Chapter 6 - Best Minor Character, Villain and Songfic
After the song concluded, GT then returned to the stage.
"And welcome back to the 14th Fannies Awards! We are going to present the next three awards!" she said from the mic on the podium, "So please, welcome former Mad Dog Cheerleader Crystal Marks and Kim's most favorite geeky cousin in the world, Cousin Larry!"
CajunBear then came up on the stage and whispered in GT's ear.
"I have been told by Cajunbear that Crystal could not make it tonight due to her having a stomach bug, so in her place is...I cannot believe this! It's Bonnie Rockwaller!
At that moment, the crowd gave a collective gasp. Bonnie appeared on the stage with Larry right behind her.
The crowd gave a mixed reaction of some cheers and loud booing.
Justin and Alexa, the Possible-Stoppable kids, were crying uncontrollably at the mere sight of the brunette on stage.
Kim was clenching her fists and contributed to the booing and the hissing of Bonnie. But that was all she could do because her cousin was on the stage as well.
Bonnie got up on the microphone to speak "Minor characters may have a small presence on Kim's show. Which, by the way, heya, K! How's handling the loser brigade holding your sanity?" Ron was trying his best to calm the crying Stoppable children down.
"You stupid good-for-nothing witch!" Kim yelled from the audience, "You nearly ruined my family!"
"Oh pish-posh on that, Miss American Gothic Farmer!" Bonnie mocked.
"My Queen..." Sharper said from backstage. "Save the rivalry for Kim later. Not during the ceremony!" He obviously didn't want a repeat of what happened during the 12th ceremony, particularly when his Queen was covered in vanilla milkshakes when her crimes were revealed.
Bonnie sighed loudly, "Very well, servant!" She then got back to her monologue, "As I was saying, we may have a minor presence on K's show, but thankfully, our fans, especially my wonderful servant here, give us more of the spotlight in fanfics. Though I wonder why K's geeky cousin is presenting the award with me!"
"The regular one had the stomach bug, not unlike what the Zathians have gone through with the sickness of La'ha'thar." Larry said, drifting off into one of his sci-fi speeches.
"Ugh...we have no time for this!" Bonnie growled, "The nominees for Best Minor Character are..."
Bonnie: Monique from That's So Monique by NeoTyson
"Hey Mon, Wade just got done filling me in on some missing auto parts," Kim tells her.
Monique waves that topic off. "That's all well and good, but we need to have quick girls talk."
"Um okay about what?" Kim raises an eyebrow not sure what was going on.
Monique gets straight to the point. "About your dating life? Let's be real, we both know you are slowly not enjoying being the third wheel, and since Josh became mia, you are considered single."
Kim quickly progresses the fact that her girlf best friend just threw the fact that she is single right to her face. Of course, Kim wasn't surprised by this. "Way to be blunt Monique."
"You know I'm just speaking that realness since Ron won't say it. Not that we don't enjoy you hanging with us, but even you have to agree that you would rather not watch us have our moment all the time." Monique finishes explaining.
Kim sighs in defeat. "I guess you're right. Me and Josh never really became official so it's not like any guy would be a rebound but there hasn't been a guy who has grabbed my attention. I will also admit that it sometimes hard hanging with you two with me not having a plus one myself."
Larry: Tara from the Mad Scientists Assistant by Neo The Saiyan Angel
"Tara! I'd expect better from you!" Vivian scolded. "'Quack'? That's demeaning to the profession!"
"But…!" The assistant pouted. "But Bonnie said-.."
"I think Bonnie is as bad of an influence on you as Shego was on Drew! Especially from the other things I've heard about her."
The younger blonde gasped. "How could you say something like that about Bonnie?!"
"Your friend isn't as nice as you seem to think," Dr Director said. When Tara tilted her head, the older woman supplied, "We've been keeping tabs on Miss Bonnie Rockwaller, now Bonnie Senior-.."
A harder, even worse gasp left Tara. "Bonnie got married and didn't invite me?!"
