Crazy trouble with love part 8
Cathy and Jake
Series: American Dragon Jake Long
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-New York City, Long Residence-
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Jake groaned while in his bed and turning his back to the alarm clock.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
He groaned before noticing that his alarm clock was turned on full power by a few mischievous pixies.
"He he he."
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"Ugh." he groaned sitting up and hit the clock.
Which read three am.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
He groaned and tried waving the pixies away while taking the batteries out of the clock.
Only for the pixies to place them back in.
BEEP BEEP BEE-
CRASH!
"You guys better scram, otherwise you're gonna find out what an angry dragon can do." Jake frowned while braking his clock with a dragon arm.
The pixies blinked before farting glitter at him and flew away.
"Gah! So rank!" he waved at the air and walked over to shut the window closed with a sigh. "Great, now I'm gonna be tired and drowsy in class."
That was when he decided to play a joke on Haley and went down into the kitchen to get some whipped cream. He grabbed it from the fridge, tip toed up to her room, and silently moved inside.
"Zzzz." She snored quietly while Jake placed the cream on her hands and nose.
'This is going to be good.'
(Next morning)
"JAKE!"
Said boy yawned while sleeping on the couch. "Huh? What? Who's there?" he heard stomping and looked at the stairs to see his sister coming down with the cream on her face. "Woah Haley, what happened to you?"
"You know what happened Jake!"
"Not really." He yawned while internally smirking. "Yawn...just let me sleep a little longer."
"You went in my room and put this on me!"
"Me?" He shook his head. "I've been sleeping here since some pixies started playing with my alarm clock...yawn. All night."
"You liar!"
And cue Jake falling asleep on the couch again.
"I'm telling mom and dad!"
"Zzzzz." He snored while internally laughing himself to sleep.
(Later on)
"Jake? Jake get up."
He groaned while opening one eye. "Huh…?"
"Jake, it's getting time for you to get up, especially since we have a question for you." frowned his mom.
He slowly got up. "If it's about the cream thing, I don't remember doing it at all. Yawn."
Susan frowned. "Still, you're going to have to be punished whether you remember or not."
"What? Why?" He said while fully awake. "I'm being honest."
"Well me and your father didn't do it, so it was either you or Hayley, and I doubt he'd go on and put whipped cream all over her face and not eat it instead."
"Well I can't remember." He said as his dad walked down the stairs with a whip cream bottle in his shirt pocket.
"Yawn...morning." He said as Susan blinked at him in shock. "Wow, you would not believe the craziest dream I had."
Jake looked to his mom with an 'I told you so' look.
"...I see your point." Susan sighed. "But if I hear anymore about whip cream you are grounded until you're eighty."
"But I didn't even do it!"
She walked away while Jake regained a single memory, that he didn't go through with it so he placed it back in the fridge...just when his dad came in, sleepwalking, and apparently did it himself.
'Dodged a bullet there.' He thought with a sigh.
(Later that day)
"See ya guys, I'm heading to school!" Jake yelled while running out the door, only to get hit by water from the street by a moving taxi. "Ah! Aw man!"
SPLASH!
And cue three more taxis splashing him in rapid succession.
"Aw man! Why three times?!" He yelled. "What is this Friday the 13th?!"
"That it is kiddo." His father called out from the window.
'Figures.' Jake grumbled before skateboarding away.
CRASH!
And hit a lamppost by accident.
"Ow."
(Later on)
"Shoulda just stayed in bed." He grumbled while he had a flower pot on his head and was covered in glass. "Ow. Really should've stayed in bed." he walked up to the doors and saw Spud and Trixi waiting for him.
"Hey." Trixi waved before seeing his state of being. "Um...what happened to you?"
"Went under a ladder and crashed into a shop window, twice."
"Wow dude, that's like…" Spud counted his fingers. "Eight years bad luck."
"Ugh." He groaned before a bird pooped on him. "Aw man! Why did it have to be the most unlucky day in the world?!"
"Chill Jakey, if you let it get to ya, schools gonna be way more worst."
"That's right." Spud said before Jake's shoelaces broke in half. "Oh...in good old anime heaven, that's bad luck."
Jake grumbled at this. "Let's just get inside before I decide to ditch."
"Good call." Trixi said as they got inside the school. "Just don't go under that door with the paint."
"Thanks for the heads up." He said while going through the other door, and got hit by someone opening the door before him. "GAH!"
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt."
"No duh."
(Later)
Jake groaned as he finally got out of school for the day, but not without any scars or injuries to his person. That included him getting a black eye from Brad. Suffice to say he just wanted to crash in bed and not get up.
That was when he saw his skateboard smashed to bits by a brick.
"Aw man!" he facepalmed. "FUCK!"
"Ha ha." said a young boy with a brick his hands from the other side of the street. "You just got pranked."
"Why you little!" he snarled before grabbing the brick and hurled it right back at him, knocking him on his ass. "I'm not in the mood you brat!"
"Ow!"
"Good, learn not to mess with the-" he tried to say before the kids bigger and very muscular friends walked over to him and glared at him.
"No one hurts our boss." The head kid said with a frown as he cracked his knuckles.
"Fuck."
(One long beating later)
Jake groaned in pain. 'Why's this gotta happen to the AmDrag?'
As this occurred, he didn't notice a red sports car driving towards him.
'So painful.' He groaned while suffering from a bloody nose. 'This day sucks, a lot.'
The car stopped in front of him and honked several times.
'Oh great...I'm going to get hit by a car. Just great.'
"Jake Long! Hey Jake, get in the car." spoke a familiar voice.
"Huh?" He looked up and saw a dark skinned woman with dark hair in a bun, dark black eyes, with a D cup chest and small ass, wearing a dark purple sleeveless dress, pearl earrings, a gold necklace, and had red ruby lips, in the drivers side of the sports car.
"Jake, get up and stop...what happened to you?" She asked while seeing his blood covered body.
"Aunt Cathy?" he spoke in surprise. "Who, nice car."
"Thanks, but what happened to you?" She asked while unlocking the passenger door.
"Friday the 13th."
"Oh…" she trailed off. "Well at least you didn't get eaten by a sharkman. Gregory would-"
"Please don't talk to me about him." He interrupted. "I'm really not in the mood for that." he rubbed his head. "What are you doing all the way up here anyway?"
"Can't an aunt just visit her nephew and niece once in a while?" She chuckled. "I'm on vacation."
"So you wanna spend it up here?"
"Yes, away from undersea magical animals." She sighed. "Plus I need a break from my family once in a while."
"And Gregory?"
"At a summer camp in Mexico."
'Thank god, if I had to deal with that annoying dork today I'd probably show him what a pissed off dragon can do.'
"Anyway, want me to take you home or something? You look...very bloodied right now."
"You mean get a ride in a sweet car like that? Sign me up."
"Alright, but first." She locked the car. "You and I have a few pit stops to make."
"And that would be?"
"Women's clothing. All kinds to be exact. I have a party next week in Italy and I want to look my best to the Strigoi."
'Not those dragon vampires again!' he thought while getting in the passenger's seat. "You sure about that?"
"Relax, I dated a Strigoi in my teens." She said while driving off. "And she was good with parties."
'Wait...what?!'
(Later on)
"Here we are, this place is the one I've heard has some of the best outfits in all of New York." Cathy said while looking at a giant shop called the 'Undying Garments'. "It also has the best set of undergarments this side of the magical world."
Jake groaned.
"They also have medical aid."
