Naruto Gamer: the half-assed MMORPG experience!
Summary: Naruto changed a lot after he killed Mizuki when he protected Iruka-sensei that night, but due to Mizuki who was found sabotaging multiple heirs, heiress and students in the academy. Graduation was pushed 4 years later. It made Sasuke angry, but after it was shown to everyone that he was pretty average when he was graded unbiasedly that made him angry at the teacher and the students who had laughed at him. It seems, Konoha wasn't the only one who had trouble in the academy. Since almost all of the five nations followed Konoha example to make more able and ready genins. With this system making him overpowered and being able to influence outside events. He will take advantage of it to the maximum to make life more enjoyable for himself.
MA rated – Partial Gamer mode – Naruto – Grey Naruto
Experimental – Gamer theme Fic
Chapter 1: The 17-year-old Gamer.
Naruto woke up with the weirdest sight ever. He had the internet and used to play an MMORPG where he was friends with people from other villages. Between trying to get noticed outside and enjoy a game, he choose to enjoy a game. Thought, his prankster king title still followed him even after 3 years without pranking. He bought a game called – Age of Shadows Online RPG - There was Agraa, a Beast-person Paladin knight, Shirotsuchi, a female magician Elf and he was a male Norse berserker warlock. They had formed a guild together and with it several NPC that acted as their servants. Named as Toru, Naruto was the most perverted of the three since he had five women NPCs followers with deadly stats that acted as his personal guards and maids with very scantily clad like armor.
As he looked around as his stats. He was unimpressed. I mean 'Toru' was level 97 in the online game.
Uzumaki Naruto
'Prankster King'
Level 7: Academy Students (20/700EXP)
Stats
Strength – 7 (-3 due to malnutrition)
Constitution – 11 (-3 due to malnutrition)
Dexterity – 7 (-3 due to malnutrition)
Intelligence – 5 (-3 due to malnutrition, -2 due to stunting seal)
Charisma – 5
Luck – 10
Locked attributes till reaching level 20
Presence – 5
Charm – 5
Will power - 5
Skills
Basic shuriken jutsu – level 3
Basic Bukijutsu – level 2
Basic Academy Taijutsu – level 3
Basic Ninjutsu – level 5
Stealth – level 13
Please note that more skills will appear when doing special actions
"Well this is surreal" said Naruto as he closed his eyes and prayed this was just a bad dream. He reopened his eyes and the screen were still there. When he thought of getting rid of the screen, the blue screen disappeared. He looked above his head and there was his name, his HP bar and CP bar. One was red and the other blue. He deduced it was Health points and Chakra points. They were pretty high for a low level. They usually were just 200 or 300 but his were already above the 1000. With 1230 HP and 2340 CP. He also had a title displayed on him. 'Prankster king'. His characters sheet window opened and showing his states and the clothes.
Basic civilian outfit – offering no protection against weapons, its however is comfortable despise being cheap.
Then there was like three tabs there, mentally clicking on the next one. It was a reputation screen. Konoha was in the light red as – Shunned
Nara clan – Neutral
Akimichi clan - cool
Yamanaka clan – cool
Hyuuga clan - cool
Uchiha Clan - Vilified
Uzumaki clan – Exalted – Heir of clan
Senju Clan – liked
Sarutobi Clan – neutral
A new window popped up.
SUBSCRIPTION DETECTED! Bonus granted! Malnutrition and Stunting seal malus removed!
+25% all attributes, skills and Experiences granted.
Uzumaki Genin outfit added to inventory
Uzumaki Ninjato added to Inventory
Uzumaki Gunbai added to Inventory
Uzumaku Nin/Ken/Tai-jutsu scrolls added to Inventory
500 000 Ryo added to account
500 Golden Ryo added to account
5 Personal NPC added to NPC window
ADMIN rights given to Player.
His eyes widened, Admin rights were usually given to guild masters, he could get into an NPC logs and changes their personality by removing or adding lines in their logs. He had done it plenty of time with his five bodyguard girls. He had made them fanatically loyal and extremely protective of him. He would have added more lines, but the MMORPG had many limitations as any +18 actions were censored or just denied. The last tab was about Legacy. He had two lines where he was from. Usually a Legacy contained only one, in the last MMORPG he played that's how it worked.
