Crazy trouble with love part 8

Lulu Bell and Allen

Series: D Grayman

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-Black Order HQ, Allen's room-

It was a dark night as Allen was fast asleep in his room.

"Zzzzz."

This was due to one thing...he was tried and stuffed from last night's dinner. He was out like a log with Timcampy resting on top of his head.

"Zzzz." Allen snored while rolling on his side as the window slowly opened from the outside. "Zzzz."

'I can't believe it's this simple to sneak in.' Thought a figure while they revealed themselves in the moonlight as a young woman in her early-twenties with long black hair tied with a purple ribbon with a small bell, wearing dark shades, a black suit with a blue tie that showed off her E cup chest, a small ass, high-heeled boots, golden eyes, a black cross stigma on her forehead, black nails, and had gray skin, climbed inside while looking at the sleeping boy. 'And to think the Earl was worried about me entering this location.'

"Zzzzzz."

She looked at him before her skin changed to a normal color, her hair became blonde and her eyes closed up. 'Better kill him now-'

That was when the winged golem moved and caused Allen to wake up a little.

"He he..Timcanpy...stop tickling me…" he muttered with a chuckle making the woman narrow her eyes.

'Damn it.' She thought while the boy rolled over and grabbed the golem.

"Stop tickling me." He groaned while rubbing his still closed eyes.

'If I do it quick I'll need to make sure the golem can't alert the rest.'

Allen yawned while his hand moved to the side. "Here kitty kitty…come here...before the Akuma...zzzz."

'Wait...I could use this.' She thought while the world became black as night.

(Next morning)

"Zzzzz." Allen snored while slowly waking up, only to spot a black cat with a silver stigmata on its head and wearing a small ribbon on its neck along with a bell, butt first, right near his face.

"Purr."

Allen blinked and slowly sat up and stared at it confused. 'Why is there a cat here?'

"Purr." It snored while slowly waking up and stretched, putting its sharp claws into his skin.

"Ow." he winced. "Hey, where'd you come from?"

The cat looked at him with a blank expression while Allen picked it up by the scruff of the neck.

"And how did you get here?" he wondered holding it over his head. "Did you come from someone else's room? Weird, I didn't know someone had a cat here."

The cat looked at him before licking its lips.

"Maybe Lenalee knows who owns you?" he wondered getting up and headed out of his room.

(Later)

-Science Department-

Lenalee looked at the cat while said mammal was busy laying on the ground, licking itself.

"So that's how I found the cat."

"Hmm, well I've never seen it around here."

"Oh." He sweatdropped while Kamui walked over and picked the cat up.

"It looks cute."

SCRATCH!

"AAAAAAAAAH!" he screamed as it scratched at his face making him drop it and hold his cheeks. "LENALEE! MEDIC!"

"Meow." The cat said before licking its butt.

"Brother." She sweatdropped while Allen chuckled a little. "Allen! That wasn't funny."

"Well maybe, but he did 'fix' my arm and that hurt a lot."

"AHHH! I SEE BLOOD!"

"You see it all the time." sweatdropped Allen.

"NOT IN MY EYES!"

The cat walked off while looking at Levi and laid on his foot.

"Guess the fella is tired." He said while petting the cat.

"It's a girl." Allen said.

"How do you know?"

"Her butt was in my face this morning." he remarked making Lenalee chuckle.

"That'd make it easier than calling her just fella."

"Well if you find out who's it is, let me know." Allen said while walking away, not knowing the cat was getting up and walking behind Lenalee.

SCRATCH!

And attacked her heels/Dark Boots.

"Hey! No scratching those!" she spoke reaching down and held the cat away from them.

"Yowl." She growled while jumping down and walking off as she followed Allen like a baby duck. "Meow."

"Man, I feel bad whoever that cat belongs to." remarked Levi.

"Why?" Lenalee asked him while Kamui was screaming in pain in the background.

"It's already clawed Kamui and almost scuffed your boots and we barely did anything."

"AHHHH!" Kamui screamed as the cat ran back and scratched Levi's good eye before running after Allen. "MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!"

"MOTHER FUCKER!" cursed the redhead.

(Later on)

Allen ate his noodles while the cat stared at him with her semi closed eyes.

"Mew."

He gulped the noodles down and sighed. "Sorry they don't have cat food, but if you want, you can have some noodles."

She sniffed it while playing with a noodle as Miranda sat next to Allen with a long heavy sigh.

"I hate missions."

"What happened Miranda?"

"Oh Allen, I…I...I almost died!"

"Relax."

The cat looked at Miranda before playing with her hair.

"I got swarmed by akuma, so many of them...I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes, it was awful." she muttered looking down.

The cat touched her nose with its tail and purred. "Meow."

