Lady Palutena farted as she was scarfing down pancakes, while the other Cute Toot House members were watching the news on a big television screen in Palutena's Temple, the seven characters glancing at each other. Alas there wasn't much for these 7 beings to do since it had been quite a long while for anything of interest to happen but let it be clear that they were doing things that were quite obvious as to what they likely would be partaking in.
"How come they don't tell us anything anymore?" Ness commented since he was playing Pokemon on his Nintendo 3DS and farted in his stinky jean shorts.
"Perhaps it's because no one takes us seriously..." Doc Brown commented because he was focused on studying what the news was broadcasting. "And there's a good reason for that."
"Goodness! How come we always seem to never get the elaborate big chapters with all the details?" Toadette asked, brushing back her pink pigtails. "I mean, we can handle huge chapters!"
"I dunno. I don't think the story would be able to handle it." Fox McCloud explained for he was practicing some of his melee skills on a punching bag with pictures of the Hot Topic Krew printed on it.
"Story? Pah, what a good laugh!" Toon Link scoffed, practicing his musical skills with his wind baton while breaking wind himself. "The thing people want to see from us is pain, torture... and stupidity!"
"And icing!" Aria Meloetta sung in a musical tone upon floating above everyone while holding a carton of half eaten vanilla icing that she was still scarfing down, occasionally burping as a result. "If there's certain things that can make the situation better, it's singing and icing!"
"Don't forget farting!" Tiny Kong exclaimed happily and then she let out a huge fart, laughing and patting her grumbling stomach. "There's nothing better than letting out relieving farts!"
Palutena simultaneously burped and farted as she finished all of her pancakes, approaching her fellow Cute Toot House partners for you see she could hear her gassy emissions echo throughout the entire temple that was high in the sky.
"So, anything good that I missed?" Palutena asked while leaning forward, letting out more more huge fart that caused the entire temple to collapse on everyone.
Cue laugh track.
The WAA Weirdos Emissary were making their way to Seaside Hill, wondering was was hip and happening as they all wondered about the Cute Toot House.
"Wah... something tells me we haven't seen the last of 'em," Wario commented as he was stuffing some garlic into his mouth.
"What did he mean by this?" Waluigi asked while adjusting his purple cap.
Weegee slammed down on Waluigi. "He means those cute tooters, you idiot!"
"I wonder who's the idiot, them or us...?" Malleo commented as he watched as everyone was running away from them, not wanting to get close to the group, or rather specifically the bootlegged versions of Mario and Luigi.
"Can't we just eat and sleep all day...?" Snorlax yawned as he hated having to move about.
"No! We must go and protect this universe from itself! It's what the bread god would want!" Falco Lombardi exclaimed as he was holding a loaf of bread in his feathery arms like he always does.
"Sometimes you all act crazier than even me!" Crazy Hand exclaimed as he was twitching about, y'know IN THE AIR
The Duck Hunt dog sniffed the sand as his ears perked up, with the Duck Hunt duck quacking as he barked. "Guys, I'm picking up a signal!"
"Heh, me too..." Solid Snake muttered as he felt his 'snake' get 'solid' from all the sexy girls on the beach.
"Enough! We need to focus on doing what needs to be done!" Dr. Eggman snapped as he clenched his fists angrily.
"And what is that, exactly...?" Metal Sonic questioned as he tilted his metal head to the left.
"It's to fight against EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!" Mermaid Man exclaimed at the top of his lungs as he dashed ahead of the group.
Barnacle Boy stepped out of the water as he watched Mermaidman run right by him, with the Cute Toot House falling on top of him as he noticed the WAA Weirdos screaming as they dashed towards the cute tooters, only for Palutena to unleash a huge fart that sent all of them blasting off again.
Barnacleboy shrugged as he shook his head. "Well, time to go see if they have any clothing suited to me." He stated as he left, thinking of just heading back to Bikini Bottom to relax.
"Oww... good thing this old man broke our fall..." Palutena admitted as she dusted off her stinky white dress, relieved that she and the others had something to fall onto.
Ness adjusted his red cap as he took a glance at the flattened Mermaid Man, screaming girlishly as he was panicking. "Uh oh! We're in trouble! We just crushed a childhood icon!"
"Please... who actually cares about this Aquaman knockoff? No one even cares about the real Aquaman!" Fox pointed out as he pointed at Aquaman sitting on the wooden bench nearby crying salty tears of depression.
Barnicleboy was nearby and shook his head in disapproval. "The absolute disrespect is disgusting."
"So it's another night of stupidity." Dry Bowser noted while flipping various burgers off the grill since he was cooking for everybody else.
Palutena was enjoying the hoy and juicy burgers while ripping ass since she felt her meaty farts had the wondrous scent of hamburger on them. "I'm genuinely confused; why is it that you seem so disappointed with everything lately?"
"Oh it's just how this fanfiction can be like." Dry Bowser casually explained upon patting the burger patties to make the juices spread more on the grill. "Eventually you just get used to it since you don't know when they'll wheel you out to be humiliated."