Danganronpa the Twilight of Autumn Springs Academy
Chapter 3: In the beginning did God create the heavens and the earth? Class Trial
Monobunny: Now, lets begin with a basic explanation of the class trial, so your argument
Shiori: Lets cut to the chase… shall we? Yuri? Did you kill Hoshi?
Hayate:!? Whoa, hold on Shiori
Kazue (Slams desk with her fist) : Are you that stupid!? Why are you automatically accusing Yuri!?
Taichi: No offense dame of chariots, however the vampire queen is the most suspicious of all of us
Junko: No doubt on a superficial level
Yuri: HEY! Why is everyone ganging up on me!?
Jurou: Vampire Weed Sucker, comprehend you were sleeping inside the ranch
Hikaru: Affirmative…
Hayate: Um…everyone… don't all you think maybe we should consider a different possibility?
Kazuki: Silence Hayate, even you of all people should be able to discern that any possibilities should be taken direly. This situation is at its most seriousness.
Hayate: (Obviously I acknowledge the seriousness…but there is a lot of things odd about this case)
Yuri: So…um..like what exactly happened!? All of you keep accusing me of the murder when I don't know anything! If its…anyone, its Kazue!
Kazue: What the…hell!?
Yuri (Presses the button on her jet pack and sprout bat wings) : Yep! MM hm that is exactly right! You stole my room key and locked me out of my room! I saw you as my motherly cool vampire sister, but now…(eyes turn red) You my enemy!
Hayate ( something must have happened for Yuri to be accusing someone that was extremely close with..like Kazue…)
NON STOP DEBATE!
Yuri: Admit it you treacherous backbiter! You framed me!
Kazue: What the hell are you even talking about Yuri! How the hell could I betray you!?
Hikaru: Handing us access to an alibi link could close the suspicion malware against you
Jurou: Gwahaha…Come on little lady! Keep wasting my time!
Yuri: You are idiots, really! I already told you
Yuri; I…slept inside the animal ranch all night because someone stole my DORM KEY! I DID NOT HEAR ANYTHING
Hayate eyes turned orange and aimed the (Locked Doors Anomaly) Truth bullet from his dictionary pistol and shot Yuri in the heart 7 times and screamed NO THAT'S WRONG and screamed break
Hayate: Yuri, I am unsure if you are aware of this or not, but I don't believe that your room key being stolen has much to do with the inability to enter your dorm… Especially if you were unable to lock the door
Yuri: YOU SNEAKY WANNABE VAMPIRE what make you think that!?
Hayate: I know so because as soon as night time started, I was unable to leave my dormitory
Junko: The same is irritatingly true for myself… I too was inside my dorm room, but when I tried to leave, the doors were locked not only from the outside, but also in the inside too
Kazuki: Its rather infuriating.. Even the colossal power I contain, was unable to penetrate the doors…
Yuri: But Junko is Hayate's love interest, so she could be lying to collaborate and cooperate with covering for each others testimonies!
Junko: What the bloody fuck did you say you vampire obsessed fan girl!? Love interest!?
Taichi: Halt maidens, fighting shall not commence amongst ladies, for the real fight of exileration lies within the confounds of hedonism-
Shiori: Tai, I am not afraid to commit a murder suicide… Even if its you, my homie…
Hikaru: Redirecting topic back to the home page at hand. During 22 hours, a firewall erected, preventing anyone who was inside their room during nighttime and outside during nighttime from leaving or entering their rooms.
Kazue: Hold da fuck up! Big sis thinks we should consider what happened to Hoshi first before we go on makin up shit
Naomi: And find out why Yuri was bloody, yo!
Yuri:…
Junko: According to the Monobunny file 3, The victims were Hoshi Yamazaki The Ultimate Creative Writer and Takuma Watanabe The Ultimate Billionaire. Hoshi's body was dismembered his torso, both arms and lower body was arranged in the shape of a Christian cross and staked.. His heart also was gouged out from his chest, which will be considered as his cause of death. There also was something that resembled a bite mark on the victim's neck. Takuma body seemed to have been very and his facial expression looks as if he was caught by surprise. Other than those things, his body seemed to look relatively normal.
Naomi: Well, this made me….very….woozy, Hoshi now looks like a star….poor Hoshi maybe he will be able to play with infinite yoyos!
Taichi: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE FROLIKING WITH SENSELESS YOYOS!
Shiori: Indoor voices much?
Kazuki: Astoundingly beautiful…. Copying the motive, this culprit's artistry was nearly wonderous…
Kazue: The freaking motive?
Hayate: Kazue, please remember the motive… it was religion and as thus, whoever committed a murder would be able to save their religion from mortal peril and, we would be subjected to the ten plagues
Jurou: Damn it and what the hell about my hand!? And that damn creature…!?
Naomi: Um..(raises hand)
Hikaru: Yoyos shall now be prohibited upon speaking from your vocabulary
Naomi: Well, I know that isnt important but…. Wasn't there scorpions all over the floor and the heart that was in the golden ash lamp inside a circle of lit candles… is that not…suspicious
Hayate: Let us establish the heart inside the ash lamp, belongs to the victim himself, Hoshi Yamazaki
Kazuki: Which should be clear already since the Monobunny File stated that his heart was gouged out of his body. If the heart was freshly plunged out of the heart, it would have been covered in blood. And remember, because of the ten plague, the tap water was converted into blood, making it impossible to clean conventionally.