"From who or what exactly?"
"Orc nurses, the nice looking girls if you're wondering."
He blinked at this. "Never seen an orc as a nurse."
"Trust me, they are hot." Cathy chuckled while dragging Jake inside the store. "Now let's get you healed and me some new clothes."
"Ow! Easy, sore wrist." he winced.
"Sorry."
(Inside)
Jake sighed while waiting for his aunt to finish changing as a very sexy orc nurse with an hourglass body patched him up with bandages.
"There you are, good as new." she smiled, putting the last bandage on his cheek. "Don't move around too much now."
"T-Thanks." 'Holy cow she's hot!'
The nurse walked away while the boy felt a tent forming in his pants.
'Damn! If all orcs were like that, I wouldn't mind getting my butt kicked by them.' He thought before noticing a dark spot on his pants. 'Aw man! Why now?! In public too!'
"Jake dear, I'm almost done." Cathy said from the stall.
"G-Great!" he called back while using his backpack to cover his lap. 'I can't let her see this!'
As she got out, she placed the clothes onto Jake's lap and walked to the cashier
"I'll take it all, and put it on Susan Long's credit. As always." She smirked evilly.
"Wait, you're making my mom pay?" spoke Jake in shock.
"Yep, she doesn't know." Cathy smirked. "So keep that mouth zipped and I might get you some ice cream. Ok?"
"W-"
"To spite her for making me break up with my high school crush." She deadpanned. "To be honest, she had the same crush too on that elf."
"Uh...wait, you two had the hots for an elf? The short kind?"
"No the tall ones. There are such a thing as tall elves."
'She's makin' mom pay the credit when she's got that sweet ride? Talk about cheap.' he thought standing up while feeling his dick growing soft. 'Ain't no way I'm keeping quiet finding out this.'
She got her bags and walked off as Jake kept his bag close. "Ready to go?"
"You got it Aunt Cathy."
(Later)
Jack licked his rainbow sprinkle vanilla cone while walking up the steps with his aunt.
Knock knock.
"Remember." She said to Jake. "No talking about the credit."
"Relax aunt, I'm no snitch." he smiled. "This dragon's lips are sealed." 'For the next two minutes.'
She nodded before knocking again, causing Haley to open the door. "Hi Haley, is your mother home? I just bought Jake home."
"Oh, sure thing Aunt Cathy. Mom! Jake's home!"
She walked down the stairs as Jake kept on eating his cone.
'Wow, minotaur ice cream is delicious.' He thought while enjoying the cold treat. 'Who would have guessed I'd like this stuff? Wonder what other stuff I'm missing out on.'
"Where have you been?" Susan asked.
"Would you believe clothes shopping with your sister?"
"What?" she looked surprised. "Cathy?"
"Yup, ran into her on the way home, even got me ice cream."
Susan looked at her sister with a raised eyebrow. "And you didn't do anything else with him?"
"Relax Susan, I made sure he was well taken care off after getting beaten by some brutes on the street. Really, I think you need to teach him a little bit better if he got a bloody nose and several bruises on his ribs." She pointed to Jake. "Got him healed by an orc nurse."
"What?! Jake are you getting bullied?"
"It's not like that mom, today's just been a really unlucky day that's all."
She looked him over while Haley looked at the ice cream cone.
"Can I have one too?"
"Sorry." Cathy sweatdropped. "The shop is closed down town, but maybe tomorrow if you're a good little girl."
"Awww." She pouted.
"Mom." Jake moved back. "I'm ok, really I am."
And cue his ice cream falling on the ground with a splat.
"...unlucky maybe. But not in any sort of pain."
"Well next time call me before running off." she sighed before turning to Cathy with a frown. "As for you, let me know next time you take my son off somewhere, I was worried about him."
"Oh relax." She patted Jake on the back. "Like I would let him get hurt under my watch. Oh and by the way, tomorrow can Jake help me get used to the big apple? I'm not familiar with the place, well the mundane places that is."
"Why?" Susan raised an eyebrow. "Why do you need to know the layout?"
"Because I'm thinking of getting a nice cozy apartment somewhere in the magical part of New York City. But that's the problem, real estate and all, especially with those Huntsmen walking around looking for skulls. Just the other day I met two that looked like the geeks you dated in high school and by god, they couldn't stop talking about skulls and video games and being overall…" she looked at Haley. "Donkeys." 'Saved it!'
Susan blushed while Haley looked confused.
"Anyway I need someone who knows the place inside and out. And no Haley can't come, she's too small and might get lost."
"Hey!"
"Wait, I thought you said you just needed a break." spoke Jake.
"Can't a girl multitask?" She smirked. "I'm taking a vacation and finding a new home for me away from home. If you help I might come and visit you more often, even get you some proper training. Wait...do you still use VCR or CD?"
"Why?"
"I brought some tapes with me just in case I see father." She deadpanned. "He really enjoys VCR tapes. Oh, like the time he proposed to mother with a corny love video, remember that Susan? When he told you and you nearly peed your pants with laughter?"
"I did not!" she cried out with a blush. "You're remembering it wrong, as for Jake, he has school and homework so he'll be busy."
"Actually." Jake said. "I don't have homework this week, apparently my bad luck kinda...caused the school to get cockroaches so it has to be fumigated."
"Ew!" Haley gagged in disgust.
"Well then my dad probably needs you to help around the shop."
"I went to the shop an hour ago." Cathy said. "He's at an antique convention, a troll one to be exact. And you do recall how he likes collecting magical artifacts and junk for his shop."
Susan sweatdropped as she did recall how her father would attempt to tackle giants and other innocent bystanders for a very rare or interesting artifact, like the Pied Piper's Flute a few years ago. 'Oh boy, hopefully the building isn't flammable.'
"Anyways, I'll try to call ahead so you don't worry yourself into getting any grey hairs." Cathy said before walking off. "Oh also, if you get tired of the normal human I have a contact with a lonely werewolf from Sacramento."
Susan frowned at this as Cathy drove off in her sports car. "Like I'd ever leave your father, talking her head off like usual."
"Well I got some news for you mom, but you're not gonna like it." spoke Jake.
"What?"
"She's been using your credit card to pay for her clothes."
"...WHAT?!" she cried out with wide eyes. "So she's the one who's been giving me extra bills from clothes I never bought?"
"Yeah, didn't want me to say, but come on, like I'm gonna keep that from you."
Susan growled at this. "Oh she's going to pay for that!"
Haley whispered to Jake. "Should've kept that one a secret. At least until next year."
"Huh? Why?"
"Girls are kinda touchy about their clothes, especially grownups."
"Well it's not like I could just lie to her." he whispered back.
"You have a point, but still, mom won't be happy for a while."
"I figured."
"Jake, you're not going to show your aunt around the city, if she's cheap enough to make me pay for her clothes, then she can buy a taxi to drive around and see the city for herself."
Jake saw the fire in his mother's eyes and nodded. 'Oh boy.'
(Later)
Jake sighed as he got up, feeling lucky than ever before. The only problem was that he heard someone throwing rocks at his window.
Click.
Click.
Click.
"Aw man, who could be this early?" He muttered before looking outside and saw Cathy throwing rocks at the window while the car's engine was running in the background. He opened the window and ducked from the next rock. "Yo Aunt Cathy, what's going on?" he called down.
"Hey, are you ready for our three am tour of New York City?" She whispered. "The cars burning the midnight oil and I don't want to stop to get gas today."
