Chris: "Last time on Total Drama World Tour, Area 51, locked from space to zap your face. Here Tyler got himself into a prickly situation, and then got the shove and Courtney warned Duncan and Gwen to sleep with both eyes open. Who's going to blunder in the land down under, find out on Total Drama World Tour."
(After theme song)
(The episode begins with Courtney and Duncan glaring at each other in first class, while Gwen looks around awkwardly.)
Cody(chews on a cookie): "The chocolate chips are still gooey. First class rocks."
Heather(To Gwen): "Cookie?"
(Gwen moves to accept it but Courtney is quicker and crushes the cookie in her hand.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "The best way to get to Duncan is to crush his spirit. So I'm targeting Gwen today but it'll take three votes to get the job done right. So hopefully if I get Heather's vote, Cody will follow."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(We then see Heather walking by the restroom eating her cookie when Courtney grabs her shoulder and pulls her inside the restroom.)
Heather: "Hey!"
(It was dark in the restroom so we could only see the girls' eyes.)
Courtney: "Okay, we vote out Gwen next. Agreed?"
Heather: "Not if you try to make us lose again."
Courtney (mock gasp): "I did no such thing but on the off chance we do lose. I want a guarantee that Pasty McSmooch a lot goes home and you'll get Cody to follow."
Heather: "Fine as long as you give me a guarantee you won't vote me off instead."
Courtney: "Deal. Gwen and Duncan are too powerful anyway."
CONFESSIONALS:
Courtney: "I definitely need to be more subtle with my challenge throwing, especially since Gwen and Duncan are on the same team as me. If I get one more vote against me, it's game over."
Heather: "As much as I hate Courtney, she has a point. I need to get Cody to vote for Gwen but since he has this stupid crush on her which I don't really understand, this won't be easy."
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Back in first class Duncan and Gwen were strategizing together.)
Duncan: "If we can get Cody and Heather on our side we can get rid of Courtney for sure."
Gwen: "Can't we vote out Heather? I mean we did betray Courtney after all."
Duncan: "Gwen, from what you told me, Cody isn't gonna vote her off so we have to target Courtney."
Gwen (sighs): "Fine."
Duncan: "Look, we can try and make it up to her later but she can't stay here the way she is right now."
(We then see Heather sit next to Cody and she begins speaking.)
Heather: "So… me and Courtney were discussing on who to eliminate next. Yeah… she wants Gwen gone."
Cody: "Gwen?!"
Heather: "Believe me. I know you want Duncan gone but she doesn't seem to be backing down. You know how Courtney is. Besides, we need to break up the power couple in this game and Gwen isn't exactly trustworthy right now."
Cody: "I'll think about it."
Heather: "I guess that's fair."
(We then cut to Alejandro, Lindsay, and Noah in loser class together.)
Alejandro: "Ugh. Loser class again, pathetic. Friends, we must rise from the ashes and ignite the fires of victory."
Lindsay: "I don't wanna start a fire!"
Noah: "It's an expression Lindsay."
Alejandro: "The Amazons are powerful. I mean they have Heather, Courtney, and Duncan. We need to be at our best in the challenge."
Noah: "Isn't their team majorly dysfunctional though?"
Alejandro: "Yes but they are still strong together."
Chris: (over PA) "All competitors, please move to the common area to prep for landing."
Chef: "Uh-oh."
Chris: ""Uh-oh" funny or "uh-oh" we're all gonna die?"
Chef: "The landing gear won't come down."
Chris: "How does that happen?!"
(It is then revealed that a sleeping Ezekiel, sucking his thumb, had nested underneath the Total Drama Jumbo Jet's wheels, preventing the landing gear from deploying normally.)
Chris: "Today's forecast, clear skies with temperatures of fifty degrees Celsius, or say, three hundred degrees Fahrenheit. And today's landing is gonna be more of a non-landing fly-by. Jump, drop, and roll! Come on! Let's go, go, go!"
(As landing is now impossible, the contestants are forced to jump off the plane into the Australian outback.)
Chris: (Australian accent) "G'day, mate. And welcome to Australia. (normal) I call today's challenge "The Marathon of Death". Part one is an emu race all the way into the Blue Mountains. I'm not saying the trip will be dangerous exactly, but with venomous snakes, killer scorpions, and the very real possibility of sunstroke, I hope you all have your affairs in order. Whoever reaches majestic Hanging Rock first will earn a distinct advantage in the second half of the challenge. And yes, I said emu. Bring 'em in, boys!"
