Chris: "Last time on Total Drama World Tour. Australia, it will amaze you if it doesn't kill you first. Here Duncan and his new babe tried to get Cody and Heather to vote off Duncan's old babe. Meanwhile Duncan's old babe tried to convince Cody and Heather to vote off Duncan's new babe, confused yet? Meanwhile Noah gave Duncan the revenge he oh so desired. For some confusing reason Gwen was the one that went home even though there were some protests saying she wasn't supposed to, that's kinda odd. We will be investigating that but only seven remain. Who will get the boot next? Find out now on Total! Drama! Wooooooorld Tooooooour."

(After theme song)

(The episode begins with Heather dragging Cody by the ear to the cargo hold.)

Heather: "Alright Cody, I want the truth! Why did you try to make a stupid game move and eliminate Courtney?! Duncan and Gwen are clearly more threatening."

Cody: "Heather look, I swear I wasn't trying to backstab you. I was actually planning to vote out Duncan after Courtney."

Heather: "Well that's kinda reassuring, but you still haven't given me a reason as to why you did it."

Cody: "Courtney's insane Heather! Last challenge she threw the dingo at me on purpose. And Courtney isn't the type to struggle with these types of animals. She fought three sharks and a bear."

Heather: "Yeah, she did do that didn't she?"

Cody (tears up): "I know it seems stupid, but I'm scared of her. She's already mad at me for voting her off and if she's willing to throw a dingo at me, I can't imagine what else she'd do to get revenge on me, Duncan, and Gwen."

Heather: "Okay, okay I get it. You weren't trying to hurt me, you were trying to protect yourself, Duncan, and Gwen. I don't say this often but I'm sorry."

Cody: "Y-You are?"

Heather: "Yes, I got caught up in the game and disregarded everyone's concerns."

Cody: "Yeah, this game does that to people sometimes."

Heather: "Come on let's go back to loser class, I think Duncan and Courtney can only stand being together for so long."

(Meanwhile back in Loser class we see Courtney smirking at Duncan while he glared viciously at Courtney.)

Courtney: "Well I don't know who did it, but that pasty-bitch is finally gone. Like she deserves."

Duncan: "Don't call her that!"

Courtney: "Aw, what's the matter. Can't handle the fact that she's just some man hungry, little goth. Maybe when the show is over she'll dump you for how boring you are and throw herself on Trent again or maybe even Cody if she's that desperate."

Duncan: "Shut up for once in your life!"

(Heather and Cody soon walk in to see Courtney and Duncan arguing and Heather pounds her fist on the bench.)

Heather: "Zip it!"

(Duncan and Courtney stop arguing and Heather begins speaking.)

Heather: "Look! Things are probably tense since the last elimination but we need to get it together because if we don't we will lose again so let's just put up with each other until we merge."

Duncan: "If I must."

Courtney: "Fine."

(Meanwhile in First Class Alejandro, Noah, and Lindsay were eating cookies in first class when Alejandro begins speaking.)

Alejandro: "I need to head to the bathroom." (He then walked off leaving Noah and Lindsay alone)

Lindsay: "So… are we still voting Alejandro off?"

Noah: "Yes."

Lindsay: "Okay, I'm just a bit concerned because you said we would and you voted off Tyler so…"

Noah: "Lindsay, relax. I'm gonna vote him off this time, it was a one time thing and it was because I owed him a favor."

Lindsay: "Okay…"

CONFESSIONAL:

Noah: "Lindsay is a bit wary about me after the whole Tyler vote, I can understand why though since I did say I'd vote off Alejandro and I didn't but I need to make sure Lindsay and I are still on board to do so."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to the plane landing in the ice on Sweden, causing it to slip and crash offscreen, luckily it was still intact.)

(Currently the final seven were freezing in the cold.)

Chris (accent): "Welcome to Sweden."

Heather: "Where are the jackets you ordered for us in the Yukon?"

Chris: "Um, I worked really hard on that accent, it would have been nice if someone had commented."

Duncan: "Dude. It's freezing."

Chris: "Sweden! Hello!"(Walks offscreen) "Ugh great."

Courtney (To Duncan): "Okay, let's hear it."

Duncan: "Hear what?"

Courtney: "Your apology."

Duncan: "For…"

Courtney: "For cheating on me with Gwen."