Miranda blinked and took notice of the little kitty. "Oh, I didn't know you had a cat Allen."

"It's not mine." He said as the cat started licking the woman's face. "She just...appeared in my room."

"Mew."

Miranda rubbed the cat and felt herself relaxing. "Do you know who it belongs to?"

"No, but this kitty scratched Kamui."

"Purrrr."

She picked the kitty up and placed it on her lap before petting her back.

"Purrrrr."

"Sounds like she likes you."

Miranda smiled a little before the cat looked up and meowed. "I think you're right."

"Hey, maybe you can keep an eye on her until I figure out who she belongs to."

"Really?" She said as the kitty got up and started kneeding on Allen's lap.

"Purrrrrrrr."

"I'm gonna take that as a yes."

The cat looked at Allen before poking his right arm and hissed.

"What?"

The cat then looked at Kanda and ran towards him before biting on his ponytail.

Said male stopped and tried to turn around, but the cat just swayed as he turned his head making him reach back and pluck it off and held the cat up to his face.

"Mew."

He frowned at it.

"Mew."

"What are you doing in here you flea infested rat?"

The cat mewed again before Allen took her back.

"She is a cat Kanda."

"Bean sprout." he remarked with annoyance. "I knew you would bring an animal in here."

"I didn't bring the cat in." He sweatdropped while the cat played with Kanda's hair again. "I just found her on my face."

"Well get her out. We don't need animal hair getting all over the place when we have important work to do."

The cat looked at Kanda before snatching his eyes.

"AH!"

"Hisss!"

"Stop that! No scratching!"

The cat hissed before scratching again and again as Kanda tried to get the cat off him, much to the Exorcists and Searcher's enjoyment.

'Maybe I'll take her away after another minute.' Miranda thought as Allen tried to pull the cat off of Kanda.

(Much later)

The cat licked herself on Allen's head as he was sighing in relief.

"You sure like to go for the eyes a lot, don't you?"

"Mew." She said while Allen sighed.

"Just please don't do that again."

"Meow."

"I wish you had a collar, then I'd at least have an idea what to call you."

She purred as Allen walked past Kamui, who looked a little annoyed and holding a cage.

"Allen, I think the cat needs to be put in here for the time being."

"Why?" He asked while the cat's tail puffed out.

"Because it's a menace!" he glared. "My face is covered up because of it!"

"Hisss!"

"And it's going to do it again!"

Allen sweatdropped.

"Now put the cat in the cage Allen."

"Hissssss!"

"Maybe I can keep a closer eye on her."

"Allen don't be ridiculous-"

SCRATCH!

And cue Kamui getting scratched on the lips this time.

"AHHHHH!"

"Uh...then again." sweatdropped Allen.

"Mew?" The kitten said while looking at Allen with very cute eyes.

"Maybe you're right."

"Mew?"

'Must resist...must resist…'

And cue the eyes getting bigger for some odd reason.

'DAMN IT!' he thought with gritted teeth. "Maybe...we should…"

"AHHH!" Kamui cried out in pain while looking ready to hit someone.

"Let me keep her. Maybe have joint custody with Miranda? The kitten likes her a lot."

"Meow."

"AHHHHHHH!" screamed the male running off.

The kitten crawled on Allen's shoulders before going into his shirt. "Meow."

"Ah! That tickles!" he laughed trying to reach in, but the cat moved around making him laugh louder. "G-G-Get out of ahahahaha!"

The cat kept on moving around while Levi took notice and looked at him before tickling him as well.

"AHAHAHA!" he laughed with tears and squirmed around. "N-N-NO MORE AHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Coochi coochi coo!"

"AHAHAHA!"

The cat moved down the leg before popping out the right leg. "Meow."

Allen laughed before jumping back from Levi with his arms crossed. "No! No more tickling!"

"Why? You looked like you were having fun." He smirked while the cat got out and started scratching his feet.

Allen glared at him before picking the cat up and looked it in the eye. "No more scratching people, got it?"

"Mew." It said before putting a paw on his cursed eye. "Mew."

"I mean it, no more scratches."

"Mew." She said while bopping the eye with her paw, making Levi chuckle.

"She must really like you." he smiled. "So, what are you gonna call her?"

"Huh, I really never thought about it."

"Want some help then?"

"I'm open to ideas."

"How about Lenalee"

"HISSSS!"

"I don't think that'd work?" he sweatdropped.

"How about Road?"

The cat glared at Levi.

"Maybe something more original."

"Mmm...oh! How about Cat?"

And cue the little cat scratching Levi in the eye again.

"MOTHER FUCKER!"

"No! Bad kitty!" spoke Allen holding the cat away. "I said no more scratching!"

"Mew."

"How about Mew Mew?"

