Crazy trouble with love part 8
Animal Queens and Mighty Ray
Series: Hero 108
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Mighty Ray hummed to himself as he was busy stacking bricks on top of each other with Mystique Sonia brushing her hair.
"What are you doing this time banana brain?"
"I thought I'd go impress some animal queens by making humorous brick sculptures of them."
She raised an eyebrow. "Brick sculptures? Oh boy."
"What?" he frowned.
"You're trying to beat Chin Lung at being an artist again, aren't you?"
"No! Making sculptures is way different than painting."
"Ugh, instead of making something ugly and that might offend them, just use your natural talents."
"You mean my natural comedy?" he smirked making her roll her eyes.
"Whatever you call it." That's when he swiped Yaksha. "Hey!"
"Sorry Mystique Sonia, but I need my stand up partner."
"Grr...fine, but if he ends up dying, you'll end up dying!" she warned with a glare before smiling at Yaksha and rubbed his head. "You be careful Yaksha, if banana brain hurts you, rough him up."
Yaksha purred in agreement and then him and Mighty Ray were off.
"Alright Yaksha, it's time to make them laugh!" He then got on a turtle tank and started heading out. "So Yaksha, know any lonely ladies who need some lovin'?"
Yaksha looked at Mighty Ray confused and responded with his usual babble.
"I guess not, but please don't embarrass me, I'm just trying to get with some animal queens."
Yaksha made more babble while looking surprised, as if to ask 'Why animal queens?'
"If you're confused by why, well every human girl has slapped me already, so why not aim for some animal tail?" he remarked. "After all, isn't it wrong to go after those in my species? Besides, I'll bet being queen means they're lonely, and that's where Mighty Ray comes in." he boasted with his arms crossed making Yaksha roll his eyes. "First stop, Peacock Castle."
(Peacock Castle)
He was walking to the front gates, but then was halted. "It's cool ladies, I'm the queen's 5 o'clock." he smiled with the peacocks looking at each other and back at him. "Mighty Ray, remember me?"
They thought about it.
"Lightning shot out of my eyeballs?"
"Ah yes, now I remember. You were one of the humans who are part of this 'Big Green' our queen is part of."
"You seriously don't remember a guy who had a hand in bringing peace to your world?" he frowned. "Now I feel insulted."
"Guards, let him in, you've made him 3 minutes late!" Said The Peacock Queen.
"Yes ma'am!" they saluted before stepping aside and gestured to the castle before the turtle rolled in.
"Told ya."
We now see Peacock Queen and Mighty Ray in her bedroom alone...kinda, the turtle and Yaksha were still with them.
"So, you claim to be funny?"
"The funniest in this land."
"Show me." She demanded as she sat on a velvet chair, legs crossed.
"I am Mighty Ray, see my comedy! Okay Yaksha, let's do some impressions." Then they morphed into Lin Chung. "Hey, I'm Lin Chung, I may be a great artist, but none of the animals we've befriended has hired me. I bet it's because of how I just unload my bullets as soon as we enter their kingdom. Makes you question how I even got my harmony powers, am I right?"
Peacock Queen held a serious look with a raised eyebrow.
"Now, for ApeTrully." Then they morphed into him. "Hi, I'm ApeTrully, my name sounds very strange for some reason, I have a weird box shaped head, maybe that's because I'm such a blockhead who always gets captured, my gifts of gold never work, in fact I bet I'm wasting money on everyone, and for some reason when I'm very happy, I act like a monkey, ook, ook, ook!"
"Hmm, that was slightly amusing."
"Okay, let's be High Roller." Then they morphed into High Roller. "I'm High Roller, I'm a stupid man who's losing credibility because humans actually are good, and I'm the only stupid and smelly bad human. I'm so weak that Mighty Ray could punt me all around the planet."
Peacock Queen chuckled at that. "That's so true."
"Okay, now for Bearstomp." Then they transformed into Bearstomp. "I'm Bearstomp, probably the only person just as stupid as High Roller. It's understandable that he tricked me and my bears, but really? All of the other animals that are smarter than me and my stupid cannon helmet? Oh, what was I thinking? Look at my armor, it's got these pluses on it showing where my nipples are under here."
Peacock Queen giggled and covered her face with her fan. "Oh so true and naughty."
"Now, for our last one, Red Face Kwan." Then they morphed into Red Face Kwan. "Hello, I'm Red Face Kwan! I'll yell 24/7 because I literally have a crab pinching my butt! If my men don't take things seriously, oooh, they are dead! Crab King should make the little guy who's pinching my ass, one of his generals because of how well disciplined my troops are! And when the crab leaves my butt..." Then Might Ray started making silly expressions. "I become Funny Face Kwan, I can't control my face like how Mr. No Arms can't control his arms. My always angry voice then turns into this very wimpy voice that my men laugh at, so please do not remove the crab on my butt, thank you."
Peacock Queen laughed a bit louder. "Oh goodness me!"