Duncan: "I already apologized and so did Gwen. You were being crazy so I'm not gonna bother."

Courtney: "Are you serious?! You can't even admit to your-"

Heather: "What did I say this morning?!"

Noah (To Lindsay and Cody): "Ugh, how will it be till those two stop bickering?"

Cody: "Never."

Lindsay: "Don't be silly Cody. They have to stop at some point."

Chris: "The jackets have arrived."

(The final seven cheers at this news.)

Chris: "In six to eight weeks."

(The contestants groan at this.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Noah: "In all honesty we really should've seen that coming."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then see the seven contestants, Chris, and Chef near some pieces of tools and wood.)

Chris: "Before you are a series of piles of 'I built it myself' of tools and pieces, your task is to build them into what they need to be when properly assembled."

Alejandro: "This will be a piece of pie."

Chris: "Sadly the assembly instructions were shredded when I put them in the shredder."

Noah: "Oh wow, totally didn't see that coming."

Chris: "Shut it Noah. Anywho the first team to correctly assemble their whatcha whosit, will earn a big advantage in part two so go."

(We then see Team Amazon together as Duncan got a huge bolt and a bent metal pole.)

Courtney: "We should lay out the pieces to figure out what we need to build."

Duncan: "Is that how you plan on slowing us down this time? Princess."

(Duncan then put the pole and the bolt together which annoyed Courtney.)

Courtney: "Stop, we don't even know what we're building yet."

(Duncan and Courtney begin to fight over Duncan's creation as Cody and Heather watch with bored looks.)

Heather: "We're gonna lose aren't we?"

Cody: "Yep."(Sighs) "I miss Gwen."

Heather: "Aren't you over her?"

Cody: "No, I just stopped flirting with her."

Heather: "Yeah that makes sense."

(Meanwhile Alejandro was watching Duncan and Courtney fight with a thoughtful look while Noah taps Lindsay on her shoulder.)

Lindsay: "They're at it again huh?"

Noah: "Yep. So Alejandro, what are we gonna build anyway?"

Alejandro: "Hmm, I think I have an idea."

(Alejandro whispers into Noah's ear about his idea, causing the bookworm to smirk.)

Noah: "Good idea. Let's do it."

Alejandro: "Wait, we'll need some privacy, grab some wood and a blank canvas."

(Noah and Alejandro soon build a canvas to block the Amazons from seeing what they plan to build, once they finish, they fist bump.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Noah: "I don't trust Alejandro and he knows it but I do not need to be placed on his target list. So I'll try to be on somewhat amicable terms with him."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cody soon looks at the wood and then gasps before he quickly begins building something.)

Duncan: "Whoa, the geek builds fast."

Courtney: "Cody, stop."

Heather: "Let him do it, he's obviously figured it out."

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Everyone on my team is awful, we have Duncan the cheater, Mean Queen Heather, and Scrawny Cody. Why did I have to be on a team full of idiots?!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cody was seen hammering on his creation when Heather hands him the last plank of wood.)

Heather: "That's the last piece."

(Cody then hammers the wood onto his creation and then Chris walks over.)

Chris: "Okay Amazons, what have you got?"

(The camera zooms out to show that Cody has built a giant wooden version of Gwen's face.)

Cody: "Ta-da!"

(Courtney, Duncan, and Heather all look shocked and wordless at what he built.)

Cody (climbing down the wooden Gwen): "Too much?"

Courtney: "That's what you made us build?!"

(Courtney screams as she chases after Cody, causing him to run away and they both run in circles around the statue of Gwen. Heather and Duncan begin to get concerned as they tackle Courtney.)

Courtney: "Let me go! Cody needs to suffer! He's an idiot, he's…"

(The song bell dings and Chris pops out with a smirk.)

Chris: "Time for a song."

Alejandro (whispers to Lindsay): "As you sing, do not mention we're building a boat?"

Lindsay: "Wait?! We're building a boat?!"

(Team Amazon gasps in shock before Noah face-palms and unblocks the canvas to show that Team Chris indeed built a boat.)

(Song begins)

Heather: "They're way ahead so we got to go."

Courtney: "We got to build something to sail, something we can ro-ow."

Duncan and Cody: "It doesn't have to be a boat…"

Team Amazon: "As long as it stays afloat. Oh why did we build Gwen's face!"

Alejandro and Noah: "It's almost ready to set sail!"

