I was scrolling through stuff on my phone, and someone said that they hated Voltron Legendary Defender on Google Plus! So this chapter has some Voltron references. And one Avatar: The Last Airbender references. Anyways, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing
R is Robin, W is Wally, K is Kaldur, C is Connor, M is M'gann, and A is Artemis.
R: So Wally wants to die…
A: I hate him, but not that much! What exactly did he say?
R: Voltron Legendary Defender sucks
A: Okay, tomorrow we can attack while he's eating. He won't expect it.
Linebreak
W: Dude, I'm sorry
W: I didn't mean to
W: I said I was sorry a hundred times
R: SORRY DOESN'T BRING BACK MY FREAKIN' SKITTLES!
Linebreak
W: Fight me on PS4
W: Oh wait, you don't have a PS4. HA!
C: Fight me. In real life.
C: Oh wait, you don't have a real life.
A: Ohhhhhhhh
R: U got roasted by someone 16 weeks old!
M: That was very funny
K: You must remember your manners, Wally
W: U guys R mean.
A: So do U still hate Voltron?
W: Yeah, why?
A: nvm
Linebreak
M: I want to high five him. With a brick. With spikes. And poison.
C: He can go swimming with a straight jacket
A: He can choke on his own puke
R: HE CAN GO STEP ON A LEGO!
K: Robin, that is very mean.
W: I actually agree with Rob
A: U agree with him? Maybe you like Voltron now?
W: I DON'T LIKE VOLTRON
R: SOON WALLACE SOON
Linebreak
R: I'm gonna be a terrorist and kill 1000 people and a monkey
W: Not this again…
K: Why would you want to kill a monkey?
A: Same question
M: I also want to know why you want to kill a monkey
C: I don't blame him
R: See! No one cares about the 1000 people!
A: I'm sure Voltron would. You know Allura, Coran, Shiro, Keith, Lance, Pidge, and Hunk
W: Shut up, Artemis!
Linebreak
R: Some baby on this plane just sang the ABCs out of order and a random guy shouted "Yes girl, remix!"
M: Hahaha!
K: Was the man the baby's father?
R: No.
W: Well that makes it funnier!
A: The baby was probably being annoying so the man did that
C: How annoying?
R: Lance annoying.
A: Daaaang
Linebreak
W: Artemis you know that you're A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
A: What does that mean?
W: Amazing, Beautiful, Careful, Dependable, Excellent, Fantastic, Great, Hot.
A: Thanks, but what about I,J,K?
W: I'm Just Kidding!
A: I will tell the Voltron fandom that you hate Voltron and I'll tell them where you live
Linebreak
M: My friend Wendy told me to search up 'I hate it when' and see what pops up. One of them said I hate it when my girlfriend turns into the moon. It was very funny.
R: Poor Sokka
W: It was his first girlfriend, too
A: At least we got a funny scene out of it. Remember?
R: Oh yeah! When him and Zuko ran away!
W: And the hot air balloon!
A: Yup!
K: You watch strange TV shows
R: You have the same powers as Katara!
K: I give up
C: I did a long time ago when they said that I was Zuko.
Linebreak
W: My aunt Iris wanted Indian food so we went to this Indian place. We ordered this mango pudding dessert. When the waiter came, he spilled all of it in her hair! It was hilarious!
M: That doesn't sound funny…
K: It is funny, but it is rude to laugh out loud
R: R U usually laughing in your head, Kaldur?
A: He probably is
R: Have you ever gotten the yellow powder in your clothes? It's permanent!
C: How did the topic change so fast?
K: That is every conversation, my friend
Linebreak
R: Wally, I will always protect you and give you food.
W: Thanks bro!
30 minutes later
W: You said you would protect me and give me food!
R: If U think that you can attack my fandom and come back out unharmed then you have mental issues!
Well that's that chapter. Also I'm planning on making a new story. Artemis and Robin were both kidnapped and presumed dead. Really, Artemis was working for the League of Shadows and Robin was working for the Court of Owls. The League and Court are teaming up. And yeah. It won't be a Traught story but if you like Traught then maybe. It will never be a Zatanna and Wally story though cuz I hate that ship. Please review and tell me if you want to see that.