"Now, I'd make fun of Mystique Sonia, but my partner here probably kill me for that." he pointed to Yaksha who nodded. "So, how's that for comedy?"
"Oh my, Mighty Ray, you are as funny as you are formidable." she admitted. "I was told by Mystique Sonia how you were a rather dense ignoramus."
"A dense ignor-whatus?"
"Nevermind it, so, any other reason in particular that you wanted to see me?"
Yaksha himself took the moment to cover his eyes, due to how cringy this next part might come across as.
"Well, I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me."
"Oh my! Y-you're courting me?" She blushed. "P-p-preposterous, it'd n-n-never work out, you're a human and I'm an animal."
"So? Dog King isn't even a dog, and yet I've walked in on him a few times making love to his dog concubines." he smirked making her stare at him with her beak dropping.
"What?!"
"Nobody told you? Dog King's the long lost twin brother of our dentist, Wu Song."
"A-and you've seen him...a human a-and an animal..."
"Yep, the beast of 2 backs."
"W-well...if the dogs are willing to try even though they know their king is human, I-I suppose I could try as well." she admitted fanning herself feeling her face heat up.
"So? You really wanna try?"
"...yes, but I am a respected woman, so we'll take it slow."
"Meh, that's fine, but I can assure you that a date with Mighty Ray will mean you will lose your composure." he boasted pointing to himself with both thumbs.
"Well, why don't we test that?"
"Great, let's go."
(Later)
We now see then walking next to each other, hand and wing holding each other around the Peacock Kingdom. This of course confusing and surprising her citizens.
"We really stand out, but hey, at least they aren't shouting at us to stop." Said Mighty Ray.
"And why would they do that? They know what will happen should they do that." remarked the queen.
"Well of course they can't, even if they had the freedom to, then it still shouldn't bother you."
"Hmm...you have a point, maybe I should create a new law that says interspecies is allowed, yes, I'll put it in my schedule for Sunday." she smiled. "Perhaps I'll even set up a way to meet numerous humans at once to save time. Some sort of, speed meeting of sorts."
"That's the spirit, so where are we going anyways? I don't really know my way around this kingdom."
"Simple, we're going to a special spot connected to the volcano. It propels warm steam into the air that helps open the pores up and makes you feel rejuvenated."
"Sweet, I could use a refreshing sauna after all the High Roller butt kicking I've been doing."
Yaksha grunted in agreement.
They kept going before reaching what looked like a hut over a vent and entered while grabbing some towels.
"Why do you need a towel? You animals are nude anyways." Said Mighty Ray.
"Well I do need something to...wipe...my sweat..." she blushed as she got a good look at his shaft.
"Eh, guess that makes sense." He then wrapped the towel around his pelvis.
'Massive!' She thought. 'I didn't think a human could grow that big.' Then she sat next to him in the sweat lodge.
"This is great." Said Mighty Ray as Peacock Queen sat next to him.
"Yes...quite..." she admitted looking away with a blush.
Then he put his arm around her. "Quite a bold move sitting next to me."
"Well, you are my date, i-it won't be as romantic if we were sitting across from each other." she excused while trying to stop from stuttering.
"So...uh this'll be awkward but...what was it like being Mystique Sonia's clock?"
"Oh...yes...well...it was a bit embarrassing."
"Thought so. So what about that other Peacock you were merged with?"
"He wasn't as big as you."
"What was that?"
"I-I said..." 'Think of something!' she coughed. "He was merely doing his job, that's all."
"If you say so." Said Mighty Ray as he pulled her close and she leaned on him. "So where did the weird rumors come from that only male Peacocks have the pretty feathers and only female peacocks have the dull feathers."
"Male Peacocks do have pretty feathers. I was just a female gifted with the most gorgeous feathers at birth so they'd all know I was the alpha female."
"So was there ever a Peacock King?"
"No male could attract me, before you."
"Huh?"
"I've mated with a few male peacocks, but that was just pleasure. You attract me more than them." she admitted without stuttering.
"Oh, is that so?" He grabbed his towel as Peacock Queen started panting.
That's when a peacock ran in. "My queen!"
'Oh now what!?' she thought jumping. "What is it?"
"All bird leaders are summoned for an urgent meeting, and nobody can say no."
"What's it about?"
"Sorry Mighty Ray, but that is classified information! Come, my queen, you may make love to this hero another time."
"I do apologize, but I must go." She groaned.
"Eh, that's okay, we can go out on another date some other time." he waved as she headed out before blinking. 'Wait...was she staring at my crotch? Yes!'
Later...
"That was great Yaksha, so how's about we hit Sheep Kingdom next?"
Then Yaksha grunted a response.
"Peacock Queen never asked to be my girlfriend, it should be fine if I charm another queen." he smiled with Yaksha making more sounds while waving his arms up. "Oh, great idea, if it's laundry day, I can show off my muscles when lifting all the loads of laundry."
"You're a jerk." Said the turtle.
"Who asked you?" He was about to pinch the turtle, but then...