Noah: "Just hammering in the final nail."

Heather and Courtney: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"

Lindsay: "We really built so fast."

Alejandro and Noah: "Soon we'll be back in first class."

Alejandro, Lindsay, and Noah: "Because they built Gwen's face!"

Cody, Courtney, Duncan, and Heather: "We built Gwen's face!"

Alejandro, Lindsay, and Noah: "We're gonna take first place!"

Cody, Courtney, Duncan, and Heather: "Because we built Gwen's face!"

Courtney: "Aye-yeah-yeahhhhhhhh!"

Courtney, Duncan, and Heather: "We built Gwen's face."

Cody: "Yeah yeah yeah yeah!"

(Song Ends)

(Everyone looks at Cody oddly as he awkwardly smiles.)

Cody: "Sorry, the song was catchy."

Alejandro: "So we have some stray parts, what do we do with it?"

Noah: "Eh, we'll put them in the boat, we could use them for later I guess."

Chris: "Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot you finished first so, your reward."

(Chris drops a bag near Noah, he soon opens it and finds rocks.)

Noah: "A bag of rocks?"

Lindsay: "Uh, is this the second place penalty?"

Chris: "No, now push your boats in the open water and sail north to find Chef to receive your next instructions."

Alejandro (takes his shirt off): "I'll pull from the bow."

Noah: "With your shirt off?"

Alejandro: "Questions are for later, actions are for now. Push like the wind."

(Alejandro then runs off as Noah walks up to Lindsay who was staring before she shook it off.)

Lindsay: "Ugh! Stupid abs! I hate when I do that. I mean I have Tyler as a boyfriend already."

Noah: "It's not like your cheating on him and you can find people hot without wanting to date them, besides you aren't even the only one who's staring."

(He points to Courtney and Heather who were staring at a shirtless Alejandro pulling from the bow of the boat.)

Duncan: "Oh ladies, you may stop drooling now!"

(Courtney and Heather soon turn to Duncan and he smirks.)

Duncan: "Thank you. Look the wooden Gwen face is hollow."

Courtney: "Like the original."

Duncan: "I'm gonna ignore that and continue, we can just lob off the top of the head and ride in it like a boat."

Heather: "Done."

Courtney: "Yes! I'll do the sawing."

(Duncan looks a bit concerned as Courtney said that.)

Courtney: "You act as if I have some sick fantasy about doing something horrible to Gwen."

Duncan: "I mean… you threw a dingo at Cody."

Courtney: "Ugh! Let's just get this over with."

(We then see Noah trying to push the boat in the water when he realizes something.)

Noah: "Okay, why am I the only one pushing?!"

(Lindsay then picks up the hammer with a smile.)

Noah: "Good idea Lindsay, we might need the hammer for later."

Lindsay: "Maybe we can use it right now!"

Noah: "What are you-"(Lindsay then runs off to another part of the ice which concerns Noah) "Lindsay!"

(Lindsay then smiles as she slams the hammer onto the ice, causing it to crack a lot.)

Chris: "The ice is cracking! Will Lindsay's stupidity finally kill us all. Find out later on Total! Drama! World Tour! Every host for themselves!"

(Commercial break.)

(The ice was seen cracking and Alejandro looked really worried as he stood in the boat.)

Alejandro: "Get in the boat!"

(Noah didn't need to be told twice and dove in the boat.)

Noah: "Lindsay, hurry up!"

(Lindsay ran as fast as she could and then dove in the boat and sighed in relief as the ice around the boat cracked, letting the boat float in the water and the sail allowed the boat to move.)

Duncan: "We're out of time!"(He shoves Cody in the boat and jumps in himself with Heather and Courtney following suit.)

(The ice cracked, putting the Gwen boat in the water, luckily it could float.)

Duncan: "She floats! Thank goodness."

(Soon the sail popped out of the boat and the boat began moving.)

Duncan: "Let's win this!"

(We then cut to Team Chris together on the boat as Noah and Lindsay high five.)

Noah: "Wow Lindsay! You totally got us ahead with that move! Great work!"

Alejandro: "Yes Lindsay, you really are our MVP for figuring out how to get us ahead."

Lindsay: "Aw, thanks you guys."

