he raised an eyebrow. "Are you insinuating there's something wrong with the mighty Zim's brain?"

[Just a simple diagnostic to busy myself while you learn to control your new body.]

"Oh, okay, knock yourself out." he waved off while a scanner moved over to Zim's body and scanned it while he looked between it and the human one. "Wow, I WAS small. Like really small, hey wait, was I shorter than every other Irken? How did I not realize that!?"

[Your arrogance is what I would guess.]

"Hey! Who's the master here!?"

[Diagnostic complete. PAK status: damaged.]

"Eh? Damaged? What do you mean? I just tuned it up."

[Repeat, PAK status: damaged. The problem appears to be in Personality Processing Unit.)

"What is wrong with my PPU?"

"HEEHEEHEEHEE, you said Peepee." Giggled GIR.

[It's casing is corroded and thus small surges from your recharging cell have been affecting it. Which would explain the buzzing sounds, as well as sudden outbursts in temperament.]

"ZIM DOESN'T HAVE A TEMPER!" Zim shouted at his computer.

[I rest my case. Maybe taking this body out and clearing your head will actually be good for you. And maybe get a haircut while you're at it.]

"That I can agree with. How can these filthy humans go around with this annoying stuff hanging down their head?" Zim gagged. "So... disgusting."

"Does this mean I get tacos?" asked GIR.

"Later GIR. Just stay here and watch the base." Zim ordered making GIR pout. "In the meantime, I must cover this human body with clothing." he said and marched out of the room. "Along with trimming this FILTHY hair."

(Later)

"These human clothes are so itchy!" he said wearing the outfit worn by his robot father while walking down the street. "It will have to do until I synthesize more appropriate garments." he grumbled scratching at his chest and back. "This vial human body had better be worth the trouble."

He rounded a corner and scratched at his legs before he noticed someone familiar coming down the opposite street. And in that moment he froze.

It was Gaz currently jogging, wearing short black shorts and a matching tank top that hugged her F size chest that bounced as she ran while listening to something with earbuds that were hooked up to a purple mp3 player.

Zim suddenly felt an overpowering sensation he had never felt before. He found himself staring as she went past and found his eyes scanning her all over. Time slowed down as his gaze remained locked on her perfect hourglass frame before she passed him and his eyes trailed down to her rear. His jaw was hanging open while seeing her round the corner before shaking his head and snapped out of it. "What was that?"

Some time later Zim was sitting in a barber's chair getting his haircut while ranting about the new sensation.

"I have never felt such a rush of feeling before. The minute I set my eyes upon her my hands were sweaty, I couldn't think straight, and my innards twisted every which way! What was that sensation?! Tell Zim now!" he ordered as the barber just nodded with his eyes closed.

"Well sir, it sounds to me like you got yourself a crush." replied the barber.

"A crush! Does Zim need to have it removed?"

"No no, it means you feel happy when you see this girl."

"Zim already described his experience, he does not need to hear it twice." Zim said as the barber snipped more hair.

"Well if you like this girl, tell her how you feel, be open. But I would advise getting new clothes, maybe ones from this century." The barber said before laughing historically for a moment before his expression turned neutral.

"Open? You mean Zim should open his chest cavity?"

"No silly, I mean be honest about how you feel about her. Honesty is always the best policy. Ask her to go out with you, if it works out she might let you go all the way, and that's when you'll feel really good." He said taking some gel and put it in Zim's hair.

"Much of what you say perplexes me, head groomer, but Zim thinks he understands." he remarked tapping his chin.

"Atta boy. All done."

Zim was handed a mirror and saw the hair was much shorter than before, and spiked upwards making him nod. "Much better, now I will not have to worry about those filthy strands blocking my view." He said jumping out of his seat. "I bid you good day."

"Hey wait, you have to pay."

"Uh, put it on my tab?" Zim spoke

"...okay then, come again soon." he waved with a stupid smile making Zim walk away with a smirk.

"Inferior humans, so simple and foolish. Zim triumphs yet again!" he said before going back home. "Computer, begin synthesizing new attire for Zim's inferior human puppet body! Something that goes with Zim's new tallness."

[Scanning earth internet for appropriate attire.] The computer said before the TV turned on and cycled through various images that reflected in Zim's eyes.

"Zim shall blend in with these accursed humans with his new clothing!" he said before the screen beeped and he smiled at what he saw.

(The next day)

The Membrane siblings walked to High Skool side by side.

"I'm telling you Gaz, today is the day. I'm gonna call Zim out for the evil alien he is and every one will believe me." Spoke Dib wearing a black leather jacket over a green shirt with a UFO on it, blue jeans and black boots with three grey straps on them.

"Sure, whatever you say. Keep that up and you might finally get that one way trip to the happy place I keep wishing for." spoke Gaz, wearing a long sleeved grey and black shirt with a hole at the top showing off cleavage and short enough to show off her belly with short purple stockings under a black skirt, G-string straps poking out the top at her hips and black steel toed boots with her staring at her portable game system while walking. "I heard they just got new padding."

"You know, it wouldn't kill you to at least try and pretend to be supportive. Besides think about it, Zim hasn't changed in eight years and everyone is starting to notice so today I'm gonna pull that wig off him and show everyone what he's hiding."

"And it only took you several years to come up with that? You must be a genius." she remarked sarcastically.

"At least I'm doing something productive with my life, all you do is sit around and play video games and eat pizza." deadpanned Dib making his sister open an eye and look at him. "but Honestly, I'm kinda jealous. Usually if I ate pizza all the time I'd end up huge, but you? It's like your body burns it all off in a single mile of jogging. Think I could check what your DNA is like later on?"

"No." She said looking back at her game.

"But seriously Gaz, what are your plans for the future? Do you even have a life goal or are you just going to ride mine and dad's coat tails all your life?"

"I'm probably gonna do what some girls do nowadays." she replied making her brother go wide eyed.

"What?! Gaz, I get it seems easy, but you'd literally be gawked at by men! Not to mention the dangers you'd put yourself into every night!"

She raised an eyebrow. "I meant live stream myself playing video games in my underwear to make guys watch. What did you think I meant?"

"Uh...hey look we're here!" spoke Dib looking at the High Skool with a chuckle. "See ya later, better keep your ears open, because the moment the truth comes out, it'll be the talk of the skool."

"Whatever." she ignored him and went up the steps while getting a bonus level unlocked.

Dib was starting to visualize how he would do it. Oh so many wonderful ways it would go down dancing in his mind.

"Hey is that a new kid?" Spoke a random student.

"I think so, I never seen him around here."

Dib returned to reality and looked over at where the others were looking. There was indeed a new kid with spiky black hair, a red coat with thin black stripes that reached down to his shins, black pants, black boots, fingerless gloves, and a black shirt with a familiar red symbol that made Dib's jaw drop. "No."

'These humans are so simple I will be laughing for years after they are enslaved.' Zim thought. "Behold fellow students! Gaze upon the glory that is Zim!"

"ZIM!" yelled Dib pushing his way through the crowd with a frown. "What's going on here? What happened to you!?"

"What's wrong Dib, haven't you ever heard of a growth spurt?" Zim smiled smugly putting his hand in his coat pockets.

"Growth spurt my ass! Look at you! The other day you couldn't come up to my kneecaps, and still had a disguise that was pathetic, but now you're the same height as me!"

"Yes, remarkable it's it? I woke up this morning and it was like... I was in a whole new body." he smirked with a knowing look making Dib narrow his own. "After all, nature sure is funny like that, for us humans."

"I think my cousin had a growth spurt once." Another random student from the crowd spoke before the rest started muttering.

"Oh for the love of Pete people! This isn't a growth spurt! Zim just did some weird experiment to fool you all! I'll bet this is some new kind of disguise. Watch, this nose will come right off!" He reached out and pinched Zim's nose and tried yanking it off."

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Unhand Zim's nose!" he let out with it not coming off.

"Wow, this is really stuck on there, but just watch! It'll come off...any...second...now!"

"Release my proboscis this instant." He said smacking Dib's hand away.

"Alright, so you put a convincing nose on, but I'll bet you still have the same cheap wig like always." he said before yanking at Zim's hair.

"Yeow!"

"Wow, this thing is really on there." remarked Dib before pulling tighter. "But it'll come off!"

"Get off me you lunatic!" cried Zim waving his arms around then shoved Dib to the ground. "Really Dib, hair pulling? You fight like a girl." Zim said knowing well enough it was an insult to a male's masculinity to say that.

"Hey Did does fight like a girl." A jock said before the other students started laughing.

"At least I don't sound like one!" Dib countered pointing at Zim.

"Well as long as we're on the topic...how's your sister doing?"

"What?" spoke Dib, caught off guard. "What does Gaz have to do with this?"

"I happen to catch her jogging yesterday, and I must say, it was quite the show." he remarked with a grin with Dib narrowing his eyes.

"What did you just say?" he questioned clenching his fists.

"I can't decide whether it was better when she was coming or going." Zim said. In truth he didn't really know the meaning of what he was saying, he heard those phrases some time ago and figured it was a compliment.

Dib gritted his teeth with his fists shaking. "Zim, shut your trap right now, or else. No one talks about my sister like that, not even to my face."

"What? Zim is merely saying the truth." the alien said, only to hear Dib let out a yell as he lunged and tackled Zim down who suddenly found Dib punching him in the face over and over.

"No one calls Gaz a slut! You hear me!? No one!"

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" chanted the crowd of kids as Zim tried to shove Dib off him who looked livid.

Zim moved his foot to kick Dib off and jumped to his feet. "Zim does not know how you came to that conclusion, but he will crush you with his tall body of tallness!" he called out before hearing the Skool bell ring. "After Skool of course." He turned and started walking to the entrance with the other students leaving Dib growling in anger.

It was after the first few classes when free period started and the boy regrouped with his sister. "You wouldn't believe what he was saying about you Gaz."

"Oh yeah?" She replied uninterested as she was playing her game while sitting on the floor.

"He said he saw you jogging the other day, and had the nerve to call you a slut!"