(A couple of interns bring in some Emus.)
Chris: "No saddles. After all, it's supposed to be a challenge. Now, go!"
(Courtney gives a half-hearted effort at throwing the challenge by pretending to be unable to catch an emu.)
Courtney: (grunts) "Oh no! Ugh! This is tricky! Uh! Oh, I'll never catch one!"
(Reluctantly, Cody decides to help Courtney and grabs an Emu for her.)
Cody: "Here you go."
Courtney: "Oh... Thanks?"
CONFESSIONALS:
Cody: "Look, I know what I did was weird, but I want to win a million dollars! Courtney struggling isn't really gonna do us any favors."
Courtney: "This is good and bad. It'll be easier to get Cody's vote, but we need to lose this challenge!"
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Courtney: (To her Emu) "Whoa! (hushed) Whoa. Take your time, little fella. Pace yourself."
Heather: "Come on, pick up the pace."
Courtney: "It's not me. It's the emu."
Heather: "It has a brain the size of a walnut. Take charge!"
(Duncan tries to get on the emu, but soon Noah bumps into him riding his own emu, making him tumble a bit on the emu.)
Noah (smirks): "Oh heavens Duncan, I deeply apologize."
Duncan: "You did that on purpose."
Noah: "You did give me a black eye, so suffer the consequences Punky."
(Noah then laughs as his emu continues to walk.)
(Meanwhile with Chris and Chef.)
Chef: "How long do we have to wait?"
Chris: "Another two hours, maybe?"
(Turns out the map was longer than they originally thought.)
Chris: "Oops. Make that two days." (Chris and Chef laugh)
Two days later...
(Chef has carved himself a didgeridoo while he and Chris wait for the contestants.)
Chris: "Think the scorpions got 'em?"
Chef: "Five for one, it's dingoes." (Blows didgeridoo)
Alejandro: "Ahem."
(Alejandro arrives first, followed shortly by Heather, Courtney, Cody, Duncan, Gwen, and Noah.)
Chris and Chef: "Ah!"
Chris: "Finally."
Heather: (To Chris) "I hate you so much right now."
Chris: "And Team Amazon barely takes the lead!"
Lindsay: "Dang it. I knew I shouldn't, but I just had to. Those Emus needed some make-up."
(It's revealed that Lindsay's Emu has some make-up on. The females and Alejandro are impressed by her work.)
Noah: "Where did you get the make-up?"
Lindsay: "Oh, I always keep some on me for emergencies."
Chris: "Anyway, Team Amazon, get ready to buckle up and take a long walk up a short cliff. What exactly are they jumping into? (accent) Find out when we boomerang back (normal) on Total. Drama. World Tour!"
(Commercial Break)
Chris: "Okay, teams. Get ready to look death in the face and live to tell the tale. Or not. You know, I'm easy. The challenge, part two. Teams must take turns bungee jumping off Hanging Rock and plummeting to the bottom. Far, far, far below to try and grab one of Australia's finest sheep. Three of those sheep have Team Chris is Super Hot logos tattooed on their side. Another three have Team Amazon logos under their wool, not too far from their lethal jaws."
Cody: "Did he say lethal?"
Chris: "First team to catch and shear one of their own sheep wins first class tickets to Nextville, and the losers head to Elimination-town. As the last to arrive, Team Me Me Me gets a pair of gardening shears. And as the first team to arrive, Team Amazon gets this advantage. Battery operated sheep shears."
Heather: "Yeah!"
Gwen: "Yes!"
(Courtney growls in response.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "How am I supposed to accidentally on purpose lose like this?!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Courtney angrily walks off.)
Chris: "Time's a wastin'. Team Amazon, you're up!"
Courtney: (Straps the bungee cord on her leg.) "Here it goes!" (Jumps off screaming, she tried to get the sheep, but it fell off her hands. As she landed back on the ground next to her team, as they cringe in pain, & Courtney whimpers in fear.) "That is SO wrong!"
(Chris & Chef chuckle at this & high five.)
Duncan: "Come on Gwen! You got this! Win this for our team!"
(Courtney angrily glared at Duncan at the response.)
(Gwen strapped the bungee cord on her leg, she falls off, trying to get one of the sheep, & she gets one. She lands back on the ground next to her team, but she got a cactus instead. As she screams in pain, Courtney tries her best to hold her laughter, while everyone else cringes in pain.)