The cat blinked before licking his chin.

"You like that?"

She licked him again.

"Ok, Mew Mew it is." He said as Levi cried out in pain again. "But no more scratching."

"Mew."

"I mean it, no. More. Scratching." he frowned. "Understand?"

She looked at him before nodding.

"Alright, now let's get back to my room." Allen said while walking away, not seeing the cat's eyes turn amber yellow for a second.

(Later)

'Seems my plan has changed, but perhaps I can use this to my advantage. After all, they'd never suspect an innocent cat as the culprit to finding some of their best fighters with innocence murdered in cold blood.' The woman said while hiding in the closet. 'Still it was nice of him to give me some milk...mmm…milk.'

She shook her head to focus and narrowed her eyes. 'I need to try and make this fast without wasting too much time. I'm just glad no one realized a wild cat couldn't make it's way in here.'

"Mew Mew!" Allen called out. "Dinner time!"

'And that's my cue, I just wish he had come up with a better name than that, but beggars can't be choosers.' She thought before turning into a cat and walked out. "Mew."

"Here you go." He said while placing a plate of salmon, about the size of a swordfish. "Don't eat too fast now."

"Mew." 'Well looks like I'm eating a big meal tonight.'

Allen watched before pulling out a ball of yawn. "If you finish, I have a toy for you."

'Oh great, that.' she thought in annoyance. 'I'm not playing with that.'

He then pulled out a small laser pointer. "How about this? It's Kamui's new invention...the Kitty Killer Nine Thousand. But it's just a small laser."

'I wouldn't be surprised if that scientist really did make it to try and kill me.' She thought before eating the fish in three bites.

"...I think my appetite rubbed off on you." He sweatdropped.

'No, I can just burn off more calories on my own.' She thought while she used her ability to alter her metabolism.

Allen placed the yarn on the ground. "Mew Mew, I'm going to be on a mission tomorrow, so I want you to be nice to Miranda while I'm gone. If you do I will get you a big fish or maybe a bit of meat…what do cats even eat besides fish and grass?"

'Mice, haven't you ever looked up cats?' She thought before seeing Allen petting her head.

"You're a good kitten." He smiled. "A very good kitten."

She felt praise from that while purring loudly. 'At least he knows how to give a cat attention, I'll give him that, while he's still breathing.'

That was when she accidentally wet the floor.

"Mew Mew!"

'Stupid feral instincts!'

(Next day)

-Miranda's room-

Said woman was nervous as she looked at Mew Mew who stared at her with unblinking eyes.

"Mew."

'What should I do?!' She thought in a panic. 'I didn't plan on what to do to make sure she was okay while Allen was gone.'

The kitten kept on looking at the Exorcist while her tail moved from side to side.

'What if I get scratched in the eyes?! No no! Don't jinx it!'

'Hmm, should I strike her down? Her innocence is rather powerful, but then suspicion might go on me if no one else is around.' She thought. 'But if I do strike she might activate her innocence and that would be annoying being in a loop.'

"Um...want a walk?"

"Mew."

"Was that a yes?" 'Oh great, now I'm trying to talk to a cat.'

Mew Mew walked over to the pillow on the bed and laid on it.

"I guess not." She sighed before getting nervous again. 'What if she's not housetrained?!'

'I'll wait here and decide my next move.'

Miranda gulped before picking the cat up and placed a towel over the pillow as she placed it back on the soft cushion.

'...odd.' she thought with annoyance.

(Later)

"Zzzz." Mew Mew snored while curled up in a ball on the pillow, unaware that Miranda was asleep as someone came walking towards the pillow.

(Later on)

-Science Division-

The kitten slowly opened her eyes and saw that she was in a cage and hanging above a dark pit.

"AHAHAHA! I got you now you evil cat!" laughed Kamui with bandages all over his body.

'What the?!' "HISS!"

"Don't even try it. That cage is made of highly condensed steel." He laughed. "And soon I shall kick you out! But using the Kamui Neverending Hole! Hahaha!"

She looked down and saw the endless pit. 'That bastard! I should have clawed out his throat!'

Kamui walked over to a lever. "You will not attack me this time!" He laughed while not seeing Lenalee walking in with a tray of coffee. "Now goodbye forever! Haha-"

"Innocence activate."

"Wait what?"

BAM!

"GAH!" He cried out as Lenalee kicked him hard with her left Dark Boot.

"Brother, think about what you have done!"

BAM!

"AHHHH!" He cried out while going right through a wall.

'No wonder Road enjoys this girl. She is almost as destructive as Skinn.' thought Mew Mew as Lenalee lowered the cage over to her.

She then opened the cage and picked up the cat. "Are you ok? Did he hurt you?"

"Meow."

"What are you doing out of your room? Where's Miranda?"