"You want the Turtle King to blast you again?"
"No..."
Then Yaksha made more sounds.
"I know right?" Replied the turtle.
"Hey! I'm still here ya know."
"Yeah and we don't appreciate your skirt chasing."
"I hope for a better turtle next time I head out."
Later Mighty Ray makes it to Sheep Kingdom. He got off the turtle and headed to the castle.
"Remember, do not wash the red and white together."
Yaksha made some sound and rested on Mighty Ray's head.
"Helllllll-o Sheep Queen." he grinned, making her turn around and smile.
"Oh, Mighty Ray, what brings you here on laundry day?"
"Well I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd drop by." He then walked over and started flexing. "Looks like your subjects may need some help with carrying these heavy loads."
"Well I do admit, we have been having some trouble with the extra loads. We could use the help."
"Okay, check this out." Then he effortlessly lifted 4 laundry bags, 2 per arm. "How's that for strong?"
"Oooh very nice, but I've seen Gorilla King carry twice as much before asking me out." she remarked waving her hoff making him smirk.
"Oh yeah? Well I bet I can carry triple the amount."
"Okay, prove it."
"Alright, show me the heaviest stuff you got around here."
Then she pointed to the mountain on wool sweaters that needed to be washed.
"Whoa..."
"I know! The kingdom suddenly got lazy out of nowhere for a week." she huffed. "As such I haven't been able to get all of the sweaters cleaned quick enough."
Mighty Ray cracked his knuckles. "Stand back Sheep Queen."
She did so and watched as he walked over to the piles.
Without any effort he picked it up off the ground! Some sweaters fell, but did that matter? No, he was lifting the whole thing!
Sheep Queen's jaw dropped while Mighty Ray smirked.
"Where do you want these at?"
"O-over there..." she replied, stupefied.
Mighty Ray lugged the pile over where she stood with a few sweaters dropping. "How's that?"
"W-well, a few sweaters dropped, but amazing job Mighty Ray." she clapped her hooves. "I didn't expect that, at all."
"Well, here's something else you won't expect. Would like to go out on a date with me?"
"What?" she blinked in surprise. "You want to ask me out?"
"Yeah, you're pretty, and very soft." he complimented with a wink making her blush.
"Go for it my queen." Said a sheep.
"Yeah, she's been real lonelyyyyy." Said a human.
"Don't worry, we'll finish the laundry before you get back."
Sheep Queen blushed brighter while looking irked. "I suppose it wouldn't hurt." Then she offered Mighty Ray her foreleg. "Did you have something in mind?"
"I don't know this place, so I was wondering if you could show me around."
"Ah, a tour, I'd be delighted to show you around."
"Thank you, and remember this is a date, make sure to give me a thorough tour of the most romantic spot as well." he smirked with the queen chuckling. Mighty Ray slung an arm around her back and off they went. "See yah later Yaksha."
"Hey! What about me?"
"Oh, think you could go park near the entrance to Sheep Castle?"
"Hmph!"
"Thanks."
Later...
"And that's the theater where we do fashion shows for the most trendy sweaters."
"Wow, uh...what's a fashion show?" he asked scratching his head clueless.
"It's where fashion designers show off their line of trendy clothes. Hasn't Mystique Sonia ever come home showing off anything?"
"Now that you mentioned it, yeah, she shows off to the guys and I never noticed because I always prank her face." he remarked with a chuckle with Sheep Queen shaking her head.
"Oh how I wish I could catch your comedy acts more often."
"You should, I'm just getting better. So what's going on near one of your clothing shops?"
"Humans and animals can't have sex! It's not okay!"
"Protesters who don't want interspecies couples."
"Wait, you have those here?"
"Animals are only for snuggles!" Shouted a human.
"Humans are only for spoiling us when they don't have or want kids!" Shouted a sheep.
"Ugh..."
"Don't worry babe, I'll handle this." Then he gagged as he pulled out a banana. He grimaced as he popped it in his mouth and swallowed with a gulp before his eyes started sparking. "I am Mighty Ray! Fear my eyeballs!"
The protesters were then blasted! They got up and started running away!
"We'll remember this."
"Mighty Ray, that might have been overboard."
"Yeah, but protesters are very stubborn like that. Unless you actually apply bodily harm, they won't back off."
"True, and I really do want options to be open for my people incase they end up not being interested in their own kind." she sighed. "Things change so quick, and the idea of interspecies has crossed my mind."
"Which is why you're on this date?"
"Partially." She admitted with a blush.
"Partially? What's the other part? Because I asked you out?"
"It's also because your strength is impressive."
"Finally a girl compliments me on my strength." he smirked flexing. "Mystique Sonia thinks I'm full of it, but I can kick her butt any day of the week."
"If you did I'd make you king."
"Huh?"
"Nothing."
"Sounded like you had a grudge against Mystique Sonia."
"Well I don't." She said. 'So I'm a bit jealous that she can knit better than me, that doesn't mean I have a grudge.'
