Chris: "Last time on Total Drama World Tour, the gang nearly turned into Swedish meatball pops. But our competition heated way up as Noah and Alejandro both tried to convince Lindsay to vote for one another. Alejandro was even able to charm Heather at one point. Is there anything this man can't handle, we'll see once we find out now on Total! Drama! World Tour!"

(After theme song)

(We open the episode with the final seven sleeping in the cargo hold for some reason when the camera zoomed into Duncan's dream.)

(Duncan was soon on a grass field in the night, looking at the stars with Gwen.)

Duncan: "I'm so glad to see you again Gwen."

Gwen: "Me too Duncan. It's great to hang out on a date and not think about the drama so much."

Duncan: "You know it."

(Duncan and Gwen lean in for a kiss when a tranquilizer dart hits the back of Gwen's neck. Duncan looks to see Courtney smirking evily.)

Duncan: "Can't you just leave me alone for once?!"

Courtney: "You will never escape you misdeeds Duncan. Never!"

(Duncan soon wakes up and finds himself falling from the sky along with everyone else.)

Duncan: "Guys! Wake up!"

(Heather stirs a bit before waking up, she sees the predicament and begins screaming along with everyone else.)

Chris: "Hey kids, better get into your paddle boats."

(Courtney screamed as she got into her paddle boat with Alejandro and Lindsay getting in the same one as her, while Heather, Duncan, Noah, and Cody make it in the same paddle boat and soon they land in the water.)

Cody: "I question how Sierra's mom has a crush on Chris."

Duncan: "How did you even know that about her?"

Cody: "She got real chatty when we were in the same team."

(Noah soon widens his eyes and begins speaking.)

Noah: "Guys there's a waterfall directly behind us!"

Alejandro: "Quick! Paddle!"

Courtney: "If you let us live. I will tutor any brain dead person who requires it, even Duncan."

Duncan: "If we live, I'll forget she said that."

(Noah soon gasped in thought and smiled.)

Noah: "If we live. I'll give Lindsay that glitter lip gloss she wants!"

Lindsay (gasps): "I! Want! That! LIP GLOSS!"

(Lindsay soon takes the rope, ties it to Alejandro and throws him onto the boat, and Alejandro grabs onto the swan neck, Lindsay soon kicks as fast as she can until she is able to make it to shore with everyone else.)

(The contestants are soon sprawled on the beach when Heather finds herself on top of Cody.)

Heather: "Um… this never happened. Agreed?"

Cody: "Yeah, sorry about that Heather."

(Little did they know Alejandro had been watching the two interact.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Alejandro: "Heather and Cody are indeed allies, there is no doubt but at this stage in the game they are dangerous, what with Heather's conniving skills and Cody's popularity. I must eliminate Cody immediately so Heather is more vulnerable."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The final seven walk over to a smirking Chris.)

Chris: "Wasn't Niagara Falls awesome?"

Heather: "It almost killed us."

Chris: "Like I said, awesome. The falls is the jewel in Canada's crown and one of the top ten wonders in the world. It's also known for it's fabulous casinos. Which we'll be headed to for today's challenge."

Duncan (excited): "Aw man, seriously?!"

(The scene switches to a casino concert hall with Duncan looking unamused.)

Duncan: "Seriously?"

Chris: "Since you're all underage I had to move the challenge from the casino gambling hall to the less exciting casino concert hall."

Cody: "Huh? Is anyone performing here?"

Chris: "Your in luck Codster, last time on the aftermath show they had a second chance challenge, where one of the losers could score a spot back in the game, and we're about to enjoy a little number from the winner."

Cody: "Gwen? Is it Gwen?!"

Duncan: "That wouldn't suck."

Courtney: "Yes it would! That human scum doesn't deserve to even participate in this game!"

(Cody and Duncan look at each other awkwardly.)