"Meow."

Lenalee sighed. "Oh well, better bring you back."

'And hurry.' She thought while grumbling in her head. 'Ugh...a life debt...to a subhuman…'

(Later on that day)

Allen walked back into his room while looking very tired. "That was more hectic than I was expecting." As he walked towards the bed, he saw Mew Mew waiting for him on the pillow.

"Meow."

"Hey there girl, miss me?"

"Meow." She said before moving away as Allen laid on the bed face first. "Meow."

"You would not believe the day I had."

"Meow."

"I was attacked by five level two Akumas...all of them looking like cat girls for some reason."

"Meow."

"Ugh...Mew Mew, you're a better kitten than those unfortunate souls." He said while petting her back.

'Well I am a Noah, it's to be expected.' She thought while purring.

"Good baby kitten. Good baby." He said while looking a little better. "Want me to rub your belly?"

The cat moved away and sat on the pillow.

"I guess not."

'The back and head is fine, but I'm not going to lower my guard and let someone touch me there.' She thought as Allen touched her tail and rubbed it.

"It's so soft."

"HISS!"

"Oh sorry." He said while moving his hand back. "Didn't mean to make you mad."

'Keep it in mind.'

He then gave her a hug before going to sleep.

"Mew."

"Zzzz." He moved closer and rubbed her body with his cheek.

(Later)

Allen watched Mew Mew play with Kanda's hair while snickering to himself.

"Mew."

"Quit it you rat." He frowned before the cat grabbed his hair and clung on.

"Meow."

"Beansprout, get your rat off me, now."

"Nah." he smiled. "I think that's just her way of saying she wants to play."

"Meow." She said before grabbing his back and began going into his shirt.

"Get out of there." spoke Kanda reaching out and grabbing the tail.

SCRATCH!

"AHHH!"

The cat began scratching the feminine male while Allen laughed at his misery. "MEOW!"

"GET OFF!" Kanda yelled before his butt was scratched on. "AH!"

"Oh that must hurt." Allen chuckled. And cue him getting tackled by Kanda and shaken like a ragdoll.

"Call off that rat!"

"Ahh!"

(Much later)

Allen groaned while his head was covered in bandages. "He really has a way with blades...ow."

'That looks painful. Good.' thought Mew Mew.

Allen looked at the cat before giving her a kiss on the nose. "At least you're safe."

Mew Mew let out a startled cry and jumped back with a hiss.

"Huh? You didn't like that?" He said in surprise. "I thought all cats like being kissed on the nose."

"Hissss!" she let out. 'That's like walking up to a woman and trying to take their first kiss, so don't get too buddy buddy kid, you won't be so happy when you see me ripping your heart out.'

He sighed an patted her head. "Well at least it's better than being named after a dog."

"Meow?"

"It's a long story Mew Mew." He said while rubbing under her chin.

"Purrrrr." she let out with a relaxed sigh.

As Allen did this, he didn't see Lenalee walking by with a plate of tuna.

"Mew Mew, I have a treat for you."

"Hear that girl? Treat time."

She looked at the tuna and ran towards it before eating it.

"She really is happy today." Lenalee smiled. "I'm happy she found you Allen."

He chuckled while watching the kitty eat. "Same here."

"Purrrr."

"So Allen, are you still going to find the owner?"

"Well maybe, but maybe she was abandoned as a kitten?"

"Well I haven't heard anyone around here claiming to have lost a cat, so it's possible."

'Well that's because I'm not from here.' Mew Mew thought before finishing the meal.

"Well, I think having a pet around would make my stay here easier." Allen sighed. "Especially when she seems to be, how do I say this, adorably cute."

The cat stopped eating and turned bright red.

"Well that's obvious."

"But I do mean it. This kitty is very adorable and her eyes are cute." Allen sighed. "Kinda like you Lenalee."

"Aw, thanks." Lenalee smiled. "Why don't you hold her and I'll take a picture of you two?"

He picked Mew Mew up while Lenalee picked up a heavy looking camera. "Ready."

'This subhuman isn't as cute as me. Hell Road is cuter than her.' thought Mew Mew unamused.

"Ok, say cheese." Lenalee smiled.

"Cheese."

FLASH!

'I forget how annoying that is.' She thought while her eyes were dazed. 'Especially the flash.'

"Good girl." Allen patted Mew Mew's head. "Good girl."

"Meow." She said while nipping his finger.

Lenalee smiled while seeing Kamui walking by with bandages on his face.

'I hate cats...no I hate THAT cat!' He thought in rage.

Mew Mew saw him and gave what looked like a smug expression.

He glared at her. 'I will destroy you!'

'He he he.'

