RWBY: A TALE OF TWO SCYTHES

Written by Christopher Rangel

CHAPTER 3: FILTHLUST

Blake was taking a shit. Like, a bad shit. Like, a holy shit I can't believe how bad this shit is and… wait, oh no, my sense of smell is dead. Yeah, that kind of shit. She was panting by the time she was done, and struggled to reach for the toilet paper. It took like five minutes to wipe the leftover shit out of her asshole, because it was one of those mushy types of shit, too, the ones that don't quite drop completely out. When she was done, she stood up, pulled up her panties, and looked at the monstrosity she created.

"Sayonara", she said as she flushed the toilet. It didn't want to go down, but eventually it did. She washed her hands and left the bathroom.

"I'm next!" Yang yelled as she pushed past Blake into the bathroom.

"Jeez, what the hell, man?" Blake said, but Yang had already closed the door.

"Disgusting", said Weiss.

"What?" Blake asked.

"You haven't noticed yet?" said Weiss. "She always rushes into the bathroom the moment any one of us is finished in there."

"You don't think…" Blake started.

"Let's find out", Weiss responded. They both crept towards the bathroom door and put an ear to it.

They heard Yang sniff the air loudly. "Oh, yeah!" Yang moaned. "The smell… it's so… oh, it's so strong! Oh, God…" There was the squishy sound of a pussy being attacked by the pussybearer's own hand, and both Weiss and Blake knew who the pussybearer was. Disgusted, they both backed away.

"I…" began Blake. "I really wish we hadn't done that."

Weiss only nodded, her mouth sealed tight, her cheeks bulged and red; the telltale sign that someone's mouth is currently filled with vomit.

The toilet was flushed, the sink turned on and off, and Yang stepped out of the bathroom, looking as refreshed as a web page after someone hits the "refresh" button.

"Hey, you guys know when Ruby'll be back?" Yang asked. Blake and Weiss did their best to pull themselves back together.

"Uh, yeah", said Weiss, swallowing all of her vomit. "She said, like, by the end of the day."

"Cool cool", Yang said, stretching her arms behind her head. "Ah, nothing like the smell of shit in the morning." Meanwhile, Blake wondered how she hadn't put together Yang's fetish sooner.

"OH MY GOOOOOD!" they heard someone yell from down the hallway. Yang, Weiss, and Blake looked at each other, then rushed down the hall to the source of the yell. They found Flint Flossy crying, kneeling in a doorway. Within the room, the topless body of his teammate, Neon Katt, was lying sideways on the floor, her neck snapped and nipples seeping blood. It was a fresh kill.

"Ruby killed someone else?" someone in the crowd asked.

"No, it couldn't be her", someone else responded. "She went into the forest earlier, and the surviving members of Team JNPR went in after her."

"Who said that?!" Weiss demanded. "Who called Ruby a killer?!" Mercury Black stepped forward.

"They found Jaune dead this morning, his nipples cut off, much like her's", said Mercury. "Yesterday, Ruby said he'd help Jaune cut his nipples off."

"But if she wasn't here to commit this murder", Penny said, "That would stand to reason that she is not the Niplord."

"Someone has to tell Pyrrha", said Sayori from Doki Doki Literature Club.

"But how?" asked Chip Skylark.

"Did anyone else go after Ruby?" asked Weiss. "Aside from JNPR?"

"There were two…" said Sayori.

"Nora", said Pyrrha, "Ren. Stand back."

"Hey, he was our teammate, too!" said Nora.

"I'm sorry, Nora", said Pyrrha. "But I must fight this battle alone."

"Pyrrha, I don't understand", said Ruby. "Jaune was my friend, too! Why do you think I…"

"SHUT UP!" said Pyrrha, drawing her shield and spear. "Shut up and fight me!"

Ruby stuck Graceful Dahlia in the ground. "No", said Ruby. "I won't."