"Really he said those words exactly?"

"Well not exactly… just that it was 'quite a show' and how he wasn't sure if it was better when you were coming or going."

"How interesting. Hey, what do think sounds good for dinner tonight?"

"Gaz, how are you not bothered by this? He basically smeared your name and you're not the least bit upset?"

She paused her game and stood up before looking at her brother. "Look Dib, you may care what other people think about you. But me, I don't give a fuck. I don't jog to keep my figure, I jog to get out of the house and away from your constant ramblings about the supernatural. Yes I know demons are real, yes I know aliens are real, and speaking as a victim of your meddling with it, I am painfully aware that magic is real. However I don't want to hear it constantly spilling from your mouth like a faucet opened all the way. In short if Zim was gawking at me yesterday, it's because of you."

"But Gaz he-"

"I don't need you to defend me Dib." She interrupted. "I have thick enough skin to take any insults people throw at me. And trust me, I've heard plenty. Emo freak, game nerd, even dairy cow."

"Gaz, I...I just don't like it." he spoke looking down and making a fist. "I know we're not the closest of siblings, but that doesn't mean I don't get angry when someone insults you like that. I don't wanna be like some brothers who would just ignore it, and then regret it later on because I didn't do anything."

"Dib, did you ever consider maybe Zim doesn't know what he was saying? That maybe he just picked it up somewhere and just repeated it. Let's face facts, Zim may be an alien but he's not exactly social."

Dib opened his mouth, then closed it while pondering that and held his chin. "Huh, you...do make a good point. Maybe he DID just pick it up from somewhere and was just speaking out his ass."

"Exactly, now if you'll excuse me I have a free period and I'm not going to waste it talking to you." she remarked as she started a new game with Dib stepping back.

"Alright, see ya later." he said waving to her before he left.

Neither was aware that Zim was spying on them from around the corner. "Finally that annoying wart on the face of society Dib is leaving."

"Hey Zim." Spoke Chunk, now a burly teenager, as he walked up to Zim.

"If you plan to inflict pain upon Zim, Chunk, can it wait until later? I'm busy." He said before looking back to Gaz.

"Actually I wanted to know where you got that coat. Looks straight up baller." Chunk said before following Zim's gaze. "Are you spying on Gaz."

"Of course not! I am merely...observing...her infernal gaming device from a safe distance. No telling what those things could do to the mighty Zim's magnificent mind."

"No need to lie to me man, totally get it. Every guy wants to catch that prize. I mean look at her. Hourglass body, huge breasts, great ass, she's the total package. But every guy that hits on her...well I'd rather not talk about it."

"Hmm, Zim will admit, this Gaz does appear to have some qualifications that would catch many filthy, human's eyes." he muttered to himself as Gaz growled from her game needing a recharge and stood up. "Lately even I find myself coveting her for my own."

"You're gonna be out of luck dude. No guys been lucky to get even close to tapping that ass." Chunk said as Gaz went to her locker.

"Fortune favors the bold my friend," he said stepping out of his hiding place. "I'm going in."

"You're gonna crash and burn man." Chunk said as Zim started walking towards Gaz.

After retrieving her game charger Gaz closed her locker and was about to head off to find an outlet before Zim's hands slammed against the lockers trapping her, surprising her and shocking a few other students nearby who froze completely in shock. She narrowed her eyes to the alien with her usual expression with a smidge more annoyance. "What do you want Zim?"

"Zim... wants you." he said.

"Excuse me?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Zim...desires you. Every time I look upon you I feel an overpowering sense of want! Even the mighty Zim cannot fight such a sensation! Just looking upon your shapely form is like a drug and Zim wants more. I wish to go... 'all the way' with you."

Everyone gasped and was stunned speechless, thinking him either insane, suicidal, or even both. However no matter how one looked at it they were sure he was going to die by Gaz's hand.

Said girl herself kept her usual expression while everyone waited for her to slug him, or worse. Yet despite what horrifying thoughts were running through their minds, none were prepared for what happened next.

"Ok." she said with a smirk.

Jaws dropped and minds were blown, for some the latter was more literal than figurative. Several students fell down while Zim smirked in victory.

"But let's get a few things straight, first off: back it up." She said poking on his chest to put some distance between them.

Zim took a few steps backwards.

"Second: we're not doing it here, you'll have to wait until after Skool, Romeo."

"Who is this 'Romeo'? Zim is Zim."

"Third: if you want to get into my pants you'll have to impress me. I'll be by your place at around seven, sharp. Order a pizza, pepperoni."

"Ha! Zim will do more than that and order two." he smirked with his arms crossed.

"Sure why not. See you at seven." She said before she left.

Zim puffed out his chest and walked back to chunk who had his mouth agape. "I'd say that went rather well."

"Dude...that was awesome!" Chunk blurted. "I mean you got balls of steel man. I had no idea it was seriously that easy to score with Gaz Membrane!"

"Please, nothing is impossible when it comes to Zim. You just need to be forward and say what you want." he laughed while walking off and felt victorious.

"Huh, never thought of that." He spoke before looking in another direction. "Hey Zita, wanna fuck!?" this was answered with a book hitting him in the face, hard. "OW!"

"Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark." Zim winced. "Anyways, Zim must be off."

(Later)

Gaz walked down the steps of the skool while hearing numerous kids whisper and turn to her. Nothing but unimportant gossip in her opinion.

"I can't believe it, Gaz actually agreeing to sex?"

"And with Zim?!"

"I always knew she was easy."

"All he had to do was straight up ask her? What a slut."

"Hey Gaz." Spoke a teenage Carl stepping in front "When you're done with Zim how about you come by my place and I'll show you what a real man feels." He said leaning in close to her.

She didn't look up from her game as she stopped. "You're in my way, puzz off." she said before going around.

"Hey come on." He said grabbing her wrist causing her input the wrong command on her game and fail the level.

Gaz gritted her teeth and stopped before opening an eye at him before grabbing his arm back in a tight grip and suddenly slammed him on the ground while stepping on his back, pulling his arm back in a grip making him scream in pain. "You made me die. Do you know how long it took me to get this far? You will PAY!" Shouted making the birds in nearby trees fly away in panic but didn't get far before bursting into flames.

"H-Hey, what are you-AHHHHH!" he screamed out as Gaz gave a hard tug on his arm, followed by a loud crack making the nearby teens cringe.

"Try grabbing me with a dislocated arm, hold that thought." she raised her foot after letting go and slammed it down on the arm, making it bend and made him scream bloody murder. "Make that dislocated and broken."

Her onslaught didn't end there, the other teens watched in horror as she inflicted unspeakable pain and agony on the ignorant boy. It was so intense those of weaker constitutions lost their lunch. When it was over Gaz walked off for home playing her game like nothing happened while Carl laid there twitching and looking like hell.

The Skool doors burst open and Dib jumped out. "Gaz!" he called, but froze at the sight of Carl. "Ugh, oh my god….just….just...ugggh." he shuddered. "Someone call an ambulance for crying out loud!"

The other teens looked at each other before they whipped out their phones and started taking pictures making Dib groan and facepalm.

"What did I even expect? If you want something done you have to do it yourself." he grumbled whipping out his phone.

Later after making sure Carl was okay, Dib ran after his sister. "Gaz wait!"

Said girl had just reached the front porch of their home when did called and turned to her brother. "What? I'm busy here." she said to her brother as he tried catching his breath.

"Is...what...I...heard...true?" he questioned. "God I'm out of shape."

"Is what true?"

"You and Zim!"

"Oh, yeah, what about it?" she questioned opening the door.

"How could you agree to go out with him Gaz?! He's an alien?!" Dib shouted as he and his sister walked in the house

"Well at least he was upfront about what he wanted." She said before a drone with a screen flee up an projected a video image of their father.

"Welcome home kids, I left this message to tell you that I won't be home tonight so you'll have the house yourselves tonight."

"No duh." muttered Dib rolling his eyes.

"You know the rules, no parties, no friends over, no undead, and most importantly, NO BOYS!" he yelled out while Gaz casually made the screen flip backwards as she walked past it.

"I still can't believe you Gaz!" Dib said following her. "How could you just...just...say yes!? From what I heard he literally said he wanted you for your body, and the way he had you trapped against the lockers I expected you'd drive your boot into his spaceman balls."

"Most guys who hit on me put on an act just to get me in bed." she replied going to the fridge to get some milk. "At least Zim went ahead and was upfront and got to the point than waste my time with stupid and cheesy pick up lines. Plus I kinda have a thing for assertive guys."

"Since when!?" he cried out grabbing his hair while his sister poured herself a glass.

"Since puberty, duh. I may be short-tempered, creepy, dark, cynical, and antisocial. But I'm also a girl who has needs, such as indulging in the pleasures of the flesh."

Dib looked at her slack jawed as she sipped from her glass and facepalmed hard enough to make a handprint. "It's like you don't get the down side to this."

"You're just saying that because you haven't gotten laid yet." she remarked bluntly making him blush.

"T-That's not the least bit true! I'm more worried about just what he could do! He could use you in who knows what sick and twisted experiment! Or worse! Implant hundreds of alien eggs in you and turn you into a breeding machine to make his own personal army!"

"If it makes you feel better I'll take your old alien cuffs, okay?" she raised an eyebrow. "That way if he IS up to something, I can just restrain him and you won't have a hernia, will that make you quit making such a big deal of it?"

Dib was well aware his sister had the skills to take care of herself seeing as how she was already a master of various martial arts, could quickly master any device she got her hands on, and even make any electronics around her go haywire. "Gah! Okay fine, the cuffs are in my nightstand drawer, but take some protection with you." he said as she put her empty glass in the sink

"I don' t need you to lecture me about safe sex, Dib." she spoke walking out

"I meant the taser next to my cuffs!" he cried out shaking his head. "But yeah, make sure to bring some of those too!"

"What a whiner." She muttered going into her brother's room. She went over to the nightstand and got the cuffs out and next the taser. She was about to close it when she saw her brothers journal with the irken symbol on it. Clearly it was the entirety of her brothers knowledge of Zim and his race. "Hmm, guess it wouldn't hurt to read up a little."

