(The aftermath theme plays as flashbacks are shown.)

Owen: (Walks close to the door.) "Ok. Win it for me, Noah!" (Attempts to jump off the plane, but he is stuck.) "Oops! Al? A little help, here?"

Alejandro: (Groans in annoyance.) "Fine!"

(Then Alejandro walks to Owen, kicks him off the plane, only for Owen to fart in Alejandro's face as of result. As Alejandro coughs & chokes in disgust.)


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Tyler: "You remember me, ha! she remembers my name! YEAH!"


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Gwen: (Looks at Courtney.) "Courtney? I.. I just want to say that I'm very sorry for-"

Courtney: (Walks close to Gwen, as she whispers in her ear.) "Apology denied. You are nothing but a cheating thief, & I let. You. Fall." (Pulls away.) "So long, Bitch-Paste!" (Punches Gwen in the face, as she falls off the plane screaming.) "YES!"

(Theme song plays.)


(The episode begins with Geoff and Sierra walking out from backstage with smiles.)

Geoff: "Total Drama fanatics forget the aftermath because this is the Total Drama Aftermayhem! I'm your co-host Geoff!"

Sierra: "And I'm your other co-host Sierra! And no one is gonna get an allergic reaction to these nuts. Say hello to the peanut gallery."

(A spotlight shines on the past contestants who were not being interviewed for the episode.)

Geoff: "And get this, our obnoxious, self absorbed, roving reporter Blaineley is finally roving. Like way far from here! Yes Blaineley is currently heading to franchise locations and she's going to meet with the Total Drama Superfan winner right now in Siberia."

Sierra: "Stay tuned because this superfan is Blaineley obsessed. Wow, never thought I'd say that."

?: "Too bad he won't be meeting me today."

(Geoff and Sierra gasp as Blaineley walks in from backstage.)

Geoff: "What? You're supposed to be in Siberia!"

Blaineley: "And miss out on the Aftermayhem. I laugh. I had some interns go in my place."

Sierra: "I thought you wanted out of this show so you can-"

Blaineley: "Bail on this dork train before my career is flushed down the bathroom confessional toilet of life. Turns out if the show runs for too long I don't get paid so you'll have to deal with me for this aftermath, now let's get this show started. We have some former contestants joining us today: Owen, Tyler, and Gwen."

Geoff: "The latter who was cheated out of the game mind you."

Sierra: "Yeah, the producers are terrible at dealing with vote rigging."

Geoff: "Anyway, our first guest ate foam, core, and wax and has a phobia of flying, give it up for Owen."

(The audience claps & cheers as Owen walked out from backstage and sat on the guest couch.)

Geoff: "Owen, it's a bit shocking to see you leave so soon in the game."

Eva: "He literally made the final three twice, I'm surprised he wasn't eliminated sooner just for that."

Owen: "Yeah, I'm a bit surprised to have left so soon Geoff. But it was for the best, Noah seemed to be smarter than me, so I let him stay so he could stop Al."

(Izzy soon jumped off the bleachers and landed near Owen.)

Izzy: "Owen, hey. I don't remember much since I came back from my Brainzilla phase but apparently we broke up. That's silly right?"

(Everyone looked around awkwardly especially Owen.)

Izzy: "Owen?"

Owen (sighs): "Izzy, I gotta be honest. I do like you a lot, but the relationship wasn't working out. You were continuously kicking my kiwis and I'm not sure if we can stay in our own little world forever. It's over Izzy. I'm sorry."

(Izzy began tearing up before she spoke.)

Izzy: "I…I understand Owen. I didn't treat you right, and now I gotta pay for it."

(Izzy continued to tear up as she walked back to her seat next to Eva, who unexpectedly patted her on the back.)

Blaineley (sarcastically smirking): "Oh Owen, you monster. How could you?"

Sierra: "Shut up! He did the right thing!"

Geoff: "Well, now that Owen's finished with his interview, we can now move onto our next guest: Tyler."

(Tyler walked in with a smile as he sat on the guest couch next to Owen.)

Geoff: "Two quitters in a row. Quite shocking if I say so myself."

Blaineley: "So Tyler, care to tell us why you foolishly decided to vote yourself out instead of voting out Alejandro?"

Tyler: "Well at the time, I felt no one deserved to go home so I voted for myself. Besides, even I did vote for Alejandro, I probably would have lost the tiebreaker due to my injuries anyway."