Chris: "She's one hundred pounds of sassy a ninety pound package and she's wearing twelve pounds of mascara, iiiiiiiiiit's Blaineley!"

Alejandro: "Que?"

Courtney: "What?"

Heather: "Who?"

(Song begins)

Blaineley: Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!

Lindsay: Bla-Blainerific! S-s-so terrific!

Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!

Courtney: This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?

Chris: Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thing up there's a ratings jewel!

Lindsay: Bla-Blainerific!

Noah: M-M-Make me si-ick!

Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundred two heat... I'm quite specific.

Lindsay: She's Blainerific!

Duncan: So-so horrific.

Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-fa-

Cody (To Heather): Who's that girl again?

Blaineley: WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?! Who are you?! I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette! I was nominated for a Gemmie award. I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt!

Blaineley: It's a fact and scientific that I'm still Blainerific!

Heather and Cody: She's not so famous. Turns out she's not so famous!

(Song Ends)

Blaineley: "Whatever. So which one of these lame teams am I on anyway?"

Chris: "You're on your own because the teams are now merged."

Duncan, Courtney, and Heather: "Yes!"

(Cody just sighed in relief.)

Alejandro: "Well Lindsay and Noah, it's been an honor, I trust our camaraderie can continue in some manner."

Noah: "Your flattery doesn't really work on me."

Lindsay: "Sorry Al."

(Alejandro's eye twitched before scowling.)

Alejandro: "Very well."

(Soon we see Chef in a pink dress pushing a giant roulette block.)

Chris: "Since we are in the honeymoon capital of the world, I thought it would be cool to drop some arranged marriages on you. Check it, slots of fun for me, not so fun for you. Each girl will spin the roulette for their husband who they will team up with for this challenge. Cha-Ching."

CONFESSIONAL:

Noah: "The only one I would even tolerate being paired with is Lindsay. In a completely platonic way of course but seriously the other girls are really uptight."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then see Alejandro, Noah, Cody, and Duncan being stuffed in the slot machine when a bear cage is then lowered near the entrance.)

Heather: "Um… what's the bear for?"

Chris: "Casinos are all about excitement, and what's more exciting than a big hungry bear."

(The bear then was dropped in the roulette making the males inside scream in horror.)

Chris: "Trust me, you don't wanna land on that guy. Let the games begin. Lindsay you're up."

(Lindsay then walks to the roulette and begins whispering to herself.)

Lindsay: "Please let me get Cody or Noah."

(Lindsay then pulls down the lever and then Cody's face is shown on the roulette making her sigh in relief. Then Cody soon falls out of the slot machine and once Lindsay saw him she began speaking.)

Lindsay: "I know we're meant to be paired up, but just know this is strictly for business, I'm with Tyler."

Cody: "Trust me. I'm not into you."

Chris: "Blaineley, you're next."

(Blaineley pushes the lever down and the roulette lands on Noah's face causing the bookworm to be sent out of the slot machine.)

Blaineley: "Well I could do worse, fake marrying an audience favorite could be a good boost for my image."

Noah: "I'm an audience favorite huh?"

Blaineley: "Nothing is more important on TV than your likability index, I've studied everyone's now what's going on with your face?"

Noah: "I literally washed it yesterday."

Blaineley: "We need some makeup on those cheeks, contour them correctly and you lose five pounds. Makeup pronto, stat, 911?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Blaineley: "What kind of TV show doesn't have makeup, this show needs to get some gumption and some agents."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "You must've spared me from the falls for a reason, so I beg you, do not pair me with Duncan."

(Courtney then spun the roulette and it landed on the bear which soon fell out of the slot machine and then began chasing Courtney.)

Chris: "Has Courtney found her perfect match?"

(The bear continued to chase Courtney as the CIT screamed while running.)

Chris: "Will she get mauled at the falls? Find out after this."

(Commercial break.)

(After commercial break)

(We then see Courtney a bit disheveled when the bear tried to swipe her again but it failed due to Chef having it on a leash.)

