*In creepy voice* I'm baaaack! *Normal voice is back* Yeah. I know. Shocking. School's just 5 days a week and weekends are days where people give you pointless activities or chores or some other third thing. (SPONGEBOB REFERENCE!) Anyways, I'll update on Little Robin sometime this week or next week. Some other stuff involving my secret ID may come up tho. I believe in Artemis, Robin, and KF to be a beautiful trinity so don't judge the friendship. Anyways on with the story! After this message (Warning)
WARNING! CONTAINS AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER, DISNEY, AND TWENTY ONE PILOTS REFERENCES! I'm pretty sure that's all the references but there's probably more.
Disclaimer: I do not own a thing. I don't own any characters, bands, shows, or whatever else I brought in this. I mean, I don't own any money.
W: So my dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and then he shouted "Come back here you ungrateful child!" While laughing.
K: Why would your father throw a cheese grater?
C: He did say it was on accident
A: I really want to meet him.
R: HE APPRECIATES PUNS!
M: That sounds brutal.
W: Update, my mom came in and said "If you even had a shred of respect you would listen to your father." Oh my god the puns!
M: I don't understand.
C: Well you should have listened to your father
K: I agree with Connor.
R: I LUV UR PARENTS
A: Your mom doesn't care that a cheese grater was thrown at you. She cares to make a pun about it.
W: Update #2: My dad just said "Sorry. I did it for the grater good." If my parents make another pun, I swear.
A: You swear what, West?
C: If the greater good is child abuse, then I'd rather be a villain.
M: I agree with Connor.
R: How do you people not understand?
K: Wally, if you are having problems at home, stay at the mountain.
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R: When you talk after 12:00, your conversations get real personal.
A: True
W: Oh those conversations.
C: I wouldn't know
M:I wouldn't either.
K: I would not either.
R: But seriously. It's like
12:00 "I like mac cheese"
12:01 "I've been to juvie and attacked everyone one day."
M: You've been to juvie?
K: Why did you go to juvie?
C: Did you actually do something to be put in juvie?
W: We're missing the big picture, he attacked everyone!
A: You should already know this. Don't you know his secret I.D?
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R: Somebody call 911!
M: What happened!
A: Why don't you call them!
K: Are you okay?
C: Get out of the area!
W: Why don't you do something?! You're freaking Robin!
R: Yeesh. You didn't let me finish. The whole thing is, Somebody call 911, party on the dance floor.
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R: Okay, since I'm bored we're gunna play a game of "Guess The Disney Song"
W: YES! U don't know how long I've wanted this
A: I'll play
K: I do not know any Disney movies
C: I was forced to watch Frozen
M: I forced Connor to watch Frozen
R: I'll go first. Who puts the glad in gladiator?
W and A They texted at the same time: HERCULES!
A: Who's daring deeds are a great theater?
W and R: HERCULES!
W: Is he bold?
R: No one's braver
W: Is he sweet?
A: My favorite flavor!
M: Can I go next?
A: Sorry Megan. I'm going next.
K: We will continue this tomorrow. My king needs me.
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A: let's get down to business!
R: To defeat the Huns!
W: Did they send me daughters?
R: When I asked
A, R, and W: For sons!
K: I am confused
C: Me too
M: I'm also confused
A: Fine then
R: We'll
W: Do other
A: Fandom references
R: I've been breathing for hours!
A: You want to stop breathing?
W: My first girlfriend was the moon.
R: That's rough buddy
A: That's a sharp outfit Chan, careful. You could puncture the hull of an empire class fire nation battleship. *points to Chan* Because it's so sharp.
K: I still don't understand
M: I don't either
C: Me either
R:Okay try this fandom on for size.
W: Scuze me, could you plz leave
A: Does the desert make me look fat? I feel like it does.
W: It does
M: That's very rude!
K: I agree with M'gann.
C: I really don't care.
Short, I know. Anyways, you were warned about the references. I will hopefully do better next chapter without a bunch of random events and getting used to school. Also, while writing this I ran into a door. While closing it. I had to close it or Brendon would get mad. Get it! I need to be more social. Well plz reveiw and give me ideas for actual stories. I just do these texts since I'm on Pintrest looking for ideas.