Uzumaki Clan – Last member of the main branch line (+3 constitution, 15% EXP bonus + 25 in Fuinjutsu, + 10 in Kenjutsu, +200 CP each level – Water country Heritage – Ice release unlockable)
Namikaze Clan – Last member of the Namikaze clan (+4 charms once unlocked, 20% EXP Bonus + 10 in Space-time Ninjutsu, +50 HP each level – Lightning Country heritage – Big dick unlocked)
Naruto eyes widened seeing the Lightning country heritage bonus before laughing his ass off. Well, he really did have a big dick, but he never expected it to be a bonus from the Namikaze clan.. Wait…
"Namikaze…where did I heard that before…" thought loudly Naruto then his eyes widened. Namikaze Minato also known as the Yondaime Hokage or by his moniker the Yellow flash. The bastard who sealed Kyuubi in him was his dad?! Then, he remembered all the time the Sandaime told him, he didn't know his parents. He couldn't stay in apartment, he needed to walk out, he picked up his jacket and went outside. He sweat dropped massively seeing so many green highlighting people, with HP/CP bars showing ? on their level and names. Then he saw some had yellow highlights, they were neutral but would retaliate if he attacked them. He looked around saw three HP/CP bars in green highlighting hidden… There was one in the rooftop, one across and one hiding in plain sight in front of a big water reservoir. He shook his head, this was going to be a pain in the ass. What the hell was going with his life becoming a video game. He looked at a store, a window opened
Akeno's clothing Store.
Reputation – Shunned (20/2000)
Price – augmented by 250%
'This is bullshit!' thought Naruto. As he walked around, almost every single store shunned him with higher price. Ichiraku had an honored Reputation status with a bonus of -35% on prices. Then there was, Maaka's Ninja gears store who had a – Neutral stance on him. He never went there, this is the first time he even seen this shop. It looked like a normal house from outside.
He was surprised when he passed some kind of barrier and saw the guy behind the cashier gobsmacked that he found his shop.
"Wow… I've never thought the Prankster king would discover my shop" smirked the store owner. A window popped up.
Reputation +200 granted.
Maaka's ninja Gears shop – Liked (100/2000)
"Was that a Genjutsu?" he asked.
"Yup kid, that was a Genjutsu, usually only Chunin discover this shop" said the shop owner. "what can I do for you kid"
"Could I get some training gears like weights, Shurikens, Kunaï and maybe some clothes?" he asked.
"Sure kid, as long as you have the money, you can come here to supply yourself. I only serve serious Ninja" said the shop owner as he went to alleys and gestured Naruto to follow him to the clothing side of the shop which was upstairs. There was a lot of clothes here. The shop owner went downstairs to get his supplies and weights. But what surprised him was some were locked by level, ranks or both. This black mesh armor like T-shirt was reserved for genin rank and level 15 or above. So, his choice were limited but the shop did have some academy students clothes. He choose a black vest with a fishnet net underneath the fabric that gave the vest minimal armor. Marine blue long short that had a thick fabric and Academy level Shinobi sandals. He took like 3 set of the same clothing's and one training Ninjato.
"I see you got serious and plan's to get into Kenjutsu" smirked the shop owner.
"Yes, by the way, what's your name mister?" he asked.
"Maaka, Toshinori Maaka. Retired Ninja" smiled the old man, the ? above him were now half filled.
Maaka, Toshinori
Retired Ninja
Shop owner – Level – ?
"How much for all of this plus the supplies?" he asked, Maaka-san added all the articles on the cashier.
"that will be 35 390 Ryo" he said smiling. Naruto pulled his walled that seemed empty making the owner frown but widen his eyes when he pulled that exact sum in paper and money pieces. The man thanked the boy and told to come again. Once outside with his bags and the Ninjato strapped on his back. Several window popped out. Gaining reputation to Ninjas and losing some to civilians.
