I wrote 'cause of that feeling where you wanna write, but don't know what to write. I'll say it's the the last text chap but that's lying.
R: We came to kick butt, knock out bad guys, and eat ice cream
W: Not in that order though
A: And it hasn't been
R: No
A: We start with ice cream
W and R: Always
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M: Hey
A: Hey
M: I can't sleep :(
A: Well I can. G'night! :)
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W: Take the book nearest to you. Flip to page 206. The first sentence explains your love life.
A: "Look, Percy, the Sea of Monsters is the sea all heroes sail through on their adventures." I don't understand. I guess my love life is an adventure like going over the Sea of Monsters.
M: That's when I felt something weird around my waist. Dork Diaries made this weird.
K: Please do with me as you will. The Mortal Instruments made this even more weird.
C: For me, it was normal to feel lost at the inter-camp track and swim meet. From Chicken Soup for the Preteen Soul
W: Why would you read about the preteen soul?
C: I don't wanna talk about it
R: Lonely, Mal thought. A friend left Descendants at my house.
W: Poor Rob!
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(This is like into the future and a chat room for Artie and Megs only.)
A: Wally broke up with me. I'm sad now :(
M: Awww. It's okay. I'll buy you ice cream.
A: Promise?
M: Promise.
A: HA! Wally didn't break up with me and you promised!
M: UR EVIL!
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(Back to season 1 and current time kinda.)
D: I'm at the library and I accidentally dropped all my bones and the ladies are screaming at me.
A: I'm sorry, what?
W: You dropped your what?
K: I am confused.
C: How do you remove yourself from a group chat
M: Ummmmmm…
R: BOOKS! I meant I dropped all my books and the ladybugs started to scream at me!
R: *Ladies
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W: I love Eminem!
M: I prefer Skittles.
A: Same
W: I meant the rapper!
A: That's stupid. Why would you eat the wrapper?
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W: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
R: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
W: Why'd you have to spoil it!
A: SOILED IT!
M: What about the glue?
W and R: I knew you would get stuck in that one.
W: STOP IT!
K: Please, Robin.
C: For our sanity Wally and Robin both need to stop.
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M: It's what's on the inside that matters, not the outside.
W: Oh yeah? Give me an example.
R: A fridge.
W: Yeah okay.
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W: COME AND UNTIE ME
R: I'm at the bank. Just wait.
W: THERE IS A MAN STROKING ME SAYING "Who's a good boy"
R: What's wrong with that?
W: WHAT THE FRICK!? I'M A HUMAN BEING YOU FOOL!
A: We forget all the time.
M: I don't know whether to laugh or untie Wally.
C: Just laugh. It's better this way.
K: I will untie him.
M: HAHAHAHA!
M: HAH!
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R: I'm gonna go to the cave later today. Gonna hang out
M and K: With friends?
R: Naaaaaaw. With terrorists.
A: Stop it. They didn't know.
R: Who else was I gonna hang out with? The Joker? Rapists?
W: Well someone needs to stand on the corner…
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M: What does IDK, LY, and BRB mean?
A: I don't know, love you, be right back.
M: Okay, I'll ask Robin.
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R: I'm gonna go fight The Gotham City Sirens AKA Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy.
C: K
R: Well potassium is a very nice element
R: Very reactive.
R: Unlike that response you just gave me.
W: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
M: I'm confused.
K: As am I.
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W: Under the law you all have to give me 70% of your earnings! Some will go to the parliament and some will go to the tax collectors. Most will go to me!
M: You can't do that!
C: What law?
K: Wally, you cannot do that.
W: I AM YOUR KING! YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!
R: NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
W: TELL THAT TO MY SOLDIERS!
A: TELL THAT TO MY ROCKS, SNOW, AND STICKS!
R: BOSTON MASSACRE!
A: YEAH!
C: I'll stay a neutralist.
K: I will as well.
M: I don't know who to be.
K and C: Neutralist.
A and R: REVALUATION!
W: NOOOOOOOOO!
R: So do you guys wanna get ice cream?
W and A: Sure.
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K: Money does not buy happiness.
W: Lies!
A: Cake makes people happy. Buying people cake will make them happy.
R: Technology makes people happy. Buying technology will make people happy.
M: What about Winning isn't everything? You can't possibly prove that wrong.
R: You are right. Winning isn't everything. It's just the only thing that matters!
W: Y'know winning would make me very happy.
A: Losing makes you feel bad.
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W: Okay, let's play "Ima trigger you"
M: Okay.
C: No.
K: As long as no one gets hurt.
W: No promises.
W: What's a Blurruface.
A: It is fine. It is fine.
R: I'm fine. It's fine. We are all fine.
(Sorry if you get mad at me for the next one. I just hate this ship to DEATH! I WILL KILL IT!)
W: Zutara forever.
R: Stop. It. Right. Now. Wallace.
A: Okay, that is it! I AM DONE!
W: Okay Rob. Me and you.
R: It's you and I, Kid Idiot.
W: Fine. Also, I really hate elephants.
R: Oh, I forgot to tell you the update on the news. Tomorrow there was a 15 year old boy found dead in an abandoned park where Haley's Circus was last. He had several stabs and he was missing his left arm and right eye. There were elephant tracks all over him and around him. Authorities still don't know what happened
W: Umm, okay? How is this relevant?
