Chapter Seven: Pleasure Town

Okay, Folks! It would seem that I have a lot to catch you up on this time. Because unbeknownst to you, we've had quite a bit of a time skip here.

It's been several months since my encounter with the caveman, and no, sadly Tarzan Ash has not been back for an encore. Though Jazz and Em have assured me that it just means he left the area, not that I am a bad lay. And while I wasn't super worried, it's still nice to hear that.

In other family news, Phil finally stopped trying to eat people long enough for Alice to turn my dad. So Charlie is now a vampire. And no, he isn't gifted. Neither is Phil. We do suspect Renée might have a gift with her extreme lack of bloodlust but come on, you didn't actually think all four of us would be gifted, did you? This isn't one of those stories where we go around handing out vampire gifts like candies. If you like that sort of thing, you should read Even The Major Needs a Mate. I hear they also hand out mates like candies in that one too, those lucky bastards!

Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah! I was about to say that since Alice has been dealing with her newborn mate, she hasn't had as much free time to hang out with Jasper. Which means that I've been spending a lot of my time with a certain yummy Southern Major. And of course, Emmett's been around too, though not as much, because Rose has been complaining that I can't monopolize both of them.

I almost offered to let her join us, but I'm not actually sure how anyone in the family feels about same-sex stuff or group sex, and I don't really want to find out the hard way.

But it's okay because Jasper has been keeping me more than well satisfied.

In fact, we're in his room having sex right now. So again, I am writing without a pen. I didn't lose it, it's just impolite to be noticeably writing while having sex. But anyway, Jasper has me pinned against the wall with my legs wrapped around his waist. And thankfully, these walls are very well enforced, because he is pounding me into the wall pretty hard and we haven't even made a dent in it. I have to admit I'm impressed.

"Ya know, Darlin'...yer emotions are always such a jumble, I love tryin' ta figure out what's goin' on in that gorgeous head of yers," He groans sounding oh so very sexy.

"Well, at present, I am giving my readers a play by play of our current sexcapades," I grin. (Is it odd that the phrase 'sexcapades' reminds me of figure skating?)

"Oh. Yer still at that?" He chuckles, reaching down to touch me.

"Of course, Jazz. I will be writing this story until I find my mate," I remind him, since I know I already told him that.

"Yeah, I know ya said that. It's just that I'm used ta dealin' with regular newborns, who have a shorter attention span than a kid with ADHD." Jasper shrugs, bringing me to orgasm.

He follows after me, filling me with his love juice. I can't help but laugh. "And here I thought I had bizarre pillow talk. Yet you're the one who just made me cum while talking about little boys on Ritalin!"

"Now, now, be fair Bella. They could be little girls on Ritalin," he teases.

Just then the phone rings.

"I wonder who's calling," I say, listening in when Carlisle answers.

"Hello? Cullen residence, Dr. Cullen speaking." I'm pretty sure I still hear my mother moaning faintly in the background. Totally rude of her while he's on the phone!

"Carlisle! How the hell are ya, old buddy? It's Garrett." Ooh! Whoever this guy is, he sounds sexy!

"Hello, Garrett! It certainly is good to hear from you, old friend!" Well, Carlisle seems happy he called, so that's a good sign.

"Glad to hear it, Carlisle. Listen, I wanted to stop by for a visit, but I think you've moved a few times since we last saw each other, so I couldn't presume to know where you're at these days…" Oh goodie! Mr. Sexy is coming here! I wonder if he's single.

"We're at our Forks home, in Washington State. By all means, we would love to have you visit. Let me give the tribal chief a call first though. We have a treaty with the local tribe, I think I've mentioned them?" Wait...why does the treaty matter? I thought they just had that to appease the superstitious elders...

"Ah yes, the wolf boys. They won't eat me if I come by?"

Wolf boys!? Wait, so the Quileute's are...werewolves!? Naw, that's too weird.

"I don't think so, but let me call you back once I find out for sure?"

Wow, am I the only one that's confused here?

"Perfect, thank you, Carlisle. Talk to you soon!" Well, Mr. Sexy doesn't seem too concerned, so I guess I don't need to worry.

I look at Jasper, wondering what this wolf business is all about, and who this Garrett guy is.

Jasper looks like he ate a canary. Well, as a cat, not as a vampire. I mean, I doubt songbirds are very palatable to us. Anyway, he seems pretty thrilled.

"Fuckin' Garrett." He grins.

"Are you saying that's something I oughta try?" I confirm.

"Probably. He doesn't have a mate." Jasper nods. "I'm just excited he's comin' here. Carlisle's known him longer, but I met him back when I lived with Pete an' Char. He stayed with us for a while. He's a cheeky, cynical asshole but I love him like a brother. He prefers the nomad life, even though Carlisle offered him a place in the family."

"Well, he sounds cool at least." I smile. "Now what was the stuff about the tribe?"

"Oh yeah! In all the chaos since ya became a vampire, it evidently didn't occur to anyone ta fill ya in about the treaty. It wasn't our place to say while you were human, 'cause it isn't our secret, but now that you're a vampire ya need ta know because it directly affects ya.