"That's the kind of friend your 'friend' is," Vivian scoffed, waving a hand in dismissal.
"Yes she did," Dr Director said. She gave Tara a critical eye. "I'm guessing you two were great friends."
Tara felt a little part of her heart tear. "I… I thought we were…"
"Then maybe you feel a little like how Drew felt with Shego! Do you think you could just get over it easy, even with Bonnie being 'bad'?" Vivian asked with more hostility than Tara had ever expected to get from her idol. Was her comment about psychiatry really that bad?
"I'm… I'm sorry about calling psychiatrists quacks…" Tara said as she choked down tears, trying to ignore the piece inside of her that was bleeding. "Just, Bonnie always told me that they make their money on people too weak to handle their own stuff."
Bonnie: I really didn't appreciate the comment from Dr. Porter on that one. Next up is MEEEEEEEE, plus Tara and my former hottie Junior from Nacos and a Movie by my very own Sharper!
Bonnie was speechless.
"What the...? How did you get the gossip so fast? I want to spread it around!"
"Have you been living under a rock the past couple of weeks, Bonnie?" Tara wondered, "Just about the entire student body of Middleton High is a part of AddressBook.
"That is...except for three students." Crystal added. Two of them were right in front of her.
"Add...ress...Book?" Kim and Bonnie said at the same time, looking at each other very confused.
Tara replied, goraning, "It's a new and growing trend not just for the entire school, but all through the entire world. They call it...social media!"
"So...cial...me...dia?" Kim asked, still totally confused at what Tara is saying.
"I call it junk from what I can see, T." Bonnie said dismissively, "For all I know, this site must've been started by a geek!"
"What is your poin in all of this, Bonnie?" Tara asked.
"We cheerleaders NEVER associate with geeks! It's, like, the whole cheerleader-dating-only-jocks thing." Bonnie said, putting her hand in front of Tara.
"Hello, Bonnie? I talk with Wade all the time." Kim said, countering her rival, "And I don't want to join that site anyways. It'll end up the same way Animology did."
"Yeah, but that's for your freako missions, Possible!" Bonnie muttered to her red-haired counterpart. Turning back to Tara's full attention, she added, "Do you know what associating with a single geek can lead to? Them droning on and on for hours, talking about Ever-loser or whatever K's geek cousin plays! Wearing clothes that don't even coordinate! And, worst of all, we could be...going on a date with one of them...at a comic-con!"
Larry: You got me around (chuckles nervously). Bonnie: Ewww...I would rather kiss a cow's ass than be anywhere near you!
Larry: Anyways, the next nominee is Bates from A Servant's Loyalty by Daccu65
No, m'lord." Bates reminded himself that Earl Snidely clearly knew more about Fiske than he was letting on, probably to test his honesty. "Through his school years, it was more a hobby than anything else; he didn't neglect his studies or his duties, but he devoted the lion's share of his free time to it."
Snidely merely nodded.
"He took courses on the subject when he went to university," Bates continued. "And he went on expeditions between semesters. I accompanied him on many of these, as my father was still serving his and the elder Lord Fiske wanted his son to be accompanied by someone he trusted."
"The elder Fiske didn't trust his son?"
"He trusted the young man up to a certain point," Bates admitted. "Young Lord Fiske was a good man, and trustworthy, but he had a great passion for learning of the past. His father seemed a little concerned that his son would turn his back on his station and wander off to spend the rest of his life digging up old relics."
"Was it a valid concern?"
"I don't think so," Bates answered. "Or at least, not at that time. Monty...er...M'lord Fiske, understood his duties as a lord and landowner. He wasn't about to shirk such duties...or so I thought at the time."
"At the time?" Snidely's eyebrow rose. "So I now understand that something happened to change this."
"Aye," Bates nodded. "You must understand, M'lord, that both of Lord Fiske's parents were only children. He was born when they were in their late thirties and his mother's health was never very good. The lady passed on shortly after her son finished university and his father didn't last very much longer. Lord Fiske, just a few years out of university, was now, truly, Lord Fiske."