After snatching it and putting it away she headed downstairs. "I'm taking your journal on Zim, Dib. Gonna need something to talk about on my date."

"No don't! He can't find out all the things I've jotted down about him or he might use that against me!" Dib objected running up and trying to take the journal from her.

She raised an eyebrow before grabbing his wrist and easily pulled it behind his back making him cry out. "Even if he does find out, it'll be stuff he should already know, now don't cut me off like that again, got it?"

"Y-Yes! I got it!" He let out nearly breaking into tears.

"Good, also you still have Tak's ship right? Well you're going to tell me all it's current functions."

Later both brother and sister were in the garage with Gaz sitting in the cockpit

"So you're telling me this thing has more computational power than Zim's entire base?" She questioned looking at the controls. "And it can copy a person's personality?"

"Heck yeah, apparently it can scan your brain and incorporate the data into it's AI. But you have to stop it before it scans too much or it will think it is you. Like that time I tried. Poor thing couldn't take being me so it erased my personality completely."

"If only it was that easy to get rid of the real you." She said before she began typing.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to program my personality into this thing." She replied.

"What?! Gaz are you mad?!" Dib exclaimed.

"No." She said before looking at her brother with an almost unsettlingly happy look. "I'm gonna end the human race."

Dib's jaw hit the floor, literally, and stared at his sister with shock and didn't stop her as she typed away. "End the human race? Pardon my French, but WHAT THE HELL, GAZ!?"

"What? It's not that hard to understand. People are just...wrong, did you know in 2020 Donald Trump legalized incest to get more votes?"

"Can we please not bring that up? It wasn't exactly america's finest years." groaned Dib rubbing the bridge of his nose. "It lead to so many people boning their own brothers and sisters. Who would want that?"

(Meanwhile)

A Dib and Gaz from another universe both sneezed at the same time while naked and in bed at night.

(Back to the story)

"It also lead to inbreeding, haven't you noticed a lot of people are incredibly stupid or have gross growths and/or deformities?"

"Ignoring the obvious helps me keep my lunch down."

"It's because of the inbreeding Dib. All the screwed up dna got passed down to the next generation and the next."

"I know how that stuff works Gaz. It's basic biology."

"Really, then can you answer me this question. How is it a scientist who's never been married except to his work have two kids?"

"Uh...well...maybe mom was one of the lucky ones who didn't have messed up DNA."

"Dib, be honest. When was the last time we even heard dad talk about our mom?" Gaz questioned. "Here's a hint, never."

"Gaz, what does that have anything to do with what you just said?" he frowned.

"Alright Dib, let me put it in shorter words. I'm gonna download my personality into the ship and do some research. Then I'm going to go over to Zim's, eat pizza, see if he can actually get me in bed, and then I'm going to lend a hand in him taking over this ruined planet. Why? Because every single second of having to deal with all those idiots and inbred bastards is something that only video games can help me ignore. Think of it like that old movie they made decades ago. The one with people killing everyone to reduce the population.

"You mean The Purge?"

"No, the fifth sequel."

"Yeesh!" Dib cringed.

"Now if you'll excuse me." Gaz pressed a button on the controls before a headset came up and placed itself on her head and two drill like prods going in the holes on the sides.

"Gaz I can't let you do that." frowned Dib. "As much as people are becoming nothing but idiots who can't see the blindly obvious in front of them, they're still humans like you and me!"

"No, not like us Dib." Gaz said before the process started, yet unlike Dib's first experience Gaz was unfazed.

Light flashed from the garage as the camera zooms out. It went over to Zim's house with said Irken walking in with his chest still puffed out.

"Computer, how do I look?" Zim asked.

[By human standards you look fine.]

"Excellent! Ensure an order is sent out to the filthy human restaurant that serves that disgusting greasy food known as pizza, two of them, pepperoni! To be delivered here before seven."

[Affirmative, however it would be best to return to your irken body.]

"Nonsense! I feel perfectly fine. Why would I want to give up being tall when I am this close to claiming the Gaz girl for my own?"

[Recent data indicates that if you remain in the Simulacrum body for too long you may be unable to transfer your brain back to your original irken body.]

"What?! NOOO! Why did you not tell this to Zim sooner?! I cannot be trapped in this stink shell forever! How much time do I have!?"

[Estimated time: nine earth hours.]

"Then Zim shall return to his body! He said and started to march towards the kitchen before suddenly catching his reflection in the TV screen and stopped. He looked at it and gave his face a feel. "On second thought, nine hours is a long time. I'll return to my glorious Irken body in, oh...an hour before my time is up."

[Master, I would highly advise against it.]

"Oh be quiet you, how about being a little positive!"

[...your hair is looking shorter than before.]

"Thank you for noticing. I combed it back a little." he smirked while GIR walked in carrying a stack of freshly made waffles.

"I MADE WAFFLES! You want some!?"

"No GIR! I'm not going to get sick like last time! And come to think of it, you have ruined a few of my plans in the past, not to mention there was that time you got us horribly lost in the city after removing your own guidance systems box, that time with the bacon in my soap creating that zit, and that horrible experience when you ended up getting your brain transferred into the central hub and took the hose for a joy ride."

"I was a doghouse."

"Hmm... perhaps it would be best if I shut you off so this night will go off without incident."

GIR munched on the waffles, dripping syrup down to the floor, as Zim walked over and popped his head open. "But I don't wanna nap!" The robot whined before Zim switched him off. He dropped the waffles and fell back with Zim nodding. "Computer, clean up this mess."

[Right away.]

Later that night Gaz walked to Zim's house. She was still playing on her gaming console while ringing the doorbell. However the ones to open the door were not Zim, but his robot parents.

"Welcome home son."

Gaz raised an eyebrow before Zim ran up and pulled them back.

"Get in here you two! he growled shoving them to the side and smiled. "Welcome human Gaz, to the humble dwelling of Zim."

She entered and saw the house was no different than the other times she'd been inside. "Jeez Zim, ever heard of redecorating?"

"Zim sees no reason to change the insides as they are."

"Whatever." She said before sitting down on the couch.

"You'll be happy to know that your pizzas aee here, cooling in the kitchen."

"Don't you mean OUR pizzas?" Gaz questioned. "I'd look like a pig eating two all by myself."

"Oh! You wish for Zim to eat some as well?"

"Duh. Hey, your computer thing controls everything in here right?"

"Of course. It runs every single thing that Zim requires."

"Hey, computer guy, how about a coffee table?" Gaz spoke.

Silence.

"Hello? Did you hear me?"

[Yes, but my programming is to follow Zim's direct orders. Every single one.]

"Guessing it's not all sunshine and rainbows huh?"

"There are no such things in Zim's house right now, what do you mean?"

[See what I have to put up with?]

"It's actually not as mind numbingly dumb compared to what I have to deal with."

After Zim made his computer make a coffee table, he went to the kitchen and retrieved the pizzas.

"So Zim, tell me. What's it like to be human?"

"If I had known this is what it felt to be tall, Zim might have considered it so many years ago. The only downsides are that this body requires constant trips to the bathroom and itches in places Zim can only assume are inappropriate to scratch in polite company."

"Good, you're learning fast. If you scratched in front of me, I wouldn't even be here Gaz said taking a slice. "So let me ask, were you ever sweet on someone before me?"

"Sweet? Zim is not sweet, he is destruction incarnate!"

"I mean, was there ever a girl back on your home planet you felt the same way you do me?" She questioned taking a bite

"Ah you mean the crush thing. No, Zim has never felt such emotions until the brain transfer."

"Brain transfer? I thought you just put human DNA in yourself or something."

"Oh no. Zim would never defile his mighty Irken body with inferior genetic code. No offense of course." He said taking a slice for himself.

"Trust me, you're spot on. Except my genes are actually clean and not fucked up like everyone else. Truth be told, I'm not even a real human, neither is Dib."

"Huh?" Zim blinked at her, now confused. "Wait...does this mean Zim was right? Yes! I knew that Dib monkey was some sort of cyborg!"

"He wishes he was a cyborg. No, actually we're clones." she remarked biting the pizza again with Zim raising an eyebrow. "See my Dad was put on this experiment to bring back extinct species through cloning. He used his own DNA, mixed it with some rando's DNA, and… well that's the story of my brothers birth."

"WAIT, if the Dib monkey is your father's clone, then what about you?"

"Funny story, Dib's head was so freakishly huge they decided to try again, but apparently this creepy 1old rich lady caught wind of the experiment and paid my dad and his team to make a clone to be the heir to her fortune, but while I was still gestating she kicked the bucket and everything she owned was either stolen, seized, or given to charity. Dad used his own DNA to make me too so he took me home and raised me.

"Interesting, your birth is almost no different than Zim's. I still remember the day I emerged from my gestation tube in the Smeetery."

"So your whole race are grown instead of birthed?"

"Oh yes it's much more efficient."

Time went on and the two swapped stories until all that's left of the pizza's were the crusts.

"And after six whole months of GIR singing that horrid 'Doom Song' nonstop we finally arrived at earth."

"Why not just shut him off?"

"I did...but the quiet became unbearable." he groaned. "Not to mention my ship didn't have a working stasis pod to have me rest in, so my choices were VERY limited. So what do you think of the glorious life of the Irken Invader Zim!?"

"Honestly...you're kinda pathetic." she replied making him delfate his shoulders and look at her confused.

"Eh?"

"I've seen what you can do Zim, what you're capable of. Yet despite all your skills, you let these Tallest dweebs tell you what to do."

Zim gasped in horror and pointed at her. "Do not speak ill of the Tallests! The Tallests are the almighty and all powerful in the entire Irken empire! Calling them 'dweebs' would get you sent directly into a black hole."

"I see...hey you got a working toilet in this place or just that fake one in the kitchen?"

"Down in the lab."

"Great." She said standing up. "Oh, and could you maybe tell your computer to follow my orders, you know to give me directions down there."

