Crazy trouble with love part 8
Sultan's Wife and Danny
Series: Danny Phantom
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Danny carefully walked down the stairs leading to the basement and made sure his parents were around before walking to the gate. "Alright, this is my chance to try and get more parts of the ghost zone mapped out. All that homework hasn't made it easy, so I gotta try and make some progress today." He said as he went ghost. 'I hope I find some ghosts that don't want to kill me for once.'
He opened the portal up and flew in and looked around the zone and pulled out his map he had been working on and traced a finger across it. "Alright, the closest spot I haven't made much progress on is near Desiree's, so that's where I'll get started on. Hopefully she's not home." He said as he began to fly in that direction, the doors beginning to get older and older as the floating islands began to turn into deserts and floating oasis. "I just wonder if I'll ever complete this thing. Who knows how far this place goes, for all I know there IS no end to it."
As he went further and further he spotted a strange door, this one being circular and made of weed, but having gold decoration that looked middle eastern.
Danny relooked over the map and back at the door. "This must be brand new. It's not on the map. Well, might as well check it out and hope nothing tries to eat me." He said as he began to slowly push open the wooden door, only for his nose to get assaulted by the smell of incense, exotic spices and perfume. He scrunched his nose and tried not to cough and entered while the door shut behind him.
He looked around as saw that he was in what looked like a large, lavish middle eastern styled palace.
"Hmmm, I'm starting to get the weirdest sense of Deja vu." He muttered as he walked deeper into the palace. 'Is this Desiree's lair?'
He saw there were expansive rooms with more pillows then he cared to count.
"Hello? Is there anyone here?" He called out cautiously. "Anyone who lives here?" His voice echoed through the palace before a new voice called out.
"Ah, finally, I thought my new servant would never arrive!" Called the voice as he tilted his head in confusion.
'Servant?' He thought in confusion. 'Is she mistaking me for someone else?'
"I swear you took your sweet time getting here." Complained the voice as a tall blue skinned woman wearing a white long sleeved top that showed off her ample cleavage and belly along with a pair of white harem pants, she had a gold headband with a red jewel in the center and long, dark curly hair floated out and looked Danny over. "Hmm, a bit scrawny, but you seem like you still have time to bulk up a little. I can work with this."
"Um... hey, I think there's been a bit of a mix up, I just popped by to see who lived here, I'm not a servant." He spoke as she raised an eyebrow and looked him over. "I'm Danny, I was out looking around the ghost zone and saw your door, which I didn't have marked down and wanted to see what was behind it."
"I don't care, you entered my domain so you now belong to me, so I command it!" She declared, making him start to roll his eyes before he began to feel strange. "And you can start by helping arrange my pillows from biggest in the back to smallest in the front."
"Yes ma'am, just the ones in this room or all of them?" He said before realizing what he was saying. 'Wait, what am I saying?'
"All of them." She said smugly. "Then you can change out of that ridiculous outfit and into some proper servant clothes."
"Yes ma'am." 'What am I saying? Why won't my body listen to me?' He thought as he began to sort through the pillows. 'Come on, move damn it, stop doing what she tells you to do!'
"It'll take a while, but it shouldn't take you too long." She said as she began to walk away. "Just get it done then come find me, got it!"
"Yes ma'am." He said while inwardly groaning. 'How long does this last?!'
His body went and began to move pillows around with Danny trying to regain control.
'Why does she even need so many pillows? It's not like she can use all of them at once.' He thought as he kept moving them around. 'Who is this ghost?!'
(Later)
"Servant, come here, your queen needs you!"
"Coming ma'am." spoke Danny before floating to where she was laying on her side. "What do you need?"
"Fan me and feed me grapes... and where is your uniform? Go put in your loin cloth at once!"
"Yes ma'am." 'Loincloth!?' He thought with a blush as he began to automatically walk away to get changed. 'This woman is insane!'
