Chapter...something? I dare you to read this all the way through!

AN: I should put one here to warn you that this document is pure and unadulterated garbage. It came directly from my brain, onto the page, without a second thought to what was happening.

You've been warned...and can thank DrummerMax64 for this chapter. XD

It was a usual, regular day for Judy and Nick. They started the day making fun of each other, with Judy punching Nick repeatedly in the arm, and Nick playing pranks on her until she cried.

You know, normal relationship stuff.

So they smooched a little before leaving their apartment, because both their prior places stunk to high heaven and they needed new ones but couldn't afford anything except living together.

So that be what they do...

They showed up at the precinct, slightly bloody and Nick missing a tooth from when Judy jumped up to hit his arm, but knocked out his front teeth.

It was then the ninja assassins struck, slicing down half of Precinct One with a deadly deadliness.

Nick woke up with a start. "What happened?"

Then the ninjas killed him again.

And repeated this another 45 times until the author got tired of using Nick as the fandom's punching bag and had them do that to Judy.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Nick yelled with a yell that caused the ninjas to explode. "Yay! My Vader scream killed them all!" Nick fistbumped the now not dead Judy.

"I want to stop being a cop," Judy cried. "My parents were right, this is too dangerous. I must leave."

"But Joody!" Nick cried with a loud cry. "They only killed us already 47 times in the chest! We have to be cops due to the danger!"

"What you say!" the rabbit bunny doe gasped.

Do you mean like in a surprise and alarm? Or more of a "Ahhhhhrrhhh!"

Nick raised his paw, catching the attention of the writer. "I think she did it in a surprised way.

*writer nods* "Okay, we'll go with that."

So the bunny rabbit doe gasped in surprise and alarm. "How have they already killed us that many times in the chest? That's impossible!"

"That's madness!" Jack shouted, popping up from inside a planter box, the large shrubbery still atop his head and dropping dirt onto his silk suit that was woven by the finest weavers to ever weave anything woven.

The whole station went quiet, a soft, "wa wah wannnn" sounding as a tumbleweed rolled through the precinct.

"Where did that tumbleweed come from?" Nick asked with a questionable question. "Do you eat those, Carrots?"

"I don't know...I'm sure that tumbleweed isn't sanitary. It looks questionable to me."

Jack waved his striped paw at the two police mammal officers. "Uh, I'm still here and I said, that's madness!"

"Madness?" Judy repeated with wonder and questioning why the striped rabbit of stripedness would repeat himself.

Nick walked over to her with a large book bound together like a book with nice not-leather bindings, because they don't do leather in Zootopia. "Here's the script for what we're supposed to say."

"Oh," Judy sighed with heavy sigh. The female rabbit bunny cop doe lapine flipped through the pages until she found this moment.

"This moment?" she asked the writer.

"Yes, this moment," I replied.

"Ah okay. I know what I have to say now!"

Judy slammed the book shut with such shutting force that it collapsed in on itself, forming a black hole that sucked in a nearby mouse named Flamenco Rodent of Unproportional Sizes.

Don't ask me why, that's his name, his parents must have hated him or something.

Anyways...

She slammed the book shut as she slowly turned her head towards Jack, who was slurping on a slurpee as this scene which should have taken five minutes has now taken about eleven or so. "Madness?" she asks slowly.

The reader's attention was then suddenly shifted to Nick, who was staring blankly ahead as he slowly blinked, as if in slow motion.

"Oh, this is cool!" Judy said as she hopped in front of Nick, waving her paw in front of him. "Maybe he can tell me what being like Flash is like?"

She ran from in front of the slowly moving slowed fox and in front of Jack. "THIS IS ZOOTOPIA!" She shouted with a loud shout that also shattered the windows of her home in BunnyBurrow 211.5 miles away. (her house is .5 miles away from the barn she performed in, okay?!) The shattered glass shattered on top of about seventy of her siblings, killing all instantly.

It was a sad day.

But back to Judy and her shouting.

Judy punted the striped rabbit with a kicking punt into a giant hole that appeared behind him, one that Clawhauser was digging in order to find a hidden stash of donuts that Nick had told him existed beneath the precinct. He was about fifty feet deep with using nothing but a spork, and has lost about seventy pounds already, though still was like, 100 pounds overweight.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jack screamed as he fell, his stripes falling off at the speed at which he fell.

"Ewwww! He got a stripe on me!" Judy yelled, flicking the offending stripe off her. "I hope it isn't contagious!"

A loud thunk echoed from below.

"Hey!" the jolly voice of Clawhauser laughed with a laughing laugh. "Something fell on me! Is it a donut? Or Gazelle! I hope its Gazelle because I think nothing else but Gazelle! Gazelle is my favorite Gazelle! Gazelle!"

"And that is why I wanted him to dig that hole," Nick laughed, now at regular speed again.