"Of course. Computer, listen to what she says down in the lab."

[But master I-]

"You heard him, you answer to me." Gaz said to the Computer.

[...yes ma'am.]

Once Gaz was in the halls of the lower levels she looked at all the various doors. "Okay Computer, where's Zim's Irken body? And don't give me any lip."

[Well technically speaking his body is currently being held in the transfer pod he used before.]

"Which is WHERE?"

[...two doors down and to the left.]

"And is there a way to contact his leaders from there?"

[Yes?]

"Perfect." She said with a dark grin.

(Aboard The Massive)

"Ahh, another glorious day, and another bag of snacks." smiled Red munching on what looked like chips.

"Yeah nothing better than salty snacks on a peaceful day." Purple replied happily.

"Incoming transmission, from earth." Spoke a communications officer.

"And now it's ruined." groaned Red dropping his bag. "What could Zim possibly want now?"

The monitor turned to static, instead of Zim in was Gaz who contacted them.

"WAH!" Purple screamed after first seeing the girl. "It's hideous! It's... horrible!"

"You ain't exactly a looker yourself bug boy." she remarked making Red snicker with Purple frowning.

"It's not wrong. Alien lifeform, identify yourself."

"My name is Gaz Membrane, a native of Earth. I'm calling from Zim's base."

"Wait, Earth? Are you one of those 'hoomuns'?" asked Red with a raised eyebrow. "What are you doing in an Irken base?"

"I knew Zim was incompetant, but this takes the cake." whispered Purple.

"Quiet, maybe he brought it in as a test subject. Ugly Earth hoomun, where is Zim?"

"Zim can't talk right now, he's a little... out of it." She said stepping showing them his Irken body.

"What? You mean he was beaten? By a hoomun?" asked Red before facepalming. "I told you we should have atomized him sooner, but nooo, you didn't listen. Now someone else has gotten to him first."

"Hey, I'm just as upset here, I wanted to drop him in a pit of slaughtering rat people and watch him get torn to shreds." Purple countered.

"Are you two bozos done?" asked Gaz crossing her arms. "I know Zim is a pain, but he's one of your elite soldiers, right?"

"Uh...is that what he told you?"

"No I just figured that was the case."

Both tallests looked at her in confusion for a few moments before looking to each other. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Gaz raised an eyebrow seeing the two lean against each other, laughing their heads off with almost all of the other Irkens there doing the same. Some fell out of their seats while others had tears in their eyes. One irken was kicking and beating his fists against the floor. "What's so funny?"

"Y-Y-You think that Zim is one of our Elite?!" Red questioned.

"Yes."

"O-Oh man! That's a good one! Ahahahaha!" laughed Purple.

Red calmed down and looked to Gaz. "Zim isn't even a real Invader anymore, not since he ruined operation Impending Doom 1 and nearly destroyed our entire civilization. After that we had him re-encoded as a food service drone and banished him to the fast food planet Foodcourtia."

"Then why is he here on Earth?"

"Zim's like a cockroach, you just can't get rid of him." Purple answered. "When he heard about Operation Impending Doom 2 he 'quit' being banished and came right up to use to give him an assignment."

"We humored his delusional little fantasy of still being and invader and sent him your way assuming he'd just drift off into space never to be seen again. We even gave him an old robot we pulled out of the trash and filled its head with pocket junk. Yet by some miraculous coincidence he managed to find his way to your planet."

"So you let one of your own end up on his own to some random planet just to get him out of your hair?"

"Antenna." red corrected. "And technically he's supposed to be in exile. We tried to get rid of him in other ways, but-"

"HE JUST WON'T DIE!" Purple screeched. "We tricked him into going to a boot came on Hobo 13. We placed bets on how he would die but he's either incredibly resorsefull or the luckiest little bastard in the entire galaxy."

"What he said." remarked Red. "He somehow even escaped getting sent into a sun, even when the ship's controls were locked! And there was this other time we tried to send him a crate of malfunctioning robots to destroy him, but he ended up getting a Megadoomer mech that was supposed to go to invader Tenn."

"And neither of you thought it'd be just simpler to shoot him in the head?"

"You really don't know much about Irken anatomy do you?"

"No, but even I know it can't be that hard to kill one of your own yourselves."

"It is when that one is Zim." Purple spoke. "I mean we hate him with a passion, but at the same time we like the way he kisses up to us."

"So even if he conquered Earth, you wouldn't care, right?"

"Why would we?" Red Questioned "No offence, but from what he's told us about your mudball of a planet, it's nothing special."

"Yeah the only time we ever got near your planet was when Zim took control of our Flagship and...wait a minute. Did we ever punish him for that?" purple questioned.

"I'm not really sure, I was still trying to get my head on straight after that little stunt." Red replied. "Let me think. We got the long distance communication repaired, then we called Zim, and...oh dang it! we were so distracted by that brain eating parasite on his head and your barfing that we totally forgot!"

"Well we'll have to fix that."Purple frowned before suddenly gagging. "Oh no, even thinking about that brain parasite makes me sick."

"So just to clarify, neither of you care about Zim, like at all, right?"

"Not even a little. Zim is nothing but a joke." Red answered.

"Well then you won't mind if I...screw his brains out?" Gaz questioned bluntly.

"Screw?" Purple looked confused.

"His brains?" Red added equally confused.

"Out?" they both spoke in unison before turning to each other then made evil smiles, clearly misinterpreting her meaning.

"It's a simple yes or no."

"Go right ahead." Red replied.

"Yeah! Screw Zim! Screw him long and hard! Really give it to him! Screw him all night." Purple shouted.

'Oh my god, this is too easy.' Gaz thought with a small smirk. "That's all I needed to hear. But in return I want all the standard equipment you'd give any Invader, including one of those little robots. I have my own plans for world conquest and I need some gear to do the job right."

"Hoomun, if you can assure you'll screw Zim's brains out all over the place, we'll throw in a Megadoomer mech as a bonus."

"Consider it done, my Tallests. I'll be waiting on my deliveries outside Zim's base before I proceed. Daddy didn't raise a fool after all."

"Smart girl, I can tell I'm gonna like you." Red complemented.

The video ended with Purple rubbing his hands together with a smirk. "Ooh this is gonna be great, aw we should have told her to record it for us!"

"It doesn't matter, soon we'll be rid of Zim." Red said before pointing to a random irken "You, drone! Have the hooman's order ready as fast as you can, send her one of everything that's standard issue. And send it to her as fast as possible."

"Yes my Tallest!"

Back on Earth Gaz returned to the living room and found Zim still sitting on the couch. "I'm back, did you miss me?"

"I….did actually." Zim said sounding surprised. "You were down there a bit long. In this human body I feel more needing for companionship."

"That's understandable, when humans are comfortable more basic instincts take over."

"It feels foreign and...weird." he spoke before Gaz suddenly straddled him with her hands on his shoulders.

"How about now?" She asked him.

Zim went slack jawed at the sudden position as a flood of new feelings washed over him and found himself a lost for words.

"You still in there space bug?"

"Uh….."

"Guess I should have expected this. Zim! Snap out of it!" she yelled slapping him making him blink and shake his head.

"Huh? Wha? What happened?"

"You went all geeky virgin on me." She said.

"Eh?"

"You stopped thinking and just stared over me sitting on you. I know your people don't have kids naturally, but do you even masturbate?"

"Ehhh…. I'd answer that, but I'm slightly worried my answer will make you leave."

"Just answer." she frowned.

"Zim honestly has no idea what last word means."

"Masterbate, when you play with your reproductive organs to pleasure yourself?"

"Why would Zim do that? That sounds completely pointless. Besides Irken's don't possess such organs."

"Seriously? Then how do you tell males from females?"

"Males possess short antenna with only a single kink. Females have curved antenna with eyelashes."

"So you rely solely on cloning just to keep numbers up? Great." She sighed before climbing off him. "Okay take off your pants."

"What?"

"I said, take. Off. Your pants. Now." She said giving him a death glare making him feel afraid.

"Yes, of course." he gulped standing up and kicked of his boots quickly pulled the pants off.

Gaz was a little surprised by the fact he wasn't wearing underwear, but brushed it off and sat down next to him. "Well I gotta say it looks like you definitely have the right equipment." she said looking at his member.

"Of course, Zim is prepared for all situations, for he is ZIM!"

"Were you prepared for this?" She questioned before suddenly gripping his dick.

"AHHH!" he cried out jumping and shivering with wide eyes. "What have you done?! Why did Zim suddenly feel a jolt through his body?"

"Just be quiet and relax." She said and started stroking him.

"Ooowee!" he let out with a twitch and squirm feeling her hand moving up and down his shaft. "Ooh! Agh! I...you...ZIM!"

"You sure are sensitive, wonder what'll happen if I do this." she used her thumb to grind against the tip making Zim go cross eyed as he shuddered. "Do you like this Zim? Do I make you feel good?"

"Oh by the mighty Tallest YES! How can such a thing feel so good?!"

"That's the beauty of being a mammal." remarked Gaz who didn't slow down. "This is something cloning can't do."

"Oh sweet Irk! Yes! YES!" he cried out thrusting his dick against her hand. "Zim desires more! More I say!"

"You don't have to scream Zim." deadpanned Gaz while rubbing the tip with the palm of her other hand. "If you scream in my face, I just might stop."

"I'll be quiet." he said immediately.

"Good alien, here's a little reward." she said and kissed his cheek.

Zim blushed and groaned as she moved her hand faster.

'Gotta say, Zim did a good job on this body. He's hung like a stud, but I don't want to give him a bigger ego then he's already got.' thought Gaz before hearing Zim let out a loud groan and saw his eyes roll back in his skull as he babbled incoherently. "You ok?"

"So...wondrous!"

'Good, I got him right where I want him.' Gaz thought before she stopped and let go.

"W-Hey! What is the meaning of this?" he asked with a frown. "Zim felt like he was going to explode, in a good way!"

"You didn't think I was going to just you have all the fun did you?" Gaz questioned. "You gotta give as much as you receive."