"And he neglected his duties as a landowner?" Snidely prompted.
"No, m'lord," Bates contradicted him. "At least not at that time. Rather, he looked at his estate as a way to fund his archaeology. He kept a close hand on his properties and investments and earned solid returns. But where another nobleman might invest these profits in his estate or a lavish lifestyle, he invested them in his passion for archaeology."
Bonnie: Connie and Lonnie Rockwaller from Fun with Con and Lon by Icarus the Foxkidd. Seriously? Why did you have to include my loser sisters?"
Both Connie and Lonnie asked for the number, causing the two to glare at one another for a moment before a silent agreement was made and, after the two got the number, run upstairs to Connie's room.
"Alright, do you want to tell me what that was all about down there?" Connie snapped at her sister.
"I would think that would be obvious, I'm trying to get his number so I... can help him with his school work. It's the least I could do to thank him for helping me today." Lonnie said quickly, trying to hide her blush.
"I'm blonde not stupid," Connie growled as she crossed her arms, "I can tell that you have a thing for him."
"And you don't?" Lonnie countered as she pointed at her sister, "At least we had quality time with one another!"
"What do you think I was doing on the whole walk home?" Connie said, "We were talking, laughing, and getting to know one another!"
There was a long, uncomfortable silence hanging in the room as both girls knew that this wasn't just going to go away. The two twins almost never argued and when they did it was over something that had little consequence or wasn't worth fighting over at all, but this was different. Ron wasn't just some shiny bobble or petty little spot on a tower, he was a man and in all the years that they had been dating boys the two had never been interested in the same one.
"Okay look," Lonnie finally said, "It's obvious that we both like him and if what Bonnie was implied is right Ronnie's probably a bit on the dense side." Connie couldn't help but giggle as she agreed, "So why don't we do this, we both have a few goes at him?"
Larry: And lastly, Monique from Center Will Not Hold by SimplyShelbs16
Don't tell me that's what you're wearing," Monique remarked upon exiting the bathroom. She had just finished getting ready to go out dancing.
"I'm not going," Kim sighed, continuing to type on her laptop. "I've got a million things to do, and I can barely even think."
"But that's exactly why you should go!" Monique argued.
"I'm a bon diggity dance, and I'm ready to go," Ron announced, entering Kim and Monique's dorm.
"She's not going," Monique outed Kim.
"No, cause I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown," Kim argued back.
"Hey," Ron spoke up, sitting on the bed beside her, "KP, you need to take a breather." When she didn't comply, he took her hand in his. "Look at me."
She did as he said and took a deep breath.
"Just come out for an hour, and we'll come back so you still have time to finish all of this," Ron suggested. "Sometimes you just need to give yourself a break in order to focus."
"Okay," she smiled. "I would've hated missing out on dancing with you again."
"That's the spirit!" Monique cheered.
Bonnie then opened up the envelope containing the winner.
"And the Golden Rufus for Best Minor Character goes to Neo the Saiyan Angel for Tara in the Mad Scientist's Assistant!"
The audience then gave an loud applause
Tara cheered, then nudged Neo. "Awesome job writing me as me!"
Neo nodded, nose stuffed into a book. "Mmhmm."
The blonde blinked as people began to look over at them. "Uhm, Neo?"
She didn't look up from her book.
"Neo!" the cheerleader hissed before pushing down the brunette's book.
"Hey!" Neo adjusted her glasses and glared at Tara. "It was just getting to a good part!"
"You haven't been paying attention at all, have you?" Tara said, pouting.
The writer rolled her eyes. "Please. I'm trying to maintain my dignity as I lose. I'll look back up for the next category I'm not nominated in."
"But you won!" the bubbly blonde exclaimed, raising her hands in celebration.
"Yeah, yeah…we're all winners. I get it."
