Chapter 27: Kooper and Bobbery
Bobbery: "Argh, what would you do ye found out ye had a daughter?"
Kooper: "I can't answer that, due to the fact i'm single."
Bobbery: "Well matey, have you ever considered adoption?"
Kooper: "Trust me, I would not be a good father."
Bobbery: "But ye seem responsible enough."
Kooper: "Dude, I can't even take care of a fuzzy."
Bobber: "I thought yer village hated those scallawags."
Kooper: "There was one baby fuzzy that didn't know the difference between good guys and bad guys, and I saved him from drowning in a lake."
Bobbery: "What happened to the little guy?"
Kooper: "He went missing shortly before the star rod was stolen, and after years of trying to find him, I just accepted the fact he was gone."
Bobbery: "Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear about that."
Kooper: "I miss the little guy, even though it won't happen, I just want to see him one last time."
End of chapter