Been a few months since I've posted anything. I'm slowly getting back into working on stuff, but for now, I can only give small things like this. I doubt I'll have any substantial work done on All Mighty Maelstrom or the main Full Tilt storyline before late spring, early summer. But I'll try to drop some things here every now and then. Anywho, good luck with this one!

Full Tilt Specials

Sing Along Arc

Special 3: Wet Spots Jutsu!

"YES! We got an easy win buddy!" Kiba called as he jumped down to the floor. The chunin exams preliminary was in full swing. Currently the board showed Kiba Inuzuka vs….

Ino Yamanaka.

Naruto walked over to his newfound looping buddy and lover. Ino had only been in the loops for about 2000 years, but she had come leaps and bounds in terms of power. She was definitely stronger than most people in their universe, barring people like Madara and the 1st Hokage.

Shikamaru and Chouji frowned upon seeing the name on the board. Since they had started the Forest of Death portion of the exam, Ino had been a bit weird. She wasn't nearly as annoying as usual and she pulled her weight more effectively. Even more surprising, she had helped drive off the sound ninja when they attacked Naruto's team. Then afterward, Naruto and Ino seemed almost inseparable, even in the presence of Sasuke.

Sakura was also having similar thoughts as she watched her blonde teammate walk over towards her blonde ex-best friend. She was worried about what happened in the forest and wondered if Ino had somehow tricked Naruto into befriending her in some outlandish attempt to make herself jealous. Sakura blushed in annoyance. 'It's not like I AM jealous or anything...I mean, it's just Naruto...'

She looked towards her teammate once more and couldn't help the bigger blush that stained her cheeks. She looked away in mild confusion.

With Naruto, he ignored Shikamaru, Chouji, and Asuma and immediately smirked at Ino. She smiled back warmly before opening her arms for a hug. Naruto obliged, getting stunned and shocked looks from most everyone present. A certain Hyuga heiress seemed to panic before fainting on the spot. Naruto began to whisper to Ino while in her embrace.

"So what are you gonna do to him?"

"Mm...Wet Spots Jutsu?" Ino giggled, feeling Naruto tense against her.

He sighed and released her. "You're still angry about what he did last loop?"

Ino smirked with a fire in her eyes. "Damn straight."

Naruto shrugged and walked back over to Sakura. The previous Kiba had been a narcissistic ass that couldn't take no for an answer. He had attempted to force himself on Ino, and apparently she hadn't been the first. Castration was the least of what she did to him in the previous timeline, however, it seemed her anger still hadn't abated. Ino jumped down to the floor in front of Kiba and folded her arms with a bored glare.

"What the hell Ino? I didn't think you'd stoop so low as to date the dead last since you couldn't get the emo-teme! If you were just going to switch crushes, you could've asked me." Kiba puffed his chest a little.

The blonde mindwalker scoffed. Though this Kiba wasn't as bad as the previous one, he was still pretty annoying. Especially with how he looked down on Naruto.

Ino shook her head. "Honestly, me and Naruto have been together far longer than any of you prepubescent morons could understand. It's called being deceptive. We ARE ninja. But you know what Kiba...you may be right. I could give you a chance."

Kiba frowned at her words, but ignored most of it in favor of her agreeing to go out with him. Hayate shook his head at the teens antics and coughed intentionally.

"If you two are done flirting, we should get this match started. Are you both ready?"

The teens nodded.

"Hajime!" He called and leaped back.

Kiba prepared to rush Ino, hoping to end it quickly and possibly discuss what they'd do as a new couple. However, to the surprise of everyone there, Ino appeared before Kiba, grabbing both of his hands and planted her lips to his. His eyes widened.

Sakura's eyes widened.

Shikamaru and Chouji's eyes widened.

Gaara wondered why he didn't have any eyebrows.

Most people wondered what the hell was going on, however, the Jonin of the room noticed Kiba's eyes seem to dim as Ino pulled away from him.

'What did she do? Is that some new type of Yamanaka mind jutsu? He doesn't look like he's all the way there...' Orochimaru in disguise wondered. He would need to pay close attention to this. Sealess jutsu were rare, but even more so the kind that could activate through physical contact. Much like his own curse mark applying method. He licked his lips as he thought about the curse mark he gave Sasuke. 'Mm, still taste like tomatoes and pedophilia!'