"Three am? That's way too early." he yawned. "I gotta get some sleep."
"Do that and I will keep throwing rocks at your window." she warned picking more up. "And don't test me, I'm a woman of my word."
Jake groaned while going back inside and got dressed. 'I'm going to regret this.'
(A few minutes later)
Vroom, vroom, vrooom.
Jake yawned as he walked out back. "Why we gotta do this so early? I figured you'd wanna get your beauty sleep."
"I already did, I'm just an early bird." She shrugged while opening the driver's side door. "Come along, I know this place where you can get egg sandwiches at three in the morning for a buck."
GROWL!
"Well the AmDrag can't walk around on an empty stomach, sounds good to me." He said while attempting to hop into his seat.
"Don't try it." Cathy warned. "I punched the last guy that dirtied my baby with their muddy feet, I don't need another one."
"Well parking in an alley isn't exactly clean." he deadpanned.
"Just get in and buckle up." 'Cheeky little brat.'
"Tail of the dragon." he let his tail out and used it to brush the dirt off in the alley before getting in and shut the door. "Better?"
"Yes, although you could have used the wings and just fly over the dirt."
"But then it wouldn't be my style." he smirked.
Cathy rolled her eyes before starting the engine and drive out of the alleyway.
(Later on)
"Man, these are pretty good." Jake said while eating his egg sandwich as Cathy was drinking some coffee.
"Well they are cooked to perfection." She said while savoring her drink. "Plus the bacon is seasoned with pepper."
"What kind of bacon is it?"
"You want to know?"
"Yes."
"Unicorn."
Jake stopped eating and looked at the sandwich and felt himself get sick and covered his mouth.
"I was joking, it's just regular meat." 'Aka Bicorn meat, but better not tell him that. Eating that kind of meat is illegal in some places.' "So go on and eat."
"Uh...on second thought, I better not eat too much."
GROWL!
"Your stomach says otherwise." Cathy chuckled. "Go ahead, I'm just messing with you, can't you take a joke?"
"Not when I'm eating." Jake deadpanned while eating his sandwich. "And it wasn't funny."
"Well Gregory loves my dark humor."
'More like gets scared by it.' He thought. 'Then again, seeing that guy get so scared and act like a wimp would be pretty funny.'
"So, where do you want to go first?"
"Oh well...maybe just walk around Central Park?"
"I'm looking for real estate, not a treehouse."
"Hey, you wanted me to show you around, so why not get a view of a pretty swell spot to sit down and relax to take in the sights?" He deadpanned.
"...true. Alright, we will go there first. But don't get lost, I do not want to be responsible for your accidental drowning."
"Oh please, the day I get lost in my own hometown is the day Fu gets a girlfriend."
"..." she looked at him in confusion and disbelief.
"What?"
"Oh sorry, had this crazy thought where you and the hairless dog were a couple." She waved off. "Just forget about it and let's get back to having a good breakfast."
"What?! Aw gross! Why would you even think that?!"
"No idea." She said while drinking her coffee. 'Oh boy…shouldn't have watched that all night porn channel at the hotel.'
'Aw man! That's just wrong on every level!' He thought while imagining Fu in a dress. 'Oh god...I'm going to hurl!'
"Want another sandwich?"
"Um...sure." He said.
"Alright, I'll go order you one." Cathy said while getting up and walked to the long line towards the register.
Jake shook his head while looking for something to clear his mind, that being his aunt's ass, by accident of course. He blushed and looked away. 'Come on Jake, don't go staring at your aunt like that.'
An image of the ass appeared in his head as romantic music was heard in his ears.
'Why?!' He thought while slamming his head on the table.
(Later)
"Wow, I imagined Central Park to be a bit smaller."
Jake deadpanned. "Really?"
"Well I've seen parks that were smaller than this so in a little comfortable with them. This?" She pointed to the park around her. "This is completely different."
"You do live on an island."
"Yes, after I moved out of Chicago during my college days." She said. "I was pregnant with Gregory at the time."
"So you weren't even out of school?"
"Blame the deadbeat father." She frowned. "Left me with a kid and ran away to New Zealand. From what I heard, he got killed by a Huntsman and I'm proud he got skinned. Was a lousy boyfriend and lover."
Jake gulped hearing that. 'Damn, Aunt Cathy is ice cold saying that without missing a beat.'
"Anyway, you going to show me around the park?" She asked while crossing her arms.
"Yeah, just don't get lost." he joked.
She smirked while rubbing his head. "Don't get cheeky with me."
"Hey, watch the hair."
"Why? Scared I might mess it up?"
"No, it just feels wonky."
"Then I'm going to keep doing it." She smirked while rubbing faster.
"Hey!" he moved away while touching up his hair. "It's not easy getting it this good."
Cathy chuckled. "Oh relax, it's an aunts job to kid around with their nieces and nephews."
'And cause trouble with their sister.' He thought with a grumble while his eyes looked at the chest. '...oh no. I'm not looking at them!'
"So is there anything about this park that's like a landmark? Something people would have a real reason to come by to it?"
"Oh yeah, there are some rocks here that came from a glacier."
"I see, and you will show me them right?"
"Well yeah."
She grabbed his hand. "Then let's go my little tour guide."
And cue Jake feeling his groin getting slightly harder than usual.
'Stupid hormones!' He thought with a blush. 'That's your aunt! Try thinking about someone else, like Rose.'
And cue an image of Cathy in Rose's clothes and Huntsman outfit appeared in his head. 'Hey, want me to hunt that dragon~'
Jake slapped himself and groaned.
"Jake, are you coming with or not?"
"I'm coming!" He yelled while his voice cracked. 'Oh no.'
"..." 'Looks like he entered puberty, better get him a gift for finally cracking his voice.' she thought with amusement. 'Hopefully he can reign it in and not gawk all day.'
(Later on)
Jake sighed as he had some pizza with his aunt, which was oozing cheese onto his plate.
"Normally I don't eat pizza because it's so greasy, but I suppose that's something I better get used to dealing with around here." Cathy said while just having a white pizza. "Plus you have been a gentleman with me, letting me go through doors first and paying for the meal. Now if I wasn't your aunt and a few years younger, I might have asked you for another date."
"Aw geez, Aunt Cathy don't say stuff like that." he blushed.
"Oh come now, don't tell me you're getting embarrassed." She chuckled. "Because that's not even my best compliment."
"Really? And your best is?"
She patted his head. "When you're older."
'Now I don't think I wanna know.' He thought before an image of Cathy whispered in his ear.
'Come on big boy, give mama a kiss~'
'No!' he gulped. 'What's wrong with me?! Please tell me this is just hormones, I can't find my own aunt for god sake!'
'Want a lap dance?'
And cue him getting a nosebleed.
"Are you ok?" Cathy asked. "You're bleeding."
"Oh...I'm ok." He said while using a napkin to clean his nose. "So...how's the family?"
"Fine, Gregory saved his first magical creature just last week."
"What kind?"
"A succubus."
"For real?" spoke Jake with some doubt.
"Yes, a powerful one too, all on his own." she smiled with a little arrogance to her tone. "I wouldn't be surprised if he went off and saved a whole town of creatures next time."
"I defeated the Dark Dragon, more than once."
"..."
"It's true." he spoke while finding satisfaction getting her to suddenly stop. "You can even talk to gramps if you don't believe me."
"..."
"Aunt Cathy?" He waved a hand over her face. "Aunt Cathy?"
"..."
'Did I break her?'