"No! I mean you WON! You're super spiffy writing of me as me won Best Minor Character." Tara put a big smile on her face as she motioned to the crowd of onlookers waiting for Neo to get up and give her speech.
Neo suddenly looked around, baffled. "But…" Her eyebrows tilted as she burst out, "But I haven't won a Fannie since the 2009 Fannies!"
"Until now~" sing-songed the other woman. Suddenly Tara jumped up from her seat and pulled Neo with her. "C'mon! Let's accept it together!"
Neo gaped as she was dragged to the stage and repeated, "But I haven't won anything since 2009!"
Tara continued to drag Neo with her all the way up to the podium.
"Thanks for the award!" the blonde gushed, taking the Fannie and shoving it into Neo's hands.
"But...I haven't won…" Neo stared off into the audience, dazed.
Tara blinked a few times. "I think we need to reset her…" Again she was pushing Neo, this time to the side of the room. "Be back later!"
Bonnie giggled at this and left the stage with Larry.
Sharper came back up and said, "Congrats to Neo for winning Best Minor Character just as soon as Tara puts some sense into her! Now, we have a recent tradition on this next award. This is usually presented by a villain on Kim's show, ether former or currently in the life of crime. So please give it up for Francis Lurman, aka Frugal Lucre!"
Francis then came onto the stage with both the award and the nominees. He was wearing a tux. Like most of the villains from Kim's rogue gallery, he gave up the life of crime after the Lorwardian invasion.
"Greetings, everyone! You may have known me in the past as Frugal Lucre, the world's cheapest yet most diabolical villain that nearly destroyed the internet with an expired can of Vienna sausages and have nearly stolen a universal remote control with the help of my former cell buddy, Drakken.
"Lucre, I was NOT and will NEVER be your cell buddy!" Drew Lipsky protested. Of course, he gave up the life of crime too as well after the alien invasion to join, with Shego, on the side of Global Justice.
"Sure you are!" Francis chuckled, "Anyways, we're here to..."
"Ye haven't fergetten aboot me, have ye?" a voice echoed from backstage.
"Ladies and gentlemen, also welcome a former villain, Duff Killigan!" He was wearing the top of a tux, but kept his kilt.
"Aye! Welcome laddies and lassies!" Killigan exclaimed in that thick Scottish accent. "Tis a true honor ta be here tonight!"
"Villains have a way of causing havoc around the world, weren't it for one crime-fighting cheerleader that always foiled our plans in the past." Francis continued, "But tonight, and only tonight, we are here to honor the authors that glorified our villainous deeds."
"And without further notice, aye, let's get to tha nominees!" Killigan exclaimed.
Francis: Bonnie Rockwaller and Senor Senior Junior in Nacos and a Movie by Sharper the Writer
Bonnie got in the limousine with Junior. She ordered the chauffeur, "Driver, take us to Chez Couteaux!"
"Right away, Miss Rockwaller!" the driver replied.
"And close the panel-y thing as well. Me and Junior need some...privacy!"
The driver obliged Bonnie's command and closed the panel to the main part of the limo.
"What's going to happen next?" Junior asked.
Bonnie then revealed a part of her evil plan.
"While we are having dinner, at around 8:30pm, K's brothers are going to sneak around the house and plan the pranks at the Mad Dog Park that's next to the high school. Once she and Naco Loser finish their movie, which would roughly be around 11pm, we'll lure them there where I will upload the biggest AddressBook file onto my profile."
She held up a memory card and added, "I call it: K's Big Humiliation! She and Stoppable will never show their faces again at school!"
"Social media is that effective?" Junior questioned.
"So far, yes, Junior!" Bonnie said with a smile to her rich boyfriend while threading through his carefully Le Goop-styled hair.
"Once the second phase of my plan kicks in, it'll be bigger and more...arresting!"
Killigan: Monkey Fist from RJ & Martin by the lass Emersonian
"Gilliard! What are you doing in my forbidden chamber and why is the girl running like she's going to be sick?" The lord demanded.