"...you want Zim to touch you down there as well?"

"You do if you wanna feel good again." She said before Standing up. "But first a little show." Gaz added before reaching down to pull off her shirt, slowly.

Zim stared at her and felt his mouth drop when he saw Gaz's purple bra covered chest bounce and found himself mesmerized.

Gaz enjoyed the look on his face as she treated him to his first ever striptease. She grabbed the back of her bra then unclipped it and let it fall, showing her bare tits before she reached down to her skirt and started unzipping it gradually.

Zim gulped as he drooled and tugged at his collar before the skirt fell down and found himself growing more antsy, his breathing was heavy and his heart was beating like crazy looking at her bare hips with a tiny amount of purple fabric covering her crotch area that was held in place by flimsy looking strings.

"See something you like?" she said while turning to give him a good view of her glutes, which thanks to her G-strings miniscule size were left exposed.

"Yes, Zim likes…so MUCH!"

"Good." She replied with a smirk moving her hands to rub her ass. Normally she would never reduce herself to such methods like seduction to get what she wanted, but Zim had many useful qualities she needed, such as knowledge of Irken technology, and other inhabited planets in the galaxy. However it wasn't enough to have Zim work with her. She wanted to own him. "I'll bet you wanna touch me, don't you? To get your grubby little mitts all over my exposed body, feeling up my unblemished skin."

Zim nodded eagerly while looking close to drooling.

"Well you gotta earn it then." She said turning back around and crossed her arms.

"How?"

"I'll show you she said taking off her boots then sauntered back to the couch, sat down leaning back on the armrest closest to the door, and moved her legs over his lap. "Now, take off my stockings, slowly."

"Right away." he nodded reaching down and grabbed a stocking while staring at her legs as he moved the first one down. "I never really noticed how much of an excellent specimen you are."

"Yeah, although being a clone I can't exactly say I'm 'all natural', but I am certain 'well developed'." she whispered while he got one stocking off and dropped it off before going to the other.

"Yes, if this body is any indication, your father clearly did a better job on creating you than your freakishly large headed abomination of a brother, no offense."

"None taken." she said before he pulled off the other stockings.

"There, now can we continue 'going all the way'."

"Oh poor naive Zim, we haven't even gotten that far yet." She said making him look confused. "Everything so far has just been preparation for that, we humans call it foreplay."

"Fore-play? But Zim is ready now, you will go all the way with Zim!" This earned him a smack to the cheek from Gaz.

"Don't get it in your head that you can just force yourself on a girl here on Earth. We call that rape, and it's one of the most hainous of crimes you can commit. If I run out of this house screaming 'rape' the cops will come busting in here and cart you off to prison. Not to mention they might find all your alien stuff, like your ship for example. Your alien body might even end up on a dissection table."

"NO!" he cried out in horror.

"Yes, so you better behave."

"Alright alright! Zim will behave!" he spoke in panic.

"That's more like it." she smiled. "Now, get off the couch."

He complied and stood up. "Like this?"

"Not quite, on your knees."

"My knees? What for?"

"I want you to take off my G-string."

"Oh, very well." He smiled and went down on his knees, but as he reached her underwear she stopped him.

"Use your teeth."

"My teeth? But Zim's hands are working just fine."

"I find it arousing, but if you bite me you get a fat lip."

"Human fore-play is so confusing." he muttered before leaning towards the underwear and tried to get a grip on part of it with his teeth, without biting her by accident. When he got a good hold of it he proceeded to pull it off leaving her completely nude. "Ah ha! Zim is victorious!"

"Calm down, we're not done yet." she spread her legs to show her slit. "Tell me Zim do you know the basic mechanics of breeding?"

"Of course I do, the male inseminates the female with his potent seed there by fertilizing her eggs, thus impregnating her to produce a spawn, every Invader knows that much."

"Good, it's the same thing with humans, you just put your dick in here, and that's where the seed goes. Only sometimes we humans try to prevent the seed from getting to the egg."

"WAIT! Does 'going all the way' mean...you want Zim to breed you!?" He let out in shock.

"What? No! No no no." She blurted. "It's just sex, all the fun of the process but without the pregnancy part."

"Eh?" he tilted his head confused. "Is such a thing even possible?"

"It is actually, males use things called condoms to block the seed they release, women use to take pills to prevent getting pregnant but the ones they make these days they're the number one cause of ovarian cancer if taken too often.,"

"Ovarian what?"

"Let's just say it's a disease and is something you don't want. Let's get back to business. Time to put that tongue of yours to use." she pointed to the hole. "Lick it."

At this point Zim decided not to question her instructions and simply go with the flow. He leaned in and started to run his tongue across the opening making Gaz nod and lean back against the armrest.

"That's it, you got it. Just picture it as your favorite alien food to lick and suck on." she hummed while Zim held her thighs and hummed tasting something sweet.

"Hey, you taste pretty good."

"Less talk, more lick." she said shoving his face back down. "Lick it like you're desperate for a drink to quench your thirst."

"Mmmm." he let out swirling his tongue faster.

"Mmmh. Yeah, now you're getting the picture." She moaned softly. "Go ahead and wiggle it inside." She said before feeling him worm his tongue into her. "Ahh!"

'What is this sweet sensation?' he wondered working his tongue. He felt Gaz move and tried swirling his tongue in response. When his tongue brushed again her clit Gaz let out a yelp of surprise and bucked her hips forward.

"Oh fuck yeah!"

"Oh you like when Zim touches this nub of flesh?" he asked before flicking his tongue against it.

"AAAAAHAHH! OH FUCK! AGH! NGH! Z-ZIM!" she let out gripping his head there as he kept licking the spot. "Oh my fucking god!"

Zim continued using his mouth to pleasure her occasionally feeling her grinding against his mouth as he rubbed her inner thigh. After some time Zim got an idea and gave the nub a light nibble.

"EEK!" Gaz squealed out with her eye opening wide and a blush in her cheeks before Zim felt a liquid gush out onto his face.

"Gah!" he pulled back and shook his head. "Water! Water! W-hey wait! This isn't water. And it does not burn Zim's flesh like corrosive acid." he said before wiping it off.

Gaz panted and leaned back while Zim licked it from his fingers. "That's...my...juices." she said covering her face in shame closing her legs. "I can't believe I squealed like a little girly girl."

"Mmm, it tastes sweet, Zim will help clean it up." he said before trying to spread her legs.

"No." she spoke closing her legs up quickly while trying to catch her breath. "Not yet."

"Then does Zim move on to more of this 'fore-play'? Because Zim would like Gaz to mouth pleasure him as well."

"Oh my g- it's called getting a blowjob here on earth Zim, you want me to blow you."

"Then yes, Zim desires a blowingjob."

"You are so lucky that human body of yours has looks." she remarked getting up. "Sit on the couch and open your legs."

"As you wish." he said and sat back down. He saw her crouch down and grab his dick making him shiver in pleasure before she leaned in and started to lick it. Zim went rigid as the moist, prehensile appendage moved along his shaft. "Oh my stars!"

'Can't believe I'm doing this.' she thought dragging her tongue up the sides while Zim shuddered in pleasure. 'I'm supposed to be the one in charge here yet I'm about to suck his dick.'

"Oooh! Zim loves this blowingjob!" he smiled happily. "And you are so skilled, clearly you have done this many times before."

Gaz frowned before squeezing the dick, hard.

"Oof!" Zim let out in pain.

"Are you saying I'm loose?" she questioned and stood up. "That I just do this with anyone who comes on to me? Well think again. I'm only doing this because I felt sorry for you."

"Huh? For what reason do you feel the need to feel sorry for Zim? I am a mighty irken invader, a crucial element in operation Impending Doom 2!"

Gaz sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose. "I can't let this go on anymore. It's just too cruel."

"Lies! Zim has not harmed you."

"I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about you Zim." she spoke making him tilt his head.

"Eh?"

"Your leaders told me something important, something you need to know. Your whole invading plan? It's a lie. Computer replay last transmission to the massive."

[Are you sure about that?]

"Do it, I order you to. He needs to learn the truth."

[Very well, replaying transmission.]

Gaz and Zim watched the transmission together then when the tallests spoke about their true feelings about Zim, without his faulty PAK to mess with his personality processing unit he was able to truly hear them. Every hateful and resentful word.

Zim's eyes widened, his mouth dropped, and his head drooped with Gaz silent.

"Zim is nothing, but a joke."

"Computer pause." Gaz instructed before the screen froze. "Do you get what I was trying to tell you Zim?" Gaz questioned.

"They...They...How...DARE THEY!" he yelled out clenching his hands with his eye twitching. "Those two...FOOLS! They dare to make a fool out of me, Zim?!"

Gaz was taken aback, with how Zim had looked up to his leaders she expected him to break down crying, but this...

"They mock Zim?! After all the work I've put into this operation for THEM!?" he growled while shaking a little with narrowed eyes. "I've put more work into this then they have in their entire pathetic HEADS! What good have they bothered doing for the empire other than stuff their head holes full of snacks?! I showered them with praise and this is how they show their gratefulness!?"

"Uh, Zim?" Gaz tried to speak as Zim get up and start pacing.

"If anything, I deserve to be the one in charge! ME! I'll bet they wouldn't even know how to fly a ship if one was barreling them to their faces! I swear by every fiber of my being they will rue the day they mocked Invader Zim! If it's the last thing I do, I will make. Them! PAY!" He finished punching the screen making sparks fly as it cracked.

Gaz simply stared with wide eyes as her cheeks were red and heart beat like crazy. 'What is this feeling?'

"By the time I'm done they'll have their snacks and more. After I PERSONALLY have them banished to Foodcourtia for the rest of their days! And soon the entire galaxy will be under my boot!" he yelled shaking a fist in the air before feeling someone tap his shoulder and turned to Gaz. "Eh? What is it?" he asked when suddenly her lips crashed into his. He felt her arms wrap around his neck while he was caught off guard and stumbled back, even more so when her tongue invaded his mouth.