"Huh? Oh well…um...congratulations." She said while sweating a little. 'WHAT?! He did WHAT?! PUMPKIN WHAT?!'
"Yeah, no lie." Jake said proudly. "And he always ran off after the AmDragon kicked his butt."
"That's great, good job Jake, you're certainly growing." she said while trying to keep a straight smile. 'The Dark Dragon?! How?! He's only a child, but if he did that...oh no, the prophecy might be happening sooner than we were told!'
"I don't want to brag, but," He ate his pizza. "I infiltrated the Huntsmen Academy and became a student there for a bit."
"..."
'Not again.'
"...that's…great, it really is." Cathy stuttered while looking ready to pass out.
"Is something wrong?" he asked. "You look a bit sick."
"No no, I'm perfectly fine, really. Hey, what time is it?"
"About noon, why?"
"Oh! I let time fly away, I need to make a call to my doctor, I'll bet right back." she stood up and walked away while pulling out her phone.
Beep.
Ring….ring...ring…click.
"Hello?"
"It's me, Cathy, I'm calling from New York and just learned some big news, the bad kind."
"Did the stock market crash again?"
"No." she frowned. "It involves Susan's son, Jake, and the prophecy!"
"And?"
"Apparently he claims to have beaten the Dark Dragon."
"We heard that from the council, apparently Chang betrayed the world since your father was a young man and his grandson defeated them, a lot of times. It's old news by now."
"How did I not know?!"
"I told you before, but you were busy that day to even listen."
She groaned and rubbed her nose. "Look, the fact he's done that at his age just goes to show that the prophecy is coming true, and something has to be done before it comes true."
"What do you want me to do? I'm not an assassin you know."
"I'm going to try and see if I can find one here that can do the job. Nephew or not, we can't let him succeed."
"We know that, just make sure don't get caught."
"I won't."
"Also if you fail, then I win the bet. You know the one."
She grumbled. "I know, and I'm not going to lose to you."
"Yeah yeah, later."
She ended the call and took a deep breath. 'Relax Cathy, you can do this. It's for the sake of the future and Gregory.'
As she walked back in, she noticed that Jake was gone.
'Wait...did he use a dragon power to overhear me? Please don't let that be the case!' she thought looking around. "Jake? Where are you? I'm done talking with my doctor."
"He left." said a waiter. "Said something about 'getting a gift' for his aunt. He went to your left, towards the subway."
'That's the entrance to the magical part of New York City.' she thought before heading away. 'That's a relief, for a second I was worried he heard all that.'
(With Jake)
'I can't believe I just overheard that!' He thought while walking by some trolls. 'Why kill me?! What's the deal with this prophecy? I need to get away and talk to Fu Dog, then maybe he can get in touch with gramps and fill him on the down low.'
As he walked down the street, he didn't see Cathy walking behind him.
'Ugh, why did this have to happen today?! Just why?!' He thought in frustration. 'First I have to deal with a day of bad luck, I wake up early, have to deal with staring at my aunt like a weirdo, and now she wants me dead? What'd I ever do besides show how much cooler than I am besides her dorky son? She's already richer than us, that's something to feel cocky about.'
'Just a little closer.' Cathy thought before seeing Jake walking into a bar. 'Rats...wait? Is that an all ogre bar?'
'I'll hide out here for now, then head home when it gets late, then I can tell mom.' He thought before seeing several ogre women in skimpy outfits, walking passed him. 'I really didn't need to see that.'
"Hey kid." spoke the ogre at the bar with a frown. "You got an ID to come in here?"
"Um…."
"Well?"
"...no?"
He narrowed his eyes and leaned down near Jake who sweat nervously before raising an eyebrow. "Hey wait a sec, ain't you that american dragon fella?"
"Um ...no, I'm Jack O'Lantern."
"Well Jack, if you don't got any ID, you ain't getting any drink, we run a legit business here."
"Well I'm not here for drinks." He told the ogre before whispering. "I'm being followed by a potential hitwoman."
"So you figured you could bring your troubles into MY bar? Not gonna happen."
"No no, she wants to kill me because a prophecy. And she's my aunt."
"...that's fucked up."
"I know, that's why I just need to hide out somewhere until she leaves and I can get home."
"Go into the kitchen. It smells so bad a dragon would faint from the rotting blue cheese." He pointed to the back. "But no sampling."
"Thanks man." Jake said before running Into the kitchen, and almost puked. 'Oh god!' he covered his nose and moved around the chefs while trying not to yak and reached the back door and got out, gagging and breathing in fresh air. "Damn! That stuff could raise the dead."
"Yo." said a skeleton while eating a piece of rotting meat. "Want some?"
"Pass."
"Ok, also heard about your prophecy problem and I suggest you visit an oracle. They will tell you all about that silly fate stuff, trust me, I escaped my fate."
"That would be?"
"Getting eaten by a troll, ha! I died from breathing this air in! Take that fate!"
Jake sweatdropped and walked off while mulling that over. "Oracle? But the only two I know of are Sara and Katie."
"I say take what you can get kid." The undead creature said. "Also are you expecting someone?"
"No why?"
"A tanned woman is at the counter, looking for you."
"Crap!" Jake bolted off.
The skeleton looked at Cathy before saying. "He went out the back, but you didn't hear it from me."
"Thanks."
(Later)
Jake ran around while looking for the redheads Sara and Katie. "I just hope those two are around here."
"Hello."
He jumped while seeing the twins right next to him.
"Hi~ How are you?" Katie smiled.
"Oh thank god I've been looking for you two."
"We know, we saw it."
"And you look very scared."
"It's my aunt, she's wanting to kill me over some weird prophecy."
"And?" Both said at once.
"And she's going to kill me!"
Sara raised an eyebrow. "You aren't scheduled to die yet."
"Not until you have fifty kids!" Katie giggled.
"What?!" he gaped at her. "F-Fifty kids?!"
"All girls." Sara said flatly. "All perfectly healthy and all that shit."
"But...But ...Ok, I'll worry about that later, but right now I need your help! I gotta know a place to hide and just what kinda prophecy my aunt was talking about."
"How old is it?" Katie asked with a giggle.
"What?"
"How old is the prophecy." Sara sighed. "And what are the details of it?"
"I don't know how old."
"Then we can't help you~" Katie giggled.
"What?!"
"Besides." Sara said. "If you want to know about a prophecy that is already made, just go to the prophecy section of the library." She then added. "Which is right behind you...go team…"
Jake turned his head and spotted an old library. "Thanks guys, I owe you one."
"Just watch out for killer turkey goblins." Katie giggled as they walked away.
"Turkey what?" He said before seeing a pack of goblins with turkey hats on them, walking in front of him and-
CRASH!
Knocked into them as the hats went flying into a pot of acid.
"Ow."
"Told you."
"Hey." growled the leader. "You just destroyed our ancestral turkey appreciation hats!"
'Oh no.'
(With Cathy)
"Damn it, where'd he get to?" She frowned while looking around, a little calmer now that the whole 'Dark Dragon' thing was done and over with, and right now she's not trying to kill him, just talk to him...like a normal human being slash dragon hybrid should be doing at times like this.
The only problem was that she lost him in the crowd.
"How hard can it be to find a teenager in red with green and black hair?" She grumbled. "To think I let my paranoia affect me again...ugh. And here I thought my medicine was keeping that in check." 'Note to self, apologize to him or if I can't find him...run to Canada.'
"Hello~"
She blinked and turned around to her left side. "Yes?"