"And don't make me wait too long." She called as she popped a date into her mouth. 'This is pleasant, I haven't had a good servant in years.'
'Come on body, quit listening to her!' He thought as he robotically marched towards a closet. 'Come on, snap out of it! It's not like you have to listen to her, she isn't mom!' He thought before he felt his body start feeling like he had feeling again and momentarily stopped. 'Wait, did I just break free?' He thought before his body started to move forward again. 'Ok, that was weird.' he thought as he racked his brain. 'What made me stop, what happened?'
"Servent, where are you, what's the hold up?"
"Coming." He called out while taking the suit off and slipped the loincloth over his groin. 'Damn it, come on, snap out of this! Come on you're stronger than this!'
The woman sighed while laying on her side with her head propped up before seeing Danny enter with barely any clothes on. "Mmmm, I like what I see servant~"
"Thank you ma'am." He bowed his head. "Do you require anything?"
"Yes, I demand sustenance, fetch me some grapes."
"Right away ma'am." He bowed his head and walked off to get the fruit. 'Come on, think! You were mentally complaining, then you thought of mom, then you stopped!' He thought right as he reached some grapes and grabbed some before his body stiffened. 'There it is again! Does thinking about mom make me stop?'
His body stayed still before it resumed moving and went back holding the grapes. 'No! Come on, uh, mom, mom, my mom Maddie Fenton!' his body stopped right in front of the ghost.
"Ah, good, my grapes, feed them to your queen servant."
"Yes ma'am." He spoke before he started to pluck them from the stems and drop them in her mouth and waited till the prior one was eaten before giving her another one. 'Come on, snap out of it, you are Danny Fenton, not some ghosts servant!'
'Ah, this brings me back. Now I just need two more servants to rub my feet and fan me and it's like I never even died.' She thought as she sighed happily. 'Now if only I had that whore here so I could torture her, then that would be perfect.'
"Do you require anything else ma'am?"
"Mmmm, not for the moment, just fan me until I say otherwise."
"Yes ma'am." He put the grapes down and grabbed a leaf fan before he started to fan her. 'Ok, so I was thinking about mom and I stopped, maybe its a particular thing about her? I mean she is kind of bossy...wait, is that it?' He wondered before he momentarily stopped fanning the woman.
"Hey, did I tell you to stop, keep fanning me."
"I ...no." He spoke while shaking his head and tried to let go. "I ...won't."
"What? What did you just say to me?' She growled as she glared at him. "I said, FAN me." She spoke firmly with Danny feeling his body stiffening up and resumed fanning her. "Good." She said as she looked him over. 'What was that, was he able to resist my powers for a moment?'
'Ok Danny, let's think. You thought of mom, admitted she was bossy, and could feel your body listen. Hmm, I better test it out. Ok, other than mom, who else is bossy? Well there's Jazz, always getting on me and acting like I'm gonna hurt myself even when I can take care of myself, which can get real annoying.' He thought before stopping again. 'Yes! Ok, um, Sam! Yes, she can be bossy too, and Paulina, she bosses everyone around at school!'
The woman smiled and closed her eyes, but felt the fanning stop and looked to see Danny shaking his head. "Are you trying to test my patience? When I say fan, I mean FAN me!"
"No...can...do!" He spoke with a frown and tossed it down with her caught off guard. "Nice try lady, but I'm no ones servant."
"W-What?! No, you are, you are mine now, now pick up the fan and GET TO WORK!" She ordered while raising her voice with Danny feeling his body stiffening up, but thought back to moments Sam would get bossy and nagging to him, making him keep control and cross his arms. 'What's going on? No one can resist me!'
"I know your trick lady. You can make someone feel compelled to listen to you by giving orders, but it's not enough on me."
"No...no! You listen to me and then you become my servant! That's how it works!" She shouted as he smirked and began to walk away to get his regular clothes back. "Hey! Get back here! I order you!"