Shiori: Y'know that the culprit could have just collected the water from the hot springs and poured it over the heart
Yuri: Pouring hot scolding water over a heart!
Monobunny: NO THAT'S WRONG! BUN BUNS!
Junko: Just shut the hell up you loathingly annoying pest
Monobunny: Um…you know that this SPA you keep calling it was a gift for you that I had to install! Seriously it was the last thing that I had built in the Academy. Anyway, all of you are beary best friends but even me bun buns cant allow an unfun thing such as stealing water from the hot springs, so it I made it a rule forbidding water from the hot spring to be taken outside of the spa zone.
Jurou: Which means the killer couldn't purify the tainted heart with impure water! Damn coward! Pounding and slicing cha up is what I wish I coulda done to that dang freaking killer! Ahaha!
Taichi: SILENCE! TRYING TO SULLY YOU HANDS WITH BLOOD ONLY WILL GET YOU KILLED IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT STIMULATE MY SENSE OR BRING JUSTICE!
Shiori: So, if he couldn't clean the body, wouldn't that means he would have had to bring Hoshi's heart to the garden if he washed it off…?
Yuri: IF he did, then there would not be a point to making the heart look bloody if it was Hoshi's heart and there wasn't a trail of blood anywhere, which means that the heart definitely belongs to Hoshi
Naomi: Um, yos, I think that I noticed something bros!
Kazue: What it is, Nayo?
Naomi: If you look closely at the heart, therare some thin veins connecting to Hoshi's chest!
Kazue: Damn it! NAYO if you knew this already, ya should have said sumthing initially!
Naomi: Well if I did, I wouldve said Cardiyo! And Hikaru said no yoyos!
Kazuki: Irrelevant points aside, since we now established whose heart was in the lamp, then we should further acclaim Yuri Minami to be the prime suspect….
Kazue: Swear ta mother f'cking goodness if ya don't shut dat mouth of yours I'll snap it shut for yous!
Jurou: Loathsome urban dwellers, how can you NOT tell that Yuri was covered in blood!
Kazuki: The culprit Yuri Minami was covered in the victim's blood… the crime scene is also covered in blood, therefore it should go without reason, she is definitely connected to the crime scene..
Naomi: Hayate yo, perhaps you can use your mystical charisma to influence Kazuki otherwise, please?
NON STOP DEBATE
Kazuki: Remember that Yuri strolled inside, perhaps recovering from a bloodlusting vampiric black out… and killed, Hoshi… Isn't that so, vampire?
Taichi: If you want to live, milady, stop the vampiric charade! Our lives are at forfeit
Yuri: For the last time, IM NOT THE CULPRIT! I JUST WOKE UP FROM SLEEPING IN THE RANCH COVERED IN BLOOD! Hell, even if I WAS a vampire cleaning up is something anyone could do!
Jurou: YOU ARE NOT EVEN A VAMPIRE TO BEGIN WITH!... Beside, that wicked blood was splattered out of HOSHI's BODY
Hayate: (loads the Motive truth bullet) NO THAT'S WRONG!
Hayate: Hold on a moment.. That blood doesn't necessarily have to belong to Hoshi, does it?
Jurou: What do you mean green horned lamb!? Where else the blood could've come from if the blood wasn't from Hoshi's organic body
Hayate: What if it was..inorganic, rather the motive?
Kazue: Damn it! That's right!
Junko: The second part of the third motivation was the ten plagues… The first of the ten plagues as witnessed by Yuri herself and the rest of us, was the water. All of the tap water in the academy was converted into blood…
Taichi: AH haaaa… Lets not forget, hell all of us was freaking reeking from not bathing for days! If it was a lie, then none of us would be smelling like horse manure and rose fertilizer!
Naomi: Yo finally getting it bro! ( Naomi put on sunglasses she stole from Junko which Junko stole back)
Hayate: That should at the least clear Yuri of the murder-
Kazuki (refute!): enough of your blasphemy! BREAK!
Hayate: Kazuki, now is not the time for your narcissim
Kazuki: If you cannot provide anything beneficial, then kindly mute yourself… The opening scene, where I make my debut shalt not falter any longer, now foolish boy, remember Yuri's quirk…. Then I will immolate you as a sacrifice to myself
REBUTALL SHOWDOWN
Kazuki: Maybe the blood was from the fountain of motives, however the conclusion still cannot be cast to the wind without careful examination
Kazuki: There was a specific mark, on Hoshi's neck a susceptible mark the monobunny file referred to this as a bite mark
ADVANCE
Hayate: The monobunny file referred to it as something resembling a bite mark, not a bite mark itself….
Kazuki: Unless there was something of an object, that could br used as a bite mark-
Hayate: I'll cut through your words!
Hayate: Kazuki thank you.. if it was not for you, Yuri would have been considered the blackened and perhaps we all would've died
Kazuki: I beg your pardon? How dare you speak to me so commonly phelbian?
Hayate: Needles were found in two rooms… in fact a total of three…. The first one was in the animal ranch, the second and third were inside the sanctuary… and I believe that I know what… it was
Hayate: Anethesia….
Jurou: Anesthesia…
Hayate: That's right…. Anesthesia was found inside the monestary trash can… according to the bottle, it had only 2 usages…which meant the first one was for Yuri… While asleep and most vulnerable, the culprit likely injected her with the sedative, making she fall into a deep slumber. Then, the second one, was for Hoshi…..
Kazue: Hold on, why have two shots and…oh…shit…..