"Hello, are you Jake's aunt?" smiled Katie.
"Yes, but who are you two?"
"Oracles." Sara deadpanned while holding her sister's hand. "And you are going to get another million dollars in the lottery, woopty doo."
"And lose it all to a fire~"
"...damn it." she muttered. "I was hoping on buying myself a personal yacht."
"Blame Gregory." Katie giggled. "He's going to practice on it and blame it on the stove. He he~"
"WHAT?!"
"But you will send him to band camp for that." Sara yawned. "So are you going to stop talking to us or are you going to explain why Jake is running around like a scared troll with a beaver in his loins?"
"Uh...well...I think there's been a minor misunderstanding. See we were just having pizza, I had to call...my doctor, but then I've had to chase after him because he's getting me a gift."
"So it wasn't the assasination attempt?" Katie asked. "If so, he's going to die from a lot of killer bees."
"What? Of course not, that's silly." spoke Cathy with a nervous chuckle.
"We know the past and future." Sara deadpanned. "No sense in lying to us."
"Or do we have to bring you to a judge~?"
"No no no! None of that!"
"Then talk." Sara frowned.
Cathy took a deep breath and let it out. "Ok, fine, I might have mentioned something like that, but there's a good reason! It was for the sake of the magical and normal realms."
"..."
"..."
"Wow, you are desperate." Both said at once. "And stupid."
"You don't even know what the reason is!"
"Oracles." Both said at once.
"Ugh."
"So why are you going to kill him with love?" Katie asked with a giggle before covering her mouth. "Oops, you weren't supposed to hear that part." 'Yet.'
"Look, I'm just listening to the prophecy my family has heard from centuries. You see, long ago when the Long family was starting out, there was a great oracle who lead it. His visions were always spot on and without fail, so the family hailed him as an almost god, and it was on his deathbed he gave his last vision. He told about a dragon in the future who would bring ruin and death to the world, but there would be a dragon able to stop him and bring peace."
"So you think Jake is the one who's going to kill everyone, why?" asked Katie.
"Because from what me and the rest of the family have heard about Jake, he's not fit to be the American Dragon. He constantly shows off, goofs up, and makes mistakes. Unlike Gregory who we help be positive role models, Jake just has to be the dragon. Look, it's nothing personal, but for the world's sake, he's a danger to everyone."
"..."
"..."
Both sisters walked up to her and slapped her hard on the face. "You are a moron!"
"OW!"
"I'm not one to getting upset, but are you serious?!" yelled Katie. "Didn't the prophecy give you any clues on the dragon? Like, what the color was? What they might do before doing that? Stuff that would be more clear?"
"Well...um…"
"Also." Sara frowned. "We saw Jake's future when we met him and news flash, he actually stopped the Dark Dragon ten thousand times and brought world peace! Just by being himself."
"Gregory on the other hand?" Katie said with a frown. "He became arrogant, selfish, unable to empathize with anyone, AND started WORLD WAR THREE!"
"What?!" Cathy gaped at the two with the twins nodding. "But...But...Gregory isn't like that! He's a good boy!"
"No he isn't." Both said at once while their eyes glowed at the same time. "He's just a sociopath that uses you and your family to gain his powers, not earn them. And one day he will destroy the house of Long, with fires from hell. So says the oracles."
Cathy shivered hearing the tone with the glow fading and the two groaning and shaking their heads.
"Ok, now that's big." spoke Sara.
"Yep." Katie nodded. "Like really big. Oh and I think I saw this woman fainting on the ground. Like about-"
CRASH!
"Now."
"Let's leave her be, I foresaw us getting some sodas before heading home."
"Ok." Katie smiled. "I also see you drinking a pink potion and giving me lots of kisses." 'He he he.'
"Let's just go home." she blushed.
(With Jake)
Jake hid under a table while keeping still. 'I hope she doesn't enter the library.'
As he kept still, he didn't see a small lamia slithering near his legs.
"Hi." She waved. "Hiding from someone?"
"AH!" he jumped and hit his head. "Ow!"
"Sorry." She said sadly. "Are you ok?"
"Yeah, minus hitting my head."
"So you're hiding?"
"Yeah."
"Same here. From my sister, she wants me to visit Japan to meet her darling-kun. But...she's kinda jealous of women and not really nice to unwanted guests so I'm just hiding from one of her...acquaintances."
"At least your aunt isn't hunting you."
"True, but why?"
"She's trying to kill me."
"...you have more issues than my tribe. And they use tribe husbands."
"Meaning?"
"One guy for all the women."
"Damn...lucky."
"So this aunt." She asked. "Why is she going to kill you?"
"A prophecy."
"...again. You have it worse than I do."
"No duh." He said before seeing a blue and green slime with gold eyes grabbing the lamia and dragging her away.
"Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
Click.
Jake sweatdropped at that. 'Glad I'm not her.'
As he looked out of the table, he noticed that his aunt was right near the table, looking very ready to pass out and was crying like mad.
'What the?' he thought in confusion. 'What's with her?'
She sniffled before crying out loud. "W-Why?! Just why?!"
"HUSH!"
"Oh shut it!" She yelled while crying even more. "You don't know how it feels to be this depressed!"
"HUSH!"
"SHUT UP!" Cathy snapped while hitting the table hard with her left fist. "JUST SHUT...up! AWAW!"
'Ok, what's going on today?!' Jake thought in confusion. 'She's wanting me dead, but now she's bawling her eyes out?'
"AWAWAW!" Cathy cried while tears dropped onto Jake's face.
'Maybe I should try and sneak off.' He thought before noticing that she was blocking his only escape, as the table he was hiding under was right next to a wall and boxed in by two bookcases. 'I'm gonna have to use my wings to get a head start, she's gonna notice me no matter how I try to slip past.'
(Two hours of crying later)
"AWAWAWAWAWAW!"
'Why am I hesitating?! It's right there!'
"AWAWAWAW!"
Jake groaned while covering his ears. 'This is worse than dealing with Haley and a temper tantrum.'
Cathy kept on crying before a librarian chimaera walked over.
"You have to leave." said the first head.
"And your son too." The serpent head said while looking under the table and picked Jake up.
"And never come back." The goat head said.
"Jake?!"
"Uh...hey." He waved before the chimaera walked to the door and threw them out, with him landing on the ground as Cathy landed on his face butt first. "Mmmph!"
Cathy groaned. "Ow…"
"Mmmmm!" Jake cried out while his tent got bigger. 'Aw come on!'
Cathy looked down and jumped as she got up. "S-Sorry! And I really do meant that!"
"I-It's cool, really!" He blushed before shaking his head. "W-Wait...you're not well...um...aw man. I forgot the gift...um." He moved away. "I'll just go get one."
"Jake wait!" She yelled out while grabbing his shoulder. "Don't run away."
"But the gift."
"Forget the gift." she frowned. "I know you weren't really getting one."
Jake gulped. "..." 'She's on to me! I need to run now!'
"Just hear me out." She sighed. "It's a lot to take in, but it's the reason why you heard what you heard."
"...fine, but don't strangle my neck afterwards."
(One long explanation later)
"..."
"And that's when I started following you."
Jake eye twitched while looking ready to explode.
"So...sorry." Cathy gulped. "I kinda let my paranoia take over that time."
"YA THINK!" he yelled out making her flinch. "Getting jealous because I did something your annoying brat of a son couldn't do in a million years is one thing because you were jealous, but wanting me dead because of a stupid prophecy you weren't even there to hear is straight up messed up!"