(Some months later)

For the life of Allen and the Black Order, it was hectic. From a cat attacking several visiting generals to Kamui's attempts at destroying the 'monster', it was almost amazing that the organization didn't fall into anarchy, or catarchy in this case.

But for Allen, this was all part of raising a pet.

Said cat though was thinking to herself over how long her mission has been taking.

Especially when she's getting bored of being a cat...well mostly. She did like taking down Kamui a lot of the time, that was fun. But she's been at this for longer than it should have been. She should have already killed most of the members and gone back to the others by now.

But something was restraining her...and she wasn't liking it at all.

She was pacing back and forth the floor with a frown. 'What's wrong with me? I've been wasting time pretending to be a cat. I'm a Noah, I came here for a mission, not a vacation.'

As she walked around in a circle, she started to recall how Allen has been taking really good care of her and it was making her purr a lot of the time...including now.

"Purrrrrr." she let out with her tail standing up.

That was when she jumped next to the window and watched the bird fly by.

"...to think. I would be watching birds right now instead of getting my nails trimmed." she remarked with her real voice. "Why do I stay? Why can't I just get the job done and get it over with?"

That was when she heard some footsteps near the door as Kamui walked in with a net.

"I got you now cat!"

Mew Mew sighed before doing something stupid, that being walking towards him and hacking out hairballs at his feet.

"Yuck!" he cried jumping back, right as Allen entered.

"Kamui? What's...ok you really need to stop attacking Mew Mew."

"But she threw up on my feet!"

"And you're the one with a net."

"Mew." Mew Mew purred while looking at Allen.

"Leave her be."

"But-"

"Leave her."

Kamui groaned while walking away in defeat. "Stupid cat."

"Meow."

"Don't let the bad man get to you." Allen said as Mew Mew walked around his legs.

"Mew." She said before Allen picked her up and gave her a hug.

"You're safe with me." he smiled rubbing her back and getting a purr out of her.

"Purrrrr."

Allen smiled before rubbing her ears. "You know, if I had met you much earlier, well...maybe my life would've been less stressful and perhaps." He grinned an evil grin. "Using you might help with my poker skills. He he he he."

'So this is what Tyki meant by an evil little kid.' She thought while noticing his expression was similar to the Earl's. 'He better not start thinking a cat's paw is luckier than a rabbit's foot.'

"So Mew Mew." He smiled normally. "Ready to visit Miranda? I have another mission tomorrow, one involving a town covered in rose thorns."

"Mew?"

"Personally I think it's either innocence or the real Sleeping Beauty's castle." he chuckled.

'I'll bet you'd like that.'

He kissed her on the forehead before walking out of the room. "Wish me luck my cute little lady."

'He'd be a lady killer if he went around saying stuff like that.' She thought with a light blush.

(A day later)

Mew Mew yawned while sleeping on Miranda's bed, tired and just wanting to be lazy today, especially when the sunlight was on her body and made her body very warm in the cold room. "Mew...Mew…."

Knock knock.

The kitty yawned while opening one eye.

Knock knock.

'If it's that guy I'm scratching his balls off.' She thought before closing her eye.

Knock knock!

'Just buzz off so I can nap.'

KNOCK KNOCK!

She groaned while slowly getting up and walked to the door.

KNOCK KNOCK!

'I hope this isn't another attempt to throw me out a window.'

KNOCK KNOCK!

She jumped up to the knob and used her body weight to turn it.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

The kitty opened the door as it moved towards the left. 'Ugh...I hate having paws sometimes.'

That was when the kitty saw Levi at the door with a bouquet of flowers.

"Miranda. I got you some flowers to cheer you...up?" He looked around. "Huh?"

"Meow." Mew Mew looked at him while her tail puffed up in anger and frustration.

"Oh, hey there Mew Mew, have you seen Miranda?"

She growled as Levi placed the flowers on a table and picked the kitten up.

"Well? Have you?" He asked while Mew Mew unsheathed her claws. "Don't even try it."

"Hrrrrrrrrrr." She growled while her tail puffed up and she started hissing at him.

"I'll take that as a 'No idea, now get out', right?"

"Hissssss!" She growled before Levi places her down and pulled out some catnip from his pocket.

"Consider this an offering, just don't run around in circles after eating it." He said before closing the door.

'Just because I'm a cat doesn't mean I'll be effected like one if I'm exposed to this.' She thought before sniffing the plant and started to drool a little as her perception became wonky. 'Oh you gotta be kidding me!"

(Later on)

The door opened as Miranda came back into the room.

Only to see Mew Mew walking on the ceiling like a spider!

"Ahh!" she jumped. "M-Mew Mew!"

"Meow~" She walked on the wall before jumping on the bed, rolled around it, and then jumped onto the ceiling again like an acrobat.

