It begins with J.D., Varie, Aylene, Lapis, Jessie, Woody, Anastasia, Jeri, Starfire, Raven, Terra, Volcana, Argent, The Eds, and the Loud siblings, Sam, Ronnie Anne, and Bobby watching TV. It was cut short by a Special News Report.

"We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this special report," said the news announcer.

"The Kanker Sisters - May, Marie and Lee Kanker have escaped from the Atlanta Juvenile Correctional Center and are now on their way to Detroit, Michigan," said a news reporter.

They all gasped hearing that.

"The Kankers busted out of prison!" J.D. exclaimed, stunned.

"Oh no!" Varie exclamed.

The newscaster went on, "It is unknown how they did it, but they are after their boyfriends Ed, Edd, and Eddy, and these girls are armed and extremely dangerous. They were known for destroying the Peach Creek Neighborhood and torturing and attempting to rape the three boys. They are now in Nashville, and the police are on their tail. We will keep you posted."

J.D. turned off the television.

"I've heard of the Kanker Sisters," Aylene explained, "and I've heard they're ruthless."

Jessie nodded. "Yeah. I was told about them too."

"How can those girls be that despicable?" Jeri asked, disgusted.

J.D. shook his head. "I don't know. But come on, guys."

They all make their way to the Mayor's office in downtown Detroit.

"So the Kanker Sisters pose a serious threat?" Mr. Mayor asked.

J.D. nodded. "Yes, Mr. Mayor. The Kankers are extremely dangerous, and once they set their sights on something, they will stop at nothing to get it, and they will destroy anyone or anything that gets in their way. They completely destroyed Peach Creek in Atlanta in order to retrieve their Ship-in-a-Bottle."

"This is bad," Mr. Mayor said, worriedly. "The entire city is in danger."

"All roads leading into the state and city must be closed, and everyone in Detroit must be evacuated," J.D. explained.

"I have a feeling I know what you're up to," Mr. Mayor predicted. "Guys, be careful. This state owes you a great deal."

"We'll be fine, Mr. Mayor," J.D. assured him.

With that, the Mayor declared a state of emergency and ordered everyone in Detroit to evacuate immediately. The roads leading into the city were closed, and the National Guard and military were called in. After the evacuation was completed, tanks, missile tanks, laser tanks, and other vehicles arrived.

"All right, guys," J.D. said, "start building your weapons. If the Kankers want a fight, we'll give them World War III!"

"Yeah," Aylene agreed.

"Those Kankers are going to wish they were never born," Aylene declared.

Lincoln nodded in agreement. "You said it."

Laney stated, "Those Kankers are going down."

"Their funeral will be one never remembered," Lucy perdicted.

Lori joked, "By the time we're done with them, their names will be Mud."

"Are their names really Mud?" Leni asked.

Luna facepalmed. "No dude. It's a figure of speech."

"What a MUDDY development," Luan laughed. "Get it?"

J.D., Varie, Eddy, Jessie, and some military personnel laughed.

"This isn't the time for jokes, Luan," Lisa stated emphatically.

Raven laughed. "Muddy development." She laughed some more. "I just got it."

"The Kankers will meet their end," Starfire predicted.

Volcano confirmed, "That's right."

"Are you ready to have some fun, Lynn?" Terra asked.

"I was born ready," Lynn replied.

They begin constructing their weapons out of everyday objects. They made guns and blasters out of whatever they could get their hands on.

2 hours later.

"Everything is ready, General?" J.D. asked.

"Yes," General Rhoda confirmed. "We're all set."

"All right," J.D. responded.

They were all on the lookout for the Kankers. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Rin, Fu, Kakashi, The Kids Next Door, and the Digimon were among them. Radar was keeping an eye out for them within a 200-mile radius.

On the radar, they noticed a single red blip moving in quickly.

"It's the Kankers!" yelled Lisa. "Their signature has been detected moving at 120 miles per hour toward us. Mark 180 degrees to the south."

The General spoke into a walkie-talkie, "To all units, to all units, Contition Red. Target approaching South on I-75. Repeat. Target approaching South on I-75. Repeat, Condition Red."

"Battlestations everyone!" yelled J.D.

They notice a car approaching them that is plowing through multiple roadblocks. It was the Kankers, and they had stolen a car.

"Fire at Will!" yelled J.D.

"Fire at Will!" the general repeated.

They opened fire with everything they had at the car.

They attack it with lasers, missiles, bullets, energy blasts, fireballs, rocks, water balls, lightning balls, and other weapons.

Explosions rang out, setting everything on fire. As the car exploded, the Kankers jumped out.

J.D. said, "General, hold fire."

"Hold your fire!" yelled the general.

"Let us face them now," J.D. said.

"Guys, be careful," the general advised.

"We will," J.D. promised.

J.D. and Varie, Eddy and Luan, Double D and Linka, and Ed and Leni went out to confront them. They were ready.

They approached them and confronted Lee, Marie, and May Kanker.

"Kanker Sisters, right?" J.D. asked.

"That's right," Lee replied. "Who do you think you are, dummy?"

"My name is J.D. Knudson," J.D. introduced himself, "and I'm your worst nightmare."

"I see you've got our boyfriends with you," Marie pointed out.

"For your information, Ed, Double D, and Eddy are not your boyfriends," Varie clarified.

"Yeah, so go back to prison and get lost Kankers!" Eddy shouted back. "I have a wonderful girlfriend, Luan Loud, here."

"Yeah, so make like a rocket and TAKE OFF," Luan joked and then laughed. "Get it? But seriously, leave!"

"Your jokes are terrible!" May quipped.

"Why you littl..." Luan growled.

"Calm down, Luan," J.D. told her. "They like to talk and get you worked up."

"You little metalmouthed freak!" Lee screamed. "Eddy is my boyfriend, and you can't have him!"

"You redheaded freak!" Luan shouted back. "Your mother blows sand into your mouth!"

"Oh, that's it!" snarled Lee.

Lee attempted to punch Luan, but she was punched in the face, causing her to collide with Marie and May.

Marie stood up and yelled, "Oh, that's it! You girls are dead! We're taking back our boyfriends and finishing what we started back at that Amusement Park!"

J.D. narrowed his eyes. "You want to get to them, you'll have to go through us. Normally, I don't fight girls, but in this case, I'll make an exception."

"Me too!" Ed agreed.

"Same here!" Edd exclaimed.

Eddy yelled, "Yeah! Your times have come Kankers!"

"Don't expect any mercy from us," Varie warned.

"People like you give us girls a bad name," Leni said.

"Yeah," Linka agreed. "You three make me sick!"

"Come on guys," J.D. exclaimed, before yelling, "It's Butt-kicking Time!"

A nasty and ferocious fight broke out.

The fight was extremely savage and brutal. They were punching, kicking, pulverizing, sucker-punching, and more. Using every dirty trick and ferocious fighting maneuver available.

The fight was so savagely ferocious and brutal that it was unbelieveable.

Then, in an unexpected turn of events, they got the upper hand on the Kankers. Lee, Marie, and May had been hogtied.

They were covered in bruises and bleeding cuts, and blood was dripping from various places, including their mouths.

"You Kankers are under arrest," J.D. said, rolling his eyes, "yet again."

Everyone applauded loudly, and they were rushed to the hospital.

One week later, everyone was allowed to return to Detroit.

The Kankers were sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for wreaking havoc on the country and were transferred to a new prison built in Lake Vostok, Antarctica, the coldest place on the planet. They were deemed too dangerous to be allowed to roam the country and were permanently exiled. The Kankers were also ordered to pay $300 billion in restitution.

THE END!