"Sorry, but I've got other stuff to do. It was fun, and by that I mean it was fun knowing what you can do. I'll have to keep that in mind if you ever try to start, which I wouldn't recommend, see ya."
"No… no no no! Get back here right now, I am your master, your sultana, I am divine!" She yelled while flailing her arms with Danny rolling his eyes.
'And definitely a nutcase.'
"Don't ignore me!" She cried as she began to float after him. "Get back here and serve me!"
"Not gonna happen." He spoke while keeping his mind focused on the times his mom would nag him about homework.
"Get back here and get back to fanning, feed me grapes, treat me like the royalty that I am!"
"You want a servant lady? Put an ad out there." He spoke while pulling a curtain closed to get changed.
"No! I don't need too, the servants come to me, for I am royalty, I was the wife of a sultan, and you will listen to me!" She yelled while using all she had to make him listen, but he got his suit back on and left the curtain with the woman growling. "You young ghosts have no idea what respect is!"
"No, I know what it is, doesn't mean I'm gonna give it to some random lady who is acting like a spoiled kid."
"I am not a child, I am older than some kingdoms, I am ageless, I am perfection, so you will listen to me, stop disobeying me and get back to work!" She ordered flying over in front of him before he sighed and shook his head.
"You wanna be stubborn? Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you." He held his hand out before letting out an ice beam that hit her to the wall and froze her body there. "There, that should cool you off."
"NO! No fair, how can you do this, how do you have ice, such a thing should belong to royalty only!" She yelled struggling before he opened the door, flew out, and shut it. "NOOOOOO!"
'Man, that was insane, I wonder how long I was stuck in there?' He wondered floating back the way he came. 'I just can't believe I ran into a ghost that delusional. Just because she was a big shot alive doesn't make her the big shot around here.' He thought as he looked at the map. 'I should probably head home now.' He thought, not seeing the woman emerging from her door before racing towards him. "Take me home."
The map glowed before he did the same and went shooting off before the woman could reach him and went wide eyed.
'What was that, how did he do that?!' She thought and saw where he went before gritting her teeth and shook in anger. 'If he thinks he can get away like that, then he's got another thing coming!' She thought before she began to race towards the direction he had gone. 'I will get him back!'
(Later)
Danny yawned while looking at his math homework and wanted nothing more than to just burn it and forget about it. 'Man, I can't believe I missed the whole weekend, stupid math homework, stupid blue ghost.' He heard a knock and saw Jazz poke her head in.
"Hey Danny, just thought I'd stop by and ask how your homework's going."
"Slowly, why do I even have to do this, who is ever going to use geometry?"
"Well everything they teach us in school has a use in the real world. After all, if you wanna go up into space, you're gonna need to learn math since that's a big part of it."
"Ugh, I know, I know." He sighed in defeat. "But can't I just look up the answers to this stuff online? It'd save me lots of time, and it's not like it's cheating."
"Yes, it is, if you cheat on homework how do you expect to pass the tests?"
"By getting Tucker to take them." he joked.
"Ha ha, very funny, well just try your hardest, last thing you want is mom and dad getting called in by Mr. Lancer again." She left and shut the door with Danny admitting she was right.
'She's right, I better do this as fast as possible so I can go back to my game.' He thought before blue mist came out of his mouth. "Oh great, figures this would happen." He stood up and looked around his room. "Alright, if someone's here, just show yourself."
"My my, my lost servant is quite perceptive, isn't he?" Chuckled a familiar voice, making him groan.
"Oh great, you." He facepalmed before the sultana poked her head through the ceiling. "I thought I froze you in your realm?"
"I got out, now come servant, it is time to come home."
"I am home. Why else would I be here?" He retorted with his arms crossed.
"No, I mean my home, I need someone to feed me and work around my palace."
"Mmmm, yeah not gonna happen." He shook his head.
"Oh we'll see about that, rise servant." She said as she crossed her arms smugly.