Hayate: Hoshi must have met up with the culprit… if the Culprit was planning this much in advance, I find it weird… that Hoshi just spontaneously appeared and then killed Hoshi….. Its likely that Hoshi-
Junko: Hold on! Damn it… are you that stupid? Or are you pretending to be an intellectual?
Yuri: Why…why….. ARE ALL OF YOU BEING SO KIND!?
Yuri: I have been listening to everyone defend me as if I have no will of my own!
Yuri: Just shut up, shut up shutupshutshutuo SHUT UP!
Shiori: Fucker… Screw empathy at this point home girl… (draws gun) How dare you like act so screwed up!? Don't insult MOE's OR MY KINDNESS YOU BiTcH!
Taichi: Listen YURI WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Jurou: AHAHHAHAHAHA psycho bat chick! I don't fucking appreciate your seedy act!
Yuri:*Sniffle* Kazue…. I'm I'm confused okay!?
Kazue: What the hell are YOU confuised about!?
Jurou: IF THERE IS ANYONE THAT SHOULD BE CONFUSED IS US! YOU KEEP DRAGGING US AROUND IN THIS CIRCLE OF LIFE!
Junko: Perhaps all of you can try and shut up instead of yelling really loud. Now Yuri, I will ugh, forgive for saying something thatNORMALLY I would kill someone over.
Hayate: Please Yuri, tell me, why do you believe Kazue is the culprit…
Taichi: And judging from your testimony, determine if there are any new clues we can use to piece together what happened.
NON STOP DEBATE!
Yuri: You all really want to know what happened? Fine! After all of the girls,of me, Junko, Kazue, Hikaru Shiori, and Naomi left the spa yesterday, I returned to my dorm… Later on, I received a letter from Kazue, she told me to come to the animal ranch….
Yuri: I walked up to the 2nd floor only to realize that I left my room key. SO I ran back downstairs to fetch my room key, but when I tried to enter my room which should have been unlocked, It was locked
Yuri: It was frustrating you know… I bet even Takuma was locked out too,
Hayate: NO that's wrong! ( Shoots the Takuma's belingings upon death
Hayate: Wait you saw Takuma?
Yuri: Yeah! But it was really brief, he seemed to have been walking to the gym to get some keys…
Hayate: No..
Taichi: What the…this cannot be! But..me and Hayate frisked his body… and on his body was his e-planner and his room key
Hikaru: Takuma was the culprit!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Hikaru: Takuma, killed himself is what I mean
Hayate: What makes you sure that he committed suicide?
Hikaru: Guess….
(Sycnapse wave!)
Q1. Who placed the letters in the door last night…. TAKUMA
Q2. When did Takuma send the letters..? During nighttime
Q3. Whyat was Takuma doing to the doors? Jamming them
Hayate: GOT ITT
Hayate: Takuma… he sent those letters when all of us, were in our dorms…. And because he did thid at night, and jammed the doors…means those notes…
Junko: Were….suicide…notes…
Taichi and Jurou: NO WAY IN FUCKING HELLLL!1
Yuri: Oh…my…goodness
Shiori: DAMN IT! I should have known… The way he spoke about ending the killing game, he sheded a single tear… and that was because
Kazuki: The imbecile was fruitless enough to cast away his very own life…. A futile gamble when he was far worth life….
Kazue: Because he knew that he was gonna sacrifice his life to save ours
Hayate: Oh my goodness… wait if he was in the gymnasium…. That means… someone killed him there and not the music room
Junko: In the music room… of course duh!
Hayate: But if he was killed in the gymnasium… how was he…
Jurou: What the hell!?
Naomi: Yo yos….. Hayate yo! Do you need help yo? I can see yo low! How do we determine how he locked our rooms?
Naomi: He did something…
Hangman Gambit
[G-o-l-d-s-t-o-r-a-g-e-]
Hayate: Takuma's e planner ability, I believe was gold storage… Any room he stores his gold, is automatically locked…. Meaning he used this ability to lock us in the room.. but if he did,
Taichi: The gold that was used to write on the paper, was actually money but how would that gold be implanted, its impossible
Shiori: Tai, it wouldn't be impossible….if they converted the money into a liquid ink…..and remember, we all of us discovered the hidden sauna, the only one that wasn't there was Takuma, and if we go off the conclusion and consider Naomi's account of him being in the glass works room to be authentic, like that is what he was doing
Junko: He planned to kill himself, but ultimately it failed…. The look in his eyes was more surprised than any. He would not have been humble enough to ask for a murderer…. I suppose someone stopped him. The gym was covered in scratch marks and showed signs of a struggle however Takuma based on the lack of any physical injuries, him overpoweringly slapping and punching Hibiki and Hoshi respectively, he overpowered the culprit and that is when his…. Unintended culprit arrived. Imagining that he saw them fight…and responded and as hard as it may be…Takuma's killer will be revealed
Hayate:….
?: I am sorry Hayate. Speak off the truth
Hayate:(!? Takuma…)
SELECTION Number 2….. Hoshi Yamazaki…. I CHOOSE YOU! DECIDED
Hayate: In every suicide note, its common to tell those closest to you…. And the only one…. I think that would have been would be Hoshi
Yuri: HOSHI THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! YOU BASTARD!
Taichi: YOU SCOUDRAL! I trained you in the arts of psychic combat and you want to accuse the man…..then enough! CONVINCE ME!
Shiori: Calm it…dude
Taichi: EVEn if its you I WONT allow it…..NOW ENGARDE!
