Chrom
Alright, now that everything is settled. All we have to do now is plan our journey back to Ylisstol tomorrow. What better way to do it, is that I'll find Robin about and ask for her opinion about the two possible routes we could take. After all, she is my prized tactician, she'll know which path is best taken for safety maneuvers. I remember that Frederick said that Robin was somewhere busy doing something inside one the tents.
"Ah! This must be the tent that Frederick told me about." I cheerfully said. Maybe this a good chance for me to get closer to Robin and create a stronger bond between our bodies.
"Hey, Robin? ...Robin! Are you in here?! Robin! ...HELLO? I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT OUR NEXT MOVE!" I questioned her a lot, to see if she was actually in here. Though my voice probably couldn't be heard properly, because of some water droplets splashing coming from somewhere... Maybe inside the tent? But why?
"Chrom?! I-is that you? Er, if you could just wait outside, I'll just be a moment..." Oh nice, Robin's in there. Wait did I hear her correctly? Did she tell me to welcome myself in?
"What? Come on in?" I proceeded on entering the tent, but something felt off about this place...
"...Gods, why is it so steamy in here? Did someone leave—"
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA~!" My heart surprisingly jumped at the loud screeching scream that Robin emitted with her high pitched voice.
"Ah, there you are. I can hardly see a thing through all this blasted steam... Anyway. I wanted to consult with you on tomorrow's march. You see..." But I suddenly just stopped mid sentence, because of what I'm currently looking at.
"... Er, is there any special reason you aren't wearing any clothing?" Though the smoke from the immense heat of the hot water clouded most of Robin's body parts. But those steam clouding her are soon fading, and I'm starting to see more of her exposed body!
"Chrom? Rather than stand there like a slack-jawed village idiot... PERHAPS YOU COULD WAIT OUTSIDE LIKE I ASKED?!" Robin aggressively shouts at me, with her entire face boiling in fury.
"But, I... You... Oh gods, I'm SO sorry! I didn't mean to! That is to say—" I try to reason with my misunderstanding, until Robin cut me off with another loud lash.
"GET! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!" That was my queue to run like hell, as I ran like my life depended on it. I almost tripped over a small piece of pebble, while I sprinted my way out of the damn tent. Or should I say, the women's bathing tent!
"R-right! Absolutely! Straightaway! I'll, er, wait outside the tent."
Gods I'm such IDIOT! How could've I've not remembered that Frederick told me specifically! That Robin was inside the woman's bathing tent. My face flushed at what I've done and what I just witnessed. "Dear Naga! I can't get the image of Robin's naked body off my head, that wonderful hourglass shaped body of hers. Those large busty breasts and her well sculptured round rear that I imagined would be very soft, if she were to sit on my lap. Not to mention her delicious and delicate womanho— Gah!" I gave myself a powerful right hand slap to my face, preventing myself from having anymore lewder thoughts about Robin. Crap I totally screwed up, she'll hate me even more now. I let out a long agonizing sigh, waiting for Robin to finish up on her bathing. Hopefully, just in Naga's name, that she doesn't kill me this instant. When she finishes up. I could suddenly feel my 'banana' inside my pant rising from the naked picture of Robin inside my head. This is all coming out soooo wrong! I hope Robin doesn't look down in between my legs, if she does, she'll definitely kill me in an instant.
Robin
"That idiot of a prince! How rude of him to peep on me, while I bathe in peace. Does he not have any shame? Gods! This better be important, if he has a good reason to burst in." I grabbed a white, bath towel and wrapped it around my body, from there I made my way to meet Chrom, who's waiting outside for me. I'm not bothered to dry myself, but I will once we're done talking.
Chrom
The bathing tent's entrance flap opened, with that an rather furious female appeared. By the gods, Robin's just wearing a towel around her wet body, but I can't help to fix my eyesight on her beautiful cleavage, that shined from the sunlight reflecting from the water.
She notices my sight was starting at her breasts and pushes my chin up, so that my eyes are meeting hers. "My eyes are up here, Chrom!"
Robin
Really? He has the audacity to walk in on me and to stare at my modest breasts? He truly isn't a gentleman.
"All right, you! What sort of idiot blunders straight into the women's bathing tent?!" While I gave Chrom, a glare full of daggers.
"I'm sorry! Very, very sorry! I misheard you, I swear it. I had no intention of peeping!" Chrom raised his hands, covering his face in defense. He thinks that I'll blast him away with an elwind. Though it shows that he didn't mean to peep on me, judging from his reactions.