Kiba's eyes seemed to return to normal a little later. Ino smiled at him. He smiled back. However, if one were to look into his eyes, they would see utter terror and panic.

Ino had complete control of Kiba's body and actions, but he was completely aware of them.

Ino stepped back and made a handsign familiar to most adults in the room, and even Sakura. Their eyes widened even more as Ino performed the shadow clone jutsu, creating several versions of herself. Then a couple of the versions henged into various instruments. The clones grabbed the instruments and gave Kiba and Ino space. They began to play a somewhat soft tune.

To most people's confusion, but some people's amusement, Ino began to sing.

"Well my father says your nifty, but my mother doesn't care."

Kiba joined in and sung with her. "And we both agree that ninken rights abuses are unfair!"

Ino: "You understand your feelings!"

Kiba: "And you're not afraid to share!"

Both: "And I think I can do something with your haaaair!"

Ino: "You smell ripe." She grimaced

Kiba: "But you're groovy!"

Both: "And we both like foreign movies!"

Ino: "My mother says you have bad touch of class."

Kiba: "Well I can see a shining future."

Ino: "Where we'll dialogue and nurture."

Both: "But there's one last thing I feel I need to aaaaaaaaassk."

Naruto face palmed as he knew what was next. Ino and Kiba held each other as they prepared to dance.

Both: "Do you take it in the ass? Do you take it in the ass?"

Both: "Cause you're beautiful and curvy, but unless you're kinda pervy, there's no way you and me are gonna last!"

Most everyone in the rooms jaws hit the ground.

"Wh-what the hell is going on here?" Temari was the first to scream, even as the duo kept singing.

The Third Hokage hid his blush by tilting his hat down. 'The Yamanaka heiress seems to be quite...terrifying when annoyed. But at least she has an interesting sense of humor...'

Orochimaru for the most part was tapping his foot to the song. 'Oh! I need to see if she would be willing to record this for me to listen to while I work!'

Kiba: "Well you're adorable, reliable, but is your anus pliable? That's the information that I need!"

Much to her shock and embarrassment, Kiba jumped up in front of Tenten.

Kiba: "You would do it if you loved me! If you're nervous, squat above me! You'll be able to control the depth and speeeeed."

Said girl had to be held back by both her teammates as she pulled a chainsaw out of one of her scrolls and had gotten dangerously close to Kiba's dick with it. Tears fell from the controlled Inuzuka's eyes, fear clearly evident in them. However, his face continued to smirk as he body did a backflip back to the arena to continue the show with Ino.

Both: "Do you take it in the ass? Do you take it in the ass?"

Both: "If you need more information on this type of penetration, we can always take Orochimaru's class!"

The snake sannin paused for a moment before realizing he probably COULD start a class. It would give him something to do in between experiments. He'd really need to thank the Yamanaka girl now.

Things seemed to take a turn however, as Kiba began to strip and Ino seemed to have pulled out a storage scroll. Naruto silently prayed for Kiba but began to unleash an aura that would prevent anyone from stopping what was coming next.

Kiba: "You see I'm not the kinda fella who can get off on vanilla. No, I need a little color in my sex!"

Everyone finally saw what Ino was pulling out of her storage scroll. Every person in the room, sans Naruto and Orochimaru paled and/or blushed. Alarms were going off in the Jonin's minds but none of them seemed capable of moving or intervening. Ino had already strapped the object to herself and stood before Kiba. The Inuzuka was actually shedding tears as his body helplessly turned around and bent over.

Ino: "Well honey pie it just so happens that I brought my day-glo strap-on and some mescaline to heighten the effect!"

Ino positioned the strap-on at Kiba's puckered ass hole. She wore a sadistic grin.

Ino: "Ready?"

….

Kiba: "Unh..."

"W-winner by knock out, Ino Yamanaka!" Hayate called a few minutes later as Kiba lay on the ground with his ass in the air and his face in a puddle of his own drool.

The room was moderately silent. The only sounds were of a few people retching, and the extremely enthusiastic clapping of Orochimaru.