On top of typing the next chapter of Full Tilt and All Might Maelstrom, I really wanted to go wild with writing. I forgot I was supposed to use the specials as a place to unleash my full chaotic insanity. But, it's also a place to post whatever comes to mind that could be completed in a short amount of time. So, I'm typing this before even coming up with whatever happens in this chapter. Hopes it turns out well!

Full Tilt Specials

Random Anarchy Arc

Special 2: 2 random loops

"What the hell is taking him so long?" The pink haired Haruno questioned mostly to herself. Standing at the gates of the village with Kakashi, Sasuke, and Tazuna waiting for Naruto for the past half an hour had finally wracked her nerves. Sasuke stood fuming as well, though Kakashi oddly enough looked furious.

Mainly because Naruto was stealing his thing. Nobody stole his thing.

"You three wait here while I go find him." Kakashi prepared to go find the blonde jinchuriki but stopped when he felt a familiar chakra presence appear behind him.

"That won't be necessary Kakashi-sensei." Naruto stood back to back with Kakashi, his orange hair styled just like the cycloptic nin. His headband covered his eye and his one visible sapphire orb was lazily gazing through the pages of a familiar orange book.

Naruto wore a complete replica of Kakashi's outfit, Jonin flak jacket and all. Sasuke's eyes widened and Sakura's jaw hit the ground. Surprisingly, a small blush adorned her cheeks too.

Kakashi looked at Naruto with a bored expression, though he was curious to how Naruto suddenly appeared. However, there was something far more important to address.

"Usually I'd kill you for copying me and stealing my thing but...is that the latest Icha Icha?"

Naruto looked up at Kakashi with an eye smile. "Why yes it is sensei. I have an extra if you would like." Naruto held up a copy of the book.

Kakashi nodded and took the book graciously. "My long lost otouto..." He pulled Naruto into a hug, tears falling down his one visible eye.

"Nii-san!" Naruto cried back.

Tazuna, Sasuke, and Sakura had swirls in their eyes before the pink haired kunoichi suddenly started crying.

"Oh no...poor Naruto has become a lazy good for nothing clone of our sensei!"

Sasuke stepped forward with a resolute gaze. "No! I'll save you Naruto!" He flashed through hand signs before unleashing a fireball at the two.

Naruto would wake up in the next loop immediately.

After being burnt to a crisp by Sasuke, Naruto was surprised to find himself waking up pinned to the ground in a giant crater of what he knew used to be the Hidden Leaf Village.

'Well shit, there goes my fun. Kurama, give me as much power as you can as fast as possible.' Naruto thought to his captured partner.

"Brace yourself." The fox responded. He unleashed all of his own energy directly into Naruto's system, making the boy howl out in pain in the real world.

Pein looked down at the blonde with confusion. "What are you doing? Attempting to unleash the Kyubi's chakra in such a way will simply make your demise faster and more painful. If you seek the end, allow me to aid you."

The Deva Path rose a black rod above Naruto, prepared to end him. However, he had to jump away as a blur of black and lavender slammed into the ground where he had just been standing.

"I won't let you hurt him anymore..." Her voice brought a smile to Naruto's face.

'Good, I wasn't too late.' He thought as he saw the backside of Hinata. "Hinata-chan...come here."

Hinata heard his voice but hesitated. Her heart skipped a beat at him calling her Hinata-chan. He could also feel that Kurama had shot the girl a small amount of chakra as well.

"N-Naruto-kun, now's not the time-" She was interrupted when the rods exploded from Naruto's body. He stood with a glowing orange aura, a different variation of the complete Kyubi chakra cloak. The power she felt as well as the mesmerizing sight gave her pause.

"There'll always be time Hinata-chan." He grabbed her hand and ignited her with same glow, increasing the small chakra Kurama had given her.

She looked down at herself in awe and then at her and Naruto's connected hands. The chakra eased her nerves enough to not make her faint and she faced Pein resolutely with Naruto.

"Your friendship has awakened a new power in you? Yet it won't be enough. True pain is insurmountable. When I kill your lover, you will now true pain." Pein held his palms forwards, prepared for another large Shinra Tensei.

Without warning, however, both of his arms were severed from his body by the cloaked Hinata. Naruto stood behind him crouched with his hands together and his fingers almost shaped like a gun.

"ONE BILLION YEARS OF PAIN!" Naruto thrust his fingers into Pain's back side, unleashing a blast of his own chakra. The chakra even went through the connection he had with Nagato, making the decrepit Uzumaki's backside explode. Yahiko's body turned into light before dispersing and Naruto could have sworn he heard Nagato's howl and curses on the wind.

"N-Naruto-kun, what was that?" Hinata called, confused on what was happening.

"A secret technique Kakashi taught me. Now, come here and let me thank you for saving me!"

Hinata squeaked before she felt herself scooped into Naruto's arms and his lips upon her own. She was in heaven, her stomach floating above the clouds.

When Naruto pulled back, he stared lovingly into her eyes.

"N-Naruto-kun...I could die happily by your side…" She whispered.

"Oh, is that so?" Naruto grew a devious grin. "Daibakuha." He called before he, as well as what was left of the Leaf Village, and Hinata, went out with a bang.