(ESPMDB #3 VS Taichi Washichi)
Everything disappeared… except Hayate and Taichi… dressed up as a knight holding a 12 foot long sword and riding a chariot of horses with the brand of roman numeral VII on their flank…and a massive shield on
Silence my child
Young esper, you are merely mistaken
Let us be drunk and merry
No need to draw out the infailable
I say LET US DRINK IN THE RELVERY AND FIND THE TRUE VILLIAN
That is your true goal
Then onward!
OHAHAHAHHA
(NOT BAD!)
Hiyahhhh!
Hoshi is the villain! The blackening scoundrel exist amongst us!
You must sharpen your mind…..
AND PROVE YOUR POINT
HOSHI CANNOT BE THE CULPRIT
I WONT LET YOU BE WRONG
I WONT ALLOW HOSHI's NOBILITY TO BE TAINTED…..
SO I WILLL FIGHT EVEN YOU!
(THHHATTTS ITTTTTT!)
I'll CUT YOUR WORDS
GOUGE YOUR TESTICLES AND DEVOUR THEM!
DRINK THE BLOOD IN YOUR BODY
MUTILATE YOU HEART PASTURIZE AND MINCE THEM TO PIECES
GLUTTONOUSLY gnaw on your BONE MARROWW
YOUR PERJURY BODY
CONSUMED BY ABADDON!
NOW ENOUGH BEFORE I IMPALE YOU WITH MY UNFORGIVING BLADE
(FFINNNIIISSSHHH MEEE BOY!)
HOSHI DID NOT KNOW OF THE SUICIDE!
Hayate: custom-pictured-paper-note!
Taichi: Wellll DOOONE! (Taichi armor magically explodes in front of me…Taichi nude then smiles in both pride yet sadness stabs himself in the chest yelling break….)
Hayate: The suicide note that Hoshi received was different . unlike everyone else, I found the letter Hoshi was given… and Hoshi who knew about Takuma ability knew how to emancipate himself from it very simply….. the paper used to write his letter was made from coloring book pages… as long as that was the case, Hoshi could decipher the message. Also being the ultimate creative writer, I think that Takuma knew that only Hoshi would be able to easily read it
Kazuki: Obviously I can read many languages…. Latin is far too vulgar for me to decipher….. I admit
Yuri: And….we are supposed to believe
Kazuki: You are at the liberty to believe what you must, however, I must make one annoncement…. Who DIED first
Shiori: True…my autopsy report, cant figure out who died… or at least Takuma… Hoshi probably died slowly…but that's like all I can tell….
Yuri: Gangsters can do autopsies!?
Taichi:…well done Hayate.
Hayate: I am so sorry
Jurou: Aww relax! HE'll be fucking a okay! AFTER I BEAT HIM LIVIDLY
Taichi: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!?
Junko: Moving on, I found something on Hoshi's body and Takumas
Hayate: And in the music….. I too… we discovered that Hoshi had a mouth piece on him… while Takuma had some ear buds in his ears…. I think that… perhaps… maybe if Hoshi went to see those two fighting
Naomi: Hoshi would say stop yo!
Junko: but a certain speaker was at max and had over 4 amps to amplify the volume 180034X fold….
Hayate: If Hoshi said anything, then Takuma would have died instantly from a shattered and collapse ear drum… making Hoshi the blackened that killed Takuma
Hikaru: Its true…. Hoshi definitely was the virus that killed Taichi… but if Hoshi intended to kill… Hoshi would logically used a better route… the culprit who fought Takuma would had to be the one who killed Hoshi….
Yuri: Wait….
Kazue: Why da hell was the fucking culprit out in da first place?
Jurou: HA probably trying to kill
Shiori: Oh shit….. Takuma was not just trying to kill himself!
Hayate: He was trying to weed out anyone trying to kill someone.. meaning that anyone that was not in their rooms…would be suspicious except Hoshi who he was not trying to kill
Naomi: Something else was written down on Takuyo and Hoshiyo body
Naomi: In the gym was B: H2O= ABT and In the sanctuary was ABF
Hayate: I think… those are messages…. But
Kazuki: What if B: H20 stands for something
Hayate: If B:H20 means anything Blood convert from water… that is the first plague
Kazuki: And both Hoshi and Takuma's blood types…
Monobunny: Bun fun funs! Yep their blood types are… AB
Hayate:If their blood types are the same, then the T and F stand for
Hangman Gambit
T-R-U-E-&-F-A-L-S-E
Hayate: All together Hoshi message was "Takuma was the first person murdered" and "I was not the first person murdered"
Kazue: Meanin while he was being slashed he wrote that strong shit…..
Yuri: But if all of this was happening next door why didn't I hear it
Taichi: The villain is highly intelligent…for they placed you under anesthetics first while you slept
Hayate: If they did that, then Yuri would not have been bothered…. Or awakened by the blood splatter and murder next door
Hayate: But… if Takuma died first, why was his body cold? Because, I think that he was placed in the cooler first and then later took his body to the sauna… to warm it up, making as if his body was warm
Jurou: But how did the culprit even get Hoshi to come to the sanctuary!?
Hayate: The culprit probably was cunning… maybe he lied to Hoshi claiming that Takuma was trying to kill him.. and offered to assist Hoshi so that he could free and then pin the blame of themselves… yet when the culprit met with them, instead used the anethestic to paralyze Hoshi, preventing him to move and kill him…
Kazue: But it must not have been enough to dupe him, using most of it to induce sleep to Yuri
Hayate: And now, I think I am ready to know the culprit
Junko: I think this is too easy…. So who is the killer that killed Hoshi
MAKE A SELECTION! Number 4 Jurou Matsumoto, DECIDED!