"I know. I got a talking to by your friends." She said sadly. "And they also slapped me pretty hard on the cheeks."
"I got a good right to do it!" he kept yelling. "I mean seriously, did you ever think that it was messed up and could have just told me ahead of time? Heck, did you even tell my mom?"
"..."
"You didn't?!"
"She might have told father."
Jake's mouth started to produce smoke as he saw red. "So you were gonna kill your own nephew over a stupid old prophecy and figured your precious Gregory was gonna be the one to do it? I'm the one who had to fix all the shit last time I was over and had to share some of the glory with him because I pitied him! And even then he had the gall to treat me like a damn baby when I could just as easily put him in the damn hospital if he pushed me the wrong way!"
Cathy looked away with shame. "...I'm sorry. I was just worried...about my son's life."
"Well you should've thought about others instead of a brat like him." he frowned. "You might have loaded pockets, but some of us don't get the chance to get spoiled rotten. And news flash, treating him like he's all that right when he got his first dragon tooth is nothing compared to all the crap I had to deal with way long before him, which let me point out, is enough to make a guy like that piss himself. Heck, he'd be a dragon pelt if he had to deal with the Huntsclan, even just one of them would be too much for him."
"But-"
"And he's slow and lazy. I mean have you EVER tried to give him any exercise besides seeing him glide? Well? Did you or are you too disillusioned to even see he's a brat?!"
Cathy held back another tear. "N...No."
"Exactly! You think I save so many people how I am? If gramps doesn't get on my back about staying fit and keeping my head sharp, I'd probably get killed. I don't like all the extra hard work, but I know it's part of the gig, which is something I gotta endure and make sure I can do my job right." Jake frowned. "So get off that high horse and make a change, not a half assed one, but a REAL change."
Cathy looked away and gave a small nod. "Alright."
Jake let out a heavy breath and rubbed his head. "Damn, I'm starting to get a headache. Look, why don't we call it a day and try to cool off? Right now I feel exhausted."
"..." she nodded.
"What time is it anyway?"
"Eleven at night." spoke a mermaid while cleaning her stand. "You've been talking and yelling for a few hours now."
"What?! Aw crap! If I don't get home, mom and dad are gonna flip!"
"...you can stay with me." Cathy said with a very sad tone. "I have enough room for...one more."
"I don't think my folks are gonna be ok with that, not unless you can pull a miracle and keep them from getting mad."
"I can." She said before pulling out her phone. "Yes. It's me. Yes, I want you to put a memory wipe spell on the Long family. Yes, yes, yes you will get triple the amount as usual. Yes yes, can you make it tonight? Yes, ok thank you Arachne. Goodbye."
Click.
"...what did you just do?"
"Called a friend, nothing more, nothing less."
Jake shivered at that. "And how often do you do that?"
"Let's just say it's better you don't know."
"...mafia?"
"Worse." She said while taking his hand. "I'll take you to my suite."
'I'm still pissed, but I'm too tired to be picky right now.'
(Later)
He blinked while in a golden hotel room with a giant fluffy bed, a large tv, a small kitchen and a large bathroom with a see through shower. "Oh...my…."
"It's the cheapest suite I can afford."
'CHEAP?!' he looked around in disbelief. 'How is this cheap?! This is the kinda stuff I've dreamed of!'
Cathy sighed while sitting down. "Want to take a seat? Watch tv?"
"I'll pass, I gotta get some sleep." He sighed before noticing that he smelled terrible. "Scratch that, I'm taking a shower then snoozing."
"Alright, the shower is near the back." Cathy said as Jack walked into the bathroom. 'Yep...I really screwed up this time.'
(Later)
Jake sighed while letting the water trail down his hair and rubbed his scalp with soap. "Man, this day is wacked out." 'It's crazy.'
As he relaxed, he didn't notice that Cathy was watching him from the bed, due to the fact that the glass was see through from the outside but not the inside.
'I really messed up today. I wouldn't be surprised if he stopped seeing me as family, and I don't blame him.' She sighed. 'Maybe I should make it up to him?' she rubbed her chin. 'But how?'
That was when something Katie said popped in her head, something about love.
'Love huh...mmmm….' She thought before getting a very bad idea. 'Maybe I should teach him about sex?'
With Jake he turned the shower off and grabbed the towel.
However as he walked to the bed, he noticed that Cathy...wasn't in the room.
"Eh?" he looked around. "Aunt Cathy?"
Silence.
"Aunt Cathy?" He looked around while looking confused. "Where are you? I'm done in the shower if you need to use it."
Silence.
He looked very lost before noticing that her clothes were on the ground, including a pair of pink frilly panties and a pink bra. "..." his eyes widened and gaped before covering his eyes. 'Oh god, please tell me she isn't naked!'
An image of a naked Cathy in the streets appeared in his mind while the closet door slowly opened and the real Cathy tiptoed towards Jake.
"Aw man, why does this stuff gotta happen to me?" He grumbled before getting grabbed and tackled onto the bed. "Hey!"
"Sorry Jake, but I figured I could give you a bit of a surprise." Cathy said before licking her lips as she began to take off his shirt. "And a little lesson from your dear old aunt."
"You're naked!" He blushed while feeling his tent getting bigger.
"Yes, because I'm going to give you a lesson." She pulled off his pants. "One all about sex."
"What?!" he yelped while she looked at the dick. "Y-You're just messing with me, right?"
"No." She said before grabbing it making him stiffen up. "Consider this my way of apologizing, especially since you seem to have been having trouble dealing with this for a bit."
Jake stuttered before feeling her fingers rubbing his cock while she licked the tip. 'It must be a daydream!'
"Wow, you're awfully hard, you must be really pent up, or maybe staring at your aunt all day must have gotten you in the mood." Cathy smirked while rubbing harder.
"T-That's not true!"
"So this little baby isn't happy to see me?" She teased. "Then why is it already rock hard? Could you have been thinking about some other girl while you were getting cleaned?"
He blushed bright red before his cock was engulfed by Cathy's mouth. 'Aw man!'
'I'll show him what an experienced grown woman is capable of.' She thought before feeling the cock twitching in her mouth. 'And perhaps he might satisfy my needs?'
Jake groaned while his cock kept on twitching like crazy and his mind started to break a little. "I-I'm gonna-FUCK!"
Cathy gagged a little as sperm went down her throat, but she kept on sucking the white liquid like a smoothie. 'Salty yet thick.'
'Holy shit! I just came down my aunt's throat!' Jake thought as he felt something primal coming to the surface as his cock became harder then normal. 'And...I liked it.'
"Mmmm." Cathy let out pulling her head off and tried to keep from letting any sperm leaking out and swallowed what she had. "You were really pent up."
Jake gulped while his cock kept on getting abnormally harder. "You...just...woah."
"Yes, but you have a long way to go before you become a casanova." She smirked. "How did it feel to have your first orgasm?"
"...good." He admitted.
Cathy smirked. "Well then, shall we continue?"
"Well, you already got me with my pants down, but...you just blew your nephew, isn't that...you know."
"I'm teaching you about sex." She laughed. "Consider this my attempt to apologize to you for almost killing you."
Jake groaned as he felt his balls getting squeezed. "But this is literally blowing your family!"
"They will never know." She said while moving her chest on his face. "Now suck~"
Jake blushed feeling the soft orbs and gulped. He then grabbed one of the breasts and squeezed them before sucking on a nipple. 'I can't believe I'm doing this.'