She kept it up and swirled her tongue all around his before pulling back. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but your vindictive side is pretty attractive."

"Well Zim has a reason to be vindictive, he will get his vengeance against those who would dare to make him a fool."

"Later, we have all the time in the Galaxy." she gave a smirk. "For now though, it's time you get to feel the best thing on this planet, next to pizza and video games." She then went down on her knees and gripped his dick. "Pretty sure we left off here." She said, but before Zim could speak up her took the tip in her mouth.

"Oh my-!" he let out before feeling her sucking him while mouth slide over the shaft at a steady back and forth pace. "M-My genitalia is tingling all over!"

"Mhm." Gaz hummed in reply sending vibrations through the shaft.

"I-I-I feel something! Remove your mouth!" he groaned, only to feel her suck even harder and bob her head faster. "Oh no! I'm going to-oh agh! AHHHH!" he grabbed her head and held it in place while hitting his first climax ever. He felt fluids gush out and nearly fell down while Gaz relaxed her throat.

'Huh, it actually tastes sweeter than I thought. I should be pissed that he's forcing me to swallow though, but… something about this is kinda turning me on.' she thought while feeling Zim loosen up and pulled her head off while Zim's legs were shaking.

"Whew, that was great." Zim smiled. "It was...was...what's the word?"

"Orgasmic?"

"Yes! That is the word. Orgasmic. Eh? Is this thing supposed to still be stiff?" he asked seeing his dick was still rigid.

"Yeah, it means you still got more in you." she answered. "And lucky for you I still got energy to spare."

"Does this mean Zim will get to put it into your...your...what's the earth word for it again?"

"Vagina, cooch, twat, pussy, take your pick. They're all the same."

"Cooch, that sounds more proper. Now will Zim get to put his genitalia into your cooch?"

"It's called a dick, or cock, or even penis."

"Ugh, can Zim get to that part or not? Why must you humans give a single thing so many names?"

"Don't look at me, I didn't come up with all of them." she said before going to the couch and bent over it. "But yeah, now you get to stuff my cunt with it. So come on Zim, Invade me." She finished with a seductive tone and shook her rear.

Zim grinned and moved over before grabbing the ass and squeezed it while lining his dick up and gave a powerful thrust. When his dick entered her she gasped and her whole body shuddered in surprise, there was only one problem, he put it in the wrong hole.

"W-Wait! Wr-Ahh!" Gaz let out before he started moving in and out slowly.

"Ah! Yes! Marvelous! Spectacular! It's so tight! It's squeezing Zim so GOOD!" he let out with wide eyes feeling the hole clench all around him as he moved faster.

"Ah! NGH! Nyah! Hah! Oh fuck! Shit! Zim! Slow down! You're gonna break me in half! Ah fuck!"

"Nonsense! Zim shall make you feel as good as Zim feels!" he replied self-confidently. He reached down to massage her ass while he thrusted and saw her breasts sway from the thrusts. He couldn't help but reach one hand out to grasp at one.

"Ahh!" gasped Gaz.

"So soft, yet so firm!" he remarked giving it a firmer squeeze making Gaz let out a squeal. "These are truly magnificent flesh orbs Gaz." He said to her.

"Ah! J-Just call them tits!" She let out when his fingers met her nipple. "Hah!"

"Hmm, what's this?" Zim wondered rubbing a finger over the bud making her moan louder. "Oh, so this feels good to you."

"N-No duh!"

"This is good to know." He smiled before pinching and rolling her nipple between his fingers.

"Ahh fuck!" she cursed feeling her body shake more from the slight pain. "Zim!"

"Your insides, they are tighter than ever!" he grunted while thrusting harder. "Zim is about to have that orgasmic sensation again!"

"Ah! T-Then let it out! Don't hold it back!"

"Zim shall not!" he grunted pounding her ass harder burying his dick inside and let out a yell before his seed gushed inside.

Gaz opened her mouth in a silent scream feeling his hot seed inside her ass. She gripped the couch and bit her lip while her own juices trickled down her legs.

Zim eventually relaxed and pulled out of her ass. "That was marvelous. I never knew humans felt such pleasure."

Gaz panted while feeling some of the seed leak out of her ass. "You…" she let out clenching her fist.

"Yes I know, Zim is truly the king of giving pleasure. Your clenching 'cooch' was evidence of that."

"You dumbass, you didn't put it in my cooch. You put it IN MY ASSHOLE." she growled looking at him with one eye open making him shrink back. "As in, the WRONG hole!"

"I-I did not mean...Zim thought…That it is to say I… please do not murder Zim." he gulped as she raised her shaking fist up before dropping it and groaned.

"I'm not gonna murder you, but next time you put it in, you look before you push…. although, all in all, it wasn't entirely bad."

"So...Zim did good?"

"...adequate." she replied crossing her arms. "Just don't do it again next time, unless I say so."

"Understood." Zim nodded. "But, um…"

"What?" She questioned before Zim pointed down to his dick which was still hard. "You gotta be kidding me."

"Zim does not kid. And apparently neither does his 'cock' as you call it."

"Guess you get a chance to get it right this time." she said with a sigh. "You can have another go, but if it goes back in my butt, you're gonna find out what a cock ring is. Spoilers, it's not pleasant."

*Gulp* "Y-Yes Gaz." he nodded before she laid on her back and spread her legs.

"This time I'm keeping my eyes on you, now fuck my cunt."

"As you wish."

This time Zim was a lot more careful with his aim. He pushed it into the wet snatch making both groan and moan. The juices from her previous orgasms acting as a natural lubricant. "Is it supposed to be slimy?"

"Of course it is, otherwise this would hurt." she replied. "It's to help you slide it in easier."

"I still have much to learn about the female human anatomy." he spoke before his cock met with some resistance. "Eh?"

"Here's a tip, that's a hymen, just keep pushing and it'll break."

"Oh, well that's good to know." Zim spoke. "Will it hurt?"

"From what I've heard, big time. But if I can take your dick up my ass I can take it in my pussy. Just drive it in, that way it'll be like ripping off a bandage."

"Then Zim shall make it quick!" he spoke before pushing in harder and felt it break with Gaz tensing up with a yelp and wide eyed.

'FUCK! This is nothing like ripping of a bandage! It's like a burning stabbing feeling! God damn you Jessica, when I conquer this planet your lying ass is going to be the first person I kill!' she thought while Zim noticed blood dripping out.

"AAAAHHHH!" he screamed out in fear. "Oh no! What have I done?!"

"DON'T MOVE!" she ordered with a growl. "It's supposed to bleed! Ngh! So stay still, or I'll kill you."

"But you are bleeding! Surely you require medical assistance."

"Just. Stay. Still." She said with a single tear falling from her eye.

"...alright, I shall." he said and remained completely still.

"Just give me a sec to let it pass." she said taking deep breaths.

Zim had never seen Gaz look so... vulnerable. Part of him felt bad about hurting her after she made him feel so good. If only there was a way to make her feel better. He looked at her breasts and nipples and started getting an idea. He reached his hands out and cupped the fleshy orbs, gently squeezing them.

"W-What are you doing?" she gasped.

"Zim simply wants to make you feel better." he replied squeezing and kneading the breasts making her gasp louder. "This should help you ignore the pain while you adjust to Zim's mighty cock."

"I-I told you not to move." she groaned. Even if she didn't want to admit it she actually appreciated the gesture.

"Ah, but Zim is merely moving his hands, nothing else. Besides you liked it earlier."

Gaz moaned and felt the pain start to die down. "Okay yeah, I did."

"Then Zim shall continue doing it." he said before rubbing the pads of his index finger over her nipples.

"Mmhhh!"

"Do you want me to start moving now?" he asked noticing her blush and the way her pussy loosened up.l

"Ngh...Gah, j-just get to it!" she blurted out.

"I shall!" Zim called out and started moving his hips at a fast pace. He got a moan out of Gaz as a result while he gave her nipples a pinch. "Your cooch is not as tight as the order hole," grunted Zim. "but it feels very pleasant nonetheless."

"Less talking and more fucking my damn cunt!" She shouted at him.

Zim didn't argue and just started moving faster and thrusting harder. The wet insides made him easily reach in deeper each time with him grunting from the warmth.

Gaz arched her back whenever she felt Zim's dick reach a certain spot inside her that made electricity shoot up her spine each time it was touched. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Hah! Holy shit! Fuck Right there! That's the spot!"

"Zim shall be the king of pleasure by the time he is done!" he boasted. "Beg for Zim to please you!"

"Don't get cocky bug boy!" She moaned out. "This is still your first time! Ah! You still got a- oh fuck! A lot to learn!"

"I'm a quick study!" He said before grabbing her ankles and lifted them back over her shoulder to gain better access to that spot. He slammed in and out harder making Gaz grit her teeth to keep from screaming out.

"Zim noticed how you reacted whenever he hits that rough spot inside you, Gaz." he smirked. "Is that also your weakness?" he questioned leaning in closer.

"D-Don't go getting a big head!" she snapped.

"So you do NOT want Zim to hit this spot again?" he questioned with a grin.

"...I didn't say that." she muttered.

"Good because Zim is about to have that orgasmic sensation again!" he groaned hammering into her as hard as he could. "Zim shall unload his mighty seed!"

"What!?" she let out feeling his dick twitching. "Pull out you idiot!"

"Zim…CANNOT!" he grunted out before burying his dick inside and felt his seed explode inside.

Gaz gasped as her back arched. She yelled out feeling the hot seed while curling her toes as she came, her walls squeezing Zim's cock while he thrust a few more times to maintain the mind shattering sensation. "ZIIIIM!" she screamed out before coming down from her high and her body went limp and she labored to catch her breath.

Zim panted and felt his head swimming while giving off a goofy grin. "Zim has...no words."

"Zim?" Gaz spoke up.

"Are you going to congratulate Zim for a spectacular job little Gaz?" he asked before finding Gaz grabbing at his cheeks and started pulling very hard making him yelp out in pain as she growled.