"The door wasn't locked, so we explored... Oh, and RJ freaked out when she saw your hate shrine."
Monkey Fist peaked into the chamber to see his old shrine. "Oh, my hate zone! The days when I would spend hours trying to meditate on the right way to kill my worst enemy..." He sighed. "I actually miss Stoppable. With him in the shadows, I have nobody to challenge and it is quite not amusing."
"Because RJ getting scared by your hatred is better?" Gilliard asked. "RJ's already afraid -thanks to Melgo Lipsky paranoia- that you people would kill her because she's not a Fiske and she has MMP. The facts that she got briefly brainwashed into attempting to murder you and that she stumbled on your shrine to try killing your teenage foe, does not help our situation."
"So? Just because she isn't a Fiske but is a blonde with Mystical Monkey Power doesn't make her an enemy," Monkey Fist said.
"You used to think that only you deserved the power."
Francis: Dementor from Sophomore Slump by SimplyShelbs16
"Myron, vut are you doing here!? For pete sake I don't have time for this," Dementor ranted.
"You know that guy who's with Kim Possible, but doesn't look like he belongs with Kim Possible?" Myron asked. "Well, I spotted him and there he is." Myron pointed towards the wall by the door. It was definitely Ron, now surrounded by henchmen. He had been searching the premises with Kim, splitting up to find the secret entrance. They knocked him out to keep him from interfering with their employer's plans.
"Vell, he vill do," Dementor decided just before applying the mood-pliance chip to the back of Ron's neck.
"Step away from him!" Kim shouted, clad in her battlesuit, ready to fight.
"Tie her down!" Dementor demanded of his henchmen. "Ve shall chip her!"
"Uh, I don't think so," Kim replied, dodging one of the men.
"Zis is nothing short of annoying," Dementor grumbled. "If you vaunt somezing done right, you must do it yourself!"
"KP!" Ron shouted.
Dementor lunged for her, but she blocked him off with her forcefield efficiently. Ron finally broke through the henchmen surrounding Kim, ready to fight and defend for her.
"C'mon, monkey up, monkey up!" he repeated like a mantra.
"Ron?" Kim asked, wondering why it wasn't working.
"Heh, I guess it comes and goes," Ron assumed.
Professor Dementor shouted from the audience.
"Yes! Yes! After 14 long years, ze evil of Dementor iz finally being recognized AS IT SHOULD BE!"
"Dementor, can you please withold your villainous tongue until the winner has been announced?" Sharper asked.
"Sorry about zat." Dementor nervously chuckled, taking his seat.
"Mr. Lurman, you may resume with the nominees."
Francis: Kimberly Possible from I'm Scared Too by Magic Flying Spud
Kim looked up suddenly, livid in a way that Ron had never seen before. "Look at me."
He didn't.
"I said look at me."
Lips pursed, his icy blue eyes swung up and she briefly faltered. "Who are you?" she screamed.
Ron's lower teeth bit into his lip. "Who are you?!"
"Save it — are you really that surprised that this is who I ended up becoming? Did you think I was going to keep coasting on the teen hero image? Live forever selfless and not question things — not even once?"
He was hoping her tears would revert to flowing but nothing came.
"You talk down to me like I'm out of mind but wake up Ron — this is me.
Killigan: Gemini from This Is Our Year: Post-Graduation by the young lad named F86Sabre53
"Sir?" A voice brought Gemini back to reality.
Gemini looked to see one of his agents.
"What is it?" Gemini demanded.
"You have company," the agent replied.
"Let him in.'
Then, a man with a strange helmet walked up near the front of Gemini's desk.
Gemini recognized the man, "Professor Dementor?"
Dementor nodded, "Yes, Gemini, it's me."
"It's been a while since we've met at that auction where 'the Non-factor' compromised Project: Titan."
"The Non-factor?"
"Ron Stoppable," Gemini groaned.
"Ze boy zat glovs blue?" Dementor asked.
"Since when did, 'the Non-factor' glow blue?" Gemini asked.