Hyuuga Hinata – Reputation level Exalted reached (200/10000)
Adoration + Loyalty traits added
His eyes widened and his mouth opened watching the window. What the hell was that about he thought as he walked home. He stopped when he saw Old Fuji food store. The reputation he had was just cool with a 25% price up. That was better than the other store who had 250% with the shunned status. Old Fuji just narrowed his eyes at him but didn't stop or sneer at him. Naruto bought fruits, vegetables, meat, bread, rice and others. Old man Fuji took all of the things he wanted to buy. It cost 4500 Ryou, he pulled the money and gave his goodbye to the old man who frowned.
Reputation granted + 150 – Old Fuji store reputation – Neutral (50/100)
He thanked the Shadow clones who were taking the bags for him to the apartment. Many cursed at him for being a lazy teenager. This earned chuckles from the Ninja and confusion from the civilians. Once the clones were inside, they placed the food in the fridge or the pantry as he changed from his civilian outfit to his training outfit. He remembered that he had scrolls in his inventory but how did he…
A window appeared and shown his inventory. It had 50 box with only less than 10 were filed, on the bottoms were two spaces showing how much money he had in ryo and in golden Ryo. He wondered what this golden Ryo was for.
Golden Ryo are used to buy special attributes or traits when they are available
They can also be used to buy legendary level or deity level items.
"…" he just picked up the Taijutsu and Kenjutsu Uzumaki scrolls and they appeared in front of him. When he opened the Taijutsu scrolls, it showed a window that told him 'Uzumaki Taijutsu learned'. His mind was bombarded with knowledge of the basic stance and Kata of this taijutsu form. He did the same with the Kenjtusu scroll it repeated again.
New skills gained
Uzumaki Taijutsu Basic – Level 1
Uzumaki Kenjutsu Basic – Level 1
After changing to his new outfit, he went to the unused training ground. When he entered training ground 5, his vision turned purple for a moment before a window shows up.
New Quest found – Heroic Area – Level 8 recommended
Objectives:
Kill ten boars
Kill Mother boar
Kill Boss Tanaka
Reward – 3 000 Ryo + random gold Item.
Hidden Objectives
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He blanked a little when he read Heroic Area. All enemies were stronger than normal, but they also gave better loot. He unsheathed his Ninjato, he had come here to train and try stuff but if fighting boars and it came with a price money, well he was going to take it. He quickly found the boars.
The ANBU frowned seeing so many boars in the Area and sweat dropped seeing their charge starting to kill them. Neko was really impressed by the boy swords and the attacks he made. Sloppy at best, but he was just starting. The ANBU gasped when they saw a large mother boar headbutt Naruto that made him flew and crash to a tree. They were about to intervene when Naruto stood and charged the big mother boar. Baby boars helped their mothers and tackled Naruto. The blonde Teenager was forced to kill them, enraging the mother. Naruto jumped and made a slashing motion under him, it hit the mother at the base of it's neck. The big mother boar trashed on the ground for a few moment before being still.
Naruto looted the bodies as he saw them glowing which mean they had things in them. He was disgusted by the blood but found ryo bills, leather, boar meat and a…
"A Freaking Katana!?" he yelled pulling the curved sword out of the mother boar entrails. The ANBU eyes widened, how the hell did such a thing made it inside the boar? Naruto unsheathed the swords, it was on his level.
Wanderer Katana – level 11
Slash damage – 75/124
Durability 30/30
He tried to make swings with it and found it different than the Ninjato that has 45/74 damage. The other offered a quick slash while this one seemed slower but offered deeper penetration. He smirked as he practiced some of the Kata coming from the information given by the scrolls. The ANBU frowned seeing him doing Kata like he knew them already. Neko narrowed her eyes seeing the Boy enjoying the curved saber. There was tremor that came from his right and saw a very big Boar approaching him. It was all white with one of it's eyes being pale and one of it's tusk had been sliced clean. The ANBU were surprised that such a beast was inside their walls. They were about to intervene when the giant boar screamed that stunned them in their place. All except Naruto who was somehow immune.
Gamer traits – Immune to debilitating effects
"Sweet!" he said before screaming and running away from the giant boar that tried to stomp him. Many trees were destroyed as Naruto evaded the big boar.
Boss Tanaka – Level 12
HP 2400/3000
CP 2000/2000
The boar crashed to a big tree that cracked and fell on it. He was so surprised to find Hinata on the ground paralyzed as it had a 'Stunned' effect next to her Health Bar. The boar approached him. He couldn't let Hinata be in danger, so he did something very stupid. Hinata eyes widened seeing Naruto over her body and then turn toward the boar.