"You ASSHOLE!" she yelled while he flailed his arms around as she pulled harder. "What did I tell you about cumming inside a girl?! Now I'm probably going to get pregnant! How do you expect me to conquer earth with a kid growing inside me!?"

"Ow ow ow! Release Zim's skin!" he said pulling harder until his cheeks were freed from her grip. "Hold on? What do you mean YOU conquer the earth?"

Gaz sat up and groaned. "I told your leaders I'd screw your brains out in return for some Irken invader gear."

"WHAT?!" Zim recoiled.

"Calm down, on earth 'screwing your brains out' translates to what we just did."

"Oh ...wait a second, you mean you wanted to screw Zim's brain while we mated?" he asked rubbing his head.

"They're the same thing doofus." She said to him. "Any way I'm pretty sure they misunderstood what I meant, so technically I didn't lie to them. They're going to send it here, but I'm not sure how long that might take."

*BOOOM*

Both jumped as the earth shook violently and turned to the window where they saw a smoking metal orb of Irken origin in a crater.

"Wow, that was fast."

"Of course, none can deliver faster than the Irken empire."

After getting dressed they brought the orb inside and looked over it's contents. Inside were dozens of Irken blasters, rifles, grenades, launchers, and other armaments along with several items for surviving harsh conditions.

"Wow all this stuff looks top of the line, like fresh out of the factory top of the line." Zim remarked.

"Guess they wanted to make sure I got what I asked in exchange for your 'death'." she remarked picking a rifle up. "Those two are dumbasses." She said before firing at the robot father, blowing his head off in one shot.

"Hey! That was a piece of Zim's old creations." he remarked with a frown.

"And look how easy it went." she countered before putting the weapon down. "Now, where is it? I'm sure I told them to include-Aha, there you are."

"Include what?" Zim questioned before Gaz pulled out a SIR unit.

"My very own robot slave." she grinned before she looked it over. "Now how does it turn on?"

"It turns on by itself." spoke Zim as the robots eyes lit up and looked at Gaz. "If the Tallest sent it to you, then it must already recognize you as it's master. Try giving a command."

"Alright. Robot, destroy." she said pointing to the mom robot.

"Yes master!" it nodded before jumping over and kicked the head off before it began to rip into the body and throw pieces of it all around.

"Very nice." Gaz smirked.

"Zim feels jealous." frowned the irken crossing his arms. "If the Tallest grant you new gear for you to take over this puny planet, then what am I supposed to do? I wish to make the Tallest suffer most of all!"

"Well you could always rule by my side." Gaz replied.

"You would let Zim do this?" he looked at her in surprise.

"Well you did probably just impregnate me, I'm not raising this kid alone, you also have the knowledge to fix this stuff and explain what it does. So, in a way, I need you." she remarked as the SIR unit finished destroying the robot and walked over to her. "Besides, I'd rather sleep in the same bed with a guy whose eager for sex than one who tries to tell me what to do. NOBODY does that with me, understand?" she questioned poking his chest.

Zim gulped at her tone and nodded. "Yes ma'am."

"Good." she smiled and patted his cheek before looking around. "Alright, now, before I get to taking over this planet. I need to call my ship over here." she said pulling out her phone and started texting

"You have a ship?"

"I do now." She replied before hitting send.

It was a few minutes before they heard the sound of a spaceship engine outside the house. Both of them headed out with Zim's eyes going out of his head.

"That's Tak's ship!"

"Correction, MY ship now. I reprogrammed it's personality with my own and synced it to my phone. It obeys my every command." she remarked walking over to it. "Ship, what is your function?"

"To obey." It said with Gaz's voice.

"Hmm, impressive." spoke Zim looking it over. "But how is it not rebelling? The Dib stink couldn't get it under control when he tried it."

"My brother had eight years to study this thing, he has a whole journal on you and everything surrounding your species." she replied crossing her arms. "In it he had some ideas on what went wrong, so I went ahead and made sure I didn't mess up like him. It's like me, but toned down and knows when to listen to me, otherwise I just say a specific phrase and it'll be terminated."

"But how did you get your brother to agree to this?"

"He wasn't keen on the idea, while was I downloading my personality he tried to stop me. So I clocked him right in the jaw and knocked him out. I wouldn't be here otherwise."

Zim looked at her before letting out a loud laugh and held his stomach.

"Something funny?" She frowned.

"Zim wishes he could have been there to see it!"

"Well there IS something you'll be there to see. When I tell Dib what we did. I left him in my room."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!"

"Not yet Zim, I need to know you're not going to eventually stab me in the back. You need to prove your loyalty."

"What? After what we did and what you have told me, you dare assume Zim would betray you?" he frowned. "Zim is insulted."

"It's nothing personal Zim, I just like to be sure of everything. If you and me are going to be partners on this all you have to do is…" she leaned in and whispered her instructions into his ear.

"WHAT?!" he cried out with wide eyes. "Surely you jest! You want Zim to destroy his very own base?!"

"Along with everything in it."

"But it's been Zim's base of operations since he landed on this ball of dirt! And what about GIR? He's still deactivated in there, and there's also my voot Cruiser, and my irken body!"

"Relax, you can get some stuff out, but the rest of it has got to go if you wanna show you're serious about teaming up with me. But...your old body, it stays."

"Why? Zim is a proud irken after all."

"Zim, which would you rather have? A short, pathetic little bug body that anyone could pick up and punt like a green football? Or…" she walked up to him swaying her hips and put her hands on his shoulders while pressing against him. "Would you rather have a body that's tall and lets you feel wonderful sensations that make everything else in the universe seem inferior?"

"Eh…." Zim trailed off weighing the options while looking at her cleavage before gulping. "Zim... will keep this filthy human meat sac body."

"Good. Now go get what you want to keep. You have less than five minutes." She said climbing into her ship. "Better hurry."

Zim nodded before rushing inside while Gaz pressed a few buttons.

"Ship if Zim doesn't come out in five minutes exactly, blow up the house."

(Consider it done.) the ship replied.

Gaz wasn't too worried about people seeing her or the ship. She kicked back and brought out her game slave while inside Zim turned GIR back on.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

"No time GIR! Help me get the essentials together! The base will be destroyed!"

"YAY!" he cheered clapping as Zim rushed down to get the important stuff.

"And be in the ship before take off, no dallying!" he ordered out while sweating nervously.

(Later)

"Ship, how much time is left?" Zim asked loading a box.

(Less than one minute.)

"And GIR made sure to pack light, right?" Zim questioned.

(...define light.)

"Gah! Just tell me he's got some stuff that's still useful out of here!"

(Affirmative.)

"Good, then Zim can make his exit!" he said hopping into the ship and started the engine while the roof opened. "Time to go, now."

(But sir, what about-)

"I said NOW!" he yelled before the ship flew up and went flying through the roof. He then guided the ship in front of Gaz's. "Whew I made it just in time."

"I'll say." she remarked. "But I think you forgot something." She then pointed back to the launch hanger where Zim saw GIR watching the Scary Monkey Show and giggling like crazy.

"GIR!" Zim let out in shock before trying to get the robots attention. "GIR! GET OUT OF THERE! HURRY GIR! GIR! LISTEN YO YOUR MASTER!"

While Zim was screaming GIR simply looked up before waving with a goofy grin. "Hi!"

(3, 2, 1.) spoke the computer before the house went kablooey.

From the explosion the little robot was sent flying through the air, enveloped in fire, and screaming at the top of his lungs.

Both Zim and Gaz watched him soar before he crashed somewhere in the city.

"Well, guess you need a new robot." remarked Gaz casually before Zim went flying after GIR. "Or you can go find whatever remains of your old one."

(Later)

They followed the smoke trail and came to the point of impact, a convenient store, or more accurately what was left of the convenient store.

"My guess is the robots gone. You'd be better off making one from scrap." remarked Gaz.

"Not until I see his remains, we can't just leave him for someone to reverse engineer. Let's take a moment to-THERE!" Zim shouted pointing to some shifting rubble.

Both looked and saw said robot burst out of the rubble, scorched all over before he let out a loud 'wahoo!'

"He's alive, great." muttered Gaz disappointed. "That has to be the luckiest or the most durable little bastard in the Galaxy."

"GIR! Are you alright!?" Zim questioned.

"I landed in suck monkeys!" he replied holding up a monkey themed cup.

"That could be heard as something really different." remarked Gaz watching GIR pull money out of his head and put it on the barely standing counter before he made his way out of the shattered sliding doors, which were still operational.

"Enough goofing around GIR! We're going!"

"You got it master!" GIR said before flying into Zim's ship.

"Let's get going before anyone calls the cops." ordered Gaz before the two took off.

Later at the Membrane house both parked their ships and went inside.

"Dib is this way, in my room." Gaz said.

"Zim can't wait to see his expression."

Gaz opened her bedroom door and Zim was shocked. Dib was currently stripped down to his underwear, his arms and legs tied to the bed posts, his mouth was gagged, and several robots surrounded him with dangerous looking claws and teeth.

"Wow." Zim remarked. "Zim ...is scared."

"It was the only way to make him stay put." she shrugged before walking over to her brother and removed the gag with said boy gasping and coughing. "Have fun while I was gone big brother?"

"Gaz! Please for the love of science, please tell me you didn't do it!" he begged while tugging at the binds. "I'll quit watching mysterious mysteries, I'll quit studying the supernatural, I'll even get plastic surgery to shrink down my head! Just please don't do it with HIM!"

"I would, but then I'd be lying."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed out with horror to the sky making Zim cover his ears with the boy gritting his teeth and looked at Gaz while shaking. "You mean...you mean...the two of you…."

"Big time. You're probably going to be an uncle."

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed even louder while he started thrashing about with his head shaking and spit flying out making Gaz step back before he stopped and went cross eyed and fell completely still.

"Finally." sighed Zim uncovering his ears. "Zim was expecting something bigger, but-" he stopped when he saw Dib's head slowly turn and saw him tug at the bonds before they snapped off and suddenly saw Dib stand up on the bed with his head lowered. "Eh?"