"The Quileutes have a latent ability passed down through their genetic lineage that some of the boys are capable of transformin' into giant wolves. The gene is triggered when vampires are in the area. The wolves' job is ta protect the tribe an' other local humans from vampires.

"Last time the family lived here was before Alice an' I joined, an' three boys phased then. I'm not sure if there is a direct correlation with the numbers but it does make sense that there would be since three wolves wouldn't really protect them from oh, say, a horde o' newborns." Jasper explains.

Needless to say, my ass is shocked. (Not literally, obviously, though I've been told there is a vampire who can electrocute people.)

"Then why would there only have been three wolves at that time? Even without you and Alice, the family would have been five people, right? Or was it before Em and Rose joined too?" I wonder.

"The family was only here fer a short time before they learned about the wolves an' put the treaty in place. The treaty prohibits us from enterin' tribal lands, so once the treaty existed, the family wouldn't've been close enough ta their boys to trigger the gene," he reasons.

"Gotcha. Does the treaty prohibit anything else I should know about?" I confirm.

"It used to prohibit any of us bitin' a human, but right after yer dad was changed, he video-called their actin' chief, Billy Black, who is apparently a good buddy o' his and explained the situation to him. So now the treaty just says that no one can feed on a human in the area, an' that humans should only be turned for matin' purposes or to save a life. An' vampires need permission to set foot on tribal land," he clarifies.

"So do they have any wolves now?" I ask, curious if anyone I know has the ability. I also have to wonder if my dad will still get to go onto the Rez to hang out with Billy. He'd be heartbroken without their bromance.

"Yes. One shifted shortly after the family returned to the area, an' when yer dad talked to Billy, he mentioned that a second wolf has started phasing recently," Jasper informs me.

"Anyone I know?" I confirm, trying to picture any of the kids I used to play with turning into giant wolves. It's pretty hard to picture. I keep just seeing them as little wolf pups in my mind's eye when I try.

"Not sure. The older of the two is named Sam Uley. The other is Jared Cameron," Jasper tells me.

Sam sounds familiar, at least, but Jared doesn't ring any bells. The only Camerons I know of are Kirk and Candace. I mean, not to say I know them personally, but hey, I watched television in the 90s just like every other kid in America.

"So, not Jacob?" I inquire.

"No, not Jacob. Not yet anyway. But hey, if ya plan on stayin' friends with him, you should prolly tell him yourself because if he hears it from the elders he might get a very slanted view o' vampires," Jasper cautions.

"Okay, cool, maybe I'll go talk to him after your hot friend visits." I grin.

"How do ya know Garrett is hot, Bella?"He laughs.

"All vampires are hot, Jazz."Hmm, hot Jazz makes me think of hot jizz, which admittedly makes me want sex again. "So it isn't a stretch to assume he would be. Besides, he sounded pretty sexy on the phone." I shrug.

"Oh he is, don't worry, I'm just fuckin' with ya." Jasper grins his lazy smile at me.

"You sure are, Jasper." I laugh, wriggling my hips to remind him that we never technically stopped having sex.

"Ready fer round two?" He beams.

"Yeah, but make sure to project lots. I love it when we go downstairs after fornicating and the whole house looks like a tornado and smells like sex. Makes me feel like there was an orgy." I chuckle.

"You do realize I can't pick and choose who gets hit with that and who doesn't, right?" he reminds me.

"Yeah, but I've gotten better at blocking out Renée's and Charlie's scents and noises," I assure him.

"Alright, if yer sure?" He laughs.

"Mmmhmmn, go for it. Spread the love, Jasper!" I encourage. And soon, we can hear every couple in the house going at it like fuckin' rabbits.

"Phillip! That was my China cabinet!" Esme squeals breathlessly after a very loud series of crashing noises.

"I'm sorry, Baby, I'll buy you a new one!" Phil groans.

"I'm getting shards of wood in my ass, Phillip." She complains.

"Shit! Wood isn't dangerous to vampires, is it Baby?" He worries sounding panicked.

"No, but it isn't exactly comfortable either." She exhales.

"Do you want me to stop?" He grunts.

"No, don't you dare! I'm so close. Make me cum Honey!" She pleads.

"That's it, Baby, cum for Daddy!" Phil growls.

Okay, that should not be so hot. But hey, I've seen Phil in swim trunks before and what can I say? The guy is totally ripped. I mean, can you say yummmmy?

Soon, Jasper starts absorbing the lust of every person in the house and projecting it back to everyone. And being near the epicenter, I get hit so hard from it that I find myself coming with such an intensity I practically black out!

When I eventually regain my sanity, I look into Jasper's eyes and send him my gratitude. It is going to be a sad, sad day when I have to stop riding The Jasper Express to Pleasure Town.

"Same here, Bella." He sighs, sensing my emotions. "But at least as vampires, we have perfect recall."

"Oh goody! You mean, if my mate turns out to be a terrible lay, I can just relive this experience repeatedly in my mind?" I smirk.

"If your mate turns out to be a terrible lay, I'm gonna hafta wonder what in sam hell is wrong with the world, because you, my Darlin', deserve nothin' but the best," He says, kissing me softly.

"Thanks, Jasper. So do you."

AN: Next Chapter will be Garrett. Any requests on who else you want to see?