She sighed as she went through the door to see her family doing their usual being loud she smiled at them wishing Lincoln was there to see all of-" ATTACK !" A five year old ran at Lisa she was able to push the teen to the ground " I AM AWSOME !"

As she looked at the tiny offspring of her jock sister. "Yea you are !" Lynn praised her child with a smile, right after that she hugged her second youngest sister. "How is my little sis ? Still stuck in your stinky lab ?" She gasped for air as Lynn jr got her in a hug that was crushing her lungs.

"Hey" Lucy appeared out of nowhere to scare Lynn and freeing Lisa from Lynn jr's grasp. "You shouldn't hug so tightly." Lynn rolled her eyes and Francisco chuckled knowing how Lynns over do thing with out noticing. "I heard Michaela wanted to join the soccer team." With that the person in question was and carried by her aunt and cousin.

Lisa looked a bit worried so did Bobby and Lori "Lucy i think that was a bit rash to tell them." Lucy shrugged as they heard Lynn cheering her daughter. "Aaaand the blood bath has started." She said as she went to her room while the others went outside to see Lira Vs Michaela.

Lucy just smirked. "That's what she gets for calling Poetry boring." They all just stared at the seventh born and took one step away from her. "Where is your guard?" Lucy asked her second youngest sister who looked around before calling him on the phone. "He keeps sending me weird wipes as if he made a deal with the devil." Lisa ignored her as Lincoln picked up the phone.

"Hello?" Lisa sighed. "Where are you?" As she asked he started his cars motor. "Come in." Lincoln answered with simple.

*"NO."*

She sighed and decided to not ask further. "Ok but you better come in tomorrow. Because I'm pretty sure lynn will-" Mick hugged his aunt. "What is the reasoning for this?" She hanging up on lincoln.

Mick made puppy eyes. "Can I stay in your room? I'm pretty sure auntie Lynn and Layla will make me join them." They heard Michaela screaming.

Lisa gulped. "Here's the keys, make sure to lock it twice or she Might break the door." Mick looked at her aunt. "Auntie or Layla?"

Lisa alooked at him and simply said "Yes." He didn't argue and ran up the stairs and locked himself. "Well, i guese i will sleep in the basement like most of the collage students i teach."

Lincoln waited outside looking at the house and to be completely why hasn't anyone taken down that bike on the roof? A hour later a van pulled in front of the Yates and then four or five people went into the house. "Weird since I didn't know the Yates had kids." he took his infrared binoculars and saw them throwing surprise party... "Why did I think something would happen?" A voice in his head spoke. "Because you're a paranoid idiot." A female voice answered "Why do you keep answering?"He asked looking at the author before laying back on his sit. "Leave the boy alone! It's not like he has that much sanity left." a deep voice said to female voice who didn't anwere. Lincoln groaning before hearing Michaela scream. he looked from the car and saw that she made a goal against what was her name? "Layla" yea that's right and he smiled as she screamed and sang 'we are the champions' which caused Layla to pout. "Yep that's Lynns daughter alright doesn't, know how to lose at all." He fell asleep

Later that night a car drove in front of the loud after two minutes later Lincoln opened his eyes. "Another car?" he asked as he left His car and saw a person placing a tied up Kid in the trunk.

He sighed as he saw the Woman in a pants suit. "Well i didn't know lori's friend would come, what am i saying? she doesn't have classy friends." He chuckled, so did luan, but Lori kicked air in her sleep.

The woman eyes glowed green and She attacked Lincoln first pushing him to the ground one arm in the air dislocating his left and stabbing into his spine. "Threat neutralized." she spoke in a robotic tone walked toward the car. "Target, Lisa loud captured, will return to base in-." She head someone groaning.

Lincoln stood up stretching. "You know, next time you stab into someones back, make sure it isn't made of an metal alloy." The Woman smirked and put on brass knuckles. "cute." She ran at the same speed as before but this time Lincoln knew her strategy. He started blocking her with one each punch he blocked it as if his hand was a viper, that was striking at the her fists each attack was blocked until attacked back breaking one of the knuckles. "Now do you surrender?" He smirked.

The Woman pulled out a gun and pointed at the car. "My duty is to bring them dead or alive! No step away or I will-" Lincoln raised his right and showed the mystery person the palm of his hand. "So is this?" Before she finished a needle flew out attached attached to a wire wire and the needle pierced through her skin and tasered her.

The gun fell to the floor so did the intruder. "You know when you say something like 'dead or alive', it is easy to tell you're lying." The next day police car came and Lincoln had already placed (what was it?) "Mick" in his bed and was in the kitchen looking for some form of alcohol. "I Know i saw something here." He groaned and was searching under the sink.

A as he finally found a bottle of whiskey someone came behind. "HEY!" with that Lincoln hit his head. "Who are you?" she said with a suspicious tone. Lincoln just threw a a card at her that said 'L6 professional body guard and agent.' She read this and gave him a confused look. "Wait Luna isn't here." Lincoln threw a another card saying. 'I'm Lisa's bodyguard.' he said before Taking one big gulp of the bottle. "Why are you drinking that?" he pointed to his dislocated arm. "I know what to do!" He raised an eyebrow before she she grabbed arm and pushed it back to place. "wow people usually scream after that." Lincoln nodded before falling and lynn taking the bottle away from him. "are you ?" He nodded with him shaking from the pain. "How about I bring you to the guest room?" He stood up and went to the basement laying on a hospital bed that Lisa had for testing reasons.

Lynn was about to tell him to Wake up but then Mick screamed and started telling the craziest story as Lincoln smiled with his nephew calling him cool.