'Mmmm~' hummed Cathy in her mind. "You're free to get rough with them if you wanna get bold."
He sucked on the nipple harder while his cock began to twitch like crazy. 'Fuck it, if I'm gonna lose my virginity to my aunt, then I'm gonna show her what the AmDrag can do.'
Cathy kept on squeezing his balls while licking her lips. 'Such an easy target, kinda like a tiny flower.'
Jake sucked on the nipple harder and reached up before grabbing and squeezing the other breast.
"Mmmm~ That's it, assert yourself." she smiled. "Show me how much energy you have in that young body."
'I plan to.' Jake thought before cumming on her face. 'That's not what I meant.'
Cathy closed her eyes and licked up some of the sperm. "Mmmm~"
He blushed while noticing that Cathy was placing her ass on his cock.
"Time for your first taste of anus~" she smirked. "Then you can compare it to my pussy, if you have enough energy to get that far."
He felt his cock going inside her anus while moaning a little and bit Cathy's nipple hard, making her moan as well.
'Such strong chompers~' she shivered. 'I wonder how strong they'll feel if he turned into his dragon form.'
Jake moaned as he felt his aunt's ass bobbing up and down his very hard cock while he kept on sucking hard on the nipple. 'Holy shit! It feels like my dick's gonna get broken in half, this thing is squeezing me with each move.'
As he kept on getting bounced on, he felt his entire body getting more animal like and hungered for more stimuli.
'Damn it, I'm gonna show her what happens when you mess with Jake Long!' He thought before grabbing the ass and squeezed it so tight that it turned red.
'Oooh! That hurt!' She thought while the cock began to become even harder inside her anus. 'Damn, he's really getting into it.'
Jake kept on squeezing the ass while feeling his cock getting ready to explode again. 'Take it all in!' he slammed upward and started cumming inside making Cathy let out a surprised yelp.
"Ah! Jake-" she tried to say before getting tacked onto her back. 'Oh boy.'
"You want me to fuck you? Then you're gonna get it!" He growled while pulling his cock out and thrusted into the shaved pussy.
"Oooooh~!" she let out with shock at how far he plunged it in before he pulled back and slammed right back in. "Oh god!"
"Take this!" He grunted while thrusting even harder while his cock began to gain spikes and lodged themselves on the sensitive insides, making her climax too early.
"Ahh fuck me!" She moaned while Jake kept on thrusting in and out as the woman felt very horny and wrapped her arms and legs around his body like a vice.
'Gah! Tight!' he gritted his teeth. "Who would have guessed my own aunt got off on letting her nephew fuck her!"
"Fuck me! Oh god fuck me!" Cathy moaned while climaxing again and again as Jake felt his cock getting ready to blow again.
"I'm gonna cum if you keep griping me like this!" He groaned before he came inside her as the sperm kept on flowing like an ocean current.
"OOOOOOHH~!" she hollered out with wide eyes, feeling the force with some of it seeping out onto the bed. She then felt her eyes rolling back as she entered a sex coma as Jake kept on fucking her senselessly. 'So...good…'
(Later)
"Ah...ah...ah...here I go again!" grunted Jake cumming inside Cathy again, who let out a low moan with a glazed look in her eyes.
"Ooooh…" she moaned while drooling a little as she climaxed on the bed again. "So...good…"
Jake panted while feeling tired and pulled out with a pop while sperm oozed out and wiped at his head. "Damn...I'm all...spent."
Cathy moved on top of him and kissed him on the lips before fainting from exhaustion. "Zzzz."
"Aw come on…get off." He groaned before falling asleep himself. "Zzzz."
All the while he came again on her chest.
(Much later)
Jake sighed while cleaned up and eating breakfast while Cathy wore a bathrobe. "Damn, my legs are sore."
"Well no doubt, you were amazing." smiled his aunt. "I haven't been fucked like that in years."
"Still." He groaned while eating some bacon. "I can't believe I, you know."
"Tried to impregnate me several times in a single night?"
Jake looked away with a blush while Cathy chuckled and walked over before rubbing his back.
"It's fine Jake, it's normal. That's just your dragon side coming out, especially since it was your first time."
"...still. You're not mad?"
"Mad? No, I taught you about sex and you took to it like a sponge. I say you get a gold star." She patted his head. "Plus I've been horny for a long time, but with Gregory and my own personal life, I haven't had time to find the right guy or gal to do the deed with."
"So you ARE into girls, right?"
"Both really, I experimented a lot in college."
"Oh really?"
"Yes and not to brag." She said while mimicking Jake. "I actually had an orgy once. But I found out later they were all Huntsmen, the females to be exact. And I'm still shocked as one of them was my roommate."
Jake sweatdropped. "That's gotta be awkward."
"Says the one that has a crush on a girl named Rose aka a Huntsmen." She smirked. "Father told me on the phone when you came clean to him. And boy, I'm kinda impressed you didn't get killed on your first date."
Jake blushed and coughed while feeling something click when he saw her bend over to grab something in the fridge and brought his tail out and slapped her ass.
"Oh!" she jumped and smiled. "My, seems like someone's eager for more."
"No, but you probably are you slut." he remarked bluntly, catching her off guard while he smirked and had a glint in his eyes. "I mean, letting your nephew fucking you like some random hooker? You sure were desperate."
"What are you implying?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh you know." He smirked. "The fact you're so horny that you would fuck a minor."
She facepalmed in her head.
"But I'm willing to keep quiet in exchange for a little 'service' from you." He smirked while rubbing his fingers. "Maybe everytime you come here or perhaps all the time after you get a house here."
"Are you trying to blackmail me?"
"Maybe." He smacked her ass again. "Or maybe I'm asserting my dominance on you. Who knows."
She frowned upon hearing that and would have said something, but seeing the glint in his eyes and the way he said all that felt her feel...helpless, and small, especially with her loins feeling tingly.
"So." He pointed to his groin. "Want to clean me up, my little slut?"
She opened to deny him, but when she saw him unzipping his pants with his dick out made her shut her mouth and slowly nod.
"Then do it." He said as Cathy began to lick his cock. 'Best day ever.'
(Later on)
"Jake! Where on Earth have you been?" Susan frowned while Jake gulped and was right in front of Cathy.
"Um…." he gulped. "I um…"
"He helped me with some issues." Cathy sighed sadly. "And Susan, I apologize for my actions. I wasn't in my right mind and…" she took a deep breath. "I might have been disillusioned by the old Long prophecy."
"Wait...what do you mean?" asked Susan with a raised eyebrow.
"You know, the dragon of destruction and the dragon of peace." She said. "And well...Jake isn't the dragon of destruction. It's my son, and right after I met his oracle friends that told me the truth. And...I'm sorry." She bowed to her. "And I wish to rekindle our family ties."
"Oh really now?" spoke Susan with suspicion. "What were those 'issues' exactly?"
"She thought I was going to destroy the world." Jake spoke up. "And she didn't expect to spoil a sociopath that would start world war three."
"Wait, what?! I mean, I heard about the tale, but going that far?"
"I know." Cathy said while gripping her hands tightly. "And it was my fault. I assumed my son was the good dragon and I didn't see his actions...or the fact that Jake was right. I was an idiot."
'I never said that but it works out for me.' Jake thought as Susan let out a low groan of frustration at her sister's stupidity.
Ring ring ring.
Cathy blinked while opening her phone, showing Gregory's name at the top. "Excuse me, I have to take this."
Beep.