"HEY, YOU BIG OLD FAT ROTTEN PIG! FOLLOW ME IF YOU CAN!" yelled Naruto as he dashed on the right,
New skills added... 'NOT NOW!' he thought as the boar was following closely. As the boar was about to tackle him, he suddenly turned and twisted his arms, sending a powerful slashing motions that cut the boar snot deeply making him trash around due to the pain. It's HP had lowered to below 50% now and had a bleeding effect that took 30 HP every 5 seconds for 120 seconds. The boar head suddenly collided with him as it tossed him toward a Rock, there was smoke when he crashed on the rock and left crack on it. His HP had lowered a lot but it's regeneration rate made it back above 50% HP. He wiped the blood that leaked from the side of his mouth as he stood and gripped his Katana to face the now enraged giant boar with over 35% HP as the bleeding effect was over.
"Okay, you want to play hard? Let's play hard, you dirty fat old pig!" screamed Naruto. There was a message on the side of field of view but shrugged it. Boss Tanaka charged when Naruto did something totally Unexpected, it ducked down over the giant pig and ran it's sword all over it's throat, belly making it's bowel fall on the ground and bleed heavily. The HP bar went to Zero. He quickly picked up the item inside the boss boar and it was a mask. He sighed in relief as he fell down on his ass.
Quest completed! Heroic area sealed for the next 48 hours.
Reward 3 000 Ryo + Golden Item added to inventory
Hidden Objectives completed
Protect Hinata – Completed – reward 300 EXP
Impress ANBU – Completed – Reward 200 EXP
Complete Quest before 17:00 Pm – completed – Reward 500 EXP
Leveled up – Points added.
Hinata ran out of the wood and tackled him. The ANBU were stunned that Naruto was able to kill such a beast and were surprised to find the Hyuuga heiress there.
"I was so scared for you. I saw everything" she said hugging him, completely forgetting about her shyness. He hugged her back as he looked over the box that appeared next to her. His reputation was maximum Exalted 10000/10000. Admired and loved.
"I was surprised to see you and I couldn't let it approach you" he said rubbing her back. Recovering her sense, normally she would have fainted, but she made a very bold move and kissed him fully on the lips. His eyes widened like saucer as he returned the kiss instinctively, she moaned a little.
Hidden reward granted – Hinata's lover
When he finished reading and she recovered from the emotions, both fainted at the same time. The ANBU sweat dropped. Neko picked up Naruto and Taka picked up Hinata. The ANBU shunshinned away of the area.
Chapter 2 – Team 8
The following weeks been very strange for Naruto as Hinata would shows up at his home each morning to prepare breakfast for him. Hyuuga Hinata was level 17 Academy Students, she would always stare at him expectantly. Thanks to his gamer vision, he was able to deduce what she wanted, and he would ask to sit next to him, but she would straddle him every now and then. He wanted to take it slow, kissing only for the moment. The ANBU were still outside observing him. There was also this red-eyed woman that he would always stumble upon or crash into whenever he wasn't looking forward. This Lady was following him whenever he went when Hinata wasn't around. One day, he was so lost in his thought that he had walked behind a bar without even noticing and that's where shit hit the fan. He stumbled upon Asuma being all kissy-kissy with some bimbo street worker.
He had won a huge amount of reputation points to the red-eyed lady and lost as many to the bearded guy.
He didn't really like Asuma, he was kind of a prick whenever he was visiting Hiruzen when he was young, and the man would just stare coldly at him before leaving. He had disappeared 5 years ago and recently came back.
His new stats now as he had cleared 4 other Heroics areas.