Hayate: Jurou….out of everyone barring Yuri and the dead, you are the only person who was out before night time ended…. SO BASTARD….. WHY WAS THAT!?
Shiori: WhY….. AnSwEr HiM!
Hayate: Also your body was strangely cold… I thought it was because your left hand was cut off… but now thinking about it… was because of you going to the cooler…
Kazue: Yous the fucking culprit..that weird and crazy shit was freaking YOU!?
Jurou: Ahahahhaha…really, your going call me…the culprit, Ms. Miyamoto?
Kazue: The hell?
Jurou: Very well. If it has….sigh….come to this….then… I guess… I…have..no..choice….
Yuri: Um… Jurou? Why are you being super formal and mopey? If you are the bad guy you HAVE TO GO CRAZY LIKE KEIKO AND SHIORI
Shirori: (death glare at Yuri…)
Yuri: I WAS JUST KIDDINGG!
Kazuki: Normally I would have accusatory statement.. however I demand that Hayate explain these terms of event… promptly
Jurou: No need to query yourselves… it's the exact opposite as Takenaka stated. I am not the culprit that killed anyone… Its depressing that all of you would call me a murderer
Jurou: Especially considering that Yuri….has been cleared from the suspect woods. A robin thirsting on blood sap from flesh bark trees…. Is rather ironic
Jurou: This too, is an allegory of the truth.. The vampire of the night, Minani cut OFF my good left hand… with that suspicious creature. And I am very well sure that you were aware of this creature too, Mr. Takenaka
Jurou: With my hand cut off, there is no way that I could have killed anyone…. Also. In the situation that there are two killers, Monobunny… confirmed only the first would be held liable.. Why would I if I were the culprit even kill knowing that fact?
Yuri: You are an idiot…
Jurou: Excuse me, Minami?
Yuri: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
Hayate: The strange creature he is referring to is the camera you used to take nude pictures of the guys, wasn't it?
Yuri: Yep as black mail for my new hit single! The sexy rainbow street boys! Vampire edition…. Which is… Omnisight Wing… Dracula! And when I did take the picture… I saw Jurou holding in his loin cloth…. Some magical herbs are used as powerful anesthetics… He had taught us, impurities Naomi and me, about plants… which is why you are a dumbass! Cuz you gave yourself away!
Hikaru: (pulls out taser) Escape possibility….0%
Jurou: Unamusingly depressing you lot are.
Junko: Another rebuttal? Spare me. You might have undergone a personality change under stress but its not enough to topple my resolution
Jurou: Hisagawa, it's a shame youre presently in that form… Otherwise we would be having a different conversation….
Jurou: And you point is what?
Yuri: That creature you both saw, doesnot have wings capable of cutting human flesh.. The wings are highly lacking in durability and thus very easy to fall apart. It's a prototype obviously timber cutter
Jurou: Astounding… I'm stunned, but not truly… your craftmanship is amazing as always…..
Hayate: What are you doing Jurou!?
Jurou: Please wait a moment
Jurou: HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH MAKE ME AMUSE AND COLOR ME SURPRISED!
JUROU: WHAT WAS USED TO CUT MY HAND FOOLS
JUROU: GWAHAHHAHAHHA GAHAHAHHAHHAHA MWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
JUROU: WE NEVER MET, HAYATE, SO IMMERSE YOURSELF AT THE MERCY BEFORE ME JUROU MATSUMOTO EHEHEHHEHEHE AHAHHAHAHAH CAHAHHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHA TEEHEEE HEEE
Jurou: Understand
(ESPMDB # 4 Vs. Jurou Matsumoto)
Impudence
The wilds hear your calling
Look did you see that?
That was the prowling lion
Waiting to lunge at your throat
Proud and disastrous
Hmm hearing things?
The prowling leopard
Lusting to pounce on your body and rip apart your stomach..
Its.. listening…. The greedy wolf
It lingers…stalking for your valuables at no limit
(Ghhhgghhh)
GWAHAHHAHAHA
Flowering ivy poisons you
HAHHAHAHHAHHA
Violets, POPPY SEEDS
DAISY PANSY,,,,,,
GAGAGGAGAGAGAGHAHHAHAH
I'll SLICE AND DICE
UNTIL SUGERY SWEET FERTILIZER REMAINS
WHERE
WHER
WHERE IS MY HAND
HAHAHAHHAHA
I AM GONNA KILL YOU
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHHA
AH
HAHHA
(UNITE AT TWILIGHT)
FLARE INTO A NEW RUIN
We ARE ONE
WE ARE NOT THE KILLERS
YOU ARE…
THEY ARE…..
I'm INNOCENT
NO oNe CAN Prove us to be the vilest of foes
So try us..at your own might
Green SLUT HAYATE
MR. Takenaka!
(Unison break!)
FINAL SHOT!
Jurou: WHO AND WHAT CUT OFF MY HAND!?
Hayate: Guitar-used to-kill- HOSHI!
Jurou: HHHHOOOOOOWWWWLLLL DAWWNNNIINNG BREAK!
Hayate: you used the guitar that was used to kill hoshi to sever your own hand… after killing Hoshi, I bet the scorpions were hungry… They probably poisoned you… and so the poison wouldn't spread, you held the guitar in your right hand and cut it off…. Even if you are left handed… A ultimate timber cutter could be ambidextrous when using an axe.
