Dooku sat in his cell, wondering how Anakin could have possibly beaten him. It must have been because he 'booped' me, or whatever the youngsters say these days. He thought grimly. Dooku was in his eighties, not as young as he used to be.

He slowly withdrew from his thoughts when he heard the cell door open. He glanced over and saw two Jedi, Masters Mace Windu and his old master, Yoda. Dooku made a silly face.

Yoda looked at him. "Being a goofball, why are you, Count?"

Dooku shrugged. "I dunno. Thought it would lighten the mood, I guess."

Mace walked up to him. "We don't have the time for games, Count. Tell us what we want to know about your next evil plan."

Dooku was confused. "What plan? I don't know what you mean."

Yoda sighed. "Very well. The hard way, we will do this."

Dooku laughed. "Ha ha ha ha!" Unfortunately, he laughed so hard he snorted. There was silence in the room for a few seconds.

Mace broke the tension. "Okayyyyy. Anyway, time to get down to business." He walked closer to the Count and lifted his arm.

Dooku backed away. "Get your gross Jedi germs away from me! You probably didn't even wash your hands!"

Mace was offended. "Oh YEAH? Well, Shut up!" He said.

Yoda spoke up. "Perhaps another more experienced Jedi, should we use?"

Mace nodded. "Yes. I think that would be best. Until next time, Count." Mace booped Dooku's nose as he left.

The Sith Lord's girly screams could be heard all around the ship. "EW, Ew Ewwww! GROSS! SOMEBODY GET ME A WET WIPE!"

Mace smiled, pleased that his plan had worked.

He walked to his quarters and closed the door behind him. He began dancing. "Oh yeah, do the Windu!" He began shaking his booty.

Ahsoka walked in on him. She backed out of the room slowly. "Sorry to interrupt, uh, whatever it is your doing, but would you like some gum?" She held out a piece.

Mace smiled gratefully. He took it. "Yes. Thank you, Ahsoka."

Ahsoka looked around. "You're welcome, Master Windu, but have you seen Anakin anywhere?"

Mace's smile turned into a frown. "No, I haven't. I haven't seen him since he brought Dooku in. I've been meaning to congratulate him for his capture."

Ahsoka's face fell. "Okay. Thank you, Master." She left. Popping the gum in his mouth, Mace went to Anakin's chambers to check on him.