'Coulda sworn she sounded jealous. Must have heard it wrong.'
Later...
"And this lift leads to the snowy peak of a mountain with a bunch of log cabins."
"Ah, so couples can get cozy snuggling together in their warm wool sweaters?"
"Of course, we don't just make them for nothing." She said. "I wish I could go up there and see what it's like..."
"Well good thing we're on a date." Then they entered the lift.
"Wait, what are you-"
"If you haven't been up there yet, then it's a good thing I'm here."
"I guess you're right...I hope there's no vandalism or other forms of tomfoolery since I haven't been up there."
"Oh please, I'm sure it looks great."
When they got up there, the place seemed fine and Sheep Queen led Mighty Ray to the front desk. There was a sheep making a face, but then noticed them.
"Oh crap."
"Huh?"
"I mean, why hello my queen." He said while trying to remain calm. "Nice to see you've finally got yourself a date."
"I'll take the queen sized log cabin."
"Of course, a log cabin fit for a queen." He said, backing up, grabbing the key and then walking forward again. "Enjoy your visit."
"Thank you." Then they exited.
"Did something seem off to you?"
"Not sure." Replied Sheep Queen.
"I'm sure it was nothing."
Meanwhile back at the front desk...
"They're gone." He said while looking down.
That's when a female sheep popped up. "We're dead aren't we?"
"What? Just because we turned the log cabins into the equivalent of cheap love hotels? Of course not." He replied all sarcastically.
"Its that attitude I won't let you do me from behind."
"Well I might end up getting done from behind for repurposing this place into a land of smut."
We now see Mighty Ray and Sheep Queen as they enter the queen's personal log cabin. Only to see red curtains, sheets on the bed, and carpet.
"Wowee, this place sure is fancy..." then he rubbed a finger across the dresser. "And dusty..."
"That's what happens when I don't have a date..."
"I blame High Roller and a little bit of Big Green." Said Mighty Ray. "Your life was dedicated to terrorizing humans at one point before spending that same amount of time apologizing for what happened that you at one point forgot about trying to find a boyfriend." Then Mighty Ray found an extra big sweater in the dresser.
"And I thank you for being my date Mighty Ray." Then she kissed his cheek, making him blush.
"Alright, let's go snug-" then they heard a moaning from the cabin next to their's. "Uh...what was that?"
"Whatever it is, we better investigate, my subjects might be in danger."
They followed the moaning which got louder and much more moaning from multiple were heard as they got closer until they opened the door and found an orgy.
"What is the meaning of this!? Turning my romantic idea into a place for an orgy!?"
The people and sheep all noticed her and blushed.
"M-My queen! We...we uh...this isn't what it looks like!"
"Mighty Ray, I'm afraid I may have to cut this short, I have scoldings to attend to."
"I could zap them if you want. I won't like it, but I'll do it."
"No need, your lightning will just be momentary pain, these rule breakers need something that lasts longer, like a night in jail." she frowned while the animals and people paled.
"Okay, bye Sheep Queen, let's go on another date another time." he waved to her before walking away with a blush. 'Wow, that was a lot of skin.'
Later...we now see our trio heading for Pangolin Kingdom.
"You're gonna take advantage of her love for humans aren't you?" Said the turtle.
"So what if I am?"
Then Yaksha grunted explaining.
"Just let me do this, not like I'm hurting anyone's feelings, I'm just looking to score some dates." he retorted. "Besides, if you two were in my shoes, you'd do the same thing."
Yaksha then grunted. In translation he said "I used to be a human and I still have more humanity than you."
"Hey! Says the one who probably sees Mystique Sonia change."
Yaksha blushed and looked away.
"I rest my case."
Later at Pangolin Kingdom, we see the Pangolins and humans gathered around a building.
"I hereby dub this new establishment, the first orphanage of Pangolin Kingdom." Then Pangolin Queen cut the ribbon. 'Now we can own humans legally and shower them with as much love as possible.' she thought as the citizens clapped together. "Now then little ones, go on in..." The human children and pangolin children formed a single file line as they walked in.
"Ain't that sweet...are the pangolins drooling?" Mighty Ray noticed. 'Ok, that's not a little bit creepy at all.'
"I'm gonna adopt the bald kid."
"I've got my eyes set on the pigtails girl."
"Spiky hair is all mine."
'Now to pass the law for pangolins and humans to marry each other.' Thought Pangolin Queen.
"Hey Pangolin Queen!"
"Hmm? Oh my, Mighty Ray. Hello cutie." she smiled. "What brings you to my kingdom?"
"Just looking for a date." He winked. "You wanna come with?"
"Oh my! That's quite bold of you." she giggled with a blush. "Or instead of a date, you and I can just cut out the middleman and start making out, how does that sound Mighty Ray?"
"Wow, you sure are quick. I figured I was gonna have to suggest that."
"Don't kiss him, he's been womanizing animal queens." Said the turtle.
"Oh it's quite alright, as long as the womanizer is human, we pangolins don't mind one bit."