"AAHHH!" She cried out in shock. "H-How are you doing this?!"

'Weeeeeee! Weeeeeee!' She thought while in her own little world. 'I feel like I could go on for days!'

Miranda panicked while not knowing what to do as she tried to grab the cat, but it was way too fast. 'What should I do?!'

'WEEEEE!'

"Please hold still!"

"Mew~!"

"Come down! You could get hurt!"

Mew Mew jumped onto the door before crawling downwards and started rolling around on the ground like a top. "Mew~"

"Gotcha!"

BOOM!

Miranda blinked as the cat just exploded in her face. "...HOLY CHRIST!" She then felt the world go round before fainting on the ground as the cat reassembled itself and started tap dancing.

'Weeee! I love catnip!'

(Next day)

'I hate catnip.' She thought while hanging from a chandelier, in the cafeteria, all the while holding a large chuck of Kanda's hair in her mouth and Levi's eyepatch over her left ear. 'No, I despise it!' she felt a headache coming on while questioning how she got up here. 'Just how did I get here?'

And cue Lenalee looked up and saw the cat as Allen looked around worried.

"Oh god! Where is that cat?!" He yelled while looking under every table. "Where is she?!"

"Above you Allen."

He looked up and jumped. "Mew Mew! Get down from there!"

"Mew." She said while unable to get down due to her reflexes being completely shot. "Mew." 'Why did that boy give me the catnip? Was it revenge for scratching him in the crotch that one time? The eyes? The nose?!'

"Drop down and I'll catch you."

She looked down before jumping.

And fell onto Allen's face.

"Mew."

"..." He sweatdropped before getting a silly idea and blew on her stomach.

'If my body wasn't tired I would have scratched your eyes.' She thought with a yawn.

"Seems like someone needs a nap." He chuckled while placing the kitten in his arms as she curled up and went to sleep. "Aw, how precious."

"Zzzz."

"I wonder if I should get you a little collar." He said while Lenalee rubbed the kitten's head.

"Maybe you should Allen."

"But do you think she'd like it? Or would it be annoying to have on all the time?"

"She might like it, especially when you're the one giving it to her." She chuckled while Mew Mew stuck her tongue out a little.

"Only question is what color she would look good in." He sighed before getting nuzzled on his chest.

"Maybe pink?"

"Or silver."

Both kept on pondering as the cat slept on with kitty dreams in her kitty mind.

(Some time later)

'This is itchy.' thought Mew Mew pawing at her blue collar. 'And it smells like lavender...and catnip? No no, I hope not!'

As she laid on the bed, she waited for Allen to come back like a good little kitten...wait? Kitten? She's a Noah not a cat...well it's been difficult lately as she seems to enjoy being a cat for the cursed boy, even if she really wanted to become human and have some real food. Only reason she hasn't bothered was because she didn't want to get spotted.

'Still, this is so itchy!' She thought while falling off the bed and onto her back. 'Gah! What I wouldn't give for hands!' she rolled on her legs and sighed. 'I need to do my job, otherwise the Earl will find out what I've been doing and end me for sure.'

That was when she smelled something terrible, like rotten fish mixed with sewage.

She sniffed herself and came to the horrible realization...she stinks to high heaven! She grimaced and almost gagged. 'I completely forgot how much a cat can stink. Cleaning with their tongue does nothing to smell good. I need a real shower, now.'

She looked around while making sure no one was around before changing back to human form and peaked out the door. 'Better make sure no one enters the room while I shower, or my cover is blown.'

Click.

She locked the door while moving towards a small bathtub near the side of the room and began to turn on the hot water as well as adding soap to it as the bubbles began to form on the water's surface. 'I want to smell like a daisy by the time I'm done.'

(A long time later)

Allen walked down the hallway while looking very tired and stumbled to get his left hand into his pocket for his key. 'So...many...akuma…' when he got his key out he unlocked his door and entered his room. "Mew Mew, I'm back."

Only to see a blond haired woman, with her eyes closed and her body covered in bubbles, in his bathtub.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

His jaw dropped while popping a nosebleed.

She splashed him before diving under the water.

"Bah! Hey!" He coughed while getting soap in his mouth.

The woman popped her head up and turned to Allen in surprise. 'Why is he back?!'

"Um...who are you and what did you do with Mew Mew?" He asked with a light blush. "And if you are...wait." His eye activated and saw no soul over the woman. "Forget it."

"...forget what?"

"Forget about my comment, I thought you ate my cat and were an akuma." He sighed. "But where is Mew Mew?"

The woman narrowed her eyes and stood up without covering her body making him blush brighter. "You really want to know?"

"Y-Y-Yes."

"Turn around, she's right there."

He turned around and ducked as the woman almost grabbed his neck, only to trip on the tub's edge and fell face first on the ground.