Kazuki: Also… One alas damning fact….. the culprit tried to mix up the murder timings by putting flesh eating mosquitoes in the music room where Takuma was in and scorpions in the room where Hoshi was.. however…. I said….
Yuri: You said the third plague was insects and the fourth was scorpions
Kazuki: In actuality I lied.
Everyone: WHAT!
Kazuki: As in the bible, the scorpions were the third plague and the locusts were the the fourth plague meaning someone knew their religion… And in fact if I am not mistaken the bible in question is written in English and I know whose bible it is
Hayate: Jurou Matsumotos!
Jurou:…Oh….DAMN…
Hayate: You…are not going to escape you demon! I shall go over the case
At 10pm Takuma had placed letters written in gold money pigmented ink in our doors to prevent all of us from leaving and also left Hoshi a special one… those locked our doors… but the culprit and Yuri were not in their rooms
Yuri left to find Kazue in the animal ranch but she was unable to, since the note was a trap to lure yuri out and also because even if Kazue was… she couldn't due to the locked door effect from Takuma's ability
After a while Yuri fell asleep…. The culprit then appeared and injected her with the anesthetic he made organically in the garden
After putting her into an induced deep sleep… The culprit went to the music room. He probably grabbed the guitar in hand… Im unsure if he predicted Hoshi's arrival or not, but using his primal hunting instincts I think that he did.. before this, while all of the guys were in the sauna… he most likely planted them in Hoshi's mouth and Takuma's ears while we were all being physical… while in the music room he applified the volume dramatically… insuring that Hoshi would kill Takuma
Takuma earlier wrote notes when we discovered the sauna… and wrote Hoshi one where he could read it… Prompting Hoshi to head towards the gym… The killer arrived.. but Takuma already preempted this and struck first. He realized that someone was trying to commit a murder and immediately and willingly sacrificed his life to kill the killer and himself….But Hoshi arrived and saw the fighting. Unsure what was happening.. they danced in combat and the culprit turned on the sspeakers and Hoshi yelled stop!
Takuma ears then vomited blood out… and he collapsed. Shocked by the magnitude of the sound and probably Hoshi's voice…his eye dialated and then died instantly… Hoshi was confused as Takuma, not sure why he died… but the culprit did and fabricated a story to help Hoshi only to kill him…
The Culprit first placed his body in the cooler to preserve the body, and then ran to the sanctuary to hide the guitar in the confessional booth… He also prepared scorpions inside the coffin to mix of the time of death
Hoshi probably figured Jurou was suspicious and felt guilty.. so she wrote a message B: H2O = ABT in the gym
Hoshi met up with the culprit later… knowing of his death is immenent didn't fight back, and couldn't as the culprit injected him with the last dose of anesthetic and then got the guitar and started slashing Hoshi until he died.. But Hoshi wrote the same message but the first part was blurred but the second pat ABF wasn't
After that the culprit changed the scenery to make it look like Yuri killed Hoshi by ripping off his limbs and body and arranging it to a cross… then he ripped out the heart and place it in a gold ash lamp and released the scorpions.. One managed to poison him, so he cut off his left hand being ambidextrous in axe wielding… so both he will not die and also to avoid suspicion. Then I bet Jurou also ran to the cooler, got Takuma and quickly placed him in the sauna… He then rushed out and put him in the Music room.. Suspending his body with guitar strings and then finally plunged the guitar through his body making it look as if Takuma committed suicide and then sprayed perfume to attractive flesh volatile mosquitos
Jurou returned to the ranch to get a bucket of blood and splatter that on Yuri and closed the cooler missing the watch belonging to Takuma…
Leaving he ran down the first floor and laid in front of my door pretending that he was outcold and crafted a lie that a bat creature cut off his hand and heard Takuma…
[Hayate unlike the last two times looked extremely furious and disgusted at the grey bodied base who look calm yet sleazily happy which transformed to Jurou] The liar and sickly artful monstrous beast Jurou MATSUMOTO THE ULTIMATE TIMBER CUTTER..
COMPLETE!
Jurou:…. Its saddening… how…accurate you were…ehehehe…..I cant even laugh anymore… this game was,….so fun Monobunny… thanks for letting me play
Kazuki: What on the bloody earth is occurring!? I demand to know the meaning of this at once
Yuri: YEAH FOR ONCE I FREAKING AGREE WITH THE RAINBOW SOICIOPATHE!
Monobunny: Ummm ok enough the trial is over and its voting timmmmmeeeeeee!
(Everyone quickly pulled out their handbooks, selected Jurou and without a heartbeat, the reels of the Slot machine and poured out coins proving Jurou is the killer)
CLASS TRIAL END!
Monobunny jumped in joy "That's correct the culprit was manipulated to kill Takuma was HOSHI YAMAZAKI and the CULPRIT that killed Hoshi in return is…. JUROU MATSUMOTO!"
Naomi pointed at Jurou speaking to Kazue, Taichi, and Shiori " Alright yo, Shiori use crowbar, Taichi follow by cut, and Kazue use strangle!"
All of them were looking at Naomi at why she was ordering them around but Yuri screamed
"STOP! I cant take this! Please even though Jurou is a piece of shit, please I cannot take another person killing!" Yuri said jumping in my arms crying a cascade of tears..
Junko then walked angrily to Jurou and started choking him "Who the fuck are you!? There is not a goodness damn way that an idiot like you was capable of constructing a highly elaborate murder!"