"Wait, really?" spoke Mighty Ray in surprise.
Then she kissed his cheek. "Really."
"Are you pangolins in heat or something?"
"No, if we were in heat, the humans would be running." She chuckled. "I've just been lonely for quite some time."
"You mean after we liberated humans from your castle?"
"Yes, but it's fine...some even come to us to actually be with us. Roommates, adoptions, boyfriend and girlfriend, I'm about to legalize interspecies marriage tomorrow." Then they walked into some closet inside the Pangolin Castle.
"That's great, so you gonna lead or should I lead?"
"Let's have our tongues fight for dominance."
"Sweet!"
So they wrapped their arms around each other and pressed their lips against each other! Mighty Ray's tongue moved left to right so fast it was as if it was slapping Pangolin Queen's tongue!
'Oh that's adorable, but try this on for size.' She then halted his assault by curling her whole tongue around his and squeezing as if giving his tongue a warm hug.
'I can totally counter that.'
Meanwhile...
"So what do we do while they're playing 7 minutes in Heaven?" Asked the turtle.
"Oh, is there someone playing 7 minutes in heaven in there?" Asked a Pangolin couple. "We call next."
Yaksha let out some grunts.
Both held each other tighter as they deepened their kisses even more. Both sides rubbing each other's back. Mighty Ray then flicked his tongue up as if giving Pangolin Queen's an uppercut then pinning her tongue down.
'1...2...' thought Mighty Ray as Pangolin Queen struggled to get loose. '3...my tongue is the dominant one.'
'Ooh he's quite good!'
They then find themselves with Mighty Ray on top with Pangolin Queen on her back. Her eyes opened only to roll back as Mighty Ray began a relentless assault before both finally let go to breathe.
"Wow...that was amazing!"
"I agree, that was so manly Mighty Ray." She then kissed his cheek and then they got up and exited the closet to see a line had congregated.
"Is it our turn now?"
"Yes, go right ahead." Then she turned to Mighty Ray. "Thank you Mighty Ray, I really needed that. How long will your visit to Pangolin Kingdom be?"
That's when a parrot appeared handing Mighty Ray a letter. He went through it and turned to her.
"Not long I guess. I need to go to Zebra Kingdom and somehow convince their queen to join Big Green."
"Okay, good luck." Then she planted a goodbye kiss on his lips.
He smiled and kissed back while rubbing near the top of her rear.
"Ooh." She smiled and blushed.
As Mighty Ray left...
"You disgust me." Said the Turtle.
"Okay that's it, don't care if this happens." Then he pinched the turtle.
"Ow!" he cried out before he sniffled with a tear flying out with Yaksha shaking his head.
"Your friend here nagged me long enough, just shoot me and get it ov-" They did more than just shoot him, they shot until they were out of ammo. Mighty Ray fell face down unconscious. The turtle army then retreated, Yaksha picked up Mighty Ray and off this trio went.
"Ow..."
Yaksha rolled his eyes while the turtle snickered.
"That's what you get."
They later find themselves running through a savanna.
"So if we convince Zebra Queen to join, does that mean The Zebra Brothers will have to betray High Roller?" he asked curiously.
"Beats me." remarked the turtle. "I didn't even know there was other zebras."
"I...actually I didn't either." remarked Mighty tapping his chin. "I always figured those two were the only ones."
Then they found themselves going down some fence looking area.
"Wow, look at these 2 huge fences, black and white like a zebra."
That's when a panicked human jumped out from the tall grass. "Hey! Are you Big Green?"
"Yep, I am Mighty Ray, I'll take care of your little Zebra Problem."
"Mighty Ray, run! Those aren't fences."
"What?"
"Those are zeb-" That's when a zebra revealed himself and grabbed the human.
"You're not going anywhere." they frowned as the 'fences' moved to show more zebras.
"Aw-man, there's only one way out of this one." He then pulled out a banana. "Two bananas in one day, this already sucks." He ate the banana and then said his catchphrase. "I am Mighty Ray, fear my eyeballs!" He shot out lightning which caused several to go flying back while others rolled at him like wheels.
Yaksha swung his claws, assisting Mighty Ray! Sending one by one flying.
"Oh please, I've battled zebras on a regular basis, you guys don't scare me!" He said before punching and kicking.
"You've battled with our kind?"
"Yeah, 2 idiots called the Zebra Brothers."
"STOOOOOP!" Shouted a female voice. "Did you say, the Zebra Brothers?"
The other zebras quickly made a path.
"Yes?"
"Those outlaws still haven't grown-up, I see. Unbelievable."
"Whoa, who are you?"
"I am the Zebra Queen." Said a zebra with 2 tones of grey stripes. She stood taller than the others with a crown and looked mad. "Who are you to tread on my land?"
"I am Mighty Ray, from Big Green. Usually my commander, ApeTrully would be here to make peace with animal kingdoms. I'm not sure why he isn't here but please, join us and become friends with humans again." spoke Mighty Ray awkwardly while looking away since he was bad at this. "Uh...we have plenty of gold if you like that stuff."