Danny closed his eyes and thought back to Sam getting on his ass about not using his powers on Dash, and shook his head. "Like I said, I KNOW your weakness."
"...damn it, listen to me!" She said as she began to grow nervous. "I order you to do what I said!"
"Nope, not gonna happen lady." He spoke before walking towards her. "Look, I've got homework to do and it's getting late. Do I have to make you leave the hard way?"
"What?! Are you giving ME an ORDER?!" She shouted in anger as he began to push her to the door.
"Yes, yes I am." He said as he pushed her out of his room. 'Can she not fight? Does she rely solely on her power to control people?'
"You cann-" She was cut off as he shut the door and growled before floating through the door. "Now see here! I ORDER Y-" she was cut off when she saw him, transformed, and floating in front of her with his arms crossed with a serious expression making her shut up.
"Hard way it is, now would you like that with me kicking your butt first or sucking you up in the thermos to get it out of the way? I recommend the latter."
"How… how did you do that, what are you?!" She cried out while backing up.
"I'm half ghost, that's what." He replied while making a fist. "Like I said, I warned you."
"Ahh! Don't hurt me!" She covered her face while sounding scared. "I'm sorry! I-I'll leave!"
"Wait… really?" He asked in confusion as he stared at the one proud and arrogant woman who was now shivering in fear.
"Yes! Just don't strike me, I beg of you!"
Danny raised an eyebrow and lowered his fist. "Ok, is this some kind of trick? Just so you know I've dealt with some sly ghosts, so if you're trying to get me to drop my guard, it's not gonna work."
"I-I don't want to fight, really! Please don't hurt me!" She shivered with Danny backing up a little. "I didn't come to fight, I just thought...maybe…"
"You could use your powers and make me go back and be your personal slave boy."
"...Yes? Is that too much to ask?" She asked nervously.
"A lot." He deadpanned and shook his head. "Using that power to boss others around and get them to do what they don't wanna do is messed up. Look, I can get being a ghost is different from what it was like being human, but that doesn't mean turning anyone around here to your servant is gonna change a thing. It's dangerous to people around town, which is why you're gonna promise NOT to do that."
"I...I don't know." She said slowly only for him to raise a fist. "EEEK! Ok, ok, I'll do it!"
"I don't mean to scare someone, but that power is dangerous, so that's why I'm being more forceful than I usually am. Now if you promise me you won't use it to force people into being your slaves, we won't have an issue. I'm kinda the local hero around here, and if you do that, I'll have to send you back to the ghost zone."
"So… as long a I don't use my power I can stay here?"
"What? No." he facepalmed. "You can stay in your own realm, which is way bigger than my house, you just can't abuse your ability to make everyone around you into mindless servants."
"But you just said that if I use my power I'll be sent back, so that must mean if I follow this lands laws I can stay, right?"
"What I mean is this. Ghosts tend to come in and out here using portals connecting Earth to the Ghost Zone, and not all of them are bad, but it's the ones who cause trouble or mean to hurt people that I need to keep them from causing a ruckus. You're the one who tried turning me into your slave, which shows your power can be used to manipulate a lot of innocent people. Now if you don't use it for your own advantage, you can live a simple and easy life in your own realm."
"But what if I don't use it in this realm, then what's the problem? You trespassed into my home, so I treated you as such, and why wouldn't I? And you have power, by your logic you shouldn't be here either."
"Wrong, I was born here. It's a long story, but all you need to know is that I use to be human, got ghost powers, and I'm trying to go about my life and try to endure annoying and boring homework."
"So? If you can behave and be good then why can't I? You threatened me with extreme violence when I trespassed in your home, just like how I used my powers on you, you're just as bad as me!"