"Ha… Junko, you are indeed impure and filthy as always you uncouth white fox" Jurou coughed snidely easily knocking her aside 14 feet away smiling cruelly with a slap to her face. The magnituse of strength..was as if he was swatting away a fly.
"Its as the child speaks…I killed them…those IMPURE gruesome nasty beast…." Jurou answered "It was…. Revitalizing reading my motive… my pure religion….. and ultimately awakened my inner magic…. And I remember…them… the dark one….for them… I killed those sickening freak who would fuck eachother so much, they probably rape fucked their birth mothers"
Taichi next to him struck him in the jaw… And Jurou's eye turned demon bloodshot red "Basically I am Jurou's inner primal instincts… his feral tenacity and his true intellect, swimming the the dark jungle is me…. His religion, zeal and passion… I wanted to play this game… and no Hikaru"
Hikaru tried to taser Jurou, Jurou smiling ate the bolt of electricity… Twisting his mouth with an arrogant grin
"Sorry you robotic freak but I am immune now…."
"Wait, you cannot be the real Jurou, what is this?" Hayate yelled
Kazue yelled "What the freaking hell is this shit!"
" Bastard I will never fucking forgive you! Monobunny! I WANT YOU TO" Shiori yelled but she was upper cut by the timber cutter
"Yeah, shut the hell up! That's for getting me last trial…." Jurou said, in a vengeful snarl
"Allow me to explain… I simply had remembered something quite dearly important" Jurou sleazily explained
"And what the hell would that be..? Growled Kazue balling her hands to fists,
"My Moooootiiive~ you swashbuckling losers… My motive to enter this lovely gammee"
"FINALLY" Monobunny interrupted with a satisfied grin on his face "Its about time a friend appreciates all of this sweat oil and tears that I put in this friendly PG 18+ game, bun buns…"
"I...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN FUN!?" I scolded "You of all people hated the killings of the innocent and pure! You even called Keiko, Moe, and even Hibiki PURE! Takuma and Hoshi both were pure in your eyes at some point too, so I know naught where all of this is even coming FROM!
"Sigh, sheesh you're the serious one!" Spat Jurou "Oh and a correction." Jurou said
Jurou raised his left arm and with a snap of his right fingers, his arm transformed into a mechanical battle axe….. Reeking of flesh meat and blood
"I only cut off my hand because my ARM IS ROBOTIC… HAHAHAHHAHAHHA" Jurou cackled
What we were all seeing was a twisted and warped despair, a maddened and traumatizing despair. All of this time we figured that he cut his actual hand off, but his entire left arm, being of a mechanical appendage…
What we were witnessing, was true despair.. Jurou then began to cry blood with a corrupt psychotic smirk "Ahhh how purree it feel, driven insane by the world…."
" You…you..cannot be human. What on earth are you!?" Yuri panicked, cowering behind Kazue who quickly drew a knife
Shiroi pulled out a gun "This-demon cannot be allowed to live!"
Kazuki "Your psyche ruptured at the beginning seems less likelyof you Jurou. I imagine you are the forsaken traitor?"
"Nope" Jurou said shaking his head "I'm just a player enjoying the game that he lost…. And now Imma jet outta this shit hole"
"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!" Shiori exclaimed to Jurou, horrified and offended beyond infuriation "Moe was considered the blackened. And his crime was an accident and now he expects to be exonerated and let free!? After the sacrifices that were made to survive, he gets off scott mother fucking free!?
"RE-lax" Jurou said still calmly "Now, Monobunny it would appear everyone that I find my dear friends want me executed but you will release me, no? As I was the one who won the side game, yes?"
"Um dude funny, since you REALLY are gonna die…. Bon bons" Monobuny said outright… but Jurou snapped like a gorrillia
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL! I AM THE BEAST OF the FOREST AND JUNGLE! ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHY AM I BEING TREATED LIKE THIS!?"
"Although welll, ummm technically you are...sigh buns. This is a tough situation. Well, my deal was exclusively with the traitor and although you became a winner as the subgame, YOU ALSO HAVE TO WIN THE ACTUAL GAME and since you decided to be a god damned idiot and murder, you must be executed. Besides I dont necessarily take sides with my friends. After all, I love everyone one of you buddies equally. But if it makes ya feel better, if you hadnt killed Hoshi, you and Hoshi would have been let go free and Hoshi would be re awakened Bun bun buns"
THE FUCKING HELL MONOCANABIS! Whatever, FINE THEN I WILL KILL ALL OF THE GIRLS HERE! Gwahahahahahahhaa"
Shiroir pulled a chainsaw out of her back and turn it on " Bitch I want you to try and touch anyone here!"
This is wrong… Of all people, this is not in his character… Oh no… It cannot be… I tried to read his aura, but… when I tried to use my intuition to perceive his actions….all I could see was the same ominous aura that was being emitted when I first entered Autumn Springs which only means.. that..
"You monstrous rabbit…you brainwashed Jurou!"
Shiori unreeved her chainsaw and lowered it down "Wait, brain washed?"
"That is the only explanation for his sinful actions…." Hayate theorized
Monobunny Smiled " Meh…..maybe.. who can say… Now then I prepared a special punishment for Jurou Matsumoto The Ultimate Timber cutter my ONLY BUDDY that remembered how to enjoy a good game!"
"HAHAHHAHHA FUCK YOU MONO RABBIT! THIS IS NOT A TRICK! THIS YEAR I WAS GOING TO GRADUATE! NONONONONONONONONO… NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jurou then raised his left arm and then it transformed into a chained grappling hook, shattering the window and soared out of it
"Lets give it everything we got in our souls..its…. punishment TIME!"