"You say you fight the Zebra Brothers on a daily basis?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Do you win these?"
"Yes?"
"Good, outlaws don't deserve any friendliness after what they've done."
"Outlaws?" he blinked.
"Of course, you don't actually think I'd allowed those two in my kingdom, do you?"
"Uh...truth be told, I didn't know there WAS a zebra kingdom." he admitted rubbing the back of his head.
"Well there is. High Roller convinced us all of the evil humans commit, so we decided to isolate ourselves and throw out any human approaching too close, but then the Zebra Brothers suggested we actually fight them. We prefer the phrase "violence on begets more violence" so we stuck to just throwing them out of our kingdom. That enraged the Zebra Brothers, so in petty childish anger they crafted lanterns and turned me grey. For zebras, we use our stripes and numbers to camouflage and make it difficult to spot just one of us. Those 2 turned me into a giant grey bullseye and for that, they were kicked out of our kingdom." She explained.
"Ooh, sorry. I know how annoying they can get. So you weren't gonna attack, just throw me out?"
"Yes, like that human who tried to warn you."
"Begone from our kingdom!" 2 zebras said as they carried said human.
"I just wanted to sell pottery!"
"No humans allowed!" Then they tossed him.
"So now, why don't you convince me to join Big Green?"
"Oh, I can do that. Alright Yaksha, let's show her."
He gave a thumbs up.
"I am Mighty Ray, see my comedy!" Then Yaksha morphed into High Roller. "Well, well, well, if it isn't High Roller the biggest baby in the world."
Then Yaksha modified his High Roller form to have a diaper and a rattle and pantomimed crying.
This got the zebras to chuckle.
"Hey High Roller, why you always fighting Lin Chung? You scared of me or something?" Then Yaksha gestured being afraid.
The zebras laughed, but the queen wasn't so impressed.
"You barely have any animals on your side left, just give up and walk into your well deserved prison cell." Then Yaksha transformed into a prison.
"It's not that funny."
"But it's true." said one of the zebras.
"Now then, how's about I be real with you guys for a sec?"
That caught the zebras off guard.
"War sucks." Said Mighty Ray. "I appreciate how you guys prefer to just stay as far away as possible from our war."
"Well it only makes sense. Why should we get involved with something this dumb?" asked the Zebra Queen. "We have nothing to gain from it."
"You see? You want peace, Big Green wants that too, so please join us?"
'I'll give him this, more mature than the Zebra Brothers.' she idly thought while rubbing her chin to think. Zebra Queen then approached Mighty Ray.
"Yes, Zebra Queen?"
"Please tell me, what do you think of me? Does this grey fur make me look old?"
"Heck no, you look plenty young, no stupid spell from the Zebra Brothers can ruin that." he waved off making her smile.
"Good, that's what I wanted to hear." She said. "All these other zebras said that the grey fur makes me feel old."
"You don't look old at all."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'd take you out on a date."
"Right now?"
"Sure, so we could get to know each other better."
"Well...ok, I've got time. Great, let's go to my favorite place." She grabbed Mighty Ray and ran off.
Later...
"Hello racing fans, are you ready for Zebra Rolling?"
The crowd cheered as they saw zebras behind a starting line all grouped in pairs.
"Today we have a special guest here, our very own Zebra Queen!"
"Yeaaaah!"
"And her date Mighty Ray, the first human to enter our Kingdom's Walls in years."
"Boooo!"
"It's okay, his efforts in bringing peace include beating up the Zebra Brothers."
"Yaaaaaaay!"
"Let's get ready for the race!"
"So zebras really do this wheel technique? I thought it was something the Zebra Brothers made up."
"Nope, it's supposed to be a fun sport. But then those idiots ruined it when they used it attacking those they didn't like. Namely those who confiscate their comic books."
"Like teachers and parents? Those guys sure get worse each day."
"Spoiled brats." she shook her head. "Just grab my legs and I'll grab yours, then we try to use each other's weight together."
"Alright, got your...legs..." Mighty Ray noticed her legs were quite slender and more womanly for an animal. "Wow."
"Something wrong?"
"Nothing, you got my legs?"
"Yep, don't worry, I paid everyone to go easy since you're new at this."
"What? That's messed up."
"It's not like I told them to lose flat out, don't worry, it won't look rigged." Zebra Queen explained.
"Okay competitors...on your marks...get set..."
"Hold tight." Then everyone started spinning in place
'Please stay inside, my precious lunch.' thought Mighty Ray trying to keep it together.
"GO!"
Then off they rode, speeding down the track!
"Woah!" Mighty Ray let out as they rolled.
"Hold on tight, I told everyone that I don't need a pro zebra, that I can win a race by myself."
"Wow, you see yourself as a lone wheel?"
"Yep, but my parents, friends and just about everyone in the kingdom doesn't think I can do it. Thank you for being here."
"In that case, let's show them what we got!"