Gwen: "Are you.. KIDDING ME?!"
Duncan: "Good try!"
(Then It's Cody's turn, he dives off the cliff with the bungee cord, & he sucessfully gets a sheep.)
Cody: "The Code-man delivers! You can call me the wolf!" (He points at the sheep, and it attempts to bite him.)
Heather: "Quick, start shearing!"
(Musical bell dings.)
Team Amazon: "Aw..."
Duncan: "Seriously?"
Chris: "How 'bout a song to make things go faster? Hit it!"
(It's revealed that Team Amazon and Team Chris are on a stage with sheep as an audience. The teams are wearing shirts that have their team's colors and logos.)
(Song begins.)
Heather and Alejandro: Shearing sheep, don't be a creep.
It's the only way we'll fly first, peeps.
Heather: (To Courtney) Win the game, don't be so lame.
Try to lose this and your face I'll maim!
Courtney and Lindsay: Shear the sheep and with a smile.
Make yourself a giant woolly, woolly, woolly pile.
Noah and Cody: How are we still alive in this game?
Gwen and Duncan: Mainly because of rich and fame!
Everyone: We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing sheep.
Heather: Shearing sheep instead of you
Only 'cause you don't have any tattoos.
I'll find the logo, we'll win again.
And I'll be here until the bitter end!
Everyone: We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing sheep.
We are shearing,
Yeah!
(Song ends.)
Chris: "Alright Team Chris, you're all up next."
Lindsay: "Ooh! I'll go!"
(Lindsay began running up to the cliff when Alejandro and Noah had a look of dread on their faces.)
Alejandro and Noah: "Lindsay! Grab the cord!"
(Lindsay ignores them but grabs a cord and then jumps down to the flock of sheep, she seems to have caught something and then is flung back up.)
Lindsay: "Oh cool, what did I catch?!"
(She then holds up a dingo and immediately gains a look of fear.)
Lindsay: "Uh Oh."
(The dingo thrashes out of her hands and begins chasing the blonde.)
Noah (To Alejandro): "I'll go next. You try to stop the dingo."
(Alejandro nods before Noah puts the cord on him and then jumps, catches a sheep and then is flung back up.)
Noah: "Guys! Guys! Can someone help me shear this sheep."
Alejandro: "I can't I'm trying to stop the dingo."
Cody: "Okay it's my turn, I need the bungee cord."
(Cody then runs to put on his bungee cord when Courtney deviously smirked.)
Courtney: "Here let me help."
(Courtney then grabbed the dingo and it began to shake wildly in her arms.)
Courtney (pretending to not be able to handle it): "Whoa! This is so wild! Cody, look out!"(She then throws the dingo at Cody making him turn back and catch it, he then falls off the cliff.)
(Soon Cody and the dingo are spinning on the cord while the dingo tries to attack Cody.)
(Heather and Gwen immediately get concerned and try to pull Cody up while Duncan lectures Courtney.)
Duncan: "What the heck was that for?! He could die!"
Courtney: "It was an accident I swear."
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "No it wasn't. He got what he deserved."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Soon Alejandro used the sheep shears to cut the fluff off the sheep and soon Team Chris' logo was found.)
Alejandro: "Victory at last, behold!"
Chris: "Team I'm Totally Smoking Hot wins."
Lindsay: "Oh yeah!"
Alejandro: "Yes!"
Noah: "Ha ha."
(The Jumbo Jet soon flew off with Gwen, Duncan, Heather, and Cody in Loser Class, Courtney was off somewhere else currently.)
Duncan: "I think it's obvious Courtney needs to go you two. She clearly threw the dingo at Cody on purpose."
Heather: "I'll admit she's been sketchy lately but I did tell her to stop trying to lose. She's seemed to be trying and that dingo was crazy."
Duncan: "Cody would be singing a different tune if he could actually hear us correctly."
Cody: "Huh. No, I can hear you just fine Justin."
Duncan: "My point has been proven."
(Soon an airhorn is heard over the megaphone making Cody fall down, and Chris began speaking.)
Chris: "All Amazons report to the elimination ceremony, pronto!"
(Gwen and Duncan soon left while Heather and Cody stayed behind.)
Cody: "Ugh, what happened?"
Heather: "Cody? Are you still loopy from the dingo?"
Cody: "Actually I don't think I am Heather."
Heather: "Okay, hopefully you've made a decision by now. Gwen's gotta go."(She then walks off to vote.)