Monobunny hit the button "Jurou Matsumoto is guilty.. Time for his punishment
[Harvesting Season: Money Growing Trees] Jurou Matsumoto's execution
Jurou starting fleeing thtrough the woods. He is unwilling to die…. Jurou flees until he sees the back of a sexy woman taking off her clothes only leaving on her bra and panties
Lost in his own natural lust from his wild testosterone, Jurou began lunging towards her, however Jurou stopped. and looked directly to his left.
Sniffing the air, and the hard tip of a rifle to the back of his head. a group rabbit mascot creatures, pig mascot creatures, duck mascot creatures, and deer mascot creatures came sprawling from nowhere surrounding the timber cutter. Jurou only broke one sweat with only his axe hand, he dashed like a cheetah and gashed the rabbit across the neck. Other mascot forest animal spawned from the woods and as if he was cutting through butter and lost in a maddening frenzy went slaying all of them slowly his evergreen eyes turned crimson red. Dancing and killing prey that were not even pure, but the mascot creature got slightly stronger and faster with each reappearance and starting actively shooting Jurou, which only grazed Jurou skin. Going insane he burst into a wild hurricane, destroying all of them... Mercilessly massacred, Jurou grew a twisted smile and the lady waved at him as she unbuttoned the back of her bra strap and used her belly dance to remove the bra without revealing her breast
In heat he rush to her side, but only until a sleigh of reindeer runs him over. The reindeer then become andromorphic with 13 inch long and 6 inch circumference penises hard and start ripping off his clothe. They stomped on his face with their feet and then while he was battered and immobilized they did horrifying things to him. Causing Jurou to wail and scream until he fell unconscious… Jurou woke up naked and bloody covered in reindeer semen. Strapped in a tree, he was on a conveyor belt about to be grounded and crushed in a money making machine
. The sexy lady was really an old mrs monobunny clause and Santa Monobuny was next to her.. He sped up the conveyer belt and then Jurou enter the machnice and then on the exit, 10000000 dollar bills appear with Jurou's face seared on each of them…. Which had the scent of Jurou's blood, the machine's burns and the stench of reindeer semen
I could not be anymore…horrified.. but after what Jurou did… I felt like he deserved it… but at the same time…if he was brainwashed then… all of his actions were the result of Monobunny.. If Hoshi was alive, he probably would have said Monobunny wasn't the reason…. It was us… and this case proved it
"Hoshi…..Takuma" I said crying….
Yuri and Naomi grouped together " Jurou! You were evil…but…..why… we are were friends!"
Shiori looked away crying Kazue was beating on her desk while Taichi cried intensely He was maybe the closest to Jurou even if vitriolically
And Junko just glared…..with Hikaru….monotone and motionless and expressionless
Kazuki then turned away and then screamed
"DAMN YOU FOOLS! EVEN AFTER I SULLIED MY HANDS TO EDUCATE YOU HOW TO FOLLOW MY HOLY PATH tO STARDOM YOU ALL FAILED But… I premeditated this conclusion and yet… you if you all wish to stand on the same stage as me, you must handle such messiness with style…."
"I…want to die… SOMEONE JUST KILL ME NOW!" I wailed
"Yo Hayate... cool it..." Kazue tried to say calmly but she immediately broke down to a waterfall of tears cascading down her face
I could not bear it anymore.. Poison, burned, shocked, frozen pierced, baseball bats, shredded in a washing machine alive while drowning in hot scalding water, ears blown out to death, dismembered with a gouged out heart, now...beaten, raped and turned into money... Before I knew what I was doing, I snatched away something from Shiori's hands
"!? Hayate?"
"This is it..."
"Hayate young lad..gain reign of your psyche!" Taichi said
"Bun bun wow! First three of your friends die! NOW THIS!? How exhilerating!"
I could hear Monobunny jeering out loud.. but I no longer...cared
"I...dont...care..."
"Gay vampire! Please!"
"Cease...warning Hayate Vaccine infected with a virus... EMERGENCY"
"And a disappointing finale? Is that how the hero will end... such weakness"
I could hear...the others...but it no longer mattered. With each class trial we traverse through this cruel despairing passage... and the only thing we meet in the end is destroyed and obliterated hope...
"You little punk! STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT!"
"Maybe with this final truth...maybe these murders will end.. who knows?"
I slowly press the cold hard mouth of the item I borrowed from Shiori to my head
with a smile "I... just...want one thing...one single thing that will end these games...that one thing will be... MY DEATH!"
"NOYOS!"
"ENOUGH YOU WHINY MASOCHIST!"
I was about to pull the trigger of the the pistol.. with fullest hope that my sacrifice will end the killing game... I mean... What else can I do? But a brisk weapon knocked the gun out of my hand... and then...
and then Junko walked to me
"If you want to die and give up so badly, then I will be happy to oblige!"
WHAM
I blacked out… and the next thing that I saw….. was
Kokoro… and was talking with Keiko, Moe was cleaning… and Hibiki, Hoshi, and Takuma were group hugging each other…while Jurou looked sad and guilt ridden…. What is this…what is this vision…
Chapter 3:IN the beginning did god create the heavens and earth?: COMPLETED!
Remaining students: 9
Memento: Floral necklace. A memento of Jurou Matsumoto. He wore this on the cruise he was on as a child that his mom was on. It's a symbol for his love of nature.