"Alright, here comes some hills, hope you don't mind landing on your back from each jump."
"Bring 'em on!"
They jumped off each hill, but each time Mighty Ray landed on his back he felt pain.
"Ow! Ooh! Guess that's why Zebras have those brush manes."
"Yep, next time we'll get you some protective armor." Then a sharp turn was coming up. Get ready, time to drift!"
"On it!" 'Ooh boy, my back is gonna feel this in the morning.' They spun while sliding across. The ground, grinding against Mighty Ray's back. 'At Least this doesn't have any rocks.'
Mighty Ray spoke too soon as they entered the final leg of the race, being chased by a huge boulder!
"Woah!"
"Just keep leaning forward, the finish line is dead ahead!"
"I can do that with my eyes closed!"
It was neck and neck was they were rolling alongside 2 others while everyone else got ran over by the boulder!
"And it's down to only a few racers!"
"Even though you paid us off, looks like you're gonna lose another one my queen." Said one of the zebras.
"In your dreams!"
Then just before they reached the finish line, Zebra Queen and Mighty Ray leaned even more forward getting an entire inch ahead!
"And we have our winners!" The announcer announced. "Zebra Queen and Mighty Ray!"
The crowd cheered while the two undid the wheel with Mighty Ray rubbing his back.
"Owowow, oh boy, I could sure use a good massage after that." Said Mighty Ray as he rubbed his back.
"Well since you DID help me win, I might be willing to help."
"Help?"
"Zebras, massage."
Then the Zebras pushed Mighty Ray, he fell forward, and then a zebra wheel rolled in place on his back.
"Oooooh...I bet High Roller enjoys this luxury." he let out while smiling at the sensation.
"The zebras will be happy to join Big Green and make friends with humans."
"Great! Way till they hear I made it happen all on my own." he boasted.
Later...we now see Mighty Ray ready to leave.
"Well, I'm off."
"Wait, before you go." Then Zebra Queen planted a big kiss mark on his cheek.
He blinked before giving a goofy grin with two thumbs up. Then off he was back to Big Green.
Mighty Ray then made it back to return Yaksha.
"Yaksha, how was your day with Banana Breath?"
He then grunted.
"No way, they all kissed him?"
"And you're surprised?"
"Yes. I mean, just look at you."
"Yeah, I look at myself everyday and I'm quite the babe magnet."
Mystique Sonia gagged.
"Besides, you're just jealous I managed to woo so many girls in one day." he smirked.
"Ugh, I need to go to bed and forget what just happened."
"Impressive Mighty Ray." Said Lin Chung.
"Thanks, if you'd like lessons on wooing the ladies, I could help set you up with Alpha Girl."
"I'm not worried about a relationship right now, I've been too busy trying to discover a new form of inspiration."
"I bet you'd find inspiration if you saw Alpha Girl naked."
"Excuse me?" Said Alpha Girl standing behind Mighty Ray.
"Oh...hey there Alpha Girl...heh heh..."
She cracked her knuckles and knocked out Mighty Ray!
The next day…
"Ow...she sure hits hard." Mighty Ray said to himself as he was wandering Hidden Kingdom.
"Help!" A female voice cried.
"I wonder if I could bag myself a 5th." He followed the voice and found a female possum getting attacked by a boar. Said possum was completely colored royal blue with a crown on its head with numerous baby ones clinging to its back.
"It's nothin' personal Possum Queen, but Boar Queen demands you surrender your Kingdom!"
Mighty Ray said nothing, he went for the element of surprise, swallowing a banana and blasting the boar!
"AHHHH!" The Boar was sent flying and Mighty Ray ran in.
"Hey, you okay?"
"Oh thank goodness, I am Possum Queen and my Kingdom have been in a losing battle against the boars!" she spoke quickly. "We've been at war for territory and they're getting desperate!"
"What do the boars need land for?"
"So they can make battle arenas, but us possums need the land for safety. As you can see, our only strength is in our teeth, and those boars could easily use their tusks for ranged defensive fighting."
"Trust me, I know what it's like to be a boar."
"Well...you do look as fat and your voice kind of has a-"
"I-I mean I've been my spirit animal before. Anyways, Big Green would love to help you. I'll go get my commander and my squad and you can lead us to the battle."
"Thank you so much."
Later...we now see First Squad, ApeTrully and a tank battalion following Possum Queen. They then started hearing explosions in the distance. They made it over a hill and saw it. A battle as more and more possums ended up unconscious or retreated.
"Let's-"
"Now, now, everyone, we must always try the peaceful route before resorting to violence." Said ApeTrully, taking the lead.
"I shall talk to the Boars and try to make peace." He then rode ahead.
"Keep your aim on the boars, just incase they grab him." Groaned Mr. No Hands.
"Stop!" Shouted ApeTrully. "Mighty boars, you don't need to attack the possums, join up with Big Green and once we take East Citadel from High Roller, you shall all have your brawls in East Citadel's very own arena."
All the boars looked at each other before snorting and looking blood thirsty.