Dementor shook his head, "I don't know. But he's dangerous vhen he's like zat."
Gemini scratched his head, "hmm…but I still see him as a 'Non-factor' since my twin-sister declared 'the Ron factor' a 'Non-factor'."
"You zink I'm crazy?" Dementor asked in disbelief.
"Just tell me why you are here," Gemini demanded.
Dementor nodded, "I need your help in a villainous scheme I'm putting together."
Francis: And lastly, DNAmy from Sheryl by GerbilHunter
I turned my attention back to the fashion disaster beaming at me. Ugly plain skirt, ugly plain blouse, ugly plain glasses. The ugly offended me. You're a genius, for goodness' sake! You're f*****g brilliant, in your own weird stupid little world of double helices and soup of life crap, and you wear plastic rims and skirts from Smarty Mart!
Not to mention the gorilla feet. That was just wrong. Sick and wrong.
"Amy," I said again. "What the f**k have you done?"
For a few more seconds she just looked at me, watching as I rotated my hips and tried to work the lingering pain out of my muscles and joints. I did a couple of squats, my knees flaring apart, and her eyes flickered over me. There was only scientific interest there. She watched the motion of my body with medical detachment. I walked to the middle of the lab, working my legs and testing my balance. A couple of monkeys in white coats watched me from perches on lab benches. I looked away from them. I hate monkeys.
"You look great!" she gushed. "How do you feel?" She continued to look me over.
"I hurt. Every cell in my body hurts. It's getting better, but not fast enough." My voice came out harsh, a little rough. I didn't recognize it. I stretched my arms out to my sides, rotating the wrists and elbows in what I recognized as exercises from martial arts classes.
"Oh, yes." She waved a hand, brushing off my complaint. "That's unfortunate. I'll work on that."
"Yeah. Good, you do that. But first. What. The f**k. Have you done?" I was getting impatient. And annoyed. I waved a hand to emphasize my frustration, and an aura of green flame burst into life around it. "Whoa!" This was cool!
"Oh, goodie!" Amy clapped her hands twice, ecstatic. "The glow works! Can you use the Monkey Power?"
I ignored her. I waved my right hand, making circles, leaving glowing green traces in the air. I made a figure eight, a spiral, a big sweeping 'S'. "Badical!" Amy watched, smiling and clutching her hands together. After a moment, I calmed down and remembered where I was. Or, more precisely, I remembered that I had no idea where I was, nor how I came to be there.
"And the winner for Best Villain goes to..." Francis said as he opened the envelope.
He announced the winner to all, "Emersonian for Monkey Fist from RJ & Martin".
Emersonian screamed for joy as she, in her black and red dress, ran onto the stage. She accepted her Golden Rufus and opened up her acceptance speech. The wave of applause fell all over the theater.
"There's so many OMGs going on in my head, so I'll limit it to one. OMG! Thank you so much for giving the Best Villain Award to Monkey Fist for my fanfic! It really touches me since he's my favorite villain in the entire series... and because this whole thing is breaking what I thought was a curse preventing me to be successful at anything.
"RJ AND MARTIN is my longest Kim Possible fanfic yet depending on how many chapters RUBY AND MARTIN takes. You know, the final story where everyone goes in outer space.
"Still, I can't help but wonder why so many people favored Monkey Fist as I interpreted him. Is it because he has to deal with his son? Maybe because he was actually clueless that his worst enemies' daughter was walking freely in his house? Or because I made him have a secret hate shrine for Ron Stoppable in Chapter 22? Oops. I'm really sorry, Monty! Anyway, thank you very much again for this award, and hopefully this won't boost my ego for next year."
Emersonian kissed the award as she went down the stage. Francis and Killigan did likewise.
Sharper reappeared on the stage and said, "Congrats to Emersonian for winning her first Fannie award! Our next award has quite a musical tune to it! It is the award for Best Songfic. So give a warm welcome to award-winning hip-hop superstar and legend...MC Honey!