Chris: "Courtney and the bear are in splitsville already. Courtney now that you're on the rebound let's pull the lever again for lucky husband number two."

(The roulette then landed on Duncan's face.)

Courtney: "Oh, COME ON!"

(This Caused Duncan to fall out of the slot machine. Duncan looked in terror at the fact he had to paired up with Courtney, and he tried to climb up the machine but he slid back down.)

Courtney: "Maybe I should work things out with the bear."

Heather: "Wait, so that means I got… UGH! Seriously?! Alejandro of all people?!"

(Alejandro merely smirked as he closed the top of the slot machine.)

(We then cut to a wedding themed obstacle course where the four girls were blindfolded and the guys were on large podiums.)

Chris: "Since marriage is based on trust and being able to argue louder than your spouse, each groom has to guide their blindfolded bride across the obstacle course and safety to their dress, only couples with a dress can continue, now go!"

Courtney: "Duncan, we are on the same team, remember? No funny business."

Duncan: "Trust me there will be nothing funny about this. Now walk three paces straight ahead and turn left."

(Courtney did just that and fell into a pool of mud.)

Duncan: (Laughs at Courtney.)

Courtney: "Oh. Ewwww."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "I need immunity. Especially around Courtney, but sticking it to her after all she did to me back in our relationship feels so right. And that can't be wrong."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Alejandro: "Heather, go a little to the right. Right!"

Heather: "I am going right."

Alejandro: "Too far, left left!"

(Heather soon bumps into her dress.)

Alejandro: "Yes chica! We won!"

Heather: "Yeah. No thanks to your brilliant directions."

(Back with Lindsay and Cody, Cody was giving Lindsay directions.)

Cody: "Okay Lindsay, go to the left."

(Lindsay nodded and began going left.)

Duncan: "Now right!"

(Courtney however just went to the left, angering Duncan.)

Duncan: "Hey! I said right!"

Courtney: "As if I believe anything your lying lips say."

(However Courtney fell into another mud pond making her groan.)

Noah: "Okay Blaineley go that way."

Blaineley: "This way?"

Noah: "Wait, no! I meant-"

(Blaineley soon ran into some cake, getting icing and cake pieces all over her.)

Blaineley: "No!"

Noah: "Blaineley it's just cake."

Blaineley: "Just cake! Just cake! I just gained five pounds by touching it!"

Noah: "How is that possible?"

(Blaineley wipes the icing off her hair and licks it.)

Blaineley: "Oh sugar, it's been years where have you been? It's like vanilla flavored paradise, with a hint of lemon."

CONFESSIONAL:

(Blaineley was just eating a slice of cake.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Courtney soon runs into a bell making Duncan laugh.)

Alejandro: "Courtney, it's me Alejandro, I cannot watch this trainwreck for one minute longer. Simply walk two paces to the left and then five paces straight ahead."

Duncan: "Aw come on dude."

Alejandro: "Courtney's suffered enough without you making things worse. Try to be more civil with her."

(Courtney soon touches her dress and smiles.)

Courtney: "Oh yes, got it! Thank goodness there's at least one gentleman around here."

Cody: "Aw man, everyone's already made it. We're screwed."

Lindsay: "I have an idea!"

(Lindsay soon runs across the cake, the piranha pool, and the confetti cannon and tackled her dress.)

Lindsay: "I did it! I got the dress!"

(Cody just looked on in shock.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Cody: "What? How?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to everyone on a boardwalk in the Falls with the girls in their wedding dresses.)

Chris: "I'd like to call this challenge Till Death Do You Part."

Blaineley: "Okay, there's no makeup people, but you have to have stunt doubles sometimes, right?"

Noah: "Nope."

Cody: "We escaped Niagara Falls just so we can walk over it on a tightrope?!"