"Fine", said Pyrrha. "I wanted to give you a fighting chance, Ruby, but you've left me no choice." In the blink of an eye she threw her spear at Ruby, who jumped out of the way while simultaneously kicking the spear away and picking up her new scythe, the Graceful Dahlia. She went in to hit Pyrrha with the shaft of the scythe, but the shaft was met with a shield, and Pyrrha jabbed a spear towards Ruby, causing Ruby to jump back.

"You bitch!" said Pyrrha, throwing her shield at Ruby like Captain America. "I'll kill you!"

"No!" Ruby said. She swung her scythe and was surprised to see it cut right through the shield like butter. This is a truly deadly weapon, she thought to herself. She stuck it back in the ground and said "I won't fight you, Pyrrha."

"Why, you…" Pyrrha growled.

"Hey, stop the fight! Stop the fight!" Sun yelled.

"Why?" said Pyrrha.

"I got a text from Blake!" said Sun. "Someone else has just been killed; nipples cut off!"

"Wait, but that means…" began Pyrrha. Neptune walked between the two fighters.

"Ruby is not the killer", said Neptune.

Pyrrha glared at Ruby, then looked at Neptune, then looked at Ruby with a softer, sadder expression. "I…" she began, looking down to the ground. "I'm… sorry, Ruby. I should have known better."

Ruby walked towards Pyrrha. "It's alright, Pyrrha", said Ruby. She gave her a hug. "It's alright…"

Ruby, Sun, Neptune, and the surviving members of Team JNPR made it back to Bacon Adademy, and were met by the rest of Team RWBY.

"I… assume you've heard the news", said Weiss.

"Yeah", said Ruby. Yang gave her sister a hug.

"To make things worse", said Blake, "apparently, Jaune's body has gone missing."

"WHAT?!" said Ruby, Pyrrha, Nora, Ren, Sun, and Neptune. Even Speedwagon was surprised!

"Yeah, no one knows what the fuck is up with that", said Yang.

"How could it have gone missing?" Pyrrha asked.

"No one knows", said Weiss. "But the school has agreed to put off the dual funeral for Jaune and Neon until after his body is found."

"If you ask me…" said Blake, "they're just waiting for this whole thing to be over, so they can just have one big funeral for every student that will get killed by the Niplord."

"I can't believe they would be that cynical", said Ruby. Blake shrugged.

"Stay on your guard, guys", said Pyrrha, starting to walk away with Nora and Ren following. "And if you need help, don't hesitate to ask us."

The time had finally come. Ruby was lying in her bed, "sleeping" with one eye open. She looked and listened around. The rest of her team was fast asleep. She reached over to her new scythe, the Graceful Dahlia, and brought it into bed with her. She began by stroking the shaft. It was so smooth. Then she spat on her hands and started jerking the scythe off, as if it was a big ol' green colored shween. When she was satisfied with how slick the shaft was, she reached under her sheets and pulled off her already soaked panties. She then brought the scythe under the sheets and stuck the shaft into her cooter, spreading her pussylips to the max. She could hardly comprehand the pleasure as she slowly thrusted it inside herself.

Meanwhile, miles away from Bacon Adademy, Marluxia was busy getting groceries.

"That'll be $13.39", said the cashier, Josh Peck.

"Right", said Marluxia. He reached into the inner pocket of his black cloak to get his wallet, when all of a sudden…

"Wh… What?" Marluxia's ding-dong was hard as a rock, and all of a sudden his mind was flooded with images of Ruby Rose pleasuring herself with the scythe she had won from him. "Oh… Oh, God. I mustn't", he said, resisting an urge. "Oh, but I must!" And with that, instead of going for his wallet, he went for his pingus and started jerking off, hoping that it wasn't too noticeable and that it wouldn't take too long.

"Whenever you're ready", said the Josh Peck. "Aaaaany day, now."

"Give me… a moment", Marluxia moaned.