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "They're totally trying to get my vote. And honestly I have to be honest I'm not sure who to trust, Alejandro supposedly injured Bridgette but Noah voted off my boyfriend and I'm not even sure if he's right about Alejandro."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then see Courtney trying to drive the boat while Duncan begins to criticize her.)

Duncan: "You're zig-zagging on purpose just to slow us down aren't you?"

Courtney: "I am not, it's impossible to steer straight in this stupid goth head."

Duncan: "Can you not go one minute without bashing Gwen for once in your life?!"

(Cody just sighs in disappointment about what's going on.)

Heather: "I know, they're being totally immature right now, but we can at least still try to win, watch."

(Heather soon walks over to Duncan and Courtney and then grabbed the steering motor and pushed Courtney away.)

Heather: "Clearly you two will not stop bickering like toddlers so I'm taking charge. Now shut up so I can concentrate!"

Courtney: "But I wanna-"

Duncan: "Hey, better than Courtney."

Courtney: "Shut up!"

(Duncan and Courtney begin wrestling on the ground as Cody and Heather watch in awkwardness.)

(We then see Team Chris' boat stop at the docks where Chef is holding a Viking hat.)

Lindsay: "Ooh, we get hats!"

(Chef swipes the Viking hat away before speaking.)

Chef: "Nuh Uh, gotta pick a captain first."

Alejandro: "Lindsay of course."

Noah: "Duh, I was about to say that."

Alejandro: "But you did not."

Chris: "You both love Lindsay, hopefully Tyler isn't too jealous here."

(Chef then puts the Viking hat on Lindsay and she claps her hands with glee.)

Chris: "Lindsay, if this were a Valentine's Dance you'd have a tough choice to make. Luckily it's war."

(Chef then uses a tractor to place a cannon in Team Chris' boat.)

Lindsay: "Ooh, a cannon, are we shooting fireworks?"

Alejandro: "So the rocks…"

Noah: "Are actually flint."

Chris: "Bingo dingoes, darn I should have said that in Australia. And to fire out of the cannons… Chef's Swedish meatballs."

(Lindsay touches one of the meatballs with her finger and cringes.)

Lindsay: "It's as hard as a rock."

Chris: "To win the challenge you either have to get the flag way over yonder. Or you can use the meatballs to destroy the enemy's ship. Now start sailing."

(We then see that Lindsay, Noah, and Alejandro were sailing to the flag.)

Lindsay: "Alright as captain I get to make the ship rules so you guys need to do what I say when I need you to."

Noah: "Of course."

Alejandro: "As you wish Lindsay. As you wish."

(Meanwhile Chef used the tractor to place the cannon in the Gwen boat while Team Amazon stood at the docks.)

Heather, Duncan, and Courtney: "No way are they captain."

Chris: "Well someone's gotta wear the hat."

Heather: "Y'know what, this is the only option that will somewhat satisfy us, Cody your captain."

Cody: "Alright then."

Heather (throws the hat on Cody's head): "Alright. Let's go sink some idiots."

Courtney: "We need matches to light the cannons!"

Chris: "I'm sure you'll think of something. Buh-bye."

Duncan: "Good thing I have a lighter then."

(We then see Team Amazon was decently close to Team Chris' boat.)

Duncan: "So first strike captain?"

Cody: "Well, it would slow them down so… go for it."

Duncan: "Yeah-ha!"

(Duncan soon takes out his lighter while Heather places a meatball in the cannon, she ducks as Duncan lights the cannon, firing a meatball.)

Alejandro: "Meatball dead ahead!"

(Soon the meatball splashed in the water.)

Lindsay: "Oh no, we have to turn around!"

Noah: "What?!"

Lindsay: "We might have better firing range if we turn around. I'm the captain remember?"

Noah: "Fine, Alejandro, turn around!"

(Alejandro reluctantly turns the boat around and then the battle continues with Lindsay lighting the cannon with the flint, firing the meatball at the Amazons' boat, hitting the wooden nose of the boat.)

Cody: "Oh crud! Fire again! Hurry!"(He then puts the meatball in the cannon)

Duncan: "No need to tell me twice."

(Duncan lit the cannon while Cody ducked, soon the meatball headed towards the boat of Team Chris.)

Noah: "Get down!"

(Noah pushed Lindsay down on the ground while the meatball damaged part of Team Chris' ship.)

Lindsay: "Wow! That was too close. Thanks Noah!"

