Lilycove City was the place to go when you wanted to have a good time... or rather that's all of Hoenn. But it's where the giant department store was, along with the master contest hall for the famed Pokemon Contests. And also a museum of the arts... but our fellow band of idiots were relaxing on the sandy beach looking out to the ocean.
"Man, this is just relaxing," Fox McCloud stated as he had his shades on, his arms wrapped around the back of his head.
"I can't help but feel that we're missing someone... or something," Doc Brown insisted as he was reading instructions for a new invention he was making with Fox, both of them sitting on beach chairs.
"Guys! I just found this note!" Ness exclaimed as he looked worried, with the letter being in his hand.
Palutena farted as she snatched the message from Ness, taking a close look at it. "Dear Pesky Tooters, the weirdos and I have taken over the Hoenn region! Your gal pal Paula is now a permament guest at one of our seven grand dads! I dare ya to Flintstones if ya can!"
"That doesn't make any yabba dabba damn sense..." Fred Flintstone muttered as he was trying to bowl on the sandy beach with a gassy Toujou Nozomi.
"Tootokete!" Nozomi sung as she ripped a high quality fart, causing her and Fred to laugh.
Palutena blinked in confusion as the clear blue skies above them became filled with dark stormy clouds, which made them worried as the people of Lilycove all fled indoors, with there being a loud motor running.
"Uhh... guys? When did we get a lawn mower?" Meloetta asked as she was slurping up some buttercream icing.
Toadette pulled out some binoculars from her pink mushroom cap, gasping as she placed her right hand on her face. "That's no motor, it's...!"
"...a-me, Wario! Wahaha!" Wario laughed as he and the Waa Weirdos Emissary ran into Toadette, sending the pink capped mushroom girl sky high as they did a stupid pose.
"Oh no... you're the freaks that everyone's been talking about." Toon Link groaned as he pulled out his arrow, preparing to fire.
"And you're the ones who were causing trouble with the Hot Topic Krew! And you stole Malleo!" Waluigi snapped as he chucked a copy of himself at Toon Link, knocking the young green clad elf boy out.
"Can't we settle this over a pint?" Tiny Kong insisted as she was trying to do a saxophone solo.
"Not if the bread god has anything to say about it!" Falco exclaimed as he chucked a stale loaf of bread at Tiny, hitting her in the head.
Palutena clenched her fists as she pointed her staff at Wario. "If it's a fight you want, fatso, it's a fight you'll get!"
"Wa ha! You guys don't stand a chance against us!" Wario exclaimed as he flexed his muscles.
"Not if we have anything to say bout it!" Mario exclaimed as he popped up next to Palutena, with Pit right next to him.
"Where did you guys come from?" Ness asked as he pulled out his baseball bat.
"Now is not the time for questions... that comes later. Along with floor ice cream!" Pit exclaimed as he then shot a blue arrow at the WAA Weirds, making them panic as the white winged angel was quick to spam them.
The WWE Lucario stumbled upon the scene, mainly being there to make sure the Cute Toot House wasn't doing anything stupid, but upon seeing certain weirdos from his dimension, he sighed.
"I knew that Wario and his brand of stupidity was going to affect this world..." WWE Lucario muttered to himself as he then did what he knew best... get everyone else to safety from the battle of stupidity that was about to unfold.
Little did either side of anyone else know that they were being watched...