MC Honey came onto the stage in a black dress and giant gold hoop earrings. She had both the Golden Rufus and the winning envelope in hand.
"What's up, everyone! MC's in the house!" the legendary rapper superstar exclaimed and the audience thundered with applause. Once it quieted down, MC began her monologue
"Song has the power to bring life to a fanfic. Even though there aren't many nominees, they still carry a certain a poppin' beat to them! The nominees are..."
KP Never Lets It Go To Her Heart by Fan 10-57
As Ron relaxed back at his table, Kim sighed in annoyance before going back to the jukebox and selecting a country song.
The spy girl went back to her table, a friendly thin smile on her lips. "Sorry for the delay, Ron."
"Eh, that's fine, Kim," smiled back the goofball teen, "no harm, no foul."
Rufus cleared his throat as he looked up at his owner with one squinted eye, his arms folded across his chest, and tapping either foot.
"Okay," admitted Ron as he broke his gaze from his girlfriend for a moment, "I do admit I was getting a little impatient. Not with you of course, KP, but with the guy you were talking to earlier."
"Oh Ron," Kim teased, "don't tell me you were jealous of that joker."
"Who, me? Pfft! Of course not, heh-heh! . . . Maybe just a little, but deep down I know you better than that."
"As long as we've got that settled," the spy girl playfully shrugged before laying her hand on top of her boyfriend's hand, "always remember that I'd never let it go to my heart. You mean the world and more to me, Ron."
and The 12 Days of A Possible Family Christmas by Sharper the Writer
"Evening, Kimmie-cub!" James said with a smile. He put Kim and Ron's cups of eggnog to the side of the end table since the carols came first.
"Evening, Mr. DrP!" Ron replied.
"Evening, Dad! Everything going OK for this year?" Kim asked.
"So far, we're on schedule!" James added before turning a suspicious eye towards Ron. "And, Ronald, pull your pants up because Nana is on her way with Slim and Joss! I hope you hadn't forgotten what happened two months ago with the whole hip-hop dating incident."
Ron pulled his pants up and tightened his belt so that only the rear of his boxers were seen.
"Thank you, Ronald." James said with satisfaction that his mom would not faint at seeing the blonde sidekick being Mr. Droopy-Drawers.
Nana, Slim, and Joss all came to the house an hour later. They were ready to sing the carols.
The Possibles all grabbed their microphones. Slim was behind the video camera.
"You got it recording, Slim?" James asked.
"This camera doo-hickey is runnin' like a gold-plated watch!" Slim replied. The red light was counting down towards recording.
"And the Golden Rufus for Best Songfic goes to...The 12 Days of A Possible Family Christmas by Sharper the Writer!"
Sharper stood up from his seat in the auditorium when he heard his name call from the famed hip-hop star, MC Honey. He ran down the aisle and quickly accepted the award from her and, from his seersucker suit, pulled out what appeared to be one of his acceptance speeches.
"Milk, eggs, juice...whoops...that's my grocery list!"
He shoved that in his pocket and then pulled out his for-real acceptance speech for Best Songfic.
"Ah, here we go! I do declare that I accept this here award for Best Songfic! It was actually composed for Whitem's annual winter contest and, seeing that there were no other songfics for 2018, I decided to craft one for myself. Conforming to FFnet's rules on not using any copyrighted lyrics, I went to the public domain and, as it turned out, the 12 Days of Christmas lyrics were in the public domain. So I composed this short one-shot in a matter of only 30 minutes, which almost never ever happens, by utilizing the humor of KP in the 12 Days style. Thanks to all who voted for me on this here award! "
With that, Sharper returned to his seat with his first award of the evening.
GT then came up on the stage and said. "We're coming against another commercial break but when we return, we'll present the awards for Best AU and Best Crossover/Fusion. Thankfully, I didn't put glue on any of your seats, so stay tuned!"
And with that, she left the stage as "Blaze of Glory" by Bon Jovi played.