Noah: "You're welcome."

Alejandro: "Alright my friends, it is time we finish this battle."

Lindsay: "I'll fire the last shot!"

(Lindsay soon takes the meatball, puts it in the cannon and then uses the flints to light the cannon, it worked but the meatball destroyed the mast.)

Lindsay: "Heh heh. Oops."

(Soon Team Amazon sails past Team Chris' boat.)

Courtney: "Thanks for turning back to fight… suckers."

Heather: "We'll enjoy first class for you."

(Team Amazons soon sails past them and heads for the flag.)

Alejandro (sighs): "It appears we are doomed."

(Noah soon noticed a big bolt on the ground and smirked in thought.)

Noah: "Hold on guys, we're not through yet."

(Noah soon takes the bolt and puts it in the cannon.)

Alejandro: "Noah, what are you doing?"

Noah: (Smirks.) "Winning."

(Noah then uses the flint to light the cannon, firing the big bolt.)

(We then see Team Amazon are really close to the flag.)

Duncan: "There's the flag, We won!"

(Cody then looks at the sky and widens his eyes.)

Cody: "Look out!"

(The big bolt soon smashes the Gwen boat, causing it to sink. Chris then rides by on his jet ski and smirked.)

Chris: "Well as all people say, the captain goes down with the ship. Team Chris wins. Amazons I'll see you at elimination."

(Cody sighed in defeat when Heather swam up to him.)

Heather (whispers to Cody): "Cheer up, we can still vote for Duncan or Courtney."

(We then cut back to the plane in economy class, where Duncan is carving Gwen's face in in the wall of sadness, then he sighs in defeat, before Cody shows up.)

Cody: "So.. You really miss Gwen, huh?"

Duncan: (Nods her head sadly.)

Cody: "Yeah.. I miss her too, and I'm still trying to believe on who would eliminate her like that.. I mean, I didn't do it."

Duncan: "Me neither, If it had something to do with Courtney, then count me in."

Cody: (Realizes it, then gasps in shock.) "Ok!"

(Then they both share another fist pump together.)

(We then cut with Alejandro & Heather in the cargo hold.)

Heather: "Ok, what is your problem?" (Shoves Alejandro into the boxes.)

Alejandro: "Surely I don't have to explain it to you, we're in a competition."

Heather: "Oh, sure! So picking off my teammates while you totally blanked me in strategy now?"

Alejandro: "Indeed it is. And also need you to do me a favor."

Heather: (Sighs) "What now?"

Alejandro: "Go blindside Courtney, she might be a bigger threat than Duncan. And believe me Heather, the only woman I want to look at is you."

Heather: (Stammering.) "You're so.. Whatev.."

(Then Alejandro holds Heather's hands, then he puts her hand on her cheek, until they heard Chris's voice in the mic. And they show a shadow of Ezekiel hiding behind the boxes.)

Chris: (Over the PA.) "All losers, please report to the elimination area, all losers!"

Alejandro: (Smiles at Heather.) "What are you waiting for? Now go vote off Courtney."

(We then cut to the Amazon's in the elimination ceremony, where Chris is standing.)

Duncan: (Whispers to Heather.) "Psst. Cody & I are voting for Courtney, she might be the biggest problem on what she did to Gwen."

Heather: (Whispers back.) "What? Oh well.. I'm voting for her, too." (Waves sarcastically to Courtney.) "Buh-bye, Courtney!"

(Courtney is starting to get worried at what the Amazon's said.)

Chris: "Ah.. The elimination room. This is where one of you will be tossed into the darkness to plummet out of my life and possibly to the end of your own. And, if this weren't a reward challenge, that would happen tonight! Psych! No vote tonight! You're all safe from elimination! For now.."

Courtney: (Relieved.) "Yes!"

(Duncan & Heather complained about what happened, while Cody face-palmed himself.)

Chris: "Yes siree! As we speak Team Perfect Me is getting their reward. Sweden massages performed by a genuine registered massage therapist."

(The Amazons groaned in anger.)

Chris: "What other kinds of therapists will our competitors need, before the season's over? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! World Tour!"

(End credits.)

Stay tuned for the 3rd aftermath!
And if this was a REAL elimination ceremony, here's what the votes would've been..
Votes:
Cody: Courtney
Courtney: Duncan
Duncan: Courtney
Heather: Courtney