Cody: "I guess maybe she does need to… wait a minute the dingo, the emus."
Cody (gasps and then gets angry): "Courtney."
(We then cut to the Amazon's in the elimination ceremony. Where Chris & Chef are standing. As Cody looks at Duncan.)
Cody: (Whispers to Duncan.) "Psst.."
Duncan: (Awkwardly looks at Cody.) "What?"
Cody: (Whispers.) "Courtney threw the dingo at me, and I think that's the reason we lost."
Duncan: (Whispers back, & gasps in shock.) "WHAT?! Seriously?"
Cody: "Yeah. I'm teaming up with you to vote off Courtney on this one." (Raises a his fist pound.) "Wanna do it?"
Duncan: "Ok, count me in." (Gives Cody a fist pump.)
Chris: "It's been a tough day for many of you. But one of you is about to have the worst day of all. Duncan, you've been sarcastically been rude to Noah during the emu challenge, & he tried to get you back last night."
Duncan: "Whatever. That nerd deserved it."
Chris: "Courtney, slow with the emu, quit with the flirting! Cody, a petty feud sent you all spinning all the way here."
Cody: "But Chris, I'm all fine now."
Chris: "Don't care! Heather, not your most focused performance. And Gwen, Duncan? Really?!" (Chuckles as Gwen glares at him.) "Let the voting begin! Cody! You're up first."
Cody: "Yes sir."
CONFESSIONALS:
Cody: "I know Heather is gonna kill me.." (Stamps on Courtney's passport.)
Duncan: "You should leave Gwen alone you little bitch." (Stamps on Courtney's passport.)
Gwen: (Stamps on Courtney's passport.)
Heather: (Stamps on Gwen's passport.)
Courtney: (Looks between Gwen & Duncan's passport, once she realized the camera is filming, she puts her hand on it.)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Everyone is worried, as Chef opens the door.)
Chris: (Reads the votes.) "Wow.. Not surprised here.. The person who's taking the drop of shame this week, is.." (All of the Amazon's have worried faces, hoping they won't get eliminated next. Then Chris reveals the stamport of...) "Gwen!"
(The Amazons, except Courtney & Heather, gasp in shock about this.)
Gwen: "WHAT?! Are you serious?!"
Chris: "I am serious! Everyone in fact, voted for you! Including yourself."
Cody: "Hey! I didn't vote for Gwen!"
Heather: "You, WHAT?!" (Glares at Cody.)
Cody: "Heather! I can explain!"
Courtney: (In fake shock.) "Who would do this?"
Duncan: "Yeah, this has to be a *bleep*ing mistake! I didn't vote for you, Gwen."
Gwen: "Yeah! Me neither! Chris! Can you-"
Chris: "Blah, blah blah, don't care! Gwen, the drop of shame is yours!" (Gets a parachute pack, throws it to Gwen as she sighs in defeat.)
Gwen: "Win it for us, Duncan."
Duncan: "I will, I love you."
Gwen: "I love you too, Duncan."
(Then they shared one more kiss, then they pulled away, then she stepped near the exit, before she can look at her teammates one more time.)
Gwen: (Looks at Courtney.) "Courtney? I.. I just want to say that I'm very sorry for-"
Courtney: (Walks close to Gwen, as she whispers in her ear.) "Apology denied. You are nothing but a cheating thief, & I let. You. Fall." (Pulls away.) "So long, Bitch-Paste!" (Punches Gwen in the face, as she falls off the plane screaming.) "YES!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: (Gets a key out, unlocks the voting box, swaps her votes, & replaces them with every vote of Gwen.) "You think this is funny, huh? Well, let's see how you like it when someone steals your own boyfriend!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(We then cut back to Chris & Chef at the plane cockpit.)
Chris: "If you think that was fun & unexpected, you're gonna love what I'm gonna do to these guys next time! Right here, on Total! Drama! Woooooooorld Tooooooooour!"
(End credits.)
Oh boy.. Yes, THIS one might be MORE controversial than episode 11.
I want to apologize to all of the Gwen & Gwuncan fans for eliminating Gwen like that, It's just my opinion I'm afraid.
Please do NOT bash this story.
And It's official, Courtney will be the SECONDARY antagonist in this re-write.
But stay tuned for episode 17.
Original votes:
Cody: Courtney
Courtney: Gwen
Duncan: Courtney
Gwen: Courtney
Heather: Gwen
(All rigged by Courtney.)