"Well maybe I wouldn't have had to if you had stayed in your realm!" He facepalmed. "The point is, I didn't mean to trespass, I was only there because I was out trying to learn more about areas from the Ghost Zone. I came across it by accident because I wanted to try and mark down what areas of the place I've been to and which parts I haven't. It's kinda like how people would explore the sea and make bigger maps, even if they had no idea what was out there. I mean, how else am I supposed to jot down new areas if I don't go out and see for myself what's there?"
"Well I haven't been here, maybe I want to do the same thing, huh? Besides who told you that you can do that, and what you're doing is impossible, the Ghost Zone goes on forever."
"Considering your attitude, I doubt that." He deadpanned. "Second, no one's telling me to, I'm doing it so I don't wander off too far, otherwise I'd end up lost and not be able to get back home. Third, even if it's impossible, it's a learning experience and useful in case I ever run across a ghost that might try to hurt my friends and family and they come from deeper than I've been to."
"So? We had one bad experience and now you demand that I can never come here? That is stupid, and I refuse."
"Ugh, look, what I'm saying is that as long as you don't cause trouble around this town, you can stay, but I'm not offering my house up." he turned back to human. "It's not exactly one you wanna be seen around in your current ...state."
"So? What's wrong with how I look?" She asked as she floated over to his bed. "Is it my hips? Legs? Chest?"
Danny blushed and looked away. "No, it's just that-" He heard the sound of footsteps coming up the stairs. "Crap, it's my parents, you gotta hide!"
"What? Why? I will do no such thing." She crossed her arms with Danny groaning.
"Alright, but I warned you." He replied before the door was kicked open by his dad who had a scanner while his mom had a large blaster.
"Ah ha! I knew there was a ghost in here! Danny get down!" yelled Jack while Maddie took aim.
"Halt." She said as she held out a hand, making his parents freeze. "I come in peace, I wish to experience the human world, and your son here has agreed to allow me to stay in this house."
"Ok." They spoke together with Danny frowning.
"You promised you wouldn't do that."
"Ah, sorry, my bad." She said as she snapped her fingers. The parents shook their heads and blinked. "Then I will do this properly. I am-"
"GHOST!" They screamed before Maddie started firing at the woman making her go wide eyed and narrowly slip out of the way.
"Hey! What madness is-AH!" She yelped ducking a blast before flying through the wall and out of the room. "This isn't over!"
"Get back here ghost!" Yelled Jack as the two ran out of the room with Danny looking at the scorch marks and shook his head.
"I really wish they'd listen, it'd be less damage on my room." He muttered as he pulled out a sponge and began to clean the marks.
(Later)
'Damn those mortals, why wouldn't they listen to me?' Thought the sultana while managing to lose the two and was floating in an alley with her arms crossed. "It's like mortals today have no idea what respect even is. Back then if you raised an arm against royalty, you'd have been executed on the spot." She huffed as she looked around. "They seem to have progressed rapidly though, what are these buildings made of?"
She went ahead and poked her head through the nearest wall and found herself looking in a dimly lit living room with a man snoring on the couch with the floor messy, the TV on and lighting up the room. 'What is that thing that has the small people in it, how are they moving like that?' She floated in and over while transfixed. "Is this a form of magic they've acquired? Perhaps they've learned from the jinn themselves."
The man kept snoring as the sultana got closer and closer to the screen.
'I need to see how it works, I need to know everything… and I need one for my realm!' She looked at the box over and found the buttons and curiously pushed one, only to jump when she saw the picture change to show two men in hardly any clothes trying to shove the other out of a roped off square ring with crowds cheering. 'What? Did I just change the small people? And what are those two doing?'
She watched as one of them picked the other up and threw him out of the ring and soaked in the crowd while she rubbed her chin.
"Is this some sort of fight? Oh! I see! They're fighting for honor and recognition from the commoners." She said as she nodded her head. "Judging from physique they're both strong warriors, I wonder what other tiny people are in this box?" She said as she hit the button again. This time it changed to show a man in odd clothes and hat riding a bull that was jumping around with him holding on with a large crowd watching and cheering. "What is this, is he trying to tame that beast?" She said only for him to be thrown off. "It would seem he was a fool to try and tame it on his own, and those garments look utterly ridiculous." She said as she hit the button again, this time showing two woman talking.
