The Grinch was watching everyone down in Smashville enjoying their joys, from all the gassy girls to the bouncy boys. The Grinch did not enjoy this, he thought the whole thing was full of piss.
"Oh how I hate those Smashers, how annoying they be!" The Grinch grumbled as he had his arms folded. "Why, I'll ruin everything for them and make it all about me!"
And without any time to waste, did the Grinch run post haste, as he decided to spend as much time on this delightfully devilish crime!
Lady Palutena farted while she fanned the air, sitting back on a lawn chair for you see she was still with her club, feeling something wasn't up after looking around. "Hey... does it feel like something is amiss?"
"What do you mean?" Wario questioned because he was stuffing garlic into his mouth.
Suddenly the entire Melee city began to shake, with buildings crumbling as all the Smashers were confused, with the Grinch laughing as he was towering all above them, plucking out various buildings as he decided to steal the story's plot.
"What plot?" Fox scoffed and he then found himself plucked away along with a bunch of objects.
"So how is it that we don't have anything to do?" Toon Link grumbled while they were in an apartment somewhere within Fourside for he was watching himself break wind in the mirror due to him deciding to practice his craft of being the Wind Breaker since he got tired of using his sword to do various actions.
Doc Brown was too busy fine tuning a different version of his iconic time traveling DeLorean machine. "Well shit if I know. We're not made aware of these things."
"Well this stinks." Toadette admitted upon farting up a stinky storm that caused her to fan away her wafts. "And I'm not just saying that from feeling tooty."