Geoff: "That's a valid point. Also how come you stayed with Lindsay despite her repeatedly forgetting who you were? Seriously dude, Lindsay's sweet and all but I don't get how you put up with it sometimes"

Tyler: "Lindsay told me she has memory problems so I couldn't really be mad at her for that. She seems to be improving on that though so I hope our relationship continues to be strong."

Blaineley: "Please, she'll probably forget you by the finale."

(Sierra begins to growl before her eyes light up and she smirks deviously.)

Geoff: "Uh, what are you doing Sierra?"

Sierra(whispers): "Keep Blaineley busy, I'll be right back."(She then runs off.)

Geoff: "Well anyway, thank you for your time Tyler. We are now heading to our last guest: She hugged a cactus, got a big shot of adrenaline from an epipen, and was cheated out of the game, give it up for Gwen!"

(There were a mix of cheers and boos from the audience and Gwen knew exactly why that was the case so she just sighed as she took a seat on the guest couch.)

Blaineley: "Ah Gwen, the New Heather, how does it feel to be a backstabber and a boyfriend kisser?"

Gwen: "Do I seriously have to hear this? I already got cheated out of the game and I was already called out for my mistake. I would like to be able to get through this aftermath without the whole Duncan thing being held over my head!"

Geoff: "Well Gwen, I have to be honest. How do you feel about Courtney right now?"

Gwen: "I feel bad for kissing Duncan when they were still together, but I do have to acknowledge how she's going a little too far with her rage. I mean she threw a dingo at Cody on purpose."

Geoff: "Yeah, I can agree. I do feel sympathy for her but she is going too far."

Blaineley: "Speaking of injuries. It's time to sit back and watch a segment of That's Gonna Leave A Mark."

(Blaineley got no applause which annoyed her.)


(Soon the montage began, we begin with Noah in the confessional with a sausage in his pocket and before he could eat it some corgis barged in and tackled Noah.)

(Next Tyler is seen running through the minefield but he then ran into a cactus and screamed in pain but it was muffled.)

(And finally we see Gwen riding on her emu but suddenly the emu began to peck at Gwen.)


Blaineley: "Who knew most of you could be so idiotic. Anyways, we have a big medical update on Bridgette, who you may remember from getting injured back in Jamaica."

Geoff: "We've just received word that she finally woke up!"

(The audience claps & cheers by the news.)

Geoff: "That's right! Let's go live from Toronto General Hospital, to see Bridgette." (To Sierra.) "Hey Sierra! Bridgette is coming up!"

Sierra: "Coming! Coming!" (Rushes back to the couch.)

(Then the video screen now shows Bridgette in a hospital bed, waving to everyone, which left out to a lot of cheers & applause.)

Bridgette: "Hi everyone!"

Geoff: "Bridgette! Oh, babe! I was SO worried about you! Glad you're ok, and we're glad to have you on the show."

Bridgette: "Thank you, Geoff. And Sierra, I must say that you're doing a great job filling in for me."

Sierra: "Really? Awww, Thank you Bridgette!"

Bridgette: (Giggles) "No problem. So, what did I miss?"

Sierra: "Well.. A bunch of crazy stuff has happened, such as the Duncan, Courtney & Gwen love triangle, the Ozzy break-up, and-"

Bridgette: "Sorry to interrupt, but.. Why did I even hit a tree in Jamaica?"

Geoff: "Because during the bobsled challenge, which was the final challenge on that day, Alejandro decided to sabotage one of the courses, which sent you & Lindsay flying."

Bridgette: (Gasps in shock.) "Alejandro..Did..All..Of..THAT?!"

(All 3 of the hosts nodded fearfully.)

Bridgette: (Groans in anger.) "I knew that mother*bleep*er had something in his mind! The next time I see him, I am SO gonna kick it where it hurts! Like REALLY hard this time.."

Geoff: "You bet, babe. How has your recovery been?"

Bridgette: "It's going really well. But I can't walk yet because they said I also suffered a few cracked & bruised ribs. But don't worry, I'll be back soon."

Sierra: "We hope so too, Bridgette. Thanks for being here on this interview."

Bridgette: "No problem, guys. I love you Geoff!"

Geoff: "Love you too Bridge!"

Blaineley: "Bridgette everyone!"

(The audience claps & cheers as Bridgette waves to the viewers, as the TV screen goes off. & Sierra runs backstage again.)

Sierra: "BRB!"

Blaineley: "Well it's time to take a commercial break so sit tight because we'll be right back."

(Commercial break.)