"So you're a citizen now? How does that work?"
"It's simple Barbara, I married Pedro, the man who lives here and after doing so I gained citizenship, now they can't kick me out!"
"Wow, that sounds easy."
"I know, and now I'm open to all the benefits it comes to living here."
"Yeah, and you can come and go from your home anytime you want?"
"Yep, it's great, plus I got Pedro to so it was a pretty sweet deal~"
The saltana blinked and rubbed her chin. "Hmm, so that's how it works here now huh? That boy was the first one to ever show me disrespect and not listen to my every whim, and apparently found a weakness with my power. What that is, I don't know, but...maybe I can find out how he did it if I stick around. And if I could sway his opinion of me like how I did with my old husband, perhaps he'd be willing to let me stick around closely. It'd be foolish to go out on my own with my abilities, but if I happened to have a young and energetic young man with experience beside me, I would be very well protected." She said as she began to grin. "Plus if I do take him as my husband he won't be able to send me home, I would be a citizen, yes, I think this could work~!"
She heard the man snort and start to wake up making her turn as he rubbed his eyes.
"Ugh...damn, did I pass out again?" he muttered before turning his head and saw the ghost looking at him before he blinked and yawned before getting up and walked to his room. "Fuck, last time I get drunk off my ass, I'm already seeing stuff."
"...huh, maybe the boy was wrong, he certainly didn't have a problem with me." She said as she grabbed the tv before floating out of the wall. 'I'll need to be careful if my plan is to work, otherwise he might ensure I'm trapped in the Ghost Zone for good.'
"Hey, where's the tv?!"
(Later)
"Hey Tucker, we still up for that video game marathon this weekend?"
"Of course man, I just hope your ready to get smoked!"
"Please, I've been able to practice right after my homework. I'm as ready as ever." Smirked Danny.
"Alright, let's do this! See you online dude!"
"Consider me there. Oh! Which reminds me, you made sure to keep this quiet from Sam, right?"
"Yeah dude, I don't want her destroying us online again." Nodded Tucker. "I kept my lips zipped and she doesn't know a thing. Even if she did, I doubt she'd be in, she'd probably move on to some other game."
"Who knows man, for all we know she's still on it, stalking newbies."
"Ahem." Said a voice behind them, making him turn around to see an annoyed Sam. "Just WHO do you mean is 'stalking newbies'?"
"U-Um… Dash?" he chuckled fearfully.
"You sure? Sounds to me like you two were talking about me."
"No, no, never, right Tucker?"
"Y-Yeah, definitely!" He nodded with Sam raising an eyebrow. "Uh...well we better get back home, lots of stuff to...study, you know, all that kind of stuff."
"Uh-huh, sure you do, and Danny?" She said as he paused. "See you online noob."
'Crap.' He thought before blue mist came out of his mouth. "Oh look, a ghost, gotta go, bye!" He waved before running off. 'One of the times having to deal with a ghost is a good thing.'
"Human, I have finally found you!" Called a voice happily, making him inwardly groan.
He ducked around a corner and saw the sultana appearing in the air. "What do you want?"
"I just wish to talk, nothing more, I swear." She said as she held up her hands.
He raised an eyebrow. "Just talk? That's it?"
"Yes, is that acceptable for you?"
"Well if it's just talking, maybe let's do it somewhere a little less public. Follow me, we'll use the library."
"Alright, lead the way ghost boy."
"Shhh." He shushed as he went intangible and went into the school as she followed and carefully moved through the school and lead them to a corner in the library. "Alright, what did you wanna talk about?"
"I have been enjoying myself in this realm and I would like to inform you that I have not used my powers on anyone."