"Hey mom." Gregory said in a very whiny tone that Cathy just realized he had. "Can you give me a lift? I kinda need to go home."
"Why?"
"I'm bored and the mexican dragon is calling me names."
"Gregory, you still have a few weeks while there, try to ignore him and have some fun with the other kids."
"But mooooooom! I hate it here and I want to go home NOW!" He yelled while having a meltdown.
"Geegory, you're going to stay there and that's final." she replied firmly.
"Noooo! I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate-"
"ENOUGH!" She snapped while Gregory stopped talking and caused Jake and Susan to jump at the tone. "You will have fun at the camp and not tell me to bring you home and you are going to like it young man!"
"...but m-"
"Don't even say another word or your getting disowned and you can kiss that plane ride goodbye." She growled. "Don't think I won't do it."
Gregory kept quiet before screaming profanities and cursing at her like a wild animal as Cathy had enough and turned off her cell.
"Ugh." She grumbled. "I should've raised him better...and where did he even get all those curses?"
"I wonder why." grumbled Susan to herself.
Cathy patted Jake's head before looking at Susan. "I know we have been at each other's throats for years but I do mean what I said. I want to start over again and," She placed a hand on the boy's shoulder. "I want to at least help your son. It's the least I can do for being a complete...bitch for most of his life."
"I'll think about it." Susan said. "But if I hear anything else about this prophecy, I'm going to make sure you REALLY regret it."
She gave a thumbs up. "Ok, also he was with me at the hotel. Very tired and slept like a baby."
"I thought you wanted to get a house."
"Well finding one takes time and I still need a roof over my head." She sweatdropped. "But hey, I kept him safe. Oh and I taught him a few pick up lines for his girlfriend." 'He he.'
"Hey!" Jake blushed.
"Is it Rose?"
"Yep." Cathy chimed in with a smile.
"I'm standing right here ya know." He huffed cutely.
"I know." She teased. "But can't an aunt tease their nephews?"
"When I'm out of the room, maybe."
She patted his head again while Susan grumbled.
"He has home-"
"The school is still being fumigated." Jake reminded her.
'Damn it!' She thought with a grumble while pinching her nose.
"So can I show Aunt Cathy around the city again?"
"...fine, but not for a while, you've got to make sure you can get enough sleep and get your internal clock back to normal. I don't want to have to deal with you oversleeping and being late to class when the school opens back up." She said sternly while Jake nodded.
"Ok." He smiled while carefully moving his hand under Cathy's pants and rubbed her ass. "You got it mom."
'Mmmm, that feels good.' Cathy thought with a long internal moan. 'I wonder how far he'll take it.'
(Timeskip)
"Man, after seeing the school open again, it feels like being in a whole new world." spoke Spud to his friends as they walked down the street. "Like were the lockers always that color?"
"Or the fact that it smells like pesticides." Trixi gagged while holding her nose. "Just why didn't they put any darn air fresheners before they opened the school?"
"Look on the bright side, we got a few extra weeks out of it with no homework." spoke Jake using his shirt over his nose. "I even got a chance to spend it with my aunt."
"Hold up, your aunt?" spoke Trixi. "You mean that mama of that annoying dork you told us after the whole reunion?"
"Yes, and fun fact." He made a thumbs up with his free hand. "Gregory is being sent to an academy in Alaska for being a sociopath."
"Woah, Alaska? But that's all the way south, ain't it?" asked Spud.
"No it's north." Trixi deadpanned. "And what? That dorks a sociopath?"
"Yep, and you know Sarah and Katie? Well they said he would start world war three if we weren't careful. And from what my aunt said, Katie actually yelled and frowned."
"Katie? The bubbly all rainbows and sparkles girl? No way." Trixi waved off.
"I'm serious." Jake nodded. "And all because of a prophecy about a dragon of destruction and a dragon of peace. And Aunt Cathy thought Gregory was the dragon of peace, not the destruction lizard."
Spud deadpanned. "That's dumb, like really dumb."
"You know it's dumb when Spud here can tell."
"So yeah, I've been helping her get a house here as a place to get away from the others, and things have been going pretty good." Jake chuckled. "Oh and she's really good at cooking. Especially with whip cream cakes with strawberries on them." 'Among other 'deserts'.'
"Wow, what's she look like?"
Honk honk!
They blinked while seeing a sports car outside the school as Cathy waved to Jake.
"Yo, ready to go?" She asked with a smile.
"Hey Aunt Cathy." he waved with Spud staring and Trixi whistling.
"Dang Jakey, no offense, but your mama's sista has got it going on."
"And she's bi." He whispered into her ear before jumping into the car. "Hit it Cathy."
VROOOM! VRRRROOOMM!
The car went zooming off with Trixi's jaw dropping while Spud dropped his yo-yo.
"Wow...just...wow…did you see that?"
"She's...the one…" Spud muttered before falling backwards and let out a long sigh of longing.
'Great, now Spuds here is gonna be getting a brand new crush.' She sweatdropped before picking him up. 'But why didn't she have any bra on?'
"So, did you have a fun day back at school?" Cathy asked Jake.
"Yep."
"Any homework? Or is it mostly work from that quack of a magic professor?"
"Nope, turns out he had a cold so we got a sub." he remarked while unzipping his pants as his aunt drove and brought his dick out, making Cathy reach over and rub it without stopping as he sighed. "Damn, this never gets old."
Cathy kept on rubbing it while admitting this was good and she couldn't get enough of him or his cock. "Does your mom need you back home for anything big or important?"
"No, my folks are out of town for a river cruise. And Haley is with Sun at the moment, training." he grinned while she started pulling into a parking lot. "Did you make sure to go full naked under there? You know what'll happen if you wore underwear."
She smirked. "Don't worry, I'm stark naked under these clothes."
"Good, then I guess I won't need to tear your ass up."
"Well I wouldn't mind if you did that anyway master."
Jake licked his lips at that. "That could be arranged, my pet."
Both smirked while in the throes of lust and passion. When the car was parked Jake brought his claws out and used them to rip her top off and saw her bare breasts.
"Oh! Easy master, if you ruin my clothes, it'll be embarrassing when I drop you off." she hummed while he went ahead and grabbed them before kneading them. "Oooh~"
Jake kept this up while squeezing them nice and hard, making Cathy moan a little louder. "I'll bet you're already soaking wet, aren't you?"
"Yes master~" she moaned while climaxing on the leather. "Oooh~"
Jake frowned seeing this and let go of the breasts. "What have I said about getting off without permission?"
"S-Sorry master~" she gasped out. "I won't do it again, I promise."
He sighed before grabbing her snatch and pinched it hard.
"Ooooooh~!"
"If you break any other rules, I'm going full dragon, and gonna stretch you out to make you sore for a week."
Cathy nodded with a moan while her nipples became very tender and erect. "Yes master, I'll be a good pet and listen."
"Good." Jake said before pulling on the snatch again. "Now get ready for a brain fucking sensation in your pussy."
"Yes master~!" She moaned before getting penetrated, making her moan even louder. "Oooooh~!"
"Maybe if you're really good, I'll be good and knock you up, give you a kid that won't be a pain." Jack said while thrusting deeper and deeper into the hole while his dick became very enlarged.
"Ah! Ah! Oh god yes master! Give me your baby!" Cathy moaned while nether one noticed that a pixie was watching them from the shadows and eating popcorn. "Oh yes! Give me a baby~!"
'This is almost as good as watching those twins making out.'