"Dib?" Gaz looked at her brother before he climbed off and seemed to shake before she noted a slight chuckle coming from him. "Are you alright?"

"Alright? Alright? Oh dear dear Gaz, I'm PEACHY!" he let out with a wide grin and let out a loud laugh while holding his stomach.

"I thinks his brains went the way of the dodo bird." Gaz said.

"Dodo? What is this 'dodo' you speak of?" asked Zim before finding Dib right in front of him, making him jump and found his hand going up and down in a blur with Dib shaking it.

"Welcome to the family Zim! Now that you and my sister made the beast with two backs, you're my new brother!" he cheered before giving Zim a tight squeeze of a hug making the irken groan and try pushing away before Dib dropped him as the boy snickered with his eyes seemingly roll around out of sync then ran out of the room flailing his arms.

"What in the galaxy happened to him?"

"Guess hearing how his sister banged his mortal enemy was the straw on the camel's back. Kinda curious what he's gonna do, but we can worry about that later. We have things to get started." First of a new base of operations."

"Ah yes I believe that was included in your delivery." spoke Zim as they made their way out of the room. "Zim shall show you how it's done."

(30 minutes later)

"So this cylinder thing is like an instant base?" Gas asked from her ship, which was on autopilot, while holding the device.

"Yes, merely draw what you want your base to resemble on the pad with the includes stylus, put it back in its place, and it shall bury itself into the crust and form it."

"Perfect." Gaz said before she began drawing. She took her time and put a great amount of detail.

(Approaching designated coordinates.) Said the computer.

Gaz looked up and saw they were approaching mount rushmore.

"Why did you want us to come here again?" Asked Zim.

"If you want to make a statement that you're planning on taking over you have to destroy symbols of hope and build your empire from the ashes." she replied with a smirk. "After breaking their will, it makes taking over so much easier. Besides, seeing four giant heads together just makes me wanna see it break apart." She said before opening the canopy of her ship then activated the drill on the device before dropping it towards the mountain. "You might wanna get clear Zim."

"Zim already is!" he called with his ship already farther away from her own. "I think I know how my own peoples tech works."

"Then sit back and watch a real base be made." she said moving her ship back as the drill burrowed deep through the rock and dirt. When it reached a far enough depth it stopped and opened up. It started to expand and let out numerous wires with the mountain shaking. As they reached the surface the wires caused much of the mountain to break apart.

Zim watched the mountain come crumbling as numerous cables shot up and started to form the shape of a massive imposing castle with a gothic motif. "By the stars."

"Now that's a real base." she smirked leaning back. "Scary, big, and spacious."

"Yes... very." Zim let out still trying to collect his senses. He shivered while GIR himself clapped with a goofy expression.

"Come on boys, let's go home." she said before flying towards the castle.

"Coming." he spoke before following her.

(Timeskip)

After that day, things had changed, a LOT for the poor people of Earth, and the Irken Empire. They created a virus that would spread to all Irken computer networks making them subjective to their orders. This lead to Gaz hacking into them and causing chaos all around, making it hard for the Tallest to reign in order. In the end all the Irken race was brought to their knees. Once they had established their rule Zim and Gaz were proclaimed emperor and empress of the irken empire, The Tallest had been given new jobs, and with the Irkens as her own personal army Gaz set her sights on the rest of the earth.

Which was painfully easy. So easy it was almost boring had she not gotten a chance to see her brother literally burn the Skool to the ground like a pyromaniac while blasting at any of the students with bloodlust. But he was eventually apprehended. He wound up in the loony bin, but it was taken over by the empire soon after with Dib actually entertaining to some of the guards.

However to this day there was still much of the Galaxy left to conquer. But right now we focus on where the current rulers were in their base.

Heavily pregnant empress Gaz was sitting on her throne rubbing her stomach while listening to the pleas of those who stood before her.

"Please oh great Empress, we humbly come here to beg for your merciful nature on our planet. We are but a humble people who cannot provide anything of use for your mighty army." spoke a rabbit like alien.

"That's where you're wrong." remarked Gaz casually while sipping a soda. "Your planet has something my empire could always use more of. Take a guess what it is, cottontail."

"Uh ...carrots?"

"No."

"Um...lettuce farms?"

"Nope."

"Eh….um….uh...oh! Our carrots?"

Gaz raised an eyebrow and shook her head before pointing at him. "Wrong. I'm talking about slave labor. That's you and your whole race."

"What!? No please your eminence, surely there must be something we can do! Please have mercy!"

"...ugh, okay fine. I guess if we supplied you with better farming equipment you can grow more wheat and tomatoes to supply the pizza factories and pay for your freedom." she huffed with her head propped up with one hand. "But if we do, you better not try and jip us, otherwise you, your family, and everyone else you love will be mining for salt with your bare paws, got it?"

"Oh yesyesyes! Thank you! Thank you!" The rabbit hopped forward and started kissing her feet.

"Yeah, yeah, just know that my generosity is because I'm so close to my due date." she waved him off while one of the female crystal alien guards beside her lead the alien out of the room while holding spears. Gaz rubbed her belly while smiling a little before frowning and looked at the other. "Any others coming here to grovel Sugilite?" she questioned a purple female Crystal alien.

"No your eminence, that was the last one for the day."

"Good. Which means I have free time. Get me my game slave."

"As you wish." Sugilite bowed.

"My lady empress." An orange crystal guard stepped up.

"This better be good Jasper."

"Your pizza has arrived my lady. However... it's five minutes late." he said before Gaz slowly clenched her fingers making them pop.

"Five minutes...late? What have I said about delivering my food late?"

"Shall I send in the delivery boys to face punishment?"

"Frankly I'd like to know why you DIDN'T do it right away if you know this." she spoke gripping her throne making him look down nervously.

"Well...I figured you'd want to punish them personally your eminence. You do have a history with these two as I've heard."

"Well it has been one of those days, alright send them in." she snapped her fingers as he stood up and briefly left the room.

"Gazlene!" Zim shouted as he came in from a side entrance looking miffed.

"What is it Zim?"

"Must your father live here in the palace? He keeps coming into my lab and pesters me non stop with his endless questions." Zim said as Sugilite brought Gaz her game slave.

"Hey, he's a scientist, of course he has a bunch of dumb questions." she remarked taking the game slave and started it up. "Try pawning him off to some random invader and let them deal with him. Being on a whole other planet might keep him busy for a few weeks. But he better be safe, he's still my father."

"Of course. Zim promised to keep him from being disintegrated or experimented on, but Zim feels as though his ears will fall off if he has to endure anymore questions!"

"Good, now if you don't mind I have pizza boys to doom for being late."

"Ooh, may Zim stay and watch?"

"Sure, grab a seat." she said before Zim sat in his throne.

When Jasper returned there were two other guards with them escorting none other than Red and Purple. This time though they had aprons, stupid looking hats, and looked miserable. They were shoved forward and pushed down to the floor.

"So, you two thought it was a good idea to bring my pizza five minutes later." spoke Gaz with a raised eyebrow. "Care to tell me the reason why? Because I'm getting tired of this happening even once when you should know better then to make me wait."

"Don't blame me." Purple spoke then pointed to Red. "Blame the master of navigation here. I was driving."

"Oh no! Don't you throw me under the bus 'partner'. You're the one who couldn't see where you were going and didn't listen to what I was saying. Not to mention you drive like an old Vortian lady."

"Your an old Vortian lady! I was always the better Tallest."

"How dare you! Why I oughta-"

"SHUT IT!" Gaz barked making them stand at attention. "Remind me again why we spared their pitiful lives Zim?"

"Because letting them suffer in a degrading position like what they tried with me is so much worse than crushing them." he grinned at the Tallest as he stood up. "What could be worse than letting them see that Zim now stands at the top, while they are lowly food drones?"

"Oh yeah, plus the purple one is funny." She said before pressing a button on her armrest making a laser light shine in Purple's eye.

"WAAAAH!" he screamed in pain covering it before rolling on the floor while Red snickered.

"Okay here's what I'm gonna do. Congratulations Purple, I'm promoting you." Gaz said.

"R...Really? Awesome! Wait a second...to what?"

"My court jester." she replied making him look shocked while Red snickered louder. "Zim, Red's all yours." she added making red's jaw drop.

"Oh thank you." he grinned rubbing his hands with a dark chuckle. "I've been looking for a new test monkey."

Red paled and gulped in fear while Gaz snapped her fingers.

"Get Purple here his new clothes."

A group of guards swarmed Purple and started changing his outfit. "Ah! Wait, not that! Woo! Your hands are cold! Hey now! Watch where you point that thing!"

Gaz watched as the guards moved away with Purple wearing a court jester outfit, hat, and scepter with dark and light purple colors. "A perfect fit."

"I feel violated." he grumbled looking himself over. "Although I do like the bells."

"Now where should Zim start?" asked Zim bringing out several sharp tools near Red who shivered.

"Zim don't you dare," Gaz said making Red look at her with hope. "you'll mess up the tiles, take him to your lab and vivisect him."

"Oh very well my empress, it just means Zim can use his bigger toys." he chuckled evilly. "Guards! take him to my lab and strap him to my examination table!"

"Yes sir!" saluted several irken guards who moved over and grabbed Red before they started dragging him.

"No, no, no! You can't do this! I'M YOUR TALLEST! YOUR LEADER! HEEEEEEEELP!"

"Try not to kill him Zim. Not too soon." Gaz told him. "If you do, you'll run out of something fun to toy with too soon."

"I don't know, I had a lot of fun with you before we took over." he winked making her give a small smirk.

"Care to tell that to my face?" she asked flirtatiously.

"Zim would be happy to." he grinned walking over to her while putting a hand on her belly and whispered in her ear. "Zim had lots of fun mating with you before we ravaged this planet."

"Well once Junior's out and about I'll show you how to have even more fun." she whispered before pecking him on the cheek. "Than you can put another Smeet in me right away, how's that sound?"

"Like I'm going to have trouble tormenting my former leader with that on my mind." he growled in lust before claiming her lips with her kissing back.