"Well it's good to hear that, and? What do you think of the place so far?"
"I very much enjoy it, in fact I think I will be staying here for the time being. In fact, I want to secure my citizenship."
"Your citizenship?" He asked confused. "Uh, you do know that not many people consider ghosts as legal people after they're dead, right?"
"Well, either way once I have my husband I will be a citizen, that's how it works."
"Where'd you learn that from?"
"The magic box of course, now then, any other questions future husband?"
"...what did you just say?"
"I asked if you had any more questions future husband. Why, is there a problem?"
"Several." He shook his head. "First off, by magic box, do you mean a TV?"
"T...V? What is that, is that what the magic box is called?"
"Yeah, it's television, it's where you can watch shows and all sorts of stuff at home. You know, entertainment."
"Ah, amazing, we must get one for the lair when we finally return."
"Yeah no. Second, what's this about future husband?"
"Well, the truth is I have decided to grant you the honor of being my new husband, I need one so I can stay here, plus I could use someone strong like yourself~" She winked with Danny blushing and shaking his head.
"Sorry to rain on your parade, but that's not happening anytime soon."
"Oh come now, this is a very desirable deal, many would give their life to mary a sultana you know."
"I guess I'm not one of them. First off, marrying me wouldn't automatically make you a citizen here, again the law doesn't see ghosts as citizens anymore because they're dead. Second, I'm too young to get married and I'm still in school."
"Really? How young are you? I was married when I was thirteen." She said as she looked him over. "You don't look like a child."
"I'm not, I'm a teenager, but I'm still a minor, which means I'm not old enough to get married, and even if I was, I wouldn't get married to you." He said, making her frown.
"What?! Why not? I am the sultana, you should feel honored!"
"Maybe because I'm not into you." he remarked flatly. "If you've gotten a chance to see a little bit of the world, but have you seen how people try to hook up?"
"Well, not recently, but I remember how it was back in my da-"
"It's not your day, hasn't been for thousands of years." He cut her off making her frown. "Today, people go about it a different way, and telling a guy he 'has the honor' of marrying you, isn't how to do it, it's just gonna push him away and leave you alone."
"Really, then how do people do it nowadays?" She asked in confusion.
"I'm not gonna tell you. If you wanna learn, I'm sure you'll find out on your own." He said as he got up to leave. "We're done here, got it?"
"Now see here! All I'm asking is a question."
"I know, but how are you gonna get by in your afterlife if you can't get the answers on your own?"
"I managed well enough before, and this isn't the after life, this is the world of the living!" She spoke floating after him. "Merely tell me what I want to know."
"Demanding won't work on me." He smirked. "Maybe if you use the magic words, I might be inclined."
"But my words didn't work on you before!"
"Not what I was talking about." He deadpanned. "Say please."
"Please? Oh, you have to be joking, you expect a woman of my stature to lower my pride to that of a commoner?"
"Either that or I keep ignoring you, your call."
"Fine, I kindly request that you give me all the information you have on this time period...please." She grumbled while Danny chuckled.
"I'm not sure, you didn't sound honest."
"Please ghost boy, give it to me, give it all, please." She remarked with Danny noting how weird it sounded that way and nodded.
"Alright, so what do you wanna know first? Because there's a LOT to cover, and even I don't know everything."
"Tell me how to make you my husband."
"Besides that."
"Fine, tell me how people date and gain affection this day of age."
"Well usually they tend to go on dates to places they like and try to have fun."
"Dates… what are those, all I can think of is the fruit."
"They're when two people hang out at a place or places and just have a good time. I mean what did you use to do with your husband?"
"We sat around the palace, dealt with the problems of the kingdom and he slept around with those damn dancers, hell he even tried to give one her own kingdom! Good thing I put an end to that by banishing her, damn that Desiree."
"Wait, hold up, you know Desiree?" He spoke in surprise.