I took a sharp breath and sighed. "...Just... Fine. Apology accepted. Now what was so damned important?"
"Oh, er. I was hoping you could offer some advice on tomorrow's route back to Ylisstol."
"Fine. What are the options?" I asked.
Chrom had a map on his pocket and he unfolds it. There were two markings in color red, those might be the choices that he'll be asking me for.
"Well, according to this map, one route is this steep trail through the hills. Or we could circle the hills and follow the main road across the plain. I imagine either would work but wanted to see if you had a preference."
I put my index on my lip and tapped, while thinking of which is the best course to be taken.
"Hmm... I'd say the path through the hills. The main road would be easier, but we'd be more exposed if we encountered foes. So I'd say, we best pick the more difficult and agonizing journey, rather than encountering dozens of Risen and bandits along the way." I advised Chrom, with my opinion.
"Right... Th-that's EXACTLY what I was thinking. Thanks for the advice. And, er... Yes! Well, that's it, I guess! So...yes. Bye."
"Goodbye?"
"..." There was just an awkward silence. Until Chrom made starts to move away.
"...And Robin? I'm really sorry about the bath thing. I honestly didn't mean to catch you like that." He shyly apologizes with his face a bit red.
"It's fine. Water under the bridge. Let's forget about it and move on."
"Er, right. Yes. Good idea. So! I'll catch you later? Argh, no! I mean, I'll SEE you later! ...ARGH! NO! I mean... Good-bye!" With that, Chrom ran away in lightning speed.
"Huh? I wonder what's wrong with him? Maybe he had other things to tell me..." But I'm not going to lie, his reaction was priceless when he saw me naked, it's not like anyone's lucky enough to see a lady naked. Unless you're Chrom...
Chrom
Dammit! I had the chance to kill time with Robin, but I had to screw it all up. Ugh! I'm so angry at myself for walking in on her. "Why does my life have to be so complicated?" I asked myself.
"Don't you mean 'Chromplicated?' Ha, get it?" I turned around to see it was Lissa with her stupid puns, while she sips her cup of tea.
Lissa
"Sooo~ what's the matter big brother?"
"I'd rather not talk about it Liz." Eh? I wonder what happened to him today.
"Does it have something between you and Robin?" I curiously asked him.
"Wha— I! Uhh... No. It's not like I saw Robin naked or anything at the women's bathing tent!..." My brother panicking waved his hands all over the place, at the same time, he spilled the 'beans.'
I was in the middle of drinking my exotic-green tea and spat it all at him when I heard him saying about seeing Robin naked. I coughed a few times after being shocked and Chrom covered his mouth immediately as he intensely blushed.
"CHROM! How could you walk in on Robin like that?!" I shouted at him, for his dumb actions.
"I swear Liz, I didn't mean to. It was an accident!"
Wait a minute! Chrom and Robin have always been side to side for most of the time. Both in and out of the battlefield, could it be? That my older brother has a crush on Robin? A large grin formed in my face.
"Oh~ Chrooom! Tell me. You're in love with Robin, aren't you?" I teasingly asked him with a silly wink as he completely turned the other way. His face flushed, this means that he HAS to be! But I need more proof from his reactions. Hmm... I know! I'll tease him even more!
Sooo~ Chrom, how was the view? By that, I'm talking about that sexy body of Robin's?" In Chrom's response, he reacted a bit startled.
"How was her body? Did you enjoy it? How big are her bre—"
"Can we please not talk about this!? Shouldn't Lon'qu be guarding you at all times?" He retorted, but darn. I had him on the heat, his face blushed brighter than before. Oooh~ I cant wait to tell Emmeryn about this! But I still have to answer my brother's question about Lon'qu.
"About Lon'qu... He kinda fainted, when I got too close to him. I happened to trip over a pebble that Frederick missed on the way, and he caught me with fantastic reflexes, but at the same time, he started hyperventilating when he saw me in his big strong guns!"
"So you just left him?" He asks me, in which I did. Oh, I forgot... Crap. I was busy taking a break that I actually forgot Lon'qu! I thought that he'd wake up a few minutes after fainting.
"Uhh... I'll be going now! I'll see you later Chrom!"
Chrom
Lissa left like a lightning, disappearing in an instant. "Why is everything so... Bizarre?" I asked myself, but I think I already knew the answer to that.