(After commercial break)

Blaineley: "It's time to announce our special surprise. Tonight Total Drama Aftermath is holding the first ever Total Drama Second Chance Challenge! (The audience claps & cheers.) That's right. Our collection of Total Drama losers just got lucky because they're about to compete for a second shot at the million dollar prize. What do you say Izzy, do you wanna get back on the plane?"

Izzy (sniffling): "M-Maybe."

Blaineley: "Five of you rejects are about to catch some Total Drama canned peanuts, most of these contain actual peanuts but the rest contain actual Total Drama surprises."

(Soon the contestants began crowding around to catch the can of peanuts when Gwen and Trent bumped into each other.)

Trent(awkwardly): "Hey! So Duncan huh, Didn't expect that."

Gwen: "Yeah, look I'm sorry…"

Trent: "It's cool, don't worry."

Blaineley: "Fire in the hole."

(The interns fired peanut cans and everyone began scurrying to catch the peanut cans, Owen opened his can to see if he got anything but all he got was peanuts, so he decided to eat them.)

(Leshawna opens her can and was shocked to find a golden Chris head pop out.)

Leshawna: "A Chris in the box, that's an insult to boxes."

Geoff: "Leshawna's our first to get a second chance."

(Trent and Justin poured peanuts out of their cans while Izzy opened hers to see a golden Chris pop out.)

Blaineley: "Captain Crazy aka Izzy, is ready for another shot."

(Tyler looks in his can closely to see what's inside when a golden Chris popped out and hit his face.)

Geoff: "Tyler is back."

(Soon Eva opened her can and a golden Chris pops out.)

Eva: "Yes!"

Blaineley: "It looks like Eva's getting another shot."

(Soon Beth opens the can with her teeth and a golden Chris pops out.)

Geoff: "Beth is our final entry to get in. So everyone are you ready to play?"

Sierra (sings): "I'm baaaaaaaaack."

Blaineley: "About time. Where even were you?"

Sierra: "Well I needed a way to get revenge on you for trashing my favorite celebrities so I decided to find some footage of you."

Blaineley: "What footage?"

Sierra (mischievous): "My, my. Seems like the host wannabe didn't know that the green room cameras are on twenty four-seven."

Blaineley: "What?! No no no!"

Sierra: "Yes yes yes! So let's take a look at some of Blaineley's best moments."


(The first clip showed Blaineley was in the green room, she was about to eat a pizza when she dropped it and when she picked it up, there was hair and bugs all over it, however she ate it anyway.)

(Next clip showed Blaineley in the same room but her cheeks bulge and she ends up farting and burping at the same time.)


(We then cut back to the studio where Blaineley looks mortified while Sierra laughs hysterically.)

Sierra: "Oh the despair on your face almost makes me feel bad for you, almost."

Blaineley (hands the dice to Eva): "Hurry up, we're running late because of that fake clip."

Sierra: "Oh my, running late. Why do you care?"

Blaineley (awkward smile): "Oh no reason."

Sierra: "Oh I believe there is. If we don't finish on time. You don't get paid."

Blaineley: "No! We don't get paid!"

Sierra: "Do I look like I care about that?"

Blaineley: "Back to the stupid game. You're up boiler."

(Eva says nothing but rolls the dice and gets a six, she then walks to the Noah square.)

Sierra: "Ooh, looks like you have the Noah challenge."

Eva: "And what is the Noah challenge?"

Sierra: "Well Eva, all you have to do is put some milk and Jamaican peppers in your mouth while watching the top ten hilarious wipeouts. And if you can keep yourself from laughing so hard you send a pepper out the old nostril, you're-"

Blaineley: "Still in the game!"

(Soon Blaineley made Eva chug some milk before stuffing peppers into her mouth.)

Blaineley: "Go."


(A montage of Tyler tripping and getting hurt is shown in which Eva doesn't even seem to chuckle at.)


Blaineley: "Talk about a trip to memory lane."

Sierra: "Take your sweet time Eva, let the comedy sink in for a moment."

(Eva doesn't move an inch.)

Blaineley: "Time's up, way to go Eva yay, Tyler you're up."

(Eva swallowed the peppers and glared at Blaineley.)

Eva: "She's lucky I'm taking anger management classes."

(Tyler soon took the dice and rolled it making it land on a five.)

Sierra: "Five and alive! Come on over here Tyler."

(Soon Tyler stepped on the Greece square which then opened up and sent Tyler falling.)

Blaineley: "Ooh, hello booby trap, goodbye booby, one less player means we can pick up the pace."

