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I don't own a single one of these characters unless I say so. Read, Review, and Enjoy!
PS, Here's a challenge for any YouTuber or animator that likes comedies and satire:
I have made Simply Stupid (Yes, Sudrian Stupids is part of it, running at the same timeline as Rider Prick!, much like Mega Man: DeafMatch and SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers!) for a year and a month, but they weren't going to be fanfiction stories, but as online comics or animations in YouTube. So here's a challenge for the daring: Make an animation or dubbed comic of Sudrian Stupids, if you are up to the challenge...
October 20, 2018...
Thomas and Rosie were parked next to each other, chatting as they saw at Emily and Molly do a One-tongue-boxing-match... That means they are trying to stab each other with their tongues.
"My first kill in the United States military happened after I was shipped into Dachau to help liberate Jewish Holocaust survivors with the United States Units of 3rd Battalion, 157th Infantry Regiment, and 45th Infantry Division, where we went into the battlefield with everyone fighting..." Rosie began.
Dachau Concentration Camp, Germany (April 29, 1945)...
A somewhat young Rosie (As in looking like a kid with 40's red lipstick and black paint all over!) was rushing down the rails when she heard a Nazi scream in German and a loud crunch sounding out.
"Meine beine (My legs)!!!" She was about to chuff off when that Nazi screamed something out. "Fahr zur hölle, fetter arsch schwein (Go to hell, fat#ss pig)!!!"
"Fat#ss?!" Rosie backed up, seeing the Nazi lose even more blood.
"Aiaiaiaiaiai!!!"
"I am a 41 ton Tank Engine! How DARE you!" Rosie was about to grab the Nazi by the throat and was about to drag him into her firebox.
"Nein (No)!!!"
"4326! We need to move out before more Jerries arrive! Don't think of eating that Nazi! We don't want someone burning alive just like the Jews in Auschwitz!" Rosie's operator called out from her cab.
"Over n' out! *looks at the fallen Nazi...* As for you... *pbbbbbt!*" The SR USA blew a loud raspberry as she moved closer into the battlefield.
"Tod nach Amerika- (Death to America-) *crunch!*"
Back to the present...
"So my first confirmed kill was running over a Nazi!" Thomas looked at Rosie as though she ate a kitten.
"..."
"What?" Rosie was confused, without a doubt.
"... You SCARE me!"
"Am I not the baby of the group? *OwO*" Giving Thomas the OwO and UwU faces, Rosie failed to calm him down. So exaggeration was extreme for Thomas's facial features when he talked.
"If I didn't see you as my adopted sister and dated you, I'd stay away from you! That is cruel!"
"*sigh* Sorry... I can't seem to notice that Molly's been getting closer to you after Annie ignited me with fire. Even Emily wants to get closer!" The two then continued watching Emily and Molly bruise each other's faces. It was like two chameleons fighting with their tongues.
"Emily's been like that since I met her!" You can hear the fighting a kilometer away.
"*poke!* YE PUMPIN' BOOT!" Emily roared out as she and Molly were going at it like a bunch of JoJo's Bizarre Adventures characters.
"*poke!* DRUNKEN STEAMROLLER!" Likewise with Molly.
"*poke!* DAFT BLONDE HAMILTON!"
"*poke!* GAELIC WHORE!"
"*poke!* USELESS YELLOW CATERPILLAR!"
"IT'S ON, GREENHORN!"
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!/MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!" The two rivals were going at it like nuts, as said before.
"Damn! They are gonna burn themselves out if they keep doing that!" Thomas whispered out all of a sudden.
"I think this has to do with you though! They're staring at you!"
'That sexy E2 coal bunker is mine to get dragged by!/I want him to ram my naughty British buffers over and over!' It's also game of lust that's happening in their heads. What's with these two?
The scenario continued on until 12 noon, in which James was teasing Percy about refusing to grab marijuana from Narco.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are a pussy, Percy! You can't even get MARIJUANA! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Percy crossed his eyes and made an innocent look at the J28.
"I am what I eat." Everyone stopped to stare at him like fish out of water. Annie and Clarabelle sniggered.
"WOAH!/HAHAHA! Percy just roasted you, James!/He DESTROYED you!" The two howled out in laughter, shooting down James's confidence.
Rosie comforted James by placing her tongue on his smokebox. "It's okay, James! I was called a fat#ss during World War II."
"Did a locomotive do that?"
"Nope!"
"Who then?"
"A Nazi that I nearly ate and ran over in Dachau! He was my first kill!" James backed away by 10 meters with his tongue in fear. Rosie then sighed to herself before quoting George Carlin. "Aw... *sigh* Ratsh!t, batsh!t, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine @ssholes tied in a knot! Hooray, lizardsh!t, f#!$!"
They didn't bother to ask why she quoted the comedian, preparing to move on to the nearest heritage railway or railyard as soon as possible.
"How come did ye say that?" Emily asked all of a sudden.
"To make myself feel better..."
Later...
"Okay! Let's see what all of you ladies can do as cheerleaders!" Thomas exclaimed, holding/eating a marijuana branch that Narco grew. They were hiding in a private-owned rail yard... One of Via Rail's to be precise. The diesels there didn't mind the intrusion, wanting to help Thomas because of his current condition. All it is are Emily, Molly, Rosie, a General Electric (GE) GENESIS/P42DC named Charlotte and an EMD F40PH2 named Aria, both of the last two engines being owned by Via Rail. "One, two, three, four!"
"Ratsh!t!" Began Rosie.
"Batshait!" From Emily.
"Dirty old twat! Hah!" And Molly.
"Sixty-nine #ssholes tied in a knot!" The Via-Rail diesels chanted.
"Hooray..." Rosie and Charlotte.
"Lizardsh!t?" Aria said in confusion.
"*DING!* F#!#$#$#$:!#!#$#@#!!!" Emily howled out in pain after Molly violently shoved a fire hydrant into her cab.
"Heheh! Vengeance is served best on a silver platter!"
Thomas, Charlotte and Aria stared at Molly with uneasy faces. Rosie scowled instead.
"You ruined the formation, Molly!"
Chapter 7 end...
References:
1. Boxing with your tongue
2. World War II's American liberation of Dachau
3. Auschwitz
4. UWU and OwO faces
5. In this, Thomas is like a brother to Rosie. A smoking, drug addicted, sarcastic older brother
6. Jojo's Bizarre Adventures
7. The "I am what I eat" meme based off of James insulting Percy
8. Via Rail Canada
9. George Carlin
10. 2 minor OCs: Charlotte the P42DC and Aria the F40PH2
11. If you wonder what's a P42DC, they are a major part of Amtrak and Via Rail's rolling stock. Same with F40PH2s
That's all, folks!