Fan Fiction

Kanae Kotonami walked into the LoveMe locker room to find a very distressed and freaked out Kyoko. She was sitting in the corner of the room curled tightly in a ball and rocking back and forth muttering to herself. She was pale with dark circles under her eyes and her hair was mussed. Her shirt was on backwards and her socks were mismatched.

"MO! What happened to you?" Kanae asked in a worried voice as she rushed to the girl's side.

Kyoko looked up at her with the look of a small animal being hunted. "Moko-san, I don't know what's going on... So many strange things have been happening to me lately and I'm frightened."

Kanae furrowed her brow. "Strange? Like what?"

Kyoko sighed deeply. "Well maybe I should start from the beginning and you'll understand."

Kanae sat in front of her and gave her undivided attention.

She then began the story of her horribly strange week. "You see... Last week I was browsing the internet and I found this interesting website filled with fan fictions from all kinds of stories, anime, manga and more, so I decided to create an account and start reading. Everything was okay at first, but then strange things began to happen."

Kanae was intrigued. "Like what?"

"Well... first I turned into a cat... I spent the better part of the day being flirted with by two alley cats behind the Darumaya." She shivered. "The day after that... Sho came by... and... He apologized. He full fledged got down on his knees in dogeza and begged for my forgiveness. I was stunned. I didn't know what to say. The same day Reino tried to kidnap me and Tsuruga-san turned into a puppy. You were even a vampire at one point and Takarada-san was a Yokai. Maria-chan went from being 8 to 18 in a matter of hours and 4 different men have claimed to be my father."

Kanae just sat and gawked at her. She honestly didn't know what to say to this crazy person before her.

"Moko-san... It gets worse..." She regained her composure and began again. "Since then... I've had 68 marriage proposals from various producers, directors, actors and Tsuruga-san is responsible for at least 32 of them." She mumbled something.

"What? I didn't hear that last part Kyoko." Kanae asked.

"I said you were responsible for two of them." Kyoko blushed furiously at the memory. "Help me Moko-san! I don't know what to do..."

Kanae flicked her forehead. "First stop reading all of that stuff while you're tired. Second get rid of the stress and just confess to Tsuruga-san. Then you'll be able to relax and get back to whatever normal is for you."

Kyoko sighed deeply. "Don't you think I've tried that Moko-san. I have heard you tell me to confess to him now... what is it? Oh yeah, 3,428 times."

Kanae looked at her in disbelief. "Well? Have you?"

Kyoko looked at her indignantly. "You know I can't do that!"

"MO! Then I refuse to help you and you can just suffer on your own without me as your best friend. For pity's sake Kyoko, just confess to him and move on." Kanae scolded.

"FINE! Fine, fine... I'll do it! Okay? Are you happy?" Kyoko exclaimed.

Kanae smirked. "Of course. Now get going he's usually in his office around this time. Isn't he?"

Kyoko nodded to her nervously.

"Good get going." Kanae prodded.