Blaineley: "Alright Izzy, you're up."

(Izzy rolled the dice and landed on two. She then stepped to the Area 51 square.)

Sierra: "Soldier Izzy, here is your mission. (Two rows of lasers appear in front of and behind her while aliens float over) "you have to dodge these carefully aimed lasers without leaving the square or getting blasted or these aliens…"

Blaineley: "Will not so much hug your face and more like squeeze the life out of it."

Izzy: "Ooh, fun!"

Blaineley: "Ready and go."

(Izzy soon impressively dodged the lasers.)

Sierra: "Ooh, really cool moves Izzy."

Blaineley: "Are you available at birthday parties?"

(Izzy soon is blasted in the back by the lasers and the aliens soon try to chase her but she runs away with a smirk.)

Blaineley: "Enjoy your game of tag. Leshawna, you're up."

(The dice landed on a three and Leshawna walked over to the Australia square.)

Sierra: "Ooh, good luck with that challenge."


(We then cut to Leshawna and a kangaroo in the boxing stadium.)

Sierra: "Your challenge is to pretty much go fist to fist with a boxing kangaroo."

Leshawna: "Pssh, I tangled with Heather remember? Piece of cake."(Turns to Harold with a smile) "This one's for you ginger biscuit-"

(Soon the kangaroo socked Leshawna across the face and knocked her out.)

Harold: "Leshawna, my brawling beauty. Don't worry I shall avenge you."

(Harold soon had boxing gloves on and did some boxing poses but the kangaroo punched Harold and knocked him out too.)

Sierra: "Okay then… looks like it's down to Eva and Beth."

(Beth soon rolled the dice and landed on a six.)

Sierra: "Wow a six!"

Blaineley: "The Heather square! Your challenge is to make a haiku. Whatever that is."

Sierra: "It's a seventeen syllable limerick obviously."

Blaineley: "Shut up. Also since this is the Heather square, the haiku must be about her positive qualities in ten seconds or less."

Beth: "Well… She's improved a lot, and she and Cody are surprisingly good friends."

Sierra: "Way to go Beth! And yeah Cody does have that affect on people."

(Eva soon rolled a five and then walked to the Sweden square.)

Sierra (lifts a tray of Swedish meatballs): "The Sweden square, your challenge is to balance three Swedish meatballs on your nose for ten seconds."

Eva: "Do I look like a weakling."

(Eva soon balanced the Swedish meatballs on her nose with no reaction until the ten seconds were up.)

Sierra: "Well done Eva, you did great."

Eva: "I know."

Blaineley (pokes Beth): "Faster, go go go."

(Beth rolls another six which gets her to the London square.)

Sierra: "Coolio, that's the last square."

(Blaineley soon ushers Beth to the last square with a sack in Beth's hands.)

Blaineley: "Okay quick now, use the sack to capture the intern dressed as Jack The Ripper."

(The intern waved sheepishly before putting the mask on his face.)

Blaineley (points to the guard from London): "Drag him to Sargent Beefy over here for the skill testing question. Forty five seconds go!"

(Beth let's out a battle cry and then chases the intern.)

Geoff: "You think he'll be okay."

Sierra: "It's Beth. Not Eva."

Eva: "I heard that!"

(Soon the intern in the sack was thrown at Blaineley.)

Geoff: "Well now, ain't karma a real…"

Blaineley: "That wasn't karma it was bad aim. Ugh no time!"

Blaineley (to guard): "Read the question!"

(The guard soon took the slip of paper out of his hat and then coughs lightly.)

Blaineley: "Ugh! What's the name of Duncan's punk band? Come on Beth it's easy."

Beth: "Stop pressuring me, I'm thinking!"

Blaineley: "Come on Beth, just say it's Deer Shcnitzel Kickers, Deer Schnitzel Kickers is the answer!"

(Balloons and streamers fell from the sky which confused everyone until Geoff smiled.)

Geoff: "Yes! Congratulations Blaineley, the first one to answer the question gets to compete in the show, remember?"

Blaineley: "What?! Me with those losers? You can't make me go out there with those losers, no one can!"

(We then see some interns surrounding Blaineley.)

Blaineley: "Except them…"

(Blaineley was soon chased by the interns as Geoff began speaking.)

Geoff: "Well that's all for now, my girl won't be back for a while but then again, neither will Blaineley."

Sierra: "Stay tuned to see what will happen on the next exciting episode with Blaineley, in the game of Total! Drama! World Tour!"

(End credits.)


Stay tuned for episode 19!