Chris: "Even better, each grooms have to carry their bride across the tightrope and then you gotta successfully clear through customs. First couple to do so, wins invincibility and a pimped out wedding reception in First Class. Heather and Alejandro won the challenge so I'm giving them a headstart."

Alejandro: "Ready Mrs. Alejandro?"

Heather: "Only if you are Mr Heather."

Chris: "I nearly forgot, because the falls weren't unpleasant enough, We stocked them with hungry hungry sharks."

(Sharks are seen swarming the waters which freaks out everyone.)

Alejandro (whispers to Duncan): "I know you have a fondness for Cody, but such popularity makes him a threat and being allied with Heather only makes him more of a threat."

Duncan: "Hmm…"

Alejandro: "Join me in voting him off and I'll vote with you next time. If it's Courtney, so be it."

Duncan: "Deal."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "So I do like Cody, but I have to admit he and Heather are pretty powerful together."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Alejandro: "Come along better half, let us take advantage of our head start." (He then picks up Heather and begins going across the tight rope.)

Chris: "And remember, violence is never the answer, except on this show. Go!"

(Cody looks down at Niagara Falls and groans.)

Lindsay: "Um, you look kinda queasy. Maybe I should carry you."

Cody: "If you want to, I guess you can."

(Lindsay picked up Cody and then began balancing on the tight rope.)

Cody: "How come you're so good at balancing?"

Lindsay: "I take gymnastics."

(We then cut to Noah and Blaineley as Noah was slowly dragging himself across the rope.)

Blaineley: "Do I have to get spurs or what? Hurry! They're gaining the lead!"

(Noah looks down at the Falls and shrieks before he loses balance and loses his footing on the tightrope, and lands on his kiwis on the rope.)

Blaineley: (Glares at Noah.) "Worst. Husband. ever."

(Noah and Blaineley soon fall off the tightrope and scream.)

(We then see Alejandro walking on the tightrope carrying Heather.)

Heather: "Do not underestimate Courtney, she's a big threat and she really annoys me, but ignore that last part, she should still go next."

Alejandro: "I believe Lindsay should go next. She's very likable and in the end she could win the million."

Heather: "I guess that makes sense. Fine I'll vote for Lindsay, we aren't exactly friends anyway."

Alejandro: "Lindsay it is."

(Alejandro then steps off the rope and screams as he falls, with him & Heather screaming.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Alejandro: "Of course I fell on purpose, I am a gifted balancer. But it would be unwise to appear too strong with the teams just dissolved. I don't require immunity thanks to my alliances with Heather and Duncan, so I lay and wait like a crocodile. A deviously handsome crocodile."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Lindsay and Cody soon make it to Chef when Chef began speaking.)

Chef: "Business or pleasure."

Lindsay and Cody: "Business."

Chef: "Okay then, first question: what is Canada's capital?"

Cody: "Ottawa."

Chef: "What leaf is on Canada's flag?"

Lindsay: "The pine leaf!"

Cody: "It was the maple leaf!"

Lindsay: "Oops."

Chef: "Failure to answer the questions right means you're deported, go back!"

(Lindsay sighed and closed her eyes as she began walking only to lose balance and send her and Cody falling off the tightrope, both screaming.)

(Duncan was lugging Courtney over his shoulder and walked over to Chef.)

Duncan: "Ottawa."

Courtney: "The maple leaf."

Duncan: "Butter tarts."

Duncan and Courtney: "Beavers."

Chef: "Wow, got them all right, anything to declare?"

Courtney: "Um yes I declare my husband to be an insensitive jerk, who thinks his piercings look cool but they really are just divert attention from his lack of personality."

Duncan: "And I declare wifey to be a stuck up windbag, I also declare she could use some mouthwash."

(Duncan and Courtney soon go on the dock and Duncan let's Courtney go.)

Chris: "Congratulations Courtney and Duncan, you just won invincibility, which means you can't vote for each other, a sick twist."

Courtney: "I want a divorce!"

Duncan: "Oh really, well unfortunately that's not how things work here!"