Uzumaki Naruto
'Prankster King'
Academy students level 19 (1485/5093 EXP)
Stats
Strength – 17
Constitution – 21
Dexterity –18
Intelligence – 17
Charisma – 12
Luck – 25
Locked attributes till reaching level 20
Presence – 5
Charm – 5
Will power – 5
Attributes points available - 35
Skills
Advanced shuriken jutsu – level 12
Advanced Bukijutsu – level 8
Veteran Uzumaki Taijutsu – level 9
Advanced Ninjutsu – level 12
Veteran Uzumaki Kenjutsu – Level 29
Banter – level 3
Espionage – level 9
Stealth – level 49
Wind style Ninjutsu – level 3
Water style Ninjutsu – level 5
Skills points available - 42
Iruka had come back from his stay in the hospital so class resumed. Hinata would always sit next to him. When Iruka announced the Exam would happen today and team placement would happen next week. A window opened, it had completed the Genin exam with many rewards and hidden 4 hidden rewards. At least he would pass level 20 with the EXP rewards. He did the writing exam, the he did the physical portions of the test which included a parkour, throwing shuriken and Kunaï. Lastly was the Academy three and one personal Ninjutsu for extra points.
So, when he summoned Chakra chains from his back in front of the entire class. It left everyone gobsmacked. He was starting to get annoyed with the constant window popping out with reputations won and losses. So what if he lost 3000 of reputation with Sasuke, who cared about that duck-butt emo bastard.
"Well, you did very well, Naruto. Here the headband" smiled Iruka proudly as he handed Naruto a headband. Naruto smirked as he tied it up on his forehead. He then went to get out of the class when he was pushed on the wall by Hinata who promptly claimed his lips and explored his mouth with her tongue. He had reached level 20 and it's… made +18 move available. There was a new window that showed next to Hinata status. It showed, 'Aroused' there was three bars and they were full. He was Genin ranked. Many of their classmates scowled, frowned or gawked seeing Naruto being pinned down to the wall by the pretty Hyuuga. He was dragged by Hinata to the toilets where he was pushed inside a cabin. Not knowing what was going on since he never had been in this situation, well until she unbuckled his belt and got on her knees. He was getting hard since he had a good idea what was going. His dick sprang out of his boxer when she pulled it down and Hinata's received a dick-slap. A window opened…
Kurenaï Reputation won + 2300
Neko Reputation won + 1800
Taka reputation lost – 400
Kuma reputation lost – 400
Hinata reputation traits added – Lust
He wondered what was this all about but before he could ponder more on it, a new bar shows up on both him and Hinata. While his was starting to get filled, Hinata was already half-way through it. The more she would suck, the more it would fill his fast.
"Where did you learn this" he moaned as Hinata sucked him skillfully, she let go of his dick to talk.
"I've read a book about it and trained with a cucumber" she blushed before resuming. He sweat dropped by her admission. He would have never pegged Hinata to be this type of girl, she always appeared weak, shy, silent and proper. He was getting close as he let out groans, Hinata's started to fill a little.
"I'm… Oh fuck!" he grunted as he emptied himself inside Hinata throat who did her best to swallow everything but coughed in the end as she let go of his dick and some of it splashed on her head, covering her forehead, her nose and lips. He got hard again when using one finger, she wiped it before licking it.
"Did you like it?" she smiled expectantly
"Yes" he nodded, she stood up, expecting it was over "But don't think, I'm going to be the only who will be in the receiving end. Hinata-chan"
She was nervous.
"W-what do you mean Naruto-kun?" she asked. He put his hands over her hips and pulled her pants and pantie down as he kneeled down. She was naturally blue down there too. She covered her face in embarrassment.
"There is no need for that Naruto-kun" she exclaimed. 'I should have shaved!' she thought in embarrassment.
"Non-sense, I can't be the only one who get pleasured. I'm going to return the favor" he said probing her wet pussy with a long lick, eliciting a moan from her and made her fall on the closed toilet seat. She tried to protest again but when he began licking her pussy wildly, she was moaning and gripping his head with both of her hands. If Naruto had opened his eyes, he would have seen that he won reputation points to Kurenaï and Neko-san by 4000 points each. Her bar filled very fast as her body tensed and trembled. Thinking it was over, she moaned loudly when he probed her most sensitive spot which quickly refilled the now empty bar. It filled her bar again and this time she squirted all over Naruto's face who drank it with gusto.
"Oh kami…" panted Hinata. "Where did you learn that?"
