Palutena and her bunch of Cute Tooters were having a simple tea with Wario and his bunch of Weirdos, with the two having had quite the brawl in Lilycove City as they had torn everything apart with all their Smash Bros attacks... and over moves that didn't related at all to Super Smash Brothers. Palutena and Wario eventually decided to reach a compromise as they realized that neither side was getting to each other, since what was the point of fighting when the situation was essentially an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object?
"Isn't it better that was do things this way?" Palutena suggested to Wario as she let out a wet fart after sipping her tea.
"Wah... yeah. Sure beats causing property damage everywhere." Wario agreed as he began scratching his butt.
"Speaking of which, are we going to actually explain the big brawl we just had?" Ness commented as he was playing around with his shorts.
Fox McCloud shook his head as he was checking his blaster for inspection. "Nah, we'll just let the other guy do it."
"Who's the other guy?" Waluigi blurted as he made a spicy beef flavored taco right on the spot.
"Oh you know. The author writing this story," Pit blurted as he was trying to read a note he had in his hands but couldn't since he wasn't able to read somehow.
And all was well... except for the poor city, it would need massive repair after the battles that took place within it.