R: News update: The boy was just identified as Wallace Rudolph West.
W: I'm just gonna give you some space.
R: YOU BEST GIVE ME SOME SPACE, WOMAN!
W: Uh, bye.
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M: I just passed a sign that says "Lucas knows what you did"
W: What the heck, world?
A: Seriously?
K: I am confused as to how this is relevant.
C: Cool.
R: LUCAS BETTER KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT!
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R: It's finals week and during the exam this random guy fell out of his chair and laughed for a solid 30 seconds before laying down and taking a nap for 40 minutes.
W: Me too, random citizen.
A: I feel spiritually connected to random guy.
M: Oh, we have finals! They aren't very fun.
C: No they are not fun.
K: I am sorry that you must suffer.
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R: I'm rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender and I have some words for it: WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FRICKIN' KISS AND START DATING ALREADY?! I'M GONNA MAKE A FRICKIN' WAFFLE AND EAT OUT MY ANGER!
W: Well, someone needs to remember taht every couple (except for almost half of them) gets together. Kataang and Maiko is real. I'm pretty sure Sukka lasted a little before one of them died and Sue Lin looks just like Sokka but she's Toph's daughter, soooooooo...
A: He's so passionate about this.
M: He is.
C: This is just stupid.
K: I do not understand.
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W: Why I'd be kicked out've the Scooby Gang
Shaggy: Zoinks
Scooby: Ruh-Roh
Daphne: Jeepers
Velma: Jinkies
Me: Well crap
R: Well tea.
R: *yea
A: I just can't stop laughing. Send help.
C: But seriously it's getting annoying how she won't stop laughing.
M: This text has so many different points that I don't know how I should react. Either be amused and laugh or find out what the 'Scooby Gang' is.
K: I suggest you do the second one.
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R: "You support gay rights so you must be gay."
I support animal rights, do I look like a freaking alpaca to you?
A: Same though.
W: Well technically humans are animals…
M: Humans are alpacas?
A: I'm muffling laughter
R: Get rekt, Wallace!
W: NO THEY ARE ANIMALS! NOT ALPACAS BUT ANIMALS!
R: Someone needs the corner more than me
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R: Person at school: You speak French?
Me: Yeah.
Person: Say something in French!
Me: Okay, je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
W: I translated this and it means 'I came here to have a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now'
A: Has someone really done this? Honestly this sounds stupid.
R: My life.
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A: So someone correct me if I'm wrong but I searched up what Izumi means and it said fountain spring. Did Zuko and Mai name their daughter after the fountain incident?
R: It is true.
W: I. Am. Fanboying. Like. Crazy.
R: Right? MAIKO!
M: What's Maiko?
A: Ship name.
K: What ship?
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W: NOW I HAVE A FOOT CRAMP!
W: I THINK I'M DYING!
R: STOP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
W: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT A TRAGIC TIME LIKE THIS?!
R: I ONLY LAUGH AT SINS NOT TRAGEDIES!
W: WELL MY FOOT IS SINNING AGAINST ME BC IT HURTS!
R: DID YOU EVEN SEE WHAT I DID THERE
R: I'LL SEND MONA LISA
R: OR MISS JACKSON
W: MISS JACKSON WOULD HELP
W: CAN YOU SEND HER AFTER NINE IN THE AFTERNOON
W: EVEN THO MISS JACKSON IS PRETTY ODD
R: TRU
R: SHE MIGHT HAVE A NICOTINE ADDICTION
R: MAYBE THE GREEN GENTLEMAN WOULD HELP
W: BUT WE NEED TO GET THE EMPEROR SOME NEW CLOTHES FIRST
R: HE WILL BE SO FAB IT WILL BE A PANIC AT THE DISCO
W: Let's forget about this
R: Agreed.
A: I won't
C: I will
K: I am not sure what to do
M: I'll remember
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A: Where did the emo bassist go?
W: I don't know where he Wentz
R: He Wentz some Way and he's been gone for Weeks so if you see him let me know
A: STOP! I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD!
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W: We are farmers
A: Bum ba da du dum
R: bu du bum bum bum
W: I'm lovin' it
A: Nationwide is on your side
R: CALL 866-500-5555!
W: You memorized that?
R: You didn't?
A: I mean, I did.
W: I don't know why you would memorize that.
R: WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE IN YOUR SIDE!
W: Chill…
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W: Guy at the store was on his cellphone and said "Susan, I'm almost there. I'm in my car." And I screamed "NO HE'S NOT!" Because no one lies to Susan in front of me.
R: I mean, what did Susan do to deserve this?
A: Susan was a bad person
M: I thought we were punishing the guy
C: Apparently not
K: I hardly see how any of them can be punished.
R: You're right. Wally should be punished.
W: WHAT!? Why me?
A: Because you're You
Das it. I'm almost finished with all the new chaps for all of my stories. Just started writing the first part of the new chapter of Annoying Bruce, I noticed that We Meet Again is a little OOC so I'll leave it OOC, Starshine's almost finished, I have the new chapters for Little Robin and Unlikely Trio and that's all of 'em, right? Please review, favorite, follow, and um, read my other stories. Yea. That's it.