"Ayi!"

"You can't make me lower my guard THAT easily, now where's my cat and how'd you get in here?"

She looked up with a frown as Allen saw a blue collar on her neck.

"Oh god…" he pointed in shock. "You...You…"

"Yes, I-"

"You ate my cat!" He cried out in a panic. "Oh god! First the akuma blood bullet, now a cannibal! Oh god why?!"

She looked at him blankly while a little speechless. "...what?"

Allen grabbed the woman and gave her a very angry expression. "WHY DID YOU EAT MY CAT?!"

"I didn't eat your cat!"

"Then why do you have her collar?! The one I made just for her?!"

"Get off!" she growled before kicking him off and into the opposite wall before lunging and grabbed him by the throat. 'He's found me out, I need to get rid of him.'

That was when she hesitated...again. All because she recalled how he took care of her and made sure she was safe and sound. It was like every good moment between the two flashed across her eyes.

'...why?!' She thought with a groan. 'Why can't I kill this...this...boy?!'

Allen groaned from the grip on his throat as his innocence activated and swiped at her.

She jumped back before slipping on some water and tripped onto the floor again, ass first.

Allen frowned. "Why do you have Mew Mew's collar?"

"None of your concern, I'd be more worried about what's to come."

He grabbed her with his arm and pinned her down tight. "I won't ask again. Where did you get the collar?"

She hissed in pain due to the innocence before her right hand morphed into a whip with a spade tipped end before it lashed out and wrapped around Allen's neck and yanked him against the floor.

He gasped for air while the arm grabbed at the woman again and pushed her into him.

'Ah! Damn him...but no matter I will strangle him to death!'

That was when a memory of her getting petted to sleep on Allen's lap appeared in her mind.

'Good kitten. Good sweet little kitten.'

She shook her head before finding her head kicked back from Allen before yelled and dug the fingers into her back making the pain grow.

"You aren't going to escape me." He frowned before noticing her eyes and instinctively rubbed her chin.

"PURRRRRR!" '...so good-wait what?!'

"Did you...purr?!"

"N-No!" she frowned before shifting her other hand into sharp claws and stabbed them into Allen's shoulder.

He hissed in pain before doing it again.

"PURRRRRR!" She purred while her body started to relax and the clawed hand and whip changed back to normal. "PURRRRR PURRRR!"

"YOU ARE!" He yelled in shock as his hand kept on rubbing her chin, tears starting to form. "Y-You're Mew Mew!"

"PURRRR!" she let out with a shiver while panicking. 'S-Stop that! Why am I making these sounds?! I'm not a cat!'

Allen kept on petting her while the woman started to go into a relaxing sleep.

(Later)

"Zzzz." She snored while curled up in a ball as Allen tied up her legs and arms with some sheets and was currently letting her rest on his lap...albeit painful for him due to her unknown weight.

'I can't believe it...my own cat tried to kill me, and is a human...akuma...well she can look like a real woman!' He thought in shock. 'Wait...maybe she's a Noah like Road.'

'Hi Allen~'

He shivered at that. 'Oh boy, hopefully she isn't that sadistic…or into me.'

"Zzzzz."

'But what should I do? I mean this is important and something the others need to know if she IS a Noah, but…'

An image of him rubbing her back in cat form appeared in his head.

'She is also my cat.' He thought. 'And I can't just hurt my own cat, what kind of pet owner would I be if I just gave her to some wacko scientist or worse Kamui?'

"Zzzz."

'I need to figure it out quick, wait, maybe I can talk to her and find out the truth without fighting.'

An image of him talking to her appeared while he saw himself getting killed.

'What would Master say at a time like this...ugh. I'm going to regret this.'

'A woman is like a fine bottle of wine. Sophisticated yet deadly. My suggestion brat is to either butter her up or utilize the good memories of her within your bedroom to your advantage.' an image of the general said before a piece of paper appeared in his head. 'My bill.'

'DAMN YOU MASTER!' he thought with an eye twitch and fist shake.

"Zzzz." She snored before opening one eye and looked at Allen.

"Hi." He waved. "Before you try to kill me, can we talk? I mean, like adults? Please?"

She looked at him and then her legs before grumbling to herself.

"Is that a yes?" He asked.

"...that all depends on you."

"Well I was going to take to your before, but you nearly killed me."

"For a very obvious reason." She said calmly.

"Was it because I saw you...you know?"

"Partially, but there's another reason. I'm not human."

"You're a Noah right?"

"Yes, but how did you come to that conclusion?"

"Road."

She nodded. "Right, you already met her."

"But why a cat?"

"I choose to change my appearance once in a while, mostly in the form of a cat."

"So you used it to try and sneak in here, right?"