"Ramen" he smiled proudly. It earned a giggle from Hinata. Outside, both Taka and Kuma were thinking of going to the Ramen stand to learn that. They had girlfriends but were nowhere this talented as this brat. Neko remained silent as she was contemplating ideas. While Kurenaï who was inside the ceiling and spied on them.
They both quickly pulled their pants up and were outside of the academy. They went to Ichiraku Ramen to celebrate their graduation. They were later joined by Kurenaï who came to pick up Hinata. They bid farewell.
Sakura Haruno Reputation lost – 2000
'Pfff… who cares' he thought shrugging the alert as unimportant as it faded. He went home in a good mood. He had been given his first blowjob by a beautiful girl. Though, he didn't know if they were girlfriend or boyfriend.
He formally asked her out and she replied 'yes' instantly as they had oral sex the entire day. They were often seen holding hands and walking around the village, mostly in the park. He learned more about Hinata, she was kicked out of the Hyuuga compound by his father three years ago when the graduation were pushed of 3 years and she lived with Kurenaï Yuhi. Kurenaï had been tempted to give Asuma a chance for a date, but he had destroyed it somehow when he stumbled upon the bearded man with that street worker. It's also during that week that he started reading about Fuinjutsu. He finished his first paper bomb seal tag and tested in one of the inactive training ground.
"Alright… You stay here" said Naruto a clone just next to it.
"What the hell boss!" yelled the clone
"It's to see if it's work or not" shrugged the original as he made more and more clones each apart of 10 meters. Some where hidden behind bushes, trees and rocks to get more data on this tags. The characteristic of this bomb seal-tag were all filled with '?'.
A good 200 yards away in a make-shift shelter trench hole. The ANBU all were curious at what this would do, either it would fail, or it would work.
"50 ryo, it won't even spark" said Taka
"deal" said Kuma thinking it would at least spark.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" said the original hiding it's head in the make-shirt trench as he activated the seal-tag. The seal worked properly as it started to rustle.
"Oh… SHI…" was all the closest clone to the seal was able to say before being caught in the explosion.
Konoha at this moment
Kakashi was left dumbfounded when his team was denied of Naruto since Kurenaï apparently got him first. If he had been present earlier to the meeting, he would have been able to get Naruto, but he got Kiba instead. He sighed when suddenly there was a bright flash in the forest where the unused training grounds were. There was a shockwave that blown some villagers to the ground with the ground shake followed by a very loud detonation that turned into a rumble that slowly died down. As the light faded, there was big mushroom shaped cloud where there used to be a training ground with a large crater.
Back to the now downed forest…
Naruto stirred out of the dirt that had pilled on him. He had received the information on his clones destructions. This was an S-class demolition charged seal-tag he made entirely by himself.
"I think, I've poured a little too much of chakra on it" he said aloud. The ANBU team that were sent to survey and protect him were all on the ground pale as sheet and had ghost leaving their mouth. That was a very scary experiences. Taka and Kuma had flashback of the third ninja war where they had faced Iwa bomber squad and Neko had been knocked out.
As he stood and dusted himself out, he was surrounded by ANBU and the Hokage in full combat armor.
"Hey Jiji!" he waved with a big grin.
"Naruto-kun, what happened here?" he asked as he looked around, the ANBU were helping Neko, Taka and Kumo stand up.
"I've studied Fuinjutsu and I've made my first seal-tag. Here" he said giving the nuclear-like paper bomb to the Hokage who paled as did the other ANBU. But his professor side overpowered his cautious side as he began studying it. He wasn't that knowledgeable as did the Yondaime or his student Jiraya, but he had some level on it.
"Naruto-kun, how did you make this? And where did you get the scrolls for fuinjutsu?"
"From the library, it was pretty basic how to make a storage seal and D-grade paper bombs. I've finished reading the books and found another which explained the seals meaning and what they did. There no author name on it. So I improvised this seal-tag paper bomb from my learning. I wanted something more powerful than a D-grade paper bomb. But I never expected that!" he said pointing at the middle of the crater which was wide of 30 yards.
The ANBU all stared warily at the Uzumaki teenager. While the Hokage chuckled before laughing loudly.
And cut... I think, i'm not going to continue this. So instead of just... you know delete it, i'll just let it here so anyone who want to pick it up. Revamp it, censor it or whatever. They are free to do so.