"Are… Are you alright?"

"I SAID GIVE ME A MOMENT!" Marluxia yelled.

"Wait a minute", said the Josh Peck, noticing that Marluxia's right arm seemed to be working more in an I'm jacking my shween motion than an I'm getting my wallet out of my pocket motion. "Are you…" It was at that moment that Marluxia released an extremely loud moan and nutted thirteen times right on Josh Peck's voluptuous face.

"Police! Police!" the Josh Pecker yelled. "We got a public masturbator! PUBLIC MASTURBATOR!"

"No, you don't understand!" Marluxia yelled as a bunch of police slid sideways across the floor to block off either end of the cashier lane. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

"Oh, we understand perfectly well", said Officer Jenny.

"No, you DON'T!" Marluxia yelled as the cops started taking him away. "I COULDN'T NOT MASTURBATE! YOU HEAR ME?! I COULDN'T NOT MASTURBAAAAATE!"

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Ruby screamed as she came hard all across the room. She lay there gasping for air for a couple minutes, then removed the scythe from her cooter. "Oh shit…"

She looked around. Her friends were still asleep, thankfully. Her pussy juices would dry by the morning, and while they would wonder why they and their blankets were covered in a sticky substance, they would never suspect it was her. Ruby didn't clean herself off, either, so that she could feign ignorance. She laid her soaked back on her soaked bed and fell asleep.

"Ruby…" Ruby heard a voice calling for her in her dream. "Ruby…"

"Who is that?" Ruby asked. "Jaune?"

"Yes, Ruby", said Jaune. "Follow the sound of my voice…" Ruby did so, walking through the darkness. As she progressed, the blackness of her dream started taking form. There was a light at the end, like a single star, and as she made her way towards it the dark lit into gray. As she got closer, the light took the form of a person. As she got even closer she recognized it as Jaune.

"Jaune!" said Ruby.

"Ruby", said Jaune.

"What are you doing here?" Ruby asked.

"Being here", said Jaune.

"Huh, I guess that makes sense", said Ruby. "So… is it true? Are you really dead?"

"I don't know", said Jaune. "Are you dead?"

"I don't think so", said Ruby. "Unless I just randomly died in my sleep. Boy would that suck!"

"Hm…" said Jaune. Suddenly his shirt was off.

"Uh, what happened to your shirt?" Ruby asked. She suddenly noticed a knife in Jaune's right hand.

"Wouldn't we look better…" he said, bringing the knife to his left nipple, "Without nipples?" He slipped the knife beneath his nipple and slowly started cutting it away. "It feels so good, Ruby", he said, eyes glazed over in pleasure and his dick almost poking out of his pants. The nipple fell away, and he looked up at Ruby. "Would you… like me to do you next?" he started working on his other nipple.

"AAAHHHHHH!" Ruby screamed. She wanted to run away, but found herself frozen in place as Jaune cut away his other nipple. Ruby looked down at her hands and saw them covered in blood. "AAAHHHHHHHH!"

"Ruby?" Came another voice from beyond the darkness. "Ruby!"

"AAAAHHHHHH!" Ruby screamed again, and she sat right up in her bed. "It's not over… It's not over!" she said, after she saw that the entire room was covered in blood.

"What the FUCK?!" Blake asked. "How did this happen?!"

"Was somebody killed?" Yang asked. Ruby thought for a moment, then went still. She looked under her sheets and found that her panties were soaked in blood.

"I, uh…" said Ruby. "I think I know what happened." Her friends looked at her, and then Weiss's face dropped.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me", said Weiss. "Did you fucking squirt again?!"

"Heh heh", said Ruby. "What can I say?" And then the screen shrunk to a circle that surrounded Ruby's face, and she looked at the camera and said "That's all folks!" while at the bottom of the screen appeared the words "That's all folks!" and the Looney Tunes music was playing in the background and the screen went blank.

TO BE CONTINUED