"Yes, that tramp tried to steal my husband, all to gain power! I banished her and luckily she eventually died, but she turned into a ghost! Luckily I found her and commanded her to trap herself in a bottle for all time."
"Um… she was freed a while back."
"...what?"
"Yeah, did you not know?" He asked while seeing her shake in anger and clench her hands. "I'll take that as a no."
"That BITCH! Ok, let's go, we're going on a cunt hunt!"
"No way. I only go after ghosts if I know they're causing trouble. As long as they don't try to mess up the town or start shit, then I'll leave them alone just like they'll leave me alone." 'So she's the one who got jealous of Desiree when she was a human. I can definitely see why.'
"Augh! Damn it, fine, we'll find her later, now tell me more about dates."
"Well there's plenty of places to go for one. Like nasty burger, a roller skating rink, arcade, restaurant, public or secluded spots for just the two of them.
"Ah, I see, so where do you want to go first?"
"I'm not going on a date." He deadpanned.
"No, no, of course not, but I don't know where that stuff is, so you have to show me, right?" She smiled. "After all, I could end up lost if I float around without any sort of direction."
"You're a ghost, you have all the time in the world to find out where it is."
"So cold! Come now, is showing me around really going to be that bad?"
"It is when I already have plans tonight and can't show you around."
"Like what, what are you doing? I can join you."
"I doubt that." He said before she turned invisible.
"I think it is very possible, I'll just follow you like this."
"Alright, but don't get mad if my parent's scanners pick you up."
"If they do I'll just hitch a ride in you, they won't hurt their own son, right?"
"You'd be surprised. Let's just say my ghost half isn't really welcome either."
"Really, strange, well I'll just stick close to the human half, sound good?"
"Would anything I tell you really change your mind?"
"Nope." She said smugly.
"That's not something to be proud of."
(Later)
"Ok, seriously, stop following me!" Danny groaned as he walked towards the school doors.
"I told you I would stick close to you."
"It's been four days! Don't you get bored?!" He groaned. "Aren't you missing your grapes, or your fancy pillows? Or anything but following me?"
"A bit, but this is also quite interesting, and your bed is so soft, it's like a giant pillow."
"Wait, when were you in my bed?!"
"While you slept."
"But I was in it!"
"Yes, I know, it was quite comfortable~" She winked with Danny blushing and getting that mental image in his head. "You certainly liked it, you smiled the whole time~"
"S-Stop talking!" He covered his ears and started running down the street.
"Hey, come back here!" She yelled flying after him.
"Screw this, I'm getting the thermos!"
"What is a thermos?"
"You'll see soon enough!" He yelled while reaching home and ran upstairs.
"Wait, is that what you call your little soldier?"
"NO!" He cried as he began to dig around. 'Where is it, where is it?!' He thought before picking it up and grinned. "Bingo!"
"Danny? Come on, why are you running away?" She asked before seeing him hold the thermos out. "Oh, is that what you meant?"
"Yes, and enough is enough! You are going back to the ghost zone!" He spoke before the thermos began to suck the ghost up, getting a surprised yelp out of her as she tried to fly away.
"Hey, what is this, stop it!" She cried as she latched onto his wardrobe, trying to hold on. "Danny!"
"You made me do this!"
"Why?!" She cried as she began to lose her grip.
"Consider this a lesson on when to stop driving someone nuts!"
"You're crazy! I just wanted to spend time with you!" She cried before getting sucked in as Danny put the cap back on.
"Sorry, but it's time for you to go back to your realm." He walked out of his room and down to the basement. "There's a limit on patience, and mine is up."
"No fair, I was just staying close to my future husband! This isn't over!" Called her voice from the thermos.
Danny moved to the portal and put the thermos in the slot before she got sucked out of it and propelled back into the Ghost Zone with him closing it. "Sure feels over to me. I tried to be a nice guy, but there are times when even I gotta put my foot down." He said as he shook his head. "I hope she got the message."