Partner dinners

by Jason Southworth

The partners from the two separate Paper Mario games, sit down and have dinner. Let's see what they are talking about. Takes place after Shadow Queen defeat, before TTYD postgame.

23. Sushie and Yoshi kid

Chapter 23: Sushie and Yoshi kid

Sushie: "I remember a couple of years ago, when like you, there were some yoshi babies that I was looking after."

Landon: "What was it like?"

Sushie: "Well unlike you, they couldn't speak english, and they weren't potty trained."

Landon: "Sounds like a really tough job."

Sushie: "You completely confuse me, you know that?"

Landon: "Pardon?"

Sushie: "The second you were born, you already had the intelligence of a tenth grader."

Landon: "Well in my defense, my egg was discovered in a nuclear power plant."

Sushie: "Why did your mother lay your egg there of all places?" "Why did she just abandon you?"

Landon: "Honestly, that is a huge mystery."

Sushie: "What are you?"

End of chapter