"Yes, to kill you." She said bluntly. "However you found me as a cat and took care of me. For that I'm somewhat grateful."

"Wait, kill me?!"

"Before you became a bigger problem for the Earl." She said. "But for whatever reason I don't have the nerve to end your life as a subspecies."

He blinked like an owl in surprised. "Really?"

She nodded.

"So...you won't kill me right now?"

"Unfortunately no." she looked away with a frown. "I can't find it in me to end your life, even though it was my mission to begin with."

Allen blinked again before petting her back. "Well that's a relief, but the question is, what should we do now that I found your secret and you can't kill me?"

"...I honestly don't know." she admitted looking away with a blush. "And don't pet me, this isn't the time."

"Sorry, just used to petting you." He lightly blushed. "Well...maybe we could be friends? Allies? Truce buddies?"

"That's not possible. Noahs are enemies to those who use innocence."

"True, yet my arm isn't trying to kill you or take over my body and slice you in half." He admitted. "And you haven't tried to…well you did, but you hesitated. Meaning humans and Noah can coexist. Or just get along without killing that is."

She sighed with a deadpan expression. "I don't think that's how it works."

"Still." He shrugged. "Technically you are my pet, so you can't have two owners at once. That would be inappropriate for you Mew Mew."

"My name isn't Mew Mew."

"Then what is it?"

"Lulu Bell, or my original Noah name of Lustol." She said.

"Lulu Bell…" he pondered. "Mew Mew still sounds cute. Don't get me wrong, your name is cute as well, but Mew Mew just fits you. Like sweet and vicious all in the same little package."

She lightly blushed. She sighed and stood up while breaking the bonds easily. "How come you never say that to any of the girls here? You'd have them melting in the palm of your hand."

"Oh that." He sweatdropped. "I'm trying not to act like master. He's...well a lady killer with a very…" he paled in horror. "Unique...lifestyle…"

She sweatdropped hearing that. 'I've heard of General Cross being like that, seems the rumors were spot on.'

Allen shook his head before getting an idea. "How about you become my cat, for real? And you can come and go as you please, like the Earl or somewhere else. But with three house rules."

"And they are?"

"One, no killing me or my friends when I'm around. I don't think Miranda would want to get a heart attack from you clawing at her." He sweatdropped. "Two, you have to stay a cat while here. And three, when we aren't on missions or on the battlefield, we are roommates and friends."

"And how do you know I won't betray you later on?"

"Simple." He said while making a very false smile. "I know your weak points, your likes and dislikes, and I have several life debts you still owe me for saving you from Kamui's wrath. About…ten million or so."

She stiffened as while Lenalee saved her once, Allen saved her from the cat hating scientist everytime he tried a hair brained scheme on her, and she just realized that even if she did betray him, the life debts and the memories of him taking care of 'Mew Mew' would effectively keep her in line for about a few thousand years or so, if Allen somehow gained immortality that is.

In essence, it was an effective checkmate.

"So, do we have a deal 'Mew Mew'?"

Lulu grumbled while extending her left hand. "It's a deal Allen Walker."

"Good kitty."

'Damn him.' She thought before purring again as Allen gave her a belly rub.

"Good kitty, good kitty." he smiled with her blushing and pushing his hand away.

"S-Stop that!"

"What? I thought you liked that." He said innocently as he saw Lulu turning bright red.

"N-Not really." She stuttered before Allen started to pet her stomach again. "Puuur."

"Your purring begs to disagree." He smiled while he kept petting the Noah, making her very embarrassed that she let her feral instincts take over.

"Purrrrr."

"Want some milk?" he teased.

GROWL!

She nodded with a blush.

"Ask nicely."

"...please."

Allen smiled. "Coming right up Lulu 'Mew Mew' Bell."

'Oh god, a nickname.' Lulu thought with a blush as Allen walked out of the room.

"Come along, its Kamui hunting. My treat." He smiled evilly.

'I can't believe I'm a pet, officially that is.' She thought before turning into her cat form. 'I need my...he he he.'

(Later)

-Science Division-

Lenalee and Kamui blinked as Mew Mew was busy...humping Allen's leg like she was in heat.

"Allen? What's going-"

"Don't ask."

"Did you get sprayed?" Kamui asked. "Most...cats like her, spray to Mark their territory or just to release pheromones into the air." 'Evil beast!'

"It's better not to ask." he sweatdropped with a blush. 'Don't image it's her in her natural form, don't imagine it's her in her natural form, don't-crap!'

And cue a humping Lulu jumping his leg. 'Allen~'

Allen popped a nosebleed and covered it with a groan.

'Revenge is mine!' Lulu Bell thought while not knowing that she was leaking a little. 'Ha ha ha!'