"Nick!" Judy growled, punching his shoulder, which also knocked his arm off. Both fox and rabbit looked at the limb on the ground.

"I think it will grow back," Nick said with a statement. He looked down to see a new arm had grown back, one made of metal with a red star on it. "Oh cool! I have a metal arm!"

"And I have a shield!" Judy said, suddenly appearing with a star spangled shield..wait...guys, this is the wrong movie for this...

Both bunny doe and fox tod looked sad and showed their sad bunny and sad fox eyes.

...grumble grumble...stupid cute eyes...

Okay, they kept the metal arm and shield and went out to help people by patrolling all of Zootopia.

"Hey guys in car 49999," Clawhauser squealed into their radio. "There's a C-12 happening on Oaken street with a H-27 happening at the same a J-99-

"Bingo!" Nick yelled from the passenger seat as he played a blueberry onto a bingo sheet. "I win."

"A TRIP TO DOING PARKING DUTY!" Bogo roared in a roaring voice into the intercom with such force that it ripped the top off the cruiser they were driving, which fell behind them, flattening several mouse sized cars.

It was a sad day.

"Oh, I've always wanted a sun roof," Judy exclaimed joyously with joy while waving her paws above her in the newly opened car, like a newly opened can of sardines.

Unfortunately, that also caused the cruiser to weave onto the sidewalk, squishing several beavers out on a field trip from Mount Wannahockaloogie. They tragically suffered a tragedy of dying.

Judy corrected back onto the road, but couldn't see through the red covered windshield.

"Must be strawberry jam," she muttered annoyedly.

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Nick huffed in irritation. "That's no strawberry jam, Carrots, that's mammals."

"You mean like that soylent stuff?" Judy asked back in a gasping tone as she was again surprised and alarmed by the revealing revelation.

"Exactly!" Nick said. "Bogo be mad when we get back after this patrol route."

Judy shrugged, "That's easy to fix. We just have to stop another conspiracy like last time."

"You mean...The Conspiracy?" Nick asked.

Both mammals blinked, then looked out at the reader, then past the reader to wherever Zanrok lives, pointed their fingers at their eyes, then at him.

It was at this moment, the most terrible calamity happened. And no, not a giant pig monster calamity, that would be childish. Like something you would see in a video game, gosh. No, this was a tragic tragedy of tragecolic proportions!

It was then the tornado hit.

It was an F19 on the scale, so big that it enveloped all of Tundratown, then all of Sahara Square, then all of Savannah Central, then it skipped over the Rainforest District because it is a beautiful district and was needed for plot purposes later...

AND THEN IT TORE THROUGH BUNNYBURROW!

It was a sad day with many lives lost.

But also...the tornado brought with it something terrifingly terrible! Judy and Nick were thankfully spared from the tornado, hiding out in an underground garage making out on work time, which was against work policy but because everything was gone, they quoted Bogo and said, 'Who cares' before snogging it out.

The tornado brought with it...THEM...

Those...

Who know...

DA WAE!

The whole city was swarmed over with THEM. There were blue ones, and red ones, and ones where leather not leather jackets that were harassing the survivors of THE TORNADO of DOOM!

"Is the writer really writing all this?" Judy asked Nick in the middle of their make out session.

"I guess so," Nick replied. "As long as we can continue to make out, I'm fine."

Judy nodded with a nod. "Works for me!"

They went back to snogging for fifteen days, no need to eat since they were sated by their love for each other. The love was actually so great, it brought back most of the animals who died in THE TORNADO back to life.

*shoots party streaming into the air* "Yay!"

But the problem of...THEM...was still there, so Judy and Nick went outside and started tazing them left and right until they kidnapped Judy, calling her, 'da queen'.

So an epic rescue of epicly epic proportions happened. Nick came into their hideout, guns a blazing, tazers shooting, claws a racking, a partridge in a peartree a singing and Bogo balleting. The last thing caused everyone who saw it to go blind, but Bogo don't care about them.

"Nick, you rescued me!" Judy shouted with a shout of shouted joy.

"I did!" Nick replied.

The ground thundered and groaned and the building shook with a shakyness.

"What was that?" Nick said, his frame shaking itself.

"I don't know!" Judy cried into his chest, then turned all super-cereal. "But I'm going to crush it! Judy smash!"

"Calm down turbotastic," NIck said as the building shook again.

The roof part of the top of the building was ripped off by a giant spotty paw and a forty foot tall Clawhauser looked inside. "I have found the secret magic donut stash and became...MEGA CLAW!"

He cackled widely but had to stop when a flock of geese flew into his mouth. It was actually kind of funny so Judy laughed and Nick laughed, and the one surviving THEM laughed until Nick killed that one too.

So they ended up not having to fight MEGA CLAW as he choked to death on a flock of geese.

The End...

AN: I told you it was terrible...