"Uh...gold?"
They squealed and charged.
"Oh my!" Then the tanks started firing.
First Squad charged and ApeTrully ran past them.
"We must get to Boar Queen! Hopefully she'll understand if we were to talk to her directly!"
"Let, Mighty Ray talk, to Boar Queen." Jumpy Ghostface suggested.
"Something tells me that's a bad idea." spoke Sonia who slapped some boars away with her tongue.
"It's worth a try." Said Lin Chung. "Besides, boar is Mighty Ray's spirit animal after all."
"He's got a point." Said Mighty Ray.
"Well, can't argue with that logic. Who knows, you might feel right at home."
"Oh ha ha."
That's when Yaksha morphed into a catapult. Mighty Ray jumped on it before finding himself launched through the sky.
"Woooooohooooo!" After a few minutes, he saw Boar Castle, he ate a banana and blew a hole in the roof! Falling through and landing on his feet safely! "Okay, where's this Boar Queen? I am Mighty Ray and I have some questions I want to ask after I kick her butt!"
"Wait...you're Mighty Ray?" Said a female voice.
Mighty Ray turned to the voice's direction and saw her!
The Boar Queen herself had a mix of white fur and dark pink fur. She also looked bigger than the average boar with tusks that curled inward while munching on a truffle.
"Yes, who wants to know?"
"I heard that your spirit animal is the boar."
"Yeah, so?"
"A boar, so brave enough to storm East Citadel twice would be perfect for my army. Although, I am willing to adhere to a peace treaty with the possums if you can beat me in a sumo competition." she remarked before walking up from her throne. "Do it, and I shall make peace with the possums."
"Bring it on." he smirked. "I'm the toughest guy around, ain't no sumo match gonna be too much for me."
Boar Queen grinned as they entered the circle. Then a referee appeared.
"Ready...fight!" Said a human dressed in referee clothes and shackled to the floor.
Both sides stomped before coming at each other! Mighty Ray tried to grab Boar Queen's belly, but her tusks kept him at a distance.
"Ha! Nice try, but no dice for you little man."
Mighty Ray grabbed the tusks and then tried started pulling and pushing her head.
"Wha-hey! Cut that out! Ref!"
"No dirty tactics!"
Mighty Ray let go and then Boar Queen started her attack! He ducked under and try as he might, he couldn't slap back! Boar Queen finally charged and Mighty Ray took that chance! He side stepped to the left and then grabbed her belly!
'No way! Nobody has grabbed me in years!" She got out of her initial shock as Mighty Ray was getting her very close to the edge of the ring.
"I'm stronger than your average human!"
She then tried getting him off by slapping him!
"That won't work on me!" he gritted his teeth and began to slowly lift her off the ground.
"I haven't seen strength like this since my late husband!"
"Your husband died? I'm so sorry, just like how I'm so sorry about this!" Then he tossed out!
"WAH!" she let out before crashing against the ground with a boom.
"Out! Winner is Mighty Ray!"
"Aw-yeah!" Then a boar walked up to him and handed him a medal. "Nice."
Boar Queen got up, with shock and amazement in her eyes. "That was incredible, my late husband was the only guy let alone the only boar since who's ever defeated me."
"Well, guess now there have been 2 guys who've defeated you."
"Indeed. You, send this to the general that the war is over! We surrender and are now joining Big Green!" The green boar wearing a hat took the scroll and ran.
Later...
We now see Possum Queen littering Mighty Ray's face with kisses. "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!"
"Hahaha! N-No problem!" he laughed while she clung onto him with her limbs while her babies were making cute sounds while on her back.
"I am honored that we have ended a war and that we now have 2 Kingdoms joining Big Green." Said ApeTrully.
"Way to go Mighty Ray, you really kept the harmony in this one." Said Lin Chung.
"Yeah, and it's all thanks to my awesomeness." He said. "Now let's go home, by everyone."
They all waved bye with Boar Queen looking at Mighty Ray, hearts in her eyes.
Later that night...
"And I still have luck with the ladies."
"Ugh, fine I admit you have some luck, but it's not like they've come back for more." Said Mystique Sonia before entering her room.
"They'll be back for more. Nobody can resist me for long."
The next morning...
Mighty Ray smiled in his sleep before he began to slowly wake up and let out a yawn. "Alright, time for some-bwoah!"
"Morning Mighty Ray~" Said Sheep, Zebra, Peacock, Possum, Pangolin and Boar Queens.
"Uh...hey girls...what are you all doing in my room?"
"To give you good morning kisses." Pangolin Queen answered.
"Say what?" They then grabbed him and picked where they wanted to kiss him! Planting kissing marks all over those spots on his face.
Said human blushed at the sudden move as they all pulled back and looking pleased.
"Hehe, won't Mystique Sonia be wrong again, you girls did come back for more."
"Correct, so...who'd you like to marry?" Asked Boar Queen.
Mighty Ray got wide eyed and started sweating. "Uh..."
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