(We then cut back to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, where Blaineley, still in her wedding dress, has a towel wrapped around her after what happened.)

Blaineley: (Sighs) "Noah is SERIOUSLY too damn slow! I should've stuck with Alejandro! He would've been easier!"

Courtney: (Walks to Blaineley, & still in her wedding dress.) "Same here! I would vote for Duncan, but he & I have immunity. So I don't know who to vote for now!"

Blaineley: "Maybe I should choose Noah, because he's obviously a bad choice for me.. What about you?"

Courtney: (Thinks for a second.) "I'm thinking either Cody or Lindsay.."

Blaineley: "Any reason?"

Courtney: "Cody betrayed me back in The Amazon, & Lindsay is just dumb as a-"

Alejandro: (Walks off.) "Ladies? May I have a word with the both of you?"

Blaineley: "Umm.. What?"

Alejandro: "I know, this seems awkward, but.. Why are you two still in those dresses?"

Courtney: "Chris forced us to keep these on for the rest of the day, but on the bright side, I look.. Stunning!" (Poses in it.)

Blaineley: "Yeah. Very stylish!" (Poses in it as well.)

Alejandro: (Chuckles about what happened, then he goes close to them.) "Nice, but.. I need to help the both of you with something. And that's only one thing to do."

Courtney: "What is it?"

Alejandro: (Whispers in both of their ears, as they both smile back.)

(We then cut to the elimination ceremony with all of the contestants, the girls were seen still wearing their wedding dresses from the challenge.)

Chris: "Duncan & Courtney have immunity. Everyone else is fair game. What's it gonna be?"

CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to all 8 of the contestants voting in the confessionals, split by 8.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Interesting.. Really? Huh.. Wow.." (Chuckles.)

Heather: "Can't you just read them already?!"

Chris: "Ok, Ok! Hold on to your halter top! 1 vote for Lindsay."

Lindsay: "Wait what?"

Cody: "Lindsay, I didn't vote for you, I swear!"

Lindsay: "Really? Ok, I believe you."

Chris: "3 votes for Alejandro." (Alejandro just raises his eyebrows in shock, but he doesn't care.) "And 4 votes.. For.." (The rest of the contestants all have worried faces, hoping they won't get voted off next, then Chris reveals the stamport of...) "Cody!"

(Heather, Lindsay, & Noah both have shocked faces, Blaineley & Duncan just looked at him, while Courtney evilly smirked at him.)

Cody: "What? Me? But why?"

(Alejandro evilly glared in success.)

Chris: "Sorry, Cody. The gang has spoken." (Tosses the parachute pack to him, as he frowns in defeat.)

Cody: (Straps the pack on his back, as he walks to the door. & sighs.) "Ok then.. Well.. It's been fun while it lasted you guys.. And Lindsay, sorry if we were a bad match.."

Lindsay: "It's ok, Cody!"

Cody: (Chuckles.) "Yeah.. But before I go, Heather, Duncan? I gotta tell you something."

Duncan: "About what?"

Cody: "You need to find out about Courtney, and I just found out on what she did to Gwen."

Heather: "What did she do to her Cody?"

Cody: "Well... She.. She-" (He was cut off because Chris pushed him off the plane, as Cody fell off the plane screaming.)

Chris: "Don't care! Times up!"

(We then cut back to Chris & Chef in the plane cockpit.)

Chris: "If you think that was harsh? Just wait until you see what happens next time, right here on Total! Drama! World Tour!"

(End credits.)

Sorry guys.. But Cody will NOT be in the final 3 in this re-write. Very sorry to all of the Cody fans out there.
Next episode will be a double elimination!
So stay tuned!
Votes:
Alejandro: Cody
Blaineley: Cody
Cody: Alejandro
Courtney: Cody
Duncan: Cody
Heather: Lindsay
Lindsay: Alejandro
Noah: Alejandro